tampon. [cheers and applause] and that's the first interview she's done in like, nobody's ever seen anything like it. and if you are too weak to do a one-on-one interview with a person that was so soft, inode dana, she is always nasty. she was so nice to the democrats. it is much easier to be a democrat. we don't agree with their policies because their policies will destroy our nation. we can't do that we can't do that. but it was a very weak interview from a standpoint of cnn, i think cnn should be ashamed of themselves. if that were made -- [applause] sure, i heard you want the death penalty for drug dealers, why? well, you know, i'd like to end the drug epidemic if that's o okay. remember this, and i said it,

every drug dealer... >> that is former president trump holding a rally right now in johnstown, pennsylvania, monitoring it, take you there for any breaking news. hello, everyone, gillian turner a lot of emily compagno, kennedy, joey jones, and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 right here in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ nearly 40 days of silence leading up to 26 total minutes of airtime for vice president harris and her running mate tim walz, they sat down with cnn for the first big media interview since replacing biden on the democratic ticket. harris claimed her values have not changed come of this when she was pressed on why s has doe an about-face on major issues like fracking. take a listen. >> do you still want to ban tracking? >> no, and i made that clear on the debate stage in 2020, that i would not ban fracking, as vice president i did not ban

fracking, as president i will not ban fracking. in 2024, i am not changed that position nor will i going forward. i kept my word and i will keep my word. >> what made you change that position at the time? >> let us be clear. my value is have not changed. >> gillian: her 180 providing a roll the tape for us. watch what she said during the 2020 campaign p. >> there is no question i am in favor of banning fracking. joe biden will not and fracking, he has been very clear about that. i will repeat and the american people know that joe biden will not ban fracking. that is a fact. that is a fact. >> gillian: the other big interview moments last night involved the man she replaced on the top of the democratic ticket, obviously president biden. harris defended their joint record together in office, especially when it comes to the economy and the border. she also revealed whether she had any regrets about vouching for the president amid all the concern about his fitness for office.

watch this. >> you insisted president biden is extraordinarily strong peer given where we are now, do you have any regrets about what you told the american people? >> no, not at all p or he has the intelligence, the commitment, and the judgment and disposition that i think the american people have rightly deserved in their president. >> you raise your hand when asked whether or not the border should be decriminalized, do you still believe that? >> i believe there should be consequence. i'm the only person who has prosecuted transnational criminal organizations, who traffic in drugs, guns, and human beings. >> you have been vice president for 3.5 years. the steps that you are talking about now, why haven't you done them already? >> well, first of all, we had to recover as an economy, and we have done that -- >> you maintain bidenomics is a success. >> there is more to do, but that is good work. >> gillian: all right, let's

kick it out to the table. greg come after this obviously highly anticipated, 40 days in the works interview last night, and long form interview, we only got 26 minutes, but that might be the longest we hear from her before the election -- before the debates, anyway. i think the important question for folks to ask themselves coming out of it is what i'm going to ask you right now, which is what is kamala harris' vision for the country? and what does she stand for? >> greg: is like the media equivalent of constipation. you know, just anticipating and anticipating. nothing happens. they needed some fiber, you know, metamucil. it was not interesting. i felt like i had stumbled into a parent-teacher conference, and their kid was joe biden. and they had to tiptoe around the fact that joey is older than everybody else but can't do anything. it was 20 minutes that felt like 200. they took like the most

anticipated interview in 40 days and it felt like a stale bag of nuts from a vending machine. i was nonplussed. that was the point appeared the goal here was a controlled demolition. limit the damage to 18 minutes, four topics, so she didn't come alike, score a point. she didn't get a hit. but she also didn't pull a biden, and that is all they can hope for. this was safer than a condom in a convent. the thing that bugged me, the issue, the no follow-up. she asked harris -- >> gillian: on the one question there was follow-up. >> greg: that was it. when they asked harris about her roll in lying to the american people about joe's mental state, and they couched it, dana bash couched it as do you regret telling the american people he was strong? and of course, harris took the word regret and made it not about lying to america, but

