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[ cheering and applause ] >> greg: hello, this is a super special addition of gutfeld! atco the good is he is not here! the top seven reasons where he could be and why he is out of this we, number 7, he is having his asset done again, said it should come out good. number 6, apology to over his last book, kink of late-night, in which is like he reread it, didn't think he gave himself enough credit for their show and credit to the other is still forward to that. number 5 -- [ chuckling ] number 5, he need some time to answer his hate mail mostly from his own family? number 4, he is installing a new mirrors over his bed to make him

look thinner and his life more exciting, peel off the sticker that says object in mere are smaller than they appear, but let everybody make their own decisions. number 3, auditioning for the remake of a murder she wrote, a reboot unlike angela he wants to do his own stunts. it is the first dimension of angela and the history of gutfeld! -- >> from an average fan. >> brian: know what she does not know what happened because she bowed them. number 2, surgically addressing his shortcomings and i don't mean his height, in the number 1 reason greg is not here is because of the new instructional podcast, and in all poop joke formatted, his wheelhouse and his outhouse? let's do the monolog! [ applause ] we got a new directive, is come out from the d&c headquarters, ready? apparently the obama's order endorsing a bit too much legal

weed these days, the directive is that from now on donald trump and the republicans are to be referred to as "weird"? a big drop-off from saint trump's hitler, adolph was certainly weird, remember he was a vegetarian, hated. >> on the other side just weird. >> 32 ounces of weird. >> it by the way, they are weird. >> it is bizarre, it is weird. >> jd vans, just dumb vans is plain weird. >> as weird and creepy as jd vance. >> weird, erotic. >> something get a little weird with the republican campaign,. >> is just that there weird and they don't want to sit with weird people. >> brian: i have not a sea marching orders a lessons band camp cadre days? locked up like this is last week

when the democrats throughout all of the democratic principles and canceled joe like bernie sanders haircut appointment. [ laughter ] so what is going on here? what it -- why is donald trump who delivered prosperity, no foreign wars, suddenly weird? and the worst thing to happen to democracy since women were given the right to vote twomak? i was left over from last week, bat greg rotors? why is jd vance, and marine whose story personifies the american dream, weird? could it be the prior democratic message that trump and is jd vance worth had to democracy was going as well as michael moore in the new beach? only showing that next shot for you guys. they needed and rebranded, like securing a polio. >> what? [ scattered applause ]

>> brian: give me a second... and the democrats needed a new way to convince as they have a heads the presidents dementia is everyday americans should trust. it is sure looking that way is it not? and calling anybody weird strikes you as a bizarre, welcome to normal, scientific terms and pretty sure is called projection, taking negative traits of your own and opposing them on others, it's like one gutfeld because of any short, ugly and down. [ laughter ] for the record, tyrus did laugh, he just covered his face. or it's like the cast of the view calling trump bad, edit not want to make a view joke, manning all guests you are my witness, to get quick look at who is calling who weird, role eight. >> who does not love a yellow school bus? can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus? [ ♪♪ ]

>> i want to thank you and welcome to my program. >> i am a kamala harris got my pronouns are at she her. >> my pronouns are she her. >> brian: who does add? who delivers the pronouns when they made to them, make -- if it takes more than two gasses maybe you are the problem? i will tell you who though, the hiders who defined themselves as d.e.i. high's and before that it upsets anybody that is why joe biden says, you would hire a vise president on the basis of race and gender, just because his memory is shot does not mean ours should be as well? what is the deal? what we have here is a national case of i know you are, but what am i? because the truth is when all is

said and done, this is going to be a blue-collar election, coastal to busy with their version of democracy, a.k.a. watching their kids burn flags on campus, then complain about the lack of gluten-free cafeteria options, they would vote for corey feldman if he could bring it down the price of gas and interest rates, from goonies, remember? >> he has an active music career right now. >> brian: more on that later, we may go to break and get more on corey feldman updated, a bit of a surprise, did not say that during rehearsals. most of the states are already committed on how they will vote and they should not -- there should not be too many surprises, the democrats can say they have a shot at florida but call i could not carry florida, and republicans will say they will flip new york at, they will get close but that is as likely as gutfeld is switching to men's underwear, or steve do she pick never any check at all.

