contrast to make. when donald trump was president, he talked about manufacturing every week, but never actually delivered on a big bill that advanced either infrastructure or manufacturing. joe biden has a great and strong record to run on. so i do think he will draw a sharp contrast. i do think you will talk about the border and how come in his first state of the union, president biden called on us in congress to pass the laws that would give him the skills come of the tools, the ability, the authorities to actually deal with our broken immigration system, and in the supplemental, he asked for $20 billion to deal with fentanyl, to hire more border patrol agents -- >> neil: that will be a tough sell, but we will see how it goes tomorrow night. senator coons come all was good seeing you. thank you very much vehicle that will do it here. "the five" right now. ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone to

find dana perino along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ so, are you ready for the sequel? donald trump dominating and super tuesday states and setting the stage for a long anticipated 2024 rematch against president biden. spirits closest rival nikki haley bowing out of the race after losing every state but wants, that was vermont yes. she is refusing to directly endorse the former president right now, she says it is up to him to win over her supporters. listen here. >> the time has now come to suspend my campaign. it is now up to donald trump to earn the votes of those in our party and beyond it who did not support him. and i hope he does that. at its best, politics is about bringing people into your cause, not turning them away. and our conservative cause badly needs more people.

this is now his time for choosing. >> dana: and trump seems to be taking her up on that suggestion. he is inviting haley supporters to "join the greatest movement in the history of our nation," while stressing that president biden is the enemy. >> they call it super tuesday for a reason. this is a big one. you do something that, frankly, nobody has been able to do for a long time. he's the worst president in the history of our country. there has never been anything like what's happening to our country. we are going to win this election because we have no choice. if we lose the election, we are not going to have a country left. >> dana: as for that rematch, will they debate again? donald trump is ready and posting this on his truth social site, he said, it is important for the good of our country that joe biden and i debate issues that are so vital to america and the american people. therefore i am calling for a debate, any time anywhere any place. the white house isn't too sure about that. >> it's possible that there will

be no joe biden, donald trump debates. >> is that what you are excited about? is that what you want to see? because you keep asking me, three, four, five different times, in different ways. and i have said -- >> how would president biden do in a debate? i'm not asking a question about a specific debate, i am asking how he would do -- >> can i say something? you literally saw just last year back in january 2023, asking him to take on republicans, giving a major speech. he took them on. as they were heckling him. >> dana: okay, let's take it around the table. start with you, greg. >> greg: well, she acts like asking about the debate is some kind of petty question. it's like the most important question: is he going to face off against trump? why is trump doing so well? the democrats. that's why. they have bad policy and no error correction. because to correct an error in their policy means you have to

admit to agreeing to something that the other side might have been pushing. so you can't be for a strong border because you already said it was a moral evil. so you have assigned that belief a costume of bigotry, therefore you can get yourself in a corner, and it's not -- it's not just the border. it's crime. its gender affirmation therapy. how on every issue they have filled it with some kind of moral outrage so now they can't back away from it. also, trump is excelling because of this message discipline, and how did that happen? the democrats. they gobbled up all this extra free time that trump had with court filings and lawsuits. 91 indictments created the best political campaign going because it's narrowed trump's focus and forced him to keep him on message just because of time constraints, so thank you, democrats, for doing what republicans have been trying to do for years, which is to keep

trump focused. the only thing you know about trump is everything. no stone is left unturned, right? the most transparent, vetted, grilled candidate in history. the opposite is biden. the only thing you know about joe is that he is not in charge. and after that, it's pretty much a mystery. they won't even tell you who is calling the shots. instead, they laugh at your concerns, we will talk about that, as he hobbles around in a cloud of confusion, hoping that you won't notice. >> dana: what did you notice from last night? >> jesse: well, it was a good night for donald trump and i am going to predict that in a couple weeks, you are going to see nikki haley down in mar-a-lago with her thumbs up because that's how this always ends. you do the pilgrimage. whether it is mccarthy, musk, desantis, they always wind up down at mar-a-lago, standing next to the big guy, and that is how you have to unify the country. what does nikki haley want, is the question. they have to unify, so what does she want to? she is going to have to endorse.

