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all right. yes, yes, i know. i know. i would feel the same way if i were you. >> all right, let's get started. according to storm.get stard. y daniels husband, the couple will leave the united states. trump wins the trial. so wait a second. >> she has a husband. upplen >> that's like finding outes the easter bunny has syphilis. oh, my god. what if somebody have syphilis in here? i'm sorry i offended you. and get this. her husband's a star, too. i wonder, do they talk shop at home? >> i bet he complains when he doesn't have. >> a hard day at work. wow.
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i'm not jim gaffigan. this is going to be is it goingy to be clean comedy? so they're actually going to be leaving the united states,he which means stormy is going to enter another country as opposedited stamean to anotht entering her. sorry. o'donn >> rosie o'donnell reportedly sent a text to michael cohen , breathe, relax, tell, tell the truth. thu got. i love you.ate that's the same advice she gives herself when strapping on the feed bag. >> executives abc are complaining about photos of good morning america co-hos t demarco morgan showing him posing with a large bulge in skintight biker shorts. seriously, what does he think? >> this is?s a 16 wmen's swim team, 16 women have accused magician
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note to self they like the fat jokes. they hat>> note toe. >> there goes my joke about michael moore himself. >> all right. newly released video captured wild bull attacking bystandersl at a popular losattack cabos beg >> it's the most terrifying thing tourists have seen at a beacseenh since this. >> all right. we're going to do a monologue. so unlike joe, it appears the debates are alive. >> yes, biden and trump aretrum actually planning to stand on the same stagp are actue ande each other. >> joe told us about ie agait at second video that had more cuts than the rest of a depressed goth tale. >> now watch. d trum >>p donald trump lost
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two debates to me in 2020. since then, he hadn't showto mie debate. now he's acting like he wants to debate me again or makee wano my pal. i'll even do it twice. so let's pick the dates, he donald. >> i hear your three on wednesday's. make my dad y. g >> the only thing that makes joe's day is taking a in under 20 minuteshoat. unde >> hilariously, the biden campaign is claiming he didn't mince words. >> listen. the president himself did not minc min. nt himsee words, right?d he he said that he beat donald trump twice in 2020. trump hasn't debated since. the president is happy to debate. since.appy to do twice. twi >> didn't mince words.cet mi nce they were literally mincedn in that video. words one more chop that dr. jill sliced steamed bananas.sh she feeds him every morning. but whrning.o needs the ability to form sentences at a debate. right. especially without the teleprompterut odid they, tr when to pause, repeat the word and not his pantomg him wes. say what you want about trump, but he has no problem talking. he's the only guy. stormy daniels said, made] hi
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her ears sore. ears s but with bidenor, they need to slice and dice. ce. in fact, we got her hands on the original version of that video. check it out. >> hey, let's doe the segment. >> come on. come on. to debate.ebatves >> in 1920es, donald trump lost two debates to me in 1920. that was century2 de. >> donald trump loves to to where i care diagonally pretty 0 sneaky since he downser what happened to him h 2020 sine then and shown up for a debate. now exactly what he said to me. >> now he wants to know. >> exactly. he wants to debate me agaiagain >> well, make my day, pal. i'll leave right now. >> but we're going to do twice. oh, debate will maket o my day. >> you know, he said that he? would be cleared by bill
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clinton. >> i'm not afraid. air. n behi >> i toondk him down behind the shoe. let's fix the digital. bates donald. let's pick the dates there. base for the day today. r you feel wednesday. >> what does that mean? and for meony!, something's in e water at fox. >> anyway, for those of us without dementiaanyway, joe set and demand for debate is a big surprise since earlier dismissedgnmpaign the idea. >> i'm not going to debate a criminal. he croaked . the last time i saw one like that, brian stelter forgot halfe his at the burger king drive thru. so why the chang drive-the of heart and not the monthly one when they replace all of joe's organs? our friend vivek thinks it's a setup. keep an eye on the details of how all this comes together. you don't often see a sudden
