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ingram who dined many years ago. my work ethic, my patriotism, i hope my sense of humour. i got it all from her. i appreciate her a lot more now that i'm a mother myself of three teens. it is my daughter's 19th birthday today, happy birthday maria, love you. to all of them on an expectant mothers and mother mother stand ins, a lot of those out there, i hope your children, your friends, your grandchildren honour you and love you this sunday and every day. because you make it all happen. that is it for us tonight. i will be in new york next week. jughead is testifying so i have to go. thank you for watching all week long, great legal analysis, i have enjoyed it a lot, remember it is american now and forever. we have gotten a lot of submissions, your pets watching the angle, keep them coming, jesse watters takes it from here >> jesse: welcome to "jesse
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watters primetime". tonight... >> he lies about everything, including healthcare. >> jesse: brighton -- biden's presidency not up to par. >> it has been a rough few days for jack smith and funny willis. >> the days of magical legal thinking are over. the cavalry is not coming. >> jesse: the weft -- left waiting the white flag on the trump trials. >> it is a joke, it is a disgrace. >> imagine that! >> jesse: why are liberals so sad? plus... >> that's a spicy meatball! [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: it's friday, that means trump can finally escape the icebox and do some campaigning.
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he is in new jersey tomorrow holding a rally at the beach. >> on saturday we have a tremendous rally, how many of you will be there? it's going to be great. there will be a big crowd and we will be saying a lot. >> jesse: johnny will ask questions and you will see that monday. somehow the guy who was locked up in court four days a week is talking to more voters than biden. trump warmed up for his rally outside of court today. >> he lies about everything, including his healthcare because you can hit a ball 100 yards. he lies about everything. >> jesse: this time in 2020, biden was up by four nationally. today he is down by 1.5 points. i don't make predictions anymore but it is not looking good for biden in november. cnn sees it as well. they are already planting the seeds to blame russia if trump wins. >> the fbi says it is monitoring whether u.s. support for ukraine would leave russia to take more
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risks and potentially interfere in the 2024 presidential election. >> you have the possibility of russian -- the russians being incentivized to actually intervene in a way that would help republicans who would be averse to additional ukrainian eight if elected. and to hinder the prospects of democrats. >> jesse: good to see him, looking great. russia is not helping from, biden is. he is completely splintered the democrats once solid base. young people, blacks, muslims used to be loyal to the democrats, now they are angry. college kids and muslims call widen genocide joe. biden tried winning them back by threatening to cut off aid to israel that was not enough. they want to see israel wiped off the map r by caving to the campus, he slapped his jewish mayo donors in the face. 1 billion -- billionaire backer wrote a letter saying this. quote, bad, bad, bad decision on all levels.
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let's not forget that there are more jewish voters who care about israel than muslim voters that care about hamas. the only thing israel and hamas have in common is that they don't like biden. now house republicans are cooking up on impeachment because just like democrats accused trump of doing, biden withheld aid to an ally to help himself politically. >> i will go ahead and preface this by saying that 98% of the language that is in my impeachment articles was actually drafted by representatives who i hope will support this, given the fact that they set the precedent with their own words. but the reality is that when you are trying to withhold humanitarian or any type of congressional appropriated aid for the purpose of political gain, what she does look at political gain because he wants to win michigan, he wants to pander to the radical left. >> jesse: after all of that, israel's prime minister says he will do whatever he wants. >> we will do what we have to do to protect our country. that means to protect our
