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before we get to some new stories, let's do this. >> announcer: greg's leftovers the jokes we didn't use this week. >> greg: the first time reading them put them in address and sent him to bill clinton. the former producer of the price is right had protocols in place in case patel -- contestants p. their pants but on the view there's a protocol in place if the cost doesn't either pants. -- the their pants. kid excited to find eggs while the adults are excited to find other things.

here in new york city, you can tell easter is around the corner where i saw some of new york's finest outlining the body with jellybeans. at the crime keeps rising as tax on the nyc subway trains has jumped 53 percent. why are people attacking trains asks one man. [laughter] >> greg: all take it. in a recent tweet, said he would have anything to have taylor swift endorse joe biden but when offered a doughnut to endorse donald trump, he said make america great again. because he's fat. budget carrier frontier airlines had to evacuate a plane when detecting an unusual owner

-- odour but the source was just one passenger. someone has to tell them. after hearing about this incident, the ceo of boning says see, this is why we leave our doors open. [applause] washington state passed a new legislation protecting rights for exotic dancers as the bill was approved then folded in half in stuffed into a g. string. wrapper assault from the eighties group salt and pepper has turned 57 now when she says push it real good because she's constipated. [laughter] >> greg: according to a report, nfl auctioned media

rights to christmas day games of bid starting at $50 million and meanwhile wnba auction rights with bids starting at $300 and in kohl's cash. and tomorrow night abc will air the classic film, the ten commandments but in order not to offend modern progressive audiences, it's been edited and now called this. [boos] [laughter] >> greg: i thought that was good. will -- it was a telefon to end all telethons where celebrities raise millions for a very important charity. themselves. can they prop up their dying

political because the next best thing is cash. where a normal telephone fights a disease, at this one is meant to preserve it. the disease being of insulated elitism and attached arrogance with liberal bands there to save a very sick man as the glitzy campaign fundraiser at radio city music hall raise an estimated $26 million and this time hundred percent goes to the big guy. [laughter] >> greg: i will take it. joined by former president bill clinton and current president barack obama. [applause] one is a dog and the other nose nine ways to pick one.

it is true as barack obama ate a dog. it's true. you can look it up and google it. someone named stephen colbert moderated a discussion between them where he touted their accomplishments and made their case receiving democracy from the clashes of -- clutches of the big orange. they stroked each other for millions several singer's performance in the biggest of course being lizzo as she's had the most number ones off the value menu. i hate to see our number two's. disgusting. i wasn't all good news as anti- israel protesters gathered demanding a cease-fire in gaza and the only thing they hate more than israel is showering and on the very same day miles

away, president former trump acknowledging a fallen new york police officer jonathan dillard [cheers and applause] who was killed in a line of duty and no word yet if you let harris helped bailout his murderer. old joe himself had another unfortunate handshake. watch. [ ♪ ] born to run. [ ♪ ] >> greg: in his own defense, said he was reconnecting with his good friend robert byrd. we go to the president for comment. and i know when there's people there and not there but it's just me staying in shape man and have to be ready to shake hands and sign bills and all part of

my morning workout. excuse me, let me get back. to my coffee. rich blend. [applause] charlie. raise over 25 million dollars and will all that money help them or make them more far removed than ever? >> donald trump proved he's upset the hold notion politics is completely driven by money. he paid hillary clinton in 2016 using half the money she spent and i suspect he'll do the same thing this time people to be able to raise more money but there's nothing you can do when you have optics like they had with donald trump going in literally going to awake but the family of a slain police officer in midtown in a fundraiser were

there charging people hundred thousand dollars with a photograph of the three presidents together in the optics can be more terrible and sought on sixth avenue with hundreds of police officers standing in a parade directing traffic who probably would have rather been at the wake for their fallen comrade. [applause]. >> greg: i didn't consider that point. excellent point charlie. >> charlie: thank you greg. >> greg: will essay biden when the calvary comes? with three presidents there with a combined years of service of the law. >> there raising money with the photographs of the president because bill is there, have to give everyone a discount.

