taxpayers pockets. he not hurt taxpayers pockets. he also urged major polluting countries to follow the uk's lead in slashing emissions. >> this kingdom is totally committed to net zero. the paris agreement and to keeping 1.5 alive. that's why we've decarbonised fast faster than any other major economy . our any other major economy. our 2030 target means the deepest cuts of any major emitter and we're determined to deliver . cuts of any major emitter and we're determined to deliver. but instead of putting more pressure on working people, we're choosing a pragmatic new approach. we're ramping up renewables and embracing the opportunities of technology and green industry . green industry. >> hamas has fired multiple rocket attacks at israel after talks to extend a week long truce collapsed. both sides are accusing each other of wrecking the negotiations after hamas violated the terms of the pause with a strike early this morning . the israel defence forces say they've struck over 200 terror targets in response , including

targets in response, including operational command centres. mediators from qatar and egypt say they're working to try to continue the release of hostages . the former health secretary has told the covid inquiry that bofis has told the covid inquiry that boris johnson apologised to him for hiring. dominic cummings. matt hancock says the then pm said sorry over quote , the said sorry over quote, the damage that mr cummings did to the pandemic response. he also said the pm's, then pm's senior adviser, attempted to send police power to himself and worked without mr johnson's approval. a spokesman for boris johnson declined to confirm or deny the claims and members of aslef have voted overwhelmingly to continue strike action for the next six months in their ongoing dispute over pay. the announcement comes as members at 16 train companies are refusing to work overtime from today until next saturday. the companies said they will operate as many trains as possible , but as many trains as possible, but some areas may have no services. the union is blaming the

government for not negotiating . government for not negotiating. the rail delivery group says drivers have been offered a £5,000 pay rise . this is gb news £5,000 pay rise. this is gb news across the uk on tv , in your across the uk on tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play your smart speaker by saying play gb news now it's time for headliners . headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners. >> you'll run through the next day's newspapers with three top comedians. i'm stephen allen. tonight, joined by someone from scotland . that's leo kearse and scotland. that's leo kearse and someone who's a woman, cressida wetton. >> that's two minorities known for trousers . for not wearing trousers. >> we're very modern here, aren't are you doing all you >> how are you doing all you almost matching outfits you say that them. that they have on them. >> i do borrow >> sometimes i do like to borrow leo's blouse. >> sometimes i do like to borrow leo no, .ouse. >> sometimes i do like to borrow leo no, i use. >> sometimes i do like to borrow leo no, i don't. ijust. lovely fabrics. >> that's what i mean . >> that's what i mean. >> that's what i mean. >> good goodness of that. >> good goodness of that. >> that it's so went straight

into awkwardness or sexual tension . i don't know the tension. i don't know the difference. >> let's move on then. >> let's move on then. >> get your front pages . >> let's get your front pages. >> let's get your front pages. >> daily mail . >> start with the daily mail. >> start with the daily mail. >> thousands skipped school to go on gaza marches. >> thousands skipped school to go on gaza marches . the go on gaza marches. the telegraph goes with pressure on harry to back king in racism row the times johnson my covid decisions saved lives. the mirror says , get him out of mirror says, get him out of there. the i revealed how cigarette giants are plotting to block new uk smoking ban and the daily star goes with official . daily star goes with official. you can call slapheads slapheads as those are your front pages . as those are your front pages. down to business. then what of the mirror.7 gone with leo. >> so they've got an imaceleb celebrity exclusive. >> get him out of there. i'm not sure what's particularly exclusive about this. they've basically got a bunch of mps saying that the itv or the viewers should vote out nigel

farage. they say he's an attention seeking failed politician, even though he's the most successful politician in british history. he literally achieved his goal of getting britain out of europe. so, i mean , that's that's job done. mean, that's that's job done. they also says the mps are saying our labour's nadia whittome who she says that itv should never have given nigel a platform. so you can see the leftist drive to subvert the democratic process. there they don't even think people should have the option of voting for nigel. she says he's a poisonous influence on our society. well, let's look at what nadia whittome has done. so she's met with islamic clerics who advocate ethnic cleansing of jews from the middle east. she's literally had them to tea in parliament, i believe , which is parliament, i believe, which is yeah, that's absolutely disgusting. and also , she's i disgusting. and also, she's i believe she's renting out her four forehead to hamas for use as an aircraft carrier. the other mp, kim johnson , said that other mp, kim johnson, said that nigel farage is responsible for

a hike in race hate crime, which is ridiculous . a hike in race hate crime, which is ridiculous. he's a hike in race hate crime, which is ridiculous . he's not is ridiculous. he's not responsible for that. at all. that's in person. kim johnson calls israel fascist list, which also shows her complete idiocy and lack of knowledge about geopolitics because israel is the only non fascist country in the only non fascist country in the middle east. so yeah, these people are just idiots , absolute idiots. >> i did . just to go right back >> i did. just to go right back to what you said earlier, doors, i like the fact that you said they're trying to subvert the democratic process of i'm a celebrity. the that's where democracy either succeeds or fails. >> i believe if plato had i'm a celebrity get me out of here. in his mind, when yeah, you know, in some ways it's more representative than a first past the post system. >> maybe. >> so maybe. >> so maybe. >> you're probably >> i think you're probably right. mean, i'm not right. yeah i mean, i'm not a big myself. terrified of big fan myself. terrified of spiders, i mean, spiders, but. yeah, i mean, you've . who. do spiders, but. yeah, i mean, you'\think . who. do spiders, but. yeah, i mean, you'\think they . who. do spiders, but. yeah, i mean, you'\think they are ho. do spiders, but. yeah, i mean, you'\think they are .7). do they think they are.7 >> is it that they're trying to tell vote him off, which tell people vote him off, which is different you can is different because you can have a you can pick a player in

a well, they're a game and well, they're saying he there the he shouldn't be there in the first place. >> bit for that. but >> it's a bit late for that. but yeah, want him there. yeah, they don't want him there. they have they don't want us to have access to nigel farage. the sort of readers i'm of sensitivity readers for i'm a celebrity , which i object to. celebrity, which i object to. >> we we're trying to think of like other people who've been on it in previous years. >> ones would worse. it in previous years. >> and nes would worse. it in previous years. >> and neswent would worse. it in previous years. >> and neswent wo far worse. it in previous years. >> and neswent wo far as worse. it in previous years. >> and neswent wo far as lastse. yes. and we went as far as last yeah yes. and we went as far as last year. matt hancock so it took no time. >> i couldn't find anything worse than in terms of death count. >> we know who wins that one. >> we know who wins that one. >> yeah. and we're talking, you know, party and know, the labour party and there's rumblings that there's some rumblings that britain's to rejoin the there's some rumblings that brit i n's to rejoin the there's some rumblings that briti believe to rejoin the there's some rumblings that briti believe people oin the there's some rumblings that briti believe people in the there's some rumblings that briti believe people in europe eu. i believe people in europe have been talking about it as well and i voted remain the first round. but the way first time round. but the way nadia and these nadia whitham and all these leftist and remoaners carry on, i don't think i'd vote remain again. in fact , i think i'd vote again. in fact, i think i'd vote for an ultra hard brexit. it just just spite, just out of spite . never underestimate the spite. never underestimate the power of spite . power of spite. >> not going to want us to have access to leo kearse in a minute. >> think there's already a campaign for that? be fair. you've not been approached by

