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number the hate crime hoax she called and attempted modern-day lynching couple weeks later when the story emerged she said i don't remember what i tweeted take a look. >> which tweet. >> about saying it was a modern-day lynching. about jesse smollett. so i will say this about that case the facts are still unfolding i'm very concerned. >> attempted modern-day lynching that's all the time we have left this evening our vetting continues tomorrow thank you for making the show possible let not your heart be troubled greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face have a great night. [ ♪♪ ]
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[ cheering and applause ] >> yes, i know. relaxed, relaxed there's enough of me to go around. happy tuesday. secret service director kimberly cheadle has a resigned to today after the failed assassination attempt against trump she broke the glass ceiling but was no match for a sloped roof. what's next for her let's get her a job more suited to her skill set. biden praised cheadle for her
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honour, courage and integrity we turned over this statement and found a message saying help, jill is holding me hostage. where's jill been and where is hunter. i hope they're not [ bleep ]. i'm just hoping. it's a good hope. president biden has scheduled a prime time. didn't see that 1 coming did you. >> porn hub moment. stepmom. that's on his bucket list. president biden has scheduled a primetime address 8:00 pm tomorrow helping america being a
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much-needed sigh of relief as he preempts jesse watters. prior to the address biden has been in meetings with his new advisors the white house press secretary was on the view. she probably was addition and to be on the view but didn't meet the minimum weight requirement. she's looking to find a vp that doesn't shine her she's looking at for it teddy rex pin doll a plunger. jimmy carter was said to be
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suppose it really dead turns out he isn't meaning at least 1 president is alive. we also learned secret service officials repeatedly at rejected trump's request for extra security and the 2 years prior to the assassination attempt including more agents at large public events as well as extra snipers for outdoor venues. officials claimed the agency lacked resources but that's a bigger stretch than a 5-foot agent trained us shield a 6'3 trump. now i'm no expert in security although i have seen the bodyguard 14 times i'm thinking that killing a president should not be easy. you shouldn't be able to stroll all right in at least require a hand stamp or solo. out. all in venice assassins to the work.
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john wilkes booth sat for a mediocre play and lee harvey oswald had to climb so many stairs. didn't walk around in plain sight with a rifle in 1 hand and a corndog in the other. how did it happen first you have a shooter given agency them antidepressants. then there is a media selecting a target for you like a bartender showing you where the dartboard is in after me and wayne newton trump is the most famous person on earth. and if taken out yet of a segment of society cheering it on so unlike a mass shooting the theme to gets infamy and add elation how soon before his faces on a t-shirt at a peace rally so the shooter was brought to you by google, big pharma, the media and the kid bad at dodgeball. then there is bureaucratic incompetence field that 1 part
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tds and another part de i not the fault of agents but a bureaucracy that places politics and publicity about people. less experienced agents replace a situation the director deemed adequate. so who are we playing today, alabama let's start the spring dish 13 -- third string defence work not the players fault but the coaches. they informed the decision not to take threat seriously and de i put a strain on the system which deals with potential threats a perfect storm of liberal pc [ bleep ] she boasted about quotas while rejecting extra security because they were either shorthand there's shorthanded felt it unnecessary. it's what happens when you choose diversity over everything else. and it's weird that those critics who equate incompetence with minorities.
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were not talking about individuals here but a system based on mast if you are seeking new talent from a smaller pool clearly they will not be as experienced as people from a larger pool who have been around a while demand cannot be met by supply i imagine i was hiring based on a red hair that is a small pool it's fined in movies but you're only going to get 1 wally greenwald. then we hear about hospitals and airlines would you want a pilot was only picked because he is red hair. by its nature de i divert resources from security to diversity priority itself is a problem saying it is not racist it's common sense even though a few people with no merit will always speak through --'s creep -- squeak through. >> why?
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>> of its a conspiracy it's a conspiracy of dunces. it offers plausible exbrown nations for glaring incompetence. how did a 20-year-old out smart and entire secret service iron doors falling off a jets why do the movie suck even the ones without nicolas cage. when you hire people not up to the job in any shape or form it hurts the product you can prevent a crazy person out of 340 million but you can reduce the odds of him getting away with it you can't stop the lawn from growing just make sure you have a good mower and that easier legally. it's easier to maintain secret service then is trying to solve for an unstable teen. that's a needle in a haystack a needle that outsmarted cheadle. let's welcome tonight's guests.
