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to quarantine. measles more contagious than covid. coet oferts say the vaccin is very effective and most of us have been vaccinated. ha is riskys soccine for pregnant women and babies. we've got about 100 people who have bee aboutn moved to a hotela hote at an undisclosed location where they need to quarantin ae and the last numbers we got outf of the cdc come from march the seventh, and they say that about 45 people nationwide have measles, but that is before the new cases popped up in chicago. re n casesjohn all right.ean: t thanks, mike tobin, good report. how about a background checkha k health check and a means test before anybody comes out of the countr meansanyoney? e just a thought. all right. that's all the time we have left this evening. as always, thank we haveisevenir us. thank you for making the show possible. please set your dvr and never, ever set miss an episode, but not your heartbeat trouble. greg gutfeld is next. >> put a smile on your face. have a great weekend. works
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pyramid. fo calls her footstoolreat. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world jarvik ira year.s so right before we get to some news stories, let'st this >> briggs left me. >> yeah it's leftovers whered i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, weekend it's my first time reading them. so if they , will beat joe mackey to deat talk h with e waters. >> hairpiececkey t weighs £80. all right, now, billionaireannon announced plans to build titaniceldc two. >> in a similar story, a joe biden is for a second term . once again, the president asked if he was allowed to takeallo questions during the campaign stop. then his staffwe tak immediately
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hustled reporters out of the room in their defense. visiting hours were over. yeah. nice. a georgia judge has ruled that fannie can stay on the trump case, but only if she fires former lover nathane o wade. >> so it appears it appears she's still screwing him at play on words, america. >> deal with it. a new booking tool allows travelers to avoid flying on boein g 737 max planes. boeing ceo said if anybody hass complaints, his door is open. yeah, dylan mulvaney has debuted his first music video for a song called days of girlhood. >> at least one music fan says
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loves it and elon musk abruptly canceled don lemon's show after taping one episode. >> so if don's looking for wor ,i could always use afoot new foot, rest. it's what joe mackie does in the daytime. 57-year-old mike tyson sanc return to boxing in a fight not sanctioned by the ibf, wbc or wba. o we're still waiting on the aarp . arkansas has banned using a gender neutral marker on itsei driver's licenses. anyone worriedce they'll have to prove they're female with a physical exam have been told arn the bringing in an expert. a canadian supreme court faced
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criticism for calling a femalecs rape victim a woman insteadd of of a person with a. the firen , the judge fired bac, saying that every canadian knows that when they see ble one man. mcallen, texas, named as the most obese city in the u.s.. the usathe mayor of michael din this, saying the city is just big . saudi arabia's first humanoid robot inappropriately touched a femalea's, which makes me wonder, could this be theof beginning of the are to metoo m movement. meanwhile, saudi arabia alsoemae introduced its first female robot at the cost of the burqa.
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one on one. yeah. oh man. a man who spent 72 years living in an iron lung has passed away . >> in lieu of flowers, his family asks you send wd 40. yeah, you sure did. the other one. >> an elderly woman to disney hr world to celebrate her 106th birthday. birthday was still in line for her 107th birthday. oh. >> monica lewinsky is now the head of a marketing campaign for women's t hea dresr or as bill calls them, targets . can't one time man one time. sunday is st patrick's day
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where it gets that's wherebranta celebrants are encouraged to practice age old customage-ol of simultaneously vomiting and d by a parke ud car. finally, according to a report, nearly 30% of gen z women identify as lgb. d th q and that figure goes up to 100% whenever their approached by this man. he doesn't know. yeah. now to the news. >> would you like ranch oryou li blue cheese with your deep frieked? true. while they eat steaks, the elites want eating snakes as they want it. that climate change threatens to incinerate earth. >> the global geeks have stumbled upon something new to eat. snakes jumbl a new study shows python farming could offer one of mos the most sustainable sources of meat in thece world? yes. sustainable. the code phrase for tast ye like
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an old man's armpit. but why pythons, you ask?u ask? good question. imaginary person. well, scientists good que point outs can su pythons can survive extreme weather. go without water for long periode ers of time and seldom contract animal viruses like bird flu, swine flu, oru swin covid-19. none of these points you see have anything to de fl co with w delicious snake meat is, which is probably why they survive. even other animals find them disgusting. they also grow extremely fast and have a smaller carbon footprinso g t than traditional meatrces sources like beef or pork. well lik, they have no footprint because they they're not only feet. but i guess a smaller carbon footprint means snakes at leas far less. or at least they're good at blaming it on alligators. tl apparently, python farming is already happening in parts
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of asifarming peninga, quote, is reth a cultural precedence eating reptiles and food when where food securityingl is increasingly compromised through the impacts of global challenges such as climate change. ptenent safe safe, flexible source of protein. so there you have it. the elitblef prote say it's timr snake it back. >> yeah. so you now hear that theres are snakes on a plane. it just means having more snakoe options wasn't bad. yeah, but once again, you havew' the world's experts telling you that the globe is in grave danger. and here's what yos tellinu thad it. >> and it's only that they never would d it's alo. at eat insects, eat snakes, give up their private flights to davos heir. >> aspen.shou we should feed them to theld pythons. yeah fo the python, i. although i doubt they can unhinge their jaw enough to swallow gore.
