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take the a look. >> you're right. i was literally just walking and a man came up to me in theas face. oh, my god walki. it hurts so bad i can't evenn ta talk. literally, i fellkl to ground, d and now this giant goose egg is forming. and i'm like, oh, my god. >> it's so crazy. even reality star bethenny frankel said that she was randomly punched on ad new york city street earlier this year. now, luckily w york, one of the suspects in these cases has been arrested and charge suspecd with assault, but no bail laws in new york and a very liberal court system. all right. that's all the time we have left this evening t system.. r be usank you for being with us. thank you for making this show possible. please set your dvr so por ever, ever, ever miss mis an episode of hannity. let not your heart be troubleday . greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your head, on your tpua smilface. >> have a great night.
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yes. yes, indeed. happy, happy wednesday, everybody. so today is manatee appreciation day. >> so tonight, in honor of manatees, we won't be doing any jokes. >> the view. it's also national day or what first lady jill biden calls the worst of the year.he >> the fairfax county board of supervisors has named easter 2024 as transgender visibility . events will be open to anyone who thinks eggs come outents of roosters. whoopi goldberg interruptedrs the view. >> i lied.
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wimpy interrupted the view to scold an audience member forr recording on his phone after. >> each additional camera adds £10. >> an italian model is complaining that she's so perfect. >> people assume she was generated by a guy. she says the only way she can get men to believe she's a real womasn is by having her do math. sexism. would say yes. >> finally, former president donald trump has endorsed a brand new bible that now sells for $60. everything is the same except for a few change s. >> there's now a casino in the garden of eden. >> turns water into trump wineu and throughout the bible, satan is now referred to as a total loser. all right.
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so here in new york city, the subway system is running a special lottery. >> but unliksubway irunnine my r raffle, it's a lottery that no one wants to win because with random attacks t on the trains rising faster than truth, social stock price ,your chances of getting through the subway system without encountering a raving lunatic are about the same as getting through jesse's book ,the new york subway. >> so dangerous. these days it could be ukraine or even san francisch jesso. or that time i ate taco bell right before my water aerobics clas s. >> so is new york democrat leaders, of whom, by the way, have armed protection details, hold press conferences telling us they feel our painel and praying for the families. >> what they conveniently ignoren are pray is that none os is actually random. it is predictable. lly rand sayit's women faintingn i forget to close my robe
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because it's the policies of these leaders. most of which were forcedf thes through in the wake of george floyd that are directly causinsg of this. it's why today blue cities are all turning red. blood red. here in nyc, the man arrested for the murder of, nypdn ny officer jonathan diller during a car stop d had 21 prior arrests, including multiple felonies. hey dems, i know you don't like the old three strikes rule, yot could we maybe get a 20 rule? e his partner, who was driving the car had 14 priors, including attempted murder. he was out on bail on a gunen charge. i've gotten worse slaps on the wrist from stealing. th culottes, but that's the pair officer diller approached monday night. he wast. 31 years old, a three year cop working in a tough neighborhood for lousy with ae n wife and a one-year-old at home. his accuse year-oldd shooter was suched a committed career criminal, the scumbag reportedlycareer har
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a knife stashed in his, which suggests he may have known he'd be arrested later that night. i meang he, i doubt it was justa because his glove compartment was fulluse. >> but if you can't look at the three players involved in this tragedy and come away feelingiei that our society is getting something very wrong, that alls i can say is i hope nbc is you l paying you well. >> now, earlier day that same day, nypd brass held a press conference, a deployment of 800 cops to the subway to reassure a skittish public that the transit system is safelic at. but what are they going to do? what are they going to do nextwe ? arrest daniel penny again. but their actions turned to begs about as reassuring as a wuhan lab report because long after that, a commuter in harlem was shoved in front of a train a and killed. the alleged perp, carlton mcpherson, is a know tharlemn ce with a long rap sheet and an open warrant for assault. i'm sure that's little consolation to subway riders that the person randomly kills
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you is crazy. the next day, at the very subwa same subway station, a female fare jumper punchedd a attempting to summons her and cop . a breaking his nose that's taking it a bit too far, don't you think? even if it is women's history month, is it any wonder new city's subway riders feelin about as safe as a guest at a gp diddy pool party? >>. still, the worst part of those parties is the music, so. sure. meanwhile, women are taking a tick tock to posts about being randomly in thefaceo face on the street by a perfecta stranger. no word if it's this guy. thank you, joe, for a smattering of appropriate applause, but who cares?seem >> does it seem that our liberal leaders do? and why is that? well, if your doctrine dictates
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this is a racist, oppressive system than any laws stemminracq from the system are equally racist and evil. >> and that means criminalitl y is merely the act of the oppressed. they matter more tha matter mn you. and it's showing in bail, jail and arrest policies. polici any rational attempt at self-preservation is really justonal att racism. sure, the nypd is majority minority and almost its entire command staff is minority and our mayor is black. doesn't matter. somehow the entire system is racis thetem is rt and whitey is everywhere. so much so a minnesota school districta scho is now hiringpern a whiteness superintendent to quote, examine the presencee of whiteness in its system and structuresitenes. that's code for you can punch teachers and no one learns to read. who t's clear we are paralyzed by, malicious idiots who see oppression behind any effort to fightd an to crime. they replace rational thinking with delusional empathy whereemh any efforts based on law and order or self-defense is considered inhumaney on la.
