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[ cheering and applause ] >> that will do for now. it's friday see you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. so bubbly alka-seltzer sued her for plagiarism. emily compagno oh. is a rough around the edges is the guy you sleeps in your hedges comedian jim florentine. were of her weight in gold which is $430. cat temp. and to steroids take him to get bigger near tense best-selling
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author, comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion, tyrus. before we get to new stories let's do this. it's leftovers where he read the jokes we didn't use it's my first time reading this if they suck we will send a joe mackey to clean the toilets at the view >> i would quit. democrats in the media are calling this race prosecutor against felon i prefer to call it the 1 who won a primary and the 1 who is installed because they couldn't hide her bosses dementia. france a high-speed was hit with
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a coordinated series of sabotage before the olympics widely condemned except by the russian judges who gave it a 9.8. 37% of people think harris should be the nominee the remaining 63% don't have brain damage. biden finally spoke to the nation after dropping out haven't seen someone forced out of a party that fast since akhil mead got into the be in debt. pundits called biden a hero for giving up power that's like praising clinton for giving up cigars. >> statute of limitations? >> not the bill.
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secret service recommend trump stop have outdoor rallies also recommended a vacation spot in southside chicago. obama's endorsed kamala harris getting her to potentially be first woman president who do i have to kill to get that endorsement said 1 woman. baraka waited 5 days when asked why he waited so long to endorse her he said he had to wait for permission. some are comparing biden to washington because he declined to campaign for another term the other similarity is they are both dead. after seeing he was in it to win
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it days earlier then dropped to you said when -- he clarified that he was actually in it in the hospice care. feel-good joke. com a harris yet to pick her running mate has big shoes to fill course. many speculate what deal the by -- the obama's cut to get biden to leave but he was seen leaving the white house in the big wheel. the first line barbie from mattel she can do what regular rb can because they are both dolls. ap addressing an online hoax jd
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vance once had sex with the couch it concluded no, he didn't have sex with it couch great job what's next identifying authenticity of richard gere's durable. he's been dead for years. [ cheering and applause ] tom brady reportedly dating sports illustrated swimsuit model. well done tom. they are both republicans and great athletes. at the hotel where netanyahu is saying is real protesters dumped in 6 on the tables 1 woman appreciated the catering. it to the news. now that was replaced record
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gets a rays. they suffer from writers cramp as they definitely try to reread every thing said about kamala harris. like larry cutler trying to get the pictures taken off of our time together in cancún. from role in the border to bailing out violent criminals they are spinning harder than the dial on jerry nadler's bathroom scale there's a lot of damning crap that needs to be written like when biden put her in charge of the border is from the new york times president biden said the vp kamala harris would lead the administration efforts to deter migration to the southwest border there is march 21st and 2021 like biden's last physical guess it never happened role in. >> she was never really borders are. >> but wiccans always
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exaggerated what her job was at the border. >> she was never put in charge of the border smac she was in the borders are. >> people lying about importer record calling her a borders are here is what she was tasked with doing in 2020 regarding the border not to secure it but addressing underlying roots of migration welcomes her that biden was naming her borders are >> is not what we heard it's what was written. let's go right to the source this is the government proclamation that says she is indeed those are. they used the very word. dang those republicans with their accurate recollections if the media had their way we'd all
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be like biden empty memory and a full diaper. also more jail cells think 8's with files that them in 2020 tweeting up a link to the minnesota freedom funded to raise money for funding -- thugs release during the protest and by mostly peaceful i mean a few dozen people only were killed leave it to the cbs news despite showing support she never donated to the minnesota freedom friend -- fund that's not what people asserted she raised funding not donated to them utility douchebags and defending the police she supported that to once upon a time. >> de funded the police the issue is we need to reimagine how we create safety for too long the status quo thinking was