about serving biden. of course she has no regrets working with joe biden. but that was the question. do you regret lying to america? there was no follow-up to that. it's amazing that in these last two weeks, trump has done five plus hours worth of interviews. they couldn't manage to do 20 minutes of transparency. it was just a flaw fog of platitudes and evasive pivots. it wasn't just horrible, it wasn't enough to be horrible. there wasn't enough. it was lifeless. it was dead. it felt like it was in a conference room with a days in. it was like a deposition. there was nothing there. >> gillian: to greg's point her answer, when it comes to vouching for president biden, david axelrod over on cnn actually like her answer. he gave her kudos for it. take a listen. >> greg: who cares about him? >> she didn't run away from him. she gave him, i think, is due. she understands there is

political risk to that. that actually was elevating to me in a way i hadn't expected. so i think i'm a whole this was a good night, it wasn't a huge -- i don't think she moved the ball that much forward, but she certainly didn't fall back. >> gillian: so elevating in a way he hadn't expected. what do you think about that, kennedy? >> kennedy: i kind of agree with greg here. who pulled his chain? i don't think her stance on joe biden is particularly difficult to answer, and i don't think it is particularly important. no one really cares about joe biden at this point. joe biden doesn't seem to care about joe biden. he doesn't care about governing the country. so sure, she can shellac his presidency all that she needs to, and i do think the question could have been phrased better. you know, when did you know that the president was in decline? because she didn't know. everyone knew. we all knew, and we weren't the last person in the room, which was how she phrased it when she was talking about their horrible

afghanistan withdrawal plan. she was the last person with joe biden. so the point of that was i know him best, i sit with him the longest. so if that's the case, then she would have known first that there was something really, really wrong with him, and she had promised the american people, remember when anderson cooper actually pressed her after that horrific debate, and she promised people, if it was something wrong with joe biden, i would be the one to say something. well, why didn't you say something then? why didn't you talk to some of your colleagues about the 25th amendment? maybe because she knew this plan was in place, and she sat there and answered the questions like a good little warrior, that she would be rewarded with the nomination, no one would stand in her way, not joe biden, not the obamas, not josh shapiro, not gavin newsom, and the whole thing would be hers without any pushback at all. that was a deal that she made with the devil, and she signed it in her own blood red ink.

>> gillian: so part of the problem for her, emily, is she was trying to come i hate the expression thread the needle, but i guess she was trying -- >> greg: sexist. it always has to be about sewing, right? because she is a woman? >> gillian: i get it, it's sexist. but she is trying to say i fully support everything he has done. i stand by our record the last 3.5 years. but it is also time to turn the page. it's two opposite directions. you can't really do both things. >> emily: right, it was like when you watch spouses that are fighting and when they are fighting, it is your child, just did this today, but when they are united, look, honey, billy got straight as, our son is so amazing. she is clearly trying to divert herself from the administration only when it serves her. and the sheer volume of those flip-flops, for dana bash not to press her further, talk to me about this evolution, how exactly have you changed and why, that's the whole point. people have excused on the left by saying every politician

flip-flops. not this much and not this heavily. so why someone who is so committed to these values that clearly run the entire gamut, i was so sorely underwhelmed, greg, i agree with you, this is a prosecutor. she liked to remind us not only is this our sitting vice president, this was a senator and the attorney general and more. she wanted to remind us that she did not deserve sneakers on the cover of "vogue." she should have been in heels. she declined meeting with the spouses of all the leaders of foreign nations because she said at the g7 summit, no, no, no, i'm the vice president come i command respect, i won't meet with the spouses. now here we are led to believe she can't even conduct an interview so low? she can't formulate thoughts? she was clearly totally unprepared except for her pull the chain comments that she likes to repeat, and otherwise there was zero command of knowledge, information, and experience that you would expect out of someone who has been in the white house for four years and who wants to be there for another four years at the top. >> gillian: we are going to get into governor walz in the next block a bit but i want to ask you, joey, because there was