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manic hysteria over race trumps sense. and of course, the unspoken part is who this hurts most? meet jayden perkins, 11 years old, stabbedins death, trying to protect his mom. >> when the geniuses geniuse re at illinois prisoner review board released her violent ex, r despite her pleading for a restraining order, the board denied any r responsibility later. can't let the truth get in the way of decarceration got rid to undo that systemic racism. but then the emails camef out in illinois, governor pritzker, a big bail reformer himself, ha refd announce that the two b members responsible resigned in disgrac e. neede like henry, the ace wives, he needed a couple of heads. so here's the boy's killer. career domestic crosetti brand. do you think the problem is that he neededt kn more education on white privilege? you won't hear a peep ouoret. >> black lives matter for jaden. what are they going to do? build a police stationn whatll
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you just know. sadly, jaden perkins and his mom feltn?know unsafe. and it wasn't from white supremacy, but from a homicidal ex and a system that enabled him. the truth todaem thay, if you dt feel safe, that's on you. it hasn to be otherwise common sense may assert itself and the demsgh would never win anothercs election. >> and appla let's up tax year.n a gallon of advil couldn't beatt this pain. also making money at my business. charles name would call a veterinarian because his pythons are sick. n joeone comedian joe back back she's like a slinky, wiry and flexible and can't go upstairi she's lis. >> "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he uses a surfboard, a shoe horn. "new york times" best selling author and comedian, former nwa world champion ad sounds very
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heavy. >> serious topic today, but it is. i think where i'm coming from is like, what's the point in bringinym com whg stuff up if they know it's happening and they won't do about it?t do well, you're not going to do anything that you're orchestrating. they're the authors of this. >> so and you mentioned bell gel and else, but we mentioned was sentencing. >> i think the first thing we got to do is rip up the sentencing book. i mean, sometime s people comesaul out for assault three years or s two years. you know, it's like, are you kidding me? we need to have really likearil extraordinarily long sentences. >> i mean, extraordinarily long likelo to kind of go in and two years in jail and think like i'm gettinghink a bit bett. well, you didn't come out this time. i'll really you know,d it rob 7-eleven and not get caught, you know, so first and foremost. first anbut the whole thing is orchestrated. it really, really is. and listen, the democrats stay in power by keeping black people uneducated afraid
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and angry. and it's a perfect toxin. x bu it's a toxic mix, but it's been perfect for them. they get the vote. they've been fthem the it for ad and it works for them. >> unfortunately, the victims are blactk people.. but, you know, we don't hav have the so-called leaders. >> whoever it sends typicallyoe is paid off. and, you know, they'veve playede a shakedown game. and, you know, a guy like sharpton will smoke cigars in a. in a five star hotel while folks in saint louis are riding and fighting with police. you knowght with, then he'll go, that kind of stuff. it's -- it's a hell of a cycle p . i mean, i pray we get outget of it. i'm just i'm trying to do my part. i'm going to dout oft i'm o my o rest of my life to try to get out of it, no matter what kind of names oget out nor and arrows are thrown at me. >> because it's -- it's it's been devastatinthrowng we'e have given democrats our lives for 60 years and we've gotcratso to show for it. >> but miser y, joe, must be
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awkward for you being a white supremacist. l. >> yeah, you know what? get in the way. the only jackie. wa >> oh, oh, joe.ing slamming the ammo, playing yourself. joe, i harris. charles. i get called the white supremacist. all the time because of myaciste meticulous dedication to fitness. y is this party is a temple. and i'll tell you what you guysl really sandbag me with this serious topic and the serious nw i've got to dig myself out of it. but to charles's pointe poin, tl a sentencing shouldn't be like baseball. it should be like when i go bowlinikg. you're lucky if you get one strike. but i'll say this. this bowl the weirdest.coming oh, come on, keep up. f everybody are coming back. they're gonna want to hear the. >> another interesting thing is that if you combine duringim state of the union said that crime is down. but what really happened is the fb i changed its crime reporting