it. let's move now to the it. let's move on now to the daily cressida, what are daily mail. cressida, what are they with? they going with? >> thousands skip school to go on marches . so apparently on gaza marches. so apparently kids as seven are kids as young as seven are skipping school to go on pro—palestine marches. i mean, what know about what do you really know about these you're seven? these things when you're seven? i don't know. probably not. a lot . but not just lot. but it's not just well—meaning parents. apparently. this is actually organised by the hard left, the hard left stop the war coalition coordinated parents and children to strike together across the country. young activists are country. and young activists are being directed material from being directed to material from cage. being directed to material from cage . that's a hard line group cage. that's a hard line group accused sympathising with accused of sympathising with terrorists. calling terrorists. after calling islamic state fanatic jihadi john a beautiful young man . john a beautiful young man. >> and he wasn't , well, >> and he wasn't, well, objectively . i >> and he wasn't, well, objectively. i mean, >> and he wasn't, well, objectively . i mean, he was objectively. i mean, he was young and he was a man. it's not right, is it? >> i mean, if you must support jihadi john, do it after school. don't do it during term time . don't do it during term time. >> you read the back of the bake sheet. you get your sheet. that's where you get your islamic terrorism. sheet. that's where you get your isléabsolutely;m. sheet. that's where you get your isléabsolutely .n. sheet. that's where you get your isléabsolutely . yeah. i mean, >> absolutely. yeah. i mean, this is terrible, isn't it? and of course, education secretary

gillian keegan has said it's unacceptable for pupils to put activism ahead of study fact. >> mentioned gillian does >> you mentioned gillian does make me think, at least if you're out on a march, you're not near some concrete that might there's not near some concrete that might reasons there's not near some concrete that might reasons to there's not near some concrete that might reasons to probablyere's not near some concrete that might reasons to probably leave some reasons to probably leave school some reasons to probably leave schyeah, mean, you get, you >> yeah, i mean, you get, you get fresh but get a bit of fresh air. but yeah, i as chris has said, yeah, i mean, as chris has said, i mean, what is a seven old i mean, what is a seven year old know about mean, i've know about this? i mean, i've seen videos of like 35 seen i've seen videos of like 35 year waving the palestinian year olds waving the palestinian flag, chanting from the river to the sea, then being asked what river? and they're like, i don't know. they people such know. and they people have such deeply held passions , passionate deeply held passions, passionate opinions about things they know absolutely nothing about, literally, literally chanting for genocide without realising it. some of them aren't even sure of the sea. >> yeah, it's the great thing about isn't it? about that as well, isn't it? yeah. on yeah. i mean, should kids go on any protest? i suppose it's addedin any protest? i suppose it's added in there like, it's to added in there like, oh it's to get kids interested in issues , get kids interested in issues, but like the old but i just sound like the old man that i am now actually become . we never on protest become. we never went on protest when school because when i was at school because you're school you're at school school stuff. yeah, a weekend thing. yeah, it was a weekend thing. >> , well, it's just

>> yeah, well, it's really just a the parents, isn't it? >> i mean, i'd be very surprised if there's any seven year old that says, no. screw you, mum. i'm interested what i'm not interested in what israel on israel is up to. i'm going on a pro—palestine. just pro—palestine. and that's just so unlikely. >> we have vegan burgers >> can we have vegan burgers tonight? likely. i don't >> that's more likely. i don't know. apparently these children are miniature coffins, are carrying miniature coffins, marching to downing street. i mean, is that appropriate? >> a couple of weekends ago for halloween, it would have been. but now not much. halloween, it would have been. butnotv not much. halloween, it would have been. butnot what much. halloween, it would have been. butnot what it'snuch. halloween, it would have been. butnot what it's for. |. halloween, it would have been. butnot what it's for. steve oh, ho. 110. >> no. >> next up, we go to the telegraph. leo so prince harry and meghan have been urged to back king charles amid the racism row. >> this is around the book, the omid scobie book that was accidentally leaked . i mean, accidentally leaked. i mean, accidentally. it was obviously a big publicity stunt to get it get it in everybody's christmas stockings christmas . yes. stockings this christmas. yes. so apparently king charles and kate was it were have been outed as the evil, horrific racist who discussed what colour the baby could be. and which is weird because all the you know , my

because all the you know, my black friends i'm from a mixed race family people talk about what colour the child is going to be even between me and my wife. she's a she's a redhead. you know, we talk about it's you know, we talk about if it's going that, if it's going to have that, if it's going to have that, if it's going discriminated going to be discriminated against the against for that reason. and the weird thing is, all the people who accusing the and who are accusing the king and kate races am just for asking kate of races am just for asking this question are the same people who are ultra focussed on race all time and bang on race all the time and bang on about privilege about white privilege and all the maybe kate and the rest of it? maybe kate and king just wanted to know king charles just wanted to know how much privilege the child would would be would have if it would be eligible for, you know, university places and jobs at the bbc or if it was going to be white. >> well, if they were really racist, they could have found something much meatier to use as evidence. couldn't they, than this conversation ? i think this conversation? i think they're just trying to pin something on them that's not there. >> interesting . >> interesting. >> interesting. >> interesting. >> i don't know what the dutch for, king charles and kate is because could been because it could have been mistranslated. it was an mistranslated. yeah, it was an error translation . and error in translation. and they're proper they're the

error in translation. and they'words)er they're the error in translation. and they'words you they're the error in translation. and they'words you don't hey're the error in translation. and they'words you don't have�* the error in translation. and they'words you don't have be only words you don't have to translate. the thing is, we don't phrase, do don't know the actual phrase, do we? stems back we? because it all stems back from the oprah interview and it does a difference on does make a difference on the phrase oh, phrase if it was like, oh, i wonder baby look wonder what the baby will look like hope the baby like versus i do hope the baby is not too dark. one of those is racist . yeah. and until we know racist. yeah. and until we know it, why are we why are we so sure that we're them sure that we're calling them both sure that we're calling them bot yeah. i'd sure that we're calling them botyeah. i'd be i'd like, >> yeah. and i'd be i'd be like, just hugely , amazingly surprised just hugely, amazingly surprised if either because we've got quite a walk progressive royal family, you know. king charles is mad about the green issues. and kate just seems like, you know, really person. so know, a really nice person. so just it would blow my mind if, you know, either of them said you know, if either of them said that , especially within earshot that, especially within earshot of else . of somebody else. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> about the green issues . >> mad about the green issues. he's obsessed with colour. that man. section man. we finished this section with the daily star. cressida, you can't call slapheads slapheads . slapheads. >> so slapheads are celebrating after legal eagles ruled it is sex related harassment. i don't. i don't understand that to call them slapheads , but you can them slapheads, but you can still do it behind their back. apparently >> so you do with your hair