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180 like this unless there's more to the story. if tha well, if that sounds paranoid, wait till i tell you how jfkwai. killed lee harvey oswald. >> biden demanding also that there be no audience. no audience, which, granted is something joe is used to usually winning usuallysometl he's in a room with more than three people. it's on a gurney as nurses scream, don't walk intoea the light. but i guess the audience is banned because there's nothing than a presidentialg sc candidate who can relate to the. people. still, our old pal chris wallace thinks it's a stilpawallac because you people are such a pain in the neck. >> i alway sa pains that the aue was a pain in the neck. you know, some people are sayings well, that's goingr to hurt trump because he plays to a crowd. i think it's overstaume hey ted, the advantage that it gives either one of them, i don't think either of them are reallry paying much attention to it. to in think it removes a
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unnecessary distraction. okay. so it's the audience that risks distraction, something chris neves audiencer to worry t cnn. plus, his audience consisted of the cameramen in the studio and the ghost. >> his disappointed father, the. >> i'm sorry. >> of course, if trump had made this demand, he would have beenf accused of suppressing the will of the people, democracy and free speech. anothesuppree or by demand, of. no rfk jr. j i get it.unior. a guy who sounds like katharine hepburn sounding more coherent than you ever could. >> and the mikes must be muted after her allotted time. this way . gh joke and away at will. of cours e they want to minimize joe's damage. i'm surprised they didn't add and no candidate eitheizehi and yet the media is cool with this especially since joe got to pick his teammates
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otherwise known as hosts jake te tapper and dana bash. tapper and bash soundsr tish a terrible british breakfast or cagney and lacey with less testosterone. so those the two unbiased journalists, the trump presidency is coming to an end. for tens of of our fellow americans, their long national is over insults, invective and outright lies.hat >> that's what we heard fromwe f trnald trump in iowa thisro weekend.um>> the t rhetoric of adolf hitler is once alive and well, thise an time given life by formert aero president and current republican presidential frontrunner donald trump. >> as he was talkingbiidential,s trying to reach out to some senior republicans to ask when the is going to happen. this isn't just dangerous. >> it's nonsensical. under my voice, you hear isn'tvc repeating his anti-immigrant rhetoric. >> wowe yo.
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talk about fair. they're going to be as objective as chris christie b at a lard tasting. >> meanwhile, some of the media seem to have already known mean to debate almost immediately after biden's video dropped. politicotomost imm details theig on the debates. quote, senior advisers felt that they could not skip them as the reelection campaign has been positioning itselas tf as e one pushing for democracy and transparency. moreoverpushing for de, would fe that biden wasn't up to the rigors of the job itself f. e so how did political know ahead of time? i guess the vc was right. the fix is in because biden is losing the court aren't working. every time trump shows up in court, his approval go up.prl love him or hate him, he's got r that thing that attracts viewers. some people have it and some people don't i. >> but perhaps there's other tricks in the works, maybe a big new hoax that will appear that lets joe back out b on the basis of we can't debate this man. a conviction, perhaps, of
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that might give him the excuse that we can't debate a felon. so the stage t can't isn't set a a debate. it's set for something else. if this werete et cete a fair f, biden would be quaking in his pampert s. look, they're already interfering with elections right in frontthey're ing with m court cases. imagine what they're doing behind our backsagin at t without the courtesy of a reach around . >> you're a, so don't hold your breath. a fair fight. that's not part of the democrat playbook. t partthat stage could have a tp door installed for trump. and something worse installedu n for you and me. >> let'sd welcome pat get herra wages so salty pretzel makers want a bag? go set out numberedng emily cabana. he makes more random noises in a 19th three lebaron. actor comedian jim breuer is tied up by one seated
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on olive oil with herye onc "new york times"e selling authk and fox news contributor catnip and a dump truck is his toilet. >> "new york times" best deli. whether it is at the yeak times. all right, emily, what do you make of this sudden decision to debate what' liss the real story companion? >> well, the first thought that went my mind was that this is a coup. totally, because otherwise, why else tha would they serve up the crypt keeper and actually think that he would carry the flag creekr an? i and then i thought to myself that this is their manufactured answer t to the fact that thect media and americans have been calling for debate. this enables andricans to say ni >> he said he would. he said he would do to right it. shut would. e grou the groundswell of people that were saying i'm sorry that the sittingll o president h able to actually debate another candidate on policouy. however, every bone in my body does not think it's actually going to happey don.