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system after 2020 which is kind of convenieneportingt and then they don't accept it. if cities don't use the new format and a lot of major cities don't use the new format st it doesn't get counted. the crime statistics, everything is a bait and switch. great. i means al, i know bail for viot for nonviolent offenders becomes no bail for violent offenders or therapy for the ill criminals becomes just e frontn fronpush someon of a train. >> we're not going to do anything. yes, absolutely. veryn we wl do n very, very asta commentary, joe. >> i'm not just a pretty face. i'm all cat pretty, prettyt pr gloomy topic. gloombut just we almost we try to even avoid doing crime because so somber.we do? >> but what do we do? what do we do. yeah, it's never been a worse time to be a woman who likes to walk around the city listenine n whtog to music and n about her feelings. d aboutit's like becoming natil news is like on tiktok that all on te girls are getting in the
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face on the street, which is crazy because and i've said this repeatedlyh , you thik with all this going on that we see some kind of reduction in the would price to live here? >> yes. who would know? it's s oo people are able to realize it's still the average is almost $4,000 to live in an apartment that's like 600 square feet. to gt $400. so it's like you go out t on the street, you risk getting punched in the fachet e. u but if you stay at home, you're going to want to punch wanth he it's soke small and . you probably have three roommates. >> i just it's absolutelypeople i mean, or you like take the subway. people are scared to take the subway and not for no reason tak . a or you get into a car. like if you want to go one mile, you better have $40itc and 45 minutes. like it's clearlley city is nota working. things are not working. people are noticinre not andg t. >> and something needs to change. you knownd, paris, i'm going thi to be i don't think thiss ev is even a conspiracy anymore,anm
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but i feel like we're in the tear down phase of american capitalism, that there's a there's a revolution in which the radicals are usingthere' ths mask of compassion to undo cor civilized. >> if you speak up, you were considered hateful. if you if you say this is this is not working right, because there's nothing more dangerousgs in this country as an independent man or even wors ae a black man. so the reason why they won't pick guys like us to be leader s is because we lead by example and we're not going to take a check to go smoke cigars, r re a five star ref unless we pay for it. yeah. un we paidd to.ppose but before i get started this, you talk about kindnesks. how dare you, sir? you started this monologue with smirking manatees. i know. i'm sorry. oded okay. in humanity month. and then you met. you said it looks like the view, but that's just cold blooded guy. yeah, i haven't done enough, but this is an uncomfortable subject in general that the only way you're goint thg to be safe is to be on defense.
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which then leads to when men step in or when anyone goes to step in, you end up with opinions of you end up in jail. so what do you do now to help protect? because the police can't do anything you hel even worse whee they do to charles point, they're just going to be set freee ju by. unaffected lawyers and attorney generals who don't give a damn about what's going on. so you're going to have to start with women going ouwha you've got to start protecting. you have to think defensively. you're going to carras youy macr you got to carry the the. when i was a kidthers, my mom hd like one of those old battles and keychain that we should get a swing or somethinga swor . yeah, you have to start thinking defensively, especially in big citiesfensive and across the board because there's no help coming. and i would samingy she's fine l with it in the grave you can carry an actual mace, you knowf ,but medieval times you get away with it. the right outfit yeah, that's true. all right, we got to move up, move up, movlet's moe on, move . all right, up next, trance wokeness at its peak at the end of holy week. >> if you'll be in the new york
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so we are american made from beginning to end. shop now at show allegiance .com. >> is this wrong? >> should you honor the holiesto of resurrectionsu by celebratig with? tion should i even have asked that question? no, no, i agree. last week, all nine democrats on the fairfax county board of supervisors in virginia voted to designaterd o designate easter sunday as, quote, transgender da ay of visibility march 31st when easter occurs.
