>> unfortunately that is all the time we have left this evening as always thank you for making commercial possible. please see you never missed an episode of hannity and in the meantime let not your heart be troubled. greg is standing by to put a smile on your face. have a great night. [cheering and applause]

>> greg: i know. it's going to beat your humpday tonight. happy wednesday everyone. a kamala harris will give first major interview on thursday, not without bringing her running mate tim walz. re get it as a former football coach walz will not want to take her out at the first sign of traumatic brain injury. plus walz will be there in case she needs to use a ladies room and she will be there in case he also need to use the ladies room. meanwhile according to report kamala's team allow that sheet be allowed to sit during the presidential debates. but a has to be at the palatine

engulfed in a swarm of bees. but believe it or not her team did request that she be allowed to have notes. which was denied. although she will be allowed to bring to this. that's real. mcdonald's is introducing its biggest burger ever, called the big arch. it's big rolled out the first in canada, if we leave and now we can be there in eight hours said one man. he's a friend. california democrats are pushing a bill that would give illegal aliens up to $150,000 to buy homes. foreigners. at this rate will be mowing their lawns. [laughter] [applause]

>> greg: thank you. sprayed it with a view is starting a new season next week it's promising a hot new studio and were pleased to show it to you here for the first time. meanwhile a scientist are saying it's a mistake to take advice from the world's oldest people. unless it's stock advice. finally a frustrated dolphin is accused of robbing its on beachgoers on tokyo, japan, -- near tokyo, japan. in other news jesse watters has booked the nest next like to tokyo. if you ever want to know if you're on the right side of things take a look at the people on the other side according to recent reports from "usa today" 203rd eight republican staff are signed a letter endorsing kamala harris. the letter claims that another

trump presidency would damage our beloved democracy. and although they disagree with the dams the alternative is simply unattainable. the staffers work for mccain, george w. bush, mitt romney, meaning the same people who were also once deemed a threat to democracy by the democrats. how quickly they forgets. so how is it that 238 a genuine conservatives are so offended that fleeing the g.o.p. to go to the most liberal presidential candidate of our lifetimes, a lady unburdened by the weight of brain cells, a woman so it left she's left reality, this is a crock-pot who bailed out of violent felons, want the tax money you have -- haven't made yet, while demanding you pay for inmate changes. if she got any crazier you get peter to an elephant.

the answer is ever is a trump, it trumps everything. it's never a policy because they never mention it. instead they prattle on about nebulous fears, while catering to a party that imports killers and because apparently ours are not up to the job. and they rode a similar letter in 2020. so how that workout. great that's like being circumcised with a spark for the past four years. we could go through the list of disasters from the border to afghanistan, cram,s crime, inflation, and the odd staffing decisions. should it -- visa trip television admit their endorsement came at a cost or could it be it an r across the middle? they got a pay off the media strange new respect, invitation to cocktail parties previously off-limits, a guest spot on cnn sniffing. and so after four years a left wing lunacy they did it again as if nothing happened in between.

and you know it's not about policy how even harris is dealing trumps positions. instead it's that he refused to do what their way. so anyway it's like suing the doctor who saved your life because he shave your head to cut the tomb around. so now they are on the warpath like lismore and at the columbus estate parade. is no question these republicans took a similar abuse from the left, that trump takes a now. every day george w. bush was called a war criminal, they deemed a romney bigot, a cracker who put blacks back and changed. and there's mccain who was loved by that media until he ran against obama then he became the old reactionary bigot would cause world war iii. it's all bases republicans are more full of [bleep] than a hotel toilet at the ibs convention. they are really just swamper is terrified of the orange monster because he flipped the script.

when trump came along nothing went according to plan. the republican or democrat there's an approved way of doing these things. approved pipelines it to produce candidates, and trump unclogged that pipeline with a fire hose filled with ex-lax. no wonder they act like they got their punished by mike tyson. but remember the democrats might be able to capture 203rd eight drones, but trump got a toll seat and then rfk jr. and that's a trade that i will take any day. because. [applause] [cheering and applause] >> greg: those two are not just signing letters they are putting themselves out there offering ideas and discussing solutions. people who are like a trump willing to break the mould. so if you're truly radical, of rebel in the purest sense how can you not do the same? they suit trump they try to arrest them, they tried to kill him, they changed the laws and the ways we voted to prevent him from winning they shamed,