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i agree with you wholeheartedly. this is like the scene is l when the king.y the hideous one. yes. the shanked shanked. yep. shanked. the attractive one. yes. and gladiator. thank you.tor russell crowe. and the whole point is,th knowicans wantanel a fight. no one is cheering for someone getting beaten up and murdered while their hands are tied behind their back. e thei but this manufactured dee is exactly that. no audience? ex, no mix, no this. >> and then the media is going to carry with it. and. th.we oh , he totally won.e di if it does happen, they would say this. look at how biden shotdn 1 him trump and this and this. like they will create the mirage. but at the end they w the day, too, i think everything he does is beneath the office of the presidency. but more so than his crowingcy and his glee at a former but president that is facing criminal charges and him saying free on wednesdays. give that t-shirt, your son. >> you know, emilyr , one piece of advice when you're goin gu're u to in a film analogy, try to learn the character'ssim ana
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i mean, that's all there. that's like, oh, that's all i got from that gym. jim. he's an expert in strange noises. can you make a noise in strang? >> describes what the debate might be likte. >> a l a lot of that. yeah.ot yeah. so tells me, like he acts mentally. somewhere along the line is i have the bait. am >> and so he said it. and then his team was like, oh a ,every timyie i jump out about it, it's like me saying, it's, i i'd go around. would tyler yeah, i can take i'll fight him one day. so is that. oh, no, it's on record.l okay, wellalrigh, all right. but he can't use his arms, right? right. yeah. and i did the chair right and i get to. yeah, i get the firstnches. ten punches. yes. you would still lose this gu u would y. definitely lose. have you seen his feet?
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his feet could kill you. >> i use a dump truck for a 20t. . i did not write that one. oh, you know what? o >> that was one of the fewpoop jokes i didn't write. i thought that one was beneathle me. looks like many jokes. cats my all right. do you think that this is real? what's goingdeis. >> i don't trust the democrats. i mean, they're doing lawfare right now. what is going on? >> yeah, it's. it's hard. say, i really hope it happens, though. yeah, because i want to see it. , you know, because i don't really watch sports. no, you don't. so the debates are the one time where i feel like kind of probably how sports feel, you know, like watching it and other people are weighing in. it's got their takes about the things. i hostly thiy thinkstl the rules that they wouldn't really hurt trump that much because it is i do thinkeone it's actually tough to debate someone like biden. i think it's tough to asydenk the hard questions of someone who looks like the only question you should be askine whg him is do you need
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a ride to the hospital? >> i so anything that can be set up to make it look nicer him that that's almost because it's so easy to look like you're bullying the guy. >> yeao easyh i'm going to quote i think i'm going to quote myself when i said a that bidens biggest strength is his weakness. >> that's. yes. which i've biggesth is said mul. you know, i said it last night. okay. o my welcome to my life. american title . all right, tyra's we talkedth about this in the green room. we kind of like broke. it was about. >> so michael cohen claims, that there was a phone e called trump about stormy. and now they find out that it was actually a prank. wh trumt storyeah, a 14 year ok called him. i don't know how many of catchn a predator. >> i heard that on - because a p year old calling you up going, he is your refrigerator running? well, yes, it is. we'll go catchor runni? it. click. yeah. fbi, there's a 14 year old teasing mee's -year-ol. no, that's noty why you call
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the fbi when a 14 year old is on the other end of the phone line? >> i was trump's. he calls you don't call over a crank call. listen, i'm retired bodyguard'ma when you cal rl us. yes, it's the fixer situation. like, what do i do? there's that great scene inen godfather two. that's the bodyguard. like, look, no one's gonna kno w their. no one's going to forget him one day we asked you a favor. you only call for help whe nep you up. >> so it's discussed. up. i mean, this guy can't get anytg worse. but what's more disgusting to me is the fact that youuy cad the mitigated gaul on this show to save vivek. >> yeah. how it's been dropped. the big story it's been back i've been. t gi i don't give a damn mr. vev i've been saying this since one that there's no debate. the fact that he even said the we even know who's president.ve >> you have they had their little little partiesve ah to say who's going to beea president and represens tot, prn and the vp. no, he just randomlyt? dropped
