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south dakota freedom works here now. >> i'm a lousy electrician. as news breaks fox news is reporting live, there is a gaping hole, say legal experts . >> and some of this testimony, at least for the moment, the protests are dampened. officials tell they have concerns that the atf has plans to use u.s. made weapons in rock, not only on fox news♪ ] channel. >> all right. a programming note now, the first episode of my new special outlaws and lawman is out right now exclusively on fox nation. a lot of you watched last night. thank you for watching. if you have it, please check it out. ifit's actually one of the more, fun projects i've ever done. all right.l >> that's all the time we have left this evening. thank you for joining us for making the show possiblehaveu . set your dvr.vr never, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity. in the meantim ne, let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face nexout. >> have a great night, jack.
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nobody tells me about mike allen. happy thursday, everyone. all right. let's get toe t my some bearing? >> trump, who recently turned 18. yeah, we'll step into the political arena as a florida delegate at the republican conventio an. his dad's first order of adviceo don't bang. >> stormy daniels. speaking of today in court, was cross-examined by the defense. her testimony was a lot like her movies, you know, gripping for a minute and a hal f. >> and then you lose interest and click on to something else u .
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jennifer pace of indiana passed away in march, but still won her gop primary election for hoe the house of representatives. it's amazing, since some women do that while alive. >> illegal aliens in denver, a growing list of demandss to to their mayor. their mayor asking for better food, medical care, shower access and nr o or physical abuse. >> oh, that's not from illegal aliens. >> that's from my staff. for airline employees, we'rebusd busted for using their ability to bypass security to smuggle millions of dollars worth of drugs. >> no wonder so manys wort of fi attendants seem like something's up there. wa but president biden claimed that inflation was 9% when w he took office, when it was
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really 1.4%. in his defense, he doesn't knolw the according to a new poll, po, almost one third of americans live in constant pain. well, at leastt one for one hour perr on day. never fails. [ chee >> never fails.ri a new study found 38%d of americans have never felt more uninspirefd at work thano they do now. many say it's because of their e of. and finally, is adding a mammoth, a 50 piece chicken nugget party pack to their menu. to order it, all customers have to saordered,y is give me the kristi tough love.. >> all right, let's dohe a monologue. the birds and the bees bir bumbe to its knees. i refer to the bumble dating, ed which launched a decade ago, described as the feministf tend
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of tinder, but maybe iert should have been called hinder, i because that's what these feminists did to women trying to mee femt men.bumble >> bumble's big innovation was that only female users makefirs the first move to contact a potential match. that w that way, their inboxes weren't full of messages from losearr or or creeps or all of the above. s >> but that was bumble's brand., the women get to ask and then men until now, after ten years g white flagin and letting men initiate the conversation. te the cturns out putting womenn driver's seat for dating apps waes as bad, is putting them in the driver's seat for drivin g while sexist in, say, women's saw what it's like for n men in the dating market and found it too haretd to whatd so thad to do for ages make
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the first move so they ran away in horror like they were handed the bill dinner. >> wow. so the app finally gave in to the inevitable, allowing men to initiate conversationse into with women. now women can add a question w to their profiles foomanddr to respond to and for and nonbinary users. >> there's directions to the d closest home depotepot. here's how bumble describesit amazing innovation of letting men ask women ouan amat, which e used to call human nature. our new featurale, opening moves lets women choose a question that center all matchestios. geh >> just choose your opening move. sit back and let someone else do the wor, sik to get the good chat going. you know, in bars used to callg. that having a wingman. >> you know, the guy who's so i awkward and embarrassing, he makes anyone look good.my win my wingman. my wingman used to say, hey,
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greg, i think you left your trophy for best, quadsicoe in your helicopter. >> you know, wingman was like goose in top gun. as long as you make me look gunu good, then i don't care ifean. you die in the ocean. >> the app adds, quote, so if you're done with thinkingg wi what to say, we get it. opening moves means less agonizing ovetor to say and more getting to the good chats faster. >> see, it's not so easy. not my little chickadees having m to think on your feet, eet, be charming and witty. and we had to do it to your facee . >> after six shots, a jagermeistermeis. but with but with bumble, a woman can now put a question in her profile. like w like, what's your dream vacation? who's your favorite singerhar d >> or who will feed all my catsl when i die alone? ollowe >> then any fella out there can talk. u know because, as you know, there's nothing us guys enjoy more than smal s guysl talk for hours on end.