you wreck has gone so far left of the olympic is opening to say when he looks like the 700 club. in the end this race will come down to the swing states like pennsylvania, michigan, wisconsin, they will tell the tale, in that tale will be told every day by working people like all of you. blue-collar vote -- folks wanted a stronger economy and crops in the neighborhood who we like, folks who don't want to hear there is no money for them because the countries finding breast implants for migrants. and to be fair, greg is a huge supporter of free breast plans of regardless of citizenship so that it's just a disclaimer. the democrats have a normal people problem, and they know what. says we head into the democratic national convention next month, can't wait, the left a break with reality continues and so what if we are all weird? what is the big deal? i think it trump and jd vance should own it like the democrats owned, short trump is out with

her but i always thought being weird is kind of cool. [ applause ] [ cheering and applause ] his biden impression is so accurate you cannot tell you why he quit the race either, fox news contributor, tom shillue. [ applause ] my third favorite morgan after jp and freeman, host of the morgan -- morgan ortagus show on a serious exam, it is morgan ortagus. [ applause ] she is a is a thinner than greg's patients, new york best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf is here ladies and gentlemen. [ applause ] and grizzly bears play around of the new york times bestseller, author, comedian, former nwa world champion, nunavut? what is wrong with being weird? >> you may do so many good points, let me see if i can make

alternate points, the first point you made which is excellent as as gave him a bit of a downgrade, they went from dictator down to weird, it now it proves that they are not that concerned that he would be a dictator because if they go to weird, the other thing is if they are attacking his running mate, at that they were worried about trump? why are they attacking the running away? they know that trump is very strong especially in the swing states they need so badly. the other thing is, it is kind of feminine? i mean it the whole thing with jd vance, how he got on the bad side of all these hollywood celebrities and all of these childless cat ladies and everything, as he made a remark about single woman, okay? but this whole weird thing is kind of like a single woman thin, like women call people weird, i don't know any guys who say he is weird, he is weird. [ laughter ] is just a very wimpy to do that at, and to see these guys like tim walsh comes out and it's like just weird, they are all

reading the script, that is the worst part about it, the got the marching orders and they said the word weird at the same time yesterday. what's funny is that old guys at chuck schumer, he still can't go with the new word, they said chuck, you have to say weird, he was like, extreme and it weird? he did not want to say it! >> brian: he does not get it. >> he does not understand it, i don't think they even understand it, i think they won't go with his very long. everybody knows trump is weird, that is why we like him! [ applause ] >> brian: morgan, toms as it will stop, do you think they will keep drumming that route in november? >> listen i'm so impressed the democratic party and their friends into the mainstream mania can speak with one boys and the same message, there is no way if we try in our party, we are so chaotic and disorganized, we could not get one sentence if we try to, i actually look at this and i'm like i'm jealous!

how do you get everybody to do this! it's impressive. >> brian: they don't care how stupid they look, they are all say the same thing, lack of creativity, some point you just have the same talking points. kat timpf i did some research i haven't been to portland or austin lately but of these that keep portland weird and keep austin weird, are we supposed to abort of those two states? >> i think weird is good in general, also, there is -- that is not the reason i don't support a politician, any politician because they are weird. my issue with any politician is then wanting to do may be legislated my weird? you know? they want to say, you cannot do these things or we are going to take your money and spend it on these things, i don't understand who would be motivated against voting for somebody because they are weird? and also trump, i don't know, when it comes to my mind why people think he is weird, what comes to my mind, you guys are

members of this? so long ago, he said he wanted to buy greenland? >> brian: that was kind of cool. >> i love that! >> that was so long ago but -- i bet they still talk about it over there. >> brian: i would love, i wish we had greenland, apple put my money together certainly keep my passport safe to get it ready. tyrus, this is an effort to appeal to younger voters perhaps, is that possible? >> i don't think the party that goes after everybody for calling anybody out on anything, now we want to call names? do we really want to play that game? do we want to call names? you will not being a safe box if you write it is through, can we have the photo? i get it why, if you are normal, of this is your normal that you hang out with, obviously these two dudes would seem weird to you! the weird is in the eye of the beholder, know what i'm saying? we all get a little weird, some of us keep our weird at home, logs out, some of us show our

