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>> wow. thank you. >> greg: glad i got a bigger hot tub. happy wednesday, everyone. so, george clooney called on democrats to name a new nominee for the 2024 presidential election, claiming president biden cannot win. i haven't seen an actor take out a president like that, since john wilkes booth. [ cheering and applause ]. >> stop it. after hearing clooney's call for biden to step down, the dems are holding strong, adding we're not making any decisions until we hear from bob crane [ laughter ]. >> greg: got to drop a bob

crane reference in the show once in a while. mysterious death, though. radio host charleston main the god, says biden is staying in the race because you have a giant ego. you know it's bad when you're called egotistical by a man who calls himself "the god." on his podcast, michael moore called the biden re-election effort the cruelest form of elder abuse he's ever been forced to watch. i guess he hasn't seen sex in the city 2 [ laughter ]. >> greg: a neurologist told nbc that joe biden shows such obvious signs of parkinsons that he could have diagnosed him from across the mall. especially if joe is taking a [ bleep ] in a sharper image massage chair. i love those. love those. president biden attended nato's 75th anniversary summit, and

reaffirmed his stance against russian aggression, causing the crowd to cheer, when he said, mr. gorbachev, tear down this wall [ laughter ]. >> greg: despite concerns about biden's mental decline, democrats say they're not considering the 25th amendment. this is not surprising considering the cabinet hasn't even worked up the courage to talk to janet yellen about her haircut. and finally, according to a new report, donald trump's unlikely to choose a vice-president with facial hair. better luck next time, liz cheney [ laughter ] >> greg: all right, monologue! the last couple weeks have been a joy watching a hoax implode before our country's eyes, it's hilarious but hardly unbelievable, and some might say our response has been mean. but that's like a victim of a

crime being called cruel for expressing satisfaction over justice being served. the really cruel ones are those dragging a demented frail man around the world for power, and the only thing that will stop them is if biden drops dead. does a party and a leader deserve sympathy when they've been lying and insulting us for four years, all to cover up an incapacitated man? no way, i'm like an elephant. i don't forget and i use my tail to swat away mosquitoes [ applause ] >> greg: yet it's the critics who are at fault. >> they seem laser focus on biden's age and acuity with no headlines on the fact that donald trump has been showing serious signs of cognitive decline for years. >> the grotesque behavioural overreaction by the white house press corps. today was on display, on video. >> i'm a little tired of all the biden bashing going on. i'm pissed off at it, frankly.

>> greg: oh, joy is pissed. do you know what that means, people who work at the view, don't wear red, she might charge. but if only they felt that way when trump was in the crosshairs. they had no problem saying russian hookers peeed on him. not fair to him or the russian hookers, but joe's infirmity confirmed the brain dead cat is out of the bag, and they want to blame us for warning them ahead of us, when the cat was still in the bag or the basement, but the media is backtracking, is it because joe biden has show convinced them he's a-okay. no, he's convinced them this is a murder sue sigh situation, and the dems are the hostage negotiators, backing off, hoping he doesn't take everyone with them. at some point they're going to act like this is just another story, but it's not, this story can't just go away, and it's their fault. so -- oh, thank you. so they have to force it off the screen, which means another hoax

will appear. a foreign policy threat, a story about trump's finances, or sex life, maybe aliens will invade, not illegals, but space. tip the space alien, stay away from texas or florida. they'll bus you to chicago, and they'll eat you alive. who knows? who knows, maybe taylor swift will dump travis kelce for a real athlete. but like chris christie's stretch pants, these things have a way of becoming uncontrollable. it's obvious, though like joe's bowel, the media has lost control. this is where you come in. you have to watch out for the media's fake off ramps, created to distract or change narratives much they're like a dangerous cornered animal, like when i found a cat rooting through the trash at panda express.