so much could a schism of him joining this interview before took place, coming down hard, reposed and certainly, she should have handled this one so low. now that we have seen the interview, do you think it was the right call for him to be there or not? >> joey: i don't know if why he was there, unless it was to make her look smarter and more intelligent or more eloquent in her speech. i don't know. the things he did say we will talk about later. but just to go back to her interview. listen, the point of this interview wasn't to get her answers on record, it was to opera her an opportunity to correct the record to make it all smooths out so she s not have to be questioned about it again pure when they came back on the first commercial break, they literally ran the intro to the second segment was an ad for kamala harris, and then there was a clip from trump when he went to the organization of black journalists and sitting there getting drilled, the very first question, are you racist? the irony in that is that they only had that clip of trump

because he will sit down and answer questions from anyone. he's not afraid, he won't back down. she gave more details about the breakfast that she supposedly had when she was told that biden was dropping out than any policy they ask her. the only numbers or facts i could find come i took notes for part of the interview it was, i eventually went back to college football, but she said $10,000 tax credit, j.d. vance -- $6,000 tax credit, j.d. vance wants to do $10,000. than $25,000 so you can buy a house that cost twice as much as it did last year. tell me how that's a good deal appeared but we know about bacon and pancakes and puzzles and all the other horse crap she threw in there that i don't believe any of it. >> gillian: real quick before we go to break, bryan llenas had an interview with president trump after last night, here is his take on the interview. >> i think it was not exactly a great performance, it was a low-energy performance.

to take all of that time and get ready for that kind of an interview, it was a softball interview, and i really think that probably, if you look at it, it was not considered a big success. if you go by the reviews, it was considered much less of a success. >> gillian: coming up, vp harris not the only one in the hot seat last night. governor tim walz come as we just mentioned, was there. he was finally asked about some accusations about stolen valor and his record. we are going to get into that next. ♪ ♪ (tony hawk) skating for over 45 years has taken a toll on my body. i take qunol turmeric because it helps with healthy joints and inflammation support. why qunol? it has superior absorption compared to regular turmeric. qunol. the brand i trust.

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extra zs for all the sleep you got watching it. he was back up to her first interview. them and a soda governor was finally confronted over accusations of stolen valor. walz bizarrely blamed his military fibs on bad grammar appeared watch the spirit. >> in this case, this was after a school shooting, the ideas of carrying these weapons of war. my wife, she told me grammar wasn't correct. of is not this it's an attack on my children for showing love for me or an attack on my dog. i will not do that and one thing i will never do is mean and other members in any way, and i never have. >> kennedy: all right, joey, i don't remember the attacks on his children for loving him or the attacks on his dog. but i would come as a combat veteran, please set the record straight. because what is the best way to view how he has talked about his

military career. his actual time in service come he honorably served in the national guard, and some of the exaggerations he has may be made. >> joey: i'll be nice. i want to be as nice as i can be about this and say he is a damn liar and a coward. [laughter] and let me explain why. it is not because he is running for vice president on the democratic ticket. there are republicans that are no longer in congress i would say that about, too, in house adam kinzinger used to love to hang out with. with that being said, the problem with him is that he used -- he said in that clip, denigrate or belittle anybody's service. he belittled everyone that didn't go to combat peer he belittled their service when he decided he couldn't have a political career without lying about going to combat. he decided his 24 years in the national guard was not enough. instead he had to sit on the house veteran affairs committee, i presume is chairman come i don't know when it happened, i

was a junior member, look at gold star families and sat there and said, when we came back from war, we didn't have the resources or the mental health support we needed. his war was fought in southern italy. i'm sorry but between iraq and afghanistan, send me to italy. i don't need mental health when i get back from italy. may be, but i don't think. this idea that he said, the weapons we carried in war, that is one of those slips -- it is one little slip come it's not bad grammar. i'm from georgia, i can give you all kinds of bad grammar real quick if you want me to. when you pilot up over several years. when you take the sergeant majors that took his place when he left his unit and his position on him, he continually lied and stretched the truth and let you fill in the blanks, didn't correct anyone. i've employed twice to combat, once on-chip. do you know what my parents would do to me if i said i deployed three times because in the marine corps deployment means you went to combat.

