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has him down five points and many still have concerns mad about his age. can he make that case with the speee the fod and sharpness that someone like you can? dana, a hit. joe can do it better. i was just with him in behind closed doors. h hi doors.joe is incredible. >> i was just with him a clo and behind closed doorsed s. he's a whirlwind. you don't have to exaggerate to make voters feel better to. i'm not. let's face time. i'll bet he's probably just right in the middle of a bike ride. >> mr. president. he b >> ay, hold on. >> i'll turn up the volume. shtre goyingt to find a button. it is a number. >> joe gets more done in an hour. the most americans doing whole day. and unfortunately, that's all the time we have left this evening. please. so dvr.of h never, ever, ever miss anan episode of hannity. but not your heartbeat trouble. greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face. have ast great night, a.j. he'll
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be here for that. i'll just let it wash over me. wow. competing. greg's happy monday, everyone."g let's get startered. >> march is women's history month. yemarch iss. where we all rememberll w the contributions. ther >> women in history. as if they'd ever let us forge t . >> harvard university poll shows donald trump with a sixe e point lead over joe biden. si meanwhile a yale university poll shows joe biden with arr six point lead ovehoidr. the cdc is no longer
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recommending that americans stay home after testing positivet americ for covid-19. anthony fauci could not be reached for commentanno as. >> he's busy looking for his lost ring. academics at the university of kent have just released. they study that debunks a woman's preferred size.ds wil it turns out the optimal lengthp is just enough to tuck into a speedo. men >> they didn't say men or women, you knon, yw, disgusting. a retired prison guard from wisconsin. de and it set a world record by eating a lifetime totamichl of 34,000 big macs or, as someel people call it i, lunch. marianne williamson has suspended her presidential campaign, claiming she could win if more peopler presid her . >> to helpld get the word out,o. she's added a second ouija board.
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police in pennsylvania caught an elvis in a hotel room with as 16-year-old girl. well, talk about staying in characterta in[ laught. elvis, an expert, said more women might be psychopaths than we previously. remarkably, he claims to havele reached his conclusion after he >> watching just one hourhter of televisio ]n, a california software engineer went viral for wearing an air headset on his wedding day. then the bride went viral, and the honeymoon by dumping him and banging the best manthe he deserved. all right, let's domonolo the monologue. do you feel it, america? something's builg.d. and it's not just a tensionhe between me and the 3 million people at home. >> it's that feeling. you get waiting for a parent to finally smack that obnoxious kid. is
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>> the restaurant who screaming and whining for attention. ing anr i feel it every night, but ithat sense that america has finally had enough of th ie left. using identity as a weapon to settle old scores. the adults finally come home. last week, the university of florida eliminate thed all diversity, equity and inclusion positions. the employees were said tohocked be shocked, believing that they were the one s who were supposed to be getting other people fired. and so that rustling soundhear you hear is thousands of woke acts filling applications at starbucks. >> now, students will havee to prepare for the world o the old fashioned way by selling pictures of their of m. ediahion >> social media. d >> florida's decision followed a recent state ban on not justto e.i., but all activities used for political or social activismociasm i in the public n system. in other words, florida just recognized the u.srwar.discri constitution, which bans discrimination based on race. any race.