the endorsement is not going to come for free. does she want to be on the ticket? does she want secretary of state? do you even need to give her either of those things? so you have to calculate, who are nikki haley's voters? you discard the democrats. you discard the never-trumpers, so you're left with traditional republicans, moderate republicans, or your more urban, college educated republicans, and you have to grab them. so does nikki haley's endorsement deliver those voters? and g persuade those voters? and i would just ask anyone who didn't vote for donald trump and who voted for nikki haley, joe biden is a security threat. you are going to vote for joe biden, who has let our country be invaded? because you don't like how donald trump makes you feel? people have to stop worrying so much about how they feel and figure out what the country is actually doing. donald trump didn't hurt anybody

for four years. he hurt their feelings. that is not a reason not to vote for him. she is not going to play spoiler and not endorse. if she wants a future in the republican party, she has to endorse. >> dana: this morning, she said, i've never not supported the nominee. >> jesse: right, but she has to negotiate because she has leverage right now. how she is going to use that leverage. donald trump, when he was running '16, he laid everybody out and then stomped on their graves because he was running as an outsider. now he is running as a former incumbent. he's got to be the big ten guy. he's got to bring the key in the class and i expect him to do that. >> dana: harold, what about the democrats providing what greg was saying, which is the disciplined donald trump that you've seen this time around? obviously there is lots of experience. i was singing at 2020, it was not necessarily so much a rematch as it is between the two people, it feels like more like 2016 and 2020. >> harold: so good to be back with everybody, you did a great job -- >> dana: you did a great job. >> harold: no, you did a great

job. i differed just slightly in this regard. let me tell you why beard >> greg: what a surprise. >> harold: first, it was a great night for president trump. he was able to consolidate his support. he was able to squeeze out the other person running in less than 24 hours, governor haley. the enthusiasm gap for republicans across the super tuesday states was noticeable. not to mention the fact that president biden saw a lot of uncommitted vote, saw thousands and thousands in a lot of states where the margin was just that uncommitted vote the last time, so the democrats have to figure out how you up that enthusiasm. and three, i thought last night, his speech on one level was good for him. now, the sides that are challenging for both of them, both he and mr. biden, we disagreed last night in one regard: i think it's incumbent upon president trump to reach out vigorously to governor haley and her supporters. when you are the winner, i think

the magnanimous trump, the night he won iowa, was the best i saw him after a win. he talked about governor haley, talked about governor desantis, talked about bringing his party together. whatever party you are in, you have to do that. last night, i thought dana grave know mike gave great advice on the kind of speech you would have given and the speed you wish he could have delivered ann he might have been able, to looe camera and ask for debates, look at the camera and talk about black americans and hispanic americans and every american, rural and urban settings, coming to his campaign. he didn't quite do that. now we shift to tomorrow and it is biden's turn. interesting to see what he doesy tomorrow. i think you laid a lot of that out, talk about the border, blame republicans for things. i think he is going to have to do a little more, and judge, you and i talked about this, i think yes to talk about signing an executive order. i think he should sign it before

the speech not just because of the politics but because i think it would be great for the country, and then challenge the congress to do more. that's get back to president trump. good night, strong night, governor haley is out of the race now, but i think you have to reach out more to her team if you want to see that party come together and you want the haley supporters, whether they are never-trumpers, whether they are moderate republicans, or whether they are traditional republicans, bush republicans, who might not be able to stomach president trump, you've got to reach out to them in an aggressive way -- >> dana: i think that our disagreement was just about who should call who. haley should call trump or trump you call haley. i do think he should reach out -- >> harold: i agree. he should call. he should be calling her, not the other way around. >> dana: i disagree. >> jeanine: but you know, one of the things we have seen with democrats is there always united no matter what. they are united to the point where they have lost their credibility by saying, you know, this guy is wonderful, he's going to be great as a president again, he's got so much energy come he's got it all together. to the point where i think they actually have lost their own credibility.

