r against fat people? and if so, should we arrest gravity ? should we arrest gravity? discussing all this and much more with my brilliant panel, susie kennedy, justin panks and lewis schaefer . and let's go to lewis schaefer. and let's go to ray. first, though, for your latest news headlines . latest news headlines. >> thanks, leo. good evening. our top stories this hour. cumbria police have declared a major incident due to heavy snow with some vehicles stuck in traffic . they're urging the traffic. they're urging the pubuc traffic. they're urging the public to only travel where necessary with road conditions set to remain challenging. the met office has put in place weather warnings for snow and ice. many parts of the uk until midday tomorrow . forecasters are midday tomorrow. forecasters are saying that temperatures could drop to —12 in parts of scotland . a british soldier killed in kenya was just days from finishing his tour of the country. major kevin mccall was off duty when he died on wednesday. his father says he was shot while on a motorbike

trip . the 32 year old had served trip. the 32 year old had served in europe. the middle east, the falklands and africa . joseph falklands and africa. joseph mccall paid tribute to his son, describing him as special for an 84 year old man who died following a huge house explosion in edinburgh has been named locally as james smith. the blast, which happened in the babatan area last night, was heard from several miles away. mr smith is understood to have beenin mr smith is understood to have been in a neighbouring property . been in a neighbouring property. a 43 year old woman and a 54 year old man were taken to hospital. police say there are no suspicious circumstances . no suspicious circumstances. football fans who were charged following clashes in birmingham on thursday night have been granted bail . a special court granted bail. a special court session took place after violence erupted ahead of aston villa's match against legia warsaw . almost 30 of the warsaw. almost 30 of the defendants were granted conditional bail, including a 22 year old polish woman who pleaded not guilty to violent disorder for west midlands. police say that five officers

were injured after several poush were injured after several polish fans were told they would not be allowed into the stadium . not be allowed into the stadium. a train drivers have been braving the cold to attend picket lines as they begin a week of industrial action over pay- week of industrial action over pay. commuters across the country are facing seven days of travel disruption . know east travel disruption. know east midlands trains have been running today and there's a limited service between london and scotland on lner has left. members recently voted to continue walkouts for the next six months and the us says it will not permit the forced relocation of palestinians from gaza or the west bank under any circumstances . us vice president circumstances. us vice president kamala harris made the comment on the sidelines of cop28 in dubai . she also says the us dubai. she also says the us won't allow the besiegement of gaza or any redrawing of borders i >> -- >> the united states is unequivocal . all international unequivocal. all international humanitarian law must be respected . too many innocent respected. too many innocent palestinians have been killed . palestinians have been killed. frankly, the scale of civilian

suffering and the images and videos coming from gaza are devastating as israel pursues its military objectives in gaza. we believe israel must do more to protect innocent civilians . to protect innocent civilians. >> okay, that's it from me. i'll be back in an hour. now it's over to . leo welcome to the over to. leo welcome to the saturday night showdown. >> the climate change conference cop 28 is underway in dubai and it's the biggest one yet for hundred thousand bigwigs who flew in. apparently lots of them on private jets to a city built on private jets to a city built on oil money. it's like promoting veganism by hosting a bull fight at mcdonalds. they're meeting to try and stop the temperature rising by two degrees. heaven forbid the temperatures rise by two degrees. we might have to undo the top button on our duffle coats. of course, the cop, 28 delegates are trying their to best reduce their carbon footprints, their sharing bunk beds hostels, and they aren't beds in hostels, and they aren't