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and we can thank governor desantis for putting his foot dowk governn, even if that puts us size five. patent leather boot. t an i love him. hools wi >> apparently schools are going to concentrate on teaching insteaingd. how radical? what's next? airlines are turning to bolting doors, their planes. boati disney returningng to making family friendly movies. >> women's sports returning to women's sports. exgept when it comes to drivin . >> florida's decision follows. e the recent mess at google, where their gemini artificial rat to bence turned ouoogl about as intelligent as the view's live audience. >> gemini reflected all the prejudices of its who hadwhat a a slightly less positive view of white people than joy reid. gemini got so much blowback it shd to connect which shows if you choose an ideology that openlosy againstagains your profitability, your product dies. justur profi ask bud light.. now, these outcomes weres we
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inevitable because to the left settling scores of the past is their only employment, b so they push their bizarre pathologies into every aspect pa. ur livesizarre they want to tell us who canwhat work, what can be taught in schools, what pronouns to use and who can use whichwhoa bathrooms. i wish i could enforce that last one here. kabuto was on broccoli smoothies . >> oh, and he' s making he's making the place smell like a monkey cage . and for a long time being toog busy, working americans just put up with it. but then came george floyd justbut then was turbo charged. no amount of pandering was enough. we were no longee momer usa. we were blm.. there were signs in every big city window until mostly peaceful rioters smashed them. but of course, this quietly went moster smas once we learnea that blames leaders who are as legit as a as rachem l dolezal after a spray tan. then came the new acronym die, a magical term intended to replace equal opportunity
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with mandated outcomes. itake didn't take long for thih one to go south either. could there have been a more di's metaphor for his death than the firing of the president ofgr harvard for being a fraud? and there's irony there. [ labroaaus d with giant glasses didn't even see it coming. thank you. thank you. it means something if quiet in day one. proof. enough. i've got two words for you. shmala harri for y,s. and she has.ords she has 30 words for you.. none of which make any sense. th next came the business world and the newest acronym, esg environmental, social and governance. d stand for endless and giggles because you're going to put this down on as life support, too, because even its leading lif lay fink over at blackrock admits esg isg is a bigger loser than e and ugliest man contest. >> the world's investment fund e
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just stated that esg has caused negative publicity esg has for blackrock and they continue to do so in the future. yeah, negative publicity. and this is blackrock, a company so insidiousand ths , it's sort of stir fried panda in the corporate cafeteriaate c, it's not over yet. for every that dies, a new one comes to light just under a different name becauseme hate meritocracy, even if it works, especially if itf it w works. t but no matter your race, gender or color, if you're goo n what you do, you should move up. in the world. it doesn't matter if you're black, white,does m browr purple, though. if you're purple, get to an emergencyoty because it meansena you can't breathe. and then pray to god that yourto doctor a diversity hire. and yes, he he was voted most hl stylish by a homeless guy magazine founderesgazine, , thet podcast bible office. st name
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her last name is italian for take up rat, god's sake. oh, said that fox. a true crime podcast. emily emily combined ca. your he's my third favorite. jeff after bezos and dahmer.d au comedian jeff dye. and her favorite soupp is is broccoli and sadness. the new york times best selling author and fox news contributor go t to. know michael you know as a broke homeless who livess on on cigarettes and hard liquor. yep. can you speak on behalf of your community? k about how you feel about t.i.e do you think it's going away?is are you worried?a home listen, as as a asle a homeless who just wants to ride the rails to tune it down, i,ugr i, i celebrate ] my trouser trot identifies. i cel
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>> i celebrate florida doing this. thislorida doi is great. >> like florida used to be the worrisome state. you'd see those headlinea usedse are they okay down there? >> and then they'll they'll do something awesome. keir?yeah. >> like this. and that's what america should be like gloriously. t unpredictable. but we do the right thing at the end, cause i guarantethee today it's. hey, we ended bvi, and then tomorrow it's going to be his crackhead. tried to teach his pet tiger how to make chocolate chip chs. ew to you got to take the good w with the bad. you doith th get it florida youd they could surprise you. they could discuss to you. they can shock you emily, do you think this is it's trend you. it's how it feels. too easy right now. just get right we'rgoin now. we're all going to get rid of it before. if you've said anything bad about t.i. you are a racist. >> well, there is a significantc from the expecteand backlash.e , right. so we had, you know, one of the talking heads, you o the of the ceo of the d, whatever, probably really out like i saido
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they were like, oh, no, i forgot the quote. uri'm contracted by my robot>> g therapist. we said, look, students are going to suffeot distrac r from this o loss of jobs from the loss of support. they sai, ond legislation that s dismantled all of these effortsn support students based on race and gender. that's all arcane. and the whole point is that's how they're messaging it. mean of diy, w roots as we know, as everyone who gets paie and to front diy,c says the roots are in the civil rights movement. in the 1960s.e right. so how many decades do we have to pay you all to educate y ? right. the budget for for this is 5o million that's going into a recruitment fund likr agreemep year. 5 million. are we supposed to ipose--s thae year and out the other? >> you have an ephemeral inuse e- anuse to me it's th typical and this is so liberal left. it's like once there's so, once there's never anything, well, you can never stop it. itere's nothing ever teacsaid for, yeah, come in, teach us something we don't know. and then by we're done, we'r doe
