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this cover the future is in the white house all along. so that's where she's been hiding but they are right about 1 thing did happen fast seems like it was just weeks ago a lot of the same people were insisting joe was in great shape and definitely running according to kgb he should be taking gold and pole vault right about now somehow were supposed to forget all about that today she is wonder woman when yesterday she was wonder why this woman is here so we have to ask ourselves why why did this occur all at lot not anything kamala harris said until yesterday's rally they had heard much from her at all if you take away that unburdened by what has been things she does i don't think she's had that since he started fantasizing aloud about those

school buses now it's more of an idea than a candidate the reason for her meteoric rise is partisan politics when you think of nothing but my team good other team bad doesn't matter who she is as long as she's not on the other team it's of the same reason it took so long for any of them to say, hey, maybe there something wrong with joe as in this guy. >> the first frost you knew it was happening and to put on the windshield wipers to get the oil slick off the window that's why so many people like myself grown-up that of cancer. >> all men and women were created by the you know that you know the thing. >> this group included brown breaking asian-americans various people i think i pronounce it

correctly she can call me joe bitton i suppose. >> are like to think i saw this happening to someone i knew that i would speak up. but nobody did because her rabidly partisan politics of stopped people from actually thinking about anything once you picked a side you don't have to think you go along with whatever your side says and use the rest to think about how much you hate the other 1. democrats didn't consider joe might be unfit for another 4 years because they were conditioned to believe that was a republican thing to say and of course it's not just democrats who are partisan all right be honest both sides do that as an independent that means i'm looking enough to people from both sides yell at me sometimes. it can feel like i'm maury

povich ended dna just said i am the father. it sucks not just because it kind of hurts my feelings when people are mad at me but the hyper- partisanship also sucks because it tears us apart unnecessarily. it is sad but correct. politics makes us fight with people we actually know on behalf of people who don't even know we exist and all of this while the people in power play us against each other in order to gain more power and control. it's the subject of my use book is my new book i used to like you until i new book coming out in september and preorder now not just because my feet around the cover and also an issue that's very important to me especially as them about to bring a new human into the world. thanks.

unless you saw online today i am pregnant my body no longer looks like it did when i shot that book cover. azimuth you of you have kindly pointed out by the way. real nice say. you think greg would at least say it to my face. i husband and i very excited to become parents thank you. and of course the finally have the acceptance of jd vance. but i'm also nervous for a couple reasons first of all we aren't sure who the father is don't worry i'm sure once we see with the baby looks like it will answer a lot of questions. >> it was a joke do you what you think this is. >> stop looking at me. >> on a very serious note i'm

also worried about raising my child in a world where it's not acceptable to be an individual with independent thoughts it's especially sad considering believe in a country founded on the value of individual rights. i'm also terrified to just raise a child in general. my frayed won't be a good mom afraid him giving up my career and of my book or 2 or flops then i will see that as a confirmation of that fear. so if you have ever been in my mentions her e-mail telling me to get pregnant i did it so help me out please and preorder my book. that was not self-promotion because it was for my kid. i'm very sensitive because of the hormones at the rate this felt my adhd medication or

nicotine and little caffeine. is grateful is and to be pregnant it is also [ bleep ] hard. i don't mean i'm some unique a victim when i say that surely i mean the opposite. to the many women who have done this i had no idea how hard it was in every single 1 of you as a hero to me. for real thank you the 1 person he clapped. i also notes not going to get any easier probably for decades if i'm lucky. that's a motherhood is but i can look at the hard times is 1 more way i can relate to the other women the shared experience. yes regardless of our politics. let's welcome tonight's guest. she is so trippy magic mushrooms are jealous. host of kennedy saves the world at kennedy.

's joke so sick anthony fouts he keeps lying about them comedian jim norton. on this mcdonald's farm she is a boatload of money. liz mcdonald. the think his biceps or big you should csr. near tayn's best-selling author, comedian and former nw world heavyweight champion tyrus. all right. kennedy i would go to you first because you are an independent and you are like the second person to find out i was pregnant. >> when your friends send you a picture of a stick i know you're close. and went out there knows what i'm talking about.

