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>> dana: hello everyone, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five". [ ♪♪ ] consoling the criminal and not the victim's family, president biden getting slammed by critics after appearing to apologize. to the alleged killer. president describing him as an illegal immigrant during the state of the union address and then faced with fierce backlash from many and his party who said that he should have used the term undocumented. use the word illegal win talking about the band that allegedly killed laken riley. >> president biden: undocumented person. i should not have used illegal, undocumented. look, when i spoke about the difference between trump and me one of the things i talked about the border was his way of talking about vermin and the people polluting, what i won't
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do, i won't treat any of these people with disrespect. they built the country. the reason our economy is growing. we have to control the border and we -- an orderly flow but i don't share his view is all -- at all. >> you regret using that word. >> president biden: yes. >> dana: she regrets using that word illegal while many interpret that as an apology, the white house says that that is not true. >> the president did not apologize, no apology anywhere in that conversation. he did not apologize. he used a different word, there are some people who are playing politics with this young woman's tragic murder, let's not forget house republicans are standing in the way of a bipartisan border security agreement. >> dana: while president biden faces backlash over laken riley's death, former president trump met with the family of the georgian nursing student before rally and said this stage. >> mr. trump: they told me prior to what i'm doing right
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now that joe biden went on television and apologized for calling laken riley's murder and illegal. he wasn't a legal alien, illegal immigrant and illegal migrant and should not have been in our country and he never would have been under the trump policy. >> dana: i would wonder how got to the number 1 is you do words matter? >> if you want to play with the words, maybe you wasn't an apology, maybe it was an undocumented denial without sued them better? there's this preposterous verbal sleight-of-hand going on, always with the media and the democrats, when using illegal immigration they pretend to hear illegal immigration. which allows them to get on their self-righteous high horse, but in this case it backfired because by doing that they included the murder of laken riley as one of their own. talk about inclusive. now the nightmare has become a dreamer, the goal here is to
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eliminate corrective measures through language. if you cannot call a criminal criminal, then you cannot treat them like a criminal. this happens in other areas, if you call a man. >> greg: a woman then leadtimes getting control file even though they tied because it was for bob, dear called [ bleep ] or you may be forced to do something other than investing in their gold mines. they're always playing with language. but the focus is to give a false high ground because to confront the objective truth of an innocent would -- woman with murder to confront that release you no choice but to agree with the other side. and you're ego will not allow that. it's ego driven game. and if you believe as i said that this is a political stunt political conversation, it's only political to the language police. the people who normally respond to this city are doing it objectively on its face. whether it is rape, terrorism,
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genital mutilation, october 7, generally people are just objectively repulsed, there is no period to language from our side, that's a cowards way out, it's basically an escape hatch to avoid the entirely. i also find it on that the same people who shudder at the world illegal have no problem calling their political adversity nazis or hitler, insurrectionist, trainers, the media creates this framework as necessary and credits oblige. >> even in the laws, he's the commander-in-chief, president of the unities, the losses the losses illegal. >> i said on friday, united states supreme court, the last decision he made an arizona versus the united states talked about illegal immigrants. and the immigration reform act. it talks about illegal aliens. and title viii as you mention all the time, jesse, mentions illegal alien and illegals 93
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times. so let's stop making excuses using the language that the law have documented. and has dictated is the language of our country. let's talk about the fact that when joe biden wants to say look, so the people who build our country, the people who build our country were parents and grandparents of the immigrants today. they were the people who came into this country and these were allegiance to america, they wanted to be here and they waited in line. and yes, they build this country, it's a different crew coming in right now, it's not our grandparents immigration. these people are not waiting, they want the welcome mat and there is a quote from barack obama in 2009 where he says you can't come here unless you go to the back of the line. if you come here you must speak english. if we see this now were considered conservative right-wing lunatics. but barack obama was saying that in 2009.