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all better for it.er but it was all. the and they create the problem so they can solve isolvt. and so it cost $5 million, g >> jh should be going to me. >> that's right. yeah. yeah, i support that. yes. i'll give you 10% like it. . u're the big guyxplore t>> gre uh, but it's, i think the obvious lesson is youn can't create create a separate lane for successecond la with nn metrics for success in any kind of industry. >> because becaus. . because your company's going to fall apart when it's brilliantly titledion so you know diversity and inclusion. so if they get rid of that, people go, there'll be no progrsitf oe peopley. >> no, there still will be. yeah, we just this program is ao waste of money. if hu did like it. let's it'd be like if i hired myself for $20 billion and i'm e like, i'm the love advisor of your school. >> and then they go, i think we're wasting money on this dork. y on i'm. o >> what, you guys don't like love? yes. oh, you got to get rid of love in your school because it's alln brilliantly labeled. >> it's very scamm yo school?eledy. i'm also nervous. where are these chief diversit yve no? people going to go get jobs
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now? i liked them when they were in the universities. i knew where they werehat whenno >> yes. you don't want them at p.f. chang's? no, you don't. but you knowt. what? you know what? they might. but they did already migrate out of academia. they're in every corporation evn and the corporations are too scared of getting sued to do anything. but it's but is g going to start o they're going to be the head office of the nba lookine ang at the numbers going here. of blac[ k guys . seems disproportionately one race. let's make sure four laotians are on everyproporately 1 nba . >> yeah, no, actually, i wouldir watch every game. yeah. leo so 4 to 8, 7:00 laotians. yeah, i think laotians it's, it's what a great term are. >> laotian. you know, they might shock you that i don't know a lotoc about basketball see this as an encouraging development. cat well, i think just, you know, taking any of the specifics out of it whethe specr this law did this or
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universities that it has been a quite an impressive racketma for some time. >> i guess diversity still for f but that's a fact. that's not even my opinion. study after study shows that thery diversity trainings that all of us in thats have jobs are alwayshave to do.e they don't actually do any good. worknhey make the work they ca m in many cases have made things worse, which there's nothing cas but you that diversity is good. right. ta's also it's very interestinag to be able to meet people and talk to people from different. but it'sro actually remarkable how they've managed to make something that should be so interestin t g, boring with the the way that they do it. so i just think if any program y that you're pouring money into outcintoing mone and pouring money into and the outcomes aren't there, you shoulde, bee able to get rid of that program without that being a controversial opinioa contron? they the thing is, that's why they made it separate. so it had no of success.t coul >> so it could be destructivey s and there's nobody that could say this is killing a company. killl, eed would say, wel i because we need more.
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>> yeah, exactly. their whole program wasn't very >> at it wasn't likejust a nice thing about diversity. it was just them gone. let's unitm unitee white peoplw that's different. >> yeah really diverse.iver and you know, this is wesi pane like i am for diversityty r thought i'm diverse like this panel is very diverse. ify dive y you look around we ha homeless bar. we have like a young, vibrant former lawyer, formeg r cheerleader. we have a very tall comedian. we have a an angular, spunkylibt libertarian. right and then there's just me.r we're like, broodingoo, [ laught unpredictable. neve you never know what's going to happen with me. i'm the dangerous gus gy that y mom warned you about. and then she rane your off withe and we left you behind, you crybaby because you . >> where am i?when t i guess we turn to crime when they don't serve time, it
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to grow up and find families their very own visit. >> best friends, dawgs, kittens . there's less piece after catchti and release and the media says more robbery assault is america's fault. a new study on bail reformeopl finds that 66% of people released under bail reform lawas were re-arrested within two years. well, the revolving door likeed that, who needs windmill power. ? abounw i felt the same way whe i read w that the study's authoh conclusions actually counter everythingthor the politicians. promised that bail reform tried to do. noended tow recidivism for recid people facing more serious chargeivrs with recent criminal
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histories. in other words, when you show criminal s no punishment for violent crime and it makes them more likely to do it again. mm more but to the media, the conservatives stoking the fears over rise in crimentri across the country. is the actual thing happenins tg it's not their fault for screwing everything up. it's our fault e a for noticing. take this recent piece froms ree "the washington postnt", which s notes how a cvs in d.c. was shut down after it was dow lootd so much that there was hardly anything left to the. quote, it became a horror story of late capitalismah and capitalism. the empty abc had someho w become a stand in for all that s is wrong with american cities and liberalsd libera and liberal democracy. in 2024, america is a sticky fingerederica is nation built on land and its current moral pani c about shoplifting all over the country, from sea shopyining sea , the very clever. >> there are concerns. petty theft.