remember you're dealing with something cunning and remorseless, democrats and if you think trump can win, remember two thing, one the red wave, that shows how republicans could easily [ bleep ] a sure thing, but how republicans see politics as a part-time job. democrats live and breathe politics, for dems it's the only job they have, so they're already scheming, and rely on one sentence to justify the dirty tricks: but trump is a monster, the singular reason to justify the hoaxes and changes in voting and so far. that fell apart with biden, if trump is an extension threat why run a guy who is held together by compression socks and polident. that question, it needs to be asked again and again, and then there's this question: >> he also said he's sharpest before 8 p.m. so say that the pentagon at some point picks up an incoming nuke,

and it's 11 p.m. who do you call? the first lady. >> he has a team that lets him know of any news that is pertinent and important to the american people. he has someone or -- that is decided obviously with his national security counsel and who gets to tell him that news. >> greg: this is no gotcha question, it's the only question. when a president is no longer cable, who is doing the job, especially a terror attack, a cuban missile crisis, or the ice cream machines go down again at mcdonald's. if it's not biden, then it's not legal. what of trump? he can do something else, meet with the victims of hoaxes, have a conversation with four democrats who believe in the fine people hoax, drinking bleach hoax, whatever, roll the clips unedited to see in context, let them pull on his face so they know it's not hitler wearing a trump mask. think of it as debramming.

trump is funny, and charming, he could talk a g-string off larry kudlow. that's hard to do, he remembers names and doesn't drool and won't send his wife in to save him. it's something the dems don't want america to see even more than a president trump, and another way to help, kickback, let the hoax machine eat itself. who knows, maybe they'll do the idiotic thing and keep joe in. they'll say, even if the president is incapacity at a timed, there's always his team, that lied for years that he's incapacitated. so you're in good hands, with captain hook. >> let's welcome tonight's guest! [ cheering and applause ]. >> could host outnumbered, and the only thing his patrons send

back are their phone numbers. his act is so old it has liver spots, writer and comedian, joe devido, and seized like a tsa agent, she screams at you for no reason and then steals your nail clippers, fox news contributor, kat tiff. i got to ask you emily about the latest news, george clooney, penning this authored letter in the new york times, we know he didn't write it. what do you make of this. >> that nothing happens to your point in the democrat party, especially nothing publishinged for all the world to see without someone orchestrating it, blessing it, or ordering it, because this party, that party, has absolutely zero respect for individuality or independent thought. so the question remains, essentially, who went to him and said, here is what you're going

to do? who blessed that, obama, these fundraisers? we know he's a mega donor and the largest fundraiser in democrat party history. did someone say i want my money back? did someone say, here is the thing, you're insulated from politics, so you're the one that everyone will still love, you lead the charge, and all that does to me is underscore what total [ bleep ] our lawmakers are. if they say oh, here you do it first, you be the brave one, that none of those people whose salaries we pay were brave enough or man enough to stand up and do it for themselves, but here is the thing, here is the the lesson, if they are eating themselves, they are decompensating, but we cannot just enjoy the flames. we have to do something about it, it's not in the bag. six states yesterday by cook, they were essentially turned over. they now lean republican instead of democrat. new york is it now a

battleground state, by 22 points. but we have to go on voting day. you still have to vote. it's not in the bag, bottom line, republicans stay vigilant, please, because this i cannot have it be a distraction. we can't have it be a distraction. >> i have to dispute you, if you walk outside, new york has always been a battleground state. >> true. >> greg: it just goes to show mr. gruel that lead actors, once they get outside of a movie, they're supporting characters, you know, he just joined the chorus, and the reason why he did it was because he raised all that money like emily said and now he's got [ bleep ] on his shoe. yeah. >> you are right about the lead actors, they're line fortifying a sauce, it's unnecessary. always got to bring the food angle in. >> greg: i like that. >> we need to understand what is happening right now, the democrats as a whole are mourning, and there are very stages to grief.

