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believe it's not buddha. that's who he is. that's us. ♪ ♪ >> ♪ ♪ >> i'm greg gutfeld dana, jessei
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and jeaninlye and this is the 5. joe biden's big anti-semitism speechjo not stopping calls for beheadings as al qaeda gettingth in touch with their inner isis. cops liberating george washington from occupied thomas but they are dismantling to does moving to dismantle the anti- israelen encampment but not befe they get 2 weeks of cosplayingta as the real thing with calls to chop off heads of school administrators. guillotine! dot and! >> with pro- terrorist slogans like a long live the student revolution.tu so naturally thera squad found solidarity's with protesters who harassed the jews.
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>> they were arrested and charged with disproportionate offences wrongfully smeared is anti-semitic. >> 3 free palestine. police pepper spray brutalized and arrested nonviolent student protesters at george washington university at 3:00 am. >> shame. >> it's an attempt to represssi students exercisinngg their fir: amendment rights a. >> now due october 7th butde there's mo1 democrat with the spinterme john federman trying o smack some sense of the people. >> not sure what they arear protesting about if you askedhe them they y aren't sure now they are talking about cease-fires anymore-fie you're talking aboud devasting and harming israel it's crazy working against peacn in gaza and hamas is convincedke that theepy won the pr war seeig these protests across the nation on these campuses. >> jesse i feel like the adults
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are coming home you get this dad energy, dad brain energy in the air together everybody is just saying we've had enough take g your toys go to your room. >> dad energy from him who i totally misjudged. based. i'm bad at mast can you help me out. how many hours how many hours talking about vandalism pepper spra they. let's just be a little more charitables be also with hours f actual left-wing violence rate. let's add that the black lives matter that was 3 months we had arson. 2 dozen homicides millions ofwo dollars worth ofrt property dame
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the 30 day siege in portland. so about 200 hours of left-wing political violence and for a fun throw in the trump inaugurationo when themby firebombed a limouse so according to my arithmetic that would be 215 total hours op left-wing violence. compare that to january 6t th i looked at the timeline 1:00 until 6:00 so that's 5 hours. i'm not downplaying junior 6 political violence. 215 hours little bit more than e hours there so look at the rather. some people might have chanted hang mike pence and i condemn but then i just heard on may 6 a lot of chance of guillotine guillotine guillotine off with their heads i've also heard things go back to the oven, from
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the river to the sea. and not only that you see people align themselves with hamas not just anti- israel, aligningni themselves with a foreign terrorist organization. i don't remember seeing people of russian hats on february 6th. no probe poop -- pro- putinre people out there.no let't s not talk about the inner city because not republican shooting at the place because to be fair it is fairly clear youca cannot continue to say that right wing violence is a major,s major issusue in the united sta whenle the left is terrorizing e country almost everyy single d every single yeasir i've had it e you put a target on u pueverybody's back and that ho
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stops ba so not downplaying jany 6t noth you guys are downplaying e is time for you to admit it's a dangerous toxic horrific movement and you have not done what you need to do i rest my case. >> well,i re he's pointing this. whole thing at you marie youyou have a chance to spot respond.re >> here's the difference january 6th was encouraged by donald btrump. >> when he said peaceful? >> when he said go down to the capital i will be with you. >> why do you avoid that? >> because that doesn't erase months or rhetoric where he was encouraging groups to protest thatenco.he >> you hate the word. >> i'm saying what he said. >> you ignore many of the words he said and to bring that to today the comparison when theth
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reasons these protesterses are s in the streets is joe biden is standing squarely by israel. these people in the administration, th are standingo squarely ba y israel a lot of progressives are angry. at them the differences encouraged violence from his supporterson january 6th and joe biden is doing something these protesters are angry about because he's refusing to back away from israele 1 question answered wha giving remarks said had the protest change your policy and he said no. >> you don't think trumpot encouraged people to get in other people's faces.ol >> he absolutely did. 100%.i show me the club i have to go to the judge. a gave y you your chance.u >> you say joesa biden is refusg to change anything you kidding he's withholding armaments literally tying the hands of israel behind their back all ofi a suddennd they're being told hw to fight a war they didn't start
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we are 1200 israelis mostly citizens were massacred is reala is thest only democracy in thewe middle east and we are on their side joe bidenthen comes out thh only timeae we hear the truth is when he is not mumbling on a teleprompter is walking to marina 1 and says i condemn those who don't understand the palestinians know joe when you read a teleprompter you say thingslepr pro- israel but it's always too little too late and virtually everything he talks about. he was so concerned about white nationalism in the military iftn you remember. we will have an investigation i send the fbi this white nationalism have to worry about that.t if you'rthe black you have to worry about that because they are after yoyou dad the investigation there is none in the military that's a problem for anybody is joe biden talkin about let's find out what's going on with these kids who's
