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huh? huh wow. smart people, they know, they like and it's me. happy monday, everyone. so jr has endorsed donald, ever trump and it's caused a massive outcry among the kennedy family. but hey, it's not like he droveo a car right off the bridge in i a lady in it. >> in a resurfaced interviewie with rfk jr's daughter. she recalls him using a chainsaw to behead a deadnsaw whale, which now explains why abc never asked rfk to sit down with the viee whicw. oh a former classmate of rfk jr
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. accusing him of being a cokecc dealer at harvarurrem d in the , saying he bought a gram from him for 40 bucks, which is 300 in today's dollars. >> not a bad price, said one man. price, meanwhile the secret service has ended protection for rfk jr following suspension of hisr campaign. this is a move experts sayfoll will addowsuspensi years to his >> meanwhile, joe biden is still keeping a low profile on vacation. here he is relaxing in thes sti. selfie. s awesom i approve that joe the trump and harris campaign are arguing the rules to the upcoming debate. >> the trump campaign wante args mics to be turned off and thedee harris campaign wants the debate.ump camp take place h open field in front of a sloped roof.
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ron, maybe. nice. "the washington post" has declared that doug emhoff is symbol and if you don't believe the post, just askif his kids nanny. oh, wow. meanwhile, his wife kamala has now gone five weeks without holding a news conference, but she did go on yelp to write a scathing review on nannies. i don't care. two stranded nasa astronautst are not expected to make it tock to earth until at least february of 2025. but if they want to get here sooner, they canil a always come through the southern border. it was their head. it's and nancy pelosi is blaming cathy for the dems losing their house majorityg
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in 2022. they plan to meet face to face ,so they're sending theirs viano fedex. >> all right. still a monologue. now, the democrats may not create jobs, but they do create a lot of extremerats theocrats,t because when you hold a four day pep rally to introduce your candidatet ofmocrats. to, l us nothing about where they stand on issues. >> smart nothing people know that you're hiding something. and what happens when you hide stuft peoplef? smart people bail. rfk jr is the latest big namu he cut the chain from the sinking ship. >> but you thinktest big rfk un? >> no.. let's look at a few others who have fled. is un. there's elon musk who flipped on the left due to those nutty ideas he has about thee first amendment. before elon took over thex hunter's laptop was fake and dylan mulvaney's gender was real ove. >> turns out both had. then there's rogan who went who from solid left to sort of libertariannt fro right.
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he's no trump fan, just a faniai of policies that don't mutilate kidsgh chu. i and thanks to calling out libs, his audience grew faster than ofw. l levine's 5:00 shado there are others that have left the left. russele otl brand. dave rubin. barry widespread weinstein. matt taibbi. glenn greenwald.n naomi wolf. oliver stone. johnny rotten. jordan peterson. eenwell,r ybill. >> tulsi gabbard. another former democrat. jesse endorsed trump today. you're welcome. >> you're welcome. smarhat's with all these smart people acting smart? maybe you noticed something among all thest pe actine clevel thinkers. you don't see any going in the other direction.rection. you're more likely to see caitlyn jenner doing an ad for just men. >>mo mm-hmrem. you laughed. oth those other ones. and not that one. but not people. >> sure. we've had republicans like
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liz cheney and adam kinzinger, but that's not over policy. that's personality and ego. and. theirs they can't accept. trump is more popular than they are , but sadly for them,pular so is hepatitis thc. >> cartoonist scott adams itmpares. it to people going from windows to mac, the migration is onemigr way, and once you've gone over, you never returnatio becauseecae switching back would be like going from this to swi service. >> now there's another formeris lefty that you all know also came to his senses. >> me? like a lot of us, i was liberal in my campus days before i had to face the realw world.d then i saw the half equation of liberalism, those pie in the ske thy demands that leave out the second part of the equation, which is who pay os fd it. >> well, that's when someone p explaiarn to me where taxes comn from. let's no st forget the biggest former democrat of the mall, donald j.