running conditioning running the air conditioning just kidding. a festival of just kidding. it's a festival of hypocrisy. they're staying in five star hotels and ordering lobster and massage charges on room service, living it up all at the taxpayers expense and emitting lots of carbon while patting themselves on the back for inventing new taxes to keep us in poverty. king charles is there pontificating on how to reduce our carbon . why don't you reduce our carbon. why don't you be low carbon king charles you literally live in a palace. you have a private jet and a royal yacht. why don't you move into a one bedroom flat in peckham and get the bus and then you can lecture us on our emissions? bnng lecture us on our emissions? bring your carbon footprint down to level before you wag your to my level before you wag your finger at me. all these smug luvvies that lecturers emma thompson, leonardo dicaprio , thompson, leonardo dicaprio, bill gates have vastly bigger carbon footprints than us. but they still want to stop us flying to lanzarote once a year so they can still take a helicopter to glastonbury this week. olivia colman brought out a film of her dressed in latex to encourage pension funds not

to encourage pension funds not to invest in oil, and if they keep doing it, she's going to release more footage. the luvvies don't just want our pensioners to be cold, they want them to be destitute. cop 20 is them to be destitute. cop 20 is the biggest climate conference yet. only 30,000 people flew into glasgow for cop 26 two years ago. it's amazing how much more popular it is when it's warm and there's a chance of getting a tan. kind of suggests global warming might not be all bad. hopefully cop 20 is better organised than the glasgow one where they hired a fleet of electric cars to ferry the delegates around, but they didn't have enough charging points, so they had to hire diesel generators to charge the electric couldn't make electric cars. you couldn't make it up . there's a call for it up. there's a call for climate reparations as well. apparently britain owes lots of money to developing countries because of the carbon we emitted when we built the modern world in the industrial revolution, when they were still running around grass skirts. it's around in grass skirts. it's a recipe corruption . an we're recipe for corruption. an we're going to tax poor people in britain and give it to third world dictators , it's not

world dictators, and it's not going reduce because going to reduce carbon because i don't if you've noticed. don't know if you've noticed. but world dictators like but third world dictators like private jets, yachts and flying beyonce and to sing at their birthday party. so instead of that money being spent on essential things for regular people in britain is going to get spent on bentleys, for dictators . there's also, if we dictators. there's also, if we have to pay reparations for the negative effects of inventing civilisation , the flip of civilisation, the flip side of thatis civilisation, the flip side of that is that we should get a dividend for the good things we did humanity, like inventing did for humanity, like inventing trains and television and antibiotics. yeah that's right. nobodyin antibiotics. yeah that's right. nobody in the third world gets any antibiotics until we get more money and the climate lobby have attached themselves to some nasty left wing ideas . greta's nasty left wing ideas. greta's latest idea to reduce carbon is apparently to exterminate jews from the river to the sea . i'll from the river to the sea. i'll never forget we are the carbon that they want to reduce , that they want to reduce, delegates will say. but the size of that footprint is absolutely dwarfed by the emission cuts that a deal can produce . so, that a deal can produce. so, yeah, but this whole conference could have been done over zoom.

don't tell us to reduce carbon show us it's not about reducing carbon anyway. it's about increasing taxes and increasing power. watching these celebs cavort in luxury is like watching marie antoinette prancing at the palace of versailles instead of let them eat cake. it's let them heat pumps. net zero. listen, i give net zero f's . with me tonight , net zero f's. with me tonight, we've got the comedian and singer susie kennedy, the comedian , justin panks. great to comedian, justin panks. great to have two fellow comedians alongside me, but it can't all be laughs. so a very good evening also to louis schaffer , evening also to louis schaffer, to susie sue louis. i'm so sorry . i had no idea. i had no idea they'd written that for me to see. they didn't write that you this is your show. >> yeah, no, i know. >> all right. i'm just trying to get out of it. but, susie, do you think i'm being too harsh in these? >> i gave you a round of applause, but i want to see king charles in a one bedroom flat in peckham. >> yeah, actually, that's where