weird. weight this right here, that is weird! >> is it weird this man loves his country? [ laughter ] >> most people where a pain, the point is we are all weird? do want to start calling names, really? you want to go there? out of thing they want to go there, whoever is riding this, check yourself because if you want to call names with him? >> brian: i hear you! >> enjoy yourself! >> brian: by the weight jd vance is an ivy league ivy league grad who went to fight in the marines, it's crazy. >> no offense but a year, your comedy industry of people entertaining america, you have to be a little bit weird to be successful, compared to elon musk, and ikenberry to elon m musk. >> is our difference? >> which one created a space x.? was a joe mackey? i'm not sure. [ laughter ]

and he is weird, another reason this is why people love it elon musk, he is weird and unpredictable, says whatever he thinks, that is probably why he likes trump. >> if i was elon musk i would just give joe mackey a billion dollars. [ laughter ] >> he may make a guest appearance, great job on the weird, seems kind of normal. weird, seems kind of normal. up next, white dudes been john kamala range cardinals, orioles... what's missing? the andean condor? no, walnut-brain! pigeons! they'd rather name a team after socks! to be fair, we're not very athletic.

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[ ♪♪ ] [ cheering and applause ] >> brian: all right, kamala harris' compares -- campaign is hasty and her fans are pasty, the video of the day comes from white dudes at fort harris no joe, a group of people that held

a very cringe worthy virtual meeting to drum up support for their cackling queen, roland steve is. >> what a variety of lightness we have here, is like a rainbow of beige. >> not to so much for being white, i certainly am but because i am a dude you know? i'm white, mi dude and i'm for harris one the idea that men can gather to talk about how we feel -- >> omar alghabra... >> interesting, powerful concept. >> great to be with all you dudes. >> brian: that was so white, it makes am sure lou look like samuel jackson. [ laughter ] [ applause ] tomic, as the white as duty h here, if trump ever held a white

dudes for trump call, what was the reaction be? >> i would assign on and say how do you do? and then destroy your career. is it weird they were categorizing people like this and we just accepted? are we accepting? >> it's funny, they think that people on the left, because they take pride in their group all of these people are in some kind of marginalized group where they feel they are, so they assume that's the weight white dudes feel, we walk around like when we get together white dudes we don't talk about white dudes! we talk about all the other fun stuff around the world! >> girls. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> but why is it that all of their favorite characters are just terrible? you know? why can't sam gams be really be like sam gammons be? in studies like that guy who wants to talk of what his feelings into the living room, and he's not like luke skywalker! he's not even just like the dark

side, he's just boring! so i am a dude, i kind of like that guy, i like jeff bridges, he's a great actor, but he's having some trouble it seems like, seems like joe biden -- [ laughter ] is he gargling or something? >> he is being a dude! >> swallow your wings first, i would say the most is if anything was rudy, and he is in touch with his feelings, he was in the hobbit. >> end of the hobbits act like hobbits. >> wiser always a focus on the left two separate people based on gender, race and race and sexuality? please be specific? [ laughter ] >> i cannot get over that video, -- no, i hope the harris campaign, this is a brooding strategy, good job for november. the guy talking about his feelings i'm sorry, that is weird. if anything it is a turnoff like

that whole video of these guys. listen, whatever they think works, i just think they are inching closer to being to define gender and their party, so. [ laughter ] i disagree, i love of one man in my life, i encouraged them to talk about their feelings. >> brian: really? >> as long as our feelings is that they love a man can't live without me. [ laughter ] >> that's a lasting you want is for them to open up about themselves. [ laughter ] >> she should not work as a suicide hotline. [ laughter ] >> brian: and f. about you got what about me? >> man up bro, man up! >> i hate when a guy is like my husband, you have until you love me for like five minutes, are even interested anymore? i eyed my, yeah. i am not for the weak. >> he will never break up with you, that's what it says right here. [ laughter ] tyrus are you disappointed you

were not eligible to be on that call? >> no, but since when did they determine what somebody's gender or race is, we are fluid! i can literally be in that meeting,, know what i'm saying, in a white guys meeting and transition and head off to the black women's meeting right afterwards for kamala harris. >> brian: would you be concerned that jeff bridges would kick you off? >> no, not worried, he's cool what he can fight. bottom line, if you look at all of this -- can't fight -- the thing is if you look at the rabbit hole and you look at of the men that were crying, i wish, i'm crying tears for my heart as i cried over my twin daughters betty, which would be creepy, and i wish i could have done more to help hillary, i'm a narcissistic crybaby. you get a one-vote like the rest of us, what else could you have done? it's so laughable that they have to say, look, we have white dudes, we have this a dude and of these dudes, what about your policies?