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a bloke who can't stand the will host of peers morgan on sunday night, peers morgan. he looks like he shop lifts from spencer. comedian adam hunter. cannibals fro her back fox news can trigger kat timpf and when he sweats people need umbrellas. new york times best selling author, comedian and former and debbie way world heavyweight champion tyrus. it's been a crazy couple of weeks but i have to ask. she resigns but that doesn't let her escape and the explanation although you get the feeling that's what they hoped for. >> a been in america 3 days i'm already exhausted. i thought my country is a basket case we fed 9 -- 5 prime ministers and 4 fuse refi where
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the most dysfunctional country in the world. hold my beer america. i find the attempted assassination on trump completely and explicable a lot of things you can point to and how it happened you can see how the mistake got made. she said it was a mystic terrible mistake and so on. how do you make a mistake were the number 1 vantage point for somebody to shoot at a president of the united states is 150 yards away on a little roof and you don't have anybody there they are not even looking at it and members of the public started shouting there's a guy in the roof with a gun in a neighbour going what's going on. all the time trump is standing there as deemed with an air 15 that could unload bullets and comes within a quarter inch of killing him imagine the repercussions of donald trump
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actually was killed i spoke to him saturday night he rang me up until maids show i think he felt sorry for me. he rang at my phone there was asked if he was okay and he said it's okay if only been on 9 minutes he was talking me through it and asked how it happened he said i don't know normally stuff happens we do these things and the seeker service a let's give it 10 minutes fall back. but there was an hour of apparent sightings and warnings to get put drones up. all of it is insane so, yeah, alright she's gone should have been fired but nobody will fire her because joe biden is president and he's here but not really here rang the country but ultimately there are incredibly serious questions to be answered
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i watched the testimony it was laughable. >> it was comical. adam you look like a potential assassin right. troubled, aimless perhaps on various medications. are you sad she's resigning because they might get somebody more effective in fort future ambitions to take out a world leader. >> i'm happy because he let the guy get off more shots than matt dates for head. but it just kept getting worse. first they didn't see the shooter that it was oh we saw him for an hour next they are going to say they gave him a gun. and then never should have had that job. she was head of security for pepsi which makes sense why biden hired her because his kid worked for coke. >> there you go. and his wife has some medical
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connections with dr pepper but i do think there are women who can work in the secret service rate brittany greiner right are caitlin jenner right. dish on time this black fema transgender wanted to fight me and psych i'm not fighting you that's 3 hate crimes and 1. >> smart. >> cat what's interesting about the story is can't be spun because we all saw it. that's why she had to go. >> i think blaming de i is letting everybody off way too easy. it's remarkable to show this level of total incompetence yes. even for a woman? >> i seen a lot of people not saying you i've seen some folks
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on the fact she's a woman and not the fact she sucks. >> that's true. >> i could've done a job and i would be awful at. people at the rally who were not focused on security because you assume former president that would be taking care of the illiquid about this dude walking around with an ar 15. it doesn't take a lot so again. resigning rezoning to find out more i don't have faith we will i lost all faith in our political system when i was like 5 and i never got it back that is why. some people responsible and while you are the leading investigators the world has to offer only [ bleep ]. >> and that leads me to my next important question tyrus the longer it takes rate to figure
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this out it will be the vegas shooting for the jfk assassination the longer it goes the more our brain tries to figure it out and we will never get an answer. >> before we even go there can't let you is march the name of nicolas cage. i have a reason for that. he dominates our late night watch this movie he gave us a exist sir out there you in besmirching brian kilmeade also there be you. that goes back your monologue where made the analogy last night the administration is a restaurant to keep giving us food poisoning instead of changing everything they're just under new management. what they are doing you should have watched last night see spitting gold here ladies and
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gentlemen what we saw was what we are seeing now with the morons being cut loose she was never in the loop not a dea hire in the sense that president dr joe wanted her there for a reason why? because shell do do what she is told without anything. he actually did out perfectly. the difference between jfk and all these other things is the people on the ground recorded the story. without any of these so-called experts who sit in on the tables and stuff all we have to do is shut up watch it it's as clear as day and what should happen regardless of whose president there should be a special counsel i would say bill barr because nobody likes him is be want to be impartial as this just too many coincidences we
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see it on tv the conspiracy fares but laid out the plato we don't up to it just watch the first question i want his ways a highly trained elite secret service agent who is a woman at the front there incapable of whole string the gun better than me and i hate guns how does that happen? >> you never know if your flight or fight until you are in that moment and you can be the most trained badass 6'10 [ bleep ] head to ever lift the weight the first time he gets it he turns into a 2-year-old and runs away you just never know for some people it's just not in them. good for trying. >> this is the secret service. >> this is there secret service. >> we have to move on. >> the media act like sheep heaping love on the v.
