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>> judge jeanine: i'm here along with harold ford junior and it's 5:00 in new york cityi. and this is "the five".et move over dark brandon and get ready for mima lord biden thes way to when back young voters is more internet posts looking foro a job listing to manage day-to-day operations and engaging the internet's top content and meme pages team joko doing everything they can to make the 81-year-old look like justin bieber and i connect with gen z voters.es sadly there is not enough memes in the world to make him look any younger especially when a candidate keeps looking like he escaped a nursing home.

the lackluster candidate gettin lackluster support. the biden campaign in new hampshire getting mocked for being sparsely attended in one and alyssa said "i'm waiting for someone to shout bingo."en look to scarborough to defend the strategy. >> joe biden when he steps off joe biden is about normalcy and by the way, you don't think that's a winning message fore ri 2024, you were not talking to the right voters those who vote in 16 are exhausted now.k >> judge jeanine: if you can't make joe look young jesse: , the ladies of the view are trying to bully charlemagne the gothd of to endorsing the bg guy.

>> now is not the time to sit this one out. >> i never said that might why do we have toco samfy this if we're not comfortable? >> i think other folks need to hear.vote >> i think bothg campaigns are trash butin i willte vote in november and vote who i think canca preserve democracy feels like president biden's basis pretty pest offet about him. >> help amountty. -- help him out.what >> judge jeanine: why is there such a difference in terms ofrs young voterst ? historic and their support for joe biden and now i think 24 points in 2020 and now it is just four points. it's the same candidate. >> remembered they were most

enthused about barack obama and they thought what he would bring hope and change and would crawlg over glass. for him and 2020, we really want bernie sanders percents barack obama told bernie sanders to hightail outtr of their but now they're lookin at all of the issues and theywa are not there and when richard feller was here yesterday that he agreed the most enthusiastica biden voters are is a feeling of apathyy ar which is why biden nl to do this classified ad to say we need someone to create some memes for us the thing about gam trump is his meme game is excellent but he doesn't have to hire people to do it but his fans are doing it for him andme sometimes it gets s him into trouble here the fans are doingm it for him and the voters in that goes viral and you don't have to pay for that so the kinn of current president trump is

getting not just for what he wil says and does opal go into a rally in the bronx. i read the new hampshire journad story about joe biden's appearance yesterday, i would think it was written by one of you guys. it i ts sohe funny to me they're sitting there saying is joeso biden's voters stillci practicig social distancing? that's how few people were at a campaign event supposed to be a way to get enthusiasm for the people there.ai gnthe campaign is spending timea they don't have. you have money and time in ateam campaign, biden team is spendin time they don't have on thingspl like that and it's pulling them backward s.udge >> the question is what are they do given the fact they're usingw -- losin dg the youth vote and o did they make up for that loss? they have charlemagne the god te fsaying they are both trash d

howdy make up for that?to -- how do you make up for that? >> everything is locked in and it's too late and the reason yoh have to be good at memes is there has to be something fundamentally about the meme to make it stick like trump is goos at golf and biden trips or they asked trump why were you gonnao? pay the bond and he says cash.gg you have him hugging thehave american flag and you have him putting his hands on the globe with all the arrows. those are those moments that they are so sticky you don'te even need to make a meme out of it as the meme makes itself.meme memes are fun. there is nothing fun about joen. biden. and he never says anything or

does anything so there's nothing to work with. if he was going to meme, lien into the tyrant and i would state what are you doing onyo wednesdays?u w oh, you are free? i'm gonna lock you up and how will you look in the prison jumpsuit donald? that's the only way joe biden can pull off the meme game. as fare as new hampshire, we ne to a bit like that, the basic people coming are your two state senators may be a half dozen state legislatures and your volunteers so that's about 20 people.bo there were about 30 people there judge so they cannot get 10 more people than the people that have to be there we could say "the five" is going to new hampshire tomorrow and will get 3000 tom people tomorrow. this is the president of thening united states i don't see itews happening. >> judge jeanine: breakingre news here as nikki haley says

she will be voting for donald trump. harold, what say you? >> good to be back i think it's great that it's a good thing for donald trump look at the map where she was securing a lot of votes 10 or 20 percent and closed primaries and suggested maybe she's open to being the vp bulimia get to your question. let's say up front neither trump or biden has to think about being cool and neither of them are cooler hip. number 2 its not uncommon in campaigns to try to pick out the best way to communicate with voters. a lowht ofenwas technology wast around when i was in congress running for reelection almost 2 years ago now so hiring someone to do that but wholeheartedlyhe joe biden will have to learn to

