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judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov and jesse watters. [♪♪] [♪♪] >> robert hur and the hot seat, explosive testimony from the former special council whoco concluded that president biden is a "elderly man with a poor memory." therefore not fie t to stand trl in the classified documents probe today. well today t huro doubling downn his assessment. >> politics played no part whatsoever in my investigative steps. >> you exonerated hitim.ve [ simultaneous talking ] >> a reasonable juror could have voted to convict. >> correct. >> is it okay if i take home top-secret documents, score -- store them in my garage and read portions of them to friends or associates?un i caden do that now under this w doctrine? t >> againha, i would not recommed you do that. >> you essentially said so in

your report and certainly itory would be exculpatory if i simply told you hey, i'm getting old, i don't remember stuff the whale used to.ason >> did you have any reason to believe president biden lied to you?in >> i address in my report one response the president gave to a question we posed to him that we deemed to be not credible. >> mr president, why did youth y share classified information with your ghostwriter? the president, i did not sharetn classified information, i did not share it. i guarantee i did not. that's not true, is it? >> that is inconsistent with the findings based on the evidencer. and in my report. >> so it's a lie is what regula people would say. >> harping throughout the hearing that dem biden's brain s fine because he sat for five hours with this special councile over two days.e ot hur on the other hand says his time with joe is precisely what led hitom to question the presidents memory. >> can you explain whatal specifically in yourly interview led you to this conclusion?d >> the conclusion --tate

>> your broad statement that has been stated many times. >> the totality of the time that i spent with the president during his voluntary interview was something that i certainlywa considered in framing my assessment and articulating the report. that includes noudest only the n in the wreck -- transcript but also the experience of being in the room with him. the >> hur's testimony wasn't the only bomb dropped, they alsohis release the transcript from his interview with the special council. this year passage proves thapecg biden lied through his teeth when he says it was hur who first brought up his son's death, turns out it was bidend who did that. they did their best to argue that joe isn't senile. >> nobody's suggesting senile and that's disrespectfuld tope senior peoplcte with any memory disability. to do such was shameful. joe biden is a competent good

president who knows american values.nt >> president biden had thental mental acuity to navigate the situation. donald trump did not. i believe that president bidenrg probably committed a verbal slip or two during the interview. i'm not sure any of that matters because when the interview was over, mr hur completelyr co exonerated president biden.w >> youwh know what kills me, judge, is seeing the judge somehow an arbiter of health.e this is the least healthy persoh i've seen in my life but whatin g did you make of the hearing in general? >> i think everybody has r toti remember theon issue here is the retention and mishandling ofof classified documents. thnts.e special council came oud said joe biden is a sympathetici old mathn with a bad memory. to the democrats this was a i cheap shot and it was unnecessary. to others it was a reason thatos hur chose not to file charges. to me it's irrelevant.

there is no defense of an aging old man with a bad memory in the penal law anywhere in the united states. in fact should that issue even come up, it's up to the defendant to proper it, it's up to a psychiatrist, the judge and ultimately the jury.dge so what does hur tell us?us? hur tells us two important things. e number 1, i did not exonerate him. number 2, i did not reach a conclusion that he was innocent. instead, what hur told us is, we did identify evidence of will full disclosure. so to hur i say you cannot predict once you've established evidence of a will fullmi disclosure and mishandling that a jury will find him not guiltya because he's an old man with a bad memory. that is not your job, mr hur.he your job is to decide whether there is sufficient evidence to bring a charge or whether thereh is not. erwhether there is a crime or n. it's either one way or the other

but not only was the evidence they are, it was overwhelming. joe biden has been in washington for 50 years, he's been ahe senator, he's been a vice president, he has been a president and there is no factft pattern ever that protects a sitting senator from taking classified information out of a skiff. that iofs a climb crime, period. then he moved those documents from residents to residents, office to office. one of those offices paid for by the chinese. and then he blames his staff for doing so, and that's a lie because the staff doesn't go into a skiff. so the documents and upd, unsecure u, tatter, uncovered in his garage next to a broken lamt next to his corvette and he seee those documents every time he drives the corvette.. so to a person, the democrats spent the whole day saying donald trump obstructed., well newsflash, donald trump was not charged with obstructing.ctn