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all right, got it. so businesses everywhere also buse too close and people e their jobs. but it's no big deal because the country was buils no deat sn land. and yet to her, it's a moral panic, as if it's imaginedd yeer and not real. well, tell that to the people nearby who have to imagineha jos and a place to buy prescriptions while others dip e back rattles their way to the nearest whole foods for a bag of organica ba because she's so full, you know, i'll just stop there. >> that's upsets me, emily, b because it's likece the viruses- they call them awful, right? >> affluent, white, female liberals who thank you for can u that. didn't use it in a satire. yes, i heard.n wh
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peophese are left wing women who work to signal on the backs of people who suffer. they don't care that the storese closing. t ha they're just happy to say it's our fault. we'rppe sorry.y." >> that's right.wh what kills my.e about this and? i'm so glad that you put the photo up, because it sort of tends to it's just emblematicends magic of everything that you just said. and who is behind all of beh t that drivehisl is that this is what is wrong. i think with that entire frame of thinkinthf thinkig that thos lefties don't see one life lost as one life to many. so when she says t. it's all lie pearl clutching over petty, shoplifting over petty. e what about the 83-year-old grandfathe83r that after a shoplifter pushed him out of the way at home depotshopli , december? what about the 26-year-old employee who was shot afte ther confronting a shoplifter, the rite aid employee in l.a. so who was shot after confronting a shoplifter? it is not just petty theftr co. and make so when she comes in there l and makes it sound like we have a problem forik ripplet effect, the escalation effect
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thet we have to see that w are ones mourning those lives lost. she has no clue about no widelyt the possible recidivism, but also the reclassification of crimes. metabolism when she talks like,, actually violent crime has gone down, it's because of reclassificatioy violenn. >> the violence is still there. you're just calling it something different. and those judges e violen that wereent -- absolutely castrated. that new york post article delineated pretty clearly.d you know, judges just had a little bit of power. agai judsn to put some bail out there. but at 350 shoplifterswe'r that responsible for 30% of shoplifting here in the cityy . 20 arrests each every year at a minimum. i mean of 20 ever, easy it's clear data. but but from where she sits on the upper s side, it's going to be whole foods all the way. crim like i like jefthe wa greg but emily pointed to you about crime in l.a. and you're like, it was during blm when they were all going, hey, did that guy do that?lly is >> do you think it's just a moral panic? no, she said she literally is.ah
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apart from all the thingse that are happening also. these things are all connected. you know, it's -- it's always all beene ald, you k connected.s you go, oh, who cares? just the corporation. it's just a business. why do you carbusineo e? u let them. it's because, you know, when you complain that your eggs are too expensiv upree, when you complain that these prices have gone up in these neighborhoods, and how odd all these places ie neig all af it's because it's being stolen. and then the person that wthe all affect gets all affected by the same . i don't know what recidivism means, but listen, it's thisin is all when it doesn't stickacku and it comes back out that, hey, wait a minutet.>> wai, that what we're talking about is almosthomeless it's all connect. is a big deal. also, all these videos st people robbing like out these stores, stealing all this stuff. i'm frankly tireufd of seeing. more diversity in those videos. >> you know, you're absolutely>r right. that's right. where is the i.d.? in the mass theft?
