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. yes. everybody. happ yes. all right. tuesday, tuesday, everyone.iron so environmental activistsment t are pushing to make it legal to turn human cadavers into, compost. now, after all, it's okay to turn them into presidents. >> terrible joke. in a recent post on abc's keith olbermann expressed hope that donald trump gets wantssinated. although if trump wants his career killed, he should hire olbermann's agentd . >> where is he? lawyers for donald trump say it's impossible for him to post the $460 million bond imposed by a state> why yo. after all, this is new york.dgef if he wants to be releasedte without bond, he should try killing somebody. new data from the fbi claims that the us crime rate is dropping. let's look at this graph while
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stab you.making >> a florida bartender is making headlines for her. $30 hurricane shot, which is aad shot of liquor by a slap in the face. i don't know whi why not just by an $8 shot and tell some chicks he's fat? a sexist would say yes. i that joke. a >> organizers of the 2024 paris olympics announced they will be distributing 300,000 to the athletes. perspec >> but with respect to the french tradition, they'll continue their ban conditi on h. >> governor kathy hochul said the state will provid e i love new york glasses for wille aprilolar eclips 8th. hochul said it's important for residents to weas r protection o their eyes don't end up liketh thisis variable.
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n illegal immigrant from lebanon at the border admitted he's a hezbollah terrorist. >> coming here with the hopese of making a bomb. see, since joe biden. no more complaining about things not being made in america. oh, lizzo says she wants to become a supermodel, s to but instead of a plus size model, she'll be a multiplicatione supermod size m cnn will begin airing reruns of real time with bill maher after negotiations broke down with barney miller. finally, the role of james bond is british actor aaron taylor. if he wants it, he's the perfect guy to play it undercover. >> secret agent. since no one's ever heardunderc of himov. >> still, some critics prefer to hire a woman, especially one with a real license to kill. . >> all right, let's do the monologue. that was sort of fun. so is a person woke because u their brain is broke or is itbes
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the broken brain that's driving them insane? brokebraiaccording to a finnis, people who express woke beliefs have muc finlah instances of any and depression. that's according to the scandinavian journal of psychology. and if anybody knowsto the sndia being moody, it's those guys. >> so what is woke exactly?t well, you already know by now it's inescapable. like a in brian stelter's car. >> but this study listed a fewa core beliefs which all summarize here in br. r if whites have a higher incomesn than blacks, it's always due to racism. >> but then again, what is it? and you better not blame our city's public schools or you'll be forced to wrestle this school. reading lists have must have fewer white people on. >> true. who wants to read lord of the rings when you can read? >> not he or she. i mean microaggression shouldals always be confronted. true. i'm reminded bnted of this one y time someone mistakenly says
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i'm only five, seven, or trans women who compete in women'swom' sports. actually helping women's rights and female athletes can enjoy those rightssports angnd femal p wake up in the hospital. >> and we must alwaye hospits as color of people's skin more. c all they can talk about.r well, that and the pronouns for their cat. >> a member of a privileged group should never adopt cultural elements, a less privileged group. and that's probably news to this guileged g news y. y an and, well, this guy, the author of the study, says the most surprising thing to him was, g n the gender divide. three out of five women think wokeness is goodide divi, but oy one out of seven men. that's quite a divide. assuming even recognize the difference between women and men. mayb thee a society we're lettiy women down by encouraging them to chase the woke stuf w f. i'm sorry. i meant people with. i apologize, but it' pologizesembrac meditating on this difference. wokeness is embraceded by way
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more women than men. but do you know what else womene more than men. men self-harm. i mean, they love maroon five.hs but what is wokeness? if not self-harm? have you seen the mug shotst sef of antifa. the bodily destruction reflects a mind in turmoil and.a woma now we see their beliefs in action. a man murders a woman and the woke are outraged by the names you use to refer to the murderer. >>e that self-harm. the woke cheer. a man who beats a woman literalle wo whoy a female spor. that's self-harm. the woke defend mutilation of children under the guise of gender health. >> that's self-harm. p you want to defund the police, abolish prison, allow criminals to walk. how is that not self-harm? well, it's no longer self-harmrh when it harms the rest of us too. >> so does wokenesf uss make people miserable or miserable? people gravitate towards wokenesse . >> maybe it's a two way street. one in san francisco littered
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with meth pipes, hobo turds and unsold. s49 or a super bowl champos a t-shirts. >> but it would make sensendse the mentally unwell would flock toward a movement that vindicate ill s their.g their it's easier just in the m. llengem to be a victi challenge your hopelessness by simply tryingrss i sim. t an but bring this up to a democrat and they make excuses for the woke. e excur the woit's not all of u, and they're right, but they take it personally are cor. perhaps because like any illness, it's an extra sensitive topic.e family if it runs in the family, everything that should make them happy makes them crazy. and they want everyone else to be as miserable as they are. >> they hate success like i hate children' hate s still, e sympathy for the woke. and like those boys i chloroformed, i hope someday ey'll come to their sensesope s so what do you say to the. well, here's what i said on the five. back in 1988, i was an unemployed white guy living at home with m wasy mom.