number 2, the issue is not the issue at hand.stru obstruction is not the issue.he in the end, there are three people. hillary clinton, joe biden andj donald trump. ironically, the only person charged was donald trump and yet he was the only person who had the right to declassify as president. >> well put. jesse, you saw the democrats trying to make it all aboutth trump. they even enlisteded a a montag. you love montages. >> i thought i was watching fox and friends for a second. they are getting the hang of ite they are well produced hearingse at this point but it showed to me that what biden did was worsn than what trump has done and itw showed there's two tears of justice. there's mentally deficient democrats and republicans who can probably beat the democrats. and we now have established through this testimony a pattern of over 40 years, joe biden taking documents away and then t

putting them all over the place. six different locations, three different states, garages,di chinatown locations. foreign dignitaries coming insta and out, strange men and women coming in and out.as p he was putting his nationall security at risk and these were the motives and hur said those two motives were money and ego. 8 million-dollar book advance, that's the reasohat n he broke e law, that's why he willfully took these classified documents home wil and then ego, he wanteo burnish his credentials as a world leader and keep these d documents for posterity orpost perhaps even a presidential run. not only that, he destroyed thee evidence. his team jushit elites half of t when they find out the guy is investigating him and then biden says i don't remember about aab zillion times. now i'm beginning to wonder, is biden tom moore playing dumb because in the spring of 2021, the same month he green lights a

trump red and marra law go orn, the investigation, what does he? do, he tells his entire team god find all of my classifiedce documents all over the place. they did not disclose that he had classified documents in the spring of 2021, they waited 18 months to voluntarily disclose that they had all of these documents. say to say he cooperated is alive.18 he had 18 month where he's getting everything in order. and hur basically said the reala reason, it's not just because he's old and sympathetic, he can't get a conviction of a democrat president in dc. that's the reason. if this was in any other jurisdiction, this is casese closed. >> that's an interesting point, jessica. >> really? >> i thought. it was. i thought everything waswhil interesting although i did so note for a while. it is clear joe treats the documents the way hunter treats drugs, just leave them everywhere. what do you think?leavthin >> i don't think anything that y anyone else at this table things, actually.

good getting huntegor in on this though, i'm lead we brought that full circle. this hearing actually startedla last night. we could not watch it at that point but the news broke thatbe robert hur would be up here is a private citizen and not as astic member of the department of justice or as special council. what is robert hur when he's aru private citizen? he's a republican. and what did robert hur get? he got coaching from trump world. that seems prett.y suspicious to me. if you are going into a hearing where you want to seam aboveboard and nonpartisan, why are you getting counseled by the former presidents people and wh aren't you showing up as ath representative of the department of justice? [ simultaneous talking ] >> one of the people who coache him as no one abc analyst. >> the only thing i saw on

twitter was her saying that's not true.pend >> all of these sources are wrong?ome [ simultaneous talking ] >> how come nobody brought that up? >> i don't know why no one brought that up but it was theit biggest story. >> so he was there not as a private citizen now? he >> i'm not saying that. >> what i totally missed is that trump world coached him.e sa you are saying sarah is.only the only thing i saw is her denying it. >> night -- >> did we get off track here?a: >> no, this is important. n while the gop goes to those hearings, they always bank on the fact that democrats haven'th read theey report or they are nt going to use specific citations. robert hur contradicted himself over and over. page 60 says innocent expiratioa for the documents, page 12, they could've been brought there by mistake, page 12 the decision to

