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all right. yes yes. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, you just wait till after the show. it's friday, so you know what that means. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. she's so pur the. r bide >> hunter biden tried to snort her post up after sunday. shatteretried herd. he's as cheerful as an with tuberculosis. comedian and founder of western razor company kevin aguilaras t as a former miss citrus. everything she touches is freshly squeezed. ormehotelier morgan ortega show series serious morgan ortega. and he can see your house fromr
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up there. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former heavyweigh upe. t world champion for it. all right. yeah. >> you know, before we get to some new stories, let's do this. >> yeah. ray's leftovers this year. >> mm-hmm. >> g. e jo leftovers i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, w it's my first time reading them, so they . we'll tie joe mackie to the slender trunk of a sapling. and thene as slowly grows to a d large, tall tree, he hangs asf. l >> wow. that was it'll take 80, 90 years. yearsog: worth it. but he iraqi parliament may lower the legal marriage ageiamt for girls to nine years old. >> so guess who's now condoow hunting in baghdad?
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>> in a resurfaced interview from 2020, viceis president harris was asked who her favorite rapper was. favoua live. and she said to pack. who is dead? and when asked who her favorite president was, she said jo askee biden. >> who's as for kamala, avoiding questions from the press. >> she says she wants to get to an interview scheduled before the end of the month. f e >> she'd do it sooner, but she needs to learn words. >> nancy pelosi admits they forced president to dropd out of the race not because he was unfit for office, but becaust biden e he would loe to trump. >> so she stabbed biden in the back, which is weird.
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>> she usually bites people in e the neck. >> olympic swimmers are getting sick from having to swim in this insane river. you could tell something was wrong because they went yoe this andikvers and they came out looking like this. even on the view right now, i at a press. president biden openly expressed confusion as he greeted the worldssed c series winning texas rangers at the whiteons he house. >> evidently, he kept asking where is chuck norris in olympic women's boxing x y chromosome? boxers zamani khalifa and lynn
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u ting advanced to their weight class finals. i think i speak for everyone. everyone class when i say may the the best man win in a comics for kamala event. ben said, quote, like every white jewish guy, i wish i was. black. well, there's always a chance he could becomquote,e black latr in life, said one woman, joe joy. >> reid says democrat mark kelly would have been a better pick for kamala'sreid'p because he's, quote, super white. like a mayonnaise sandwichr kams on wonder bread. that must be why she's copyingte his hairstyle. the british government is now threatening to arrest usersreatn and they warned think beforeinie you post or what?before >> asked one man how little
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historical humor there. >> finally amounts of floodingunts is said to hit new york city this weekend as hurrican e debbyd is approaches and to save stranded new yorkers. mayor adam hurricanes will five flotation devices can't go wrong. all right. so if you ever want to knowha what the dems are up to, just listen to whatats ar accuse you of doing. take the word weird. theit was first uttered by a gy named tim walz, directed at another guy called j.d. vance. but turns out, as usual, it's a preemptive for the dems alwayss call you on stuff that they're about do or have already done. they accuse you of election interferencer before they do ith they accuse you of racism before they do it. they accuse you of censorship right before they try to shut you upbefore. censor and when they accuse you of being weird, you just know the part tryoy of drag queen stt
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our fat activists and feminists supporting hamas have really something freaky up a their sleeves. >> now, walz's weird, but he disguises under the costume of phony compassion a fake politiciant unde who masks destructive ideas under the guise of empathy . at a 2017 town hall, he impliede ten-year-old boys should be able to invade girls bathrooms because it's allntempl about safety. >> quote as a teacher, my number one responsibility in the classroom is the safety security b, belongingness of every single child in that room. ld these are children my son's age, a fourth grader, a ten year old who just wants to go to the bathroom and their identity is they are male or female, and they just go inthro that bathroom and usom.e it endg quote. >> sounds so folksy, you know, belongingness. yeah. they'll be belonging therapyey l with this guy at the helm. but whose expertise does.