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and he said we can have a million -- have a million people come over our border. this is an unusual, needs a shocking moment in american history. and let me just say that this whole idea about it not being an apology, it was an apology, it may be joe biden, for the first time, was lucid. maybe he said something that connects with the american people. this guy was illegal. and the fact that he feels that he has to defend the honour and dignity of any legal who committed at least one to crimes, after coming here illegally, you know what, it's time we talk about dems. and they are not interested in victims. >> he must feel the need to solidify the base in the left wing of the party if you was coached to say what he said in the interview at msnbc. and the white house on the other side is saying that was not an apology, it's weird. >> i don't understand this catering the far left wing of
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the base, were not even talking about rules, myself, the ones that you tend to run into. i don't know anybody he was offended by that. who even sought nancy's interview where he should sit undocumented but he did it doesn't matter. and where are bernie sanders supporters going to go? they're not going over to donald trump and all of this, i understand there is still the third-party issue and maybe jill stein i did matter in 2016, they don't have other options. and they're certainly not gonna say i'm turning down the biggest climate change agenda in history, someone who once begun reform, someone who wants to protect a woman's right to choose because he said illegal about a murderer. he didn't say i like to talk to you about all the amazing things that people come to this country illegally do our favourite shopkeepers, the woman down the street who cares for kids, he's talking about a murderer it
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totally blew my mind that there was an backtrack, these are the kinds of things that people have historically enjoyed about joe biden. that he is relatable and feels normal to them and doesn't speak in that kind of woke speak. and the senator from california criticized him, i don't believe they were actually offended either. because widely want to be associate as a member of the latino community, you want that guy out. you want the good ones in and the murderers out. >> last week was about state unions are often quickly forgotten. but this whole scenario about trend 12 is going to come up over and over again. and the white house, and blew my mind. they actually saying that another where they preferred to say you calmer. >> he's trapped in the worst you cycled all time, immigration you cycling can get unstuck, jessica you are just so onpoint it makes
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me so happy to hear that you agree with me. and it wasn't joe biden carrying far left, he's catering to the press. there's only three people that care, he said this, they're all asking the democrat and then joe about it and that is how became a story, one at msnbc and watch what cnn. that's what happens, he apologized to an illegal alien killer and he called the victim the wrong name. not apologize for that. he apologized for saying the right name about the killer. in washington they pull the gas went one tells the truth, you don't say god's undocumented, the gun is illegal. you don't say someone committed nonconsensual act, you call it rape. you don't say russia is expanding their border, you say
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russia invaded, you use precisely would for a reason. and they are trying to pull the legality out of border crossing because they want to take the sting out of it. because they know they are complicit in it and they want to make it easier eventually for these people to get amnesty. if someone breaks into my house they're not coming in documents because they don't indeed. it's a home invasion, the committed and they are there illegally, when you cross the border you are committing illegal entry. and it's not about respect, we have respect for everybody, everybody in this country in the world we have respect for but if someone comes in and breaks into the country and commits a crime in one city and a crime in another city and then murders a woman, by bashing her head in, they lose respect. they should not be called illegal, they should be called an animal, they don't deserve respect. and greg is right, he calls trump hitler. he gives this killer more respect than his political opponent, a great american, this
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guy she get his butt kicked in the debate, sex changes for kindergartners, he's apologizing to illegal alien murderers. it donald trump stays focused indiscipline he should be able to wipe the floor with this guy. >> that is the biggest if of all times, there is an interesting -- he said we agreed and it's an animal and i never would have said that. >> he bashed this goal. >> in there are some people that just don't deserve to be called human based on what they do to other, don't deny it. >> that i won't use, no i will using. there was an immigration plot line this weekend, hades story that she told hold on. what it has to do with it that people are talking about that and then now some people are going to talk about this. and that's a loss. >> everyone will talk about it,
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>> president biden 30 million does on adds to convince america that his brain is eating like fine wine. >> president biden: i'm not a young guy that's no secret here's the deal, i understand how to get things done for the american people. >> seven weeks to tape that. it comes one day before robert will testify about his report
