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one. he was arrested last night for heckling biden durin g a state of the union address. >> take a look here before it took off his murder, rates went up 30%, 30%. >> up in the biggest increase in history. ite was then through no through my american rescue plan, they arrested this father a morning father gold star. father, can we please let him go? >> i mean, seriously, he'll join us an exclusive interview on monday. we hope you'll joir ann us.s as >> well, unfortunately, that is all the time we have left thistu eveninnately g. thank you for being with us.us please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever, ever miss dvr an episode of hannity. in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face. have a great weekendis sta week
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that was really good. oh, yeah. all right. it's friday, so you knowat what that means. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. let'she's the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. d oh, said the guy. benson show guy benson . if only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. lo she's like a pothole. when she's on the street. people are always trying to avoid her. "new york times" best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. and finally he trims his beard
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with a grazing flock of sheep. "new york times" best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. >> all rightr bar . all right. before we get to some newdo thi stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. we had its leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn't use this week.e and as always, it's my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o >> force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. >> all right, so during the state of the union thursdayp night, president biden said wealthy people should payfair their fair share of taxes. no of tat so fast, says one man but after joe biden's hyper speed read of his speech, it's safe to say authorities no of hiw know who the whitew house coat belongs to.
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all in all, however, republicans have admit joe'singt got something their candidate doesn't. >> a good dealer candidate. >> also, during the speech, a protest there stood up and and screamed unintelligible. >> screa what a. did you know the only person who could do that at the state of the union is tht at oe presi? meanwhile, more than a dozen attecratic congresswoman in were white to bring attention to women's rights. oh, i'm sorry. >> those were biden's nurses. scolhit had democrats scolded biden for referring to the murderer of lincoln riley as arl illegal. talk about priorities. next thing you know, they'll scold msnbc for calling a mental patient a tv host. unnecessary but good. 57-year-old mike tyson
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will face 27-year-old jake paul in a boxing matchd that will stream on netflix. tyson says he plans to keep the fit out of him and hope i he's not watching. fans are looking forward to an exciting fight. or as the "new york times" calls it, another young white man beatinyork tg an elderlyeld black male. >> pittsburgh area groupg ou is renting out an alley for t. rticipowling nigh all participants are asked to keep an eye on their own ball baganep os. >> nine jehovah's witnesses jehv in russia have been convicted for their religious beliefahs, but lawyers thinkat they won't enter prison, the aso one will answer the door for them. >> a florida man has pleadeds guilty to illegally selling thousands of turtles i. udge
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the judge rejected his claim for lenient leniencyed his c sie business was slow. that's for the kids in clips that out and they can listen to that one. >> outrage after an oklahoma school held a fundraiser where it had students lick peanut butter offhere stu each other's. official school officialscial defended the practice, saying you need peanut butter to go with the toe jam saying. for this week, harrison ford got a colonoscopy to the indiana jones theme song. in a related, richard gere got a call and ask abby to the theme song to alvin anopy tt the chipmunks. that joke will never go away. l well, it's not even true. anyway, you remember rosemont toyer, the transgender influencer who went toples rose, a white house event. rose now says his dog is transed
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because he was neutered. t >> i guess that means prince harry is trans, to harryo. >> new reports say that a jack russell terrier bit offa ms a man's, but police working effortlessly to return the back to its ownepolicer. >> it's been attacked by dogs. the new york times is beingtime sued after firing an employes be in need of brain surgery. >> true. imagine if the times did that to every employee in need of brain surgeryd that. it would be empty liked be e that stock photo of an emptyoc office. eekend >> thank you. this weekend we're supposed to set our clocke s forward an hour for daylight savings time. >> that means you lose an hour,t which means more to some people than other peopls.