you don't use that term unless it is applied to combat. i can see i deployed three times but really i deployed twice. when it comes down to semantics, they matter, and they matter because when you care about them -- do you know what you get when you die on the battlefield? the exact same award i got for simply losing my legs. a purple heart. so at the end of the day if you care about those people and you want to honor them, you don't try to put yourself on the same pedestal they are on. and in my opinion that is what he does when he sits there and talks to gold star family members and lies about his own service in order to connect to them, that is a joe biden move right there. for those of you who don't know, his son did not die in combat, although he woule helibe did. >> kennedy: he has made that claim repeatedly i think that is why people are so sensitive to it because they don't want to be lied to and they don't want to be misled. p things are hard enough or people that it is an odd way for him to connect, but it hasn't just been about his military service, he has also done the same thing when he talks about his wife's fertility struggles and he talks about ivf. his wife didn't have ivf.

you know, that's an incredibly emotional and expensive and invasive procedure. she didn't have that very procedure. but he implies that she has. does he have a glitch? >> emily: i don't know where this is coming from. what you said was so powerful. and in my own tiny way, i just say that as humans and americans, we all have our complex and personal experiences and if you are running for that high of an office, than it doesn't matter or should it matter what your particular experience was because it will resonate with many people via its authenticity. so you shouldn't have to lie about anything. the fact he lies about everything because that is a lie come a little embellishment come a little slip of semantics, that is a lie an end it is certainly a lie at the highest, hubris, insult way when it is demeaning our men and women in service and it demeans all of the americans was vote he wants to earn because he thinks he can potable over our eyes and it is furthered the entire way down the field and a line by the media who says he is a regular

guy and wearing -- bringing regular back and doing this. they are carrying the folksy love, the caricature and veneer have painted around him. it is disgusting becse they are doing what they did to biden, which is forgive him for 30 years and make it okay to be a pathological liar. >> kennedy: did she need him in that interview? >> greg: i think so. she looked very miserable and uncomfortable. i do think there is a of social anxiety that kind of envelops her. when i was i'mama, spring break 2010 come i don't talk about it come i don't bring it up, it was tough. you know, i had to fly business because they don't have first. i know, it's hard. i won't get into the situation with the senator appeared again it goes back to the pick and cha question. the question was about his lies.

he pivots to it being about his service. that's his way out. no one is questioning his service but him. >> joey: exactly. >> greg: he is the one who is demeaning service. no one else did. also dana bash helps him out by grouping the lies together so it gives him the option of not choosing the more serious lies. the dwi thing is a big deal, his campaign covered it up. it's huge. i believe she had that lie tact and with another lie. i don't think he even addressed it. he never addressed it. it's the same pivot, with what i mentioned before, kamala, when they were saying do you have regrets lying to america, she turned ire stsng with joe. he doesn't same thing with his military service and then she helps them, through your lies, just pick one. he picks the easy one, turns it into people going after his kids

and his dog. thank god for internet trolls. because if one person had not made a quip about his kids or his dog, he never would have any they are so grateful when one person on the internet out of 100 million people goes on and says, hey, what about your dog. thank god, now i can be the victim. now i'm the victim. how dare you go after my doctor my child, it's one person in a trailer park. >> kennedy: jillian, he says he is candid but is that code for lyanne? >> gillian: the only thing he was candid about last night, the only thing he took on, the only issue he addressed at all, the only thing he talked about was his family. which could not be really farther from the purpose of this interview, from the reason that he is sitting there, which is so america can learn more about this person who most people have

never heard of before or had never heard of before a month ago. there was a survey before he ascended to the ticket that 90% of people in america didn't know enough about him to have an opinion. so we know the backstory now. he has told his personal story over and over and over again at the rallies, at the dnc, last night was an opportunity for him to get into it. what's your vision? what do you care about? what do you stand for? sameh rris. it seems like both of them declined the opportunity. >> kennedy: yeah, issues, shmissues. coming up, talk about a snack attack. california going after flamin' hot cheetos and twinkies. those commies. stay with us. ♪ ♪ progressive makes it easy to save with a quick commercial auto quote online. so you can get back to your monster to-do list.