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funding them who's yill it does yelling dot an gd yelling to hag people to destroy a country,e river to the sea. this is about the elimination of the jews and joe biden is the weak president. the whole idea she comes out and says benjamin netanyahu should be arrested who are you to say that. they go on and on talking about disproportionate charges for the kids being arrested the disproportionate smears werehe january 64 people are in jail for 4 years when they trespassed dana so may things i want to ask you bu t.re >> i feel likeg: 1 of the things missing is talking about what biden is saying to hamas whicham is aas guess what you guys are h better negotiating position how do we know that as rid after thu announcement made about the arms cut to israel hamas released a
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statement saying they're only willing to discuss the offer they wanted nothing else so israel's once again asked to shoulder all of this try and do the right thin rg by the biden administration i think they should have done this operationr faster and sooner because richard goldberg the foundationu for defensnde of democracies sad the story about biden holding un munitions for israel he says he's talking about dumb bombs but there are guided specific munitions ready to go that they are holdint g back as well.ha i don't have a personal sourcetl the pentagon to tell me thatgold rich goldberg a pretty good source on this so if you want targeted attacks against the terrorists than you give them those weapons so you can protect more people the other thing is 400 or 500 trucks a day of aid
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>> somebody fears a mistrial the media trying to download play the salacious nest of the stormy daniels hush money testimony as they worn it threatens to derai the case against trump. daniels will be back on stand tomorrow after offering up some explicit testimony so raunchy ia provoked the legal team to movef for ora trip mistrial frustratig the judge who disapproved ofon daniel's behavior on the standps the liberal press trying to act like it's no big deal. >> it wasn't so salacious. she said the word condom that's basically it. yeah,. gra it was in graphics get sexually i mean there are parts you reading go what does milani you think about it what's of anke thinking i.in there were thingkis where she gt
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into the personal level. >> they're trying to portray her his sister stormy. >> she entered wearing all black as if on her way to a funeral loose fitting plain blackri clothing suggestinppg the modes of unknownsu.un make u.p a minimal the way she and the other moms in her neighborhood might look whening shopping at the local grocery store. [ laughter ] >> and they're getting rocked by a double whammy the porn starle case the onl wy trial that likey gets a verdict before thect election and theio federal judge in florida delaying classified documents and definitely over a myriad of issues and it looks like loverboy is in for a rough ridero because furious fanny wil go nuclear they're taking up trumps appeal of the willis disqualification ruling possibly delaying the election case.
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>> maria i will start with you. is that this mistrial territory not that you care because you just want something to happen before the election how raunchy was? >> i don't think it's mistrial territoris my the judge says hef wished things wenter differently yesterday sure judge jenny will disagree with me i can feel it but i keep saying democrats havw said the whole time we think voters should have the information about the classified documents case about the georgii election interference cases the voters should have thatte adjudicated before election dayi that in s important in democracy and it's frustrating to people c this could be the only case not because we are out to get trump because these are seriouser allegations and indictments and votersieuld should have the fan for a number of reasons they probably won't.th
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he's beeatn indicted with a lotf charge which are quite serious. >> well trump is a voter also deserves due process a democracy or republic but you didn't even know we were a republic. >> oh, my god. are >> let's take the u.s. citizenship test and see who does better. >> i know it because i've memorized it for man on then streetth interviews. judge she says no mistrial what do you say? >> i threw my pen they don'tw me know me out there here's the thing right.g on the blaming on the defense attorney saying he criticized the defense attorneys for not objecting enough why would he do that? is trying to preserve himself or the appeal trying to signal toa the appellant judges it was there fault here's the problem what's amazing is the defense team objected to nearly every questiond to the testimony at large to the fact it was
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irrelevant that it was eerily prejudicial a decade before the alleged crime that occurred.w wh now when he comes out and says i am surprised there weren't more objections and things were better left unsaid. judge if he had any idea what you were doing you would have stopped it called them up to the h and shoot instruction then and there and agreed it to a because i would bet my house this case will be reversed onar appeal starting withti the judg as of this stuff and it wasn't just missionary position a lot more of not going to get into it there's a lot more and i will bet greg gets into it that this injury never should have heardhe or subjected to. remember there are 2 juries there's a courtroom jury and ame america a political jury. n as prosecutor is not plain toto
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the cross room -- the courtroom is plain to the american jury. >> i would agree with that and the thing is the burning question issued if it was illegal for expense or not they6 want to put him away for 136 years it's very serious for president trump and his team and family the cost of everything's supporterse co but also i look d gometi is this real life are we having to talk about this if i were on the jury would say camp, leave 1 i had to listen to stormy daniels it's irrelevant and 2 why am i missing work why am i having to sit here if you don't know what the crime is mr prosecutor i would be furious it would wanto to go home. >> and trump can't campaign because of it. >> i love this event to a stormy happened almost 2 decades ago having this trail months beforel the electionec but no, we aren't