privilege . you shouldn't even privilege. you shouldn't even be allowed speak to this. allowed to speak to this. >> get yourself to turkey >> just get yourself to turkey like you acquire a choice like you can acquire a choice these days. >> there you go. why >> there you go. why >> i mean, bless you for doing it. and well done. and you look great with it. what's the point? i have top of i would just have hair on top of this hair. what this face to get more hair. what difference make? i'd difference would it make? i'd still like one the still look like one of the mitchell just one still look like one of the mitchebeen just one still look like one of the mitchebeen to just one still look like one of the mitchebeen to turkey. one still look like one of the mitchebeen to turkey. i>ne still look like one of the mitchebeen to turkey. i don't know. >> what are you going to get your well? your teeth done as well? >> right . the so it's. >> yeah. all right. the so it's. yeah, i'm sure it is. i agree. yeah, i'm sure it is. i agree. yeah, this should be. of course , yeah, this should be. of course, it's an opportunity for me to get in on telling people off. yeah maybe king charles. get in on telling people off. yeamaybeie king charles. get in on telling people off. yeamaybe king|g charles. get in on telling people off. yeamaybe king charles. s. get in on telling people off. yeamaybe king charles. we could >> maybe king charles. we could ask, you know, is baby going >> maybe king charles. we could ask, yborniow, is baby going >> maybe king charles. we could ask, yborn bald s baby going >> maybe king charles. we could ask, yborn bald ? baby going to be born bald? >> steve, you should get in on this because this might the this because this might be the only have only chance you get to have a bit privilege, working bit of victim privilege, working class well. oh, we've got class as well. oh, we've got that. sorry all the time. >> course. it's >> of course. of course. it's been ten minutes since i mentioned that last fair mentioned that last time. fair enough. daily enough. and i guess it's a daily star else star one. there's nothing else to other than to say about this other than great. they word great. they use the word boffins. probably >> i don't know what the dogs are down here. they're

are doing down here. they're very, very attract them. >> is that true? talks >> here is that true? talks about this? yeah. >> i hope your wife's not watching . watching. >> i didn't mean it that way. harsh well, that's the front page . but stay with us. page is done. but stay with us. in section, we're in the next section, we're talking 28 and talking about cop 28 and a growing eu. so get your pills ready . we'll see you shortly

news radio. >> welcome back to headliners . >> welcome back to headliners. i'm stephen allen. i'm still here with the panel with the greatest height difference of all the panels. when they stand up, they look like one those up, they look like one of those school crossing leo school crossing signs is leo aukus and cressida wetton. the continue stories, continue into the stories, the times . leo continue into the stories, the times. leo for ages, continue into the stories, the times . leo for ages, have times. leo for ages, people have been saying how did israel, with its security services, not know about the hamas well about the hamas attack. well about the hamas attack. well about that so israeli officials dismissed hamas attack plan

dismissed the hamas attack plan as too ambitious. >> they knew that it was that hamas had these plans. the 40 page blueprint for the massacre for set out in detail. page blueprint for the massacre for set out in detail . all is for set out in detail. all is codenamed the jericho wall by by israeli officials . it was widely israeli officials. it was widely circulated amongst israeli military and intelligence leaders , but they just thought leaders, but they just thought they couldn't do it. so they ignored it. and i believe just before the attacks as well, they got they got warnings from egyptian . so it's egyptian intelligence. so it's unclear if benjamin netanyahu or other senior politicians were aware of it. but certainly this is a massive a massive failure by by mossad and by by the israeli intelligence and military services , because they military services, because they were completely. you think you know. all right , they can't do know. all right, they can't do it, at least maybe have it, but at least maybe have surveillance or have something. i mean, i thought they'd have surveillance be on red alert, have the kibbutz's nearer have have the kibbutz's nearer the border. >> better, better. look, i asked a friend of mine tonight, an israeli friend, if this is being reported differently in israel and she didn't seem to know much more than this . and course,

more than this. and of course, she might be that she said, well, it might be that they're to report they're not able to report on it at the moment because it's just not is it, that too, not the time, is it, that too, and doesn't at yahoo! know or not? maybe today isn't not? maybe, maybe today isn't the they would want the day that they would want people that because people to know that because they've a to do . they've got a job to do. >> yeah, and i see what you're saying . i we're in saying. i mean, we're still in that that period of politically , that that period of politically, you just get behind the leader when you're in this post. oh yeah. horrific event . you just yeah. horrific event. you just have to be one force against the enemy. but at some point, politically, you've got to start digging into it and see what and israel's very fractured. >> also this is incredibly >> and also this is incredibly weak in benjamin netta and yahoo! because some people have been touting on twitter, been sort of touting on twitter, they've been saying, but they've been saying, oh, but this this is they set it up as a sort of a pearl harbour. they sort of a pearl harbour. so they then have the excuse of going into and i don't think they into gaza and i don't think they did at i there's the did at all. i mean, there's the loss civilians. then loss of life of civilians. then there's of life the there's the loss of life and the loss of world empathy. i loss of sort of world empathy. i think as well from from the occupation , the current

occupation, the current occupation, the current occupation of gaza . and, you occupation of gaza. and, you know, this this has just been an absolute disaster for israel, particularly for benjamin netanyahu and for israel's military and intelligence services . services. >> right. let's move on to the guardian . chris skudder and guardian. chris skudder and sunakis guardian. chris skudder and sunak is trying to look tough at cop 28. he's going for net zero given a sunak accused of retreated from global climate leadership at cop 28. >> i feel like he's just had enough of everything, hasn't he? he's he's doing his best. but it's too late, rishi. it's too late . so he's. he's attracted late. so he's. he's attracted cross—party criticism with the claim that climate politics is at breaking point. so he's he's making the case that britain's already doing far more than everybody else and just because he's he's slightly backed away from that he thinks this is all deeply unfair. of course, deeply unfair. and of course, there's other people saying go faster, including king charles. he'd like to see more of an effort on the green front, not less. and of course, starmer is putting the boot in and saying that it shows that he's the