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i don't know. nobody wants to talk w about the the diversity of higher ed diversity, equity consultant for their math factory. >> yeah, i would like to beuld i part of that jobke if that.ike, >> it is funny, though, like, we just saw so many of those videos and we just become like - when we saw one of those wer videos, we were shocked. but it's like this washington post person is like jaded. it's like, oh, i saw so many of those, like you know,t go they're really not that bad because you just got overwhelmed. >> you know, what'd.s crazy to personally is that i think mentally of going intothly of gu picking something up and buying it. i think of that as likyingelden the olden times. yeahmes.. vintage. do you remember? do you remembe>> your when, likd you would need shampoo? and it's like, i know what i'll do. i will go toow wha store, i wili some and i will no longer. yeah w, you can go to the store
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for items. no, because you'll be there all day. exactly. like, okay, i need to get. this is. i need to get this. okayokay . need an employee. i got this. i need an employee. this. i needed employee. thatmal.u didn it didn't used to be like that.s and also, she just, likehe, sai, was capitalism's fault. and i feel like i miss it. >> maybe. maybe i'm the idiot here. but how? yeah. maj yeah. you can't even explain how. okay, that isn't capitalism isn't a majooru bur part of it. you buy the thing like in the freean market economy.orta thatink an important parntt of that is market. >> yeah. and i like this stuff. get published. publsn't mak even make any sens? >> yeah. i think what me off more than phrasee cas late capitalism. it's like she put late in front of it because that makeslism," s her sound more academic and somehow more sophisticated. but sh herounde makes no argume. how is this about capitalism? they ares th. der so it would be the same under socialism. a bacig, by the way. i'm with you over the scores. s >> we were having this
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conversation today. i can't buy my ointment tt . i know we have a group of white ntys to go with. no, that's not true. use the whole ointmentment, but ointment, which is the name: of my band. >> but that was kind of liked of a grungy, heavy metal band. black sabbath meets, the surfers. >> but a little harder, >>. you bit more edge yeah. i think that you're the true victim because you wer would e before. it was cool, right? and you were doing i t because actually did have to eat. yes. yeah. and you love eating toothpaste.! >> g and you . >> great thing about it. k offlike getting drun schnapps when you vomit, wh good.ath still smells t have so much information. we have a lot of don't people people you should peo gar around you just stories, right? tips and trick s. >> yeah. yeah. getting the edge off what's in the pockets?
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>> g, think the body got to put some holes in them or get the blood out of the lungs out. ec listen, if this chick is trying a moral panic, i'm in. yeah, right. let's. let'c i's panic. let's do it. i have to look it up right? like, oh, like a moral panic.e they go, it's like this. it's like the salem witch trialssah , right?salem an and guess what? they don't have in salem anymore? witches. so let'swhich iset's have them g right? let's trhty to go. we. i do not agree with that. e witchethoss were unfairlyburn burned at the staked ae and just say that in case there's anybody here from the witch council i know that knows they write letters. and what will they use for ink? oh, you don't want to know. at's but little bit of squirrel blood. that's better than egg. than fn make a ballpoint pen out of an old feather through hobo talk. on on. up next, a school that didn't oppose letting students lick toesroject.. ack!
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it's time for the question of the day. question of the day. be co should we? should we be concerned? is jeff, i go to you first. this is very disturbing. oklahoma school is underho investigation for holding a fundraiser. now, check thima s. n i think you can see that where students licked peanut butte, wr off each other's toes.as this was an. it was 13.t wa it was deemed a fundraiser, whic funh raised 250,000 for belocal coffee shop that employs people with special needs. >> so behind this disgustingsgug objectification of beatss a and tongues was a was a was a cause. >> should we be concerned and i'd watch this video
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buout 350 times and it was very funny to me. but also it is a little disturbing. but i did a little homework and it turns littldisturbi it ad of checks out. the president of this schooll kd is, a beaglegr who.>> wha yeah. so, you know , it's an easy>> is misunderstanding. ough i just he thought it'd be a wou good idea. that'sld b that seems like a bir story in this story. like you. i mean, do you hire new people one? the high school is a betterhi story than these kidghs. n th i mean, is that sort of why is it that in the news. they why are they hiding that from us? what is itfrom us? about the be? i keep going to school, but he can't answer . you know, cat, i mean, one of the things you could do is if you're like a foot fetishist, you could create l fundraisercre behind your fetishism to get people to lickbehind your feetfh
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and make money for a charity, and no one will be questioned. people already do that.ady >> it's called only fans. >> should we be concerned? so yeah, i mean yeah i love i love all teeth.involv >> there was like there was noen teachers were involved here. it's clearly i, i don't know how it got from some kids sayingom that they should do ths to them, to them actually doing this wherethis. they they had to come up with their own ideas of what to do too, raise money and how what were the ones that got shot down? >> yese and what are theyfaces? learning to be know in the break in the brainstorming session? >> if kids lick peanut butter out from each other's toes is the winner what were the rejects? but i'm not just thinkin i'm jug of the teachers was in a fraternity. yeah, this was like a hazingwasw ritual that day that they passed down or something. i was upse t that they're blurring the faces. i need to see if they're enjoying it. how do
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we know, michael,? you are going to participate, but your hobo toesl you're havet forms of gangrene. oh, okay. >> don't boo gangrene. it's a series, and there's a charity. you should do a charity for gangrene. i should, but o gangi. >> to do, like, a topless carwash or something, you know . we need to see that. should we be concerned? i love new character. be should we be concerned? that's fantasticcois fanta. concink, yes, we should be very concerned. like people need to goerned. tol over this. >> thi s is this is what by thisut is somebody working out their little in front of everybodyokin. they just won the fetish lottery. yeah. theraiserike, what havloery. fundraiser and children were like peanut butter a of their toes and somebody was like yeah that's a good. you and then they looked at each other like, yeah, you too. yeah, you too. i love a loti .. how much money will we raise?