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june 27th. let's have a fight. oh, and jfk can't becauseul you know what? no matter what, he could have made it or jfk, made what. >> only fair and i'm so mad kfc jr but he could have that guy can make it yeah so why can't other guy be there. yeah no it's a great we're good. i told you he's there's no debate break ps no debate.. he couldn't he can't talk to anyone, let alone answe r question, could debate himself. that would be fun. d debateh that.n up all right. we've got to move on. up next, michael cohen gets cozy with a nut named rosi e if you'll be in the new area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audiencet! psst! is bronies alls don't have to be scary great flonase centrum is daily for non-drowsy long lasting in a scent free gentle mist. scent free gentle mist. >> flonase all goo our allergy headache and nighttime pills. >> only purple's gel flex grip
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easy. >> you got this cow. and so this jim ikoko. it takes this takes a stand this week in this hushk an monet trial and rosie's been rosie o'donnell's been texting him comfortingex him with messagessf of support like, breathe, you got this. like you what? >> an unlikely couple. well, i just think it's funnier that i visualize rosie the t watching the tv codev die. >> i got to it.t yo she's sitting there just going for word like i love you so if you only didn't have a, it wasn't a . i mean, yeah. >> in't know about this audience tonight. they don't know our brand. it's and 24/7. if you want anything else,an you got a special reportything,,
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have you. have you ever been followingtty us? it is pretty bizarre. it's like what happens whebizarn you get new friends to that like you. oh, you lose your old and youan get these new friends and you want to please your new friends. ooh. noyo tpleas w i had rosie o'donnellro and dan goldman or whatever his name is,sie i know as much as o would love to make fun of rosie right now, i have to say i feel like i'vf rosinoe far more pathc texts than that. like, not of them have been text. some of them were on venmo and had a dollar attached to thes,e ofm. the person in question had blocked me juse perst, begging e back in their life. yeah. so i kind of, you know, i kindre of. she's a rescuer. yes. what the her friends are saying, she's a rescue compleplexx. i think the weirdest part about it for me is thatso adm she's as it's just so admirable how brave and strong he was to likir andng he wae, stab to t and i'm pretty sure that's notnt what happened right. wit >> like trump broke up with him, basically. bas federi think it wa
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more standing up against the federal crimes people inal charge. yes. and wanting to get off easier on that. it was all self-servd wantine i >> it is. it is. and it's it just shows you that like, you could be a dirt ball one day until they want to use you and then you becom wane a h. >> well, your your sins t only count if they're against their beliefainst system. so we're going by all stretch we of the imagination c as horrible lawyer who will do anything, will lie to clients, will steal from clientsilthing say, but be he doesn't like trump and she hates trump, he is now this wonderful being. so let's not forget just all the all the clients that he's robbedforget from ande horrible things to like. it's like he just decideks to.d one day to be crooked. yeah. i'm saying like, he he is a it l, but this is, thisat is what the left does. now normally if this would have been if l this wasn't trum, she would still be calling him every name in the book. but it servelingrys it serves a purpose. and this thing about trump, he makes you relevant agaiinn, n even for just saying his name will get you on the map. she texted cohenoru on no one en
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would care. they have been texting for a while, but she said the magilc t word in there and it's not tyrus. >> which bothers me is, is it trump? and lo and behold, we'relk all talking about it and she's back. so, i mean, thisins back is litt what they do. and does it matter what he is what he's k avenatt mr whatis stealing from people in wheelchairs. but you know he could be president becausecapable heb like the orange guy, you know. so it's the same thing whereus they they get so much attention for just the trump derangement syndrome, the way they'll wil they'll form bonds with their mortal enemies. like there's n o no situation where cohen and rosie o'donnell would ever get along. >> yeah. from palestine of a sudden gay people are on the side of hamas becausennell wh g ople what? >> i don't know. yeah. hands for chick-fil-a. yeah, exactly emily, you know, you look at you. >> look at michael cohen and rosie o'donnel al as, like, the most unappealing pair. and i mean with the exceptionnar of jerry nadler's. >> oh, that''ss you, audience.