smallness of his politics. so poor old rishi, i don't know . poor old rishi, i don't know. we're still doing more than the others, is his claim. yeah and he makes a really good point that in terms of like delaying the ban of petrol cars, no one else, no other leader has said, oh come on, because they're all doing it in the time period. >> now, when a cost living >> now, when a cost of living crisis hits, maybe you do have to the way in which to look at the way in which you bnng to look at the way in which you bring stuff. if bring in some green stuff. if you're in bring you're going to bring in bring in cheap ones first. in the cheap ones first. >> idea like >> yeah, the idea of like getting and getting rid of all petrol and diesel it was diesel cars by whenever it was 20, 30 or 2035 or something, although that that's not i know everyone that, it everyone talks like that, but it was selling new ones was the ban on selling new ones that only. that are petrol only. >> so you still have hybrid ones which basically petrol cars, which are basically petrol cars, it's but you don't it's a petrol car, but you don't lose the when you brake, lose the energy when you brake, but carrying an electric but you're carrying an electric engine around with you as well. >> yeah, makes it a bit >> yeah, it makes it a bit heavier. i mean, find heavier. i mean, ijust find there's hypocrisy there's so much hypocrisy with, with the and so much with all the and so much corruption and like , so king corruption and like, so king charles all like, oh, charles is all like, oh, we should, should be low carbon. should, we should be low carbon. it's don't be low it's like, why don't you be low carbon? literally live in

carbon? you literally live in a palace. how about you live in a one bedroom flat in southwark and you know , other people will. and you know, other people will. we could let 200 families live in the palace instead . think of in the palace instead. think of think of the carbon savings. king charles. i regret defending him over that racism thing, though . though. >> he's he wouldn't have a car that ran on wine, though. >> but when he was prince, he had wine. >> ethanol. >> ethanol. >> yeah, he had like, spare wine could converted to run the car. >> charles wine . that's the >> charles wine. that's the bigger issue. that's not the way to win hearts and minds , is it? to win hearts and minds, is it? >> they're talking about >> and they're talking about climate reparations now well climate reparations now as well because industrial because of the industrial revolution. britain revolution. apparently britain owes lots of to money people because it was emitting carbon when they were all just running around doing whatever. and i'd i just think that's. so we're going to we're going to tax poor people in in britain and hand it to rich people in in africa and places like that. then it's just going to get spent on bentleys. so it's not going to it's not going to reduce any carbon. there's to much there's going to be so much corruption. it's an absolute

nonsense. we've got nonsense. and also if we've got to about stuff to feel bad about about stuff that britain did in the past, the bad stuff britain did in the past, that means the side past, that means the flip side of is should feel proud of that is we should feel proud about things that about the good things that britain the past and britain did in the past and maybe ask for a dividend all maybe ask for a dividend on all the . the inventions. >> a little kick back. why don't we copyright more of it? or scotland would be absolutely minted. amazing. invented everything. >> penicillin, tv . >> penicillin, tv. >> penicillin, tv. >> nobody have more >> nobody have any more antibiotics i see some fun antibiotics till i see some fun to the independent then. >> leo matt hancock says that his damaged public trust his affair damaged public trust in low life cheating , pernicious in low life cheating, pernicious mountebanks like him. >> maybe he's got a point interest . interest. >> so matt hancock admits his affair with aide who he's still with actually , by the way, with actually, by the way, damaged public trust in covid rules. i don't know if it damaged public trust. i mean, i think we all knew the covid rules were nonsense. this rules were nonsense. and this was corroboration needed. was the corroboration we needed. yes, just all go, aha. >> i knew i was right. aha. >> that's' i was right. aha. >> that's i'm as right. aha. >> that's i'm glad|ht. aha. >> that's i'm glad it. aha. >> that's i'm glad i had an affair with my aide as well . so affair with my aide as well. so he was grilled on the transgression, which forced him out of government in june 2021

after footage emerged of him kissing his adviser a kissing his adviser during a time regulations , not time of strict regulations, not just you saw where his just kissing. you saw where his hand was was hand was. that was there was a little bit of groping, groping going there was playing the bagpipe. >> he was hideous and there was no trigger warning . no trigger warning. >> mean, we've all got live >> i mean, we've all got to live with we've all seen with that now. we've all seen it. unsee it. thanks it. we can't unsee it. thanks >> you're still with. >> yeah, but you're still with. with coladangelo , with gina. gina coladangelo, which is. sounds a lot like pina colada . gina colada. does it, colada. gina colada. does it, gina. gina colada. angelou okay. colada >> you've sold tapes. you could have gone pina colada. >> angelou yeah, it's a great song.theis >> angelou yeah, it's a great song. the is there a whiff of the old he thinks he's omnipotent, like , yeah, they saw omnipotent, like, yeah, they saw that i had an affair and it ruined people's trust in everything , man. everything, man. >> we didn't have that much trust in you before. we knew what you do. >> absolutely not. i mean, it's just tone deaf narcissist, sick, not impressed in his defence, he did fall in love. >> yeah, that's, you know, that's the worst thing. >> these poor , locked up,

>> all these poor, locked up, miserable people we know that young people committed suicide more because of lockdown, all the rest and not only was the rest of it. and not only was he not sticking to rules, he he not sticking to the rules, he was doing everybody's absolute favourite thing that favourite thing. the thing that human beings more than human beings like more than anything else. it's just awful. >> snogging aid . yeah. >> snogging your aid. yeah. >> snogging your aid. yeah. >> party with with like, >> a party with with like, finger food and wine . yeah finger food and wine. yeah >> it's moving on to the guardian cressida from one pandemic that saw as only meeting people in parks or on heaths to one pandemic that probably curtailed that country's that criminalise gay sex are impeding fight against aids , un warns so yeah anti lgbt aids, un warns so yeah anti lgbt laws lead to stigmatism and that causes people to be denied access to lifesaving drugs and services . services. >> and we don't think stigmatism is when you're that's when your eye is wrong. >> the wrong shape. >> the wrong shape. >> so it causes that's why is there so much fuss decoration for that? what have i been? >> oh my goodness. >> oh my goodness. >> we don't think about aids as

much in the west currently, do we? does. we're talking we? it does. we're just talking about. we? it does. we're just talking about . oh, god . about. oh, god. >> sorry . >> sorry. >> sorry. >> it's still not funny . so. but >> it's still not funny. so. but there are many funny about there are many countries. there are many funny about there are many countries . 60, 67, half are many countries. 60, 67, half of them in africa where it's still going mad. it's really, really bad . and so the point is really bad. and so the point is we've got all the lgbt stuff in this country, but really there's other parts of the world that would benefit from it a lot more i >> -- >> yeah. and yeah, this well, they say that it's anti lgbtq laws that that that are causing aids. i mean it's access to medicine more than anything else because if you get the medicine then like you can eat like you can't get aids or if you've got aids, then it goes into like basically remission and you can't transmit it on. so it's really about the medicine . and really about the medicine. and there be a bit of there seems to be a bit of western imperialism western cultural imperialism going on here. it's like we're going on here. it's like we're going uganda and saying, oh, going to uganda and saying, oh,