that is how united they are. they will put their own believability on the line. and among independents, only 20% think that biden has unified the country. right now donald trump has the opportunity to bring in those disappointed individuals who want a more unified country. now as it relates to nikki haley, you know, i'm disappointed because i was very complimentary of her in the beginning. i thought she talked about issues that other people couldn't articulate as well as she did. and then, all of a sudden, she became chris christie. all of a sudden she was just hitting trump any time she could. and, you know, if you recall, i think it was in the 2020 election, mccain took a long time, i think eric fleischer made this point, to come out and endorse bush, and that was one of the closest elections. i think if she takes too long, then i think it is going to hurt. so the question is, who reaches out? i honestly think that nikki haley, to me, is like liz

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economics or based on the benefits they are getting economically from the president. they are increasingly coming from the tea party on, they are voting on race, they are voting on this idea of an invasion of brown people over the border, the idea that they can't get whatever job they want, a black person got it, therefore drive all of the blacks out of the colleges, get rid of dei, that is what they are voting on. they are just voting specifically on racial animus. >> jesse: greg, at the top when they were laughing about immigration, it reminded me of when formal and lemon weren't laughing about the crime wave. >> greg: i do great dinner last night, didn't see any cr crime. i played that forever. strange to see so-called progressive strong women who parade their superiority on the backs of female victims, whether it is crime, immigration, women's sports, gender surgery. they indulge militant activism and it is more important to appease them then it is to protect actual biological women or just women, average women. the more wrong they are, the

more entrenched they become in their wrongness. it is because -- i said this before -- they apply a moral context to the argument so you are no longer arguing over the facts. if you take an objective fact, independent of morality, innocent people are victims of crime do to unchecked illegal migration. okay, that is just an objective fact. you don't have to be emotional . inject a moral stand and say that is a xenophobic position to take, then they try to solve that problem, have a corrective measure, is seen as immoral. this explains why there is no completing ideas on these shows. we will have competing ideas here, and we are able to change our minds. they cannot have a competing idea near them because that is immoral. because it is actually coming from another side and they believe that is wrong. so this creates a climate of fear. you don't see that at the table but no one on that set will dare speak up for fear of being called names, right?

so there is somebody there at my table that is going, i think we went too far here, we went too far. so instead they parrot each other's ideologies that actually harm women. >> jesse: judge, if there was the number one issue in the country and it was blaring loud and clear in all of your own polls and you just dismissed it, maybe you'd think it was you that were missing the big issue. >> jeanine: the amazing part of this as joe biden says he needs billions to combat the problem at the border, but msnbc says there is no problem with immigration and there is no problem with any of this stuff, that it was really a joke. it is not a joke to the family of people -- to the family family of laken riley or a jokef families whose kids have died as a result of fentanyl. not a joke to just today a street trooper was killed allegedly by an illegal or violent crime in virginia. against a minor, a sexual assault. they sit on their high horses and they looked on at the rest

of us and say, you know, it's too bad that your school can't afford to hire teachers who speak urdu and italian and chinese or whatever. you know, they don't appreciate the problems of everyday americans, so they sit on their high horse and they pontificate, and the truth is, we are living in a country without a border. this president is aiding and abetting the invasion of this country. we now find out they are flying in illegals to 43 different airports in this country and they won't tell us anything about it. violent crimes are on the rise from citizens from foreign countries just want to be here, and it is a joke to them. as it relates to joy reid, okay, republicans are interested in economics? we are not interested in making sure our families can eat? that we can afford groceries this week? or we can afford to put gas in our cars? you know, they are living in a delusional world that is all about hate. and i'm tired of it. you can go to any 7-eleven, any

dunkin' donuts, and a supermarket, there are blacks and white and brown people and yellow people who are all part of the same families, who all get along, but they have to create this hate because if they don't create this hate and race baiting they are not succeeding. well, you know what? i think this is the year where it is going to come down to just like it did in 2016, it's going to be a different election this year. >> jesse: harold ford junior? >> harold: you asked, so, the commentators and msnbc are wrong. that's not funny. sometimes you tell a joke or you say something, and you may not have meant to say it, it might have been the momentum of the moment. than you have to sort of come back -- i think the west virginia thing, there was some humor to that but there is not humor when you say this issue is not a real issue. this is something voters all across the country are feeling regardless of the state they may live. and whether you think border states because they are on the southern border should be the only ones dealing with this, you can't tell voters that. we talk a lot about the