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>> this year is typicallyda the date when transgender day of visibilittey is celebratedlya annually. and i think you and i can agreng it's aboutre time transgender people got some attention. surpi surprisingly, the one republican on the board didn'tua up. >> maybe it's republicans who need a day of visibility w. >> so they literally voted to turn one of christianity's holy dayed ts, an lgbtq+ holida. >> sorry, just because woreoe long hair, open toed shoes and a one-piece tunic does not mean he was aiming to be a spokesperson for bud light. >> so is there reallyd li a pressing need for trans visibilityght.ther? you can see their in broad daylight at the white house lawn. for god' bs. f yo >> and if you stop by the studio early enough, you can catcy thstudioh joe mackey panha in a mini skircht. >> and i f dylan mulvaney were any more visible, i'd need to get my eyes shown sewn shut. d the fairfax county board chair says, quote, as an elected
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official, it should be a moralot responsibility to stand up for all people that we representan,e not just the people we like or the people we agree with. wit, didn't just admit they don't like trans people anyway. their so-calle d moralviousl responsibility obviously doesn't cover christians. >> thosey t coverchristia virgio have to join in and celebrate trans people on marcn inh 31st t because it's trendy and they don't want to upset activistbec have they ever heard of a calendar? n calendthey could have picked , open it and said, oh, this year, trans day falls easter. mv ba maybe we should move it back a week. just out of respeceek out. g it but no, they decided to go ahead knowing it'll christians off. ulbut i guess trans ideologylogy is just another cross for christiansjust ano to bear here so, mackey, this is a choice for you, right? sunday's easter and trans day. i know you probably had plans for bothi know. so
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hardy ha. greg you're too funny on. i would i would have to say you would have to in a bubble. do you think this was a good idea? and they probably are ine a bubble because they're still afraid of covid. whthey a ay? y this >> historically, this is not the worst thing to happen to christiane wos week. o keep just you're not going to keep us down. jesu, i'll say thi fors. if were alive now, they wouldhe probably tax him off for the wine he made. call him a bigot for usingd the father. it just they probably say, y o, tha you shouldn't raise lazarus from the dead because >>r. e not a docto >> but yeah, this was this wase a big mistake. i meanand , i don't know. it's just it's not going to affect anything. i bet they want to keep outut o of church because there you might hear that you're not supposed to li because e. heard and if you heard that, you'd be like, okay, men can't get pregnantthu migh. all right, kat, say you.
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>> transit visibility. they didn't pick this day. it was picked either 14 or 15 years ago by a transn ma activist on march 31st. it's always been march 31st. fairfax just now voting on it, probably because there's never been a greater visibility of transthere' trans issues thas there is this year. everybody's talking about it more so thisody is t year, but r will not fall again on march 31st till 2086.n 20 so we're going to do thi30s show again. yeah. so i just this is people feel this way, but this is to say that's a day that has alwaysover been this day for over a decade, that they're just recognizing the day. it's always beene rather than picking another one, it's already been picked. soit's alreen isn't an attack o. this is just what the day is. it wasn't easter on the day when it wadas chosen. this is where easter happens to fall this year and it won't happen agains i till 2086. untl got it. so i think christians should be happy about that. 2that they're not being attackd by this. >> okay, so tara's there's a rich, deep history of the trans visibility.
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>> day of ten years is how long it's been around. let me say this. hold up on the free laugh. okay holelaugh i. i appreciate you, though. no t not yet. hold it. hold it. listen, for some people, easter, easter, the rebirth the of our lord. yes, yes. no rebir rises. it is rebirth. you rise. yes. resurrect resurrection.some right. peo and for some people, it's a little bunny that leaves eggs al pickover the house for me to pick up after they leave their candy. and for some peopl leavee it miy be trans awareness day, which is visibility day. and some people migh dt have another thing and another thing. so here's the deal. if in your homs the dealine, ifr get your easter on. yeah. like we need to stop worrying s about big blanket stuftof becaue it falls on this day. is that goins g to changon thieg no, i'm going to get up in thebe morning. no, i'm going to be woken up rudely woken u out of my bed.
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there's a daddy. the easter bunny came and look at all the candy loo the and pregnancy . the easter bunny is the greatest. why can't you be likeatest can't yoe the easter bunny? >> say, i hear every christmas and i take it and i take it. >> if you're up, you shouldn't be tough. there't s no christmas. there's no easter bunny. m for me, it's a lot of working and doing stuff to get nobout i credit for it, and i don't complain about it. i would like visibility dayru of congress on christmas and easter, maybe a highying goo five or like, hey, good job, something like that. we knob or w you're not the bunny, bunny but the bunny couldn't be here without you. something. bu i'm waiting foruldn't be w my visibility day. so we'll just all come out here. just let everybody let eve lastd to you. charles, out of respecoft here't okay, this g is the thingetan that gets me more than anythin g that this is a one party system, right? >> it's there are no republice and the one republican delivered show up. this is ho even shw get school e changes. this is how we get statues chand.