and i do appreciate the fact that there's always the most odious people are also the most oblivious to the suffering of others and to their awfulness. and when people who are hicks in the haiti seeds and the rednecks that they despise but what we do have is the ability to pick off -- pick up on our own pit seen as literally baby white but also figuratively to know when you're annoying on paper as you have friends around you and someone tell me there behind me and that's part of it. >> greg: maybe having a stroke? i just realized all of those people we're there because of one person and it wasn't biden

but it was trump and there was one person who wasn't there because of trump. it is hillary clinton. true. mind blown. >> greg: you guys are a little slow today. alright. was as nauseating a spectacle to you as it was to the rest of the world? >> kat: more so as we work at two blocks away. nothing says i don't think about the way i affect other people them let's host a fundraiser in midtown manhattan in the middle of the weak and have three presidents there so everything is blocked off. i guess not a big deal to biden but for the city in other people , they could have done this literally anywhere else and i think it's a microcosm for the way a lot of the ruling class behaves as they are so in their

own heads thinking we're so cool and a circle jerk is the best way to describe it and completely oblivious to the world around them [applause] imagine being able to get around midtown easily as you need a motorcade to do that on any day. all the places they could've gone, let's create chaos. >> greg: circle jerk considered accrued term but it's literally a circle of jerks that was there last night. basically a march of dimes for billionaires. >> charlie: i think that number is a little low as i think they're paying to see obama and and since he's here, biden. [cheers and applause]

>> charlie: for the american public, this is about of clear choice you get as you get a president that will visit a former police officer or president that will hang out with lizzo and the second rated late-night comedy guy. that should be pretty clear and concise to which weight you will vote and they even tried so hard to attack the president and i wonder how long rehearsal was because he almost [bleep] did it again and if you watch the clip the time he was in the oval... and bills like i'm not helping you. [cheers and applause] and obama was like the strings are tied together. and i told him i spotted him three if we carried his bag and then the laugh sign went up and i said they had to practice

that. the guy with newcomers that have parties with rich people and still under achieves. >> greg: the whole weird thing of how they came upon the stage and is elevated like they're on star trek? >> charlie: i don't mind teasing them but you are out of line with the stairs. as if he falls, he will reach for people and grab bill and his feeble and he breaks his hip and down and then obama falls over the top but, no, sir. [applause] >> kat: that, i would pay for. >> kat: instead of snaking the public toilets. [laughter] >> greg: let's the president

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[ ♪ ] video of the day. [ ♪ ] [cheers and applause] >> greg: are video of the day comes from president trump who recently teamed up to create that god bless the usa bible. roll it. >> proud to be partnered with

the song god bless usa in connection with promoting the god bless the usa bible and religion and christianity are the biggest thing missing from this country and i truly believe we need to bring them back and fast as it's one of the biggest problems we have why our country is going haywire and all of americans need a bible in their home and i have many and it's my favorite book and we love god and have to protect anything that is pro- god and must make america pray again. [cheers and applause] >> greg: got a lot of bibles in his house but he has a point as america and joe biden has most of us on our knees. reached out for trump for comment to hear about more of a sauce at the bible and he got back to us. i wonder what he thinks about adam and eve.

>> i'd never take through especially not from stormy daniels and i hope that's a different story and i take it from nancy pelosi even though she's a nasty, nasty woman. did you see that picture of our in a bikini? so nasty and had to diet coke stuff into the bathing suit. that could've made lazarus returned to his grave. >> greg: what about moses? >> let's talk about moses as he wandered the desert for 40 years in did that happen to be in scottsdale? his supporters worship a golden cow and i bet they love the view. no offense of the view as a bet they're lovely to some but frankly that women are not just my type and talk about a view.

and released her coming up and he has risen, he, she, they than and i do think these women could rise out of a chair. >> greg: can't say i disagree. >> greg: what about noah? any thoughts about him? [inpersonating] >> i see problems before they happen but there is no live animals except when i want fresh veal, they say it'll make the animal rights people and they already are crazy. frankly because they don't get enough meat with no nutrients with pencil thins just like adam schiff's pencil thin [cheers and

applause] >> greg: i think that was tyler fishel -- fisher. what you think about trump selling bibles? it's very trump. >> kat: it causes the biden supporters and all the left wing bags because they're trying to make fun of him for selling bibles and instead they're mocking the bible. also what are you going to do? do you dare knock hat off someone's head in the negative sit back and watch your burst into flames when you knock a bible? and what does biden have on the flipside? his agnostic balm for your knee boot after you fall? that's the best you got.

