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>> ninety-five days early voting starts in pennsylvania this election matters. et al. the time we have left this evening thank you for being with us, making the show possible up your excite your dvr so you never miss an episode of hannity. let not your hearts be troubled. greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face. have a great night.
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[ cheering and applause ] >> i agree. i know. that show was pretty good. happy thursday everyone. president biden is in italy for the g-7 summit. auto want to say joe was out of it but he says his first order of business is to meet chef boy he. every time he heard someone say g-7 he yelled bingo. they also awkwardly saluted the italian prime minister but in joe's defence he thought it was princess peach from the super mario brothers. sunday is father's day. or as hunter biden's abandon
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5-year-old calls it, day. speaking of hunter, london roberts new book claims that joe's son kept his... and had sex with one of her young female friends. who do you blame for that, hun türkiye at bring around your young single friends to hunter is like... news organizations are preparing for the ways trump may punish the media if he wins the election. the punishment brian fears the most being sent to a camp where there is an exercise yard. according to recent reports a brooklyn supermarket from a well-known chain is home to a secret gay sex club. giving you all the more reason to rinse your produce before
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eating. good practice. restaurants are now using robots that can cook, serve and bus a meal and these robots are so advanced if they recognize you from tv they will spit in your food. he actually asks for that. four russian warships are sitting at 200 off the coast of florida. president biden warned if they get any closer they will be 199 miles off the coast of florida. and a 63 percent of a survey's respondents say playing music increases the duration of sex. upon hearing that i noted premature ejaculate or just downloaded stairway to heaven.
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>> it's 12 minutes right? >> yes. senator jd vance and congressman michael clow to have introduced a bill to eliminate diversity, equity and inclusion programs and the federal government. twenty other republican lawmakers have already signed on. kits called the dismantle dei act and here's what it will do. able and dei training, resend the dei executive order. we won't ask joe to spell dei. that would require two speech therapists and we have to spot him the dnd. it would also outlaw mandatory pledges for employees and prevent federal contracts with companies that use dei. they said that it dei agenda is a destructive ideology that breeds hatred and division. americans tax dollars should not be co-opted to spread this radical and divisive ideology and this bill would ensure they
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are not. while smart people know that dei is racist, the most coddled bigots in america, talking heads on msnbc, they can't get enough of it. if you don't like dei than you are the racist. >> it's known as dei. represents an institution, organizations or entities commitment to changing the culture. >> it's evident what they mean. it means black people. is not fashionable to be openly racist anymore in america unlike what they call the good old days >> what we've seen is the anti- dei movement is a reframing of what it was supposed to do in addition to the benefits that are associated with it. it is now being used as a term that literally is a euphemism for the n-word. >> great. now defining dei is like saying the n-word. they are almost right but for the wrong reason in that the focus on skin colour casts doubt
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on the quality of minority employees. it is racist. yet biden doubled down in a juneteenth speech. >> they are all ghosts in new garments trying to take it back. taking away your freedoms, making it harder for black people to vote. closing doors of opportunity, attacking the values of diversity, equity and inclusion. banning books about black experiences, trying to erase the history. >> seriously. >> what he call me? >> i don't know. trying to decipher that is trying to separate conjoined twins when you only want to bang the hot one. getting rid of dei is good because equity means equal
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outcomes regardless of achievement, confidence or effort. let's say for a moment there are a disproportionate amount of lack clarinet players in an orchestra. equity demands we give one of their spots up to a less talented asian. it's as simple as... but the -- they assume since equity sounds like a quality up it's the same but that's like saying bob and bomb are the same. one can kill you but the other can clear up a rash you've got from a hot tub. equity takes revenge for things that never happened to you by punishing people who have never done anything to you. dei doesn't bring americans together, it divides us. it's intended to divide us. image for less qualified pilots, turns bigoted plagiarists into university presidents and it ruins star wars. now when it started people didn't have much issue but then
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it affected stuff that mattered. job prospects, investment outcomes, your health and safety. still it continued and why? by exploiting the survival instinct of bureaucrats who had the choice to -- do i focus on the long-term goal or do i deal what -- do what keeps me employed and promoted faster in the short term and see how it works. if i hire the incompetent i am safe, if i try to pursue actual metrics of success i'm not. it's no wonder dei consultants with a number 1 recipient of dei. there made up job was to exacerbate the problems they created a. it's like putting john kerry in charge of getting rid of deadwood. that's how you get things like being good at math is racist and if you question that you are racist and i demand more money. but it really is a math question let's say you are at a restaurant with a full menu but