this is a joke, this whole race car to think and his argument is that while there is black's for president trump, while president trump isn't going hate, a meeting today! there is a difference! they always get great seats. [ laughter ] >> you know what -- [ applause ] next time you want a good seat at a tv show or football game, show up with the blacks for whatever it is and they will go oh, right this way, and that will be somewhat guilty liberal whites into the front that will give me the receipt. >> brian: think awake i can do that? >> absolutely yes. [ laughter ] is a brand-new week! >> brian: they raised $4 million off of it so it must have been successful. >> $4 million! that -- for all those people on their, raising money, i think they will have their time, raise their money, media will be good to them. as trump always says, we will see what happens, see what

happens. >> and morgan, we heard that white people should be apologizing, did they start with apologizing for being white? >> if not then they were crying at the end. this one was cringing but it was even more grungy as they had another one where these gentle parenting moms got on and they were talking like this about cole macknak very weird. it was worse than the white dudes. >> brian: i will say this, this is going to be the craziest summer ever and it's only getting crazier, and i cannot believe that the operative word is white dudes and a weird. that is how weird everything has been. up next, will free joe make adequate say no? [ applause ]

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[ ♪♪ ] >> brian: all right, be think very much, little green help drug addicts get clean? san francisco could soon offer eligible drug addicts will hundred dollars a week to stay clean and stay sober, here's a better idea, paid him a hundred dollars to stop devastating into the street, have you been to san francisco? the mayor announced the cash in on drugs program yesterday, the rest of the world calls and kissing taxpayers money goodbye for good, eligible residents diagnosed with substance abuse disorders would get assistance as long as they test negative for drugs, if he asked me, a better investment would be betting on jennifer lopez next

marriage, i know, still too soon? and aflac fans in the audience? many actual addicts are skeptical it would work with one guy telling the local news that will hundred dollars a week would be good but only in the short-term,, another attic is saying these drug addicts is too expensive, of the preferred $300 a week. [ laughter ] what is next? pay martyrs not to kill people? i should not say that out loud, i hate to be responsible for the mayor's next great idea. all right, let's bring this to the floor, is this an ida you can get behind may be campaign for, raise money for? >> no, i learned a lot about this from watching intervention and apparently they are making laws and not bother to watch intervention because people who have drug problems even saving their marriage or custody of their kids is often times not enough reason for people to stop doing those drugs. do people not love their kids more than a hundred dollars?

i feel like they do, right? do you love your kids more than hundred dollars? >> at least a hundred and $20 with interest. >> i don't understand, imagine interviewing people from these rough neighborhoods, imagine being from these rough neighborhoods and everybody else knows you are doing this? imagine everybody else it is still doing drugs like that guy just got a hundred dollars. [ laughter ] i see a lot of downsides i don't see it working. >> so you pay your kids -- >> are you trying to get beat up? [ laughter ] >> to solve all my children's problem i go money at them. >> i reward success, but failure and punishment is more severe, that you go media. throwing good money on anything, never fixes it, the fact that this is what happened when people who are up to no good need a feel-good moment, they won't really put the money on the problem which would be facilities, rehab pack educ

education, a social services support for the families going through stuff, advocates, things like that that can really help people struggling with drugs or increased police force so people feel safe when they get their a hundred dollars, they don't get jogged like i feel so good i'm clean! thanks! then they aren't beat out, or do they do? go to the guy that robbed him and get drugs from them. it's the pathetic nests of the left, if you're going to fix a problem, you have to get to the root of a, money is not the answer but, hey, it's our money it's all their money to treat morgan, in all seriousness, last year at the city had 806 accidental drug overdoses, that was in 2023, so to attack those captured and we have a doctor involved and not the city councilman giving the bad mayor bad ideas? >> it looks like san francisco has made netflix and chill an actual career path so good for

them. i think one of the reasons why we talk about the southern border and the fentanyl and drugs that come through is on of a sad and serious note of the epidemic in this country on this issue, so if you want to get serious about going to offer drugs, maybe you can take the hundred dollars you want to pay everybody and actually use it to redirected towards agents at our southern border to stop the crime and the inflow of drugs. >> brian: go to the heart of the problem, the root cause of the problem! >> yes, i think she handles the root causes, also in the same city they have offered to give alcoholics drugs on the streets, free alcohol so they stop stealing a. is as an effective way, is is the way that you runs his life? bad habit and rewarded? >> this is not like -- >> yes. >> what sounds more like a cut of breed, london braid or chuck todd? [ laughter ] by the program we just quoted