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you get more safety by putting cops on the street more that's wrong. >> she puts her foot in her mouth so much spray her shoes with listerine. >> you wouldn't reduce arson by getting rid a fireman may be kamala harris would. that was in june 2020 those in october after the campaign said they didn't this support do funding. as they pull down it's 2019 a ranking that showed kamala harris more left there. and what about her key role the u.s. withdrawal in afghanistan. the media pointed out that at the time of valuable she was if
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a poet more botched than nancy pelosi's bowl -- botox windows the the narrative change if you listen closely but you hear them tapping away on their laptops so what you are seeing is public relations rehab done for free by the media a transformation to make caitlin jenner blush and yet it doesn't seem to be sticking why is that imagine if x mac once called twitter was never bought by elon musk do you think we would see the history of her resume known those stories get erased faster than you can say we can be unburdened by what has been. turns out... musca stands between the fantasies of the media as charlatans attempt to railroad realities of our experience saddest the media maintain gas lighting the public's so easily
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can dis- expose quote coverups they can't he turned russell to a nation of debunkers and exposes the media daily for what they are liars and cheats and hoaxers it's often said sunshine is the best disinfectant the people do better when being observed this assumes the media are actually people let's welcome i already did that. mckinley could you imagine if there wasn't this big giant thing called x mac to do the corrections because they would just be pushing that [ bleep ] out there constantly with no pushback. >> and they do already there's algorithms in place so skewed in favour of the pr machine at work so it's important that we continue to remember the facts and disseminate them because at the end of the day we know her failures we remember them and
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saw them first and but it's really important as we come down the line to november that all the independents and people who aren't swayed of by the whitewashing of her background that they get out and vote this is deeply terrifying what we see her 2 things a complete manufacturer and recreation of who she's been think of the things the media glossed over she grew up in canada according to the media she grew up in oakland know she grew up in canada as we know she declined to prosecute the penalty for a cop killer but away a lot of people for marijuana she's for reparations calls ice the kkk referred to as prosecutor against the felon all of a sudden she's on side of law and order. she's not been for victims rights everybody knows this she's whimsical unsound of a sudden she's an amazing and divorcing her from biden's
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record instead of saying this the vice president we enjoyed the last 4 years making a scene with ed nothing to do with afghanistan and the border on a platform to the left and it's up to us to remember she's not fresh she's not new and she's the furthest thing from a normal vice presidential candidate you're wearing a new shirt which suggests a makeover like you had a makeover you look clean like you bathed i wore this to my wedding and you're just like a slob did you put signing nice on
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this. really going to wear like who cares. >> i love that you identified this as your 1 good shirt. >> it is my 1 good shirt. my black sabbath tour sure is my second best 1. >> would you make at the makeover of kamala harris? >> for 3 years they so there is no problem at the border right now there's nothing going on last year during the election they said there is a problem but republicans won't pass the bill so it's their full. meanwhile they admit there was a problem because they're saying but harris wasn't involved in that. i'm a dumb guy but even i know it when they are lying. >> you know what like an audience that soap applauds your stupidity make also can't believe you're making me feel underdressed for the show you're
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wearing your wedding sure i'm wearing the worst selling piece of merchant my website. nobody wants this. >> is because when you have a big sticker and it's hot outside it sticks to your stomach. >> also feel file jd vance wouldn't want me in this shirt. does this make me look like a childless cat lady because i don't know multiple cats but is it worth the reason i don't because i feel we would have a good thing going on. >> when vance was doing but he said about cats being childless your countless chat owner people got confused. >> i feel like... >> you know it you can spin anything. i have nothing against childless cats. >> you don't know yourself is as