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he rely upon for his midwestern takes? >>e expertis here's minnesota si larry fink, who wants to train more children's doctors on change surgery and puberty blockers. he sponsored the trans refuge he s, which walsh signed, which makes minnesota a sanctuary state for such butchery. >> if you promise trans refuge, then we need increaseyou pr the number of people who are offering gender-affirming care. we ne some money hopefully we s can pass to help entice people to move from those states who also practice gender-affirming care. we want to do internship programs and fellowship programswe want o in too, with s minnesota and other places where people can learnwi affirming care. >> hmm. there is now for babysitting right now and.th that's the perfect person to give advice for impressionable kidrfecrsons. i don't know strangers that want to take in runaways with perfectlyrangers good part who don't want them sterilized. >> that's weirh perfd.
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>> i wouldn't send my son saint paul. he we may come back as saint paula. there are other weird things about walt. of course. he fibs about his militarythere service. mi he set up a snitch line in arkansas citizens for not wearing masklitarys. >> and he's super weird on free speech. d he >> i think we need to pushweir back on this. there's no guarantee of freeouo. on misinformation or or hate speech, and especially around e isy. ocrac there's no guarantee. what i guess class didn't cover the first amendment. but if misinformation in isn'tas free speech, then shouldn't he arrest himself for lyingno about his service? >> so here's the deal. my mai >>n my main point walt's made himself fair game sinceimself only attack was that the other guy was weir fd because everyone is weird.
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the more you get to know them, it's why marriage is a commitment. over time, both spouse is whs ri we're all bat crazy, but there's weird and there's dangerousl]y. and that's thinking children can decide to have themselves and that's tim walz. his sin among many is that a he smeared vance for being human. hu his accusation assumes that he's not. and once you make that claim, all bets are off. 'siohayou think vance is weirdte and you want to operate on healthy kids. if saying crazy cat ladies is weird, what if you wants to turn someone's son into one? sowhat congrats. >> wilshere a , but so are we. >> so are we. but at least we don't lie about it. unlike w you.unlike >> but maybe that's because you're way weirder than we can even imaginethat iu ar.
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all right, janet. >> it's common knowledge aroundm the building that you're a very weird person. >>knowledgound the i mean, no, . >> she's. she's a freak, but didn't walt's make a mistake by breaking the weird seal?eird like there's no non weird person, so it's like he said that. it's like, okay, we're comingha afte,r you. >> well, and the word you use folksy. so this is a lot of the headlines we're seeing. >> he's lovable. he's like your dad next door, your grandpa, your coacht he. i mean. so he's supposed to be the normie, we're told. those are the words the kidsgra use. >> yes. h but when you talk about things like free speecher, because nine of the weirdoes i like to hang out with most are at the supreme courf tht, and they have decided eight to one. >> it's really controversial cases that. >> the most hateful, weird stuff that you would say is protectedntrovers by the firb amendment because it's not rainbows and puppies and all that that we
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haave to protect. it's the most hateful stuff. but the court recognizes the constitutionve protectsn prt your ability to say these things out loud and then judge you based on that. but here's the deal. we got to get past all of the love fest at som that.re is that's any new candidate gets that. would you have to get to where he i. s on his policy positions? h you outline some of them. now, some people may love that,h but they need to know what they are so they can decide how to vote. >> exactlywhat the you did cove. the supreme court and they are all. >> gout. ' farmers? no. i mean, they wear robes. we know they're not wearing anything underneath the robes. i can. n i can neither confirm nor deny that. no, i think that's a i think tha that we've got an exclusive. >> i'll get back to you on that. how about that? yes. you know ilge. angelo, good to see you, as always. i assume that you have a closet full of skeletons and i mean, literallays ity, not like metaphorically. you have the bodies of dead people in your little house, probably underneath >>e floorboardhes ofs.
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>> that's wrong, greg. i moved out of that apartment a few weeks aguto. i will say slanderous accusation. >> i mean, the two bedroom now . >> you know, as a comedianan and the of the largestf th american made razor company and available at western where razor com you know i have a different relationship with the word weird you knowi ha and it comes at me often. yes. mm-hmm. but it is interesting to see the pivot in the messaging because, you know, democrats, liberals in general, it used to bpivot inginge it's okay to , right? kind hey, everyone's different s . >> it's kind of like they did this with body shaming. yeah the, it was like, don't do body shaming. don't do body shaming. and then as soong: yes as trump got s into office, they were like, look at his orange face. >> yeah, look this.