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>> trump. he used to mingle with sensible dems in nyc, but decades of watching their party rot from inside. butek his ginormous ginormous pair of and went home all right, so as the dems whine about losing rfk and now tulsi,v they have only themselves to blame because while the left can embrace american flag once every four years to hide their extremism, th the republicans have a secret advantage reality. it's hard to plaericany people's heartstrings when their wallet is empty and their daughters forceddaughter to next to a fat. >> and what about those demso are screaming about betrayal over rfk? >> didn'guy.t they just betraym their own. right now, as we speak, there' s a visiting angel still cleaning the stab wounds in joe biden'sin back. >> fact is, the most diverse party in history is over here in this hot tub of free radicals. y in histhat's because the peopa
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in this pirate ship don't hail from a designated grouuse peopll demands. >> no one represents blacks or or, women or black women. they're all individuals from rfk to tulsi, from evangelical to anarchist, anarchist. >> this eclectic, brilliant bunch represent themselves. it's not a bloc, but souls unto themselves. it's the bunch meetso the magnificent seven with a splash of expendables thrownte in, and it's the most rebellious club on the planet. t >> i just spit out food with trump, rfk and vance. >> you may be witnessing mostnc anti-establishment campaign in modern historyou may. >> this is real hope and change, not the face camouflaged in racial dogma and hoaxes. no wonder the media has circled its wagons cha. harris. when you see this bunch coming, wouldn't a you like harry? can i get he like this watches h
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how he like his women one on each arm. shark tank star kevin o'leary, this boxing reporter, a total knockout. does own boxing reportedly all stand as a judge and comic j his jury instructions come with a two drink minimum. comedian bits augustructionscoms idea of a light lunch is eating a lighthouse. "new york times" best selling yr comedian and former addict. >> kevin, what was your take from last weekke and also, eeked what do you make of rfk and tulsi getting on the trump. train, so to speak? >> rfk well, i happened to haves feet from here in a green room is a pragmatic guy. he wene t see harris. she said, no, no, nanette.t to and he said, okay, there's noomo home for me here. i've got a few mandates i want to pursue. her a fewi was there.ul
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i wonder what the other guy would say to me. and the other guy said, he me.yu take everybody in, come on down. and what do you care about out?a he cares about children's health. i think that's a crazy thing. no. t ltand he wants to get involved. so he did his deal. i don't think that's nut gs now he said he had about 5% share. i don't know how muchts that contributes back to trump. but the reason all this is happening is within their own party. they don't know what it stands for becaus withie. >> the leader of the pack won't talk to the press. what do we have the prespacks fs if it isn't to rip in two presidential candidates, it's a it and i've got a solution to it. i think she come on this show first. >> yes, you know what? i'll tell you, i think we're the show of joy. >> no, no. e we are the most dysfunctional family in america, right. she should join us and talk to us about the future. >> yeah. what scares me is i might end
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up really liking her. es md have it scares me is how big a pair of bongos i'm going to have to have. what she's talking about.m goin >> emily, what do you make greg: of this news? rfk family is really. adam more off at him mor about voting for trump. then you know who drivin g off a bridge? >> i know. honestly, you know, bobby's a good friend of mine as well.gf he is way too smart to be partbe of a democratic party, which pay has become the party of elites. essentially, he leaves nwhich hq question. while carmelo running for president has not answered a singleuestio question, she ner goes into policies. bobby's been very transparent kamala. estioncies but as much as i'd love to give trump the credit for attracting all of the democrats, unfortunately it's the lefties that are forcings muchi everyono right, which is the party of common sense and rationality. >> sthe deo ultimately, for a functional society, you need three things basic borders, control, spending, security. rd now, when the democrats leave you none of that, they don't with gs. er question