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childish childless small dog owner anyways. >> back to the topic what you make of this lockstep we're seeing in the media. >> when anybody talks about her like which 1. as you pointed out she is not a weed guy big time putting -- 7 people incarcerated for weed and then somewhere 2020 kamala harris and now she's back to prosecutor kamala harris is so which 1 are you i don't know it's not uncommon for politicians to be in 70 sides of so many different issues the flipping of the media isn't shocking though. there just like blue no matter he they don't know how to have that conversation and she's been so many different people. >> 1 of those dungeons & dragons dice so many sides. is that right i don't know. >> that's a polite way to put it
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>> my terminals you be different when you're so [ bleep ] you can spread [ bleep ] in any direction. >> will the reincarnation work. >> what the white house and media or attempting to do is they're trying to take dan quayle tournament to dick cheney in front of our eyes it's not can i happen the important thing is we have to stop being given the room that when your brother reaches over and punches you jumping up and being like he hit me he hit me he is lying he always does this that's what we're doing right now let's let them at their honeymoon let's sit back and watch them set the table for their own up a pedestal all that stuff whatever that we can have great come on monday and press play and start running all the stuff she's
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actually doing and compare them to the home makeover like although shows when they have restaurant makeovers the end the same way 3 months later they're out of business. >> like horribly run bar on bar rescue. >> and if he can't save you nobody can remix at the stat look what's under the fridge. >> we can't let them eat that people could die. >> up next reese's it's not clear what hit trump's ear the thing you care about most is a job well done. but when you get your tools from harbor freight something about the job feels a little different - your wallet. because we believe no matter what you're working on you need high quality tools at a great price. and that's what we're all about.
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>> a story in 5 words. 5 words.
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already goes for kooky pans. >> how close did the assassin's bullet come to killing president trump? >> my understanding is either it or some shrapnel is what grazed his ear. >> where did all 8 bullets go. >> respect to former president trump there is some question about whether it's bullet or shrapnel that hit his ear. >> some question that's news to us your strums dr >> was absolutely a bullet i examined it scooped out there. and associated with it. >> just blows my mind because we saw it we saw him grab his ear i saw his ear up close you have doctors talking about why did he
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say this? >> my only response to him is corey. >> corey. mccoury? >> the guy died with bullets when he saved his family guess that was shrapnel to. family watch their father died protecting him and other men fought for his life in a hospital and you sit there until the american people that was just say it split and hit and something blew up and is there -- year. who cares this is the answer the american people only answer they need to hear for the rest of this whole conspiracy this and that head of the fbi comes on and says we thought it was shrapnel. so you're admitting they for a
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grenade because shrapnel comes from a grenade or device that exploded so we should all be disgusted and do nothing but reference the picture the manual lost is life that should be the only response was that shrapnel's will make some worse than cheadle's you can see her ambivalence when she was testifying he looks like he walked out of central casting and what out of his mouth is ignorant so he hasn't been keeping up on anything. >> to the plaintiff tyrus as well. it was a bullet let's say it was shrapnel noticing a person would be like okay then it was no big deal right with the guy who literally was able to shoot at a
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former president from a roof where a bunch people saw him in the secret service did nothing but if it was just strapped know then what we'll doing here. >> he needed to get that in take away how crazy it is which it is but even so what does this do not what anybody wants answers about. >> that's not why they are there there try to figure out how the acyl got there talking about this words like were still try to figure out. >> what gets me is i don't think he knew what he was talking about is just like you know i have to think of something to say i saw something on twitter this is the head of the fbi. >> think he knows of trump gets an office he's fired first day so he might as well just 8 -- just say stupid stuff.