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[ ♪♪ ] now that joe is incapacitated can't get celebrated it's a master class of kissing some ass. video comes to us from a liberal media hacker can't get enough kamala harris since she became presidential candidate roland. >> the reason he picked a vice president kamala harris is he believe she would be ready to lead from day 1 and would be the right person to take over the campaign and she is. >> once harris got the nod from joe it was off to the races with endorsements coming in. >> i thought she was smart, engaging, funny and feisty
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twinkle in her eye, punch you in the gut. >> the 1 thing donald trump feared is not having joe biden to run against. he talked about boxing he's used to going get against biden so they switched it up it's a southpaw now. rocky is a southpaw. >> al sharpe just looks like he's dead inside there. joe the analogy doesn't quite work because unlike rocky. she can't blame her book bizarre speeches on blows to the head. adam can you say 1 nice thing about kamala harris. >> i mean she's physically there. if this is rocky this is rocky for an biden's apollo and nancy pelosi is the russian who kills him.
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said he's in love affair and now his sects doll is very jealous of him. cnn was so happy they cut to jeffrey toobin on zoom. i mean stephen colbert said his blood is flowing so i'm happy for him it's that time of the month. but harish said she wanted to break barriers starting with sound. every time she laughs trump wants to shoot himself in the ear. like the media hates him. member when trump was found guilty, joy behar said she was leaking at cosco and there was a cleanup on every i'll. [ laughter ] >> and that's our commercial. >> tyrus that they are laying it
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on pretty thick. they don't even hide the fact they all have the same bat signal. >> first of all i disagree with you it's rocky 5 not rocky for it's the 1 you aren't supposed to remember. so that his first but other than that beautiful. they are acting like we haven't known her for the last 4 years it feels more like 50 honestly. and now they are making the argument the reason why she was the way she was his because she had to lay on the cut so biden could do his thing and 1 day she decided to go down to him and say it's my time and he said you're right and stepped aside. let's say all of this is true. reeling to have a restart with paris maybe have been wrong then we will watch the next beach and i will go great i'm sorry i wasted my time on your show.
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no matter how you dress that box up and ribbons and spring because when you open it up it's still filled with incompetent [ bleep ]. >> it is a microcosm of america. a guy won't leave the house and then you have this young hotshot lawyer who wants to buy the place so she has to get him out of there and he just won't go. >> yes, old guys do you own all the homes. >> they do, they do. >> of happen to notice that. >> is she a role model for you? >> what i think is the gift wrapping tyrus referred to can be more effective than republicans think i do think. republicans will can laugh at this. you can see because it's transparent but the media seems like they've convinced large swaths of voters that joe biden
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was okay enough to vote for and run again to be president perform or years. a man who 2 years ago stood in front of the nation and said i have oil cancer. man routinely wandering around talking to dead people during his press conferences. they convince them that this is the guy. so honestly can they make harris look awesome get people excited for her of course they can. it's a lot easier than what they did with joe biden. >> that is true. they will turn her into something amazing here. >> we're getting into princess diana stage of the rebirth. i'm a bit of a rocky a right as all of them about 10 times each minimum he had 57 fights over
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the course of the 6 movies and lost 23 of them which makes his win record as a boxer hovering around 40% which means if she is rocky balboa she's going to lose 40% of the time. that's not a great sails pitch for president of the united states going to lose 40% of the wars i go into, 40% of the policy moves i make so i wouldn't be too excited by that. someone said on my show but it's a brilliant analogy you're on the titanic right it's going down glass lifeboat is gone and you look out will jump onto any vessel you can get your hands on right that's where we are with kamala harris. last week she was deemed generally by people on all sides of the debate to be completely useless she was being blamed for