some of them are in the anger stage, and i think they're turning on each other. three sects, the politicians, media, and uber elites, and the media is turning on each other, how could you do this right now. but it's interesting, the politicians have moved on and the third stage is bargaining stage, they're ready to bargain their way out of this. how are they going to get biden out of office. they're going to give him a library, i guarantee you, $150 million, hunter will be the head librarian, and he's going to have the dewy decimal system, drugs in the drawer, jill will be in there poking around and way back of the library, you'll have all the animals, like a shelter that have bit somebody at the white house. so it's -- it's non-profit library slash animal shelter. >> greg: you're right. they're going to have to bribe him with a building. they're going to have to bribe

him -- all he lives for, joe, is the pomp and circumstance of the office, the status, and this is very humiliating. you can identify with humiliation. >> i can. i can. >> the man beat medicare, i don't know what else you want from him. it's an historic victory. it's incredible how it reached a tipping point, not surprising with a man who can barely walk, butter it's a tipping point where that debate was supposed to be him laying down a beating. remember, he said make my day, and he forgot to add from 10 to 4 with a nap around 11:30. the part i find amazing was george clooney in that letter even said at that fundraising event, i could tell he was off. why didn't you say anything. he used to be an e. doctor. right? [ applause ] >> like emily said, do those donors get their money back, because, of course, donor, bone

marrow, stem cells, i look at it this way, it's their own fault they let joe pee in their bed and now they have to lie in it [ applause ] >> greg: is biden going to be around this friday? it feels like the momentum has changed, and i think it's funny those clips we showed of joey reid happened yesterday, and now clooney came out, they have to change their story. >> but it also can be really hard. i think a lot of these people in the media are in a really difficult position to admit they were wrong. it's hard to admit you're wrong, when they spend all this time saying, no, he's doing great, it's ridiculous to say there's anything mentally wrong with him, he can't sit up to the job, a lot of us can relate to that a little bit, in some way. when you have stood by a man and you have stood up for a man, to your friends, right, we've all

been -- you don't know what it's like, when it's just the two of us behind closed doors, right, he's different, right. and then there will be an event, the debate was like it's your birthday party, and everyone is there, and maybe, i don't know, off the top of my head, you get thrown out of your birthday party for vaping at the bar, and instead of going with you, he stays there and is hitting on other women in front of your friends, that's what that debate was. it gets harder and harder to deny it, but the human capability for denial, when it is inconvenient or uncomfortable to face the truth is really strong. >> greg: chicks marry serial killers in prison, knowing afte- >> that's a completely different thing that i don't relate to at all [ applause ] >> greg: those pen pals you have tell a different story, kat. up next, biden is driving dems

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[ ♪♪ ] ♪ it's video of the day ♪ >> greg: it's biden's incoherence, rushing interference, no dispute, they're going to blame putin. our video of the day comes to us from the white house, with kjp with a lay up from the press laid the ground work for yet another russian hoax, blaming it for joe's gaffes, roll it.

>> department of justice today about a crackdown effort to interrupt russian state sponsored bot operation, ai fuelled operation to denigrate politicians in the united states. and elsewhere. have you seen any evidence that the russians or other foreign powers, have tried to seize on the debate performance and repeat some of the president's most embarrassing moments. >> that's a very good question. ai has always been a concern. it's a cutting edge technology that we need to get our hands on. >> greg: hmm. yes, the cutting edge technology of reairing actual debate clips, what will those russian bastards think of next, reprohibitting biden's speeching in full. now they want to blame russian bots on spreading disinfo on

biden's debate debacle. this is the worst execution, since forgetting my anniversary on joey quitting nsync. it's the same old story, inflation is high, blame russian yeah. the president is brain dead blame russia. oh, wait. andrew,. >> you know what pisses me off about the story, we're told by the media the election story is so impenetrable by corruption within our system, and overly concerned outside the system, the russian bots could easily corrupt it. it's easier to corrupt from within than without, but they say that's impossible. >> that takes intellect to connect those two dots and the people eating that up don't have

such intellect. it's always russia, right. you said something really interesting in the monologue about how trump needs to face some of these conspiracy theories head on, and i think the republicans need to embrace russia, and say, yes, biden needs to sit down and have dinner with putin, so picture this now, the two of them are sitting down, having dinner, the waitress walks up to the table, mr. putin, what would you like to eat, i'll have the meat, and what about the vegetables? the vegetable will have the meat as well [ laughter ]. >> greg: a little kitchen humour from the chef. so is russian disinfo to blame for your stand up comedy career failing? i didn't write that. >> i'll tell you, i get one bad