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>> new data shows that more people have been killed on new york cit y system sincesubway the start of 2020 than in therir 15 years prior. but as mayor adams points out, it's never been easier to get aa a seat. grammar john kerry says people would feel better about the war in ukraine is pef would reduce its emissions. >> people would also feel if bac john kerry would go back to his home on easter islan homd, i'lli take it. >> i'll take it.i wi the veterans health administration has overruled plans to ban the famous v-j dayn photo because it didn't meet today's standards for consent. dapparently, rema and nelson, the bureaucrat behind the band, doesn' thet. doe >> seamen. nav
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what? so navy and he's in the navy guys. finally on the view weekpi goldb what goldberg fantasized about joe biden jailin aboutg ey republican. reed aboutjoy ha fantasize about the usual go. don don't applaud that. i don't need your mercy. clapd yo now to the news. >> biden was feeble, but at least he said illegal. >> and so democratens boo becaue biden said something true. it's time for skeptical nice. thank you. you las so last night, president bidenn
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addressed the nation in his state of the union. >> tooofon bad the nation was ukraine. n >> but then he took indirectindt swipes at trump. in contrast, in saving democrac swiy against the threa of extremism. you could see it coming without achievementsextremmin you have are attacks. >> but it makes you wonder whicuth president is the one that's out for revenge. the one having fun while being sued or the other shouting at the sksued oy like a stranded castaway at passing planes. >> biden to want to settletl more scores than a geriatric john wic k. of course, afterwards, democrats cherryk of pick moment of clarity and the rest of us point out what's left. ndtthe endless accelerated gibberish spewing from biden's pittede. it was all sound and fury, signifying senilit y. but it's all part of a theatrical display of tribal pickleball, a back and forth of groans and cheers. which is why trump seems soof weird being part of it to begin with. who knewt that a game show hose
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tycoon was the one who couldn't fit into this asinine artifice ? >> but there was one momentment that crystallized what we're tha with here. >> it's the unforgivable repellent response to this car crash moment. watch. it's not about him. joe bid >> it's not about me. i'd be a winnesr. not really. i. lincoln. lincoln riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. that's right. but how of thousands of people h being killed by legal to parents? >> i say my heart goes outhe to you. having lost children myselarout >> you catch any of that? okay. first, joe called lincolne call riley, the murdered nursing student. lincoln.
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rileedln rileyy. t lincoln. riley. i mean, i don't blame him. m it's probably the first time he even heard of the poor girl. and i give himd of for trying to pass so low for joe. i'm grateful he didn't calowl her. >> charles nelson, rileyrles. but were the media and the libs at that? noe . ha that would mean they actually have a heart. what was worse than manglinghave victim's name was mislabeling her vicious attacker, her vicious killer. >> here's nancy expressing disgust over joe's use ofe word the word illegal to describe lincoln's killer to. i should have said undocumented, but that's not a big thing. r.okay, what's the big thing that i was? >> i actually wasn't even goings to ask about that. i was just going to ask more about them. that he shouldkt have said undocumented. >> that was a good man. that heand hely say said illegal. >> think about that. the takeaway said for cnn anchr dana bash is the word allocated for a murderer, not the president's ignorance and ambivalence over
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the feelings of murderers matter more than their victims or their familietters. the but remember, these are the same people who chastise anyonew who genders murderous men who claim to be women. mirs murdee must to their evil demands, even if they don't comply to the laws of humanityee . >> leave it to thet to "new york times" to chime in. quote, mr. biden'syork tim of tt triggered immediate backlash from liberal democratsediate, re immigration advocates who accused the president of dehumanizin g undocumented by hi migrants by highlighting the killing and using the term illegal. so biden accidentally told the truth and called an illegal immigrant an illegal and the media pounces. come and c, guys, it's not liken you let a criminal into the country who murderedale jogger. oh, wait, he did. so joe butchers a young woman'sn name who was already butchered by someone who got in because joe butchered the borderho. pres and the press isn't angry that lincoln riley was brutally murdered. they're angry that somebody noticed.
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but how's joe taking all of this the day after his speech? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i feel really good, man. t real feel really good. reme,th really remember itly but i had both guns blazing. whisrighazing i t. i had to whisper. i had to whisper. and then come november, i got an october surprise. >> i'll put them all together, and i'm going to debut debut t,y i'm aware it was way past your bedtime, but i'm sureu you were able to stay up extra late to watcable th the.d yo >> what did you make of it? what were the highs and lows for you? werth i know it's my job to wah something like this and then opine on it. but yesterdasomethlike thiy was, so i gave myself the gifyt.
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thank you. and so what's it like turning 25? yeah. he's just bitter. e he wasn't invited to the sweet 16. i would have let you in any. y chucky cheese has very strictry security, but i gave myself secu of not not watching the state of the union address. and i feel like i'm standing by that decisionchingding and. that whole spectacle that you just showed about lake and rile u justy and back and forth with the member of congress decked outss decke in.d al i'm sort of glad to have missed all of that. the thing that is sort of interestinge thin about thesg passing around using the term illegal. >> i feel like and you alluded to this, if you come to the country illegalld y and then you go to multiple cities and commit multiple crimesltipl culminating in a murder. i think at some point you havewi earned the word illegal and for multiple levels and forout th people to be upset about that shows you hoatw dementedu our politics are right now. deeply, deeply dementemented od yeah.