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future. if israel has to stand alone, we will stand alone. >> jesse: biden loses votes every time israel drops a bomb on thomas. joe was supposed to give the commencement address in a historically black college just in a couple weeks. but now the students are warning him to not come. >> about 50 people gathered here on the edge of the college campus to protest president joe biden who is set to speak during the commencement later this month. >> the general feeling on the ground is that we do not want him here. we already did not like biden because of his policies when it comes to policing and mass incarceration and frankly, the issue on cop city and the genocide in palestine were just the straw that broke the camels back. >> jesse: everyone is focused on the mideast and protests but the border is still huge issue. a group of house democrats are begging biden to do something about it. >> we have breaking news now. 15 house democrats are calling for president biden to do
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something about the situation at the us-mexico border. in a letter first obtained by cbs news, the group urges biden to, quote, immediately take further action to restore order at the southern border and fix our immigration system. >> jesse: it is not just democrats, met is also telling biden to be more like trump on the border. >> the whole system is broken. and biden needs to confront that and say, you know, we are going to have to reform the whole system. i wish he would do something much more extreme like the old asylum system is dead, no one is coming in through that process. you have to apply from your home country. >> which was a trump policy. >> it is a trump -- it is the right policy because the old system is gamed by millions of people. >> jesse: if everyone is telling biden to fix the border, he knows it will help him in the polls, why does he not close it? well he does not want to keep out any new voters -- i mean citizens. >> there will be a bigger influx
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in terms of hispanic voters. hispanic citizens. who want to become citizens. >> jesse: that was a little slip of the tongue on spanish radio. he just cannot win. today biden retreated to a safe space, catching a flight to the west coast to ask big tech executives for cash. no cameras allowed, just silicon valley humanoids and their checkbooks. joe cannot hide forever. he is running for president and it is on election year. he needs to show his face. but biden's team is trying to minimize the damage. they cannot let him get heckled at the biggest political event of the year. they are trying to make the event virtual like in 2020 when they had prerecorded speeches. they say joe will speak live and are planning on having more people on zoom instead of in person. which means a smaller chance he gets heckled. this will smother whatever
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sliver of excitement was left for the convention. democrats were all for the summer of love in 2020 when it was hurting trump but now that the mob turned on them, they are hiding in the bomb shelter. clay travis joins me now. this will be a amazing dnc. protest outside and zoom in the middle. >> biden is done. i know we're sitting a little bit around six months from the election but jesse, they are trying to weekend at bernie's. you member that movie? i have been making the analogy for a while now. somehow they made a lot of money at weekend at bernie's, that was the 2020 campaign when they had biden. they cannot do that again. and that is why i still find it unbelievable that they are going to actually run this guy. they are not able to let him walk to a helicopter by himself. he cannot figure out how to
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manage the israel arab conflict. as you mentioned in your open, he has turned off tons of israeli voters, tons of jewish voters. i do not understand. if you support israel's right to exist as a country you are an american citizen and you are jewish, i do not understand how in the world you could possibly be voting for joe biden. and i think trump is going to get the largest cadre of jewish voters that we have ever seen and i do not think biden is adding arab voters at all. this is going to be i think the way things are going right now. such a mess by memorial day that a lot of people as the official start of summer arrives in the democratic party, i think they are desperately hoping that they can shoot enough drugs in joe to get him out on the road to be able to do a few events and that he can cut into this lead by memorial day. but i do not think it is going to happen and i'm curious, do you buy in that you feel that there is a bait and switch coming? i just cannot believe that they are really going to trot biden out and let him go head-to-head
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with trump. it makes no sense. >> jesse: they said it last night, they are not convinced biden is the nominee. he still thinks there could be a switch at the convention in chicago. and if you look at the poll numbers, he has not bounced back. he is still underwater and every battleground and the media is starting to turn a little bit. i can smell it, i have a great sense of smell and i can see and i can smell and i can hear the entire media industrial complex realizing that they are going to run a loser. and so they are very powerful. how would that look if they pulled that though? >> i think the only way it works, jesse, and i have made this argument for a while. they cannot elevate come all harris because joe biden is a disaster but she is worse. but if they do not elevate her than it is racist and sexist because how does a black woman not be the next person up? the only way i think they can pull this is they get barack