review in pravda and never hear the end of it. i like your scenario, i can see them in putin's ear, we put all kinds of poison in that man's food, it's not changing him at all. as far as the state of american politics, russia, you can take this one off. you don't need your help making things any crazier, we've got two senior citizens running, and a chance -- could be president, we're good. we don't need outside inference, and that it could be technology affecting joe biden. he got taken down by a sand bag, so technology is not the problem here, but the good news is, crejean pierre said he's on fire, and maybe that's why jamal bowman pulled that alarm, we don't know. but the only technology involved, if joe biden is on fire, is if hunter was lighting up too close to his oxygen tank, but technology is not the issue.

>> greg: you make a good point. russia didn't give us identity politics or dei, or made shoplifting legal if it was under $900, america is destroying itself without putin's help. did you see blame it on russia strategy coming. >> that was the dumbest question. you should be ashamed of yourself. not you, whoever that asked that. of all the things going on right now, you're going to ask that question? like, is russia sharing it? maybe, everyone is sharing it, because the videos are [ bleep ] insane [ applause ] >> also, when i hear election interference, i don't just think of that as talking about what happened the other weak. the -- for her to take that to a level of talking about ai, that is crazy, there's no ai. that was reality, we all saw that. to share that, how else do you

decide elections besides showing what the people who are running have done? >> greg: yes. >> if that's a controversial way to talk about an upcoming election? >> it is funny, though, it's like emily, when you watch her, she like -- do you think she was even listening to the question? she was just like -- >> get me off this podium, and she's like, yeah, technology, whatever, it's... >> i'm surprised she's lasted so long, it's a self mutilation, just take me now. i do have to say, that question that the reporter asked, how he phrased it, he's like talking about whether politics are denigrated? we care about whether someone is being critiqued in the press, maybe some bad press, the reality is that our enemies have been destroying us from the

inside out for every day since that man took office. the chinese flew a [ bleep ] balloon over our entire country for days. we don't need russia's help with this dumpster fire, but more importantly, questions like that, and angles like this take our eye off the real ball, that china has owned us for three year, and russia is laughing all the way to their disgusting bank. >> greg: up next, george was frank about joe, and it was quite a blow.

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anybody else lately. all right. that's an answer. >> greg: that was amazing, kat, that was george stephanopoulos on the streets of new york earlier this week, that exchange apparently went viral, as the teens aback at the house, so what does he do, he puts out a statement regretting that he spoke his mind. >> he didn't know he was being filmed. i'm starting to think tmz might be a little shady. they might not be totally respectful. >> but why would he have to apologize? >> he just said he shouldn't have said anything. but, probably that's what his employer was kind of upset about, something along those lines, but one thing from the interview, it was a wild ride, what if you lose, what if you

lose, and he's like, i'd be okay as long as i did my best, but also saying that would be the death of democracy. so why are you talking about ayso soccer game. >> greg: dr. jill will bring the sliced oranges at half time, laced with cocaine. joe devito, i just don't understand why he had to walk this back, it's like, i'm sorry i spoke my mind. it reiterates the uncomfortable reality that people in tv, or news, have two personas, on and off, human beings don't do that. >> it's the idea that joe biden might not serve another four years, really -- it's not like he said, what do you think his chances are in the 2028 election, you know, it's a reasonable question, but, yeah, it's -- i feel bad for george

stephanopoulos, because he had to sit there in that weird post debate interview, i don't know what that was, that was not two people having a conversation, and especially when he asked biden, have you watched the debate, and he said, i don't think so. it was three days earlier, and wait for him to say, but don't ruin the ending, don't tell me how it turns out. >> you know what, they said that joe biden was still there at the studio for two days after. they didn't know that he was still there. what is this -- who it's george stephanopoulos, it bugs me, because, i love talking to people on the street, some say too much, but, you know, somebody comes up to me, i'm going to say what i think. >> totally, i hope that never happens to me, because it would be like f-bombs, and -- here is