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by assigning as xenophobia to using the phrase illegal, it protects corrective responserevt against their ideology. a newcomer. he's a newcomer. he's a newcomer.ne wcomerdavid, good to see you, as always. >> i'm sure you were glued to the tv in your tiny hovelou,d in your bedsit. >> it's true. i have a small apartment there . but i tell you, i thought biden was on fire night. yeah, by that i mean, i thought he looked like a burthought n. o faah, like, what's going on with his actual face? i hate it when we are beingbein ruled. did you see this shot? even like all the congress people, it's like we'reled by being ruled by halloween decorations. >> you kno hween decorationsw, >> it's an issue for me. it is. they're in. they're sitting there taking. so this is what kills me as he's walking in. they're ale l giving in to takee
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selfies. and these are people that should not have picturee ae of themselves around. >> you know, it's hideous. >> it's disgusting. if they can't take care how canes out o they represent us? >> it's a nightmare. rand i you know, i don't even know what he said in the speech. i turn the captions on it, just said, you tell me what kind of nicely done. thank you. >> so i move on now, or do you have anything else you'd like to say? yeah, that's about it i peeked . knowing when to go is always the best. yeah. cat, how were you watching this? was it? i get the sense that you have the same feeling that we all do. >> what? this is just like some adderall for the rest of us. yeah. yeah, that's. i felt like he was, likehe s, super fired up. and there is an adderall shortage, so i felthere' t, like, i was being taunted almost
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that the guy that was yelling that ran in, he was actually aal gold star father. right. his son was killed in afghanistan. son right. and then the man was arrested. exactly. so i feel like whenever he comes dow like whn from whatever het the was on last night, the first thing he should do is have all those charges be dropped immediatelind is havey. w >> mhm. i also think when i was watching it, the fact that he starte d ukraine, i thought that i missed some because that was why i was watching in bad. i like the cat here, the dog here. i was watching it. i was like i missed the beginning, wasn't paying attention. i was like, oh no, no. that is what he decided. attention knowat was starting point. >> that's his starting point was how about when you're the president of a country about abou o? start by talking about your own country. yeah, that seems to me likte that's what i would go with. right, exactly. and the great thingsh.untry yo about country, you could i mean, even if you want to talk about our country's border tlk aboutde first or sect the ukraine border and thenukran going into threats to democracy abroad and home, how we work that together is so weird.
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>> all the democrats liked standing and cheering for war like things have changedan . they really have. they really have. tyrus. i was following you on twitter. you were kind of our ex.ou you were. you were pleased. tell to be fair, i asked for elmer fudd to interpret the soto someone who could break it down. coulbut cat makes a great point that i just hit me right now. he didn't talk about america at all. yeahica at all he di, he didn'te thing that we cared about. he talked about ukraine appease ukraine. he mentioned the border. kind of on accident. yeah. and then the lady in red got hon him, too. and that's honest. that's why i turned it off, becaus iurnef because was doing. i was trying to like, but i was having a lot of questions. t wa what the did he just say? and then. and then there was you almosts o get used to the uncomfortableness. then he hitsu just y his patent whisper. once he whispers, you knowwhen, it's about to go off the rails.
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and it does. and normally i you have a uncomfortable laugh. but because he chose to do his thing on.ered i the young lady who was brutally murdered in this country, i said, i'm turn it off.d i'm do so i turned it off. right. i'm done. nyone is too many. t and it used to be okay to say that in this country it usedrshi to for leadership to come out and be like this happen. it's not goingou to happen again. we used to name things after the victims. we used to have put in acts and the special task force,chane and we would change the way we do things. way that wy an innocent lifef tt was taken and none of that. it's that goes back to the phrase. well we break a few eggs. yeah. oh, i ask mr. president, you're going to break the eggs, at least know their name. yeah, at least give us that. >> yeah, he gave the emphasis
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on the priorities. >> tell you everything. and i mean, he still included shrinkflation the lack of potato chips. ameri that's what america is worriedca about. >> not enough potato chips. oh, like the most obvious and predictable thin g was going to be if he did not fall over and drool on himself. democratlls would say this wasrc a triumph of rhetoric. e ha and they come out the next day being like, he's got his mojo back. jo bac four miwait, wait 4 minu. >> exactly who was thes genius to him to say predecessor? why it started on predecessor then was, you know, with predator would never look it was bad. >> and again, i was like, oh, in the guys in the back of the bar telling him, hey predecessor yeah well at this point and he just said the mante they just to say trump exactly easier one syllable at trump once.