targeted, not just him but also his supporters. what does that tell you? he's a scary, scarier than a court ordered with a view. this is a moment to ask do you want to join a petition of [bleep] or a pirate ship full of scary people. the great thing about being on a pirate ship you've already decided that you don't give a [bleep] what people think. you already free, freer than those petition signing pansies. unlike them you are not desperate for acceptance. you are your own person, you don't need to belong, you just need to be honest. especially on november fifth. [cheering and applause] >> welcome our next guest. >> greg: every morning coffee has a hot cup of her. emily. he looks like that kind of guy who broke your uncle's legs over a gambling debt comedienne rich

moss p.r. she's got a kid and her belly and her office is a smelly. here is best-selling author p arc. and he keeps the actual statue of liberty on his dashboard p arc "new york times" by selling comedienne. emily are you ever influenced by petitions, but a group of people signing onto one cause to an -- influence you to change your mind? >> never. and no one is it. that's exactly the point. all of these guys signed it because the currency was them signed -- signing it with each other. it's an insular community and that in a short year point earlier that there still in the game, whatever game days, whatever organizations it,, committees, organizations that adjusted reporters they clearly are coming to each other and saying, time for this. you will sign this.

at the end of the day it was based on such policies, the call to action they said was too conservative independence and those moderate republicans that they claimed swayed the 2020 election. they went on to say that i trump presidency was untenable p arc the whole point, the whole movement of conservatism of any time of common sense or rationale was everything that he stands for. so even if you remove that they don't like what he said about mccain or how it certain issues with the personality. how can you claim with a straight face that limited government and secure -- borders and rights for people to actually have their freedoms, the first amendment, maybe not the law fair, maybe just simple economics, lower inflation, the value of your savings actually holding, the list goes on. of things that america is actually untenable is is right now under harris and biden and the democratic watch. for them to try and gas like americans and say, all of these

would be untenable, what planet are they on, the point is it's really tiny. [applause] >> greg: she has great points and also great arms p arc. >> i don't know what to say to that. >> greg: i can say that on tv because it's not harassment. you know rich, a group of 200 people signed a letter that says we hate rage where that influence or persuade you? >> it's probably the club i was working at that night. [laughter] >> after your monologue and what she just said, i really realize now how stupid i am. i'm going wait a second these people really prepare p arc speed it we don't expect you to prepare. >> they do they suppose, they don't talk 200 former they don't talk about the 300 that are on

side. it's like, when i'm at the club okay so 90 people walked out p arc but those attend that state, they really liked me. see what i'm same? [laughter] [applause] >> greg: if you want to i bet you could find 200 people at the fox who would want to fire me or sign a petition to have me fired. and that would be on the 18th for. >> i want to say anything. you don't have to like either one of the guys, if you don't want to vote for trump, that's fine, i don't understand, or if you don't want to vote for kamala, if you do want to vote for kamala, why do have to endorse her. you don't have to endorse kamala, how could you endorse someone if you're a capitalist, for example,, if your s, how can you say yes i'm putting my name

on this just because for obviously a lot of the people are crazy for this i have an independent thought i don't want to sign up for one side of the other. put my name on for one side or the other. you allow people from both sides yelling at you if you do that. but i don't let people yelling at me about what not to do, because i'm not a baby in the park. one guy agrees with me. if i would've had something different, if i was at sunny different everyone was clapping for me. speed it don't blame them. >> it can be really tough to not have a signed it can be tough especially in an election year, everyone hates you. it can be tough. but that's the only reason i can even fathom somebody like these people can't possibly support kamala or the policies, or they don't have principals at all. >> greg: you note tyrus the media got all excited about this petition, on the other side you have our if kate.

-- rfk. wane to be happy to have three thinking independent minds than 200 clones? >> they're independent minds at two, here's a there's no money for them with the trump administration. they've been fired, moved on from, the party shifted, then not going to hunt for $2000 for speaking to us anymore. but not able to show up influences and get the inside purse when they had the thing. what do you do? you go to the other side and you make a big deal about endorsing, hopefully the other side will start asking you to speak. maybe it is a cabinet position for you or maybe you can go out on the campaign trail. is basically 200 people who ask for a job. because there's no job with trauma. speeded that's their link in. [applause] >> greg: when you walking down the city and you see a flyer on the telephone poll and it says we will help you move, and you

tear off a little thing and it turns off they come to your house and they abuse you. that's what these people are. they put it up there, it says, hey,, were not going to vote for trump would you please hire me? interesting. rich, where are you politically? >> 1 thing i heard, this is what i heard to, don't quote me on it. but the kamala used to go out with williams, i heard she gave him ms. [laughter] >> of all the things. >> hold on. hold on. before you start rich, the loving was so good he got ms from it? she's got my vote.