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>> but it gives men a chancee pc who are physically repulsive to women but can still come up with aepulsiven a good line or. >> so why is bumble doing this after ten long years? well, their stock price has plummeted 86% and the company just fired one third of their employees. >> turns out you can't get laind ,bumble, but you can get laid off. as it turns out being expected to make the first move all the time isn't muct moveh fun, eveno laptop. try it face to face. l real life in a bar with six of your friends watching andread ready to bust your or ovaries. >> the restt of the nighte because he or she turned you away like you were i knelephantor h j man with halitosis. i know that suddenly women got a taste of making that scaryscar first move and the sting of rejection makin ag the first move is the hardest thing you can do because you faced rejection almostrdesthing yo ni of ten times.
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>> it's like when kat applies for a credit carofd, but yett we we're expected to do it. and that's good becaus expe buih muscles. the ones you don't see, the muscles of personal witty humor, charm, charisma, what we call the axis. >> gutfeld i worry, however,. that dating apps have caused those muscles to go slack. people online judge each other superficially on looks and wealth. so now, even average lookingg g guy misses out on training those other muscles that make him better out than a dumbr th but handsome jock. >> here are the attributes a. top 10% of men who get all the e action on the apps.e ar they're usually over six feet tall, wealthy, good looking. no wonder everyone else with a y chromosome sayno wons why bot? now that's. now that has happened to women on bumble. men only contact a small percentage of women leaving out otherst to. t is it's now based on looks. so only a few women get thnow bh
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requests. perhaps there should be a new dating appe moaps ther calle rest of us. thank you. and unattractive man, like, say, randi weingarten could be the spokesman back at. >> but as men explore what it's like, be women in sportsto b dressing rooms and beer commercials, women are learning what it's like to man up. and in both cases, the results aren't good for anyone. see, the internet could do a lot of amazinge no , but it can't change human nature. an app strip away. strip awayange hum. >> what would have been helpful for both sexes? the women of bumble bo today'soday's g gender fantasies have little impact on what makes relationships work or even how they begin. social can't change factschange about human courtship. hummen make the first move bect they need to. >> women don't. we're essentiall y needy and women
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wait and then discriminate. it's har d them, but it's hards to for us, too. >> but you take that anda you're left with very lonely people on both sides. which leaves men with and women with cats. let's welcome tonight's guest. yes. sorry ladies. e he's tying the knot. and this timknote it's not a noa actor, writer and comedian jamie lissauer. despite unusual last name, she's not an uber driver. financiae is nl has gone out. he buys his memberss me only jackets in the husky section. ca n comedian joe mackie. and she live in your van. eat a meal from a can. "new york times" best selling yothor and fox news contributor got to.
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jamie did not write thisquestion question, but i'm going to read it to you anyway. d jamie, your ex-wife dumped yo, took your house, kids and everything you owned, which left you lonely and depressed because of that. how muchg you ow time did you sd on dating apps like bumble? onu must have done dating apps . yeah, that was a question slash quicink summary of my lif. >> i did absolutely do dating apps, and that makes you feel bad as a guy when you hear those were the parameters. t tal i don't like the be the short thing. i'm not six feet tall and i feel like that's also somethin,. you can't change about yourself. >> immutable is that what is.! >> i don't know but i get that all the time that like people would come up after show sometimes and i've actually gotten you look taller television. right. which is crazy. like, maybe your tv's sitting wh something, you know, maybe it's not me. but the first movie isn'tg is funny, that bumble, that was their whole thing. that was their brand, is. gonn
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and now they go, we're not going to do it. like, that would be like beyond me going, you know what? we're going add a little bit thd. hat is w >> we think that's why they were called bumble. . was queen bee they were in charge. but the little worker bees cam e . >> yeah. i just think people don't realize how much easier they have it because the apps because remember reali how , when we were, we younger and dating, we didn't have you guys. we didn't have lik nothavee, you couldn't even send like, a like a pic. >> no, you had to. i >> you couldn't. you had to actually bring it over to her house. yes. and it and it's and you had and now you're choosing the that'sand no possible pictu. it's like your is having headshots done. yes is gettis. back then, you wouldn't even have a filter unless she was looking through a screen doohavr and like, yeah. and for the women, it's easier. they couldhter ]r just give yom a thumbs down. back then they would have to actually look at it and give you a thumbs dow, then. s down yeah. you know, i mean, you couldn't . yeah. couldn't ghost people. you had to fake your own death. fi. nk about