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>> i was miserable. yet i still got up everyl morning, sent out resumegos and applied for jobs. i took long runs and i hit the gym. ns andi in classes and tookpart whatever part time job i could. and when-tim i wasn't working.g i kept mailing out resumes. ly 1000 probably a thousand totf after one long, brutalte year, i finally got a job acrosstr the country. i moved from sunnyy moving fromd allentown, pennsylvania, in the winter a for 22 grand a year,r n and then my life took off. ine f now imagine if i were not a white male, but a black female i in thatnemploye same situation, being unemployed and with no prospects. what would no prcts wh you that i do? >> the same exact thing. what do you think this is?e a racist society or not? the same practices. >> try hard since the woke offer. no solutions except resentment. workonly recourse is to dotionsx works. try hard and to realize that it's nos, try ht a societys holding you back. it's you.
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what he wears to is because time is money. shark tank star kevin o'leary. he doesn't do math. that's just face.dam hu comedian adam hunternt. you've seen her whenever. play a game of hangman. "new york times" bestselling author and fox contributore la catherine. the last time he did a cannonball in the pool te. they found a swimmer in france. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion darren kevin during my wonderful monologue and thann duringk you. i gave advice to the woke, which i believe is no different than you would give to the un. woke. does would giv that make sense a what would you say if you were if you had an offsprinyg was
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woke? >> i must say one ofo co the reasons i love to come on the show is i learned something. the is i wokeness was when you couldn't sleep at night. >> and i just learned somethingi today. this is amazing. i've ignored that whole narrativ e. y mone i don't understand how you make any money with wealth. po. , what's the point >> bad waste of time? yeah, that's it. yeah, but what happens with somebody believes that it is an important part of their lives. what do you sas when body bely to them? a i say get a job. yeah, i. some taxes. yeah. you won't be woke anymor tes e. just like that. boom. i always say this. you know what yot boomu? find is everybody's a little nuts until they get a job and they paythey get pay . they get paid their first paycheck, and they look at it, you go, wow, i pay a lot t of tax. i don't like iaxt. and everything starts to go in a different direction. what goes oufferent t the windo? >> and it's exactly what i said. can't sleep. that is true. you know, as a depressed comedian who looks like he owns a skateboard shop. >> yeah. someb >> can you relate to someone
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who is well. do you know people who areelodkl ? i know a lot of people. and they all need therapy, which is not a bad thing. i'm in therapyy tha. my therapist is like, i wanto you to live every day like it's your last. i tried that. liket no have a really bady credit, but i just think if you're always looking to be miserabli thine, you're gonna be miserable, you know? >> and they just. everything offends them. they change the word garbageanga man to garbage person, which sounds even worse. wha yeah. like, what do you do? i'm a garbage person. i'm a huge piece of doesmean. m and then, like, you just. you can't call it like iet, is like joe biden couldn't call someone an illegal immigrant murderer. like if dahmer was around today, he'd be a guy with an eating disorder. yeahlike. ommentar and it's as as a comic, like. as y you said, it's hard because this is going to be comedy if one people get their d way and 20 years later, like why the chicken cross the road ? like, i'm a vegan n and i'm forn jokes about chickens. funny, you know. shright now you're chicken shaming, you know, um, so 100% . yeah. kat, what do you think when you hear this? when you heard thit did yos, do