>> greg: do you think it's a little cheesy or you don't have to buy it. >> kat: i think you might watch and get an idea for an audiobook. trump reads the bible. >> greg: i would buy that. >> kat: and in his own words like today is good friday and talks about crooked judas and the haters and the losers. he's doing this during holy week, of course he is. and you know what else, people are going to buy it. reading the description of this is big, large easy-to-read font. you don't have to buy it but you know people will. white evangelicals, 80 percent will support trump but clearly they don't care. he has said before the bible is

his favorite book. [laughter] i'm surprised there hasn't been an audio version. you don't have to like it but people will buy it. >> greg: it's hilarious. tyrus, at they're trying to drain him and make fun of him for trying to raise money. >> tyrus: i think only president trump why i want at least one debate as you have a hundred and $74 million in fines to pay and the lord paid it for me. [cheers and applause] [laughter] i can't talk trash because i'm not a religious dude but i respect the rules of religion when country follows, a more better country but i wouldn't and i have four kids and three baby mamas man, as much money as

i get back maybe the street version of the bible of tyrus. the lord said unto you, the young man... and his name he prayed. >> greg: charlie, why should he limit it to christianity and when i do a version of the koran or the torah? >> charlie: i think that might not work as well. but it's always the same with these people as the people who care the least about what god has to say who are most offended when donald trump is supposedly trying to benefit from a commercialized opportunity but i dismissed it at first because so much of the outrage is stupid but i watch the video and a mike this is so fantastic and the reason it is so great as he goes right to the point and not being subtle that this is what we need

to do and he's like defending the bible in the public square which i think is a very smart thing to do. [cheers and applause] and is not apologizing for it. >> charlie: there is a financial aspect but there is for every bible you by. but the point is. >> greg: who's the author? this is my only question charlie. who is the author that gets the money? >> charlie: the copyright has expired. >> greg: therefore no way to do that. >> charlie: every book that's over 50 years old the government expires. >> greg: that is wrong. >> kat: you are thinking about yourself. >> tyrus: all you have to do is change one word on each chapter of the bible and technically a new book. >> greg: that is true. shingles.

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[ cheering and applause ] >> announcer: everything is racist! >> greg: tonight on everything is racist. the phrase 100 percent as donald trump junior called out the antidefamation league according to the adl, 1 percent can be shorter for 1 percent white. and if that's true, touted by white supremacist for years. >> a hundred percent. >> a hundred percent. >> a hundred percent. >> a hundred percent. 4000 percent. >> a hundred percent. a thousand percent.

>> a hundred percent. [applause] >> greg: tyrus, i believe we are all racist. i'm a hundred percent. >> tyrus: according to them, i can't be. [laughter] [laughter] i 1 percent white, i've told some lies and pulled some [bleep] and whoever got their, can you please teach me? >> greg: in order to make this , you have to be an

accomplished mind reader when you sate 1 percent, you mean 10? the left can only win arguments that they can read your mind. >> i thought this was interesting that it depends on the context in short but i actually never once seen it used in this context and i don't think the problem is i haven't been on the internet enough. as i've seen a lot of things. seen a lot of things. you have two if you've ever been online. all kinds of stuff as i've never seen a single person use 100 percent in this way so to your point, did they find this? is it out there? i've never seen it even in the dredges of the internet or deep in the comment sections where you find the real nasty [bleep].

>> greg: generally, whenever you get into a debate with someone about immigration or crime, the look at you and let's say you are right that you're obviously racist so what they do is they leap over into your head and say i know what you're thinking and this is exactly encapsulates -- encapsulates that strategy saying i know better than you do what you are thinking. >> charlie: mind readers and also reveals everything about them and nothing about you as you showed the montage and they should be forced to show the montage of all the people they hang out with which is a bunch of people who say 100 percent white. i've never heard it before but whoever you are hanging out with are some really creepy dudes. >> greg: speaking of hanging out with creepy dudes, what is

going on with the adl? is obviously pro- jewish but at the same time woke absurd lead. >> how did you know i spent two hours so here are some things that represent white supremacy. white laces are red laces. >> greg: safety is racist. >> owning a pitbull. being against nt for -- --anti-antifa--anti-antifa and signals that are all blurry and who knows. mi of vulcan or a [bleep] nazi?

nobody knows. >> can i add one think? -- thing? over here is a little slice of pie. >> greg: we will edit that. so it looks like you... almost every word becomes emily was the first person to say 100 percent and also to your point. and it all starts from emily. evil emily. coming u