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this is how you get a satan statue in a town hall. well, wiggins just essentially left the building. somebody would have said, you knowbung somebd what, it's . >> maybe move it to monday. how hard is that how hard is that? >> like i said, this guy o. nversahad n >> and it was appropriate fotir the conversation that they thought. >> but this is the ultimate this is just more virtueat's wha ceremony. i mean, that's what i think everyone shoult i thine tired dt >> you know, i'm tired of black history month, women's history montirfnth, trans day in this d. listen, we're all americans. every day is black history day s . >> every day is women's appreciation day. every day is an american'son da you know, this whole idea that who came up with this, why do we need this? i honestly, i don't get it. i really don'tt ge i get it. >> i don't. that this just v the ultimate virtue signaling. and again, heyir , these. people don't like you, but we do. >> yeah, it keeps us apart. ps u's done.it's dumb. yeah, i agree. all right. up nex t. an activist sounds the alarm on the democrats harm shingles
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it's coming your way. >> hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. right. today's video of the day comes to from progressive activist nina turner, who recently described joe biden's tankingini popularity with black men and how it could cost him roland doris. >> black men have been emasculated in thethat's r democratic party. that's real. they don't see themselves becaus se to lift up black womeh is beautiful. we shoulouldd, but not at the expense of black men. >> if trump, god forbid, it is going to be because thiss bea president and the democratic party did not deliver material changes for the people of this nation, it will be his faultpl.a we can blame the no voterse i' and black people definitely take the blame. i'm just speakinm spea truthg tu >> so just say a man and say ouch. so don't, don't, don't comso dot >> don't bring it here.o th don't bring it to the feetk of black people.
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pey. ways say in this countr >> there you go, tyrus. could you argue that democrats are going to you first because for no reasoirstn. part could you argue that the democratic party emasculated men of all races? >> can we just can we just get out? can a guy get out? he has got to get out. all right. i get outside of that guy. i. blazing saddles. i hate grouping. okay. and you are right. nobody hates men more than the democratic party>> i hathatu every time we standing up somewhere, a little liberal die like s you, just. j just stand up. th poor men in this country get the middle finger from both parties. the only differencr from be is a republican is nice enough to say, i don't want to help you. i've got mine. get your ts. g to that's the difference. it's honest where i'm going to get mine. i'm goin ming to keep mine.litte i mean, give away as little as possible and i'm going to build mine and then pass it on t and
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o my family. you get your act together. well, the democrats likeyour you right there. keep staying there. it's coming. don't worr theres comiy. oh, you can't. you got to move. go down there. and they just keep moving broke man down there because broke m. they're useless. and that's how they look at us. so they're not. they wan.n to tt us they want wn to think that that all men are emasculatingare em and, thal men, if they're not having man n buns and skinny and holding little baby chicks and not diddling manages that they're a all cool with all this stuff. but that perceptiosn not there. the best thing as a black man, t i don't careua if you vote democrat or republican, vote for yoursel def be yourself, bill. don't fall into groups becauset i'm where i'm at because i didn't fall into groups. so when you hear that i'm speaking truthe they d intoups t speaking truth. she's just saying stuff. if president trump wins,ected hi it's because the american people elected him. he's not be elected by black men or asian men or white men. it's going to be the country election. ds but it sounds good to play. once again. something goes wrong. whose faul goot is it? f
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the brothers did it. trump getis is in black fault. >> i'm cool with it.itreg: cha charles. >> what is trump is how do i say this? >> here we go. why? do >> why do black men likee trump more than say, biden? they they love the success. inhi >> this guy inherited a small amount of money from his fathe t queens developer and had and said, i'm going to take it. i'm going to go. i'm going to do amazing things with it. he's never been embarrassed by his success. he's he's talked about it in ways that has made otherople people want to emulate him. before he ran fotr president he was in rap videos. >> you know, many times his name has been mentioned in rap lyrics s. rap >> i mean, people looked up to trump because he was so and and he always had that swag. and i got to tell you something, i love lot of things that nina turner had