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obama on the phone and they say it is time to pull and michelle obama. she is a black woman, guess what? black women actually like her. they bring her out and chicago, her hometown, they get a lot of enthusiasm and excitement and they pull the bait and switch. the more i think about it, democrats aren't crazy. they are not going to let trump when all of the battleground states, may be, maybe virginia. they will panic i think around memorial day. the fix will start to be in, come august i think they go michelle obama, i really do. otherwise trump will have a huge win. >> jesse: people are talking about it and you cannot have trump run the table in the battlegrounds because that means trump has a mandate. that means the dictator on day one has a mandate. they can never allow that to happen but there has got to be on event that happens. i think you will either be a fall or something with hunter
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that he says listen, i need to get my family together. there has to be a catalyst for the switcheroo or else all of a sudden people are on vacation and then he is just the nominee and it is too late. >> remember hunter is going to get convicted, probably. i believe the trial on the gun charge starts on june 3rd. >> jesse: is that a felony? >> he has the west coast trial. double felony, yes. he's got east coast felony, i think he will hit west coast felonies, it's like old-school rap in the day, he is bringing east and west together. and i think what is going to happen is that there will be so much pressure on biden to answer the question, are you going to pardon your son or not? and i think the answer is certainly he is. you will not let hunter go to prison and he is going to say, i have restored normalcy to the country, it is time to pass the baton to someone else. my son does not deserve to pay the price is because of my political decisions. that is going to be his out, i
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think he's right, we saw it happen in air force in the sand bake there. he fell on the short stairs he was using on air force one, going around on the campaign trail, he is going to fall again and it will be impossible to argue that he has the mental and physical ability to do the job. >> jesse: and you know it's hot during the summer and there's lots of travelling and it could happen at any moment. the hunter thing is interesting though because he could pardon him in the lame-duck situation but he is also facing -- >> that's correct. >> jesse: he is facing other charges regarding taxation. and it's a mess. there could be a few catalysts and we will see how it shakes out. have a great weekend, play. >> i will, i'm in the mountains here jesse. your show was very popular up here. but they told me that i dress better than you. i just left in her to come here and they wanted to make that clear. i will go back to my bottle of
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wine and i will toast trump being incredibly in the lead and be looking better in this jacket than you do in yours. have a fabulous weekend. >> jesse: i hope everyone heard he is going back to his bottle of wine. that it had are even started. >> only one glass in. >> jesse: clay travis, feeling good. [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: fox news alert, a terror loving teen who spray-painted gaza on a central part world war i memorial is been arrested. the 16-year-old, who is a regular at hamas rallies will have to sit the next few out. while he is handcuffed a police bench. he is facing multiple charges. porn star ghostbusters, italian vacations and the transgender usain bolt. ahead on prime time. ahead on prime time. [ ♪♪ ]
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[ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: day 15 of the trump trial while we still have not learned with the crime is. but we're learning more about stormy daniels. not only does she talk to dead people, and thinks her house is haunted, she is also a ghost hunter. >> i know firsthand that once these energy spirits, "'s, whatever it is finds you, they will keep finding you. >> i do spell work for people. >> i see dead people. so my idea behind spooky babes was so that no one felt the way that i felt. >> there is a feeling i get any weird taste in my mouth, i know i sound strange. >> jesse: spooky babes. the porn star contract talk trump all she wants but trump has to zip his lips are he goes to the clink. same thing with michael cohen. he is testifying on monday and he will not stop selling t-shirts and badmouthing the defendant. but the judge will not get him.