>> greg: i have to hear this whole story. >> i am politically whoever's -- this is who i stand with. here and here. who's ever more on the side of israel, who is ever going to help israel stop the anti-semitism in this country, and move forward i'm on that team. [applause] >> greg: there we go. i never saw that coming. up next does harris need note to generate quotes.

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>> greg: kamala wanted a note for debate. so rich this is interesting i see your trump advisor says kamala's team wanted it to be able to use a cheat sheet for the upcoming news debate the harris campaign source says that's not true. but given the other things they ask for it sounds like they're not too confident in her. do use cheat sheets when you're on stage? >> i think that's so ridiculous. no i don't use even if i'm doing new material, i just work it out p arc but these debates are on balance one that moderators

basically her campaign manager, going softball questions, children go hungry. and then to trump, lower your legal fees. , whenever they go for a big interview there given, then not taking hardball questions. i heard biden on the major radio show and i do not, ask him what's going on. ukraine, israel, detroit, whatever. which is a nice place if you're a bullet p arc that's where i stand and i stand corrected. >> greg: kat, she's bringing a plus one to an interview on thursday. walz she's bringing her sugar daddy, politically. not literally. you sick people.

>> i don't understand how he would be her political sugar daddy either. >> greg: i don't either. to me the fact that is taken, i'm still hung up i'm sorry on the fraser first interview. november is not that far away. there was a lot of signs that many of us pointed out that joe did not seem to be able to go the distance of four more years. we were all called horrible names for pointing that out. then all of a sudden he jumps out and whatever and then she's the media manufacturer thing at this point. and i thank the fact that this is the first one, that should be the first movement. that's why more concerned about than the details. i want to see more of her. but i think that her teem sadly is smarter than that. >> she's not the best at talking. >> no be good if you showed up

with montel williams. >> that we'll be in ms mystery p arc a lot of questions would be there. that sheet is on. they did this for hillary, they gave her the questions, they have so much lack of respect for her long-term memory that they want her to have notes because they're afraid even giving her the questions in the back and going over on the dry erase board five or six times, shall go out there and forgets. or get them mixed up. would not be be hilarious if she was answering the questions for the other question when they asked of the first question but she answers a second question. what is your foreign policy? as far as the green you deal goes what needs to happen is. >> we know why you did that. we took it away from you and you been great ever since. that was for you. >> the trying to do everything i

can because they know it's going to happen. when they can't do anything for her. annexing the tell us overnight there was a sonic boom and she lost hearing and her right here. so she's got to have an earpiece and so she can hear. that we'll be next. when somebody in the back going, saying for her word for word and even that shell state what did you say, sorry. they are terrified of this debate. and they can't get trump to get off the script and her and him get into an argument which i think she probably will do better women tend to argue better than we do, there where facts, their feelings. one brave man. one honest woman. all take that p arc lying women. >> greg: she wants that moment where she can say i'm talking p arc i've always impressed. >> i know montel williams and you know montel williams. >> emily i'm impressed in the a block he rattled off that said.

you're not even sitting here with notes and, do you have a photographic memory? >> for things that men probably get annoyed by. i will and say this. >> greg: what does that mean? >> and i remember on a in france when you said that that kind of thing. it was a bad joke this is why i'm not the funny one. the travesty of this she is not just a candidate she is our current vice president and she likes to remind us how prior to that she was senator and attorney general and d.a. my point is should not the vice president have command of all that information? the debate should be the easy part. after you prepare it for the five all that you do your show, your walking offsets. salmon it says quick question about this. you can't rattle off everything because you spent all day preparing for that heart hour. >> greg: that's funny you think that. >> as an example p arc.