stable that the economic data ad the crime data suggest that violent crime has come down acrn even here in new york that i can tell you my wife and i don't feel -- we don't feel any safer than we did six months ago even though the numbers suggest, and if you run data and not people's feelings were going to lose vehicle the same is true with the economy and economic factors impacting everyday families. the foremost issue on the minds of voters regardless of where they live is border security. i'm hoping tomorrow night president biden will say he is signing an executive order to reinstate -- reverse catch and release, hope he says he is going to reverse executive order about staying in mexico and i hope he says i'm willing to negotiate with republicans like john fetterman, i thought aptly and rightly said last week on hu everything you want on asylum reform, give you everything you want on a border wall, but we are going to get something done because the american people deserve it. if you want to call it the laken riley act, we will call it that, but let's get something done, and i've signed the orders

already. that would be the news tomorrow, to not only the politics of it will take care of itself but the issue needs to be addressed, and i think could be resolved with not only the president doing when he needs to do, but the congress what they need to do, as well. >> dana: here's the thing. harold ford jr. is not riding the president's speech. >> harold: you didn't write trump last night, either. >> dana: one is the last time the democrats ran on data and not on people's feelings? again, it was 2016. for example, it was like using ways at the hillary clinton campaign, we don't need to go to michigan, we are looking at the numbers, the numbers look fine and the campaign in michigan was like, we are taking on water, guys, we need a lot of help, and they wouldn't go to see them. if kamala harris was a newscast and laughing about an inappropriate issue, that is what you would have seen last night. in virginia specifically governor youngkin has said five people a day die of fentanyl poisoning in virginia alone. had ms-13 guide who was just convicted the other day of of

murdering two kids, two bodies were found in a kids park, so ms-13 alive and well right there in virginia, where you are talking about, and i also don't understand why they don't want to help america's blue city mayors. i mean, who doesn't want to help the mayors of chicago and philly and boston and denver -- >> harold: new york, new york. >> dana: new york. blue city mayors who are begging the white house to help on what issue? oh come on immigration, that would be the issue. finally, as you said this morning, mocking suffering is always a bad look but what was joy reid actually calling republican voters? calling them deplorables. it is a stain that they cannot wash out. >> greg: you know, just one more thing, i think that americans are also now just questioning data in general, they are not just buying this stuff. harold said it is how you experience things, when they don't match the data, you don't believe the data, and we are in a situation now where we don't believe it. we know that a lot of the crime data changes because they don't

report crimes anymore, they downgrade them so they are not -- they are not actually a reduction in action, they are a reduction in tabulating such events. >> jesse: you know what i don't believe? >> harold: my call or? >> jesse: how tall your collar is. >> greg: this is are the funds are really classic. >> jesse: the caller just got 10 inches taller. coming up, joe biden getting steamrolled in the primary by some random guy. ♪ ♪ ♪ when you have moderate—to—severe eczema, it's okay to show off. with dupixent, show off your clearer skin and less itch. because you have plenty of reasons to show off your skin. with dupixent, the number one prescribed biologic by dermatologists and allergists, you can stay ahead of your eczema. it helps block a key source of inflammation inside the body that can cause eczema to help heal your skin from within.

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♪ ♪ >> jeanine: joe biden's super tuesday got super embarrassing. joe becoming the first incumbent president to lose a primary since jimmy carter in 1980 after being beat by a random guy in

the american samoa primary, a previously unknown democrat from baltimore named jason palmer giving joe biden a surprising defeat there. and he is holding out hope that the president will step aside. >> he's running for president. his goal is to accept the nomination. but i hold out a small chance that joe biden actually wants to be remembered like george washington. that he knew what it was time to pass the torch to the next generation. >> jeanine: biden also getting embarrassed by that "uncommitted" protest vote again after he drew hundreds of thousands of votes away from him. all right. to you, jesse, this guy, jason palmer will be on your show tonight. what do you plan on asking? >> jesse: my sources in wilmington already tell me the biden campaign is terrified of palmer. and the fact that michelle obama allegedly is no longer an option at the convention, he is now the second guy that they are considering replacing joe biden