campaign unconventionally and i heard a poll today that trump iw evidently narrowing the margin here in new york to single digits between he and biden and we were not laughing but i was not taking it seriously at the big rally i think herall misrepresented based on his, sources atth that rally in new jersey the y had a hundred 3 thousand peopl0,e in the polline data shows things so if you'rein biden, want you just go toin charlemagne the gods show and do something unexpected? that's what you are suggesting something unconventionalin and t just the stale things they are doing which i don't think are working quite as well as they want. and some of the polls, i agree with them they have to listen th them i think it's important to understand what the mood of the country is because at the end of

the day, this race is a vibrates depending on how secure people feel the number 1 issue isthe abortion or the border or still the economy and inflation? vot how people feel starting in a early october whenre early votig starts, that person will be the winner of the selection and i think it's too early to call in local back-and-forth but biden needs some different kind ofgn campaign tactics and styles to really impact and resonate with young voters. >> judge jeanine: greg, of one of the things herald says maybe joe biden could jump on a plane in flight to his show, he could hurt himself more than help himselselff speak to someone eli woulggd have to pack that parachute.lkin i want to piggyback on what jesse was talking about. what is a meme? a singular combination of wordty and images that go viral and why? a visual punchline. you get it instantly. t

has a greater significance were trump then biden because eames -- memes can change the way by speaking unspeakable truths. you know a meme when it works because you get it. the left cannot meme because you need instant recognition of an k obvious truth that makes you laugh and the left traffics inth the opposite right they take an obvious truth and abstracts it to a point where it is anc academic exercise and relativism why they are millions of about weird men identifying as women e when you get the meme, it'ss obvious and hystericalan and the are no memes to refute thatus because that would require everything but the obvious truth the politics and ideology butt the memes about biden and crime and immigration and inflationn explode onlinean because they sy the immediate truce that the

left usually want to see silencedpete memes get around to gatekeepers. you could have donald go on forever about rebalancing in a meme will come in and poke thate hole andme it deflates and memes can speak for themselves. a great example is let's go brandon. why was thate aitn enduring mee because it was based on an obvious truth about a liberal lie that they were not saying let's go brandon but they were saying f. joe biden but becausel the left say it was let's go the biden, the meme became unnatural obvious truth. let's take it. let's go brandon.ay the reason why i say this can change the way you think, lot of times it takes something toth punch you in the face with an obvious truth like when you are dealing with trans and they show a large strapping man be a woman by a hundred lengths that you

need a meme that says cut the bs, you know what this is. the left cannot do that becausea their whole argument is that yo deconstruct truth and truth does not exist. >> dana: it's like the memes have become what would've been a great television political ade and eighties. where's the beef? everyone knew what that met that there was no policy therefore the meme becomes those things c where you can also shoot itoot around you sent it to your friends and people that might disagree and again it's the moss free media you can get.wh >> jesseat: i have a really good one about michelle obama i canue show you on the break. >> judge jeanine: what you think of nikki haley finallyng supporting donald trump? >> i admire her for many reasons and one of them when she decided

it was obvious she was not goine to win, she went home.gn she did that entire campaign without our husband being here as he was deployed as part of the reserves and he got home and they have had time together and she had quiet time with herai family which whatet she says sht wanted and waited a little bit and i admire someone who feels likely doesn't have to feel the silence all the time and she's now the chairman of the hudson institute great foreign policy think tank and gray for her leadership style and somethinghh she cares about which isis foreign-policy so making thisou announcement todaync about five weeks before the republican convention as peoples mind start to focus but i wrote on one thing. she saidsaid many times in that primary, we are not running against biden but against common harris with the implicit being biden won't make it for another four years.o

piso i wonder if president trumbull start to pick up on that a little bit because he goes after biden the law not so much harris but a way to get the party to all come together andto see if they want to give this a real goal the poles are so good with trump but if i were biden, i be nervouswo.ot i listen to axelrod on top today and they had the actual bedwetting episode. >> judge jeanine: aoc just gave away the game and improveda donald trump right. [ ♪♪ ] rotein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: democrats no longer >> jesse: democrats noth longer trying to hide their g. hauled.t aoc take it away. >> hosting the rally to try to con people and fleece them outse of every dollar they have toy, fund his own legal fees by the weight doing in the south bronx not to make a point but because he has court and the man practically has the legal version of an ankle braceletough around him because he can't t leave "the five" bureaus so it is truly an embarrassment to him >> greg: there she goes andwill warning if trump wins, the partb will be over for the bureau. >> for the justice department and the fbi because trump is coming for those institutions and knows their power thinks yoh has regrets to not corrupt them