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you think that, uh, being mentally unwell or depressed, anxious leadsng wok to being woke, or do you think wokeness creates that? >> or do you think it's a mix of both? it could be a mix. i thought about it a little differently, though. i thought about, you know, my my some of my own mental health issues and how thingk wa that's always helped me the most and i wrote a whole seens to y it was having a sense of humor. right. and something really bad happens to you. if i wasn't able to havesn't see of humor, i would have been institutionalized several times throughout my life because i can laugh at that stuff. >> but i think that peoplei in thithins category generally the same people that are saying, oh, you can't make jokes about this, you shouldn't joke about that. so okess or they probably are closf to a lot, a lot of that kind of thing. so fot for me, i think that that would be i that would be a disaster for me emotionally if i do that. yeah, you made me think it's like they probably you joke around with your friends and they don't have friends to joke with. >> but also, if you if you ifyoa you say you can't joke about a certain subject jot, it makes er
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scarier than it already is. >> that is true. is.y, you know, tylready was part of this idea that i wrote about from talking to youu or maybe was listening to you on the show about the advice that you woulding to o give anyd which is basically uniform across the boardcally it no matr what they what color they are. do you remember that comment? well, yeah, i don't accept no. and get used to failure. it kind of goes hand in hand. but i look at it as completely different than everyone wokebu n is comfort food for being the ft first living in the first world. mm-hmm. you just create becaus u juste. there's no need. i diknow, i didn't go get jobs becaust jobse. i wanted to work at arby's. mm-hmm. stomach cramps, missh cr hungerv yeah. putting a vcr and wonderincrg i the neighbors found out. yeah. the extension cord running from your windotherd is ruw to their' is theirs or not will inspire you to get off your inspire ano wash dishes. because it was a need i didn't e like being poor, so i went and got a job. and then i got a little bit of money and i was like, a bmono
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i had a lot of money. so i would i get five or six joo or do whatever you had to do to get to that point. weodo t so comfortable. mm-hmm. when you and your kids will do n't you, they will create. when we were little, it was like, i don't want to go to bed tonight. dad, the boogeyman is underdtot my bed, so i have to stay up late and sleep with you and mom. becaus bed s mm-hmm.as not obviously, that was not my house. because if a man was at my house at night, it was m s in. what's going on?robb we're getting robbed. so because i didn'edt have augh] father you knew. >> so to, see this? it's what it is, is i'm notch competing. i'm juooses choose not to. put so i don't have to. but since you want to pressure sinco pressu. this is why i'm not. because everything's racist. weacist yo can't argue that everything's sexist. you can't argue that when ouw, they grew. and then they're victims. then they're virtuous victimirts who have survived. i have overcame all this stuff. and then you're likel this your sent you to private school. yeah, like your first car was new. >> yeah. like, are you in jordans?