with. >> jeanine: jean phillips dropped out. >> jesse: this guy is surging at a level we have seen before, american samoa by a wildfire, o the sky is the limit for palmer and i will be asking him who he plans on making his vice president today. >> jeanine: okay, dana, palmer had not even visited american samoa during the campaign. he virtually campaigned via zoom and still defeated biden. how embarrassing is this for biden? >> greg: to >> dana: our campaign to make harold ford the mayor of new york city is absolutely going to work because we can do a lot more than that. the most googled name yesterday had to have been palmers because nobody had ever heard of him. even onset people were like, what, who come i don't get it, is this a joke? it's not a joke, he is going to be on jesse's show and i cannot wait for that. the biden campaign has a lot of swagger because they are saying nikki haley took all of these votes away from trump, and there were some, of course, but he is

losing all of these other votes to uncommitted. actually, it is not just about israel. it is about him being too old to run for office. i'm not just saying that, 86% of americans are saying that, democrats are saying that. maybe we will see it tomorrow night, but what a vision for a second term have you heard from president biden? >> jeanine: none at all. and harold come in 2020, michael bloomberg was victorious in american samoa. we all know how that turned out for him. >> harold: i think there were 91 people who voted american samoa. i have more family members just on my dads side of the family than that. congratulations to the young fella for winning. but i think for biden, and you touched on it, the uncommitted vote in michigan, in minnesota, north carolina, this has to be a larger and legitimate concern. obviously i think they know you touched on some of the polling numbers that show age is a concern amongst democrats, as.

he can't change that. one of the other issues is how the war is being prosecuted in the middle east. i think trying to find a longer-term answer and a longer-term solution there, obviously predicated upon hostages being released, i know they are focused on this, but this clearly is an issue that rattles many in the party, particularly two or three states you have to win as you giggle they are. >> jeanine: i was giggling at greg. greg, wrap it up. >> greg: first of all, we have to cut some slack for jimmy carter. you know, come on. he is so tired of being compared to joe biden. jimmy carter should be on mount rushmore when he is compared to joe biden. let the guy, you know, have his golden years, you know. i was curious about american samoa because why are they called american samoa? i don't know. turns out you can't own land if you are not a citizen of

american samoa. that doesn't sound very american to me, right? i was looking at real estate. you can rent a four bedroom 4:30 $800 a month and a three bedroom home for $340,000. it is a bellwether territory. i was talking to the news, the election desk. the decision desk. they are already calling it. they are calling it for biden. for november. and where american samoa goes, so goes the nation. i blame extreme maga samoans. they probably have voter i.d. there. are there other similar laws? like french samoa? >> jesse: we split it with germany. >> greg: really? we should kick their -- >> jesse: french, german, and the americans. >> greg: we should just take all of samoa. >> jesse: gobble up the whole chain?

>> greg: take it all. >> jesse: you know who is samoan? tulsi gabbard. >> greg: is she? >> jeanine: we love tulsi. >> greg: the angry samoan? that was a punk band. there was a samoan wrestler. >> jeanine: was a ta baseball player? >> greg: i don't know. jason momoa? [laughter] >> jeanine: they are telling me we've got to go. all right, up next -- [laughter] soft on crime progressive policies going down in flames in liberal cities. ♪ ♪

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yeah, we are still meeting tonight. thanks. okay, that was the rock. he is samoan and he reminded me it was the wild samoans who were attacked -- wrestling tag team. a lot of large samoans out th there. in american samoa. and we salute these large people. they are wonderful people. liberal voters delivering a big blow to soft-on-crime policies. san francisco residents siding with the cops and law and order for change, passing two anti-crime measures. one let's officers pursue suspects without phonies and violent misdemeanors including retail theft, and the other requires single adults on welfare to be screened and treated for illegal drug addiction to receive cash assistance. leaders getting tougher, d.c. council passed a crime bill, collect suspects dna and declare drug-free zones. new york will be deploying hundreds of national guard members to fight crime in the subway. the plan will ramp up with bag