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that's true.it was oh, my god. think about that. it was so hard, heather, to liko harde be like. like lose someone. when? before were, like.o some but now you can just ghost them online. but before you just had, lik e. e, i'm not answering the phone. you have to take a different route to work. yeah. insteafferent d of, like jamie , the picture. you have to deal with the real thin picturl wig. >> i'm not sure how to how follow up after that. what's the business here with bumble? >> did they make a mistake? i mean, these ruledel heres of e because the stock price is tanking 80% from when they went public. user engagementanking,t declinip because people are getting married and then hopefullyletine they're deleting their profile, which would be the right thing to d righto. but it took seven years to figure this outt, you. >> you know, why not let amy gender make the first move, at least to give jamie and joe a shot? no w, the dating app? >> yeah. no, m. w, i love the just i'm trying to help them out. and you have, joe, you are a , is this works out really well
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for you. is it weird, joe, that no mattert weiroe how you resist ry or biology, it always somehow returnrealits? e is yeah. yeah. greg, i just want to speak to some of the comments that have made speakom previous. >> a number of women hit on me all the time. they come up and say that you're very attractive. joe mackey t, team and i say, in tell that your eyes work. well, i'll say this. it sounds, you know, when, they say it's a feministf version of tinder, i'm like, that sounds awful. yeah. like, best case scenario is that no women want to datbese you, but, you know, i'm worried that, like, my success in the dating world has made me rusty. when i hear about how all you losers are doing comparedo me to me, you know? so i had to work on some of my,n own pickup lines. r. oh, i'll be you >> hi, stormy daniels. i'm a. >> and this a good one because u
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it talks me up a little bit. yeah, but then makes the ladiesdies a little insecure. maybe they're a little needy after that. mayb ae they're. t they want to get to know you better. it's. it's this one. it. you you bet >> you're almost as hot as the models i normally datemodels. >> that's good.s good that's good. now, what? you. you're a icond. , and i don't use that label, but everyone s. e doe >> yeah. character. you met your husband and on a dating app, is that correct? >> yeah. i alsog app, a lot of people wht not my husband. >> i love your greta van susteren impression. >> there. >> thank you.ar >> do you? i mean, you are. you are. woma a man'sn with a man's kind of perspective. >> did you think do you think that this is just a net? but it's true. i mean, in men.king
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>> what are you talking about? >> the fact that on no matter what happens, people gravitate t towards the same choices. >> so if you looowarhek at a day app, only like 10% of theof men get all the women and then on a women's whatever app, it's the same.'s it's like everybody else is kind of like bullied out, not bullied but pushed out it maybe. >> but i feel like far more often what youaybe but an ugly u of a man with a hot girl than in the reverse. th you know, i think that'si thn that's by far. but i also jusk att in general the messaging it can go on forever likeing, you can justana message back and forth and you can have all these different conversations going and you never actually meeve dift in pe and honestly, the guys with thet best messages who have the best things to say are maybe not always the best at followingl through on some of the stuff that they say, yeah,g throug yo so i think that that happens in real life too. >> and on dating appfeto as youw i you know i always like to give advice to young men out advi oe get those apps.o meet >> you know the best way w to meet women is to go to
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places where you're doing somethinhereg you're good at. w >> right. you know what i'm saying? whether you know, a you know, a golf range is what you it a driving range. >> you could just like walk around putting your tweets on a projector. >> yes. you no, i mean, it's easy. i mean a projector you go to whe you could be your best self and then people can see you. >> for me, that's everywhere. oh, it's tough to.o ou i don't go out. they just come running at me. it's like i'm a magnet of some f kind. a magnet for women. is there a word foor wr that a chicken? >> yes. thank you,g isr what joe. t oh, that was a great segment., >> i don't know about you guys. i don'n't t.know uys, about you guys. s away >> oh, yeah. a joe's memory slips away with that shout out to green if you'll be in the new york area on t like, tickets to see
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n trust trump more on the economy. they say that in polls the cost of buying a home in the united states is double what it was when you look at your y from before the pandemic. n is income when you account for inflation is actually down since you took office. economicactually last week far t of expectations. consumer confidence maybe nodenc surprise, is near a two year low n with less thans to six months to go to election day. oyou worried that you're runninu out of time to turn that around? we'v time already turned around. >> oh, why the horrified lookard on your face, sir? it's as if he had gotten a whiff of his own pants. >> he also lied about inflation. quitresident has inflation had n we've had in terms of creating jobs and bringing down inflation was 9% when i came to office. >> 9% actually, no. it was only 1.4%.h by t >> which, by the way, is also my percentage of body fat. you're welcome.