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so, obviously, mom and dadf yo have taken great care of you. so that's what this is. what to me is more like comforut food for not want to get outt of of the nest. you just create problems that youu create can't. and then eventually there the problems go away when you when's you want when you wal to change, then all of a sudden they fix it. it's very, very convenient suddk have been doing it for years. we just used to them oroutside. they can go play outside. >> yeah. i'd like to do both. all right. up next, will leticia make good on her threat and force trump into debeb forcet? >> if you'll be in the new york area, like tickets to see gutfeld. go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the lin our studio audience. drw 80% of womenscue dee are struggling with hair damage are struggling with hair damage just like i waner, dryness and frizz could be damaged. hair that can't be tamed. moisture. new pantene miracle rescue deep conditioner was first of its kind mounting probe pearls locks into moisture to repairsii six months of damage in one wash without weighing downenokia guaranteed or your money back for resilienc know, ye heay
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james the hyper partisan new york attorney general who wo newn political office vog to take down trump is weighing her options against the former president if he can't post a nearly half billion dollar bond in a aa fraud case. while he appeals, trump's attorneys say he hasn't been ables attorn to security $464 mn appeal bond calling it a, quote, practical impossibility. you know, like getting a fair trial in new york city, as his legal team argues, a bondat big that requires cash reserves of nearly $1,000,000,000, somethinshveg that's totally unprecedented. the fact is he can't just print money. ent the government, which inflated the money supply like it was. y li. kilmeade, girlfriend so now the big question remains if next mondayay's to pay, doest it get paused or he doesn't pay, what will happen? letitia could take his retail and commercial holdings in the iconic trump toweretaid, evenn e seizing the delicious taco bowls from the trump tower grilowls frol and. that's a moral plus. his beautiful, gold encrustede s three storey penthouse. theoretically, she could also try to up mar-a-laghouse sho
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and without having to use blm donations. then there's the possibility trump may have to sell off or mortgage his properties. it's gotten so bad he's evenreae reached out to tom selleck. so in short, trump hate trump haters are blood thirsty for his financial demise, and they'll stop at nothing to end himseop, even after evens going after his own home. but who knows? ow bute he won't need it whena he moves to a new residence in a few months on pennsylvanira avenue. adam, what do you make of this ? >> i just think it's crazy this what we're focusing on when, like the border is less protected in the can. his r is les and a lot of kids i it's just crazy that this is how they're trying to beat him i mean biden's the swing states he's winning the state of dementia. yeah and it's just i mean, i don't understand what he's being accused of.
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>> like a lot of people overvalut ofe their like i tolde my axios, they're all tensnds. they were easily seven. so you knosilyw he was inflating his assets. that's every girl in california. yeahvery gir it's just i don't n i don't get it. i don't get it either that's what say you know what i don'tai get it like when i read articles about this, it doesn't really make that much sense. >> yeat doesn'enseh. >> and i think that's what that's what's tough about it too. is that it? is it hard to understand? it is convoluted. it is complicated, but also it is thaocatet big world, right? n the unprecedented everything is unprecedented nowadayprnowadw but nobody really does know what's going to happen. that's tha everybody's just guessing. and it's really hard to say because so man y people'se co opinions of it are coloredw with how they feel about trumpai because they really are nothing else to color with. it's never happened before. almean, it wouldyppened bit wouy insane of actually all of his people that the new startedr seizing his properties. no, it's crazy. but like, could that actually
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g: it's ? ause i don't know because these are unprecedented times. yes. and i didn'te unedented mes. tht get this far. >> tyrus. oh, i did. yeah. thay . >> so they they made it impossible. hmm. which if you take this if you take trump out of this, this is any american citizen. or if you took thi 30s back 30 years, we a different word for they useusedd to it impossible e black families to get loans to buy homes no matter how good their credit was. they used to do things like this. so we know this is not new.ing af it's just they've targeted and now they've gone after one particular individuateiculao every person in here who owns anything, whether it's a car or you're you r on your head,concer should be concerned by this e what's the they don't like him. she doesn't like him. a judge gave an astronomicaln't number that were they weren't even crimes when a bank this is somethingnk -- i' that i've r heard from another bank. we would love to do business anote're l. murdoch. i've never heard that.rd so the fact that they're willing to go to court and say that againtt th should have been again, it just goes back to laws mean nothing when a the narrative is bigger and they're just going to go after maybe what mr.ll g. l