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>> they don't hold pressqu conferences for god sake, then you don't really have a choice. conf the chaos unfoldingn forces you to vote for trump. and i said this before trump's best campaigner. thenr trump. joe biden, and todr it's kamala harris. because the more you let them todak and themself, the mored eo people run to the ballots to vote for trump. >> and that's just final yess th , reg: thank god we won't be seeing more of joe exposing himself. >> yeah. so theree wiot one problem in t, and that is the media will not put any pressure on on kamala.th >> so she'll be, you know, shee might she might not have to she might not be the best spokesperso n for trump because she ain't going to say anything. >> yeah, but you hitbecaus the t time and it worked on what was basically going to turnre goi this around and it's not going to be what it was. but now had a full shot at it.ea so we've seen it for four years. sot not going to work the next time. and i think what trump to do trump is now get out there with tulsi
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gabbard, get out there with rfk and even broaden it more. bring in nicole shanahan, bringg in all of these people to say, hey, you know what? at leastpeople t this party is listening to everybody as opposed to weat we look different. >> but you all have the same idea ms. this side actually thinks different and brings all those different together. >> yeah. you know what? it's something that like, you can't. so you really can't talk tal about a lot in america is thet way probleinm like and it'somin how rfk is coming right at that time it seemst. yeah i mean it's -- it's like when he says stuff like you look out there, like when we were growing up there was fat kid in the class. >> remember that? but even like, if you watch mee and my daughter, we watched doco goonies the other day and she was like, why is chunk?k wh they call them chunk. nod theyt that fat.ha >> yeah. you know, saying, yeahying but d
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what he's bringing up is he'ss going after the two biggest monsters in this country, so that's not going to stand. sog after thgges they're going r down regardless because pharma and the food pyramidm down p wot they're not going to they're not going to change. that's why europe and other countriet ngs are healthiere and happier. and that's because they don't put their food that outhierr doo profit. but i think i have to disagree with everyone. she doesn't needur pe to profite media because the media is not her lane. dithe candidate. all of her people are jokesters as hoaxers, don't participate in real life. do in socialpate i media where they appear bigger than what they are. they're it's a mirro media r, it's smoke and mirrors. so she's going to let social media talk. l she has the the mainstream media in her back pocket. sh even if she doesn't talk t to her, they're going to talk for anyone, speaks against them. they're going to go after him. so there's no reason for her tol do that. and they don't want her to talk becausgodoe they know what it io i'm sure every one of them has been in a closed door meeting with them. we'vat i'm she been that way whereen someone comes in like, hey, i got some ideas for the show.
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and they're likei, i think i should be, you know, naked juggling behind you. and you're like, yeah, all right, thanks for your timku . it's high risk enough up. and that was brit hume. yes, that was brit hume. he was like, but it's about point. >> what you're going to see is this is she's going to relye is on insta and all those things o that are support her and anybod y who puts it like if i put a picture i'm like greg gutfeld tall no be ablt saysthat gree to see it. it goes against community guidelines. i tell you what i'm saying. like this is a blatant lie,a but it's not the point. but -- but it doesn't work this time becaus ie of the thine that you said that made you a democrat are all the populist thingssaid the that are actuallh by the republicans. yeah. so the peoplings e that are going to follow the policies rather than the person are saying, waiople g a everything that i believed in as a democrat is onminute thw . >> yeah. so yeah, that's some of the people she's going for it. s >> biden is in the basement. she's going to hide in the metaverse wille kamala strongest asset is not that people actually like her, it's just their ego won't let them vote for a trump. a vote for her is just an f-yo u
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to trump. >> it's not because anyone actually thinks capable. yeah. excellent poin t by all, especially me. so i made the best p. all right. the best point!s. yeah. when you spit that food outit t your mouth with that was i i don't know what that was, but that's never happene dd was just blew right out. and i go, i got to acknowledge that there was food flight out of my mouth that never happened on shark tank. >> never happens on shark tank because we edit ouvee that fd y mouth.t. >> all right. mm-hmm. up a liberal rag says doug'sg: tug has swagne bag when life spills heartburn. how do you spell relief or rolaids? yes, rolaids. dual active formula begins to neutralize acid on contact. rolaids spells relief. >> gia diamonds. lowest prices ever. the jewelry exchange has natural one carat, guys, just
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to a story in five words. >> duggee is a sex symbol.