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>> i starve so you can look at me. ause t >> and of course, there was noae real time fact check from the reporter. perhaps she was busyct check t our breath. but joe's biggest what the moment was at a campaign stopgl in wisconsin when he said his catholic school teacher was draftehid. >> the packers watch by theology professor at the catholic school. i went to was a guy named riley. last nam ae, and he had been drafted by the green bay packerds and he decided to become a priest before. >> so he didn't go. there's a lot of things going on there, but i want to know the last name of the guy and riley last name, and he had been drafted by the green bay packers and he decided to become a priest. before that.
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so he didn't go, you know, perhaps riley's last name was his last name. and the only draft is the air whistling out of biden's ears. of course, not only was joe reading another word he shouldn't have read, the other words were pure at this point. comparing him to ron burgundy is an insult to ron burgundy. everything was pre-scripted and still biden ends up everything up. if they scripted, if they scripted, joe, pretty please don't read this. he would recite joe. pretty please don't read this. and as for the actual anecdote, i refer back to my big book of passion knowledge. the only person with the last name riley, to be drafted by the packers was another dude from colorado in 1940, seven years before biden was in high school . and speaking of 47, that's
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the year joe says he rescued those aliens in roswell, new mexico. what's joe think? oh, no. don't don't even question me, man. i remember every minute of my days in, back in catholic school, my teacher, riley, last name. that was his name. riley. last name. his first name was, baba. oh, that class was a teenage wasteland. i wrote a song about it, gave it to my friend townsend. last name. he was in a band called who? i'm not kidding. that's not a joke. band was called who believes a. what's the band? who? who? no. who? who? it's like that old comedy sketch that i wrote with my partner. lou costello. heather, i was struck in that interview with erin burnett that, that it seemed like. joe, that was the
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first time he ever heard that information. it looked like it. yeah. it's like he's been cocooned in a cocoon. well, why didn't she correct him? i mean, coming from cnbc and economic background, i mean, the first thing you would say is no, mr. president, inflation was not 9% when you came in, in office. it was 1.4 two thirds of americans are living paycheck to paycheck. so when you ask, you know, are you worried about this? and he says, no, i've turned it around. no you haven't. prices are up over 19. you go prices are up over 19 percent, you go to the grocery store americans see prices are up, gas stations, americans conceded, he blames corporate brook breed! 's not a corporate greed, is washington's inability to balance the budget, not just an anchor bar is getting smaller. >> greg: yes, it's his brain. it is interesting blaming corporate america and also the idea that americans have more money so don't worry about inflation! what say you? >> he can just blame yourself because you try to wind of the election, it makes a lot of
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sense to lie. my only problem is, when it being one of those interviews where she was not allowed to ask a follow-up question because if she had that 9 percent number, she would also have the 1.4 percent number. to me, the greatest part is the more that biden talks, the more his life becomes like the movie forrest gump, pretty soon -- and then i worked on a shrimp boat! [ laughter ] my friend bought stock in apple computer, i could see him just running for a longer distance for no reason. [ laughter ] >> greg: it is amazing, he is in every era with some weird twist. how did he think he comes up with these stories? >> i don't know what i think that interview really shows his greatest strength is his weakness. [ laughter ] it is! because it's actually really hard to want to grow somebody,
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stick it to them, when you look over at of them when they're like this -- [ laughter ] right? your brain goes from ol show you, i need to show you how to get home immediately! so you can ask a follow-up question because it would have killed him. >> is a are you okay? it is a matter of he's the president, any situation, the overwhelming feeling is of concern. >> greg: i think she felt about it. it's like if you get in debate with your aging grandfather, and he says something silly. >> he can keep his eyes open. >> greg: jesus. jamie, his performances almost as bad as your marriage. >> that's right. >> greg: i know, i know. >> i wish mine would have only lasted that long. [ laughter ] >> greg: this is crazy that that's the president. isn't it? it's absolutely crazy, i think