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>> don't like to correct you. it was actually on tiktok not twitter. >> where are they going to say that jfk just bad migraine i think we should go to that your experts then there holyfield and mike tyson i could go that's a bite and he was and holyfield would correct them and then we will know. >> and trent figaro what was he intending to do and trump responded saying this is a guy's been targeting his campaign is a vote and supporters is it that simple an explanation that is more tedious or antipathy. >> maybe i also think for somebody that categorically hid details and was a smarmy evasive
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person under guise of transparency. which she was just overtly combative and uncooperative i think this is when you're talking to the cops you want to be super true for something because you're hiding something else so i think he was like bullet or shrapnel or deflecting any savage bases covered anything unlike cheadle i will be cooperative but the problem is the media ran with it. is immediately tweeted out with donald trump shot after all. and and with the inanimate media against law enforcement for failing those in leadership positions failing to protect them for nailing a 20-year-old to get on a roof of the gun everybody was united against how appalling that was how much of a
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national security issue wasn't here they go and find the way they can sneak in and make it all about that trump was lying. at the end of the day what he says what is really took a bullet for democracy what did biden take that's what they cannot wrap their head around. [ cheering and applause ] when i think of christopher ray a thing of the smoking man from the x-files. >> another you're talking about there some things i shouldn't say up next obama's make a call to help calm a lot in the fall with the scrubbing power of magic eraser and the cleaning power of dawn. watch it make soap scum here...
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>> she gets a call and herself from bullock barack and michelle video of the day comes from the obama's who finally endorsed kamala harris for president. >> they there you're both together. it can't have this phone call without saying to my girl i am proud of the this is going to be his stork. >> we called to say we couldn't be prouder to endorse you and do everything we can to get for you for the election into the oval office. >> it means so much to me and looking forward to doing this with the 2 view you and i both. getting out there being on the road.
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and we are going out some fun with this. >> they cut it off already before she started, ling which was wise the big question is why she holding up the phone up to hurry year there. that is something i would do. if that blessing wasn't enough thank god for white women for harris. >> here we are. i have to admit when i was writing stuff down i was like parents for common i don't know mckenna we are better than this and i know that she is going to [ bleep ] get us there. >> they seem healthy. really a helper, white women for kamala harris the only thing
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worse than being them as being there husbands. cat which 1... i didn't think the phone call was that bad except for how she was holding the phone. didn't semi- there that filled. >> barack obama is a genius politician truly because he waited until everybody said it was her and then he does this but also nothing he said in the report is leaked without them doing it on purpose lake heap probably privately leaks i don't know she can win and i would never want to be a battle for social or political capital against this man heed be much harder to take down then regina george. my joke was for the 17 millennial's that watch that.
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>> tyrus no sfl echoes watching a real estate shown like a reality show where it's like they came in with an offer and it was 100,000 below asking. >> if there was a reality show never would've sought never spoke on the phone that's numbet match what they were saying to her lee said was accounted to help you congratulations again the white house and she went on this whole thing and mentioned her husband we're going to be there together and asked them a question was she was answering him which we got nothing back because obama was already gone this is why we have to go play golf in scotland let them do this it's hilarious the prerecorded prerecorded live recording of an actual phone
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call is like getting drafted in the nfl but they waited a year to tell you. >> why do you think they waited emily? >> because as reports came out they don't think she's issuing she isn't the official candidate they are disappointed by this more disappointed by her than they were in joe biden they dislike both of them the entire time especially politically that's why they passed over biden in 2016 wished they could pass over her now it's what they don't do that is more symbolic than what they do if you look online now with the groom it's how they endorser and everything's amazing thank you for this friendship we've never seen any evidence of it all at the end of the day they hate this so i think this goes back to the point where we have to stand by let it all play out at the dumpster fire continuing who she chooses as vice president is
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more demonstrative of who obama is selecting the below seasonal to because you know she is no agency over her choices she is a figurehead now that medias propped up checking boxes and are there for everyone has to vote for her to another failure but they are the puppets behind. >> puppeteers you mean. >> yeah,. >> even following the obama's forever right 1 of their stalkers if i recall. >> you live just outside peering in watching do you believe that was sincere do you agree with tyrus that it was prerecorded. >> i mean the audio is amazing. like they got the rolling stones to fix that audio but obama didn't want to endorser shoot he was the last big 1 to endorse
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them. cousin michelle rules the relationship so that's what they did over the phone because the pain in his face to say that they couldn't do it on video. >> i get what you're talking about. it also to look a guy getting caught cheating on his wife and he asked to call the mistress up with his wife and the other side sing, hey, i will state of my wife we will work things out. >> your spitting gold here man. >> that's fun. coming up we pull back the veiln of our viewers mail it works fast to eliminate migraine pain. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. allergic reactions to ubrelvy can happen. most common side effects were nausea and sleepiness. ask about ubrelvy.