would make more sense cottages give them the free alcohol go this way they -- the program is called cash in on drugs, they think they level more than anything the world's drugs so when you give them cash, how much do you spend on drugs? between 30 and a hundred dollars a week, so they give a hundred dollars a week in cash and they will just abide drugs with it, the one thing it will prevent them from doing good, the terrible things they do to raise at hundred dollars on their own so i guess you may be preventing that about no, you won't stop those, people will do what they do. i love talkies, of it was a cash not tacky's government plan out would take the cash and go and get myself some talkis. >> brian: tyrus this is a full circle, people identify with in san francisco is kamala harris, this is some of the magic. >> this is becoming a pretty good deal if you are like, you can go get some free drinks, and then you and your body can do

than over and get hundred dollars, hey, i'm drunk but are not doing drugs, payout! pay up! then you can go back, refill, you keep doing that is, you can make some money and before you know what, you can buy your own alcohol with your free drug money. >> it when you play out of these scenarios at something i'm not expecting but truly. >> it's not hard to do! you're literally making cat hate can drink free so you're drunk, what happens is a guy that gets drunk staggers out of, he's got free money, walks over, pops him, takes his money, you are deciding more people up for failure, it's the worst, it's still lazy, it's absolutely so lazy, if you want to fix people, get people who actually have gone through the process and it survived it and can help, we have to see how many people got rich off physicians overseeing this? how many buddies who help drugs for cash, it's embarrassing good

guy just say you don't give a damn about you people, it would be easier to treat let's say they listen to tyrus had put this program together, do you think they would fulfill this, when greg comes back later in the fall? [ laughter ] >> it may be, or maybe people will have reviews -- will start to abuse it, if i was a drug addict living in san francisco, which again it's like probably hard, people rotate who stay sober for a couple of days, is then they use that cash to buy drugs for the rest of the group. >> and this is -- >> or the kidnapper somebody and keep them sober in a basement, releasing them only to take a drug test on to come 100, it crazier things have happened! i watched investigation discovery as well. >> a lot of pregnant men will get money, give me a hundred dollars m. clean. >> brian: a couple kinks to

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[ applause ] >> welcome back, welcome to kill or kill me, everybody always says, wise gutfeld number 1 in late night and i know the secret, it's all the wise, he makes at my expense, although greg calls out a special time each day, it fun, clever new ways to make fun of me according to reports. i don't want to the waiting disk to dip just because i'm here hosting, does not mean we have to break the format! age guest will tell some jokes at my expense, it's my first time hearing to them so here we go, tomic, begin. >> a pollster who correctly predicted every election since 1984 is now on record saying that o'brien is a loser.

[ applause ] >> you sounded not reluctant reading it. >> brian: morgan your attorney, remember i'm always nice to you. >> you are so i feel bad about this is funny, better sleeper than a fistful of real axiom. >> brian: take that! i appreciated that, that were not help sales, kat timpf i know i'm dragging you into this, this is your job, take a shot at me. >> some of these are really mean, this one is not nice, warning you, when you get a play-by-play on the poppy boldly asked to be euthanized. [ laughter ] >> that's really horrible, this one as well, gynecologist agree, when birth-control is unavailable, you can't go wrong with a photo of brian kilmeade. [ applause ] [ laughter ] this one's really mean --

>> is supposed to have won a. >> by and has had a so many fogs shows his nickname is jimmy faila. >> way this one is awful,'s books are so unpopular he gets regular death threats from barnes and noble. [ laughter ] >> this one as well! whenever he calls missus at kilometer she let it go to voicemail. [ laughter ] >> brian: it happens. >> who wove these? >> brian: are you done? >> that is all i have a. >> brian: my self-esteem is gone yet i still talk to tyrus. >> you know what, eyes spend months and months, these people know i defend him every time you does that, every time! [ applause ] and last week once a hat of the nerve into the smartest your name, who came out and hit them

with a thunderous f. you? this guy! so i will not, will not read these off this piece of paper! just quick sidebar, did you guys watch the show last night? okay cool, i have one joke for you my friend, just one... are we ready? knock knock. >> brian: no. [ laughter ] >> knock knock just a who is there to greet no. [ laughter ] knock knock. >> no. [ laughter ] knock knock. >> who is there. >> brian: let's go to break. pans, remember?