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>> joey: may be not in california. it is a snack attack. the golden state is cracking down on flamin' hot cheetos, twinkies, and other snacks after state lawmakers voted to ban chemicals used in them from schools. backers of the bill say those products could cause real behavioral problems, and some children like adhd, but industry opponents dispute reports about its damage to people's health. but could this be a bipartisan issue? rfk jr. is teaming up with donald trump to make america healthy again, saying that "the issues that bind them together" is having safe food. watch this. >> don't you want healthy children? [cheers and applause] and don't you want the chemicals out of our food? don't you want a president that is going to make america healthy again? >> we are going to bring it back and we are going to make it

healthy and beautiful and better than ever. >> joey: all right, we'll come back to that. [laughter] gillian, i've heard for a while, i think it is read number five, some of these guys are bad. i've got friends who won't let other kids have them. is a kind of odd this is the first time we have heard something that legislation being passed it? >> gillian: no, because i think like we were talking about in the break, like most anything we drink and put in our bodies is trash, so this is a continuation of that. i'm not, like, too particular, i'm not a huge health nut or anything but i first heard, it is the red and the yellow dies that are really bad. they are in everything, not just food, go look in your bathroom, they are in all of the products in your bathroom, especially kids products. there have been large-scale studies now that have shown that kids who ingest certain quantities of this stuff into their body and of having

emotional, behavioral, neurological problems as a result. some of them are short-term, like maybe the kid freaks out for an hour. others are longer-term. there are also carcinogens in them which cause cancer. it's a very big problem. i don't think you can take taking cheetos out of our diet is going to solve a problem. in europe they have these chemicals banned. they are not allowed to be sold. i don't know when we are going to do something about it here. maybe this will be the first step. but i do think it is an important step to get it out of the food chain, out of the supply here, with everything that goes into our body p8. >> joey: kennedy, she said a real bad word, ban. freedom, playing in, but there is a difference between deciding not to put something in a meal of gives your kid as opposed to bloomberg's not allowing you to decide as an adult. >> kennedy: that's where this stuff goes. the more government involvement there is in our health care and health insurance, the more they are going to have a say in what we put in our own bodies, and

there is no more intimate relationship than the one you have with yourself and what you ingest. you know, starts with kids. at a lot of these bands are really condescending because they want to make sure they control the food that goes into the lowest income schools, which and for places like los angeles, new york, fully subsidized. so what they are saying oh, you are poor, you can't make the decisions for yourself. the government will make those decisions for you, and then we will have better outcomes. well, what's next. it starts with a red dye number five and then does it go to your jeans? because what could some of the other causes of adhd be? maybe if you are going to procreate and if you are going to have some government-subsidized fertility treatments, may be the government should test your genes to make sure you are not passing anything on that could at some point be a big problem for the government if they have to take care of you long-term,

so if you have adhd or schizophrenia or gout or diabetes in your family tree, well, may be those branches need to be snipped and you shouldn't be having kids because it starts with stuff that's pretty innocuous, but it gets very condescending and controlling very, very quickly. >> joey: the pandora's box of the twinkie, greg. rfk has made this, in some way, a lifelong cause, to make the world healthy year. i think the left and right do agree that big pharma and big bag don't necessarily work in our favor. >> greg: i'm more worried about big kids, not big pharma. when i was young growing up in california, we had one husky kid in a class. you could basically that she had all the best food in his lunch bag. now if you look at bus stops, it is land of the extra-large. try stuffing one of those kids in a locker, it's not going to happen. i think there's a lot of psychological disorders going around among young people,

depression and anxiety. i am not sure it's from chemicals. i thing it is volume of food. i think the reduction of activity through social media come everybody being on their phones, trying to chase status, has messed with kids brains. cannot feel good mentally if you feel bad physically. it is all the same thing. we all know this. and you eat something, it changes your mood. you see a lot of kids who don't look good. how possibly could they feel good? i really, i think this fat positivity movement, which has been pushed by the media, fashion magazines, "sports illustrated." this is deadly, telling people that obesity is just another identity to be proud of. we don't celebrate values that make for a good life, like why don't we have come instead of a pride parade, humility parade, won't happen because that is a contradiction, but restrained parades.