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why the black and hispanic votes have been drifting away from democrats a lot of black americans felt pretty let down by kamala harris and now picking up the newspapers and tearing on the tv is a very liberal skew and suddenly she is the saviour, so to speak. she is been there the whole time what is crystal clear is that she's probably been doing the presidents work the entire time we just haven't been told the truth. i don't disagree with you. i do think it can be repackaged very quickly you've got the money coming in the celebrities there got the democrat machine behind. but i don't think american people lose the stupid when the honeymoon period is over salute get into wasn't she the 1 he wanted to defund the police wasn't she the 1 made immigrations are and said don't
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come in and 11 million people promptly came in and so forth. so the real battle starts in about a week. >> excellent prognosis. >> they put biden on display to prove he's okay. did you know... 80% of women are struggling with hair damage? just like i was. dryness and frizz could be damaged hair that can't retain moisture. new pantene miracle rescue deep conditioner, with first-of-its-kind melting pro-v pearls... locks in moisture to repair 6 months of damage in one wash, without weigh down. guaranteed or your money back! for resilient, healthy-looking hair... if you know, you know it's pantene.
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>> a story in 5 words. >> where the heck is biden or maybe i should say the biden's because jealous -- and joe is scheduled to speak in primetime who knows what he is supposed to say but jill biden told his on her way to the olympics perhaps she's in participating in another data left.
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[ laughter ] >> this whole thing is so crazy because for many reasons but when biden they had that video biden walking i just thought how crazy it was that all the news stations were like breaking news, biden... like normally you would need to say something more than that. like breaking news biden does what. >> they've reporting that searcy breaking news, biden. and what if they resign in tomorrow. >> he's not resigning, resigning from what.
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let's be honest. literally him walking up the stairs would get covered like it's a golf tournament. and biting goes towards the blind 1 step after the other, a little bit difficult here and he's going hands off the rail and is turning to the crowd and he has done it ladies and gentlemen now all he has to do is turn around and get in that door we sit on pins and needles and my god he's done it. i'm dumping gold on you. >> we should just do that every night. >> give me of gold i will do it. >> do you have any thoughts on what he's doing and what he is going to say tomorrow? >> he has no idea what he's going to say tomorrow. i just find it completely
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incomprehensible the president of the united states announces on social media is 80% or not on social media just announced suddenly by the way not physically capable of continuing for the next 4 months of the presidential race the good news is i will continue on running the country to be the leader of the 3d world you like can't construct a sentence or stay on my 2 feet without falling over it's a farcical situation. for his sake and america sake i hope he does resign tomorrow which is why jill biden's going on a plane to paris because she would be getting the airtime if she could i do think it's a sad tragic thing unfolding here where a man incapable physically of completing from from our months of the presidential race remains president of the united
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states and the second of power that brings i hope and pray this doesn't go on much longer because i think it's dangerous to america and the world. >> do you think he sticks around? >> people were looking for him and i said check the supercuts rate that way he can sniff era but nobody will know. >> my daughter wanted to watch veggietales or put on a joe biden speech. i was shocked when he dropped out almost as shocked as he was. there is running his twitter is hilarious because the person writes in sick last week then it's of elon musk and i'm like that's kind of funny you should is that i have aids, white house aides. i'm dead, sat against dropping out. >> that's what he should have done. >> all right coming up when they
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[ ♪♪ ] >> the media turns on a dime to say kamala harris is tough on crime. >> snacks from the left-wing
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media framing the races prosecutor against felon role at agnes. >> the bumper sticker rates itself and never happens in campaigns the prosecutor meet felon. >> is america ready to elect a criminal. >> a prosecutor running against a felon. >> a prosecutor against a felon. convicted felon and she's a prosecutor. >> the idea of law and order. there. >> again it's a bat signal or a bat [ bleep ] crazy signal. tyrus. >> and that's okay because it's true. she is a prosecutor and he is a felon. she was a side chickie is a business owner.