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>> there is no gag order. it's amazing actually. everyone can say whatever they want. they can say whatever they want but i am not allowed to say anything about anybody. if anything is mentioned against certain people, and you know who they are, certain people, if anything is even mentioned back they want to put me in jail and i can happen one day to go to jail for our constitution. because what he is doing is so unconstitutional. >> jesse: even cnn admits michael cohen is a catastrophe. >> here's what makes michael cohen so unusual and so unique. i have never seen a witness with bigger credibility problems than michael cohen. i have never seen a person who is like to congress, the court, the irs and his banker. the entire prosecution witness team has been lied to michael cohen. >> jesse: the media is starting to realize that biden will have to beat trump fair and
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square without the law fair. >> it has been a rough few days for jack smith and funny willis. mark, do you think we are going to see any progress here before the election? and after the election, you think these trials will ever happen? >> i don't know. the key question is anything going to happen for the election and i think the answer is no. the days of magical legal thinking are over and the cavalry is not coming. >> jesse: the national press secretary for the trump campaign, carolyn. you have been in court -- >> unfortunately. >> jesse: unfortunate for everybody, especially your boss. what is it like inside that room? >> the court room itself is just as dirty and disgusting as the democrats who are bringing this witchhunt forward. it really is a sad sight to watch, especially as you think about the fact that it is being used to prosecute the former president of the united states. i would not let my worst enemy use the bathrooms in this place, nevermind president trump. and when you are in the
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courtroom you can really see the disdain that this highly partisan and political judge has for president trump. he has no patience for the defence, he goes against every motion and objection that our team proposes but he has all of the patient's and gratitude in the world for the prosecution. and it really is a stark contrast to watch. this judges political, he is partisan, he is conflicted in the whole case is a sham and it is shocking to watch in person. >> jesse: you know who else is there? judge jeanine. did you catch my cohost on the five? was she behaving herself in there? we were worried she was going to jump across and strangle the judge. >> it was a good surprise to see someone like her when the rest of the p. was are filled with a fake news that her typing away on their keyboards every time the details of this case are shared. >> jesse: so now everyone is gag, apparently. we're looking at the gag order and it is more extensive then we realized. if you are the press secretary,
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the national spokesperson for the trump campaign, are you also not allowed to say what you want to say as an american? >> yes, that is exactly right. >> jesse: you are gagged? >> i am gagged by this partisan democrat judge. and he purposefully made the language in this gag order very vague. not only does it of course cover president trump but it also covers anyone who president trump can direct orders to, which by nature is of course our campaign. those that work for the president. so you have people involved in this case right now who are allowed to go on every cable talk show in america, they are allowed to go on tik tok and slander president trump, lie about him, talk about the case. the president cannot defend himself and our campaign cannot defend him from those salacious and wrongful attacks either. that is why this is election interference. we're in the middle of an election six-month away and we cannot defend our boss. >> jesse: so you are saying -- if you say something against the gag order on "jesse watters primetime", donald trump could
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go to prison? >> that is exactly right. >> jesse: we have to go to commercial! >> thankfully, i think i may discipline spokesperson. >> jesse: very disciplined. you know who is not disciplined is mike cowan, selling merch. he is going to testify on monday, even cnn knows the guys a joke. which should be expected? >> more lies, i suppose. >> jesse: are you allowed to say that? >> well i just did. [ laughter ] but more lies and more days where the prosecution does not prove a crime. and every single day we go in that courtroom and the prosecution, there is no crime. president trump never committed one, he is completely innocent and i have a very hard time proving their case because they have no legal basis on the merits of the law. and it is a complete waste of time, a tremendous waste of taxpayer resources, i feel that for the people in the city who live here and are paying for this and i feel bad for the law enforcement were forced to go to that courthouse everything will day. this should be used to prosecute violent criminals like the migrants were beating up police
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and are released and we're there every single day. >> jesse: i think alvin bragg squeezed into a pugh earlier. no one knows what he is up to. no one can figure it out. carolyn, thank you so much. >> thank you jesse. >> jesse: watch california explain how they lost $20 billion. up next. [ ♪♪ ] our families safer, and our planet cleaner. to help us get there, america's plastic makers are investing billions of dollars to create innovative products and new recycling technologies for sustainable change. because when you push for smarter solutions, big things can happen.