she told us she was more suitable to meet with the foreign leaders during that g7 summit and europe, that she declined a meeting with the spouses of the latest because she said on vice president i don't meet with spouses. she wants us to trust it representing the u.s. but you can't trust yourself to do it solo. she can't trust yourself to have a conversation without walz holding her hand? how am i supposed to trust her in the white house or with anyone else if she can't even be trusted on the stage for 5 minutes? [applause] >> greg: no notes. no notes. >> i would like to point out both of us to have notes. it's fine to have notes. >> greg: in fact and not that i don't know this stuff. >> it's my emotional supports notes. i would like to note that they're here. >> numbers and stuff. >> i don't know what i'm saying. >> i don't look at my notes i

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but democrats equity of estates in michigan your estate and wisconsin elections commissions are denying his request to be removed. so basically he wants is right not to run for president to be respected and they denied. >> i am from michigan. this is all my fault. [laughter] >> i lived there 18 years ago and then this happen. >> make no mistake there directly related. the whole thing, you can't get off you can get off the ballot when you want to get on the ballot they make a tough politics is dirty. is this dirty because first they thought that they would take votes from them. but now when they realize that actually people might be more likely to vote for trump i think people started realizing that before he endorsed trump. a lot of us support came from people that were passed off particularly about covid went a

lot of people may mistake but democrats handled it and particularly i would say it deranged horrible corrupt, oppressive tyrannical way. so then all of a sudden there's this change. i don't know it will make that much of a difference because it may be if you're that much of an rfk dude you would write him in any way so i'm not really sure. politics is a dirty game. >> it's a dirty game. you know what's favourite the democrats tried to get west off the ballot in michigan i thank the judge put him on. they wanted him off and rfk on. >> because of a stance on palestine. >> i can't imagine it. [laughter] >> it goes to show, you say it's dirty but there's level to dirty. they will not give him security, they brought his family in to go

after him, they did everything they could and then bake cannot get rid of them they cannot afford it because they're so afraid p arc the wheels are falling off p arc they don't care if they lose votes to him in michigan as long as they help it hurt trump p arc there in the hope campaign. and this part of the joy through strength? and manifest that, they continue to do these things. they go after this guy, they get rid of him. but he did not go away like they wanted him to. he gave them every opportunity to include in. he went he can crawl all he wanted it was be in charge of fixing food in this country. for our kids and our future. and does not matter or that you're a donkey or an elephant you have to eat. and i would think we all like to eat healthier together. so i don't understand why they would say no. and then they let him go and trump says yes will take in. and now there after him. to the point of yes no security.

you worry what we saw with other people gang influenced by what you say by other politicians. europe little enemies or whatever, we have citizens in this country who take it to the next level. they continue to go add him and you start to worry about the results will beat because democrats clearly don't care they're so focused on keeping this election their way there are no breaks. there is no, hey, hey,, this is too much. and that's really scary. speeded they don't know when to stop. >> let me get this strait. if you're a democrat you can just step aside all of the votes that gave a denomination and say, hey, guys instead of me it will be kamala, if you're an independent you cannot say i no longer want to be the one running i withdraw p arc and to your point was in it kennedy progressive catholic and the rest of the kennedy clan that fought so hard to have it removed that fought so hard to

say everyone he is not deserving of this, he is not worthy of this. and yet here he is being put back on the ballot. they say it's only death that will make can't be removed to your point what does that say no then? only if you both below are you able to totally rearrange civics 101. -- 101. if you dare to support trump in any way if they think it's going to benefit them in any way then god help you you cannot even be the master of your own life. >> you bring up a good -- a great point. [applause] >> greg: i'll let you clap. that's enough. >> you hard end. to do you talk about how they got joe biden off the ballot. bench appear had this great idea, if you leave rfk on the ballot they should be forced to keep joe biden on the ballot. because he is not running either. [applause]

>> greg: that little jewish fella. he's pretty smart. >> a couple of us are. sprayed it was a feeling on this incredibly topic? >> i came out to strong so it's hard to follow myself. and like if you get a new job never shop the first day because then they expect that out of you. do you see what i'm saying? and then go when and ask for your vacation. i did no research, and i thought the opposite i read it wrong i thought, good for him. you're a candidate you can do whatever you want. lesson i've already done while enough for the rest of the show.

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>> 5 more words. speeded don't listen to old people so tyrus, scientist advise taking health tips from centenarians, those are people with multiple legs. because their longevity may be due to lock or genetic factors rather than specific lifestyle choices. which makes no sense because you can't interview the alternative. because they're dead. why do scientists socket? >> was as an english scientist? >> i believe it was british.