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>> why are you laughing emily look at him virile and hyper masculine. according to the washington look, her dog is celebrated as a modern and progressivern symbol due to his willingness to prioritize kamala's ambition over his own. and that demonstrates and secure masculinity and that women seek partners who respect and their careers. >> do you agree? did you see all of that whent you saw him? yeah, he definitely screams sex symbol. you know, the first thing i see when i look at him is the word beater. that's what else the firs gen-z peoplem is call them. >> it's like under alpha male. he's a beta male beta.s what ans like the type of guy where if he were my husband and i'm call, a spider in thes like house, he's like, you kill it. >> that's not my job. like, no, that's alpha m absolue your job. >> but the problem is that the today they act like subservient men is the new norm. and they actually shame masculine men, you know? and if i newf he's a sex symbol, then trust me, nancy pelosi can be the cover of sports illustrated nowadays meanon
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the bar is very low. there's no chance for me. sport to standard.o chan i'm sorry, greg. me. i have to defend nancy on this. she's to have to gain 5 to 6. oh, it could be tyrus.e they called him a high achieving alpha fantasy man. ae >> and like, i love this phrase, enlightened machismo, whic, ah no machismo.c >> yeah, you have to kind of consider source. yes. when? oh, what's the word i'm looking for? >> uh, puny beta bags of oatmeal. women with no men calling him a symbol shows how bad. >> the dating scene is out there. shows hoy who looks like d the assistant to the assistant principal at the school is walking around. >> they're saying he's sexy. >> he i mean, i mean, he doesn't even have a top lip.e >> no, he. he has four cheeks. he's got a front and ad th
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back cheek and can't.t tric >> you're not tricking me. that's not tobacco, makin he's just. i mean, i don't know. him and i were standing nextng n to each other and i said, i'm an alpha. what are you are he probablyexta say i'm available airball. but you know what? >> them nannies like him. hey, look, i respect the multiple uterus child raising thing. that's cool. i respet. with him with tha >> but that's what's amazing is. a person like this who can't define what a woman is can immediately tell you what a man should be and what a man is. and never looks like me. it never looks like having which is the rich version of me wh yeah, but you know, this is toxic male, that's white devil.
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>> this is get everyone pregnant. that one might be truee devi. yeah. all right. that one might be accurate. your lead is to a pot of gold.po >> you know, there's always, like, smash. now, gregor, later. orter: t >> tell them we're going out for drinks later. yes. hoout fon. kevin, this article went to press, which means it was seen by a lot of people along the way. proof readers, editors. maybe a fact checker, too. how did they not vomit over this? >> remember, the story is his movie macho because he gave up his job. he got behind, signed harris as v.p. and said, look, i'm going t everything to keeping our family together. and behind the scenes i only'ms. have question what happens if she loses? >> he's unemployed. l
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>> not so movie macho. yeah. i mean, cahe is n he get his job back. >> i don't know what did he what does he do? is he a lawyer is a lawyer with a with a firm or maybe with private equity. >> i can't. but the whole idea of this is,el look, i'm going to change modelt . i'm the person that's going to stay home, take care of the kidshe model, whatever is insind with this. but, man, i'd want a on because it's only a 5050 kind of thing b with this election. withif she doesn't make it, he's going to say, honey bunny, sweeti e. honey >> yes. this was not the plan. >> iss gender roleunnys. you know what? i just realize how donald. trump cheate atd out of a first man, bill clinton. of like. like we just like we were so happy he beat hillary. >> but could you imagine bill clinton as the first man swingers? >> well, in a lot of situationt? ,he the first man.a lo yes, i know. you know what? you know what is, though?yo dr. jill didn't have to stop being a doctor. that'st is true..