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>> look at jeff sessions. he's a keebler elf. yeah . >> they get off of this, they've got to stick to their. message. t yeah, it's true, because the message only works when they can pointed >> somebody else.y ca >> and we've got to remember what the message is.o rememb >> western razor icon for american made razors. so important. so important. >> yeah. i guess the transitioning of girls to boys helpsin your company because you get more shaversg ofboys. we have razors for everybody. ee >> yeah, you know, everybody. every valley for more, you know, you find it interesting. >> it's you can predict fin what the dems are doing by what they accuse you of. >> it's always that way. well, it's alss ar wo like obvis skating from what we should really be talking about thisikin which is actually the price of goods for people to go to the grocery storhis. e, the price of gasoline, whether you're safe in your community or whether safe around
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the world. >> we just took two aircraft carriers out of the pacific, e, put them in centcom because s us navafy ships are getting sho at. troops are getting killed in jordan from the iranians. weregion b in war and almost every. theater in this country. but instead, in wa it's really t with the democrats have done they're not talking about war around the worldit i s. >> they're talking about who's weird and who's not weird. i happen to think what's reallye is getting married on tiananmen square with the excuse that you wantwho is w to remember your anniversary, because you always want to remember the anniversary of your weddinre through a massacre. >> yes. you know, it's ironic that he got married china and goesgot ma there a lot. and he's not really a gread int wall. and, you know. i didn't know that. i love that they applaudede they that. >> i didn't know tim walz got married in tiananmen square. yeah app . d in >> no, no, he got married>> h on the anniversary because he. oh, on the anniversary.
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and e d on ti went to. i went to tiananmen square. really? yeah. well, the tour guide. do you want see tiananmen square? >> and i said no tanks and you i terrorists. >> no, no, no. hold on. this is fault. >> sai i have. you need to write a letter to the millions. s >> millions of people watching at home. they're like, what were they clappin people wg at all was your fault? >> the great not great. >> not so great. i'm your weird tyrus, you know. >> you know what?. we're all weird.d. yeah, you're.you lo you look weird. it's you. okayok s you.? you flip the dictionary, it's greg, like, hi. so he's not weird at all. >> he's a creep. yeah, there's a difference between being weird and creepy, and you can be weird all day long. everyone wants differenc. y, hey, even sounds good. hey, let's get weird this weekend. hmm. so, hey, let's get creep,, let'y this weekend. >> yeah, you don't get the same. oh, no. chee
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r puppet is pure puppets, but, yeah, the what bothers me the most is the stuff that we're lik me the. fake valor is bad enough,r is but when you have fake buttere t churning sculpting value. >> where do you go from there?gr yeah, it turns out he never did that. he did. he was just buy it in, like, a iowa thing. n so there's. i got people from the midwest because i've actually been there. yeah i e from, i went to school. then i got people going. this dude hate legit butter. he's not legit buttetht legit r >> so he's not really a butter carver. no, there's no evidence. i cannot believe it's not butter. >> and every one of you that asked for a picture after the show. cture
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>> oh, we got to move on. that was fun, though. i have to say, it was weird. the other shoppers are razor over their. >> wouldn't it be great if he really didn't sell razors at all? it was all. he just sells hats that say that. yeah all. . up next, nancy finally explains why she took joe's next, n. but if you'll be in the newe in york area, we'd like tickets to see gutfeld go york ato foxnews.com. gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. >> new sentra menopause supplements help unpause life. supplements help unpause life. when multivitamin plus hot flash support daily z for qualityudie sleeinp and an extra for focus w and clarity. centrum powered by clinicallelly studied ingredients. when the sun dust settles