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out to get trump it just so happens iten falls during this time and no the number of charges is irrelevant if they are all the same charges. 80 times 0 is still 0 by the way that was fought missionary is when you pray for sex personally all right let's get into the salacious details i apologize love how joe scarborough said he wa wass worrying what malan you thought, say that you phony. stormy claims she blacked out in this tryst with trump but wasn't on drugs or alcohol you blacked out without drugs or alcohol i would just call that sleeping. now it could be that you reallyo blacked out after having sex with trump which i think is a complement. truly he screwed the brains out of her that makes him a sects god.. i love the big criticism theit,
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juicy tidbit he has separate bedrooms. i have an unspeakable true for c you. if you are lucky enough to have a guest bedroom that oftenn becomes the second bedroom it's called the snore room. it's not a testament to a bad marriage if you're married to somebody for a while and somebody snores they go to the other room presupposing that he sleeps and we know he only sleeps in court. what i live about the democrats they ask for circus and they got 1 the problem is that they are ones getting clowned everything i've heard makes trump more sympathetic and likable and do you have a context at all for a tryst between a porn star a e anything to compare this against. a stormy called it an imbalance of power. yeah, that's why you met him if he were a mechanic or a high school teacher you wouldn't havu
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run up and slept with them ithi was alm.l about the power, the imbalance.ow t that's how that transaction works when you are a porn star. >> sex god. >> sex god.ex >> we have an alert? g >> good transition. >> marjorie taylor green on theh house floor triggering a vote to oust speaker mike johnson her w resolution was met with booze on the floor unclear when the vote will happen and we will keep you updated. coming up nexthat. joe biden sqd of liberal late night jesters might bail on him. ll done, viv. you got the presents, the balloons and the raptor cake. now, how about something to put a smile on your face? aspen dental provides complete, affordable care with dentists and labs in one place
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>> judge jeanine: joe bide >> speaker-01: joe biden's victory coalition continuing to hiiot some speedbump sealed loss support from blacks andic hispanics and nos,w liberal late night is bailing. john stewart saying out loud what a lot of liberals are thinking. i know you don't want to say it because trump is so scary but he is so. [ bleeps ] old. when you watchman television yoe are nervous not saying biden can't contribute to society he just shouldn't be president. another actor in a panic over donald trump's spanning's --rom support from latinos. >> the tickets for grantor republicans working hard theyco came imin to whatsapp with addsn our spanish-language radio stationsan with all kinds of trigger words like socialism triggering cubans venezuelan an colombian state talker talk.
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>> jesse think about the fact they are complaining aboutlang spanish-language radio whatsapp e they can dog els the same thing but they could maybe that's why he says democrats are taking us for>> granted that the jy are working. >> when your boyfriend takes yo? for granted you start looking for another boyfriend that's what is going on with hispanics. joe biden doesn't call hee doesn't text he doesn't take yoe out to dinner doesn't even you notice when you get your hair done you want to know whokn notices trump.ow he pays attention that's what's happening right now. so right now he speaks for a lo of hispanics and stewart speaks for liberals saying he's really olfd is nerve-racking watchingtc him walkhi and it's kinda funny funny and it's okay to laugh at your guy yes special screwedat s their shoes yes no cardiff's name on a it's fine yes to break
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the seal and he's a politicianao he works for you nothing special it's fine you get a new 1 in there next time we laugh at our guy constantly he's hilarious asked him 1 time seeing mrfor president what do you do for exercise he said i talk a lot.wt cycle what. but that's whabut makes him funy and joe has his own little things we laugh at its okay.u kn >> your member clinton and trump.e,late late-night hosts would go after them and we loved it what changed. >> first of all a lot of posts feel the different election ict know peoplioe yell at me when it say this buthi if mitt romney ws in 2012 i don't think people would feel it was that much of a threat to democratic values. i i think they feel the election is different the front of himdo returning to the presidency is different.o s wh that's why you see a lot of .his i thinnkk john stewart is too oh
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i think right a lot of people who feel his old show in the nes 1 as well as this whole year than thou very performative progressive and not taking a step back and saying okay this is the state of the country yes, biden is b older than people wod likewo let's keep the eye on the prize it's not about john t jostewart trying to get vieweh should have stuck to helping of 9/11 responders and veterans get healthcare. >> you are a humorist great. g >> amitere? >> there's so much to use the stumbling and mumbling.>> >> it's a democracy nothing is funny about that.t it doesn't matter who is the republican it's always going too be therl end of the world. if it wasn't for trump it wase going to be climate change that was the end of the world for a while until trump came along.. a couple problem's with whatblem stewart is saying.