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but because better than you orey me, they're exempt from their own advice. instead of lettingare ex fro mes let them eat snake while they gorge on filet mignon, their gulfstream g 500. sorry. i think eating snakegus should be like marriage. you should only do it when you're backed into a corner with nt wh into o options. thank you. plus, things can alwaysbeliev go wrong. >> i believe we have video of an unfortunate mishape weo o yeah. i'm outside in the shop with my pants down>> my . on the i was taking a notice of money on the floor and i looked out over the. >> it's like in here with me without the snakes supposed to knock. that is your problem. all right. you know, you've been all thet world. but enough about the bedroombed wow. how do you. welcome to the show. >> and we're talking about snakes, too. e were. u the fire now have you ever seen snake?
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would you eat snake? at snaker? o full stable i would, definitely. i want to know what snake wou tastesld like chicken. does it really take body? yeah, it tastes like chicken. okay, so it's.heal it's just no better at all.his it's. it's dull chicken.is di to know. yes, i would try it.co of course. of course. i'm not going to eat it. only iurut if it not tastes lik in order to have more farms, you need more farmer s. rmer right? that want to be snake farmers? yes. and i have yet to meet anybody that would like to gather up hundredsd li, hundreds of snakeh and then have them breed more snakes. >> i kno morew i'm saying right here, but you don't want to be a part of hundreds of snakekes. >> okay. that's some people would say you're not normal.u have okay, you got their names? i th is it? greg is a great me. feelk it like it was greg.g. people say i'm a python farmer when i'm doing bicep curls>> pe no. well no, no.
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david.he wait. now i want. you wore the short sleeves. yeah. shortsleeve so can tellyou can. it's spring. it's spring again. e fancy being the south. is snake what they serve at the fancier restaurantits? rket p you know, like. oh, look, it's snake. and they always say market pricesri, but, you know, you got to get it because southern people are smart because you can raise hogs and you can i raise cattle. and if a hog gets loose or a head of cattlef th gets loose, you got people who can handle that and get hog or the headcate of cattle back to where it belong whes. but some crafty python is going to slither intoe the pond and take up residence behind your house. and then take up all of a sudden the neighbor's dog is missing. >> yeah. and then your dog is missing, is and then cat's missing. missing
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>> like cats missing. >> and then you've got one, liv two, three pythons living in the pon d are like 100 plus pounds and 19 feet long. i'm talking about the florida hm everglades. >> mm-hmm. a little history there. i knew she didn't know cat. itknow you'd eat anything long as it's in the form of a soup. f so, like a cobra, a burmesea bum broth, a python pureese? i do i don't like puree. no, i don't like anything puree or bisqu e. >> i like to be. i like to chew a little. yeah. the audiences, like, i remember that. heudienci always ask, like, i wa really disappointed to order potato soup the other day.e an it was like a puree. i don't want a warm smoothie. i wa ws thinking chunks of potatoes. i was really disappointed. you like heartg abouy? i d
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i do, yes. yes. and i like and i like to put a lot of saltine crackers in it, which are not really very good for your. seem to eat, i guess, everywhere, right? i don't have the best of fine motor skills. but anyway, is there a question? anyw there questio, i.t depend you just ask you if you do. but i like the soup. endent gis exactly. what? depends how good the soup is. if he said. if i sai i d what you think of thenoodle the snake noodle and they said it was delicious, then i might, i might try it. but if they were like it's, you know, sustainable, i'd be like, what are you talking about? ab, that yougot yeah think i don't eat? >> i eat because i want something that tastes good, not becaus t i wae sustainable. taste i don't i don't want to sustaint my appetite. i want to fill my appetite. they're hardo to, too. oh, i pull skin, you know, little hands harden can't pullnt the skin. >> yeah, you got to just kind of go. yeah pul. . i just started thinking. do you remember when campbell's soup started making those soupes in the red cans? >> i played outside, greg so