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and thank you there. so if you want to call him names and stuff that's fine but she is a prosecutor for san francisco how does that look. [ laughter ] >> whatever the story is it bothers me when i see that and see how incredible like everybody is assigned to their opinion somebody is telling them is they'll act like i am alone when i say this. no we'll watch. >> that's the future with ai. eventually he won't need all these hosts on the shows they will all be robots look and sound like them and if somebody will just literally press a button. do that line the other line there doing his trump is too old to be president of the united
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states and they'll do it. it's very revealing though because being in the media a long time their toys been an understanding 80% of the mainstream media skews to the left they vehemently deny. even if they could fro harpoon through many other newsrooms and not had a conservative. >> they've tried. >> and here's that bias just bozo the moment they get a chance to revert back. they have a little moment with the rolling biden to account startling to observe her they were sublime leasing the things we've all seen with our own eyes they suddenly went this is terrible he can continue. you think? and it now are reverting quickly back to queen camilla harris she's fantastic greatest thing that's ever happened to american politics and american life all of our lives are about to be immeasurably enhanced just as much [ bleep ] as the stuff
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they were saying before so i think we're in the ai world we just haven't quite out to the robots. >> it's all just 1 brain. adam what say you? >> she wins should be the first woman is half dominican calf half indian, half hyena. what about what she did as vice president. the border is more open than the hawk to a girl. but all these people in jail for weed and laughed about it when they asked her if she smokes lead. i thank nonviolent drug offenders shouldn't be in jail they should be in jobs they can take drugs at. wait time, from from minutes. >> i like the vision you have an, yeah,.
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>> i can't believe it. all right coming up. >> you didn't go to me. >> i'm glad you asked tyrus. i just think it through it means ruin now is not shocking to see people be on various sides of a political issue depending on what's convenient. >> there you go. up next she guzzles too much bordeaux and is raking in the dough. ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ♪ far-xi-ga ♪ ask your doctor about farxiga. hi! need new glasses? buy one pair, get one free at visionworks! how can you see me squinting? i can't! i'm just telling everyone!...hey! buy one pair, get one free for back to school. visionworks. see the difference.
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>> you guessed it. et cetera et cetera et cetera. >> see a clever this is she got over $200 million in donations. a hundred and 50 from big donors it's not a pro kamala harris thanks it's an anti- joe biden thing he went completely gaga. it comes back to a massive part
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for a long period of time finally being exposed for what it was in a complete lie. the man was unfit for office for a long time the top they had their money kept it back. so many literally answer the question what day is it. >> they have put it to anybody ready. >> apparently not biden. and i guess she just inspires more confidence than him. >> i think were good. >> egg and a holdback for
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tomorrow clique. >> gonna keep those in my pocket. and and, yeah, they have been reborn hard now we have to look at their vp pick the if the advantage because they know he is vice president pick and the problem is with that pic. after everything happened said his vice president could be a broomstick. well they have the same off the field issues the president does so it's a distraction. is vp needs to be a policy guy somebody no personality just as the paperwork and baddest of all stays out of controversy you've 2 controversies. so i guess mussolini is the 39-year-old if trump is hitler and that's what they are going to do me will say alyssa no wait. we can play with a lead we were
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up 40 on monday it's not like 10 we need to pay attention go out and vote because they have the money and that they have the fall guy. those are the ones getting fired and followed on the shield who dealt with is the last 7 years their policy has been no trenton matter what. so we need to pay attention. >> 2 words, red wave baby. and adam your pollute there's an astute political egg observer what you say to this incredible amount of money they are throwing at kamala harris? >> as far as running mates i thank you are right. i'll flee for her she picks mayor pete. because you will invade countries from behind instead. >> oh. you adam? >> i honestly think neither reset get rid of the whole
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electoral college is not fair for the small states like maine. will the hoops aren't fair for elizabeth right. >> interesting comment. >> by the way lives there was being mean to her backup dancers why did she even have them nobody will be able to see them. sue-mac a lafayette worked and eject that nothing to do with it. he just had that joke ready and woke up this might like, yeah. >> a fat it ready for the last 7 shows. >> keep it in the pocket never know when you will need it. >> we'll be right back. (♪) (♪)
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