not going to stop at 1. it's like pringles for you. once campout couldn't stop. >> is like we need to stop ordering these tests the doctors like note seriously stop ordering them. >> i think unity is important i think things get worse as time goes on so much more to just agree on the. >> so much more in common than we would ever admit but you give up your position if you say that and everybody admits leak wow i hope my kids are okay and i hope they had more money than i do and they are more successful the me and their dad if you admit that other people then you've admitted failure because just about but what teams and i appreciate we are in the greenroom talking about the people we don't like this election cycle and if you do that in some groups they will yell at you and kick you out of the room if you the nerve to say well i wish trumpet picked elsie

gabbard or something they will pop all the tires on your car. >> well, that 1 was for another reason. >> that's right i still think she would've been a better choice. >> jim first of all he also knew i was pregnant because we went out to dinner me and him, your wife, my husband before i was telling kem not going to say anything this is weeks ago it's too early is like joint kids get and he was like oh, well,, is pregnant right now. >> a bigger miracle than being pregnant is the fact i blabber in that mouth wife didn't say anything publicly as soon as he said that unlike well everyone in the country is going to know and 2 weeks i guess just don't tell anybody. >> of happy it's finally out there so people can blab about it but some and we talk about where it's constant lead this team or that team and the truth is i think most people have used

or maybe they don't like every single thing the politician says but they are afraid to say that. >> is also only 2 options i feel left out. i just felt like it sure would room the show but, hey, people think you're weak because you are a fence writer but it's like a that fake bravery only doubling down on 1 side it's not bravery you're just taking the cup from the high viewer and year old for afraid to set people inclined to agree a few you are brave so there's no option just picking the least of the awful options that's what everybody does. >> you get the fence sitter and it's like oh, you think it's easier for me to have no allies. >> you dang moderate. >> it is my small government and slight jim where you sitting on the fence and like i don't know feels good. >> you have a vibrating fence or

something. >> we can talk about kamala harris a little bit that's what crazy it went from nobody talking about her at all she didn't really say anything and at that he created this whole thing where she is this hero and the answer to all her problem's do you think this lasts? >> honeymoon period is over honestly i'd rather talk about your pregnancy but that's all right also it's unifying chocolate covered advil and a four-day work week women who are pregnant. >> yes, it's hard being pregnant >> is unifying lease at how difficult it is i thought i knew it was was like to be tired i did not know. >> by the way elizabeth is a beautiful name to choose getting back to kamala harris yes honeymoon period i think is over a think we'll get into the fake southern accent part but when you look at the policy holes there more than swiss cheese so i think we are in for a rough

ride right now. >> so tyrus what you want to talk about week. >> first of oh to be clear once again we know who the father is internet call him down. >> i couldn't resist saying that >> 8 i also lasts a fair enough. >> before he said adjective probably someone is like she probably doesn't know who the father is without shorter skirts are. >> and that's why we send him away for a week to calm down greg. thank you there is a thing her lever disagree review bit is not been a honeymoon we've been told there's a honeymoon we've been told there's this excitement and you have to certain their shed to a certain channeler 2 to find ahead to cnn or msnbc where they are asking like it's greatest thing in the world he only way this stops when they were notice

celebrities to have show up at the end of her shows megan the stallion doesn't show evidence happy to see her then she rolls out and all of a sudden decides to talk black it's the most ignorant [ bleep ] in the world we don't talk like that is not a cover -- a colour thing as people grow up in certain areas if you group a nice area you don't talk that way that's the thing that makes me laugh about democrats being so in touch with people. she shows up in atlanta all of a sudden she is a sobering twang going to la she talks for her knows when she goes to chicago she shoots 2 people so it's ridiculous she can't be yourself weave seen herself. >> we will get more into that but before we go if you don't like books at least come see me on tour in doing an amazing show here in new york city is in great comics me look at that lineup then in the fall i will be all over the country bring this baby a my belly probably to a city nearby specially we just

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>> it's coming year way it's a video of the day. [ cheering and applause ] >> the words out of her mouth sound different in the south. come all harris getting wrecked for her fake a dialect. a video of the day comes to us from a rally she had in atlanta

yesterday was no quickly she went from san francisco elite to southern accent. >> 3 did this in 2020 and we will do it again in 2024. [ cheering and applause ] >> well, i do declare. that was pretty fast let's hear 1 more time. >> you helped us win in 2020 we would do it again in 2024. yes, we will. yes 2020 the election year she got 0 delegates even amy got 5 of them and she eased salad with the comb i will never forget that story. why does she do this chemical yes unburden by what has been california accent enter canadian upbringing.

wondering if she is going to have hot sauce like hillary she going to go gun shooting in ohio like john kerry did nothing screams fake more than a fake accent after you had no delegates no democrat primary voters and now she's not talking any policy it's all branding and imaging. >> crazy to me i mean member when hillary was, to of young voters she was let go pokémon go to the polls when she started barking. >> remember hillary she was doing a speech in front of the black audience she changed her accent was truly awful i don't understand what it is about people he wants to rule the free world if a weird sense of self the use of fitting in technique that i use when i was a freshman in high school how do you not have any idea of your own