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you're clapping only encourages nationwide bullying. the so, guys, you're the expert here. of all >> this is. this is stupid. first of all, the amount of money spent on maintaining themf mo. >> mm-hmm. it will kill you. you stick a cow out in the yardd and get some grass and stuff. the snake has to have a certain temperature. they won't grow. they won't eatut snake as certa. the that you got to keep them. and because they're from a tropical climate. e tropicyeah. you can pull it up in asia where they're from. but if you dofo that in wisconsk snake farming every winter, unless popsicle farm e are reali ca popular, their ain't making it . i guess they're makes. yeah. i breed ball pythons and stuff and can't say at any time. i was like, man, this looks delicious. yeah. soought th again, this is one oy ideas they have. they say stuff on the wall and you're stu gagging. i guarantee you're right. they saw something on twitter about burmesour righ e pythons being invasive species in florida. and they said instead burmese pyng our infrastructure
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so screwed up and routing ships are so screwed uanp, like,he you know what? we can make them eat them. yeah. it's so sustained. but yeah, but you ain't eat not my babies. bleep >> no.ou yeah. around. find out. come get my snakesnd. get all right, before we go,o a quick announcement. i'm going back on toura quic thw summer. come see me live with special guest tom shillue. i loveith spec tom. i'll be in red bank, new jersey, fort lauderdale, durham durham and las vegas. go to g. gutfeld, jacob for ticket info. well, up next, bernie sanders about shorter work weeks. if you'll be in the new york area would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.co m. >> gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. >> so when you get to nashville, hot tenders
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beginning to end. shop now at show allegiance .com and it's coming your way. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. >> he never. oh, he looks like he nevernt hoowers and wants to work fewer hoururs. bernie sanders goes nuts and looks like a putz. s sour video of the day comes m a mysterious old man in washington, d.c., waving his handhe fros and making nois. >> roll it. senator sanders, can i talk to you about the 32 hour workweek? it seems like fox business work it seems like democrats want businesses to be taxed more, pay workers pay their workersha excuse me.. i didn't get to ask the question. okay. thank you, k a qution. senator. want to hold it?
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okay. we held a hearing on a 32 hour workweek because what we have see2 becausn is that over t 50 years, despite a huge increase in workers in productivity, almost all of the wealth has gone to theent top 1% or 60% of theor of peop people living paycheck to paycheck. many of our people are exhausted. we work longerany pe hours of an people in the industrialized world. i think it's time fothe strialid workweek. >> i ask you a question about that. it seems like democrats want >>ion abous li to be taxed more. kate peyser, some pay their worker that's s more. lower prices now will payw people not to workar. know what i would like to see? how were businesses going to survive? that's the question. how can businesses survive? all of those proposals and missed the bezos pays an effective tax rate lower than the average worker. i think we have a real problem with our tax system. nthe avhinkethink that billionas have got to stop paying their fair share of taxes likellionai wow. bernie hasn't been that fired up since he. bow sent a bowl of soup back atbacka
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the deli. lliona he's after billionaires nowir that he's a millionair e, how tothat a change that? answering that question was the hardest he's ever workedng think he needs a vacation at one of his three houses? >> so that was espn's very own hillary vaughn or mrs. peter doocy asking bernie sanders about his proposalblis to establish a 32 hour workweek in the us with no in pay. >> the bill would also reduce bl the threshold those who worke overtime, something sanders has never done has. cours unless, of course, you count that time he tried to comb his hairt. i but it's bernie even worked 32 hours in his life. he push this bill, which promotes employees getting paid more to workemploy less.e but most people just call that working for the governmenht . but do the math. pa 20% the same rate for less work would lead to 20%s we fewer workers. we'd have to cal
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l the five, the four. and that's not how i wantfire waters to get fired. >> i want thank you. i want him to get fired because the public demandsto it. but what dems don't understand is that the real minimum is ze is zero. which is ironic because that'sr how much most of their voters work. >>mo their vo all right. >> dig in. do you ever watch a videoeo and wonder, what does it smell like? >> yesr what, but i get could sm it's a mix of a bad tootakh and aqua velva. i'm i'm thinking just solely bernie breath. yeah. she was so closee breath to her. exactly. that's why. don't get close to me. the of an old comic cootraw is probably i'm thinking raw garlic tryingag increase the blood flow and, then swilling listerine, trying to cover the garlic up.