checks and medical detectors. all right, harold! i thought crime was going down, just a few segments ago, but it seems like all the democrats are enacting all of this new crime legislation after 25 year high in homicides, you must feel very small right now, harold. i can barely see you. >> harold: can you always talk like that? [laughter] look, i think you make my point. people don't feel like they are safe. so i give them a lot of credit for having the ability and the courage and bravery to say, we were wrong. and we've got to reverse this. i accept now on this team, if anybody should be excited about this revelation and putting it on the ballot and going the other way, should be many around this table because many around this table, all of us have been saying, these kinds of policies have to change. one may argue they should never have gone in the direction that they went, but they did, and now they are back. i am thrilled.

i am also thrilled that d.c., even the mayor there, who i think had the right intentions, we want to try to help kids but you cannot help kids who are using guns. you have to enforce the law and you have to be tougher with the law. i'm excited about this. take the win back. just like we had at the beginning of the segment about nikki haley and donald trump coming together, bad things have been set on both sides, we should accept this and say more cities should do this to make those cities safer. >> greg: oh, look at that. they hate you, harold. listen to that. >> jeanine: you know what, harold, i love you, but enough of this. they finally came to our side. no, they put in policies that hurt the american people. some of them, london breed was one of the first to say let's defund the police come and now that her numbers are historically low, now she wants to make sure the police have the ability to fight crime that we've got more of them. joe biden, how many people have been killed. we have lost our sovereignty as a nation. now he wants to protect the

border after he is flying in hundreds of thousands from other countries. no, i don't want to hear, we should applaud them, they figured it out. they were stupid to do it in the first place. they should be challenged for it and they should be out of office. it's about time there were consequences to actions. i still love you, harold, but this is nonsense. >> harold: when should we forgive them? >> jeanine: i don't want to forgive them! because too many people have died. too many people have been hurt. london breed, what did she know about crime? was she a law enforcement expert? no, she was a protege of willie brown. she knew nothing of it anything among enforcement and she decided she was going to put a whole city in danger. i don't want to talk about how many people suffered because of her. it's time for her to lose. >> harold: you have to forgive tough love and to heal. >> greg: you know, we all wish things would happen sooner, but i guess we just have to be grateful that it happens at all. dana, will this end the drug tourism? people coming to cities -- >> dana: "the san francisco chronicle" declared that

san francisco can no longer be called a progressive city. >> greg: wow. >> dana: i mean, that is saying quite a bit. i don't think that is actually true. can we be honest it is sort of strange you have to pass -- you have to have an election to tell people we should actually enforce the law? and make sure kids have to do math? you have to ask the voters, should we do this? obviously yes, immediately yes you should do this. fighting crime is cool again. fighting crime, the mayor in california is onboard with prop 47, repealing it, 400,000 signatures, i bet that gets done, but why does it have to take the voters, the governor, actually, we don't want people to be able to shoplift like this after $950 a pop. also in d.c. there were two city council members facing very serious rico campaigns. this is because i have to pass a bill to arrest criminals doing obvious crimes and help police do their jobs. i'm sorry, d.c., should be a state? crazy. >> greg: jesse, should fox

take a portion of your salary to purchase billboards in these cities saying "the five" was right? >> jesse: how much is a billboard? >> greg: i don't know. >> jesse: well, we are going to need to know. [laughter] but i like where we are thinking. and kathy hochul said she was going to put the guard and the subways, i thought that's great, it's about time. and then i found out what she was going to be doing with the guard: going through bags. so she just made the guard tsa agents. it's going to slow us down. we are trying to get to work, trying to get home, and she is going to check innocent civilians' purses and pocketbooks? no. go after the bad people. don't hassle me. that is why the line is so long at the airport. can we remember one of my favorite anthems from the '90s? the humpty dance? samoans do the humpty hump, why should we do the humpty -- everybody! harold, you know it. samoans, one of the famous li

lines. >> harold: you know the group who sang that? >> jesse: digital underground. speed to the colonizer. >> jesse: still love you, harold. you can't dance. >> dana: really didn't take anything. >> greg: up next, the wokies try to ban one of the most iconic world war ii photos in history. that's disgusting. ♪ ♪ god. we take this moment just to give you thanks. we thank you for this time to come together as a family, as friends, and as a country. help us, lord, especially this lent, to grow closer to you. amen. join us in prayer this lent. on hallow. stay prayed up. ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ ( bell ringing) customize and save with libberty bibberty.