the deal, to your point, no one should care what he says, the important thing about that interview was that he was supposed to ask the probing questions that every american has on our minds, and we were supposed to judge for ourselves how the commander in chief, his mental acuity, how he performed in that moment. draw your own conclusions, it's obvious, who cares. ambush on the street, how about the vice-president, how about the people who have been enabling him, members of the media like chuck todd who admitted two years ago, a senior cabinet official raised mental acuity concerns. those members of the media that have enabled this person to exist in the commander in chief chair, despite losing 13 service members lives, and so much more, ambush them, we know what george thinks and we're all thinking it too, and at the end of the day, it matters how we vote. make sure we vote. >> i get the feeling that all of

these people in the media and politics, they all know each other, and go to the same parties in georgetown, and he has to make sure he's not going to lose any invites to certain events, so how, they're all going to have to get together, and be friends again, right? >> they're going to have to be friends again and that was actually part of this. i'm not buying this video, i think curious george planted this himself, because he needs to go out there and say, yeah, i don't agree with this, but he can't say it on air, so he's protecting his own credibility. the way the guy came up, it was so forced, hey man, you want some ecstasy, or in my case, unpasteurized cheese, it was so forced, but now he's got the out. the ship is sinking, and all protecting tell selves. >> greg: yes, they're all like rats on a ship. i just came up for that. no need to clap, save it for later. would the world be keen to seeda

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♪ we got another clip for you ♪ ♪ it's video the day part 2 ♪ >> greg: trump says see you on the links, while biden supports shrinks, but will donald test his drive against a man who is barely alive. second video of the day comes to us from donald trump's rally last night in florida. hmm, i wonder, will he officially challenge crooked joe to an 18 hole golf match right here on du ral's blue monster. >> i'm also officially challenging crooked joe to an 18 hole golf match, right here under blue monster, considered one of the greatest tournament golf courses anywhere in the world, one of the great courses of the world, it will be among

the most watched sporting evenings in history, maybe bigger than the ryder cup, or even the masters. i'll even give joe biden, ten strokes aside, that's a lot, that means 20 strokes, in case you don't play golf. i will give him ten strokes a side, and if he win, i will give the charity of his choice, any charity that he wants, $1 million [ cheering and applause ] i'll bet you he doesn't take the offer, because he's all talk. >> greg: since then the biden campaign responded saying joe doesn't have time for trump's weird antic, but if your job is to protect joe biden's shrinking status, the lasttime thing you want to do is mention strokes and handicaps. trump ended the rally with this:

[ ♪♪ ] >> greg: this is how biden leave his rallies. >> he made that bed. joe, joe, do you think biden could even win with a 20 stroke advantage. is this like the reverse debate that joe put all these conditions on trump, and trump is cop back and doing it in a better way. >> trump, is not going to suggest any golf course and say yeah, it's okay, he's going to tell you it's the greatest golf course ever, yeah, i mean, he's got him now, because biden tried to do the tough guy act and it didn't work, and he brought up the golf game, so trump can whale on him with this stuff, and i would love to see joe biden -- if he's in a sand trap, stray cat is going to try to

bury him. >> emily, this would be the most watched sports event and finally something to watch that isn't soccer. >> am i the only one that thinks durel's blue monster sounds like an std, and at the end of the day -- >> greg: that might just be you. >> the campaign is also, biden is too busy leading the country, from what, 10 to 4, after that, he has some time, i haven't seen any result. the end of the day, remember it was biden, who years ago, said he was going to take trump behind the bleachers, he's the one that always threatens this, and hey tough guy and cusses out college students and union members on the campaign trail that dare to ask him questions, and here is president trump saying debate you any time, and he said, i'll golf you any time, and at the end of the day, i think biden has a lot more to answer for, but i'm not holding my breath that the crypt keeper will swing a club. >> first of all, i don't know what biden is thinking, this is

a no brainer, pun intended, because what do you do when you go out and golf, what do men do? it's a bunch of men peeing in the bush, and uncontrollably farting. if trump had offered the million dollars to one of biden's family members, i think he would have taken it. >> greg: good point. >> this might be the one time you would watch a golf match right. >> yes, i would. >> you know, i love that joe biden doesn't have time for trump's weird antics he's busy leading the country. i think i think they were telling truth on the first part. i don't think he has time. i don't know if that's because he's busy leading the country,

unfortunately. >> greg: are we done here? thank you. up next, can you be trump's veep if you're woolly like a sheep [ applause ]