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i don't know. i'm not a financial divide. i'm not charles payne i don't pretend to be one. n't pret but i don't know, maybe at the next rally, maybe a go fund me page be done. you know, i'm saying like we the people will pick up. i don't know. we'll pick up 40% of it, right. t or somi got five or ten i cano on it. you know, like, i mean, maybe that's the move becaus be. possb >> they're going to just raise the bar. you keep raising the bar. so it's impossible for him. yeahle. and it's funny how there are no victims in this. what d >> kevin. d and what does this do to new york if you're going if are you're a businessman and you can see that this can happen b, would you be willing to invest in a place that will just decide politically who you're going to punish and actually reverse engineere rules that don't apply, that don't rule? in this area >> yeah, this law wast was actually used decades ago to stop people from overchargingus for refrigerator, and it's been applied here in a unique way. >> i've weighe n workedd this narrative this week with a fair amount of friction, but from a completely different perspective forget about trump.a doesn't matter. forget about the a.g., she doesn't matter. thesn'tmatter te people be gone8
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years. what what remains is this case ,this law. and so think about america. why is it the numberk about bec one economy on earth? because it attracts capital from everywherracte elsm the safest place to deploy money? if you have trillions of it in sovereign wealth, is the united states of america. whthsovereigy? we have courts. we protect property rights. tesg the courts here give you an appellate opportunity. you always get to appeal ife you think you were done harm. harm happening here now this is harming the brand and the whole world is watching. and i'm just putting out my hand saying, why is this good for us? yeah, why?o what are we doing, let alonew new york? you don't want to purkt here til this actually settles down. what people are looking for in institutionalally set capitae i work and we're all talking to each other every day, they're saying to each other, when are the adults coming? when will there be adultss case supervision in this case? because these kids have gone craz they at night at a party
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with no parents around and they're hurting thingthat m that makes this country great if you're an entrepreneur. i meanak count it's just it's just unprecedented. cr i mean, it is just crazy and it's got to stop. i if i were in the white house, this may sound absolutely nuts i would intervene and say, okay, that's enough. >> we're tellingokays people ad the world, don't bring your money here because we're we're just crazy and it's bad. yeah. now let me hypothetical chartetl tank. s i'm uncle sam. i walk out, i go, hello, sharks. tank saye you douc this. prior to this product i have here called america, how would say i'm sorry, i'm out. i would say, let's fly over new york and let's go to north dakota, oklahoma, montana, westa virginia. they're not crazy there. and that's where money's going right now? big projects because they sit down with the governors and they say, look, are you going to steal my assets? the courts protect assets. they don't stealis.
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and that's what's happening in new york. they got things screwed up. some of you didn't get the memoe here and it's real bad now you say this stuff and everybody says, oh, trump this, trump that, nothing to do with trump, that doesn't matter. this is abouat doesntet and this is broken. yeah , you know, i think i have to go back, though, to like, i don't know, 2015 whenas everybody was predicting pr a mobmp would act boss, they were just predicting their own behavior. >> yeah. you know, because this is a mob action. all right. up next, why didn't pro athlete care sleeping on a bed filledepn with air? >> the race for the gop nomination is coming into focus. it is super tuesday. any moment now, president biden will be announced on the house floor. sit down, sit down. it is chaos here in southern israel is being used as an base . we want to show our viewers what'sappening in eagle pass.
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or log on to roof maxed call one 877 one 4003. >> now, should we be concerned tonight on should webe c be concerned? >> a multi-millionaire nba player blamecerned anbs poor pes on the fact that he's been sleeping b on an air mattress. this is deeply concerning, cat because, the 25 year old nba star deandre, 1888. and thank you welcome. he gets paid $32 million a yeard and he hadn't bought a real beds right? sleeping on an air mattress. ab about men.t say >> well yeah i don't what yeahaa ,i know.ques that was a loadetid questionon. are you a jumper? oh. oh i did. when i. when i. when >> whed er i live with a guy after college for a little bit and we slept on a raft for a while.