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first everybody is already saying that he's as edgy as the soggy beanbag in these leaving biden the hook on policies and principles his actual substance is worse than his age in my opinion in an opinion of a lot of smart people out there he t also does something that i som thought was lazy he mocks the anti- woke movement the same movement which shared the riskhw fighting cancel culture while he slept it off in his upper east side panic room he's like a guy who emerges from a bunker after his comrades have fought thed he battle in 1 election goes out and it's like couldn't have been that hard because we did the work while you were gone okay and you say that woke had no policing on this people at the change how they spoke at worke anybody with aatn hr department gnosis anybody who implementedpy diversity equity inclusions ho
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understands how that affected the way they do their job. college campuses obviously., high schools with teachersob,e college athletes puttingat up wh you know what runs with -- whera view been have you been sunning yourself with howard stern and jimmy kimmel. all of therselm are plagued by s weir ared they are in that bubbe and they are struggling to find answers and they can't get out. >> why is joe biden competitive at all. trump led hi leam on every issu% approve of his job performance and 81% think he's too old for another term. >> i think if you are a republican you think how in the worlnybod could anybody believet the democrats believe democratsn look at the republicans like how can you believe that we have different ways of looking atnk things and the truth is we are pretty much a 50/50 nation
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although there are more democrats and republicans butem there ar pe more independence ar all put together 1ea of the reasons joe biden is losing hispanic voters in trump is competitive with them is for a long time the democrats take t them for granted you hear that. but also hispanics or people in voterse pe and workers they are, and dads teachers employers managers whatever and they arese mad about inflation and worried about the border upset about crime to look at the housing cost and president biden but all the chips on electric vehicles and told them to like it they don't put up with it so when yoh see them having more of a concentrated effort is not just the adds but that the adds are meeting the voters where they are which is being annoyed at joe biden. i think this started in 2009 when barack obama 1 remember09,
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they never made fun of them. we send a show for 14 years saturday night live never had anybody would make fun of them.y infect barack obam -a knew thiss much so he made fun of the press and comedians for not making fun of him because he knew they wouldn't do it. >> up next gavin newsom justnine embarrassed himself all thanks to joe biden.
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>> my pier on the iconic golden gate bridge over on hundred i billion dollars oft' tourism unprecedented in state history if you have a chance to see the magnificence and beauty of the great state's time to visit california. >> years what he convenientlyyo forgets to mention is when thosg numbers are adjusted for .inflation tourism spending is actually down 14% from peak in from2019 from the top of the gon gate bridge he probably couldn't see what is state really has tok offer touristse like homelessns or rampant drug use a shocking videeo of a bus driver getting attack over fair dispute. >> get the. [ bleeps ] off.t get off me. that is pretty awful. greg let me go to you resident
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to california. >> california is a supermodel filled with natural beauty so you overlook the drug habit the shoplifting cost-of-livinguper supermodels ridiculous a way, th risk dates are like they are not supermodels just good looking chicks with a good job good sense of humor and know-how to have a good time and don't mess up the living room.cr gavin takeeds credit for california but he takes credit for the things already there well before gavin was even born the golden gate bridge.. things you didn't bring to the state. they are there in spite not because of him god knows what would happen to the natural beauty of california if his ideas of lawlessnessug homelessness and drug addiction spread it's a big state california but when you go thero to and from the airport edge of
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the downtowns or the boardwalks or hotel districts you see what the tourists see first it's goou if you fly private because a nab is still nice go to coachella get backstage nobody will bothet you nobody shooting up or pooping in front of the french laundry so you're good there foh the rest of us is like a golden showerolde. >> and jesse you said you aree good at mast but california spending on tourism is not the only thing that's gone down butn people are basicallyd spendingi more because onif the minimum we lagew to try to figure a way toe spend less: . >> california has still number 1 tourist destination number 1erra well 50 cc of the best terrain, towns, women, whether but i amwh with greg like a supermodel starting to let herself go. you see the bunions on the feet maybe she stopped flossing