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she might have felt bad, like the best thing about it being an interviewer, and doing an old guy like biden is like you could ask that was hard-hitting question you want and he could not walk out of he wanted to. physically. i have to point something out, sometime along as you guys progressed, she's to do like an exaggerated version of biden, look of biden was crazy, and isaac joe biden is doing an exaggerated version of tom. >> greg: it's true! >> is on believable, he's a doing a caricature of an old man talking, you can see the thoughts in his head going through a tour before they get to his miles. it's ridiculous. is an he made a mistake when he said, when i got into office it was 9 percent. i think he might when i got into office today. [ laughter ]
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>> a story in five words... booty by words, republicans offer protesters gauze a, this is it interesting, how republicans introduced a bill wednesday that would send any person charged and convicted for illegal activity on a college campus to gaza. [ applause ] to serve a community service sentence for at least ask months , would he make of this? >> unpopular opinion, i think this is the worst a bill that you could get from your government after you die. we live in a country where it's cruel and unusual punishment to execute somebody who is fat, was
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supposed to believe for a second we will send a people convicted of a crime into a war zone? i think republicans in the house would be better served by trying to not pass the democrats agenda for them and we should have a bill maybe that if they keep doing that, would send mike johnston to gaza? >> greg: somebody's been hanging out with marjorie taylor greene. [ laughter ] all right, should they get a taste of their own medicine? what's the other analogy... lotto they walk the walk instead of talking the talk? that was pretty strong. >> because in this country we don't send people to war torn areas for misdemeanors. >> greg: bush earned we? shouldn't we? i ask you, are you some kind of hate be? >> if that makes me a hippie i suppose so student you hippie commies are the same.
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>> obviously we are not going to do this, so it is irritating that politicians that we pay spend their time doing those which is just virtue signaling. >> greg: you know what i would call it a symbolic gesture. >> that's what's virtue signaling as they do that raises the hypocrisy over the protesters, if you really care, leave the safety net of your coddled college campus, that's three c is in our row, alliteration, look it up, jamie? and don't even have an insult for you. should you send your ex-wife to gaza? [ laughter ] soon think she would argue that would be better than her time with me. >> greg: do you think this is a waste of time? maybe cat is right, it is pointless even if it has a point it is pointless. >> i disagree with these guys.
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>> greg: is there a way we can pretend till the last second we're sending them? >> can we just land and pull back, oleh scared of them -- >> greg: that's great! >> i was in 88 and a college would argue still i am, and the dumb thing is, when i was in college is sort, for 20 years at thought local anesthesia, is that local anesthesia meant they got it from like around here. [ laughter ] over supporting the local economy, i don't know. our member my ex-wife when like it was about to touch the hot stove, i let him touch him and he'll never do it again by that's true and want to stop them ahead of time, so is he still has a face with skin. [ laughter ] it think they would both work. it would be a reminder. but as think we scared them but don't send them.
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>> greg: it is interesting to though heather, shouldn't of the protesters embraced -- as a general year in jail because you destroyed a car or you get a six months of community service in gaza, given the choice is shown embrace a community service? >> when i tried to provide support to the civilians of gaza instead of breaking the law and destroy the property? they are of onj of wackos, i hate to sit i'm not saying my daughter to college, you know why they should save the tents for after they graduate, they will need them. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> greg: coming up >> tech: does your windshield have a crack? trust safelite. this customer had auto glass damage, but he was busy working from home... ...so he scheduled with safelite in just a few clicks. we came to his house... then we got to work. we replaced his windshield... ...and installed new wipers to protect his new glass. >> customer: looks great. thank you.
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[ ♪ ] ♪ what's that smell? it's a story that sells. [ applause ] >> greg: it does swell. michael douglas is vexed by the lack of on-screen sex, aging actor douglas recently criticized onset intimacy coordinators for taking away control from the filmmakers saying it is all choreographed now, at the sags "sex seems like fight scenes it's all choreographed to". in my experience to take responsibly is meant to make sure the woman is comfortable, you talk it through, you say, okay,, i'm gonna touch you here for that's all right. i did a few of these sex movies, and we joke about it now but it would have been like to have an intimacy coordinator working with us? whatever dude.