your are wrong, your your rules are wrong, your culture . it's like, culture is wrong. it's like, what? i thought we're supposed to abolish . to abolish. >> whiteness but the rule >> whiteness isn't. but the rule you're talking about is banning homosexuality . homosexuality. >> but on the pyramid of oppression, i think , like, race oppression, i think, like, race is more important. >> i think hair and baldness is more important. that's why i've learned today. so i'm glad we managed to bring that up again because victimised because i still feel victimised by people to the by you, u2, harry, people to the telegraph, and an italian is telegraph, leo and an italian is saying the eu should be more like the roman empire. so watch out. so the eu? out. chelmsford so the eu? >> yeah. you might be getting good roads. the eu should be a single mega state, says the former italian prime minister who apparently wants to be the president of a european mega state. as this is mario draghi, he says the european union is mired in functional paralysis. isn't this brexiteers said isn't this what brexiteers said back in the day? but now? now they're admitting it . he they're admitting it. and he says, his option for says, well, his his option for fixing it is greater political integration and a true common parliament. so slightly different from the brexiteers

there. he does say it makes no sense to have 27 separate national armed forces in 27 separate drug control agencies . separate drug control agencies. we really have 27 separate we don't really have 27 separate national . they all national armed forces. they all have nato standard equipment. so even though there's different you can the shells you know, you can use the shells across the different artillery guns and all the rest of it. across the different artillery guns and all the rest of it . and guns and all the rest of it. and he compared the eu in its current state of unfair in its current state of unfair in its current state of unfair in its current state unfavourably with ancient rome. he's presumably talking about the open borders that allowed in the visigoths that allowed in the visigoths that led to the downfall. >> yeah . is that led to the downfall. >> yeah. is this your do you agree with this thing? >> i don't get it at all. i don't understand how creating a mega state make things mega state would make things better. , look, you know, better. i mean, look, you know, we people we have three people on headliners, because we have three people on h

the article says going the in the article says going for going up to like 27 countries from 12 didn't make any sense. well, how are you going state going to make a mega state of not the then a mega not just the 12 then a mega state have more state where you have more political unification of people who less likely to vote in who are less likely to vote in the same direction? >> it's a lot of admin, a mess. it's a lot admin, isn't it? it's a lot of admin, isn't it? >> nice. are the >> admin nice. we are at the halfway point waiting for you. in the next section have a in the next section we have a story bbc being story about the bbc being politically correct and a story about the bbc not being politically correct . you see, we politically correct. you see, we can do balance too. we'll see you

radio. >> welcome back to headliners the daily mail. consider the bbc is turning off working class viewers, but the feeling is mutual , politically correct. mutual, politically correct. >> bbc is turning off working

class viewers who think the broadcaster is out of touch . broadcaster is out of touch. ofcom report suggests this is coming from ofcom. that's interesting , isn't it? interesting, isn't it? >> they do some things. have a go at other channels. yeah. yeah exactly. >> yes. i've just been bored and thought, oh, let's have a fun one. so low income audiences increasingly prefer to use rival streaming services , surfaces, streaming services, surfaces, services like netflix and spotify. and in the article they talk about stereotypes of working class people. apparently the bbc don't know how to do it properly, so it's a bit hammy. it says they always emphasise criminality, drink and drug cultures and financial hardship , cultures and financial hardship, so it's like they nailed it. exactly so stereotypes the salaries that that obviously annoys people when we hear what people earn at the bbc. huge numbers, which isn't everybody. obviously. i'm sure the receptionist doesn't get paid brilliantly , but the top people brilliantly, but the top people get paid really, really well. people resent paying the fee, which how much is it now? it's coming up to the. oh yeah. i

mean it's so neither of you pay it? no, i haven't had a telly for years i guess. >> yeah. living on a boat. how are they going to get the are they going to get you the detector vans. like detector vans. going to like come exactly the boat . come out and exactly the boat. >> they do it. >> no, they do it. >> no, they do it. >> no, they do it. >> no, no license for me. so, yeah, and the feedback says bbc content was also seen as increasingly safe. and by some over politically correct . and in over politically correct. and in explaining how the bbc had become safe, people mentioned past programming they'd enjoyed but felt wouldn't be made any more . and they said that comedy more. and they said that comedy is not edgy enough anymore, so i would recommend them to go and find leo's youtube channel. you're quite an edgy comic, aren't you? you're quite an edgy comic, areiwell,j? you're quite an edgy comic, areiwell, edgier than nish kumar, >> well, edgier than nish kumar, anyway. well, yes . not sorry. anyway. well, yes. not sorry. i know your mates , but like you know your mates, but like you did show together anyway, like did a show together anyway, like seven years. but all this stuff is like boris jones is a silly ninny and donald trump's got silly hair. it's like, wow, this is real. cutting edge satire. >> did you audition for series seven? >> yeah , i wrote for some of it,

>> yeah, i wrote for some of it, funnily enough. >> but. but no, but. >> but. but no, but. >> so a couple of things in here that strike me is the article. they say the staff get paid too much . it's not the staff, it's much. it's not the staff, it's the it's the big famous people who just back announce songs on radio two that get £1 million for ronan keating , whereas for ronan keating, whereas people who actually work, they're getting nowhere near that. so, i mean, it's their own stupid fault for not correcting that perception. stupid fault for not correcting tha yeah eption. stupid fault for not correcting tha yeah .ption. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> whereas yeah, but i think the thing is, because it's like pubuc thing is, because it's like public money, it's not money that they've earned, it's money they've stolen and they've like gone round and like almost a third of, of conviction and women like female convictions are , are linked to non—payment are, are linked to non—payment of licence fee even though you don't have to pay it, just don't watch the bbc. >> i don't pay it. i don't watch the bbc. they like they send letters. like, the bbc. they like they send lett< know like, the bbc. they like they send lett

you know, apparently, why more women for it women end up in prison for it than is? than men is? >> because women in when >> because women are in when they to check. they come round to check. >> right. >> right. >> let's go more . >> let's go out more. >> let's go out more. >> god . job to the >> get a job. god. job to the guardian, leo and university challenge was too much of a challenge was too much of a challenge for someone, but the clue is in the title to be fair. >> so . so the university >> so. so the university challenge special has been axed over lack of support for disabled contestants. the bbc has apologised . this is the has apologised. this is the christmas special of university challenge. so there's these two contests. it's one who's blind and the other who's neuro neurodivergent , which is a new neurodivergent, which is a new word, a new type of disability that's been invented . blindness that's been invented. blindness is a proper disorder ability. so he, he needed or she or they could be a non probably as a non—binary students isn't it needed an audio description there old students it's the alumni one so they're all in their 50s their problem very well since then they're probably the probably remaining the worst probably the remaining hair be down with