decline criminal charges was straightforward. the gop is going wild over the story about the ghost writer thi classified information in that is the willful retention but on page 10 he says the evidencethat doesn't show that biden knew they were classified and then on page -- >> it's written in ink. >> that the evidence falls shorf that this was willfully retaining the documents. >> said be careful, that's classified! [ simultaneous talking ]he a >> he also notes he has a h photographic memory. >> who? >> hur says that about biden. and then a questioning it was said, why didn't you put that it the report? >> what do you make of this? t >> okay, i think it'smost fascinating that most democrats were complaining about the media coverage of the report then what was actually in the report. they hated it because we knew immediately and that's when i. said this election is on because

him saying it's an elderly man with a poor memory is what 86%ha of the country believes that we are just reinforcing that.it d it doesn't matter how many timec the democrats a he's a competen president, people have made thir decision with their own eyes an, ears. there waass news that came out that said indeed the white houst did ask hur to waterdown that portion of the report in a letter and apparently hur did not do that so he wasn't persuaded on that.n th the other thing is that ther white house, through theatic democrat national committee, at the first lady of the united states issue a fundraising r money forki fo biden sayingng how dare hur briu up bow b biden's death. we know that's not true, they are so willing to disparage anybody who works in the federal government if they think it will help them. so even wheneven this turns outt to be true, we see it in the transcript, then they don'tdo disavow itn'. i'm assuming that the people wh

-- in the white house council's office read the reportce r, they will never apologize for that. but i'm asking all federal-gat employees, that includes any elected official, if you haved access to classified information, respect to the lawa this country has really big problems and it is so maddening to havmae to spend time watching all of this when just leave thew classified documents where thehy are supposed to be and then you won't have to have a special council like robert who has a, distinguished career whowh decis you know what, i don't need thit job, i can go work in privatece practice and a make a lot more money and have a better life. t >> there you go. all right. that was funat. w [ laughter ] >> up next, is joe biden's border free-for-all setting upec northam -- united states for another 9/11. what the fbi said about the threat♪. [♪♪] [♪♪] welcome to ameriprise. i'm sam morrison. my brother max recommended you. so, my best friend sophie says you've been a huge help.

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is a good musica♪ ♪ >> jeanine: america could be headed for another 9/11, and >> america could be headed for another 9/11 and it's all things to joe biden's open border madness. fbi director morning congresdirf the emerging threat of aglin smuggling network with ties to isis and how it only takes a few unvented porter crossers to launch a deadly terror attack. >> this is a huge gaping vulnerability in our national security that we don't haveio answernas for.ers i'm reminded that there were 26 co-conspirators in the 9/11 attacks against the united states. do you share that concern? >> i do. >> sometimes people say this is just a fantastic theory, it's nr

basis in reality. do youdo consider that to be a frivolous consideration? >> i do not. there are a e a whole host of threats that emanate from the border. numbers don't tellm th the whole story. it only takes a few people who can be responsible for a wholem. lot of harm.bu >> but in the face of a terror threat, our president refuses t take any action.. instead, he continues to lie to americans on how only congress can fix it. .> mr president, >> [ inaudible question by the media ]io executive action onn the border. >> president joe biden: happened by itself. >> jesse i will go to your first, our government is very concerned about a smugglingne network with ties to isis coming through the border and it only k takes a few to create another 9/11. so why won't joe biden take anyo executive actionn'?cu >> iti honestly don't know, jud.

the director of the fbi and cia are pleading with the president to do something,pr to secure the border, begging him to secure the border. and he's jusim tt sitting theret it happen on stone. he knows it's not coming from congress and he knows he has th executive powetor to make it happen and is not just these terror networks that are comingo through, all of these people ar being wrong through the cartel system and 100,000 americans ary dying everiny year from fentanyl so how much death is joe biden willing to tolerate? apparently joe biden is willingb to tolerate american deathid in order to posture that he is compassionate, not trump, i don't know. i wish i was in his head.re >> whag:t did you say? >> there's a lot of room and: there. [ laughter ] >> last weekend apparently five pedophiles came across, convicted pedophiles in five different sectors. jocte biden, i believeor he shod