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>> yep you're watching mailing it in. >> an interesting question from leo. i would go to you jim because him try to figure it what you
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are like in high school were you a jock music freak unnerved or other? >> what were you? >> is a jock early on because he played baseball freshman sophomore year but then i discovered smoking weed and cigarettes and drinking in dirty magazines that was like this is way better than going to baseball practice. >> c1 from jock to dirt bag? >> yes. >> smoking pot going to heavy metal concert so from 1 extreme to the other. >> you hang out a smoking bit? >> there's a section outback absolutely weed smoke then go into the woods smoke we go back to class. >> don't smoke weed until you're an adult that's my role. >> a started at 14 and stopped at 17 i did for 3 years for this was stupid i would get paranoid and tired high for half an hour paranoid and i felt it was
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stupid to now i don't smoke. >> emily how about you? >> i was exactly how i am now. called you in there. are you entered? >> no. >> famine proudly but i played sports i danced those friends with people, yeah,. >> see women and girls they can be everything in high school guys get stuck with you or and stoner ville right. g you wonder what i did in high school i was blessed 45 minutes to us going nobody looked like me accept when i was on the field what did i do out there. >> i know the feeling i was obviously a jock i was a jockstrap more or less somebody
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had to carry the balls to make you know what all you, make him afraid to ask you are hated in high school were injured? >> no i had like 2 good friends is everything but a jock was in theatre for a bit debate, mock trial i designed the team t-shirt they had cow was on and they said mock trial but with an extra over move. i wish i could find that shirt. >> you know what i would love to see that shirt. >> yep they are were green. >> somebody somewhere has it probably 1 of those angry ladies who yelled at you about showing your feet. >> we must move on.
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>> et cetera et cetera et cetera >> a continuation of an early story we touched on from quote
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commit to debating kamala harris she says he's backpedaling. is he backpedaling tyrus or he says yes to everything he's not saying yes to this mick president trump is done a good joe playing chest of their checkers they want do this and this needs like like you know what we're going to wait. is a need to do just had the greatest debate of all time why would you be in a big rush they need you more than you need that my love that attitude. >> you were on the debate team right. >> i also love this. >> what are the book is about this kind of stuff what i would say as you can still book me if he doesn't back out. [ laughter ] >> emily could he.
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>> is this strategic base who say we don't know she's the nominee. >> first of all the campaign released a statement and he said he would debater and he said i want to bait or twice absolutely but in the interest of fair democracy we won't schedule it until we have an official nominee so i like that he's not punching down you sitting back and playing golf and wading for the freshman there to submit their class president because until now we've been watching a coup and installation so he's ready for the real thing. jim. >> how do you think to the debate goes. >> that a they should just say already debated a crazy lady displayed the tape. it's going to be the same debate i don't know why you want that again and we get the election over with it's a hundred days of
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this everybody knows who they are going to vote for your not changing anybody's mind there on 1 side or the other it's like the nfl everybody knows the chiefs and 40 niners will be in the super bowl again let's just get there again. >> you mean you look at a person to have to be if you're deciding between harrison trump. but. >> but then you would get your 15 seconds on the news new tight red sweater that doesn't fit with like you are you gonna vote for. >> i don't know. nikki bring you on tv is like i'm not sure i'm undecided. >> you know who you're gonna vote for. >> they think a lifelong fans
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>> greg: out of time. thank you to our guests and studio audience, "fox news @ night" is next. i love you, america. >> trace: good evening, i'm trace gallagher, 11:00 pm on the east coast, 8:00

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