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claiming that chosen elderly man with poor memory, vinyl be taking his angry man's shtick on tour and hit three swing states this week. over the weekend he gave us a preview of what see now moment you can expect. >> president biden: pennsylvania i've a message for you. send me to congress that i can support this right and i promise you that we take back congress we will restore roe v wade as the law of the land. >> i could show america razor-sharp mind by debating donald trump but so far she refuses to commit. >> mr president will you commit to a debate with former president trump. >> president biden: depends on his behaviour. >> depends on his behaviour. a pretty wide hold there, he could just make up his mind, if you were on his staff would you tell him to debate? >> yes. definitely. you don't want to raise more questions. but people have enough questions about both candidates and it's
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only right, that's part of the process. that's how we've done it, they are amazing opportunities also i think he would do really well, i understand whatever senior moments aside, the guy has a lot of experience and a lot of deep understanding of topics. and trump has a pretty surface level way of speaking, that's the most polite way that i can put that. i will say that regretting the use of the legal term aside, last week has been really good for joe biden. last monday were talking about the new york times pulled that he's losing black support and latino support. but then he goes he has a very strong super tuesday, state of the union that republicans even had to amend is a completely different joe biden to them. supporters feeling good about it. they raised $10,000,000.24 hours after that which has never happened before, positive poles over the weekend, your favourite
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clear politics average under two-point advantage for donald trump. i thought it was one, nine. >> that's electoral college blowout by donald trump. 17. i'm the pollster here. >> i nearly forgot about that and today was the launch of the students for biden organization, 15 youth groups, you say oh, that makes a huge difference, voters have been delivering huge wins for the democrats. and i think trump had a good moment about laken riley's murder and with his family. but donald trump spent the weekend and posted in 91 million-dollar bond for the case that he went on tv and defamed her again and he's hanging out with victor. so i would rather be joe biden at this moment, it's been a very good week. >> get that life alert on. >> i ready have it on. when you're our pregnant and a geriatric pregnancy to make you wearing. >> jesse, it is big news biden running for congress.
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i think the democrats would be relieved if he truly decided to the house. >> all jeffrey's now very worried about his job. i don't know if that was even in the teleprompter. he looked like she was reading that off the teleprompter. i don't know what's going on there, i know that no one is showing up. we got behind-the-scenes photos of these campaign events. a look like a pandemic event. remember when they had the circles and everybody stood socially distance, same amount of people in the circles, three years ago then there are today. no one wants to see the guy, imagine that on a saturday. you go to battleground state and president of the united states, you have weeks of advance work, the president is here and no one comes. there's more press there are people, why is that? is he purposely keeping events tiny because he's afraid of people yelling at him? because they don't like his policies, that is happened. that is what they're saying they're doing, or does no one really cared to hear what he has
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to say because he doesn't make a lot of sense? $30 million is a lot of money to drop on ad buys. and that is what he's going to do khakis get a nuclear airway was negative adds and he's gonna run a hoax is like you did the last time and this time dictator on day one. but i think trump is gonna be able to handle that. and if. >> are you landing him money? >> i'm not allowed to, are you donating, how dare you? there's a rulebook about that. i'll send it to you and sign it. i think he will debate because he has to and you are right, i hate to say it again, it's gonna raise more questions. but trump really does not need to do what he did during that first debate last time. where he was just really too aggressive with the crosstalk, let biden breathe. and that's all you need to do, state calls and be specific about the failure. >> is this kind of more evidence the state of the human -- [ laughter ] that's good state of the union was an aberration, like when
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they jacked up a fighter pilot with drugs and back to old joe. >> yes he's back, what is that movie, where they prop them up on the horse of the enemy in the war would think khakis back. but i'm not saying anything like that about joe. [ laughter ] >> i'm glad we move past the drugged. >> up here to think. i think really -- i don't know what the work with you, it's just ironic that he says it depends upon how trump behaves. as to whether or not he will debate them. this is all gonna depend upon how you behave and how your stance is whether or not you are in condition to debate donald trump. and if you recall, were they scrapped the oval office interviews because he didn't have it teleprompter they didn't have one in the oval office because he didn't know how to handle that. and there gas lighting is, the numbers are pretty clear.
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that the american people already have their thoughts, stop talking to us about biden, which he did because they realized it was not working, stop saying crime is not an issue when the borders not an issue, and i think the american people get it because joe biden from the get-go has been saying, watch me. we've been watching, we've been watching them stumble, mumble, fall and the next day he sounds like a completely different guy. he sounded articulate, running for congress, not running for president. it's a sad commentary, the guy is good some days and then the really bad most. >> sorry to ask you about the her testimony, i did not notice tomorrow show? >> yes, i believe so because it starts at 10:00 am. >> dam. what are your thoughts, what you expect and what you predict? >> remember that robbers a special counsel who put out the report that said biden had a memory problem and in the white house immediately said that this man is a terrible person.