be caring more about americans than open borders. >> totally. i want to first apologize for saying that saraologh canceled . the independent has retractedth that. there are a number of articlesl online talking about the council he did get from the republican world and he did appear as a private citizen but i deeply apologize. >> it's too late, jessica. [ laughter ]it'sas >> i'm joking. >> jesse would've waited until the end of the show. had >> i would have teased the apology. >> youe ap would've said tonight eight, i might apologize. [ laughter ]ph >> pedophiles are really bad also. as a side note. >> go out on a limb. >> i don't want to be controversial. no i get it. what i did not understand about this, and i thought it was veryx powerful t oo have all six of these representatives from ourfm highest law enforcement officero and they were all speaking with one unified joint -- voice which you don't always get in these

panels. you have someone som arguing th, someone uttering that, but they are all completely freaked outwt about what's going on saying that obviously the border is a serious threat for us, unified message on that, and the newsstand that he's not going to take executive action when a feb weeks ago before this state of the union it was teased that that is possible.wo why would that hurt your case at this point?nl it only would compel and make republicans look worse for not signing the bipartisan border deal if you say i did my part, now you do your part. so that did not add up. i also thought it was o interesting that october 7thn was suchwh a pivotal point. l i would'veik liked to have heard more about that.eani >> all right dana, apparently in biden's 2025 fiscal year budget, it includes 1 billion americanll tax dollarios going to central america and something like 800 million for a cutting edge technology at the ports of entry

>> throwing some money at root causes? he knows that sending money to other countries to fix thell border crisis won't help anyoner bullet wilicl raise prices for everyone else. the reason he's not doing anill executive order is he still trying to solidify his base. they have figured out, if you w watch thate state of the union,t was in an appeal to the independent voter, it was a here the left, and that'sin happening on israel, on the h border, on climate. all ofap these issues and you wonder why is he doing the most commonsensical thing, because he's trying to make sure the base turns up because he wants to win the election.th the top concern for americanss about immigration is the concer about people coming across the border illegally and maybe trying to do something like al qaeda. there was ans an interestingte exchange yesterday with congresswoman in which she saidd the undertonere from your side t that p people are breaking intot the country.ry i don't think people are i

breaking into the country illegally. which is fascinating because really you don't think that? or do you think that everythingh that's happened at the border is okay? think that then let's have that debate going into the election. thithe last thing i will say is this crisis is the mostt preventable crisis in american history. the executive orders that he put in place in february of 2021 are the exact same ones that he could do again right now but he's choosing not to and we i don't know what's in his headhe except for i think it's. solidifying the base. >> you know, the fbi seized something like enough fentanyl in the last two years to kill 270 million people.n pe what is wrong with biden?ou >> you know, i think what's wrong is the words we are using. you keep calling people threats, people who pose as threats built this country okay? you call them smugglers, they are dreamer importers.

they bring dreamers to the country ancod can we stop callig it 9/11?1? i prefer day where something happened. because that triggers -- the w question is, why did it get to this point? this is where the conflation oft illegal anakd legal immigration takes us. it's a collapse of security. t every timehe the democrats sayts immigrants built this country,fm it deflects from an objective truth which is that illegals are n by virtue of fake compassion and just by doing the math, a tiny percentage of them is still thousands that could be rapists, thugs and terrorists. that's just a fact.e it's math. anfad is not just part of this wonderful rainbow. we have t jua process in place s allow for immigration, which we embrace, but it only works if you disallow illegal immigration e if we get upset about illegal immigration and you call usts bigots than the whole thing falls apart. there will be people who say while the people that attackrica america did it through different means. will that waent s because it was