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i proved that for you. see, i ]f you don't laugh at hi, i'm going to make him even worse. >> oh, god. laughs it's like the ultimate. d you rather i don't know who i think she would rather you. so look, i agree with you. i >> i think it's the rescues complex. he who the left like to parade.e he hfte is their conquest, whici is someone who is turned on trump, a former insider on trump.ed and now they hold him up like the roast beast and say, yes,s this is the one that we should s all listen to thhoe reality of today's testimony, especially more importantly, of robert costellothof, who cam on fox earlier and talked about it, is that six years ago, cohen was swearing up and down in the throes of a swea, that he still had nothing on trump. ad n. erate, desperate help me with anything, but i have nothing to give about trump. and here he isnothing to g six r saying that there is something on trump. there's been a whole hos sometht
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of evidence that was withheld from the grand jury that has grad from this jury, b but is not being withheld from us as americans. so all wute is that one jurorsa to hold out and see common sense that this guy is good or is is not credible and inveterate letter. >> what do you have a movie analogy for that something she did the grinch. she said. grosthat wees. yeah, i'm getting it, but i'm sick. >> okay. yes, that's a good use for three hundred tyrus it. >> i think you can use 12 angry men, which is what happens. t he i get home late. up[ nexlat. that's for you two people. a gets high and blaming it on whitey. welcome to stormy heights, where the windows are always pella palace. fiberglass is the strongest material for windows and patio doors. the fiberglass frame is even the fiberglass frame is even scratch and dent.
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left congresswoman diana ironr e presley brings us our video of the day. th yesterday she bashe d white man at a hearing about harassment at the fdic. wh why most harassers apparently don't get punished. rutledgeexual don i am so tiree men failing up this lackt th of accountability is a shameful, inadequate and deeplyy unsatisfactory. >> and it is retraumatizin.g really white men failing up. 1 >> well, she's partly right about one white man is failing up and he's up tirades does have a point. >> there's some interesting. oh, yes, she has a point . so tired of this. yes. white people, when they messmess up, they still get a win. >> that' u stills i. >> i just sit around in my house watching whitey, enjoying
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their best life and creating their marriages, stay together. their kids go to school, their cars you can plug them into a wall and they drive away. and then sometimes times they take out this folding thing with numbers and letters on ited?t. >> was it a computer, a home? you work on behalf of african-americans everywhere are bad for her. >> when don't have a pointargumt and you don't have an argument. you group all white people, all black people because you don't have an argument. if someone use you is being someone's been harassed or, it's an individual state. the his name, say who it is, bring g up the charges. it's all of this. thiyou no argument.t so it sounded good. she made her soundbite and we're talking about it. n, you know, tyra saysrists is you can't group but i think you can group with government employee can s i mean there so government employees can violate a lot of rules and they don't get punished. they never get fired.