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>> what's his name? huckleberry finn. i'm not going to say his name. y >> he's dad. oh b, but i think i also i havev slept on air mattresses for extended periods, diamond yoga mats and other things. but that's because i didn't have moneygs but t . and i really think we should be concerned. to answer your question about this, whether it's if this is true it is an alarming,g alarming lack of resourcefulnessck o. plague. you don't even have to get thee bed. all you have to do is mention that you don't have one wil and someone will be like, here you go, let me show you this thing. ego t methe internet. es >> and you just put your your address in and your credit card and they'll send you a beda yo you don't have. you don't have to go anywheru da you don't like it. why another one? you make $32 million a year. you know how you're not going to need more money if you're sleeping on the groune md and you can't do your job. >> i used to remember going to mattress. g on >> do they even going in and just sitting on a bed or is i wu
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one by the side of a trashld can with the two bed? >> should we be concerned? tyler no, listen, you you guys are like, you guysconcerne are g this all the wrong way. >> i thought i was worried about this brother for good reaso the n. he was in beautiful phoenix, arizona, playing forarizon a championship, and he was traded to portlanda r a. >> he refused to unpack how he got. i was like, i don't want to be here. i'm not buying a bedto or gettig i don't want to be here. how do i get outt wa of here? and he's pouting and he's and he's trying to force to look at him. he's sleeping on an air mattress. let's trade him and partner with like we're treating you.eag so then after a month of doing this, then y the trade deadline hit. i'm stuck here for the rest of the season. how do i get outth of the of here? his agent said.s ag you're going to have to play really well to getensaid out of. and all of a sudden, lo and behold, he's 29 points a game, 15 rebounds, so i can get my up out of portland. i'm not mad at him. if fox traded me. fox to fo trea
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in portland, i will be on air mattress. do you crosss every time?ever v whatever portland field venue they have me on, i'den me on be' yes, whatever, man. you got to do what you got to do. somebody yo what me to tennessee give you the hell out of portland. nobody wants to be in portland. of ptland tthat is it? >> you know what? once again, you bring truth to a mysteriou>> gres story bece with like $32 million, you could afford it. le mattress filled with taylor swift'lor swifs. well, i don't know, but i don't think he could actually. >> i mean, i think that'd be a actually a lot. unfortunately. d >> yeah. and i do think this is sad, but i think it'd be a lot more expensive. would we be concerned? i don't know about this because if you'v've been lookingt wh at what's going on with mattresses, all the specialty mattressesaton w, they're really expensive. >> maybe this guy's just frugaeg and he's looking at the prices maline saying,'t i don't want to spend $25,000 for a mattress. i'll just stick with what i got . i'll just blow this thing upto and sleep on it because i want to save my 32 million.
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i can make 5.5% on that. thati need a bed. maybe i need some sleep once in a while. i'll figure it out laterce. wh' >> what's 5.2% of 32? pretty good. you know, i got get so much, i'd i got to get a calculator, but know, i'd rather have thatdb than sleep. >> hmm. that's probably what he's thinking. i don't know. hei think tyrus might be on to something? adam, you sleep on the street. it's true. and i to blame my bad performance on an ai?r mattress as well. you know, it's just. i mean, $32 million. he should have an airside check that he could sleep on,k yo but he's also seven foot. thank you. >> he's also seven foot, 215a pounds, like two or £50. like, what is this, the macy's float? eyou know, like, how big is it? and it's in portland, which is it probably came with a giant tent. yeah, it had three guys doing flannel on it, you know, so, i
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yeah, i don't know. i just it, it's crazy. agai you got to blame inflation. yeah. nicely done. bide biden's inflation. you knowns, i do think, though, my theory is that he's just a dude. >> you need women. if women didn't exist, we would >> yr, never, never bought a couch. you know, i've never bought furniture. well, you're not a normaren't ae chick. i've never bought a couch because i was like, how much do i spend? what color d i i fio i. i can never decide. yeah, kennedy just gave me one for free. one time. she was like, you have lawn chairs in your apartment. an adult? maybe he had the same problem, but he can't buy a bed. >> yeah, but he was like, here, >> me . or he able havlauncherr. or he really didn't want to bere in portland. yeaho be, i think he hated s portland. >> fine. the portland? yeah, that. that makes a lot of sensense au actually. >> yeah. you've given the roadmap for everybody that doesn't want to be wherie traded.eeping >> yeah, they just stopped sleeping. but he w be because that 32 million is not guaranteed so that'll change your. oh gua you didn't tell me that.