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closely admits it's a clue. did i say it right? yes. all right. rollint g. >> i've never been that impressed with his>> i a political operation. biden's operation? yeah, i'm not. i mean, i justpresse thi it.they w they won the white house. bravo. mm. but so my concern was this ain't happening. and we have to make a decision. mm. for this to happen. and the president has to make decidecision for that to happen. let me just say, i won't saysion necessaril for hapy knew what it doing at that time. i knew what i was doing in the whole thing. >> not just that. and what was that? >> that donald trump would never foot in the white house agait n? >> this is kind of amazing. yeah. this is like terrorists. >> this is a big deal. they jus
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t admitted that they got rid of biden not because he was unfit, but because he was going to lose, which is a complete subversion of democracy, because you already had the almost 4000 delegates and, the millions of voters and of campaign funds . they just said that they circumvented the the democratic process because he was going to loset ri. ic >> three people made this decision. yeah. let' a comples it one step highn that. >> he had 81 million votes. yeah voe ca. not too long ago.o yeah. thanade g all 81 million left? >> mm-hmm. so they're all againstt. illion v this? this? well, i guess we kind of figure out who's been running i gu ohoe are.w that w we know. yeah, it's been pelosi's call,w. and she's the one who made the call for him to step down. now, you wonder. now they're trying to be nic e calle and try to say it's not because he's inept or father time, thatw because that would make it even more sinister. yeah, we're not even we stiloul get a straight story. >> and, you know, you can always tell somebody is bullied because their body has to bring
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it out of them. >> mhm. he asked the one thing and i get so excited of the weirdest things now lik ge my kidst understanding directions the first time and a reporter thinrstand a follow up questionu >> yeah. ever i see a reporter ask a follow up question. i'm like . i >> oh we might get something. oh my goodness. and he askm likes a follow up question and he caught her off guard. but her body brought out like, look quest, lying.. and i stabbed him, ripped it from him, threatened him. >> but she did say he was going to lose.t from >> that was i mean, that's that's three again, it goes says. e.egg yeah. this is we now know we have a >>gmunist party sittin the white house right now because they decide for the people. >> it seem thes that it seems te . >> morgan, you're a lawyer, right? no. well, just for. the of, righ this segment, you've been practicing on televisiont? for decades now, you look so young. >> yeah. >> isn't this crowd may i guess that's you? and maybe forget that question. it's amazing that pelosi could
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say that with a straight. wit >> but perhaps that's the botox . i'm not going to judge girl forr a little botox. >> first of all, i think i think she play as such an evil character. well, yeah. like, you know, you can tell that she couldn't wait like she had, you know, off his candidac.y. and she kind of couldn't wait to take credit for it because obama was getting credit.couldn president obama was getting credit. michelle obama was all these people wer'te credite trying toy leak, as shannon knows, on background about who did it.t and she sort of went out there and said, no, i'm the one who stuck the knife in. so in a way, i got to hand it to her like she she played the evil charactert to that sher >> you know, david, you have this kind of power struggle inside western razor. >> i imagine you must have a staff of 100, right? >> well, it's a small staff.know >> great. i know you make jokes, but we're small business here in america. >> yeah. western razor. >> and yes, they are constantly
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trying to throw me out of power. >>tantlyit's a cutthroat businew with products. >> it's not. but you know what? i take the point. i take the point nproducts t the p. yeah. you know, this is a this is just how it is. power. ust how this whole thing's fakh yeah, this whole thing is fake. yeah. ole diane, i remember. diane finds. yeah, feinstein finds out the lane she was voting on. >> what the should they did biden he it's not a coup. >> he didn't know he was president. yeah a, he has no idea. they're like, we're not doing it. they have kamalaav announce, like, you know, i. she'll take over. yeah. ed fetterman for a minute. his brain didn't work, and then he went to therapy. hisyeah, he went off the reservation. a view topics are upset on him . yeah, but they've never had. the whole thing is ridiculou.s.