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ed.they nevy were like you mentioned 90 some odd charges and none of them would oftentimessome o. yes. t plus, it's obviously not the case. and it's just white men who fail upwardshe the. >> has anyone seen what's been going on with jojo siwa? one person more people have got. she's the girl from dance moms.a and then she did this like rip.i she tried do thid ths ribbon. i'm an adult and i'm. and then she, like, did this, and now she's like a thisce in horrible dance and it's so cringe and it's like, honestly, i can't stopitcringe watching. and i'm not alone. i'd say like between 60 and 70% of the content on instagram reels right no% onw is. joe >> jojo siwa i would know the name. yeah, of course you do. >> i ki know she's feeling awkw. >> yes. like, honestly, if you don't know it. yes, because. but that was when she was a child star. now she's like, i'm that's ws as and i'm an adult and it's just like not working. but it's everywhere. know, i'm talking about look on instagram, but only if you have like between five and 6 hours. yeah. jim, what's wrong with failing upward?
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>> well, listen, i first of all, i don't know who is or what she's talking about. whol it wasbonds thought barry bonds in drag. >> so i starteand watching oldgn barry bonds clips and getg all hopped up thinking he should be in the hall of fame. >> so that's that's where th this. >> do you think he should be? you know what? >> he never pirated. i do. i do. i do. >>think he shoul>> id be you kn, he sat behind me in spanish class in high school and used to cheat he me. he used to kick my desk and i'd have to because he was a yeao kd older than me, and he and i used to. we stick spanish together and he would kick my desk at sarah school. >> well, that means that at your high school you had scy, whichand barrr means what is in the water? no, no, no, no, no. they had greg gutfeld yeah, but tom brady. >> tom brady, what did we justy say? >> barry bonds. lynn swann oswh, greg jefferies. why? greg gutfeld gutfeld i meted out
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i looked at a few other ones, too. >> but you know, why go thertheo really? emily, do you have a movie that you'd likhavee to this rem you ofof heathers. heathers good, good call the best moviel time wn a great part of it in that i wonder what her best friend aoc had to say, who has? a whit >> a white man partner. that's the problem with themrtn. being. so super drawing the line at races and whatever is thataya in this day and age, obviously everyone is everywhere. e sit there with a straight face representing other americans purportingcause that her biggest cause is the incarcerated, when that is alsin all races? and then she says a line like that? i mean, i wonder she limelig, if aoc piped up. >> she usually does, but what does she have to say? no she won't say anything. >> yeah. by the way, her boyfriend, her t who not that is a white guy failing up. >>'sd not. i mean seriously, i e
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well, that's this next story. i'm going to give each guest a bullet point summary, and he a got to read it quickly, digest it, and then we're going to discuss indt. ic if i'm going to give you to emily.a can you share one with your friend jim and tire assembly? >> do the same thing with you. >> i'm going to give you two sheets and you could share them with the young lady to right. >> i believe her name is cat. >> so i'm going to go jim,t th you take a look at that story. >> oh, how do you feel about iyt ? well, ty, i feel wow. >> little late. little league g.od we're not going to fund the woo hand instead. toot of spreading the biggest disaster in human history. that lockdown that forced needles. the you will not go to the ball bl game. you will notnot have have. >> but you know what? we're not going to fund wit
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the many more with your tax dollars. gee, i thinkur tax dollar. thats a little late exact. >> that's why i have no words. g cat. so cat they finally cut turox taxpayer funding for the nonprofit group called eco health. as jim pointed out, linkedt. to the covid lab. do you think it's too little, too late? link tonly 12 million dead.ly 1 oh, and they likmie pause it. we wouldn't want to be tooouldn' hasty. yeaht nt t. yeah. i feel like they're the government's really bad. and being generousel like th wim i would say. and i've made some mistakes myself befor y e. you have? yeah. would you care to share? you already. >> oh, sorry about that.ut that. you know, i remember the lab leak was caused. was called a racist conspiracy theory, but we could blame it up. >> yeah, you know, but we could blame it on a chinese wet o market that somehow. wasn't racist. yeah, it's the chinese with their eating, but it's not.