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get it out. and you go back in the e house with smiles on like the restvery. of us ban up. yeah. wear a helmet. i get it together. yeah. stupid. >> greg: ah. do what everybody else does in your hands. cry and cry in the subwake eve y. that's it. i think this is just all a pr stunt, kevin done. i like it up to 57% royalty in perpetuity. and i'll promote it. i mean, who doesn't like crying this has. >> we got to get behind this.th this could be big. i'm thinking franchiseisfranchit really every city you want to cry in saint louis, you've goo ouist it dallas no problem. chicago even better. l.a., everybodbody criy cries their average cisco. you have a good reason to cry. yes. >> i make more money there thanh anywhere. this is fantastic. i loveis is it.ate to >> oh, i hate to disagree with the shark. yes, but i really do. i totally disagree with you. i think it's a great idea els anywhere else but new york and new york. if you want to cry and sob and have nobody cared y that you're crying, literally just walk on the street. >> but yeah, there might be make money while they're crying. there might be some. i'll give you 2% if you get
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since deleted the postd th and clarified, though, that by saying hope, he meant that trump would be treated badly. e hebut not murdered. >> do you buy that he used to get canceled this kind of stuff? you can't cancel somebody who has no followers, as you'vae said. >> yes. so maybe that's the problem. but here he's getting this thing promoted follo.thm bu. i think the things are a little twisted. i mean, you start talking about killing somebody on social media. >> generally speaking, not good. >> yeah. and often somebody calls you up of hn we lookerlisted at you a little deeper into this. >> we're from the fbi here. hi >> yeah, maybe that was his point, that there might be a possibility a woman might go to his apartment. you know? yeah, i mean, the guy obviouslyo needs to get laid. is that's going to help. the last time he had, dylan mulvaney could still h standing up. i mean h, he's got more misfires than alec baldwin, but it's not just, oh it's not just him,
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though. it's like a lot of theseall people, like, you know, your career. >> that was a good one. thana good 1k you.ou thank you. you're going to get canceled, to eto. >> but it's him. it's de niro, joy bejar, who,eht by the way, i went to india and they love joy. hethey because cows are sacred. that was great. >> and he really did go to india. that's great. that's good. >> you but what did you think of that joke when you were there on the plane back or what cat, you know, he's come after you. >> and it's weird because get the feeling that he probably should be in a mental hospitalshould or what. >> here's the thing some people are calling for to be removedr from twitter for this. >> and i think for him that actually would be worse than what happened. worse yes. i don't think he has much else.e live for. >> but this he doesn't have a job. when's the las hn't have a jobt2
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a w do? i don't know. and he didn't. haon't dd get. yeah. there was no thing that happened. people were just kind of likplt i'm good. >> that's why he was canceled. without controversy, no controvers.nceledy. yeah, it was embarrassing thing ever, because there were so many ways to get canceled. get me too. didn't get him. summer of 2020. you didn't get it was justu can' people were like, we're bad enough and you can't take an any more off twitter. >> there's nobody there right now. oh, i'm there. and that's all that matters. it's good. yeah. you know, but we follow you.ou. please do. thank you. g yeahreg: p. tyrus, what do you think about this? see, i like this is our fault. mm-hmm. yeah. you brought him? yes. this is a retirement home for guys whose career didn't end good. yeah, we just find them now, over. man. you gave them one episode three months ago. you give him the bal al, he's back in the game. and what does he do? he tries to assassinatetfel the president. way to go, gutfeld. stop doing this. anybody like charles in charge
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or somebody from like, the a-team o wants to get a beef on the net? stay out of it. gutfeld is this way. this is your fault. there's 1,000% your fault. you gave olbermann a little bit of air. you haven't air, but you barely looked up because there's no air at all. you can't get anywhere. is a you look at it. a we're looking at his face right now. his face b that he's desperate n attention and i'm willing to give it to him. and you are. himand then you're like, why i. saying this stuff? you m doing this stuff. you're an enabler. you know what you're doing? i am an enabler. it's good for rating you.reg: i this is like a more feminine rachel maddow here. cat, you know that i had a friend who went on a blind date with him and he said it was the most unpleasant experience the ever and this waa a surprise. he talked about himself the entire timed aboute, but het eat pity.. >> did he pretend to eat? he no, he just didn't eat. he just talked about him. did he watch the other person ea pt? >> your friend is kind of weird for doing that. i know. sa, she said it was only one gr: day. was he drinking?
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