identity enough to be comfortable i don't mind a people he trump a bottom line is he has to seam guy in every room can you picture him doing that like y'all. i just don't see it. >> i can't. actually can't picture it. >> that's a guy whether you like them or not he truly believes in himself you can tell that because they are themselves in any room. >> don't clap i change in every single room i go into. >> you knew this room would like that 1. kennedy what you think. >> you went to a black church and harlem with gym and he spoke child the entire time. it was uncanny. >> a-10 because we on the phone he's like my brother mama didn't raise no dummy but, yeah, it's a very she doesn't have to do that

either met when joe biden was like they're going to put y'all in chains it's like what are you doing is a weird and disingenuous like hillary clinton set women in politics back 8 years it took 8 years for major party to have a female nominee if harris goes at this rate she will take it for another 45 is not good news you can set women's rights back by having a candidate like this casts a bad shadow over really phenomenal's cable women i would not put her in that category. [ cheering and applause ] >> i don't understand on many levels and also i just don't think it works. >> mean she has to know it doesn't work because if you roll the tape 1 more time the

southern accent dies and she forgets she's on the microphone and says oh, yes, yes, i did. she changed accents after she said that went back to san francisco. so she can't keep it up when they need her to because you know she asked like somebody who doesn't associate with grassroots people that's why john kerry went to shoot guns or pumping yes and forgot to turn it on rate. let's have a beer and her husband is like i'm leaving you. they are out of touch they do a lot of weird things and they think it's cool because if somebody is a publicist is probably 20 years old completely out of touch said it would be cool if you sound like a wrapper tonight they will go crazy for that she went out there and did it and even as she said y'all she she was like i think i did it. it's embarrassing but won't hold

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>> is this wrong? >> oak and back to is this wrong a question we all wish greg would ask himself more often. tonight charging people to attend your wedding. there is a new trend among cost-conscious couples to cell tickets to their wedding. this pair of newlyweds told the new york post they charged $300 a person. is this wrong. >> i don't know what's worse somebody charging for wedding or

whoever buys tickets i blown money at bachelor parties but come on hard to get the donkey smell out of your clothes. >> it's true. what are you doing this weekend buying tickets to a wedding. >> you scalp them and nobody can afford them. >> just man. >> you married a wonderful guy. you had friends pitch in you got married it was a beautiful apartment but it was the common room friends gorgeous apartment building and it was during covid-19's you couldn't have a lot of people but he also cut cost and the hardest thing to do right now if you're in your twenties or thirties to save monies to buy a house and so most impossible mortgage rates are high wages aren't meeting inflation it's tougher people so why would you spend 70,000 on a wedding. you can't have it both ways you

can't have this perfect social media st. patrick's cathedral wedding on 1 hand and at the same time save money for a house charging people's lame i'm booking to 2 tickets for wedding i'd much rather just see the yankees instead sorry tyrus i'll send you a nice gift and what will probably be less than 3 and $30 but there are so many instagram pages in tiktok accounts that teach you how to do stuff yourself ever beautiful looking wedding where you save a lot of money charging people is so tacky. >> other things people are doing our fake flowers scheduling on a weekday the ever been to a weekday wedding or all of your friends to rich. >> a like weddings like organized joy let me see i just find it so irritating.

>> i hate weddings sorry maybe it's because of never been invited to any just getting a half but i know some people whose funeral i would buy tickets to. i'd put it that way but when you think about it right marriage 50% end in divorce is go to vegas for betting odds. that's more fun. as the average cost per wedding once what i'm saying. apparently my behaviour at the 1 wedding the bit rumours of spread i barely was too close to the micro and after they gave the speech i will leaned over to

my body and was like this [ bleep ] is boring the saint lasting and maxing better and that would last months is making as with the guys singing. listen alike would you like to leave and i'm like i probably should is like i think they're the worst ideas ever to sit around and as her paying homage to somebody. why can't we all say the same thing only after the boers -- the divorce and i will. people need to get money for the voice lawyer. >> of ia bought tickets to wedding and they get a divorce i

want to refund. >> divorce registry. >> hate to be ascetic about the practical person in me is a might be a better investment. >> what's the worst wedding you've ever been to gym? >> probably mine. for nokia quick city hall good weddings are fun as possible boring wedding is boring should be able to create like another boring ticketed of event and be able to boot and say it sucks. >> no encore leave a bad yelp review. >> coming up

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>> market and move on. >> time from market and move on first new research suggests going vegan could make you younger. scientist took a pair of twins won a vegan diet the other on a regular diet for 8 weeks after that they found the vegan twin head aged less at the cellular level is it worth the [ bleep ] food? >> so being vegan makes you obliquely cry baby clec younger and whiny and of soft skin but can't lift your own body way up and glue yourself to a median i will just be old and smart all take my chances with my beefsteak tonight. >> lives this was taught on mom's do you think this

continues over time? >> no i don't think so if you want to be vegan okay i just believe cleansing and moisturizing they find the best anti-inflammatory is watching mr rogers neighbourhood reruns because it's calming so if you want to be vegan go ahead i'm not into it. >> gym? >> i am vegan except they eat puppies and the lamb anyways. you can't figure anything medically in total months. 21 sets of twins and 2 months wants to be 95 years old with no friends eating a carrot. >> exactly. >> i don't want that. >> kennedy? >> it rather be wrinkly on my deathbed. driving my car of my bald feet like the they said about fred flintstone.