hair dyed green to be down with the kids. i'm non—binary too. i'm pansexual. no you're anyway . i'm pansexual. no you're anyway. um. yeah. they needed an audio description, but they were told because obviously you get pie charts and stuff like that, you know that a blind person can't, can't they were told can't deal with. they were told on oh, your captain's on the day, oh, your captain's going describe to you, going to describe that to you, which bit which is obviously a bit demeaning and you know, not demeaning and you know, just not what been promised. and what they'd been promised. and the person who's the other person who's neurodivergent visual neurodivergent found visual images and things overwhelming and over stimulating . yeah, the and over stimulating. yeah, the neurodivergent one did ask for subtitles , though, but of a live subtitles, though, but of a live show and they were told that's not possible because that's not possible, is it? >> unless don't know. >> unless there's i don't know. >> unless there's i don't know. >> that out. >> can't sort that out. stenographer >> can't you a stenographer >> can't you have a stenographer if couldn't whatever >> can't you have a stenographer if type? dn't whatever they type? >> but i guess they did >> i guess. but i guess they did a pictures round with a blind contestant. oh, how is that not on face? on the face? >> that's dreadful, isn't it? it says the affected says one of the affected contestants whose identity has not been disclosed said one minute before the show, were minute before the show, we were told audio told there was no audio description that your told there was no audio descriptwill that your told there was no audio descriptwill instead your told there was no audio descriptwill instead have to captain will instead have to explain everything. and i did

feel because sometimes, feel for them because sometimes, you come on here and at you know, we come on here and at 5 we're given blurry 5 to 11, we're given a blurry pdf of story. we haven't i pdf of a story. we haven't i mean , often it's doing it, so mean, often it's me doing it, so i'm myself. but i'm furious with myself. but i don't know. the other thing i thought was this shows that the bbc, they don't like privileged people either, do they? it's not just the working classes . just the working classes. >> do you think blind people are privileged ? privileged? >> not no. i refer to your earlier comment about some of the disabled kids that might the new disabled kids that might be. i just suspect they're more common in middle class people. i don't know that that's my prejudice. >> also, i like ruining stories. you know, let's all sit around and moan about the bbc university challenge made university challenge not made by the bbc, is it not? >> it's on the bbc. >> no, but it's on the bbc. >> no, but it's on the bbc. >> get mentioned in here. >> get mentioned in here. >> so that's the like >> so that's the same like i mean it's bbc2 isn't it? mean it's on bbc2 isn't it? >> but it's itv. we >> but it's made by itv. we don't bbc. don't watch the bbc. >> company. >> that's a production company. >> that's a production company. >> itv show, right? >> that's an itv show, right? oops the daily mail, cressida boomers are selfish and millennials are entitled . let's millennials are entitled. let's cut to the chase and just say, gee , an x, best family for me. >> millennial parents claim

boomer generation has abandoned them over child care and are too busy travelling to help out as grandparents hit back and say we didn't have a damn nanny so did they say it like that ? so they say it like that? so psychologist and millennial mother , leslie dobson, 40, says mother, leslie dobson, 40, says she wishes her dad, ted dobson, 71, was around to spend more time with her sisters and his grandchildren. and this article has got this idea that if you've got a grandchild, you sort of owe a certain number of owe it a certain number of hours. that's news to me. i don't know . but this guy don't know. but this guy apparently enjoying his apparently is enjoying his retirement. bought boat retirement. he's bought a boat and mexico, and he's cruising around mexico, having . and he doesn't having a laugh. and he doesn't want know, how dare he? want to know, how dare he? >> well, he also says that he did a visit , did try and like pay a visit, but they couldn't schedule any time for him because, you know, the got it's different the kids got all it's different activities going activities that it's going to be taken i have to say, taken on. but i do have to say, i you know, not to say i think, you know, not to say that my parents generation are selfish, are incredibly selfish, but they are incredibly selfish. expect. selfish. like you'd expect. i don't know, like some of my friends who've they friends who've got kids, they get from the parents. get some help from the parents. my get some help from the parents. my parents are total burden on my parents are a total burden on me right at the time when i need

somebody help kids. somebody to help with the kids. my somebody to help with the kids. my parents are turned into children their children themselves as their absolute feuding idiots. and like evicted my dad and like my mum evicted my dad and then had to deal had to find somewhere for him to live. and i was going to see if you could sort him out with a boat. he'd love that. >> brilliant. could, actually, >> brilliant. i could, actually, if we'll talk later. steve, if you. we'll talk later. steve, do to your family do you want to out your family for private. no, no. for any private. no, no. >> they . they both died in the >> they. they both died in the pandemic . right. so they're not pandemic. right. so they're not around to help with the childcare. but yeah, i killed that mood . there you go to the that mood. there you go to the times, leo. and and universities in the north are claiming that they are in london. but we live in a country that also has london luton so who london luton airport. so who knows what's real? >> yeah. so how northern universities london to cash universities use london to cash in foreign students . there's in on foreign students. there's institutions such as sunderland and loughborough. they can charge overseas students more , charge overseas students more, but but the domestic students, they can't charge very, very much. i think it's like 8 or 9 grand for the domestic students

per year, but like 20 grand for overseas students . yes, but the overseas students. yes, but the overseas students. yes, but the overseas students. yes, but the overseas students don't want to go to loughborough for some reason . i don't know why. so reason. i don't know why. so they've opened campuses in london so they can say, look, you're at loughborough university getting this wonderful degree in wonderful loughborough degree in bricklaying , but bricklaying or whatever, but you're in london, so then you know, all these chinese, chinese kids are like, oh, this is great. in, i'm in london. great. i'm in, i'm in london. and and this the sort of foreign students, you know, with the immigration figures published recently . so there's gross recently. so there's gross immigration of like 1.2 million which is which is a huge amount a lot of it is students and a lot of it isn't just people coming to study. they come to study, they stay on or they come to and work the to study and they work at the same they also bring same time. and they also bring their family or allowed to bring a family members, which a lot of family members, which is because the last thing is weird because the last thing i wanted when started i wanted when i started university mum dad at university was my mum and dad at freshers week with me. >> mum probably just >> yeah, your mum probably just kicked your for kicked out your dad for the first back so first time back then, so it would been nightmare. you would have been a nightmare. you had do and stuff like

had courses to do and stuff like that. yeah, but there's that. yeah, but okay, there's a kick to this. you get kick down to this. if you get rid of that money the rid of that money that the universities still universities make, they'll still want the from want to make the money from elsewhere. so they'll want it from students the from the uk. students the government to pay government aren't going to pay for go up, so for it. loans will go up, so poorer people poorer poorer people from poorer backgrounds won't go to university next thing, university. the next thing, we don't mobility . don't have social mobility. >> that's not true. >> no, but that's not true. i mean, scotland where they've mean, in scotland where they've got fees for got a cap on on fees for domestic means that domestic students, it means that the university just don't want domestic there's limited domestic. there's a limited number of places for scottish students want the students because they want the overseas instead. so overseas students instead. so actually limits the opportunities for working class kids. >> so if the universities make less money, you reckon they'll still on? still crack on? >> maybe could make money still crack on? >>aviaybe could make money still crack on? >>a different could make money still crack on? >>a different way.jld make money still crack on? >>a different way. or make money still crack on? >>a different way. or maybe noney in a different way. or maybe maybe caps on fees are unworkable, but it's all about making money, isn't it? >> it's a long way from how it used to be. yeah. what about teaching? well, yeah. i mean, they're businesses aren't they're businesses now, aren't they? you. and they? it's all about you. and probably as probably for the students as well, know, well, doing the maths. you know, i've i get i've spent this. what can i get back?! i've spent this. what can i get back? i mean, messed about back? i mean, i messed about doing philosophy three years doing philosophy for three years and it, and i don't regret it, but i can't a financial argument and i don't regret it, but i canit. a financial argument and i don't regret it, but i canit. you a financial argument for it. you know? >> you should have done >> yeah, you should have done