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a lot of crime now. >> it breaks my heart. >> why? >> because -- protect the citizens. >> what is it coming to? everything is getting worse and closing down. is just terrible. >> some business owners say enough is enough and they are threatening to stop paying taxes until the city addresses the crime wave but i'm sure theywher will find the wherewithal to arrest them instead of the criminals. it reminded me of the hemingway quote, we've been covering a lot of these oaklands stories, in and out burger et cetera, and it's like the quote, when did you go bankrupt or how did you go bankrupt and he says, gradually and thenth all at once i feel like people in oakland will wake up one day and there will be nothing there to go to. >> motley hemingway has some good quotes. [ laughter ]to. >> know but the point is freedow doesn't just go away unless you have a disease to justify it, but it comes in these little bites, school closes, a mall

shuts down, streets become on walkable at night, then on walkable in the day and restaurants move away. freedom becomes smaller for youo and larger for those outside the norms of legal behavior. black elderly women no longer a have a walgreens, but a young white drug addict can shoot up in front of her hard windows. they've got the freedom at theof expense of her and that's the irony of a police state. without police you get a police state.requ freedom requires a measure of safety and security but since george floyd, we allowed the intelligentsia and activists to deem that common sense as racisl i will probably be called racist for pointing that out. you can lame white liberals who claim to be defending minorities and then all of the things that they push, whether it's defunding our whatnot, end up damaging those communities where minorities live, but the white affluent liberal doesn't care d because they don't go to oaklane >> they don't? >> they don't.

at berkeley, the parents have hired their own private security for the campus. parents.ana: >> so judge, is there a way -- like if you were to suddenly have a change of heart in the's das office in oakland, how o quickly would they be able to b sea changes? >> immediately. what we've been talking aboutta here is that there is a small percentage that are repeat offenders, that continuously commit the crime thes.imes as soon as we start prosecuting them, as soon as we hold politicians accountable to change this so-called bailrefo reform nonsense, then we are imm going to see immediately a change. it will not take that long. .honestly, think about it, thes businesses that arare threatenip not to pay taxes, i don't blame them. you and yoi both know the government is going to chase down those businesses for not paying their taxes when they won't chase down the criminals who are putting those businesses out of business and making theme unable to pay their taxes.thei and why is it that the lawth abiding citizen has to change

his or her behavior?ose those people that we just saw, why do they have to change their behavior because some dirt bagtt decides that if you have cash,oa he's going to take it from youoy or makes it impossible for a business to run it's business. you know, government is in thesn business, not of changing our behavior but of changing criminals behavior. that is their job. it is the first order of government to protect the people. whether it's the president who will not stop fentanyl at the border, who could care lesses about pedophiles coming through five sectors this weekend or the democrats who were saying weming want bail reform, we don't wante people in jail, they need to beo held accountable andun only we i do it. >> i think this is why a lot ofc people say crime iris on their mind, and then you have democrats saying but the data shows crime is down. but if you are in oakland and you are seeing all of his happen , that young woman interviewed saying it's not

better here, why is everything getting worse?rote so should gavin newsom get behind the proposition 47 which? is basically the call to changeo all of these laws that allowed all of this behavior? >> i believe because he gaveat i that interview where he said hoo is it possible that you are s allowed to come in and steal five times before you get to the amount. i think there is a change afootd and you saw that in the resultse in thesu san francisco elections last tuesday . i wonder if there's sometten capacity written into their laws or if it could just be implemented to allow these people a snap referendum or a snap special election. cha this isn't about changingle parties, these people aren't up going to wake up and say oh, i'm a republican today, but they arr going to say that there are laws that are negatively impacting l our quality of life. they don't necessarily have other options. it's a privilege to be able towt say i don't like what's going on

where i live, i'm going to move to another state, whether it'ssc for taxes or crime, et cetera. and people are preying uponhe those with l the least amount of options, which is just devastating. so iho hoppee that there's recos for them but i do believe that,s i'm new -- gavin newsom recognizes it and has been speaking about it. >> do you think president trumpp could change somire of their minds?senc if they are disenchanted withe their local government or state government or even joe biden, do you think that he should try to say we have a better way? >> if i were trump i would say there is taco bell in iraq. it stayed open during the war.r. and taco bell shutting down right now in oakland, california. that's what i would say. i would point to specificores stores, whole foods, macy's, bloomingdale's, all of these great restaurants that we go to and woi would get specific becae biden will get tied up in they