last time so he's coming for them and that's a danger for all americans and put people in positions in those organizations he had the bottom of the barrel this time people who want to dor hiys and that should worry every american.ss >> greg: let's address that istm trump is a danger to these institutions. >> judge jeanine: coming from him who took an unverified dossier and lied to a court judge in light again and reup that document and then spied upon a presidential candidate and thenupon president and the amazing part is he goes to advise donald trump the new president that there is this t dossier so he can turn around and leak it to cnn and get it out there publicly in the most

incredible thing is he is the guy jim comay decided he would take over the position of the attorney general and there's not enough evidence to indict hillary clinton and we sayses that's not his job and he says corrupt as they come in unto you one more with him in addition t thatwh, he's the guy who closed the southern district's investigation of the clinton foundation when he was united states attorney and i know this because i was the da working for his office. g >> greg: i was shocked in the green room when you said to me said if you can see with your own eyes what they're willing to do to our legal system to trump to win an election, can you imagine what they're doing tohe the other systems behind o our backs and i say here, here.sa >> harold:y. you have an

impeccable memory for things i do not say and i was curious to hear the congresswoman say what she said i don't know if she thinks the legal issues the president is dealing with are not more than an ankle bracelett and ifhe that's the case, i thii this matteour in florida is more serious than the others but that's beside the point. the popularity that president trump continues to enjoy even with these legal issues such suggest the democrats when you think it's ankle bracelet org to not, let's not how you're going to defeat him have to be him on the issues and i think in fairness whether you agree with him or not and i have things he said in the past that i do thini he raisells some issues voters will have to weigh as it wasas, president trump overseeing inou fronr t of a foreign press corps when asked who do you believe p when he says he did not do anything to interfere with our elections and you believe our

own domestic law enforcement and intelligence services and the president didn't side with his own intelligent service so i think it's a legitimate point that you can disagree with him judge but i think the substancet is wherehi this will be litigatd and not the court room. >> greg: jesse, talking about this for a long time talking about trump's arise in poles weh would hear yes, but the court case and the voters find out he's a felon so they were alwaya banking on this as a political outcom e and she just happen to. say it but we knew it and we were there.we >> jesse: you and i were there the whole time and we transcended it. less just say he has the threen other cases and he does not have this new york case and he is allowed to tribal and he'd be uy on biden even more because when you are the challenger, you don't have the press outside your door and you can't have by laterals with the kenyann is

president like biden did today is safe to hustle votes and fights all the battlegroundshas probably six weeks the trial has been five weeks. would defend every battleground at least once maybe twice so you're going in galvanizing your own supporters doing local media raising money and getting e-mails and contact lists so that is now gone and he doesn't get tot do that and it shows yo how restrictive this court cases. now comay cocci would likeow h revenge trump says i'm not gonna do revenge but revenge would be winning but i'd like a little revenge i think we should get back to them because there are fox news hosts that for all the eight years under barack obamaco were on it but our complaint against the judge campaignn. finance charges how shes

liquidated herwh campaigns why e has so much cash.osec malicious prosecution charges oa tish james and alvin bragg and hunter biden federal violations and tunnel think it's too much us to ask treason charges against crooked obama. >> greg: i have a neighbor jesse who's tree is over my sidn of the lawn so put him in there to. >> the 51 national security officials, no more clearance. >> jesse: none of us has said she said the quiet part out loud until now.>> >> dana: i g didn't say it and it's a typical woman to bring up an ankle bracelet. >> dana: as a typical woman tech aoc cannot get a crowd of 3500 people cheering her on in the bronx and they'd be like

where are our amazon jobs?? the other thing they want him ih court because they thought theys would get this conviction so they could win an election but that hasn't worked as trump'sup poll numbers have gone up in tha fundraising has gone up so much soo th biden had to jump the gud challenge them to a debate to help change the subject in junen before the j convention takes place bee. >> greg: amazing. ahead, judge judy bringing the gavel down to lawless cities. [ ♪♪ ] ■ if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ■ ■if you're happy and you know it, ride your bike. ■

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where bad people got rewarded. >> in the victim got punished by the system. when you have elected districtty attorneys who don't know what their job is, they should gofill find another job, fill ice cream cones someplace but don't ruinbu cities. >> jesse: cell eyestrain clones feels like soft on crime district attorney about to be slinging soft serve as a tough on crime former republican on track to defeat far left da and are you deep down jealous of judge judy because of people saw judge they know it is really judge judy? >> judge jeanine: oi have a line. all have to eat it later. i -- i will have to eat it later.