kind of like a gay parade. >> gillian: demure parade. >> greg: being civil, polite, humble, these are things we forget about it. everything is lack of restraint and instant gratification. >> gillian: did you see that lizzo lost -- >> greg: yes, good for her! >> gillian: lost 50 pounds, or fans are at her. >> greg: her fans don't care about her health. they just want her -- >> joey: emily, you don't care about your health, what do you think about this? >> emily: i think it's a very real problem with the worst possible solution. the government is the worst possible solution, downright bands committed to such a democrat thing to pitchfork something, and you are right to disproportionately affect those underserved communities that they purport to represent all the time. the majority of foster kids, for example, on adhd medications come all of those diagnoses stamped on and here is their medication, not really digging into the root of the problem.

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once and for all? >> kennedy: the dryer is not eating vostok, aliens are. this is evidence that aliens are in fact among us. to feed their voracious appetite for probes, they are consuming socks. they have energy to finish my visit all of us when we eat. emily, back to you appeared. >> emily: do you wash your kids socks and do they disappear? >> joey: this topic on purpose, i see is happening here. what emily is trying to get to is i don't need socks. i change my socks once a year. i don't know if dryers will eat your socks p or the poppy fields in afghanistan will eat your feet in a heartbeat. >> emily: i feel like the rumors are true. there is an alien peered. >> gillian: the socks are in your fitted sheets. and in your duvet covers. look there first. >> emily: i find shirts in there. >> greg: this seems like an "outnumbered" topic.

>> emily: have you done laundry? speeder i don't know what laundry is. i take off my clothes and they are folded fresh the next day and spotless. i usually wear my socks in the shower because they get cleaned that way. joey, you do put this story in perspective. [laughter] >> emily: all right, guys come up next, could a man getting deserted by his coworkers during office retreat on a colorado mountain. this poor guy got disoriented where the trail was while the others just hiked on without him. and officials were joking it might cause awkward encounters at the office. the whole story, this guy was dropping things to them on the phone on the way home, trying to call 911, everyone just sort of sailed past him like by, buddy. he was rescued literally 24 hours later. >> greg: i bet they were bummed when he was rescued. never -- this is a serious piece of advice -- never go hiking with anyone ever. someone asks you to go hiking, they want to kill you, okay? especially if it is a spouse or

a former x or whatever. the national park service actually has investigators just for falls because people assume it's a perfect crime, oh, you could take them out, no cell coverage, you walk, just -- oh, how can you tell the difference? they can tell the difference, trust me. i watch a lot of "dateline." everybody thinks, hey, let's go for a hike. >> emily: what could go wrong? >> greg: trust me. >> emily: especially with coworkers, gillian. that means we are never going hiking peered. >> gillian: my favorite part of this story, it's not funny but tickling my funny bone, it was a team building exercise. this was a team building trip, this hike, and this is what happens. >> joey: he will never eat someone's lunch out of the fridge again. totally learned. >> emily: i knew he deserved it. >> gillian: we all have a coworker we would like to accidentally let them summit by themselves and then all of the pieces of equipment that show, we remove

those, and then when they text us and paying us with a pain, no, no, climb back up the mountain. that is the best way, you are doing it wrong. i'm not saying the guy had it coming and i'm very happy that he survived and he is alive but i think everyone here needs to do some soul-searching peered the coworkers need to further investigate a perfect crime and do it at the library and not on their own browsers. this poor young victim, maybe he needs to look inward and how he is addressing colleagues in those group emails. >> emily: or the profile points of david politest because it could have been aliens. more on that -- not later. "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ ♪ to duckduckgo on all your devie

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♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah! "fan mail friday." let's kick this thing off. what is one thing you hate that everyone else seems to love? let's start over here, that was from karen k, that's two ks, 1k away from being a racist. emily? >> emily: going to be honest, taylor swift. her music, not her.