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>> let's stop. why is a man have to give up everything? that's a great question. why give up job just in case? she doesn't win? >> that's my whole point. you know, honey, i lov>> greg:os >> but i just don't want t to give up the income. yes, they'll be fine with the unemployment benefits be rewarded, actually, for being unemployed. >> don't worry about that. it is a shame that dr. you willrewarded joe wasn't really allowed to practice her. >> yeah, right. yes. i went back to using men and women now. like now it's cool >> actually i didn't realize that. >> only when they say so. right. only when they say jeff bezos should have to sellsa "the washington post" to elon musk and say, do whatever you want. joe bezos is tired of this. >> you know, it'd be a lot thinner if he did that. yeah. that it'ould be s all right. >> up next, that beyonce rumorgu that spread like got joe back. that spread like got joe back. >> we all need fiber for our digestive health but lessi. than 10% of us getting up each day. are an easy way to get prebiotic plant based fiber with thethyour dai same of fibeo cups of broccoli. metamucil gummies. the easy to get your daily fiber honey, do you want
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>> can you blame the media folks for pushing the beyoncé hoax? >> our video of the day comes to us from the shameless scuzzy media who wouldn't up about beyonce's surprise appearance on the final nightpen of the dnc. >> roll it, agatha. beyonce or no? beyonccefinae? well, i just say we start the rumor now that it is pulsate and throughout the city that beyonce is going to show up. i' i'm guessing she's heree will president of all things music and fashion and stylm e i.e., beyonce. you mean it's going to show up? you mean by the. of course, like everyone else. we were hoping that beyoncé.e makes an appearance. those are the whispers around here that beyoncping e may show up, bey but i guess we'll see. >> remind me what night beyonce is performing. god, i think that's the most asked question. d met i gotten over the last wes so. >> but just like that supermodel, i met in that aol chat room here , beyonceom bey never appeared. >>on never a and what a shame.d tim walz had a dance routine planned for single ladie shames
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yes, but the last time i saw a crowd that disappointed, they were promised brian kilmeade and that and then he showednted the. p. >> yeah. in your face a tweet from whiteu house director emmy ruiz started the sinister rumorsecal which she then blamed on herster six-year-old kid who took her phone, which means that six year old has interacted with the press more than kamala since she blamed her child. for >> this hoax. well, do you believe that? do you think that's it's a it's -- it's wrong. first of all, you throw this it's throwing a six year old under a bus arowing a.p >> actually, i hope it was a short bus. yeahort bus., but this is. >> wait, no, you don't wish it was a short bus? well, i mean, is this about toy bus?
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there you go. thank you. but how about jerry buss? bus toy busgood thank you. >> but tyrus is going to know what this is, too, because this is that thing that youis i would see in times square where people would tell you there's a greathis it comedy show andpee chappelle's going to be there. we have comicsl from lettermanlt and it's just a dupe to get you there. and then wheer in get there, thr you're like, oh, it's just joe mackie, joe devito, fells j yeah. >> byes. >> but it's it's a ploy that you use to get people to come to an event that it'o sd like yankees. white sox. no one's come in. nido bobblehead nighoxt and didn't even have a bobblehead. >> yeah. yeah, i don't. i don't know about you guy don'a but i woke up at five in the morning watching a bad infomercial saying, di guyd. wame on, come on. i had my clothes on thinking it watc s reverse and see if shew yo showed up. now you have to ask yourselfve, is she really actually a republican? >> is that what happened here? . >> but she waited, so she waited until the vert why end to say she wasn't coming.