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>> why are we pretending like, oh, yeah, no democracy was working priog r to three months ago, but here's my buy point. chant. y poin you are a lawyer. t, the yeah. this is grounds for impeachment i would say look, they spentpe all this time accusing trump of anntf th of a coup.f an this is she's actually sayingsag they removed him and they put kamala in place. she's never been elected. the was not nominated. >> is this something that liker itel, just doesn't seem like it's legal? >> well, what democrats will say when press themll say on that this look that donors or a few party leaders are making o these decisions,e they'll say, oh, no, everybodypa who voted,s the 14 million who voted for president biden in the primaries was voting for the biden-harrisy th voted ticks right. so she was getting votes.de i also think. morgan she's trying to have her cake and eat it, too, because i think it's this. oh, i didn'ti heyingo the actual stabbing because she's like, well, i received hundreds of calls. i wasn't i wasn't telling people what to do. but then she goengs on the show
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that she knows the president watches and says after he said, i am notdo leaving this race,t wa she's like, he's got an important decision to make after he's clearly said, h i'm staying in the race. it's like me coming on the show and saying, you knowasly i, hasn a decision to make about whether he's going to curse or not. >> and clearlyheho he's decided is he's going to use naughty words on the show. >>go curse he decision. the decision has already been that is so cute. >> all right. having said that, we do swear too much. >> i think we do swear. but i don't know. one of us does. >> yeah, who cares? ortega? yes, definitely me.res. >> it's sort of like, do>> you watch game ort of thrones? >> the famous scene where she says, tell cersei i want tells e to know. >> it was me that was like i nancy pelosi. right? exactly. well, thanks for kw itas m bring that up. yeah. you don't want what about the people that don't watch game peo of thrones? we're all not shut ins like
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because they should stay in their lannoe. >> but others i like.ans. i want to know who they are. keep moving. >> all right, let's move. gela >> angela. huh? that was. oh, that was in 2020. so maybe she knows more rappers now. ybe shor even follow rap. and i can name lot rs of livinae rappers. >> obviously, vanilla ice to remember blondie. she could rap. more. and course, you can forget tiny d. >> well,de my name is tiny d,i m and i'm here to say about funky, fresh rhymes in a majo r way. so i'm white. goke cassper got a dog named jasper and you don't think d beyoncé fears me? go ahead and ask her. hey'llso if you love castro, stk with jay-z. but if you love your freedom, pick day p. >> that's me.
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is going to love you. but i can't wait and desire to come back. >> who's on vacation? >> he has no idea. >> david, happy anzac day. yeah. >> david, you're your street. that's correct. yeah. you're. you are a legend among the hip hop community. >> his old rap name, razor's edge. yeah. yeah. >> do you think she actually anybody besides the name that wa s given to her like ten years ago and was two parts from a different intervie years aw and, she doesn have any idea. >> well, i can't. i meanotn dea?, i'm torn on thia >> first of all, she's like 60 years old and, like, it's kind of like a little bit of a weirds like . but it is like this is like the softball. but to have answered so she doesn't talk about policy and stuff. yeah. just make up a thing.
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yeah. and i'll just be like, hey, you know, if we don' t get climate control under under, under climate, what is it if we don't get climateif w change under control? >> hmm. ro it's like that from the top. >> we don't get climate change under control. ice cube is going to mele doott >> all it would take. that's why you should be writing for kamala harris instead of running dinky razor company out of your garage. >>f runnin well, you know, it'sn tyzor dot com. >> what's your theory behind this? >> would you think that was racist to ask her of that? theory dyou? >> yeah. if she actually.ally >> listen, this is the thing that bothers me about, like, bot being black. you don't have to like rap music, okay? it jus being t kind of helps because bec that's what most of us do. isbut you don't have to know it