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♪ ♪ >> harold: some major controversy over the department of veterans affairs admin official band the iconic times square kiss photo from agency last month sang the world war ii image depicts "a nonconsensual act." the va secretary immediately reversing the plans once he caught wind of them saying "let me be clear: this image is not banned from va facilities and we will keep it in va facilities." thank you, secretary mcdonald. >> jesse: how did they know that is nonconsensual. to me, that woman looks like she wants it, and she wants it bad. >> harold: data, do you want to jump in here? permission to interrupt?

>> dana: jesse, stop talking into humpty hump while i talk. these radical leftists that are embedded in the bureaucracy are biden's deep state. and they are intent on giving as many bad ideas out there as possible. they are the uncommitted that are causing biden problems. i think you are going to see more of this nonsense. >> harold: thank god for his secretary, the highest appointed person at the department, reversed this. >> greg: yeah, you know why it reversed? and never have happened without x. the idiot who banned the photo would've gotten away with that if her boss hadn't seen this story, i think it was end wokeness had posted it, it is weird how x is becoming a report card. you could intercept before your parents see it. instead, end wokeness grabs it. i hope this is a return to common sense. now people aren't scared of correcting this idiocy appeared before, oh, my god, going to a accuse me of being pro rape if i

like this picture. just common sense. i think you can thank elon musk for this. he opened the door. look at doritos. did you see what happened to doritos? the moment the flashlight was on doritos for what they did, man, they scurried. >> harold: your honor? >> jeanine: the amazing part of this thing, people want to deep six that. they sleep every weekend with someone they met at a bar 3 minutes ago, a stranger, and they are worried about this guy, world war ii, that is all i have to say about it. get over it. >> harold: well, that's us. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ [laughter] >> dana: one more thing. judge? >> judge jeanine: okay. it's time for --

>> jesse: did they not remember that? not a warning. >> judge jeanine: today is my favorite day. national oreo cookie day. to celebrate a wide variety of oreo cookies at the table for everyone. some fun facts about oreos. 15% of oreo customers pull the cookies apart before eating them. the number of oreo cookies made a year would wrap around the world five times. the most popular cookie of the 21st century and it takes two hours to make and bake one oreo cookie which i'm going to eat now. >> jesse: do you want to dig in. >> harold: i will go with this one here. being in space didn't stop two astronauts from participating in super tuesday. jazmine, forgive me if i pronounce your name incorrectly and nora. while they feel the celestial civic duty they weren't to do the voting. that tied david wolf voted it from the russian space station

miles an hour. congratulations and you keep america safe up there. >> dana: did you go, space. >> greg: tonight, oh, what a lineup we got charlie hurt, aaron per reason any kat timpf and tyrus. that's going to be an all timer let's do this greg's junk kangaroo news. the dirty koala. last call when the kang reason radios they're just wasted. it's just terrible. and, do you know what? it's probably was started by a female kangaroo. >> dana: kids around there. >> greg: kids and stuff. >> this is going to hell. i tell you. at the dirty koala 9:00 to 11:00 do ago few shows. >> dana: a ellen happened to have a stop at an animal shelter in virginia where he was

delivering an order. he walked in and saw one of the rescue dogs and at the front desk he said i have got to have that dog. my daughter has been asking for a dog. he found this 65-pound pickleball mix. pitbull mix.everybody is living. >> jesse: also good cookies the is a mow ans. coconut. very good, dana. you want to see a great white shark get eaten by a bigger shark. an orca. >> takes it down. like that navy midshipmen. goodbye great white. sorry about that. tonight, r.f.k. jr. and the guy who is david parker the samoa dragon 8:00. >> dana: watch all of those shows. >> bret: a lot about samoa ans tonight. >> dana: do you have one on your show? >> bret: i don't.