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that's easily more like 15669814515669. >> a story in five words five words mother nature is a>>f racist tyrant. >> i go to youiv forrds moth pao reason. in the u.k., the clothing northb face is offering a 20% discount to shoppers. ifrae take an hourlong racial tak inclusion course, which that white people can't experience racism and that the outdoors oppressive against black people. do you think this is good to make the consumer do that? like if you do thid toe ths? is this going to make black people happy? shouldn't they just get a discountkelackappy sho on the c? you know what? this is why it. d i
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this is why i hate black history month. because they always come out hio with some new cool thingry just and it's offensive. not even to forget the fact that apparently trees would be like, oh, and leave me on the way. >> ha ha ha. g every time i go to jump in then ocean, it moves like racist m ocean won't let mee in is the day the reward is more than the so-called actht. apparently, brothers were only worth 20% off claim one fifth. i mean, it's what at 50%, 75 by eight is maybe 80.a i'll go in there and be like, i am a horrible black person. nohorrib, i always wanted to ben my whole life for 80%.ng for
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>> but nobody's denouncing for 20%. 20 percent 20%. >> it's but it's true. they're better thar than tn tha. you're better than they really meant it. they would not give it to the white people takinf theyg the cp they just give it to black people in general. iflen general th you look at thf of north face, it's almost all whit youe. >> could that be the reason? welle , reason isn't.ld i would hope. i mean, they must have actually hoe acd. the diversity, of course, is before they decide to do this. maybthee the the truth is thesee things don't work. there's so much research that shows i these courses don'k work in some cases can make things worse. >> but that's the weird thing is it wasn't make thworse aboua it's a business, right? so they're trying to shossws they care, i guess. but if that's such a weird thing to do, right, to be likeio ,hey, we're not just any police company or a police companliy likes black people. like, thinks it's like p thin should be able to enjoyeop the outdoors. it's like cringe and strange to me. absolutely. but so mei probably would do itt because you like a whole liste r are few things i wouldn't dow
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for a discount. they know what i'm talking about. david, you're a rugged outdoorsman. that's true. >> i am, yeah. do you go there? >> because there aren't any black people. zoom tight on my response. >> no, i mean, i think it's kind of to teach privilege to people who are struggling financially to buy a. yeah. like a well, what year was bor our being born? >> i needed by some mittens heren . >> i don't get it. you see. what they're doing is they're giving you a course, right. and basically social justice. >> yes. that was cut. this part. >> no, no, you're right. no, no, no.know because he's he'. he's. gutfeld yeah. sometimes things go over soo ovld because he's smal
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minded. yeah, but you guys, you gave up on me because you won't do it for that sale because it's in our class of white persons of telling you how to be bettereopl around black people. to other white people. it's thee thing ever. >> i like how while he's explaining this and he says white perso i likn, he points f directly at me and factcheck true. so your face is the whitest brand in the world. i of course, ownphasedst b. >> i guess it gives the right they could use. they could just do their logo over and have it be my face because i'm the target demo conf ie i'm of confused about is if the outdoors are racist t and north face is n outdoors brand, should they notr liquidate their business and run away exactly as they are compliciment -t? >> yes. or give it or everybody, the executives need to resign.sa all the white guys needll to resign and be replaced by tyrus. >> no double down go the otherws
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way. you're like, yeah, i heaay yes no, you're going to add hoods t to the jacket. oh, fleetwooo thd. yeah, i'll go the other way. i hold, you know, i if you're racist, i'm looking to have a picnic wheree to you're come to come to us. we got you. my my problem with it,u. greg?t just the shameless self-promotion. yeah. and, you know, if you want shamelself-pro to get 10% off at western racedo or you don't need to dn'o a cout ,this is just use promo code.prm >>eg i will do that if you have a promo code. >> greg, g i'll do would you gip on your razors? yes, i will do that becausercene you have to do it all right. >> yeah, i'm not sure, but i>> gre think he's just lost moneyg:. >v >> i have been losing monee y from the beginning. g gutf and greg gutfeld is an influencer now. yeahel i, i am. >> and if you use promo code guy, you don't never like razors aren't necessary. the eas aren'th, i'm going to a% for good through the through
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first. simmer dowwnn. thank you. thank you. thank you for getting it outu yo. mmissionemfottin i want to thank commissioner kavanaugh and chief hodgins forr th that recognition. you know, david, in my. and i'm sure it's probably yours, too, though. he i don't know. i'd rather have fans in the fire department than in thhave e media. right. joy reid isn't going to rescue your cats. >> exactly. yeah. you known th, when the is burni, chris hayes isn't coming up the ladder. yeah. carry me down. yeah, i. those trump people in those jobs. they are. yeah, they are. katty kind of shows this disconnect to encapsulate some of this disconnect between, like the blue collar and th
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e modern progressivemo movement. it's now like elitesdern and they're punishing the rabble and the rabble who the person that represents them being. trump. well, also just interesting because she's probably in such febubble>>, right? feel like if some people don't d realize that there actually are people who do support trump. >> yeah. yeah. like they see the numbers. they seep they that he's the no. but that just seems likethat some amorphous thing that they don' jt really understand.t and so what she's faced with that. i felt like she was like, okayid ,let's go.have she should have expected something like that to happen, quite honestlying like . this i but she doesn't know it. she doesn't know that this is out there. yeah, i thought it was she was more uncomfortable than i think she would have been if she would have been a little more prepared. >> yeah. you know, guy, what did you expect? right. she's like, we have a crime problem here, and she's goinggon and she's reverse engineering some kind of weird corporate crimeringd of orbe for a politil enemy rather than dealing with what's going on. god >> but in a house of god.