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customers are told they can only eat salad or they will lose their jobs but after the first line of people hit the buffet what's left are slim pickings. all the other delicious food is left untouched. it's the same with hiring. to shrink the pool of applicants you are left with fewer choices as the numbers dwindled. and the others who may be more qualified are left on hired. that's dei. at they try to... in the name of eliminating institutional racism. and our taxes funded it. not hundred biden's. it's another reason i admire that man. we are actually paying out of our own pockets to be racially discriminated against. that's like me paying someone to put cigarettes out on my ass. and boy is not expensive. cigarettes are 12 bucks a pack. so kudos for doing something
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about this nonsense although this bill should be called the ... which does sound like something joe biden would say. let's welcome to nice to guests. he's so white he got sunburned by a picture of a beach. when she shows up everyone's interest rate rises, hosted the evening edit list mcdonnell. when she plays spin the bottle everyone else plays hide and seek. and he could mount rushmore, new york times best-selling author ... tyrus. so on
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>> the weirdest thing about dei is that it makes you think racially so if a minority employee does [ bleep ] up, you go he must be a dei higher. it actually plants the seed of racism where it shouldn't be. >> it's a good way to cover up some really good corruption because especially we are seeing in this ministration where you can put anyone in any job who is not qualified, they just have to be a certain box. if it's not the colour of skin it's who they sleep with or how they dress. you can do as many favours as you want for lobbyists and whomever because if anyone says what are the qualifications you say that's racist. they need our help to get jobs. they can't do anything without us and that's always been the democratic line of have to raise the black children even though they are adults or whenever minority is. if they are buy themselves what
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are they going to do your chi would never want a job that i was put in because of my skin with tattoos. i would leave. either you can play or not. nobody wants to be given -- no real person want to be given a career because they are going to be a mess and it's a miserable experience when you know your -- when you know you are not qualified about doing something pure what really bothers me is they sit on their things and the people who are arguing this act know better. they know the everyone who is sitting on these tv shows unless they are protecting their own personal interest because if you are dei higher, he's not qualified abscess... this is news breaking. i travelled around this whole country, are you aware it's 85 percent white? did you know that this was a white country? i had no idea. this probably going to be more white people around in us
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because there's more of them but this is the one place. you don't see germany or switzerland or sweden changing their demographics and opening doors for other countries to establish themselves and build families. you don't see that anywhere else but in america and now they are trying to cheapen it by controlling it and it's sad. it's as racist as it gets. >> as a white supremacist, how do you feel about what tyrus just said? >> i think we should get rid of dei but may be we should have a two-year period, a tryout amended don't end it approach, just add one category to the list, regular white dude. just put him on there. everybody else is on their. >> it's ironic. if you did that then it dei dead. >> maybe we'd figure that out. you might want to go and slowly. you might start with super
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regular white dude that people make white do jokes about on talk shows. the guy who everyone says you are a really white guy. >> go ahead and make it. >> you are the guy in the commercials that never has the right answer. everybody you have the black woman, the asian dude, they gave fella and you and you're the dumbest in every commercial. i making the audience very uncomfortable and i like it. lays you know business. is in the problem is that it created a separate parallel metric that didn't have anything to do with profitability or efficiency. >> that's right. i'm going to admit for the first time on network television, a dei fashion violation. i was so busy i ran out of the
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office. i'm wearing two left shoes so my feet are killing me. i don't have diversity in my shoes but i have equity and inclusion. >> you know what you are, you are identifying as disabled. >> i am. >> that's all it takes. >> that is a very narrow divergent thing to do. i'm in a lot of pain but all carry-on. >> it worked out for the guy in best in show. >> that's right. >> he had two left feet. >> is that it lays? >> we will get a zoom shot of my shoes. >> is a going away, dei? >> companies are getting rid of it. reportedly the house representatives got rid of their own office and i love the story today that dei rules delayed the rollout of electric vehicle chargers so we only have eight.