>> greg: i hear you. kennedy? >> kennedy: the one thing i hate that everybody seems to love? travis kelce. >> emily: wow. we did it together. >> joey: the person -- >> greg: does he listen to music? >> kennedy: a narcissist, he probably makes bad music. >> greg: that works for me come everybody loves this, don't get mad, joey? >> joey: coffee. >> gillian: that is really bizarre. >> emily: blasphemy. >> joey: if i drink coffee, then there is something wrong. >> gillian: what happens? >> joey: these robot leg start running. >> greg: now i get it. >> joey: coffee hates me more than i do coffee. >> greg: gillian? >> gillian: there's a lot of things -- >> greg: try to focus. >> gillian: the first thing that came to my head was

stanley cup spirit i find them -- >> emily: i'm sorry -- >> gillian: no, the cops like $300. >> greg: i made a list. sushi peered i don't understand sushi, never will, it is uncooked and comes from the ocean, the earth's toilet. zucchini or any kind of squash peered the texture of it doesn't make any sense peered when it is hard, it is gross. when it is soft, it is grocer. i hate zucchini. the olympics, i tried, i hate -- imo. i hate emo music. i hate most music between 2,000 in 2010, not a fan of country but not going to say i hate country because our viewers would come after me. >> gillian: do you hate dogs, too? >> greg: i love dogs. , gillian, don't you ever watch the show? what will you still by at the store and not online? joey? >> joey: what do i buy in the

store and not online? a gun. >> kennedy: underwear. >> greg: that's a good one peered people will steal your underwear, gillian. >> gillian: who steals -- >> kennedy: the aliens, that's who. >> gillian: i prefer to buy clothing in a store, which i am old about. >> greg: do you like kohl'? >> emily: all paper products. i will walk out of the grocery store with my things. >> greg: this is such an easy question. ice cream. who buys ice cream online? people are stupid peered i'm out of here. no one buys ice cream online, that's my point. and i don't buy sushi online, either, that's stupid. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ >> woman: why did we choose safelite? we're always working on a project. while loading up our suv,

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>> welcome back. before we get to one more thing. don't miss "the five's" labor day extravaganza happening on monday. a fun-filled show. take a look back at some of the favorite topics. fan mail questions. check did out monday at 5. >> joey: i got a text from uncle jeff my dad's little brother passed away from cancer. is he will tall one on the far right there. a few things about him born 1964 in a small town elajay georgia. that's him sitting down next to my dad same height. he reminded us of the undertaker, 65, 6'6". nickname was biggen. he had one biological daughter he had seven kids he claimed total through marriage and 15 grandkids. i have no doubt pretty much all of them are at his house right now. he was the first one in our

family to go to college. i didn't realize he went to college. and learned to work on engines. he was the is a v savant at tha. used build racing engines until they got too old for that and started a moon shine and they were jones brothers moon shine until he passed away today. >> what a life. >> joey: we love you. >> greg: sorry, joey. good news for all of us, joey is on my show tonight. >> joey: i am. >> greg: john norton, johnny joey jones kat timpf, going to rock your world. >> gillian: i didn't know you had a show. >> greg: greg's sexy bear news. take a look at this. [laughter] [sultry prusek] >> greg: in the grass, picture of relaxation. otisville, new york.

have you ever been to otisville indicate. >> gillian: i am after this. see this harry mofo relax and bring some pinault. >> gillian: it's still. >> jesse: that's before r.f.k. discontinued it. >> you might remember back in this chair in august of 2020 i told you about this very special nonprofit k-9 hurricane heroes dedicated to bringing veterinary care after white house intruder was taken down on live television by k-9 hurricane. the vet bills for these four legged his or hers are only covered while they are working but many have to medically retire due to injuries sustained on the jobs protecting their handlers taking bullets for them or in brutal assaults like hurricane heroes. congress is stepping up. go to k-9 heroes.org. >> gillian: emily, we have to leave it there. that does it for