crime rate.li nobody cares about the rate. they see the spore that used to be there and it's not theresa anymordde and now they can't eat there and they have to gooc somewhere else to eat and theyaf don't want to go somewhere else because they like where taco bell was or they liked were the whole foods was or they like of shopping at that place. the saddest part is, we always market because -- african-americans and women hardest hit, but in this case it's true. it's all of these inner-city dining establishments an adir shopping establishments that are just vanishing into thin air. >> is there a taco bell that wa? open in iraq during the war? >> yes. >> i just looked it up: ar. >> it was independent.d it >> and so far it hasn't been retracted. [ laughter ]ar h >> all right, ahead better slow down because your car maybeca spying on you. [♪♪] [♪♪] ♪ disrupts my skin, night and day. despite treatment, it's still not under control. but now i have rinvoq.

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>> jessica: a ne >> a new report claims your car could be spying on you. manufacturers are allegedly secret -- secretly selling data who useance companies that information to jack up thea rates onck your bill.t they can track how fast you are going, how hard you pump the brakes and if you accelerate suddenly. some drivers foundso their insurance rates doubled. carmakers say they have permission from drivers to collect data but i'm not reallyh sure that anyone reads the fine print on that one. judge, what do you think about t hithis? >> i think no one will be buying a car from general motors, kia,i subaru, mitsubishi. the whole thing is they gather gatinformation, not if you are committing a crime necessarily or speeding or anything else,e but if you drive faster if you hit the brakes too often, they sell it to the insurance company and then the insurance company hikes your r insurance rates. so chances of me driving a gm o kia or subaru is slim to none. and i get it, we live in aever digital world, everybody knows everything.

and i've got w ttoo tell you, ih i were a prosecutor today.mera between cameras and this digital information and everybody knows what everybody els else is doini mean just turn on the video and send theou jury out for the verdict of conviction. >> it doesn't surprise me i guess. i have no expectation of privacy with that -- privacy with anything. >> wheon in i'm scrolling on instagram and every night unlikn that looks cute, how did thatla get to me? because last night when i wasev scrolling and going through, whatever i bought that night said hey, there's a sucker over there on 57th street, you may want to see if she wants to buy this. and then i'm doing it. so i think we are conditioned to be a little more comfortable with it. data is getting, data is what's being sold. i blame biden. >> good answer. >> thank youse. >> would you like to add to that answer? >> i'm gonna pad big time.esse i generally now drive slow

because i read a book about how driving slow was classier and people without class drive fast. [ laughter ] >> this is not personal. i'm sure you had somewhere to go.o but now occasionallygo when i'm with jesse junior in my car, yos will ask me to go fast and ifan there's really no cops around and i'm in a little spot, i will just got it to about 100 just s he gets a little thrill.ca and now i know that they arego going toin sell that to the insurance companies so i haven' been driving dangerously, i'veeu just been showing my son a good time. there's a difference between dangerous driving and giving my son a thrill.se >> is that your defense? do you think your mom is callint you right now? [ laughter ]>> >> well this is why i wear a disguise when i drive my ev bentley. [ laughter ] >> i put on a big mustache, floppy hair. no, i looked mus -- it's amazin, okay so they take into account,a speeding, heartbreaking, sharp accelerations, this is an attack on men. t

by the wayha, it went over 640 i his trips and it could tell you you drove 7.33 miles in 18 minutes and it will say you have two incidence of heartbreaking.a all you are missing is if you picked your nose or not. it's not whether it's good or j whether it's bad, is just inevitable. we have to embrace the idea thao urwe've lost our privacy, but wk have to look at it as mutuallysu assured distraction. like you know my dirty laundry, i know your dirty laundry. all virtue signaling now will b vise signaling which i've been doing for 20 years. but just let everybody know, the things you do that are bad -- like, privacy is no longer a problem for me. you guys know my intestinal habits. >> i don't wan en it to know that, noow one wants to know that. we want private lives.s >> butli this is like the tiktok debate. getting to know us but we don't