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>> because they can't find black electricians in states where there aren't a lot of them. back to my restaurant metaphor that all of you loved. >> right. >> never leave the show with dei topics is what i've learned. >> you did so anyways let's carry-on. is this a trend that's going to go away? i don't know. the government is keeping it alive but the private sector is not. >> you are never on a plane and there's turbulence and you are like i hope there's a really diverse crew in the cockpit. >> cat last where do you. what say you from the libertarian perspective? >> i think most government programs should be eliminated. for me i would strongly disagree
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if it was the government banning dei as an banning a school of thought which it doesn't have the right to do because of the first amendment. what this does is illuminate taxpayer-funded programs which i think a lot of those, regardless of what they had to deal with should be eliminated like this one being proven useless. i think they should illuminate it and give all the money back to us. >> it's obnoxious bullying on msnbc. it is so ignore it and so tunnel visioned. >> there was statistics that show this stuff worked, other repeated studies showing it doesn't. we are throwing money into it for no good reason. >> if msnbc believed in dei, they have a few white host that should step aside but they won't by the way our president is white and he has a vice president whose black. he should step aside to help. .net lives heads are spinning because of trump's odds of
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>> a story in five words. >> trumps chances two and three ... they came out with its election forecast model and predicts trump has out to in three shot at winning. should people be optimistic? remember the red wave phenomenon >> i looked at that and said what is that mean. it's like 66 percent. the percentages don't matter because 2016 they gave trump less than 1 percent chance to get elected and he won begley.
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this time around we have to contend with what is a new phenomenon and that is early voting. i think it's cheating and it's a terrible thing. we have an election day in this country and we should vote on election day. they are about people who are motivated to vote. a lot of these states have a month. it's a month of rarely voting and that is just an opportunity for democratic officials to stop ballots into bags and that means -- what i'm saying is it takes away the whole idea of someone who is motivated to vote because they have some steak and what's going on in the country. instead you have democratic officials and other people going around stuffing a big bag like santa claus waiting for election day. that's what we have to contend with. the democrats only have to stop bags of votes in about five states in order to win and that's what we have to worry about. so no overconfidence. everyone has to get out and vote
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>> that's a very chilling message from the scary white man how do you feel about this forecast? if the economist which i believe is a real magazine. >> the same forecast in 2020. 83 percent bind and is going to win. it's a decent model. it's like 10,000 simulations or whatever. it's a privilege to vote so just vote on election day and set aside that day. i think there's been an abuse that was launched that does need to be rolled back. i will say that trump is doing swap the boat, get the boat out early. he strong to push that to take advantage of it than you have biden drag owning federal workers to get out the vote which is kind of weird as well. fifteen secretaries were just subpoenaed for documents on that >> what does drag owning mean?
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>> just... >> i would love to have a story time our. >> that worked, that was good. >> it makes me think, they should give voters a choice. if you vote on the day of election it's her day off but if you decide to do about beforehand you can't have the day off. i came up with that. >> then i will be selling i voted stickers does -- to sell them. >> i don't like that at all. >> what you make of this prediction? >> we have five months to go. >> and biden years could, that's 700 years. >> it's not just biden years, it's all years. five months ago as far as we know jennifer lopez was happy and preparing a stadium tour. people were still like nikki
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haley five months ago five months from now all of our lives are go to be different. we are going to remember the conversation that we had on the show. you were going to wake up on election day and say that she was right. >> five months month from now i'm going to be doing this show and we can all be surrounded by space aliens. >> i'm going to be 60 pounds heavier. >> that's right you're good to beginning weight. what do you say tyrus? >> give us two days, about. i think that should have been done. who knows what's going to happen but i just can't help but be the guy who's been watching this movie for a while and it seems like everything -- everything they accused trump of doing they have done and they have been hinting at us forever that trump will never leave office if he loses so i'm assuming that if
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biden doesn't win, lo and behold it's going to be the reason why he doesn't leave because they've been telemarketing the play. convicted felon and i can't leave the office. i just feel like they've set it so much, they usually it's projection with the democratic party so that's my concern. >> my production is they will get a call, the police will come and they will say there is a smell coming from the oval office. up next if a teacher is boozing our students are losing
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>> tonight -- on tonight's episode of who knew, she escaped the law despite teaching on alcohol.