maths. apparently straight maths. well apparently straight away. wait a minute. maths away. wait a minute. this maths degree can't a financial >> you can't make a financial argument, but you could make some sort of like self determinism it . totally. >> about a degree is like the sandin >> about a degree is like the sand in the wind. >> and look at this one. the i crescer big tobacco doesn't like the smoking ban shocker. find out more . out more. >> revealed big tobacco's campaign to block rishi sunak smoking ban. yeah so they've all come down and said don't do it rishi which to be fair i agree with them. think the worst with them. i think the worst thing could do is have all thing we could do is have all the money from smoking go to unregulated drug dealers in the future. i mean that's that's not a good plan. i think we should should decriminalise stuff should decriminalise more stuff and regulate it. but anyway that's that's my and that's not because i people smoke because i want people to smoke obviously just obviously these people just don't stop don't want people to stop smoking. multiple industry smoking. so multiple industry sources have said they're keen to strike on raising the to strike a deal on raising the permitted smoking age as a compromise. so rather than phasing out the 18 year olds buying cigarettes, they want to say people over 21 and we'll say people over 21 can and we'll leave . yeah, i mean,

leave it there. yeah, i mean, how they sleep at night with how do they sleep at night with all stimulation from the nicotine? >> the surely no one was smoking anyway, rishi was banning a thing that was dying out. it's like banning space hoppers. it's too worry about it , too late to worry about it, isn't i i thought the >> yeah. i mean, i thought the market of market would just sort of adjust, do him. adjust, you know, do it for him. it's it's tesla are it's like. it's like tesla are bringing in the green car revolution without need for revolution without the need for any quotas or deadlines or anything like that. but yeah , i anything like that. but yeah, i just think it's, you know, the tories traditionally we're talking about a long time ago have been the party of sort of free will and, you know, liberty and so bringing in these nanny state bans just doesn't sit well with me . with me. >> well, that's one more section to go where we will find out that water is bad for you and music is bad for you. so that's bad news for handel . we'll see bad news for handel. we'll see you shortly

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the guardian. leo and there's a chemical in tap water that will last forever. finally, value for money from water companies. so now a substance has been found in hundreds of drinking water samples across england, and it's been categorised as carcinogenic by the world health organisation who don't just deal with covid. >> so this is this is going to increase pressure on the uk government to take action over forever chemicals. this is one of them. called perflua of them. it's called perflua perfluorooctane acid. did i pronounce that right? >> you did absolutely spot on. that's exactly how i did it. in the labs . the labs. >> and it's found in. i mean, the scary thing is it's found in cosmetics, clothing and food packaging. so most of those are things you put in your mouth at some the food some point, especially the food packaging . packaging. >> yeah, i might just my missus do wrong. do cosmetics wrong. >> well, you lipstick around >> well, you put lipstick around your mouth, you put your round your mouth, you put it on your eyes, put it on your skin, very absorbent skin, your skin's very absorbent . this stuff into . you absorb the this stuff into your skin and apparently it builds up your because builds up in your body because your it. builds up in your body because yourthen it. builds up in your body because yourthen it it. builds up in your body because yourthen it causes it. builds up in your body because yourthen it causes or it. builds up in your body because yourthen it causes or it's it. and then it causes or it's been unked and then it causes or it's been linked to cancers.

immunodeficiencies reproductive harms and developmental effects in children . and we know there in children. and we know there are now people, kids are getting autoimmune disorders. you know , autoimmune disorders. you know, autoimmune disorders. you know, a third of the population of some sort of autoimmune disorder. we're also seeing a lot know, and lot of, you know, adhd and other neurodivergent kids and also kids are hitting puberty younger. so you know, the fact that these chemicals are out there aren't just in our you know, they're all around us on our clothes and our makeup and our clothes and our makeup and our and our food packaging. and now in the tap water as well. scary stuff. >> drink less water. >> drink less water. >> well, what are you supposed to do? i mean, don't you think most people could stop eating lard and drinking? there's lard and drinking? and there's a lot of other stuff we could do first. >> i think drinking better for you perfluoro tonic acid. you than perfluoro tonic acid. but what are we supposed to do in the meantime? >> i mean, are they going to fix this? asking a lot, isn't this? it's asking a lot, isn't it? maybe we could start collecting purifying collecting and purifying rainwater. it's really only if you've a garden, it? you've got a garden, isn't it? >> well, what what could do >> well, what what we could do is apparently our standards aren't good as in europe. so

aren't as good as in europe. so we could bring our standards up to the same. oh, we could join europe, a common have europe, have a common have a common for water. europe, have a common have a conthank for water. europe, have a common have a conthank you for water. europe, have a common have a conthank you foror water. europe, have a common have a conthank you for suggesting >> thank you for suggesting that. like oh, yeah . that. i like that. oh, yeah. i'll to i'll tell people to the telegraph. people telegraph. leo and young people have their hearing with have damaged their hearing with headphones and they're also really useless and annoying. >> so half of under 35 >> what? so half of under 35 have been left with poor hearing from loud headphones, exposure to loud noise from headphones and also commuting is leaving half of under 35 seconds with poor hearing. according to this study. so the test and you know you think, oh, it's just going to be you know people won't have trouble with the conversation, you know, especially against loud or loud backgrounds or music or whatever. also to do whatever. but it's also to do with identifying where sound is coming from, which is really important. you know, crossing the example, the road, for example, especially the electric especially the new electric cars, just creep up on cars, which just creep up on you.the cars, which just creep up on you. the men at times have been walking across sainsbury's car park oh, park and like this, oh, i shouldn't sainsbury's. shouldn't mention sainsbury's. they're news, they're boycotting gb news, another market that another supermarket market that isn't judgemental, mental and isn't as judgemental, mental and hates half the population of the

uk. so you're walking across a supermarket car park and this , supermarket car park and this, you know, some, some electric car creeps up on you. it's car just creeps up on you. it's scary. so >> so you'd have to have very good hearing to be able to hear them wouldn't you, do you think? >> just absolutely like a ninja. apparently damage to your apparently the damage to your heanng apparently the damage to your hearing just come hearing doesn't just come from the loud volume. it comes from the loud volume. it comes from the time. even the length of time. so even a lower over a long period lower volume over a long period of time, they say it's like walking across grass. >> right. and we tend you >> all right. and we tend you see on public transport see people on public transport in earphones all the time, don't you?ifs in earphones all the time, don't you? it's quite common now to just spend all day in them, which you said. which is what you just said. yeah, don't want yeah, i think people don't want to each other. to interact with each other. everyone's own everyone's just in their own little watching something little world watching something on earphones in. on their phone, earphones in. >> but have you met people ? >> but have you met people? >> but have you met people? >> well, it's that attitude , >> well, it's that attitude, steve, that's leading to this heanng steve, that's leading to this hearing problem. >> sorry. oops. my fault . how is >> sorry. oops. my fault. how is it my fault? you're always picking on the bald, the telegraph, cressida and there's a that liz truss must be a country that liz truss must be upset that she didn't make a post—brexit with. post—brexit deal with. >> this is amazing. paraguayan official after signing