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i'm wondering how many republicans will show up with i am with hurt t-shirts. because if you remember those were the ones that they wanted for somebody else was running. i'm interested to see how this would go. sometimes republicans have a way of getting in their own way. and being too irrational. let the testimony happen, you don't have to be overdramatic you have to read your statement forever and be obnoxious. just get the words out there because robert wrote it in his report, did you say this is what you believe? yes, fine. let it go. >> i am a quick question, were we supposed to get those transcripts? >> they were trying to get them, i don't know. we shell find out. >> maybe darren joe's garage. don't miss it. >> i was worried about them, i thought he was really cold. coming up so much for the
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>> crime still raging in new york city despite liberal leaders sending military units, a woman losing both of her feet after her boyfriend pushed her onto the subway tracks and into the path of an oncoming train. pretty shocking development. giving the governor flood the zone with thousand troops and police officers to do bag checks. also pulling back the big guns in your sublease safety surge, banning the soldiers from using military grade rifles. while doing the checks. but the liberal media says that this whole crime thing is just a ratings play anyway.
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>> they made it into a ratings say things. >> i think it's not true but there was a carjacking on my street, we talk about carjackings as if it's not murder. nobody likes to have a gun put in their face. >> dc particular did have the highest homicide rate in 26 years in 2023, there's been a slight improvement. >> dc's an outlier. >> wages have the dc attorney general say you can't prosecute or west or way out of the carjacking problem, i think you can. >> so, i don't think the surgeon to the subway system is having the desired effect. >> as we destroyed last week, some of the criminals that you're worried about are not carrying bags. those are not the ones that you're concerned about. and putting the national guard and there is just peppering over the problem which the persecution. and repeat offenders, did you see that chicago, transit union there is no asking for the national guard to come in and help them, what are we doing
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with all this expense, the national guard is not meant to do this kind of work prosecutors are meant to do their job and the transit workers are supposed to do their job and the police are supposed to do their job, national guard is in a terrible position, to the old rules and how many tools are they gonna take away from them to do the job he been asked to do, i think it's horrible and not gonna work. >> militarizing the subway but not the border. >> and the banning of the rifles is not a practical decision, it's an optics decision. that's always the case. here is the opportunity cost of the george floyd moment. we have sacrificed all sound policing and prosecution for a tsa style police stay where the ladies get their bag checks but they lose their lives later. they cannot profile criminals and they cannot maintain a police presence because there are not any police at all, they're either retired or they've left the job and no one is going to be accepting recruitment for a job that the
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media has designated as i hate group for the past, a minimum four years, you have to look at this shift. we're shifting away from the community police with local authorities. to a government run military, now stop in frisk's all-inclusive. and it makes no one safer because the police tactics cannot be used. searching bags is worse than doing nothing because it appears to do something. it's basically a kabuki of safety. the solution would be do not search indiscriminately, return to profiling and policing, focus on the situation, who is they are, all of us know this that when you're on the soap way the person whose erotic acting suspicious, it's not hard, that is what policing is for, that is what policemen do, they know the neighbourhood, they know this guy's new, this dude is weird, whatever. national guard are just there for frosting. >> jessica it pains me to say it
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but greg has a good point. people worse against stop in frisk and now they're all for it and everybody in the subway. >> actually there or not. so kathy's being widely criticized by liberals for this? are not necessarily saying that there's no crime problem but that we don't want to go back to a time where people were indiscriminately patted down or bags opened and as the only consistent subway rider on the panel i can. >> tell you i use it every day. >> i did not know it was every day. >> and i.e. that subway. >> delicious i don't know why people hate on it so much, it's really good. we're the only consistent subway riders on the panel. and i cannot remember a time that i was afraid of a person with a bag. honestly. i know there's a lot of paraphernalia that people who live in the subway, a terrible tragedy have been there's always a random person that is sticking
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their face in someone else's face or speeding or sleeping, whatever it is. and the nypd chief patrol said grade will take whatever help we can get. but that is not ringing a door, whatever their plan is, that is the plan that i would go with. because they are the ones that are down there and i have noticed an enhanced police presence which i think is a good step in the right direction. but i think that this is just going to turn into a post- 911 nightmare again for people and new yorkers really don't want that. they want solutions but not a return to that. >> take us. >> home if you want solutions the best thing that you can do is try to examine the history of criminal justice and law enforcement. and it's very clear that the way to resolve days is to refund police, get rid of break, pass a law protecting victims, reverse the cashspiel reform and nothing is going to change, and by the way, close the border. but here is the schizo approach