remember game changer the documentary into a 20 of buddy watts tiger king a movie about everyone who ate vegan they did this when experiments that has since been debunked really give college athletes vegetarian burritos put sensors around their wieners at night when they slept the ones who ate the meet burritos were basically like and smith's dead husband flaccid ones who ate the vegetarian burritos like lexington steel modes these guys who wants were like i'm going vegan right now i could give you super penis powers but that wasn't the case. directing like it was einstein's twins experiment the twin who ate vegan went to plastic surgeon had some filler to make a point of nobody randomly pulls lexington steel out of the year. >> listen there's talk about things you can be sure of when kennedy is on this show 1 it's

going to be about a clam or penis in either way were all going to hear about it. >> 1 more topic most important story of the whole show lululemon pulled its latest pair of leggings after complaints that they caused long bed i will read the question for jim. jim can you think anything worse than a long but? >> along but a short penis a woman he sent me a picture of her ass in these so i sent lima being human i'm og instead of the peach. >> along but leggings no more they were priced at $98 that have long but. >> of your spending that much on a pair leggings a better with a

pair of hands holding up your back antelopes because that's way too much money you can buy the ones like the little sweetheart booty pants on amazon for $12 that got the semen the cinch that accentuates. >> right is a buddy wearing those i'm like i know what you are doing. >> these leggings at a v-shaped rear which extends up the lower back creating an unflattering visual distortion of your but which some described as a whale tale. >> celine nida arrow to the but. i'm buying hundred dollar leggings i will be frank i go to muffin top and the pandemic and i'm having trouble getting rid of it amassed more if i am pregnant than you actually are so i ain't showing money for that. >> tyrus, you going to wear these?

>> listen i didn't write that but somebody on the staff did. >> i know who to do this deal with, jean you are dead let a guy say 1 thing 1 time and he gets cocky. >> is not the pants i will be the 1 to say it i will take the heat online it's not the pants it's your ass that's a long. okay like do these pans make me look fat no the deuce and a corridor phis and make nature ass like that feed on of a button you get a phone jacked up there she can walk around like this if a man looks like hr so here's the deal the difference just wear sweats like the rest of us quit trying to highlight it's not there and for the record sometimes women have long asses makes for a short walk. >> and ave the. >> that there are women who have long ass i guess i should look. >> i think i go to the airport a

lot the became aware of them a different kinds of butts there are. >> everybody wears leggings at the airport mimicked your point needs to be changed there like 7 or 8 different vegetables to describe asses. >> is not my fault at least. >> for some people 2 glazed hams stuck in the back of a shirt. >> or flat board for those with a flat ass. >> like pancakes no matter how you make it still the persons asked that shapes the pants not the pants that shape the ass. >> i've got coconuts. all right everybody up next furry critters won't give you the jitters

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>> adorable indeed jim? >> this is a very upsetting and disturbing video by contrast of illegal behaviour i don't if you can show the video mean a lot of people think it's cute but thievery is never appropriate and i know where this story is i go there the hunt so stand outside i bagged 3 ducks and 4 geese when they still merchandise very upsetting that little animal adjustable something. >> glad you're shining light on this horrible dark side of new york. >> me and my ar 15. >> by the way siegel's her jerks right? >> is very concerning video for all homeowners with the home invasion by a tortoise he shows

it open like a boss lots the dogs inside. hello this video and it looks like a tortoise not a dinosaur. >> geez it's about halfway there >> tyrus? >> well, you're pregnant so it's going around it's also got the fever at my house not by human beings though my chameleons there that's the proud dad showing off his school colours there's a picture of mom that's mom it was forced marriage i guess but that's the way it is with chameleons she is video i found her doing this the other morning if we've got the video she's digging getting ready to lay her eggs and then as she's digging tough little job for going to give birth this case

she gave birth like in the eggs after she'll laid them proud new babies all fertile ready to go they hatch we get crazy colours and stuff it's going around. >> i don't think it started early enough 25 times and i've been asked about how they feel about the first pregnancy and i filmed myself telling them at the video it's very down but a plate for you guys right now anyways. >> i've summing to tell you. what the [ bleep ] >> you going to have another 1 or maybe a sister. >> why would you do this. with everything going for us good.

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