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like she's the. i've said a million times, she's a beautiful black woman. ye s. bea has nothing to do. she could also be a beautiful argyle woman. we don't give a damnoman. about color. >> your skin is your character we've got issues with. but the whole proven black thing, it's almost becoming funny to watch her do i it. mm-hmm. i just say, i have. i got cousint.s who are, like, ill rap. >> i listen to country music. yeah. o news flash, brothers. we invented cowboys. it wasn't a cool job, okay?d no you didn't get to be clint eastwood to shoot people up. you had to shovel cow all day in a hot sun. >> can i ask you what happens when? kamala is listening to tupac, and because she's a wonderful black woma the.n and she and shs singing along and a certain word comes up, can she. she can she say it? yeah i mean, she's a beautiful s black woman. >> yeah, she. well, she shouldhes be to say. >> yeah, but you know what? maybe she's refined. reat >> yeah. this the great richard pryor decided that he's not going to say it. i got older out of my. i don't want to say it because
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i don't like the fact that it decie isi gei am people.e th >> mm. you know, if i'm talking to my boys and i say that and then some poohat itr sweet, small say razor company guy comes over and here's our conversation, and he was like, oh, hey, what's up my arm? >> and we're like, our conn anhs like, no more western, and we can't have that. but -- but even the thing she came out with look at all my my old school black jazz records, and i was like, you should have had them already. yeah. you're saying, like, she's tryingy you sh to hard. and that's what makes you ask the question. but again, if anyone in th hard republican party has any sense she's a beautiful black woman, can we please talkhe about the policies? >> i'm just throwing that out there. shanno wom.n, who's your favorie living rapper? >> well, because i'm an expert on this kind of thing. you it would be vanilla ice. so i'm going have to go with d h jazzy jeff and the fresh prince of bel air. mm-hmm. that'snd the how up to date i am
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on raps. i should probably not say anything more on this topic. ais their new album out. >> yeah. and it slaps. yeah, slaps. well, couldn't last forever, bro. >> we have to run. morgan? >> morgan. how important is this story to? >> your life. r li last night, i stayed awake before i flew here worrying that you were going to ask>> lae about this. it reminds me of hillary clinton. it r hryand was it 2000 and whis with the hot sauce? >> yeah. yeah, totally. likesauce? pandering and pulling the hot sauce out of her purse. i think she shouldce outr talk hav about policy or something, but she's not. >> i don't have time to talk about rap because talked e. o talk >> i'm trying to save the planet or something. yeah, but you know what? use i am. be clever and smart. maybe that's why she's running the basement campaign. .ber anall right, we're going te on, dawg. ampaign.coming out.u coul reporter sounded sane, saying reporter sounded sane, saying trump doesn't campaignd >> you know, if were cash backb and you could earn on everything, which is one car chase, freedom backs,.
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hey, hey, hey. trump defends biden and asks what's kamala hired in our video? >> the day comes b to from t trump's mar-a-lago press conference. i wonder, has he nothe comes hat campaign event for nearly a week now c and had a public campaign event for nearly a week now? some of your allies have expressed concern that you're not taking this very seriousl yg this particularly at a time. >> why? >> because i'm leading by a lot and because i'm lettingm le their convention go through and i am campaigning lot. >> excuse me. what are we doing right now? rt it's a good. he's right. >> i mean, you're in the middle of a fricking press conferencecd and you're saying there's no campaign events. >> that's like being i wneing the middle of and asking, hey,
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what are you doing later? they're probably going to have a sandwich in the shop. >> yeah. trump's pushing quite pace, considering it was shot in the head four weeks ago. pretty considee wa sure. week after mckinley, kennedy and lincoln were shot, they kept their calendars prettyaftemckinley clear. meanwhile, commerce is not doing any new conferences. you? why? d she's not doing it? cause she can't do a news conference. y new confshe's doing any newsns conference. >> you know why she's not doing it? because she can't do a news conference. shconference>> she ce doesn'anno a news conference. she's not smart enough to do a news conferencae and sorry, wd need smart people and the presidency s taken away froo joe biden. it trump. no biden fane . >> the presidency was taken away from joe biden. and i'm no biden. and but i tell you what, from a constitutional standpoint, from any standpoint you lookandi at, they took the presidency away. they said they're going to usenl the 25th amendment. they said, we'll do it the nice way. we'll do imendment. t the hard way.r th and he said, all right.