>> brian: already, raking news, tomic she lulu has something left in his arsenal, did you hear cocoa golf crying go over disputed calls out of the olympics during her tennis match? it was a status display this week by an american after his brian kilmeade on fogs and friends. [ laughter ] that was a good one. excuse me, are we going to break? no, morgan? you have another joke? >> it's not like i wrote them! already, just passed a bill to protect kids on making tech companies accountable for harmful content, sadly the senate has yet to pass a bill to protect kids from kilmeade. >> of this is so knock you morgan it's unbelievable. i love a good kilmeade joke is much as the neck is guy and woman, that does not mean greg deserves. does not deserve payback so i'm standing right now and member of

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>> announcer: a story in five words. [ ♪♪ ] >> brian: already, data reveals the tallest, shortest money, the average man is 5-foot 9.7 inches, greg's home state if california's 5.94 inches and we know he is well below that,'s height still an advantage in 2024 knowing how successful greg is yet he's not tell? >> that is because his job he doesn't have to stand for. [ laughter ] >> it does height hope in life? >> of course it does, a lot of

time tall men and no funds they don't know how to act right. [ laughter ] >> brian: >> no offense to brian? >> by then you meet short men and you don't know how to act right either! so, yeah,, i'm sure there is an advantage. >> brian: if you see a man of five foot 9.7 inches, morgan at according to this research, your home state of florida has the shortest man in the country with an average height of 5-foot nine, does hide matter and how tall is your husband? >> my has been a but i think it's the yankees moving into florida that make it short, not the natives. >> brian: really? so you play the italians? >> i think it's another way for people to have a list of grievance -- grievances, now they can add height and equity to the list. >> brian: a lot of people think it's how tall is your wallet. midwest and southern states like utah, montana, in tennessee have the tallest man averaging 5-foot

ten-point to 6 inches, scandinavian ancestry plays a major factor, where are you from? >> my ancestors are from ireland, it is true, i found this study fascinating, off to the states, you find people are tall, like everybody is my size, then i went to iceland and people were taller than me, then at denmark and they are very tall. it is interesting, the heights of different people from different countries, the states that have these smaller it's because they have a lot of immigrants from countries where people are shorter, it's all quite interesting! the fascinating thing was how different it was, it was kind of fun! our states are still quite different based on the people -- >> brian: immigration! right, tyrus, the main driver of height is genetics but nutrition can play part, scientist think childhood obesity is stunting growth, should we be concerned? >> depends if you're greg, you want everybody short and chubby. [ laughter ]

i find these studies boring and stupid. because they always want to the height of some -- listen, short guys can get away with anything, that's why you guys are always the murderers, because you can hide any guys all look alike and blend in, everybody is short, as big guys a buddies watching us. if your dumb they guy who puts tattoos on yourself, in your lights can have blue eyes, everywhere you go you stand out like a label maglite bulb in a black neighborhood. the pressures always on, can do fun stuff, when a big guy doesn't think dumb everybody talks about it, remember that big i grab somebody? little guy grab some buddy nobody's cares. >> brian: is it true that big guys have responsibly not to beat up little guy. >> know it is not true any need to remember that. [ laughter ] >> brian: what's clear morgan and you know this because you have spent years recruiting football players cut going to the midwest and south to get a

big lineman and that's of evil don't go to long island, we are shorter than lacrosse players why is that it? >> it by you make great comedians. >> brian: good point! personality matters right kat timpf? >> of course everybody wants to hang out with somebody that does not suck. >> brian: even if there is a right height? >> yes. >> brian: so somebody's 3 feet tall and you're hilarious you are good with? >> yet to hang out. >> brian: dot go away we will be right back. d [ ♪♪ ]ry listen to me, the hot dog diet got me shredded. it's time we listen to science. one a day is formulated with key nutrients to support whole body health. one a day. science that matters. hey. you seein' this? wait... where's the dish? there ain't one. you're tellin' me you can get directv — the good stuff — and you don't need a satellite dish? oh, i used to love doin' my business on those things! you're one sick pigeon. them dishes kept the rain off our beaks! we just have different priorities is all.

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