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>> announcer: a story in five words. >> greg: pop music is even dumber. researchers analysed 12,000 english language songs released between 1980 and 2020 and concluded regardless of genre, lyrics got simpler and more repetitive since 1980 and must become more emotional and personal and does that reflect our current self obsessions or is it taylor swift's fault? >> kat: i really should be a fan of taylor swift but i really like lyrics that are emotional and personal. i think millennials and any one watching this who might be millennial we grew up with aol instant messenger and put up song lyrics and hopes a guy sees it and i feel like the urge is

still so strong for those who grow up that way put a song on our instagram story and hope the person will look at it and click on the lyrics and red it and by the way it never works and it's pathetic. the temptation is there so lyrics are important. many songs i only like to listen to and cry. >> greg: it's weird as the dumbest songs ever i think are the smartest ones like the ramon's. the lyrics to the ramon's are genius or how about tutti-frutti or louie louie by the king's men. simplicity is the brilliance and not the complexity. the worst song of all time is we didn't start the fire. billy joel. is like he read in almanac.

>> donna summers love to love you baby. >> greg: fantastic. i love simply that it night. >> this is anti- american ice saw our in austria so again the last hot musician that came out of austria was mozart, jealous? >> greg: and he was deaf. >> that was beethoven. >> greg: you know what, they're both dead. >> they can suck it. that's what i say. >> greg: that went to a dark place. charlie, do you agree music has gotten dumber? >> charlie: i don't listen to a lot of taylor swift or new music. >> greg: that would make you a pervert if you did. >> charlie: that's another reason not.

when you listen to songs, it does sound stupid as lou reed spent a lifetime reading james joyce and wrote some of the most amazing music and no one is reading james joyce. >> greg: you... kill me. it someone if you like you went to a taylor sieve concert and you didn't have a kid. and i'm here for taylor. tyrus, are songs making us dumber or are we making the songs dumber? >> tyrus: all the songs he mentioned that were clever and simple from the sixties and seventies but were artistic and all different and then the music industry got involved so we don't get songs from artists anymore and songs from the music industry like wonderful gems like hanson.

because they played the same jingle on every song with a scientific thing so they don't pay a writer and can say anything. now and charles defence, if you saw me at a taylor sieve concert cart probably because they have kids and if you have kids calculus into what their music to know what they say. so i turned on their song in was built i just killed my x., not the best idea." you were nine years old. you have to know in i don't listen to taylor subs music she was an awesome girlfriend. she went to every one of his games and she's a billionaire. she could've had a stunt double their and she was their present for every one of his games and

she is bigger than he is and i thought that was awesome. i happen to know their people that don't have a job at all. people don't come so [applause] >> greg: yeah,. >> tyrus: she is a nice girlfriend -- she's a nice girlfriend greg. give her a break. >> greg: if i were dating taylor swift, i'd make her mend my clothes very fast. >> tyrus: i won't take long, your like this big. >> kat: i got that. >> greg: taylor swift.

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>> greg: interesting question from lloyd. he asked, "what is an opportunity you once had that you are glad you passed on." charlie? >> charlie: probably out of school would have given anything to work at the new york times and not that i ever had that opportunity but i probably would've taken it but i'm glad i never worked there. >> greg: glad you didn't apply for a job he would've been rejected from. >> tyrus: the whole pervert thing just messed him up. >> greg: david, what's an opportunity you had? >> first job opportunity was a osha inspector for the new york public library and they were

going to give me a car to drive out to staten island or queens and thought that was cool and i turned it down which is probably a good thing. >> greg: you would've been found in the trunk of that car. >> tyrus: they would be in the trunk of our car. >> i would've ended up in prison. >> kat: all answer like charlie did, the one i always wanted was when i was little, i really wanted to be on nickelodeon. >> greg: thank god. >> kat: i'm glad i was not. >> greg: but you're still on tv with little people? >> tyrus: but this little people didn't try to diddle everybody. asked me mine. i was asked to go on a bodyguard tour and i passed.

[cheers and applause] >> kat: and that is why you are sitting here today. >> tyrus: not in prison for murdering a little creepy dude. >> greg: asked to be a judge on a reality show called "married by america" in the public would vote on who you get to mary and i would be one of the judges on like i don't know what i would be judging. it was a reality show. people come together and judges would decide who gets with what [bleep] and it was terrible but the form you had to sign said you had a stay there on site for four months and i said that's impossible. anyway. that was a fun story. don't go away, we will be right back.

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