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yeah. how coul theyd they? how could they? my favorite part of the clip and like the edit there. yo >> perfect.t she's like, well, i'm glad you got that out of your system. cut trump, checkof you and. it was not out of their system-- clearly and she brought thiselff on herself if she did not decide to be a hyper political and politicized law enforcement official, she would have been spared booing frome the people of the ceremony. she made a choicpeoplee. ple wh and there's a lot of peopleh who disagree with the choice and she can take the heat. she should be ableth c to.e should >> at least it is. it's also a hint of how these lawsuits aren't hurting trump. they're just elevating him to a folk hero status. >> well, you have to understan her. the road that the progressive was on was pavedto underst with mm-hmm. they're heroes. and they were told they were x. the heroes on social media. so they live in that illusion that. yeah, they think social media is billions of people telling themia billionpl, great, they'r. they're 10% of 10%. and then they step out into the real world and realizehe
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that they're not the hero. they're they're the villain. he hard for them becauser them that's not the way they see it. and they don't . her body language after sher said house of god, she flippedso the hair. yeah. like she was like because she was so she to say somethingou she else like how dare you? she was expectin wg. and if you talk with people who with this mindset, thie ths trump derangement syndrome, they expect every time they go l into a room to speak, they're going to get standing ovations. yeah. standing ova like th said, theye that that they spew, but they really believe that she saved democrace that ty like she stopd the the orange monster from taking over the world. even he had the job before and didn't do that. yeah, she still protectingus us from that and that craziness . she goes into the real
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world and you step out in the thing and you think it's like everyone and o thinks they're thethinks most handsome guy in their neighborhood and the fastest guy in their neighborhoosted un they actually go out of the neighborhood and find out that they're theneighb not as gd looking as their mother's a liars a and the new shoes mae no difference at all. they got smoked. soe this is what she's going through. >> yeah. and she lived on la on social media, always tweeting about how trump owes all this money. she was in this universe and then she goes outsid thie. i love the fact that, like i know you, you guys probablymub deal with this, you guys, not so much, but being recognizeutd as you may not get recognized be bost new yorkers, but you definitely are by the fire. they watch the hell out of thies show because, you know, there are i love you. i'm going to go walk around outside of fire station. right. i'm going to go walk around outside the fires. en and when you do, you're going to end up with a lot of hats , some coins, some patches,
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you can't control the fun. if you can't control the fun, they eliminate the fun.t . rulp you need some rules. people die. how do you celebrate spring? break if get your fleece onfaco from north face. ha ha ha ha ha. f old make a big picture of old fashions and you sit on the ona the veranda and sing celine dion tine diono the very specifi anyway, i'm sorry. i was daydreaming. >> yeah, hang on. i actually have our on.l of t got a key to get all that at 10:00. 10:00? if i cut it out. i'm friends with kat. i'll get it. what what was the question, greg? the question is, okaway, they need spring break anymore. college is basically spring brea do you k forever. >> i have no opposition to spring break. i just feel like you can maybe rein it in a little bit. and if you can'tt bit do it onn own, having a few extra cops around doesn't see fewm like a problem.
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why is there outrage over just a little bit more of a heavypres law enforcement presence? i mean, i did spend my spring break mostly playing board gameen ssprings and reading, bud other people enjoy different. >> and i think having some adult supervision is perfectly okay. >> mhm. what is that sound like? the national guard in theth subway now it's like because we can't police ourselves anymoree ,we hand it over to the state. >> well i think that's a good thing to on the subway weat go with that. but yeah, in this situatio nis this just sounds like desantis sounehe, i read the articl that he didn't like group dancing and he thought that he wanted to make sure there was no dancing on the beach. on te thought, man, footloos is going to be awesome. literally, this is eightieseen o teen movie right here. it's likvie, man, he run fort an president and next thing you know, you are the bad guthy in every eighties movie, the rules and stuff. >> but yeah i spring break for them anyways they have safe break in school yeaht th
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