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to say there. i was on your show a couple of timesi wa a, and there has br this weird thing with the progressivesd th in hollywood and advertising world. you know, i'm denzel washington and his son. you don't see any black men in movies anymorsee. a you don't see them in commercials. all the black women are married to white then ar guys and his ms and these commercials. >> and it's like every single one of i was on a website yesterday looking the company reported their earnings. you know, they always have the stock photos. it was the same thing. oh, you stuff photosme thing arw and i'm like, wait a minute, i listen, i'm on some ofa pr the conspiracy theories. >> there is a progressive effortssivepe out to wipe out tk man as a male figure, as a father figure, as a lover. >> mm-hmm. and by the way, this happened in the seventies when black started making movies, right? >> because i was growing ud mak i see a shirley temple movie, and a black guy was afraid to go to the cellaovieand thr. i'm scared to go down there and not, you know, and jackson was, like, ten years old. so i go to the black people,
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said, listen, let's make our own movies. >> right? and they were they were beating up the drug dealers, kicking them out the neighborhoods were starting businesses and what they call it, blaxploitationwh the. aw that's bad. what i was i think i promise i'll probably get a woma a woman i never saw that movie. you finally let me watch superfly over and over again. >> so it's thi s where progressives really do have this thing and it's in plain sight, no one talks about it. >> and so on. that score, i do believe that the democratic party, again, they're a.i.m. to begin with, but there's been a program to erase's a black ma as a positive, strong theater. it's amazing how going on and no one's saying anything about it. >> well, joe, know that it's impossible to emasculate you. very manly. great. thank you for pointing that out . oh, it's -- it's interesting. you know, she is a kind of going against the grain of the left, but she's als
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captured by their group identity language. she's sayingentity l of black m, is this monolithic group. and to me that doesn't make any sense because, like, we're both white guysp whic, but like, we't the same at all. likelike, you're short and bitt, but. >> mm. i'm a jovial optimist that women love. they adore even the ones who never saw you like the way you rhyme at a show. >> i'm very popularpopula and mentioned in rap music. t wd all right, kat, last word to you. great question. no, it's okay. so she i did take note of the n part. she said, now white women maye o be able to leave their white men by the side of the roa thei >> as a white woman, not so so much you would not believe,e le like the level of like, lovelw trash man that i've actually chased down the road.
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nice, but i mean, everybody, you know, knows that's about. but yeah, i don't think that i'll be eating those. thi >> i think this is a great business idea, joe other celebrities should do this like like, let's say monica lewinsky should do blue dress, fruit roll-ups d, right? >> this is a terrible idea. greg, i don't want to psychoactive drug from a guy who bites ears off anya more.om whwant a vaccine from the guy who makes super viruses in chinar . i'll say this. stop. stop using. stop using marijuana, mike. it couldstop u give you man. and then when you have to box, you want to keep your shirt on? people would be like, why are you keeping your shirt on? dering wt onand then you'll have that shirt off and be wearing another shir andt. >> what else? tend tha that never happened. yeah, there's a great way
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to monetize. do you think holyfield shouldf getting a piece of this? >> and i didn't get a piece of the profits. without a doubt. without a doubt. and i'm just hoping you talk abo about other celebrities and famous people. i hope joey buttafuoco doesn't get any idea swnds. oh, wait a minute. what happened? him? no, no, no. paul charles is smart for that. >> yes. well, joey buttafuoco, what didb it. no, wait. that was somebody else off it. out of pocket. ob it.that was bobby. oh, wait, bobby. oh, i'm not crazy sick and proud. oj simpson should sell steak knives. n that's disgusting. gregg, he was acquitted on trial. that's right. becaus e owned a restaurant. >> oh,ted you remember. >> but not that guy. well, they say that tragedy plus tim y tre comedy. >> comedy plus thc equals profits. >> not if you do it and go not i in front of the camera. it means unemploymenf t. van
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if he if he better get in a a piece of this. k to your little point. yeah, i think it's great. and evander and mike have aarenl great relationship. they've capitalized in their littley movie together and there's this thing now where all the old guys are getting togetherall d guys. so like i think it was evander t holyfield, riddick bowe who did it like last week. they're getting together and they had brutal wars and hated each other. yeah. and it's kind of cool seeing them comin s g togetherpetitors and telling the stories like competitors. but i mean, i was both fight and where i was when evander whippe thed his the first time and michael be the first one to tell you the first fight was an assiwith the second time i knew where i was at. i was in nebraska. the first one on the vegas, the second one. >> and when he bit his ear. >> never in my life wouldtaken i have never taken to asko ba what been so bad that the only shot was i'm going to bite him on the earatt wa. know got to have a jack and no,goin i'm going to bite him. and the factg tom th evander wae to get past that and mike was able to get past that, the problethe probm is it took that point. it looks hideous. it looks like a freezeo th yeart looks a little too real, like make it cute, like old gummy
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