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>> jesse: you were looking at a high speed chase near the border of texas. a smuggler broken door country than spot at the cops, the first instinct was to turn around and flora back to mexico. one problem? the rio grande. the smuggler does not care, boom. drives a truck right into the river, that was on purpose. texas dps calls it a splash down happens all the time. criminals plunge their car into the river and then swim back to mexico to evade police. once they are on the other side, they are safe and they can do it all again the next day. sometimes the smugglers are on the phone with the cartel while
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running from the cops. the cartel waits for them on the river with the raft and then paddled them back across the border. think about what it is like to lose $100. you have five twenties in your pocket, all of a sudden you cannot find them. you look around, it stinks. can't find it anywhere. dammit. now imagine losing $20 billion. when you lose 100, no one notices. when you lose 20 billion, they do. that is what is happening in california this week where under gavin newsom's watch, the state spent $20 billion over the last five years to combat homelessness. and the number of homeless people increased. so when auditors asked to see where the money was spent, no one had any idea. it turns out the states homeless council just threw money at homeless nonprofits but did not track how much or how the nonprofits spent it.
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so lawmakers demanded a hearing and it was a hot mess. watch. >> what has the money been spent on? >> they're working on finalizing the annual report and we hope to have that published in short order. >> why does it take it three years to get data? the system hasn't plummeted in 2021. >> it began in 2021, it was not fully implemented until 2022. >> that is still two years ago. why is it taking so long? you are the one who said it's urgent, i don't know maybe your sense of urgency is different from mine, you cannot tell us at all how many people we have helped? >> jesse: know they can't. it's like a car accident. you don't want to look but you can't stop. but how did it come to this? >> you're talking about what happened in those two years, a lot of that is using a data system they have never used before, getting used to it, getting substantial technical assistance, us getting that data and needing to have further conversations and then needing
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to work on cleaning up that data and getting into a place where it was more sensible. >> jesse: so they lost $20 billion because of technical difficulties? all right, let's just put that aside for a second. when will they finally show us where the money went? >> we're going to get, hopefully some user-friendly report with all of the data around one through four. >> correct. >> when? >> in a few short weeks. >> and a few short weeks. so before we vote on the budget? >> i cannot say with a definite date, i apologize. >> then how can you expect us to vote on something if you don't have any data? what you should do is walk to the supermarket with one of us. and then you can really supervise it. or let's hit the farmers' market together. you want to hear urgency? that's how you hear urgency. >> jesse: california needs to get it together. emily wilson, host family saves
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america joins me now. emily, do you find any of that $20 billion, will you at least let me know, please? >> yes, the old technical difficulties. when losing $20 million -- billion dollars. democrats are very good at two things. gas lighting everyone around them and funneling money back into their own pockets. i looked into many of these complexes that they are building, by the way, and must be nice to be homeless in california, you get top real estate all the way to santa monica. you know how much they are spending on these units? from 837,000 a unit to $1 million a unit to house one person. >> jesse: wait a second. $1 million to house one homeless guy? does it have like five bedrooms? >> it's funny because these people will not even touch on the fact that what about crime? how about the two women in venice canals who had their heads bashed in and one is on critical condition still? they won't even touch it, they
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can never answer anything. that is the one thing, they can never answer a question. i think it is time to audit and i think it is time to -- let's be like, okay,, where is this money? show us. i million dollars a unit? this has to be a joke. >> jesse: just to put it into context, the democrats shut down the government because they did not want to give trump $20 billion for the wall. now the $20 billion would have built the wall and had no open border, case closed. how about another example? $20 billion is what we just gave israel for weapons. $20 billion went to homeless and there is twice the amount of homeless r what are they doing? are they having the homeless have sex and have homeless babies? [ laughter ] >> you know what is even crazier, there was one woman who i believe was the head of the homeless department. i looked it up, you know how much her salary was? it was between three and