official resigns after signing agreement with a fictional country. i just i'm so delighted country. ijust i'm so delighted because i make mistakes in life all the time. and when somebody else makes a mistake, this spectacular, great. spectacular, i just feel great. that's what want to hear. that's just what i want to hear. so official , he's resigned so this official, he's resigned and that we're and he's thrilled that we're talking about on the telly talking about him on the telly after signing an agreement with after signing an agreement with a country invented by a fictional country invented by an on the run for an an indian guru on the run for an array of sexual assault charges. and this guy is a wrong'un. he's previously claimed that he can see through walls delay the rising of the sun and induce cows to speak in sanskrit. his whereabouts are unknown. i mean, what a shocker. so he's invented this country . this country. >> he's invented the window as well. according to one of those claims. >> but wait a minute. aren't all countries invented aren't they? what is he's made what he's done is he's made a country , he's made legitimate country, he's made a legitimate country. needs an army. country. he just needs an army. and a real country and and then it's a real country and then finally, the daily star, leo and gary lineker was sent a letter with poo in it every week. >> it must have cost you a fortune in stamps. >> finally , finally, some good >> finally, finally, some good

news for england star gary lineker has revealed that when news for england star gary linfirst has revealed that when news for england star gary linfirst started aaled that when news for england star gary linfirst started in ed that when news for england star gary linfirst started in ed tmedia en he first started in the media industry, won. from bath. industry, he won. fan from bath. would send him some used toilet paper every week in the post. i'd be surprised if it was just one fan. yeah , he used to get one fan. so yeah, he used to get sackfuls and he'd opened sackfuls of it and he'd opened it. he finally traced it back from the postmark. he traced it back to bath. he does a funny joke . obviously didn't take joke. obviously didn't take enough baths. it's like you don't go for a bath after you've beaten the toilet. is that just use of andrex . isn't that use a bit of andrex. isn't that what . what they. >> and then send it to gary lineker if i have a shower head but just bath. no, it's going to make problem worse. yes make the problem worse. yes i guess i've learned. so much about gary lineker from this. i didn't know about the incident in the 90s . in the 90s. >> that's the take home from this. it's absolutely fine that it gets sent all the poop. but oh, there was an incident. well, sadly, we're of time. it's a sadly, we're out of time. it's a shame the show is over. shame the show is nearly over. so take another quick look so let's take another quick look at front pages. at saturday's front pages. the daily and skipped daily mail found and skipped school to go on gaza marches. the telegraph pressure on harry

to back king in racism row. the times, says johnson . my covid times, says johnson. my covid decisions saved lives as the mirror. get him out of there or the i goes with revealed how cigarette giants are plotting to block new uk smoking ban and the daily star official you can't call slapheads slapheads and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, leo, kirsten, cressida wetton. we'll be back tomorrow cressida be back tomorrow with cressida and santo . if you be back tomorrow with cressida andwatching santo . if you be back tomorrow with cressida andwatching at santo . if you be back tomorrow with cressida andwatching at 55anto . if you be back tomorrow with cressida andwatching at 5 am, . if you be back tomorrow with cressida andwatching at 5 am, do you be back tomorrow with cressida andwatching at 5 am, do stay are watching at 5 am, do stay tuned for breakfast and until the next episode, have yourself a good one and enjoy the rest of it. >> that warm feeling inside from boxed boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news evening. weather on. gb news evening. >> i'm alex deakin. this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news turning cold out there this evening and it's going to stay pretty cold for most of us this weekend. ice and snow showers in places and a pretty hard frost . low pressure pretty hard frost. low pressure kind of drifting away from the

uk. so the cold air that's in place isn't going anywhere. some fog thickening up tonight as well . and we have met office well. and we have met office yellow warnings in place wherever we've got showers. there's the potential ice. there's the potential for ice. now, showers will have now, these showers will have some and snow in some sleet and snow mixed in over southwest over eastern england, southwest scotland , northwest england and scotland, northwest england and northern scotland . so as i say, northern scotland. so as i say, we've got some mist fog we've got some mist and fog thickening particularly we've got some mist and fog thicke|over particularly we've got some mist and fog thicke|over parts particularly we've got some mist and fog thicke|over parts of rticularly we've got some mist and fog thicke|over parts of theilarly we've got some mist and fog thicke|over parts of the midlands dense over parts of the midlands as temperatures drop to minus three, that's in three, minus four. that's in towns cities. hard towns and cities. so a hard frost for saturday. for many, it'll be a fine, bright, sunny day, it'll take a while for day, but it'll take a while for the fog to clear . the showers the fog to clear. the showers should clear away from eastern england we'll few going england. we'll keep a few going in scotland , northwest in southwest scotland, northwest england over the england with some snow over the hills. odd rain shower for hills. the odd rain shower for wales and southwest england. but as for most and sunny as i say, for most dry and sunny but cold temperatures, 1 or 2 degrees, particularly if that fog maybe a little fog lingers, maybe a little higher in the south—west, slightly milder air comes in across the south during sunday. there could well be some sleet and snow for a time on sunday morning over the midlands and eastern england. then the eastern england. and then the potential wet weather

potential for more wet weather to later in the to come in later in the south—west. that also south—west. that could also have some in chiefly over some snow mixed in chiefly over hills. it is slowly trying to turn milder across the south. but for many sunday's another cold one. >> goodbye looks like things are heating up . boxed spoilers heating up. boxed spoilers sponsored years of weather on .

should be the start of a christmas shopping boost for retailers. but will a high street survive this festive season in and are desperate families turning to shoplifting this winter? >> theft is apparently at an all time high. we have a special report on small businesses especially get targeted .

especially get targeted. >> and obviously coming up to christmas, there's cost of living crisis. you know, we are seeing an increase in shoplifting and in britain's biggest stories, we'll be taking a look back at some of the most dramatic moments from the covid inquiry >> there is a significant body of judgement that believes that the virus itself was manmade and that that presents well , a set that that presents well, a set of challenges as well. >> forms no part of the terms of reference for this inquiry. mr gove to address that, some what divisive issue. so we're not going to go there . going to go there. >> just how bad will the big freeze be this weekend? alex deakin has your all important weather forecast . weather forecast. >> that ice fog and a little bit of snow. the wintry weather continues, but so will the sunny skies for most today. join me later for a full weekend forecast. and of course, aiden's got your sport. >> yes , good morning. >> yes, good morning. >> yes, good morning. >> rugby union is rocked to the

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