judy was a family court judge and she does speak the truth but in the end, everyone knows what the problem is and what needs to be done and the county in oregon is one of the wildest liberal i counties and the truth is george soros da losing left and right.i we have kim gardner in st. louis and you have sent -- san francisco and these people are n halfwits and don't know anythin. about prosecuting they don't understand what their job is ana they just want to bring people t out of jail and not prosecute or arrest the police make and certainly not initiate their own arrests and hopefully this is just a change irrespective of what she says these elections where people understand that their safety depends on the da who was in charge of their county. >> jesse: and makes me feelal better that liberals in liberal

cities are saying soros at da's are too liberal for us, get outa >> harold: i agree and i agree with judge judy on how she solves cases on television and agree with our her here you have to figure out ways in which to reform cashless bail penalize people and hold people accountable for crimes.n what's happening in portland that the republicans in front i 12 points that's a good thing and that easily could haveeasi envisioned based on what i know about voting republican inan portland as crime is such an i t important issue in public safety so i think it should be refreshing for everyone who cares like we care around the ussteeple people talk about this that our system works in the electoral process works peopleoo will not continue to electals, people who coddle criminals anda in portland, our firstve dominoe example of the as he find

ourselves living in this awful and avoidable era we live in i today of voters who come from a area more democratic saying we want our communities up and public safety treated as a priority so i am relieved and refreshed by this. >> jesse: in a lot of the states, the governor has the authority to say you are done d and rp also refreshed if that d what happened atan least once.hh >> dana: and the governor of, sh new york should absolutely do something.some texted greg earlier today i walked a mile up 8 avenue and it's hot outside and warm and it a day from the rain to the sunya it is a disaster outsideelte everyone has come out of the shelters not talking therant migrants are there but i'm

talking about doing drugss everywhere lying across the sidewalk those people stepping over them and then you had people on the city bikes writing the wrong way on the street causing a traffic jam in the quality of life is a disaster and i watch 100 '01 ways to lose my life on my way to pilates today and in philadelphia, he was one of the das funded by the george soros effort to try toof make sure these types of das ended up in these cities and now it's not just new york i'm saying i was a one-woman focus group today and it's really bad and i thought i would do to bee safer is to get on the subways that's how badho it was. >> jesse: did you notice any junkies on your way to pilates?

>> greg: i am one of them andyp you saides there's only two kine of people on the new york city streets, homeless men and womeni running to pilatesla. that is all you see in new york. portland voters fired a soros w appointed da a republican gun owner and adults the difference. between adultse. and children i. leftists is adults understand incentives and cause-and-effect in the previous das ignored incentives and incentivizeth criminals in the city collapse and they did not coddle them but coddled them so they still wouldn't stop so you're seeingdo the left wing brain exposed or lack of a brain but this is ass big lesson every look at crime and immigration and identitytter politics, you see a pattern emerge without a self policing mechanism a governor within ar, party, the w disorder unfolds t

continuously with crimhae and decriminalizing theft it went in a decline with immigration and demonization receives decay in one direction and identitygh t politics through the fallacy of the victim mindset and we have grown men identifying as women in women's sports and in women's prisons so what are they allis have in common? there is no governor or. restriction so i think we can agree without republicans leadsa to anarchynd and suffering.o i cahan understand why people think republicans are too harshn but we cannot trust you on your own. look at what you're doing to this country.ar >> harold: if republicansol would give woman freedom to do what they want their doctors and democrats focus on crime at the border. >> greg: you think it's about abortion? i disagree. >> harold: there are things i

don't necessarily disagree. >> judge jeanine: first orderri of government is protection of its people. >> harold: freedom the first thing and said period and youn' can't talkt after that. >> jesse: ahead, what isgal greg's shirt made out of? telling him to stay in the country. we will explain. [ ♪♪ ]