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$600,000. are you kidding me? and for what? you are about your job, it has never been worse. you know $20 billion could do? it could build jails and mental hospitals which is what we need in california. >> jesse: emily, good luck out there. and if you find a one million-dollar empty housing unit near santa monica, may be squat. because that could be a nice pad, thank you. >> i was going to say i would be the first squad are, thank you jesse. >> jesse: last night we told you about the portland high school transit student born a boy, claiming he's a girl and how he beat out teen girls and varsity track. well just last night, he completed the portland interscholastic league championship and again, destroyed all of the females in the 40200 metres. [ cheering and applause ] >> and your champion with a time of [ bleep ] from [ bleep ]
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high school, [ bleep ]. [ applause ] and again, are top four athletes >> jesse: we had to believe the name, that was not parents cursing. but it could have been. and now he is headed to the oregon state championships, taking the spot of a biological female. the same day that happened, joe biden hosted the wnba champions at the white house, gave a speech on women's sports, watch. >> it matters with women finally seeing themselves represented. it matters to all of america. that is why as a nation we need to support women's sports. >> jesse: the guy who says we need to support women's sports is allowing men to destroy it. ahead, why are liberals so angry? >> i have depression, anxiety disorder and i'm confused about what gender i am. but you should definitely listen to me about how to fix thisis country. g
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>> donald trump is now president of the united states. [ shouting ] >> imagine that! i hate this! >> we do not debate fascists! [ bleep ] fascist! >> jesse: present trump sees it. >> has anyone ever noticed that there is just no happiness on the left? they are not happy. they are not happy people. >> jesse: it turns out there science to back that up. for more than 50 years, studies have shown conservatives to be much happier than liberals. and the media is finally ready to acknowledge it. the new york times publishing this. quote, those on the right are less likely to be angered or upset by social and economic inequities. leaving that the system rewards those who work hard. those on the left stand in opposition to each of these
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assessments of the social order, propping frustration and discontent with the world around them. unfortunately for you, it appears the liberals are only getting angrier. and the times suggested may have something to do with identity politics. citing one study that says this. argue that recent events suggest that identity politics may correlate to a decrease in well-being. particularly among young conservatives. -- excuse me, progressives. in terms of getting upset about things you cannot control is bad for your mental health. instead of getting angry, try laughing instead. maybe go out on a date r although it is kind of tough out there. >> dating in 2024, have you always been a christian? no, i used to be a kristyna. >> liberal on a date. >> separate checks, please.
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>> jesse: the founder of the right stuff joins me now. i'm having you on because my daughter is 12, she loves you. i don't know whether that is a good thing or a bad thing but we will roll the dice. >> it is a great thing. >> tell me why you believe liberals are just so unhappy all the time. >> i think most liberals are insecure people and they find meaning in adopting some made up identity instead of just being themselves. they replace faith in god with faith in the state and instead of family being there focus, they focus on things like racial and social justice. but ultimately, that leads to a less fulfilling life and probably why they are so stressed out. >> jesse: and they cannot handle the stress. i mean even the slightest bit of resistance to anything they want
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makes them feel unsafe. most people consider that feeling to be just a little uncomfortable. but they consider feeling uncomfortable with unsafe. >> yes. they are trying to internalize all of the world problems and then projected onto everyone here. i don't know what is going on, they try to remove truth from comedy, from television, from academic you. and ultimately when you have a movement that is not based in truth, it just ends in disarray. that is probably what we are seeing. >> jesse: people are getting it together, that is not a book plug, it's true. we have someone who i know personally, savannah from the book swap. she was not very successful on the dating scene, she met me, she took a photo with me, she put her photo with me on your dating app. and now she is engaged to be married. [ applause ] >> jesse: we are very happy for her.
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if you want to find a date, just post a picture with jesse watters and you will get a ring, ladies. it is true! people do tend to follow who they like. tell us about the website. >> jesse -- jesse watters is a cheat code if you are on the right stuff dating app. it is a dating app for conservatives. if you are looking for a normal traditional dating experience and you are having no luck on the other apps, try ours. it is all good people looking to go out, have fun, build strong families, build strong communities and ultimately a stronger country. >> jesse: thank you so much john. we're just looking for normal, it should not be that hard. >> that's it. [ laughter ] [ ♪♪ ] >> jesse: time for sink or swim,. tonight it is lisa booth versus joe who claims he is almost undefeated.