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stopped exercising. >> she's on meth? y >> she looks good buout haggard she needs some self-care the politicians need to give californiatici who has been ble a littleli self-care diet anddi exercise self-discipline california can get back on the e cover of the swimsuit edition s where she belongs. >> the other thing we're talking about is 900,000 signatures to get 47 repealed they want thatao on the ballot in gavin newsom's fought hard against that couldca help him. >> he's all about promoting himself not dealing with reall issues of crimise he will sayow crime is going down but the truth is looking at those videou you can't help but look at theth tenderloin district were kidsl have thao have a security guardr somebody take them to school
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because of how traumatizing it is to see people shooting upythi doing what what they do their. he can talk about how great california is but he have 711 and target companies moved out, subway, macy's taco bell, whole foods they left california andt, its ms people can't survive their.rviv >> he didn't go and do this d event inan oakland for example t voters in california don't think the republican party has any solutions to the problem either. >> decades long problem slicking at the homeless crisis of the crime gavin newsom is in many waysde-l it started to column a rising star star because he isaf governor of california he'ss amight be able to become add national voice but navigatingrn these issuer part thatia. tourism numbers decent 64,000 new jobs in 2023 98% of thoseod
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jobs prepandemic or back those are good numbers for california not all bad news but if he's going to make that jump to be a national democratic leader which i think we can who seen himpe against guys likrfe rhonda sant he needs to address some issuesl in california buigt there's good news there.hi >> you don't thinknk desantisd mopped theth floor for him.oo >> i don'tr .>> >> this is the m divide in amerr >> fox news alert we broughts to this to you earlier the houses voting to kill the resolution to remover mike johnson it's a little bit performative apparently when she introduced l there was a lot of booze on the floor and i don't mean alcohol. the fastest is up next. boos as . "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪ you know, i spend a lot of time thinking about dirt. at three in the morning. any time of the day. what people don't know is that not all dirt is the same.
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♪ ♪ >> ♪ ♪ >> time for the fastest.fast first up would you put picklesms in your dr pepper. i mississippi mom racking up years after she encouragedis people to try this unusual combination.
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out. it's time now for one more thing. i get to gt a greao first tonig. >> we got a great show, but we s always have a greahow.t show. >> ben shapiro, jim florentine, kat timpf tire s. , >> watch that. hey, let's do this. greg's camping tips. you know l., i go camping a lot. and the problem is the people who camp next to you sometimeacs you kind of getthey in each other's space, like, what happened here got kind of ugle fiy. they were fighting over a spot that they had planned to have for a little later at the brisbane river l in australia. >> but they just wouldn't stop,h would they? you knowinto what's interestingm about them? afterwards they kissed and made up and nowad they run a bedsydn of breakfast in sydney, australieya. >> judge there. okay, so check out this hilarious video wher e a brother thinks his sister's pregnancy announcement onesi fore is a git for his cat. >> take a look. oh, my god.! >> oh 30 zach, it's not for the cat onesie.
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no, don't have. >> oh, that's cute. it is. >> it's cute. dana, what do you have that i have? dana'sews aler fox news alert wt the little bells and whistles, because this public service reminder comes after an arizona humane society resident rescued a pair of kittens. she takes over the humane society. they really need to find a new yemelittle gra. >> and it turns out they wereso little gray foxes. ye, theys. he wil so they are going to be rehabilitated and released back into the wild when they are old enough. >> that was pretty foxy. pret. wit >> all right, jesse, what dohusb you got? there's a new trust test couns and wives. and can the wife from behind slap the can off the husband's head with a belt? >> oh. oh, no. oh, i love dana: d that. you do? yes. yeah. ghter] >> what can you imagine if
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their genders were reverseat'sdi >> right. this is a ticked off, josh, this is tick tock, but there are glasses on. >> greg. try to love that. all right. okay, let's see e.the wiit okay, judge, let's have the wife do the sit there and let the guy do it. yes, i do it. i put on a pair of glasses. so how about you, mary? >> yeah, this is a different husband and wife story. womaa onen planned a one of a kd birthday party for her costco loving husband. she arrangedor familie for his y and friends to be at the store for multiple run ins duringg hea their shopping trip. he couldn't wrap his head around the coincidence, even when he saounde coinw his mama i to push a cart. >> eventually, it wat s s revead to be a surprise 27th birthday party with a cake cake, clown and balloon animals in the costco food court. >>t is that is pretty clever. >> don't think anybody dress up, for it, too. >> all right. that's it foe haver us.jesse have a greatwa night. "jess welcome to jesse watters. waimetime tonigh

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