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♪ ♪ >> dana: illegal immigrants taking a page out of the jussie smollett playbook staging fake robberies i announce the rest oo six meanf t faking a string of robberies across chicago so the phony victims of these fake crimes could apply for special u.s. visas reserved for real victimes rs and stay in the cout

what will they think of next?to >> jesse: i am impressed and had no idea punching a migrant would make me a citizen here. [ laughter ] i'm really at a loss as the democrats say they are muc ah smarter than we give them credim for and if you can figure out the nuances of the u.s. legal system, i say welcome to america because i can't. >> dana: they need to increase t the penalty of visa fraud. >> judge jeanine: the reason why we have sanctuary cities ise because almol of the liberal democrats who are so smart madei thone decision that we need to e able to talk to the illegals anw we want them to know were on their side and want them to report crime to us and you visa in place for 25 years and i usew

it ahos a prosecutor for illegas victims of crimes to get them to cooperate too make it clear to them their knocking to be deported and it is a pathway toi citizenship. it is a credible tool this use and i had a case once where in ecuadorian he was a legal laborh and he would get paid in cash b and go in by booze and everynd, week another ecuadorian guy would come around and beat him up and finally after weeks of h this, heim killed him and took a big rock and smashed his head so i was furious about this becausi this guy was just trying to make a living and work and no oneno would testif oy or cooperate win us and then when i went in with an interpreter and said i will give you a visa that it's a d pathway to citizenship, all you need to do is talk, they did. it is a wonderful opportunity to get illegals or immigrants to work with us and give them a

benefit. kno >> dana: what has jussie smollett done? >> greg: this is next level crime. the newest illegals to come here manufacture hoaxes to further their aims make perfect liberale journalists always learned the most powerful lesson in americai that it pays to be a victim that turn yourself into an imaginary villain they'd make excellent college students and where did a they get the money to pay people to fake a crime? i thought they were in dire straits and what is being stolen? the thingsfo we gave them for free? it makesns no sense and what bun me the most another example of line cutting their actually stealing from real robbery victims and cutting in line in front of legitimate victims who deserve the services. >> dana: and anyone been here

waiting their turn and do you, blame joe biden herald? >> harold: blame him forexec executive orders but blame thepr senate to not passing the compromise bill we have to doib everything we possibly can to take the executive orders fromtr biden if you want to say trumpyh is right, fair enough and say the senate should stand up and vote your conscious and right for the border democrats toe stand up to trump we will have stupid stories like this thesety are people pretty clever about how they're doing these things but the real harm being done to us americans to those in line. jeanine: joe biden is letting the legals in. >> harold: we're not doing anything a ws a country and neither is joe biden.nt >> dana: coming up, goodfellas

getting whacked with the trigger warning.

>> i hit him.

a hoof got caught in the grill, had to hack it off. >> harold: a trigger warning on the classic movie "goodfellas," barely since the 2020 blm protest. "this film includes language and/or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers." this is nonsense. your honor, what do you think about this? >> judge jeanine: you think it's nonsense? >> harold: i do think it's nonsense. from the movie. [laughter] i love that movie, what are you talking about? >> judge jeanine: you think it's nonsense? said it two times. >> harold: it's absurd. absurd. what do you think? >> jesse: i mean, italians love this movie. >> harold: the blacks to, too appeared to be on the black like black movies. women like movies like romantic comedies. >> judge jeanine: no, they don't.

>> dana: romantic comedies -- >> judge jeanine: i will find out from m from emma. >> jesse: do not talk to emma behind my back. >> judge jeanine: i talked to her all the time. >> jesse: i'm not buying her enough jewelries? >> judge jeanine: i tell her to buy jewelry. >> harold: exclamation point, what are your thoughts? >> greg: trigger warnings are a reason watch something. they think that "goodfellas" is somehow a bad portrayal of italians. is it as bad as robert de niro in real life? i mean, come on. and by the way, you don't have a trigger warning for the violence but you have it for a stereotype, you are an idiot. trigger warnings are offensive in general because they assume you're a baby and you can handle it. if you actually come i can't watch that, it's from another era, it's -- >> jesse: it's rated r. that's the only warning you ne need. >> greg: anne hathaway movies. that's what we should have. >> harold: dp, what are your thoughts? >> judge jeanine: a trigger

warning to walk outside. >> dana: my household needs a trigger warning for movies that are going to be historically inaccurate in our portrayal of who was a judge in england, for example, in 1925. i'm just going to tell you, it was not that guy. >> greg: the movie you were talking about. "wicked little letters." >> dana: there so much going on in the movie that is factually incorrect which i don't think helps anybody who wants more diversity, equity, and inclusion. but for my sake, the next time, just need a trigger warning and then i can tell peter, that he doesn't have to complain about it the whole movie. >> jesse: if you're going to do a cowboy and indians movie and all of the indians are white guys, it gets confusing. >> greg: that's the way it was in the '50s beard [laughter] >> jesse: didn't they paint their faces? >> greg: yes they did, jesse. >> judge jeanine: they didn't have indians then? >> harold: not in the movies. >> greg: now the same guy at every movie. >> jesse: i love that guy. >> greg: the guy in the

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