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>> so she was in on this. sugar higginshe was, if i can use such a profane word in mixed companys . >> but you'll see this was designed to get to watch, and it was a dishonest hoax. but you kind t of like it, didne you? >> well, that six year old has to go to jail. yeah didn', that's it. you do the crime, you dojail. the time. s wh >> that's what i say. tyrus, dato you think that shot like? >> i think it's worse that she blamed her kid. i the the thing. >> and take her from someone who's blamed his kids for a lot of things. >> when it finally comes out, cs the kids will dirty make you out. so just like, come all theout. six year olds not getting any press time. yeah. because if pressed, she'll tele. the truth. like, mommy, you wrote it on the phone. you tell it to daddy. xt oldthat you're going to do te beyonce. who? i feel bad. and this whole thing is like yon they have pink. >> what happened to pink, i think came out there. therce would a e upside down drummers. that's not good enough for you guys. yes,ca was but this is they hadu
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make sure they didn't have the mistake that happenegh d, georgia,georgi where they had make the. i'm not calling her a stallion. makee yo the. >> the horse came out. it came out and performed and the whole place was rocking. theynd when she leftd th, they started leaving. >> right. and kamo hadn't spoke yet. great, smart crowd. not but they didn't want to have that. so what they needed to have happen was so that would not happen againhey needhave. the grand stage, they probably contacted her. onn we were like, can use your name. because here's the thing. why are they note attacking her ? greg, i said, help me if i. greg gutfeld is coming to my show this week and he doesn's cn show up when i see you at i the watercooler on monday, i'm like, where are you at?ay i jon stewart? nobody's upset. there's no one on cnn with ak th deep divere like we've reached for comment. she's not answering yet. we got jay-z. we want to find ou likt, no. out >> one, they are to blame.o they also blame tmz for it. yeah, tmja findz reporting the o
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yes. so, again, it goes back to the old thing. >> when you're fully all you can do is pack more. yo>> reporties bac ms. emily, did you believe for a second she was going to show up or did you see throughro this ruse? i thought she would do it for them, honestly. tht to mthh this re it's a lot r me. it's more so reinforcing the poinem honest that.s more the democrats know their only way into winning this election ofnow t, to bribing the american people and all of these taylor swift and beyonce, they endorsements is all a facade to to cover the fact y can't address any of the policies. >> but this is just one of the many lies weddress see overy and over. so i watched the highlights, if you could even call it that, ligh a dnc . they lied about project 2025, making it sound like the most demonithatc thing trump has plad for america. foey constantly lie about trumep banning abortions when he said a hundred times himself that he doesstantly ou not plan on doin and it shows the only way they think they can wihis n is y bashing and lying about the conservative agenda.
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>> and then you watch this,h the playback of the video. if you didn't show mthback oe ce i'm thinking, that's e! news. this is a presidential electio concerning >> well, the thing is, you know, kevin, you and i are both in and, you know, big hollywood entertainment, ugly people, you know, the ugly people, politics, they get very giddy over celebrities. >> it's kind of say d i don't think it makes one difference what some celebrity sayssays who i should vote for. i don't care what they think. i care what shouli think. t and i think most people around the kitchen table right now don't carek ani thin, taylor sws or beyonce says it's great for becaconvention because you're selling tickets. you want to keep people that are two in the morning. but over with now, the sugar whe high is over and now you still got to buy baconrnin, eggs up 2n >> i think they do care. that she didn't say something says a lote the fact was i tell you who to vote for.
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i like their music. young people. yeah. reese's voting for the wnba player is now trending on twitter that she said she's not sure about kamala who cares who she's even voting for? >> she just plays basketball. i don't think this gen z does. >> i think women do over it. they do. i mean, the biggest thing from the convention, me, greg and i was waiting. >> i sent you. their whole thing was strength throug h joy.- >> yeah, that's a good vibe. but this is when being being stupid back to bite you on the l a little bit. they've been calling trump hitler from daays baskgens >> yeah, straight through joy.o. guess where that playbook comes from. cal his, google it when you get home. ladies and gentlementler fro, io with an end. yeahme, and ends with his. look it up. it was political. yeah. no celebrity will my>> greg: vote except for ruth buzzi. >> you? >> yeah, me too. if ruth says that you do it,. i do it. all right. he sa with that person. coming up, some thoughtful chatter about peanut butters,ghl
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the we want it schedule free mobile service now say flight dakar flight repair supply replace five more words. peanut is a liquid quantity of the tsa tires so tsa tweeted a reminder on friday, quote, peanut butter is a liquid. we said what? we said.". >> apparently this is like a they're out there. they're at their wit's end. >> x users added contact a saying that according to chemistry, butter is a bingham plastic, which is a subset of non-newtonian fluids . so it's not that peter peanut. peter butter peanut butterm whis a liquid it's a frickin plastic. >> rfk jr. a is right. worry heating plastic. what say you dizziness?