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that kathy has. on the one hand she's part of the defund the police. on the other hand let's put the military in the subway. and on the one hand were going to arrest them, but she's not interested in taking out the prosecutor in any other prosecutors not willing to prosecute crime. and she isn't willing to look at the fact that the only way you're gonna keep some of these people in jail is by reversing the cash bail so-called reform. and so she's got this schizo approach because she does not know what she's doing. and we said on friday, it took 48 hours for someone to put someone in front of a train and that young woman the train ran over her feet, she lost one leg above the knee and one leg below the knee. and she says from now on i'm not gonna have people on the train were convicted of assault. you, lame person, this guy who pushed his girlfriend was on
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parole for violent assault, i'm talking state prison. he just got out i think for stabbing his girlfriend. so stop talking the talk and learn about criminal justice. and by the way, somebody ought to take care of the mta workers, they face the every day, the guy that they know it's gonna be a problem and nobody is protecting the workers. >> from the likes, you should see her on the subway, chaos. most powerful propaganda tool ever, congress and joe biden ready to drop the hammer on chinese owned tiktok. you sick. >> -- missing. [ ♪♪ ] t a thing, back in the day. but where did it come from? ancestry can help you find out. lucky you, it's on sale now.
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>> congress is uniting to ban
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tiktok, we could see a vote as early as this wednesday that would have them divesting tucker face a ban on us app stores. tom democratic and republican senators talk about why the apples as a threat to millions of impressionable americans. >> you don't think the communist party camped was that algorithm to make it the news that they see reflective of their views then i don't think you appreciate the nature of the threat. united states ever allow china to buy cbs? i don't think they would. >> president biden said he would sign the bipartisan bill that would ban tiktok but many could explain his reelection campaign is currently on it. what you think about this bill? >> i think you laid it out very well and then opening that it's an option, just die that's from the chinese government party in the app stays. that seems like a reasonable thing although what we know is that the chinese want this out
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there because these are people president drop himself, biden, 50 to zero in a committee saying that this thing is a problem from the security standpoint so to me i'm like i don't understand what the fuss is the chinese really want to keep it in the investors here in america want to keep it as well. that it was smart of biting to say he would sign the bill because a president trump is going to say, actually, we shouldn't. i can say being tough on china trump -- than trump. >> what you think about the first amendment challenge on this if it does go through? >> it's the same thing you don't take your kids, when i was going up you don't take your kids to an r-rated or x-rated film, that's not censorship, that's just waive doing business, you protect your kids. so i'm for banning it, hold on a second. how much? really? separate month or per week? i think it's a bad idea. i think we should not be banning tiktok, i think is what it. >> 's if we ban it? only fans?
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it's not censorship in its own about collecting your data that is the problem, it's about the persuasion. three of the most disturbing mind viruses among young people have been amplified and started on tiktok, one you have this explosion of racial conflict and a time of peak diversity, america views itself as more races than it ever was. that helps china, china backs a lot of the companies for ddi and crt, they know where that then you have the gender hysteria, liberals of tiktok has documented their own the words on tiktok, it's a faucet of brainwashing is convincing young kids to hate their bodies. that's the one thing, if the right wing was doing this to kids, your body is bad, people would freak out. but it's not, then you have hamas, most of the disgusting defences of october seventh are on tiktok. and i have to say that a lot of
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this stuff is probably by design, it can't hurt china to have us fighting amongst ourselves and i think that's where it comes, the persuasion. i am curious about the abrupt switch. up some republicans. it's like, totally for the band, now not so much. >> the answer always lies on k. >> street it lies on k. street bow what i think it's interesting is that there is several constitutional issues in congress cannot just outright ban and at operating else unless it poses a serious national security threat or a serious privacy invasion. bites dance is saying that we have this wall protected data of american users. and there's an article that i was reading about what they're doing and how they protect from the national security issues that we are concerned about. but obviously you have to worry