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morgan he yesterday talked for like, i don't know, 70, 80 minutes. >> right. yeste and doesn't say anything. could there be some kind of midpoint like where he or does this help him or does it win new? >> what what do you think? umthink with classic vintage trump to do a press conference that long, i've sat through them trying to work them. it's lik erencee you're like sweating and wondering when is it going to be over? whwillt do think it was it's smart of him because he's saying, i can stand up here, i can answer every he isayingtand he's forcing the press to try and do their job, which is actually we're almost s forc weeks in. >> maybe ask you a question once or twice. mm. jan, it is funny watching the media get all at him, it and hae the fact check him when he's actually just talking to theano m, unlike the other gh or gal. >> well, and who would have thought that. we would have a situation in which president biden drops out a couple of week.thoughs ag.
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he's done more press thanden the vice president has sincestee was named to take his place w on the ticket. he's actually sat down with cbs. we'vasmed to de nothing from het >> yeah, he's and he was shot and. that's a weird thing. it's like i you know, i'm not belod anw tragedy. milki angelo. if i gotng shogedyt, i would be talking about it all the time. i'd be sympathy, gaffes and all sorts of he's not. >> he's just. he's acting like it never happened. shouldn't he just milk ippened. t a little? >> i. i guess i, don't know.ng what's he going to do? like just wear a sling like i the it's hard to go too far. >> i mean, you know, but it'swai funny. watch because the journalists are so bad, they they don't even know how tong becau ask good questions anymore. yeah. they're just adrift. they have no ide aska how to hae it. >> yeah, it's true. much like you, when you're answering. e much political. yeah. lookn u we.
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>> yeah. in your face, razor boy. >> tyrus does he. >> is he helping himself or what? or is he's the only one who can. >> yeah, president trump. because he's running against who himsele whf. run mm-hmm. so. and that's all we're seeing. she's not. listen, weni keep when is she going to speak with, like, why do we we i'm starting. spe longer the republican party. we are the wily coyote party. . we keep chasing that stupid road runner. like the resuleet is going to be any different. okay, get away from it. movey diff on. i this is weird. in a good way. so let's just be weird with mr.t president and leave all this others alone. >> all right? d leavand that news? an so stay for viewer mail.d find someone to customize and save hundreds of liberty and save hundreds of liberty mutualan eleva.
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you can't imagine the reward visit adopt us kids, dawg. >> yeah, you're watching mailing it in is a good question. ha ha ha. cameras weren't everywhere when we were younger. >> what's one thing, shannon? hmm? >> ooh. that makes you glad that theyou weren't only one. yeahd they, you, i. >> i feel like i volunteered to put on all kinds of performances that asked for,a
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like, to sing solos and do things. youth group in churcnch and dance, things that nobody needs to see. now, i'm scared to even sayam that because i'm sure someone out there has the video. >> yeah, but people can't evenml keep video anywhere anymore. >> it's like you saved. yeah, there's a lot event of st. i did that if they found it. oh, boy. to i would be in big trouble. but i don't know what you're looking for. me to be your buddy on thisou'r one. >> but i'm not. i don't muche your want to go r the razor's edge over there. he's a littli o e more. well, there's a million things, but the one thing that always stands out there was always the girls were a lot smarter than we were tha growing up. not i don't know if that's still the same, but we always go knot in the show.. me your. oh, so you mind? oh, webut we never saw.ing mi >>ne there's but we talked about the same thing. birth marks. we're talking about birth marks . yeah. yeah. i got a yeah, yeah, yes.
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miss bream. >> yes, yes. birthmark. >> morgan, were the things that you did younger that you're glad were just never recorded for posterity? is that the word posterityer th yeah. i didn't. did. but i'm like shannon. i didn't do bad things. i just did a lot of dorky us i. is thathe word? i was the drum major of theed d band, and i really hope noor one has a picture that i was.hon >> i think you're great. that's so funny. you are the drum major. obctur >> and i was beaten off. know reading off, young lady, . young lady sick. >> yeah. was very handsome. yeah. and heeating o you, like, he cae small carrying case so like you can carr cany around in your backpack he very popular. >> yes. ye s. thank you. shannon bream angela you're kind of you're you're like in between the world of and creepy. >> i'm sure there's plenty of things you did when you wereu younger did you did you like dissect a lot of animalsd yo in park? lot.
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