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a teacher in california who was arrested for being drunk in class is no longer facing charges. that's because according to the local da it is not illegal to teach drunk. back in october, wendy munson, seen here looking like a person named wendy munson, we all knew i wendy munson didn't we, some we knew too well. she was busted while teaching after a coworker noticed she was all boozed up. her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit and she was charged with dui and child endangerment but they couldn't prove she drove to school drunk and said it's possible she only drank after she arrived at school which apparently isn't illegal. but they first noticed she had a problem when she kept teaching the kids to do the alphabet backwards. liz do you think drunk teachers
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is an underreported thing? >> yes. by the way, what are they waiting for? i drunk teacher to drop a stapler on a kids had? so teaching under the influence. you teach your not to be publicly intoxicated by the teacher comes in and is intoxicated. maybe bring back public intoxication laws. i think california got rid of it so ask the white house how that would work. >> they might put on to left shoes -- two left shoes. >> thanks for opening up. >> you are welcome america. >> it most of these kids are on something, why should the teachers be left out i say. >> they are? >> i don't know. i read a lot of the research and it seems to me these kids are being overmedicated and underserved by our teachers.
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thank you. thank you. >> i don't know that a lot of seven -year-olds are on drugs because being seven is enough of a drug itself. you don't know a lot of stuff. some kind of mad that she stopped drinking long enough to let us know what happened. she's not talking about it. why don't we ask the kids if this was a regular thing. i'm sure it does happen more often. makes me rethink everything from my childhood. the fund teacher who rode his bike to work, was he really fun and quirky or did he have a lot of duis? >> i went to grade school in the seventies, how many of my teachers were totally drunk i will never know. >> based on the songs in the seventies you had bigger things to worry about. i think a bigger problem is
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drunk panelists. joking over, as a former teacher this is disgusting. there used to be a moral code, moral turpitude was the word. moral turpitude. we need more of her in the school because she ruled with an iron fist. anyways, the point is that what is going on in schools now? teachers are drunk, everyone is having sex. the nightclub is the education so should we send our kids to the clubs to learn math and english? it's golf -- it's gone beyond the pale and for someone to say it's not against the law but someone should be like you need to resign. at least back in our day when someone was drinking it was the coach whose wife left him and he was just in the corner with his
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whistle and his flask crying. even then he would be like two more laps. >> it was always the janitor who was drunk tommy. your kids don't go to school do they? you keep them in a basement. >> they were homeschooled for most of the middle school years but they were in public school and elementary school and i will say this, when my kids were seven years old i did story our pretty much every night drunk. i would work here, go home, have a couple of cocktails and i would do story our and i was pretty good at story our. >> he started to grow up porn stash. >> i have some sympathy for this woman. have you ever been around second graders? they didn't notice. some other faculty noticed. if you are around second
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graders, they seem like a bunch of drunks. >> the only time i was around kids was when i was a shopping mall santa. i did this for a couple of days and they were... i was at plymouth meeting mall or some mall outside of philadelphia. i got yelled at because i was drinking, i went to a restaurant >> i had a couple of drinks at lunch and went back and they were like... can you imagine how best off the kids were coming to see santa and there's a little elf. >> i was santa. >> did you take the beard off when you were drinking? did you put it around her neck and. >> the best part about this is when i left i missed my exit so i turned around and drove back through the tollbooth on...
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>> a fictitious god is racially flawed. a washington state school district rejected a mural of the norse god for for being white supremacist and not inclusive enough. the senior class at mountain view high wanted to paint the mural as a gift for their school when they showed an ai generated image of what it would look like, the district said no dice.
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>> we received a response from the district saying the equity department who we didn't even know existed before that point had an issue with image not being racially and gender inclusive as well as upholding an image of pure colonization, white power, white supremacy and going as far to say it was alluding to racist, anti- black imagery in the south. >> and ancient norse god alludes to racist anti- black imagery in the south? when i see a muscular blond man to building a hammer, i only know somebody is going to beat thor tonight. cat why do people go around looking for things to deem racist? how is thor racist, if you were real he would be upset. >> i will tell you why, it's because these people are paid to
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when whoever they are married to when they said what you do at work today, they had an answer. if they don't say things are racist them there's no need for them to keep their jobs. i don't know what this ancient story has to do with the south. it doesn't have anything to do with it obviously but that's what their job is. that's not like they were meddling around. that was their job. >> tyrus they sound like a bunch of thor losers. i'm so proud of that. >> i want to talk to each and every one of you laugh at that after the show. >> aren't you proud of that? >> i'm...