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and like michael douglas, some actresses eight intimacy coordinators are necessary especially the ones that keep michael douglas from having sex with you. cat,. >> yes? >> greg: nobody likes sex scenes except the perverts that's in it. but it was people like michael douglas who made the sex scenes happen because viewers don't like it, the actresses don't like it, nobody likes it except the little old pervert. >> yeah, it's like if you're sitting at home with your parents, you run out of stuff to look at other than the movie. but also intimacy coordinator is one of those jobs where if you have an interest in being that, zeballos thank you should do it. [ laughter ] just like you now? if anybody ever told me, i don't care how inappropriate it is i would get up and leave. >> greg: to the points jamie,
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the intimacy coordinators are third-party experts with it nearly unlimited authority and budgets to manage his sexing. i don't know school for this, who makes you the expert. what i guess it is the least capable person in their office, and they will fire them and they go, okay,, jesse, you do those. [ laughter ] sue and, yeah, i was uncomfortable with a lot of things he said. auto sink sex scenes are like fight you're not getting consent >> greg: true. very sensitive comment. >> i can get jealous sometimes, remember my ex-wife was in a sexing, are so uncomfortable. not only because the guy was so good-looking, there's no cameras, your not an actress. [ laughter ] to the report god.
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>> poor guy. soon i was in a tv show ones, the hardest part is -- i noted a sexing i was just so excited. >> greg: by the way the love between you two looked totally real. header, i can't recall a single sexing in a movie where eyes more of that, please, except in cocoon but that's for another time. who wants this stuff? >> i don't know, the calling michael douglas the expert, like many beautiful women, it wasn't him that needed the instructor, nor was it sharon stone, i mean uncrossed her legs and she will show you what to do. if you have an element of an instructor makes you feel better during your acting then you
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should not a volunteered to be paid for sex scenes and b., it's not going to look realistic to the viewers if somebody is watching. that's just weird. >> greg: tell me about it. you know joe, as a universal sex symbol -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] is it true, joel? every person that you've applauded, you have supper with? >> i don't kiss and tell, just your studio my kissing stories. but i will say that someone your side, i hate movie sex scenes. broke back mountain! [ laughter ] ruined a perfectly good western film! that's why i think i would be a great intimacy coordinator for movies because whenever i start watching people making out, they stop. [ laughter ] >> greg: by the way, cat has a
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very good point, let's say you are in a real situation and somebody's making out in front of you. it makes you uncomfortable. why would anybody think that in a movie that would make you feel good watching two people? i don't need to see that. >> i'm not uncomfortable. [ laughter ] >> greg: you are usually in a tree. up next, a ♪ imagine a future where plastic is not wasted... but instead remade over and over... into the things that keep our food fresher, our families safer, and our planet cleaner. to help us get there, america's plastic makers are investing billions of dollars to create innovative products and new recycling technologies for sustainable change. because when you push for smarter solutions, big things can happen.
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just bounce a little bit. li gote . wett got this. who knew? makeuasca made you, like, music? >>yo jamie is that proof that when you do the things that you like on drugs, notwhent translate when the drugs wear off? it absolutely does, because i actually enjoyedhe were off? h because i was blacked out on ayahuasca. it wasn' was bt bad. that was absolutely that was one of the most insane things i've ever seen and did one see,i earlier in the speech. he did basically an advertisemend y int, bitcoin, bitcoin. he did like this ad, and i was ad staten, you think would have enough money to buy commencement speech without. >> yes.>> g no, it's -- it's true. it's like being in the middlre,k i don't know, a funeral or a wedding. and heathenoa r the priest sayi, while we're here, do you have enough gold? >> yeawe are herh, right. that time. you show.y al there's like, they did a magicsi trick behindck the podium that u
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one could see. he said, well, therem that are r quarters back in 1984, the same purchasing power power as three quarters today. the guy holds up a sign, a tokee gun representative mcmos and the whole student body is like, what? yeah. superplex. no applause, no nothing. >> yeah. was that an advertisement foan r bitcoin? >> i know it was crazy, but it was. he can blame the drugs, joe.e te >> do you blame society? i'll say this. that was the worst performanceu . ohio state's football field since they started 11 or no. peell fieldt michigan by 22 points. by 2 of theinole the inspirational speech, the graduation is stupid tne it's like, hey, you're done. and now i'm going to inspire. a they you do that at the beginning and be like, work hard and don't protest dumb. protesh. >> that his name? h he was an entrepreneuris and investor.
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