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and just a word. why? if you get that close to my face, i am going headbutt you in the teeth. i think that's. eet re you're not a man on the street. reporter. poi can't keep you behind a desk for all that. we focus on what? howie saying it. he int this stuffis is saying is infuriating. who? he says it's thefuing you top e most. they also pay the most taxes. the top 1%. and he always says this thing. billionaires shoulend pay the same rate as everybody else. no, everybody elses everybody r the same rate as a billionaire. why does it have to higher? there should go lower. thank one man.
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i mean, i don't believen in taxes, but there's that. i mean, this is a classic story . government getting involved in small business never works out wellsic stor gov. ut but i'm not going to be one oft those people that says, you know, likebe one what?k fo you only want to work four days a week like a snowflake, blah, blah, blahur gross s you know, when my job is this whatever.ar i mean, i work hard. i work pretty much bavery especially since i'm back on tour starting tomorrow. tickets for all shows available now at the real kat timpf. >> com tickelable no. u wh but you know, i just whenever i think of saying like work, i work every day and i justi picture likework hearing me say that while they're, like, shoveling coal. >> yea sho coah. but yeah no. and also he you're right. he totally only starte onld well millionaires the problem when he became a millionaire himself. then all of a sudden millionaires weren't the problellmself and suddem anymore.hing i think it's a good thing to want to make money. i think we should encourage
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people t moneyk weo be.s. exactly. you know exactly, cyrus to catc. jobs are different. e there are some jobs. h.r.. pr actord the ar x think tanks. you can compress work because bu you're not working that much. sut there are some jobse that you can't compress. >> like if you're working in an industry where you have compg ed u p, you're goingal acc to have an industrial accident >>g to fail. re goinid >> yeah. i don't know, bernie with blood flow. he just he just reminded mek hi of like he just took his and his window was closingnd t,e but he and she was like trying to stop him. and he's like, looto stop hik l. yeah. like, i just took i got 20 minutes, like, i got to go. like, i got to go like this. he kept using his hands, like, because he's like, no, not you. i only have so much time. i got to go.
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you have to do on your show. you have to do a whole segment . t he window i don't think anybody's ever talked about that. okay. well evelkout that, what happene guys because you they go toove early and you say they're aten 0 their dinner at seven like to 10:00 to like, we got to go, guys, go. i'm guessing i won't talk about on my tours this summer. already sold out but i'm not just that's bernie. we laugh when we joke. but here's the thing. they're going to ruin the lives of lower incomn eo be americans because they're going to be replaced. because why do i?them m to pay them more and they workor less when i can have an eye catchek ir, i can have an air r your drinks at the bar, i can have a i can have a roboe t do my stuff in the factories. so what they're going to do is, yeahn , you get your three days y off. you can only have to work for now,ou but we don't need you because you're too expensive. the robotsand the robots is cheu outsourcing overseas
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is cheaper. so thercins cheapen you'll have, a huge group dependent on who the democratic party a. nd rob >> and i want to get that saudoi arabian by curve. which one? the broken one. yeah. so that brooker would get caught in the machinery. and then i have a lawsuit. yeah mry ahave a, i don't wear n the assembly line. are you freaking out because you're robots? burger came and someone saw out the robot leg. you never know. like, hey, that's mine. >> pete you know she's married to pete doocy. yeah, i do knog.w. yes. yeah, yeah, i you think do do you think in private momentsyouo home they try to compete like on who had the better medin what moment. >> well, i was actually thinking, do they practice on each otheheyce okay, i'll be karine jean-pierre you ask me. that's how you keep a marriage fresh. yeah, i'll bernie sanders in the hallway.
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maybe a little. a little role that's spicy. exactly. you wear the sanders wigrs wig. i don't brush your teeth for three days. the american mak. i mean, i feel it got more garligac. oh, that's about all we need and to talk. don' except. oh, i don't even have to ask you a question. t haveyotionall up next, a branp for the most infamous ship cops is back on nation, the only place to watch new episodes watch is defenders of justice take down masterminds. i come from a long family of mechanisms, new episode tonight on fox nation and coming soon cop spring break down for spring break please make scrolling you know you guys are 21, right?
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