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>> it keeps him up at night. >> jesse: the one lost because of a technicality. only lost a couple years sleep. which senator on fox news said that there are only two kinds of gaza protesters, terrorist sympathizers and dumbasses. was it federman or lindsay graham? >> i was first. >> i'm going with boba fett here. >> doesn't matter lisa. >> there's two classes of people here, dumbasses and terrorist sympathizers. >> jesse: it was a bit of a trick question. did either of you watch the show on tuesday? it's fine. i'm not going to lose sleep over that. >> i'm going to watch the pvr over the weekend. >> jesse: that's right, thank you. high time is the category. which former cnn star said he prefers eating mushrooms instead of edibles. >> i'm just guessing.
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>> for some reason i can't really do edibles, i prefer mushrooms. >> that never goes well for me. >> don lemon on mushrooms, stay away. i was thought he was on mushrooms. [ laughter ] >> that's the shocker. >> jesse: we have a one point game. joe has to go. which well-known democrat senator describe these campus protesters as bidens of vietnam? was it bernie sanders or liz warren? feeling the burn, that both of you. let's see. >> maybe larry david? >> this is bidens vietnam. >> jesse: this is the last question. and this is a tricky one. never dumb question. every week on sink or swim, one person sinks any other swims but which famous waters tear to wondered if rabbits could swim? was it maxine or was it jesse? both going with maxine.
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>> you had to put that in there. >> do you think a rabbit would float? >> let's find out in the break. >> can they swim? i don't know. >> let's not find out. >> jesse: come here, rabbit! we did find out that joe conscious is still on a hot streak. >> one whole answer right! >> jesse: he will take it. >> this is my county! >> jesse: get out of here, you were doing so well. i will subtract a point now. >> congrats on the book, by the way. it's number 1. >> jesse: now he's back and he won fair and square. >> thank you, i have seven of them. >> you can have it. >> i don't want the consolation prize. >> it looks good on you. >> its participation. thank you joe. >> what will you do? >> jesse: another primetime victory. we found a politician on another foreign junket with your money. [ ♪♪ ]
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>> ♪ ♪ >> jesse: unless you are nancy lee -- nancy pelosi don't go into politics politics to get power but more importantly you do it for a purpose. politicians go on trips to fancy places all the time. she went there in 2022 to paris to tout the economy and then marveled at the birds and physically assaulted a little chinese kid playing basketball. last month of the dc mayor took a private jet to the masters for a taxpayer-funded sports and economic development to trip. and new york mayor eric adams is on a holiday sponsored to fight
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climate change in the migrant crisis apparently. >> first of all the most important thing is we had to italy it's part of finding common ground with asylum-seekers with affordable housing, the economy, sustainability and other important issues such a significant moment to for me to meet his holiness the pope and it is a start of a journey. >> jesse: while these there may be bob the builder could figure it what triggered the fall of the roman empire and let us know. >> ♪ ♪ >> jesse: happy preemptive mother's day and bailey waters there we are sometimes it might not seem like it and sometimes it might not seem like you love
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me but everybody loves you, you are a great mom and a great wife integrate everything. happy mother's day. now some texts. rich from orange part florida forget the debates let them play 18 for the presidency. >> jesse: that's not fair. and do you honestly think michelone bottle would give up her low stress lifestyle to return to the white house come on. >> jesse: small chance. sarah from north carolina did cool travis say he was up in the hills don't tell maxime she was right. >> i think he's plotting over a bottle of wine rather than an insurrection. next asked uncle posey what happened in new guinea here there.
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mary maybe those 87,000 irs agents can find the missing 20 billion in california. and they do have guns. can from somerville new jersey. >> i was fired for coming $18 short for pumping gas. these kids lose 20 million and nobody gets fire. >> jesse: listen it was a technical difficulty it happens. from chico california. jimmy carter was attacked by a swimming rabbit they do swim. >> jesse: can rabbits doggy paddle. then from hazleton, when are you going on the view. kathleen says year old is talking with your hands are you italian. i like a spicy -- i'm not doing it i am waters and this is my world. >> ♪ ♪
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