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and point out that thor is racist. how do you know thor has a penis? he's a god. he could have 9000 things. his lower extremities could be chimpanzee because he's a mate -- make-believe [ bleep ] character. he can be whatever you want him to be. if they put every one of the things they asked for and he said dry it, you know what it would be? no one knows because no one can draw that [ bleep ] on one thing. no mascots for anybody until we can have one that looks like everybody. >> like a multi- headed god. tom are you aware of the norse mythology? >> yeah,. thor has a hammer and it makes thunder. he's not racist he's like a biking type of guy. the vikings weren't racist, they
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killed white people. >> oh really? >> they went into england and took all their stuff. they didn't colonize anything. >> they bred with everybody. they were open-minded about that >> they crossed many barriers thank funniest thing was that they searched ai to generate the image. they should have used google ai, they would've got blocked thor. >> that's right. google ai, thor it looks like rick james [ bleep ] >> rick james just rolled over in his grave. >> do you consider this a thor subject? >> know my feet are. >> are your feet getting thor? >> this is discrimination against thor. his pronouns are norse god.
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he's just a cartoon. what is wrong with these people? he's not italian, why is he wearing a roman toga in this ad generated cartoon, he's a norse god. they have to look for something to justify their paycheck. >> there's a lot of people now that as woke culture is being... saying there is no cancel culture. cancel culture isn't just about people, it's about people places and things. all of these things that could get you cancelled are just ideas of objects. it's about people finding issues to justify their own existence so that's cancel culture defined by greg gutfeld. soaring rhetoric. would you do an alien a favour if he was your neighbour?
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>> five more words. >> five more words hitting aliens alive on earth. so tom, scientists speculate that there could be an unidentified population of aliens secretly living amongst humans.
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do you think this is possible and why do you think that this keeps coming up a lot? do you sense that they are trying to prime us for some big reveal. >> i didn't think of that, i wish you mentioned that to me before the show so i could have a theory about it but how about this harvard researcher. he might be an alien and he's just trying to prime thanks for us. i don't know about all this alien stuff. that might be already amongst us, they might be in congress. i think of one congressman from california, maybe he's a bit of an alien. >> did you see that tucker said it might be a spiritual phenomenon. >> yes, and i think that's an interesting theory. the one thing i don't think is elon musk wants to go colonize other planets, don't do that. that's not going to work. just go to antarctica. it seems like another planet there appear you remember they tried to do the biodome and it lasted three weeks and they sent
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out for takeout doesn't work. >> i don't care. lays, they keep saying we have these you up both sightings, they are never that good but they cite them as evidence of something happening that's already here. what say you? do you have any inclination to believe this is happening? >> i'm totally open-minded to ufos. i love those documentaries. you look around, i always thought certain people were from another planet. haven't you like... >> i don't want to be part of that species. >> it is funny to know there is intelligent life out there somewhere. >> we don't know if it's intelligent. we keep thinking that these aliens are somewhat smart or they have a certain way they look but what if they are really stupid and ugly. >> who you calling stupid little white man? >> what if the aliens were like a personality type.
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>> what you talking about? >> i'm spit falling out here. what if aliens were delicious? like they tasted like sin abundance but they had a high-protein so if you ate them you never got fat but let's say they were gentle and cute and nice but they were tasty. what would we do? i would eat them. what if they say we come in peace but they are delicious. we never think about eating aliens. we eat earthlings, we eat fish, read elk, read cattle and all of a sudden this alien goes we come in peace and then we say [ bleep ] you you are not an earthlink. i mean another food group. >> is there a question in here? >> there were four questions. what you hiding tyrus?
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>> listen this is not where i wanted to come out. when they brought me here it was supposed to take you out because you ask too many questions. >> i do. >> you grew on me which is hilarious. i just couldn't do it. they were like like the finger, slid his neck get them out of here but then when cat beamed down, they said take a little brighter and make him a famous tv star and when he's at the pinnacle we will bring him up. then they called and said he's a little too into... and then we've been stuck here ever since so hi guys, welcome, thanks for sharing your planet. >> operation craig butterfield did not go.
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>> you know what the government will do if they find aliens. they will say a new tax base. >> that's why they're not showing themselves to us. they say you have to do a lot of paper work. every day there's a new form you have to fill out and if you don't fill out the form... >> we are dei aliens from our planet. >> nicely done, wraps it all up in a little bow for you the viewer whom i love and care about almost obsessively. some might say you should be worried. we will be right back.
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