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their lab. >> i'm okay. yeah, it just sounded you, jim. yeah, it was pretty good. that was. that was, like, pretty good. that was pretty good.take let me whip these on. let me take a look at it, though. >> all right . >> no direct link to the pandemic has been established. yeah, that's back to you greg. thank you. thank you. i like a good finger>> t l and e it when it gets because then after the show, the editors have to try to bluitors ho bluro so when you when you don't even see the scale. yeah. so when you do it, not doing it right now, moving your hand around could make the difference if like 6 hours for them. they're like after that. just to be clear in the future d ,do this, go like this.s. >> yo don't do that. when you see that it's malicious.
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>> i'm asking. i'm trying to learn. all right, all right. >> emily.. it it took them this long to make the call. peopl if people like us had not beene pointed this out, they probably never would have done this.to we had to say over and over again, why are you still funding this labd over? wiry >> why are you still funding s this lab? and they're going because it's really important. research is reallys likely are importantsearch research. plus, we got to have another the emic before the election brt and going to pat themselves on the back. >> well, i did stop it. on tn. did take actio and theyp >> when you read the actual decision, it reads like biggest pinball machine ever. there's a million words. and then i decidedmachin it andn we extended it, then we investigated and then we did this. was ob was an emergency and it was obvious. and this evidence wavis.s in fr of our faces and in our mouths on this network years ags o. and someone should have said right then and it that's the proble d havem this invertebrateat's t is that all of these all ohef all our tax dollars has been wasted with zero accountability. and it was t d all in front of m the entire time. think about how many almost government shutdowns we wentm
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tall, skinny, blond friend, then you know, it just. >> yeah,brands but i'm oh, the n love a little. >> gutfeld so it's hard. yeah greg gu, you're you're the exception that throws all the stats out the window. >> that is tru e. e >> jim, what about homosexuals ? what about the homosexual oh, that's fair. he asked her about men. it's okay. yeah, it's opposite i well[ lau a very vague question now. sometimes i just like to ask what about the homosexual often says here in the bible. but you know what you by this whole topic that like like eac men can't be friends with each other if they like other women, will have similar womelike simn listen, i've been married for almost 31 years, so in thes so single days of my free agency, all are all i remember is i isted going out with a guy
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that was really good looking. i knew i'm getting all the sloppy leftovers, and i would. >>y get i would wait patientlym asem to all flock on to him. >> and then as each little birdl would fly away at gramlich, hey ,you know, he's a dirty little bird. anyway, i do want him. >> by the way, who is that? rob schneider. oh>> like , i just saw him lasta and i could. rob's big. i had him. he had a man that i have in the hay. e heighthe tall people. >> tyrus. what? all right, do you buy this?>> ko >> no, this is stupid.w first of all, men, we don't have a type. we have what'srst of a men in t? that's number one. that's number one. okay, depends. our emotional display, our financial and how willing sha defee not to talk. that's the first and foremost. and when it comes to your bestrt friends with your girl, he loves her. you love her, he hates her. frieouyou hate. we don't get involved. we don't need we don't learn the middle name. the lastr weinvolved w name whe, it's long walk. it's my bro's.
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i don't care because we're still going to be friends. in m you're gone and you'r.l stt going to drag me into arguments. so i don't need to know anything about you. you don't go along with them. you don't have lunch with them none. if you have a malehim who's dog that, kick his because he's trying to get your girlk ho >> interesting. that makes a lot of sense. i never truste d guys like that. that's true. like gives you dating advice. doesn't date anybody. like to go.o oh, you go to the bathroom, you go to the bathroom, comed he's talking a to your wife right over there. >> yeah. yep. yeah. >> that's why i stopped hangingg caound with kudlowin. that i saved the best for last. knowmust have some knowledge on this topic. >> i think it. no, i agree with you t . don't think it's real because it's like it doesn't prove what people thinuse itk. who ha it's just men who had time to,v like, attend this study. that's not representative of the public. i'd be too busy. i'm too busy working and watching videos of joe. >> joe, see you. all right? yeah, like she's good. she's like, dream guest on m dy0 podcast.
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