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about the chinese communist party compelling accompanied to hand over data. and i think that they have that power to do that more so than any other country. but it's interesting that the republicans have reversed on this including president trump. and the police apparently, i think it's kind of crazy that joe biden is on tiktok had his campaign, but i think that they believe that what they saw during the 2020 election and big tech connecting with these intelligence officials and banning disinformation, it's going on by facebook and meta as well. so i think it's a balancing test and they came at a committee, uk it -- you are right 15-0 but that hearing was a closed committee hearing and i think this is going through sify's as well, there are a lot of other issues at stake here and i'm not sure we're hearing everything. >> jesse? >> every chinese company must
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comply with china intelligence officials if they ask for something, even when the app isn't open, they can spy on everything, they are researching everything you are buying, so china knows exactly what i'm up to which is a real problem. but just like the politicians i'm willing to put my security at risk to make sure jesse waters primetime has enough reach out there to extend the audience. >> what you should do is have a separate phone if you're committed to tiktok and not of anything else on it. >> also for depositions. >> remember china doesn't let their kids see this content. so they know it's bad. >> the other thing is when i had all the kids i did not know how to use a phone call the congressman the other day, it's proof that the communist party can figure out a way to help control our politics. >> kids and seniors. coming out of john bears it all
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>> planning a big surprise that the table and the oscars last night, john cena shocking the audience after appearing to walk out. to present the best costume design. turns out she's wearing a loincloth strategically placed below. and barbie but can still show. ryan gosling giving a dazzling performance of "i'm just can". would you come out with just the envelope in front. >> it would have to be one big envelope. [ laughter ] >> interesting thing. he was marking the 50th anniversary of the male streaker when david was out there, hollywood is all about course corrections, "me too" should not have been a female? why, talking about getting boring cliffs -- inclusive initiative been a female. i would've loved to see how he buried do it but it was a night for white people, he was white, the white host, a white guy won
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best actor, white woman best female actor. best director, old white people. >> okay. nobody thinks like you do, i would never think like that. jesse, would you come out in a loincloth. i would but i don't think fox would love it. i would be proud to do it. and i would be surprised about how proud i would be. working really hard. >> i think a band-aid would do. [ laughter ] >> i loved it. i thought that this oscars was not that on -- not that i'm the biggest jimmy kimmel fan but it was so low on politics and high on fun. and i think a lot of that has to do with the movielike barbie. and risking between ryan gosling and emily blunt about the summer was so cute. and he really stole the show. i liked all the posts about if you're not gonna be at the oscar mchugh paying everyone's just gonna be talking about me.
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itchy cow, this one in northern england. >> you know what they did? they used a repurposed car wash brush. so we can just scroll back to happy, happy, happy, happy. >> the enjoyment you have before being cut to pieces for their enjoyment or their like the. >> yeah, but enjoyment of joy. >> and actually, you can buy that in any gift shop, right, judge? yeah. my pigs used to do that. >> they would just, like, find anything. okay. anyway, you know, whenever there's a gang crime, there's always a lookout. >> so there's this bear stealing the garbage. not just the garbage, but the garbage pail. when the lights came on, they knew they were in trouble, and they fled the scene with the garbage cans. >> yeah, that's very interesting. ameera. jesse, they both got debit cards now. >> oh, would you like to hear another titillating excerpt from get it together? >> yeah. okay. yes. it doesn't matter what your answer is, it's going to come at you anyway. >> i'm naked. it's the middle of winter, it's cold, and i just start joyously doing cartwheels and walking back and forth
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in the middle of the street. and people are taking pictures of me. >> we're going to be starting a new series on prime time where people that i've interviewed for the book will be appearing as guests. that lady who wants to legalize will be appearing tomorrow night on the show. but tonight we have johnny who went to spring break. >> here's a taste cargo we've been up to. i don't even know who that is. pamela harris, what do you think she does? >> oh, it's a girl. yes, connell is a girl. yes. oh, boy. add. well, i got to talk to johnny about that. hey, i'll just promote the podcast this week playing on politics with brit hume. everybody knew that. we got it just posted, jessica. thank you, dana. they're striking a pose on the mound for the exhibition. baseball team performed a hilarious rendition of the famous scene from dirty dancing. those are, of course, the savannah bananas, which are huge temptation island for us. everyone, have a great nightect welcome to jesse waters. >> prime time tonight wher

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