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yeah, this is this is off. >> we need to get back to good old wet t-shirt contest. yes. oh, no. we have, as you suggested,wet a wet t-shirt contest. you would be it-shntesn big, bu. oh, licking peanut butter off the coast. but they did volunteer. a >> emilyt, should weed? be concerned? e. honest with me. i mean, i'm with cat all the way. kids t all th are going to kid, righ? kids are going to have these dumb ideas, although it is really specific althougs. you're right. so it probably did come from. yes. >>mething nefarious everbody but the whole point is you hope poind likike a chain of comman in operation at the school where the teacher were like, oh, no kids like, good idea, but that's not, thats not go tou it's a family show. right. and to your point. e so they raised $150,000 for this awesome cause if they hads donor was quentin tarantino. >> yeah only if they had justt a put the video on onlyfans they probably woulthd have raisd
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150 million for the cause. that's true, actually. you knowt's true what?s so they they must have filmed this. so the dvd sales will be dvd sales wi h cult following kids gone wild. yeah, you know, um, director's commentary. but, you know, and i heards tongt of kids came down with athlete's tongue. i would never have done this,r e whether i was 16 or now in a million years old, i would never likeld seriously, ifod someone was like, oh, this is for good, cause i would still i would just, you know, takeijust money. yeah. i can't lick a peanut butter off someone like that. i are you going to buy it? >> also, how did the money work? i know that i should have read the article better. the money gives the money to.tee >> then there's nothing you're not paid lick. and it's like the teacher's goinr --g be licks. it ir then i'll pay.on who's paying? isn't it ironic that thispecial is for a coffee shop for people with special needs? and it's the peopld thee who d? this? >> you had a special nee d
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people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based ed on yoon you, not poor. you don't want to overcome. >> get a read baseline you would drive wise in the off the a story in five words story in five words melvyn stand for love this story mainly because it's not in front of me and i have to look for it. sandra okay, kat, i'm going to go to you because you know whporty no love sports. san francisco giants managert bob melvin. best name evername eve, has impd a new team policy requiring all playerented s to stand duri- the national anthem. should patriotism. oh, thank you. okay. a i'm going to ask you, kat, if i patriotism should be in force. i
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but i one of mind you that ify this was introduced by giants manager bob melvin bob mel, he y likes this show, probablys that watching. is that why we're doing this story? this story?s, i'm a giants fan.e he was backup catcher when i was a giants fan. splanthe's was always he never y made it as a pro, the newest hire. he's their newest of that is true bob melvin and he did i this is the first thing is that kind of rebellious to do this in san franciscon f rebe. >> it is probably the most rebellious thing you can do in san francisco. isich ishys. yeah. which is why i think it's so interesting. is it? it's like an attemptn'keat a, am here. is that francisco? becausaybe.>> fore i feel like one of these things is not like the other. i meannohe ot, i feel like you're going to have to go a little further. i think that peopl ae are concerned about san francisco for a lot of reasons. fot of r the way he said it, he said, you know, i don't intend for this to b for thie political. i feel like for most people it is it. but for the people sometimesit n who want to make it very. wil political, it is i think it ing. be interestin
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see if if anything happens orac if actually nothing happentus at all. and if nothing happens at all, that will be so interesting. you know, it's even . more, ifesting greg: y he watches and says, hey, watcknow, i get a lot of extra free tickets to the games and ie really like that. gutfeld guy. i could throw out the first. pitch. i could, if only somehowi coul he knew. >> yes, yes, yes. so! you sleep in dugouts, usually high school baseball field. ctly is it good? keep the rain off. yeah, exactly. well, you're waiting. hop a train down to tuna town. >> um, i think this is just san francisci o. e yeah, i think that's how bad crime is. he's like, everybody, get up. stand. we'll pretend it's for the national anthem, but, like, shots might be fired anthe. t we might have to run out of here to replace the seventh inning stretch with the seventh inning. go see if my car's still there[h . yeah, they got at thtee en d of the game. ak