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[ ♪♪ ] >> five more words. >> greg: trump doesn't like facial hair. luckily we have people with facial hair here, emily. kidding, that's a joke [ booing ] >> yeah. >> greg: all right, emily, according to a political reporter, trump doesn't like facial hair, and prefers a clean shaven look, which could be the reason jd vance might not make

the ticket. do you have a beard preference? wait, that's -- do you have a preference for beards, or no beards. >> 100% team beard. billion percent. team beard, all day, every day. >> greg: i was just kidding, i hope you're not mad at me. >> no, i'm not mad, i was confused because i'm clean shaven. >> greg: you're a beautiful young woman,. >> thanks. >> greg: yes. andrew, you've got quite a facial construction going on there. what are you trying to hide. >> a lot. there's a naked mole rat under here. so you know, when i heard this story, i was thinking of the ways the immediatewa would spin it against trump. and it's like of course he's looking for someone without a beard because he's looking for

another smooth criminal. a little dad joke there. >> greg: joe, you have a beard, for reasons we can only conjecture. is that a word. >> yeah. >> greg: thank you. do you find them to be distractions, maybe that's what trump is saying, a beard is distracting me from your face. >> well,. >> get it out of there. >> i think sometimes it's a welcome distraction, because jd vance, it's a nice beard, but he has sort of a bearded baby look. he looks like a baby. look at his face, that's the face of the baby. >> greg: bearded baby face. >> he needs the beard to look a little bit older, but he does appear to have a jaw line. i have no jaw line, so this is to fake people out, i've seen guys who they shave their beard off and it goes from their lip to their naval, there's nothing there. >> greg: i don't have the patience to grow a beard, you know, i'm like four days in, i've had it. >> because you're not italian, i grew this this afternoon

[ laughter ] >> there is a double standard, k at, beards on guys are great. but nobody likes back hair? you know what i mean? you should start a foundation. >> greg: i have. i'm thinking about it. parade, maybe. the more you know. >> the winter parade. >> greg: yes. >> there's got to be one person who is reading this and has questions? sebastien gorka. >> greg: i didn't see that coming. >> that's the first thing i thought of when i read this, is he sad. is he going and questioning everything from the past, like, you know, ill be. >> but then donald trump junior has a beard. doesn't eric have a beard? >> no.

>> emma rosa had a beard. i used it on the five, and i used it again. it could be i think there's an evolutionary reason behind being suspicious about beards. perhaps it was a tribal thing, like the warring tribes had beards, and the more clean shaven tribes represented progress. >> you don't have to make it make sense. >> greg: when you're trying to kill time, because nobody is giving me any answers. >> i love the idea of a bearded vice-president, like good cop, bad cop. trump coming in, meeting with another ahead of state, and the bearded assassin coming in stage left, a special operator, like the balance. >> greg: thank you emily, thank you for playing along. we have a clip from a guy named brian killmead. >> word is you won't pick jd vance because of his facial hair. is that true? >> no, never heard that one.

no. it looks good. >> number 2 -- >> looks like a young abraham lincoln. right, he's a handsome man. >> can you tell how much trump hates killmead. he wants you to talk and trump is going, ah, no. why am i doing this. >> that sounded like it was hour 18 of that interview. >> the 18th hole. >> greg: that's enough for me, don't go away, we'll be right back. think about this: blue jays, cardinals, orioles... what's missing? the andean condor? no, walnut-brain! pigeons! they'd rather name a team after socks! to be fair, we're not very athletic.

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