get to know them.t it's not fare. >> it isn't fair. >> thank about it, they can buy the data d from gm. >> up next, greg's other dreamof besides all of us having no privacy. hundreds of toilet paper rolls clogging ucap the highway in california. i've struggled with generalized myasthenia gravis. but the picture started changing when i started on vyvgart. ♪ vyvgart is for adults with generalized myasthenia gravis who are anti-achr antibody positive. ♪ in a clinical trial, vyvgart significantly improved most participants' ability to do daily activities when added to their current gmg treatment.

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bathroom in case? >> i just yell for my wife.el >> what if she's not home? >> i yell for someone else ins the hostto, she has to -- someoe has to be there. >> what if you are alone in theh house like me? >> i don't work and hypotheticals.blam >> i was going to say biden because i can't think of anything else.na. >> a really valid talking points >> sometimes tuesdays are hard for me.t >> i always want to know what brand of toilet paper. >> there's that one brand i can't stand. >> it's like not wiping. -- >> you are on a roll today, jessica. >> nicely done, i tried. >> judge... >> all the toilet pape.r in the world won't cleanup california. >> all right.

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aginterviewed him a couple of years ago on the one, and i retweeted it last night. you can find in myt on my ex posting. i once asked carme an, what's h the best way to learn guitar? >> and he said, it's eas y. >> first, learn to play piano. he wf he would be messy,anyway he was a brilliant, brilliant guy. >> anyway, dana, so thise happened to greg and his mom when he was little, and then it happened to these ducks down in florida. i just want to show you. they slip througe littleh, see e the little ducklings, they slip and h the.he lit oh, the great, great. and then so the fireman had to come ou to thet and get all the little ducks and return them to the mother. thro acc greg slipped through on accident and they helped him get back to his mom. >> mom that was unnecessary to t me in your sick little tale. sicall right, jessica, you cano apologize for your one more thing. no, but one more thing. it's fine. i'g i am not even usin the you go girl next, because i know it irritates everyone.

>> now it should be over b. but you go, girl.'t oh, it's national working moms. say i didn't know to know they e going to do that. it's very cute. this day recognizes hardworking mother working s. woman' founded in 1983 by thes american business women's association to highlight need the need for support systems that allow women to excel in bot ph their professional and personal life. >> i think all moms workrk.. i don't think they need to go to an office to be considered working. ye >>s, i apologize if that's a bad thing. whatever. the i think being a stay at home audiis the hardest job and i genuinely think that i'm not even pandering to the audience. >> jhould ha have weda should have a day for all women. >> we do not all helpentine valentine's day ye'st. e four yeah, well, too bad anyway.th hd okay. have you ever been on the fourth hole and had this happen to you? wow.os okay. better. hundreds of kangaroo wasralia. interrupting a golf game in australia and they pounde ina the in the sand and apparently they pounded a ball in the

sands, too, right there. >> and they weren't very happy. >> the.>> jes you had some more things lately. go to animal ones. yeah. >> that's the fourth hole. yeah. jesse.book >> well the record said often that i'm discouraged by it as many of you know, my book is coming out in one week. exactly. get it togethe r. on the 19th, i was just told someone else has a book coming out on the 19th, and they'reconr going to be competing against me. >> and i'm a little concerned, guess who has who habook dros ag the same day as i did? >> kill me. now, who?i'm up the pope. oh. oh, i'm up against the pop a pon i people. different demographics. yeah. you're more popular. are you serious? she has fans in africa, souticah america, australia. >> you're on the air. you wrote the foreword. for us. have a great night. welcome to jesse watters primetime tonight. you say it