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you have the buddy walk d back to your car to make sure you don't step on a needle or humaon'tstep or humann. >> it's all kinds of stuff. i think this is great. i lovein is it when teams stanr the national anthem everybody and honestly that that's that's our nation's anthem. and if standing is too harm and then you don't need a job. yeah, you don't need to play baseball. tand - hey. yeah. stare at flag go out here. >> gotcha. i can foul you. why? why are you trying to start>> m a moral paniightc? emily.au emily, you're from the bay area. honer]first of all, bravo. obviously. and then secondly, what i love about is this coincides with the new uniforms that are see through pants. , that's right. right. it's hilarious. so my first thought was like, yeah, they stand hilariou up and you canu ca see of and then thirdly>> a that it'nds reminded me of after budweiser had the fiasco where after dylan mulvaney failed then, they were like let's
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get you know most muscly horse like who can we have in the bary that's going to rally the troops again becausee troops the before him, as we know, is the one that had no problemsw screaming to the yeah exact yes. >> thank you know everything love baseball you knowe what recidivism means. sct what you make of it. do you think he's just stirring the pot? he says it to show the other that they're ready to play. >> what i like about bob melvin is he's not afraid to do right. >> he focuses on everything but winning one coach of thee ye year with the a's didn't win. they buy everybody forrybo the padres, didn't windy. and now he's here in san francisco to start not winning . and th notbut i do agree you cae and stand up forra the countryde you live in, even if you disagree. you can stand there when. h wate >> i go to canada and watch water hockey or whatever the heck they got up there. i can tolerate their national anthem. i listen- can tolerate t to it s not a big deal. i guess we used to askwe usee
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people ttoo go to other placeskw and kill for our country. >> now we can't even w for the national anthem. teddie baseball went over and murdered a bunch dudes, came back and almost hit 400. i think that's a that's notg to asking too much to for the the giants to stand up while the national anthems played. >> i yeah there you go. i'm next. you can't lose when we do local news, griselda blanco, a flamboyant woman nicknamed the colombian newspaper as long audrina or godmother. the story you didn't know griselda was an addict about miami's narcotics queen. it was another ruthless and brutal drug lord leaving a bloody of death in her wake. the bobbies were so numerous they had to rent refrigerated trucks to stores. here she never showed the slightest bit remorse on any people killed. t insur the cocaine godmother streaming now on fox natioanal penn n. i'm jonathan lawson here to tell you about life through the colonial pen program. >> if you're aged 50 to 85 and
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steve for free. i bet he goes out and measures as people too. >> it's like, look, you're not even as tall as me. you don't get free food. he's going to be great. going doubhen shaq comes in, it's a dumb idea to dump thing, get rid of i gett. t. short and sweet. let's dumb emily guys, w th san francisco right now, there are lines around the block. people are taking kidse linee et of school to see what is an exhibit. a flower that only blooms once every 7 to 10 years. do you ask is the most beautiful flower in the whole world? is it the biggest rose that ever waas of ths? no. it is the corpse flower s with putrid stench that smells of rotting fleshthat s. rotting. june. nasty, dirty. un but yet everyone is there taking selfies as if the smell caherees an emanate through theo the name of this flower is a morpho. sally's titanium. ooh. and it gets its nickname from
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