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dry. hold on, man. whatt drink my peanut butter i about. >> well, look all i to disclose something i am a member of thet peanut butter communitbuybe and there is a huge issue raging through the community many people particularly when they get natural peanut butter where the oi il to the top, mix it up with a spoon and put it in the fridge to solidify when it becomes definitely a solids when it comes back out again, it turns into a liquid. i >> so what is it? ? community can't decide no, i'm going to solve that. the government can either solve this right now, can have au ca water balloon fight or a peanut butter balloon fight. ballo do you want to get wet oonr do you want a concussion? because if i hit you with a peanut butter ballooetn, e if i'm going to knock you out because it's a solid. listen, this is for greg t by, get the only time. >> peanut butter is a liquid is when you eat too much of itco . gary here you go. greg yeah. okay. now, my birthday.. thank you. h i don't think it's. >> i this black or whiteappy. if you get like a jaru ge of skippy, which is like
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the garbage stuff. r ofrfk is warning us about, thn yeah, it's like rock solid. >> but if you get the trader i joe's more organic natural brand, it's liquid. but my question why skippy has real oil in it. >> but i mean, that's a creamy? . i don't know when that happens with skippy. yeah, but i'm up here. did he want four liter water in there? evil peanut butter. get off. d >> yeah. wonder why you stay so small. i'll take skippy over pan anys day. >> i like skippyso is a boy's name. i got a tattoo of skippy right here on my chest- pe. my but you know why? you know why, peter pan is carrying a knife? >> because he needs it to spread the peanut butter. >> because you're doing that, right? split up in a bad mood. yeah, i see. i've heard that. okay, it raises anotherd important question.t ra >> no one who's taking peanut airper on an airplanere saying how was this actually proper debate? >> no. yes. protei >> hown. t is lot of times easier to travel than skippy protein.
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yeah. no. thsiest wato yeah, yeah. >> dirty liquids. you've had to give up. >> kevin, do you just wait? you don't know, like flight. when was the last time you flew commercial? theally yeah, i didn't say i should have rephrase that. >> have you ever flown eve commercial? >> you know what commerciar flo? i 's what say i bring i bring my liquids with me. >> i bring good. there's a plane where strangersg get. >> do you know that that's a thing? yeah. you know what? remind me latet onu knowthat trr i'm actually flex right now. i'm a community notes contributor. em acti'm to try to community with that. >> let's see if that works. i'm going to say that it'si wani actually a solid and see if i can community note tsa. >> well, i think , i mean can i'm interested in the fact that it's a non and yotes it.u tony and fluid because then what's a newtonian fluids isn't that jelly you're saying why why do you know what happened le
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to joe. >> can you why is jelly being left out of why is butte?r here? are jelly sodas allowed? >> what peanut would be ther: worse anybody who brings jam on a plane. anybod >> well, wait a second. here's the thing about peanut butter again oplane., back to te community. do you add sugar or not? now, many brands, including those four mentioned, are full a cane sugar. >> very bad.d arwhat about one more thing? >> yeah. what about stuff you had me. wait, so what do you what do you use. y if you don't use any sugar again, the community is splised >> the community split half go for the added sugar, whichhih i think is terrible, and the other half are purist. but that's the stuff that gets parablefo really oily because all you're doing grinding up peanuts and of course the communitsf thp doesn't like that.ea what do you do? stick it in the fridge. coike thatano where we started . >>d this is see, t this is fascinating to me. our next segment is about jelly
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we're going to cool a little bit now until we figure out actually how we w there are some great ideas. like you walk up to getw your fasthis t order.r fast >> it says you ordered cheese o last time and you reserdert read liked it. >> how about double cheese? this time it turns out people go, yeah, screw that. >> yeah. vincurns oe it. >> if there is a likable voicel ,you're going to get attached to it. >> you're a lonely man. absolutely go. e i'm going to be as polite to that thing as i possibly can . as like i said, i'm the poor version of that. and never going to get a realrel girl. so that's going to be what i'm dating. so i'm going girt is to super nb that i think, well, listen, it depends what it's doinceg. s don >> yeah. if the robot is in charge of something like a car that'sis self-driving, yeah, i'm going to kiss its to make sure it doesn't cras ah or. yeah, it depends how the if that thing's doing surgery on youcras thing. re yeah. you're going to talk real nice to it. i woulng td. to >> i think there's going to be a whole rise of of>> ai bullyin greg:nkg, like
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