>> we need to stop british people as if they're smart. i'm sick of this. i'm so tired of watching a movie and that scientist comes then, give me someone with a southern accent. i don't want this. the worst thing you can get is wisdom. someone is 110 years old, i want to know. what was the secret. if they tell me tobacco, and fast women i'm in. i never understood that fast women, i assume slow women. >> move on. move on. >> or any woman. >> greg: i heard emily, is the best health advice i ever got from an old person he says the key to being healthy is to get through each decade first p arc so if you make it to 60 you're

more likely to make it to 70. and if you make it a 70 you're more likely to get to 80. >> yes. if you don't make it to 60 you can't make it to 70. >> or 61. that's how numbers and counting work. >> exactly. that's my point. >> counting? >> anyone claps i will beat you up. if you are clapping you can count. >> greg: it's a fact that makes sense. >> it does make sense if you want to be 61 you had to be 61st. >> if you get the 61 emily, 62,. >> greg: and aaryn to get the seven it you have to get the 61st. so concentrate on the 60 annual get to the 70.

>> i have to say how cute is your count dracula, your account muppet. the imprisoned -- it was cute they are cares what we do know about this. the scientists study methadone worms that was the subject from that they extrapolate the whole human thing. number 2 they're making a point that governments have not supported healthy lifestyles because we like to suppress their point was whoever did make it to longevity they are the ones that are like we spoke a pack a day. don't ask them if they all have these nefarious things. the point was we had the government to step in and encourage people to be healthier. we'll have a better. >> greg: i don't get that but it made sense. >> let's take with get the 60. and you'll get to 70. sprayed it you look like you're 100, what do you ascribe this

current fitness that you have? >> i and the last seven or eight months have not eaten like cards, not heated i'm not. , like no pasta, no pizza, it was easier for me to click -- quit crack then it is carbs. although i never gave anyone all i hand out for a kaiser role. what i'm saying is, i work out and i tried to eat healthy and i'm a sober 38 years. [applause] that's a guaranteed applause wherever i go. even in a bar. 38 years. >> greg: how all that you? >> how old my? lesson i tell

you in the morning when we got up. how old my. >> he's 59. >> 67. [applause] >> greg: while. that's a happy a story. >> yes. >> he's going close to 70. >> he has to get the 681st though. >> then held got, to 69. will be back after this. >> greg: up next a mcdonald's meal with big appeal. always dry scoop before you run.

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biggest broker. the big art they call it is the first in canada at the place called portugal which i think is in texas. three slices of cheese to quarter pound patties crispy onions, pickles, let us, that tank a sauce if you look at the bottom you can see some french fries sticking out. as and that's what the world needs? >> it's like here's what i have to say about this but obviously were all craving a burger. is that the whole thing was like, this is in response to all of our customers saying, may replace have a bigger burger that's affordable. that's why they have it in canada because on dirt kamala and biden's watch not a [bleep] affordable here. >> i guess we'll have to run to the border. a little fast food humour. i get diarrhea looking at this. >> i don't know who it's for.

do canadians it like that? >> greg: they have something, the fraud to the gravy on them. i get -- i guess i should put gravy on it for the canadians. >> mcdonald is supposed to be discussing that what makes it special. people say that about me. >> greg: that is a true. and also your nickname is a big arch. i don't know what that means. >> it's an horrified she walks on her toes. >> greg: do you eat mcdonald's? >> my wife is from canada i.e. nothing from canada. separate bedrooms. i haven't had red meet and 35 years. once in a while. all sneak off the popeyes and get that sandwich and not of me

already. >> greg: i'm bored by this topic. >> who gives a [bleep] about the army of horses were being attacked by the renaissance festival. they stink. not in a bad way. >> i think you're covered. >> i thank the upside is we can get our criminals fatter and that will make them slow. >> it doesn't tell you it comes with a free side of type 2 diabetes. i think they're going to call it a fact ocular. >> the last thing we need is more sheep fastening food with horrible preservatives and the rumour is that beef and if those are french fries they look like cracked out onions. keep in canada at the last thing we need in this country is

another giant 4000-calorie burger for our kids to be eating. cubit over there. [applause] >> did you know that if you want to eat two of these you have to eat one first great. [laughter] >> what if i want three? 1 burger. it's two burgers. >> greg: you're absolutely right. we learn something tonight. don't go away will be right back. easy to apply for the whole family. vicks vapostick. and try new vaposhower max for steamy vicks vapors.

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