you live, right? >> i live in peckham. >> i live in peckham. >> so they'll swap for a week and we could convert buckingham palace. >> we could convert buckingham palace of palace into hmos, houses of multiple fit multiple occupancy. we could fit loads loads people in loads of loads of people in there get some, get some use there and get some, get some use out that carbon out of all that carbon expenditure. >> you know what i mean? i don't really live in peckham. live really live in peckham. i live in is almost in s1515, which is almost peckham. nunhead, but peckham. i live in nunhead, but one seems like estate one bedroom seems like estate agent talk, one bedroom flats are expensive now. are super expensive now. it could as buckingham could cost as much as buckingham palace for all i know, that's what's it wouldn't what's happening. so it wouldn't be that of a downgrade for be that much of a downgrade for the right? be that much of a downgrade for the and right? be that much of a downgrade for the and justin, ? be that much of a downgrade for the and justin, you live in >> and justin, you live in norwich, technically >> and justin, you live in norwi> and justin, you live in norwi> and justin, you live in norwi> and justin, you live in norwi> i'm worried about it. all you say is the hypocrisy that all these people out there making decisions that affect decisions that never affect their they know the their lives, they don't know the pain trying to that last pain of trying to get that last third milkshake a soggy third of milkshake for a soggy paper make paper straw. yeah, they make these decisions. they own the plastic always these decisions. they own the plastic have always these decisions. they own the plastic have to always these decisions. they own the plastic have to pay always these decisions. they own the plastic have to pay the vays these decisions. they own the plastic have to pay the buy five, us. we have to pay the buy five, pay a us. we have to pay the buy five, pay a carrier bag, pay for the sort of like ulez. >> never ipp now, is it? >> it's never 30 ipp now, is it? >> what, £0.30 well, i don't do the shopping, but i'm saying

it's us. they blame us it's always us. they blame us and then we have carry the and then we have to carry the can. like gaslighting. can. it's like gaslighting. >> is. although they >> yeah, it is. although they wouldn't like gaslighting because and because it's got gas in it and also lighting and they'd rather we sit in, in oxygen free darkness. >> well , have darkness. >> well, have you ever been on a private jet? no i haven't, actually. been actually. i've not been on a private jet. right. but i've been like little flight to been on like a little flight to guernsey where no one else is on it. and it felt like a private jet, and it was lovely. so i can actually understand if i could get a private jet. sorry environment, i would. >> yeah. although apparently they're not very comfortable because they're so small. it's just tiny cigar tube just this, like, tiny cigar tube . yeah. >> like a missile, isn't >> it's like a missile, isn't it? yeah yeah. it? yeah. yeah yeah. >> but there's no one else on it with one on it. there's with no one else on it. there's no kids because no kids screaming because i always person that always get that person that kicks screams . kicks me and screams. >> i mean, i can't stop taking your kids with you. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> so, i mean, do you think the king be political, lewis? >> i mean, no, the king should be political, but he should stand britain , team, stand for team britain, team, team. the home team. >> who's who is he playing for

at the moment? >> he's playing for team world. >> he's playing for team world. >> what's team world? >> and what's team world? >> and what's team world? >> team. world or >> team. world. team. world or the world are the people the team world are the people are the new empire, the germans the team world are the people are “the new empire, the germans the team world are the people are “the french. pire, the germans the team world are the people are “the french. and the germans the team world are the people are “the french. and they're'mans and the french. and they're ideology. but they don't they're not germans and french. not called germans and french. they're just it's he they're just called. it's he doesn't care about his own country . he just he just i mean, country. he just he just i mean, i shouldn't say this because i know the people who watch gb news, they love king charles. but it's he's a side deal but it's he's got a side deal with with world economic. he's like saying, listen, if i if i do nice things for you now, will you let me stay in power? yeah. >> and also, we never heard from the queen about what she thought about he used to policy. >> trap up >> he used to sort of trap up about things like architecture and he? think and that, didn't he? but i think lewis right. that's what this lewis is right. that's what this is. is a business meeting. is. this is a business meeting. it's how can we get more money? there's really saving there's not really about saving the it? because the environment is it? because if got a litre if you've got a five litre bentley, the congestion bentley, the ulez or congestion charge to you and charge means nothing to you and you're out more of you're pumping out more sort of like fumes and someone in their little car that's got an older car and can't afford change little car that's got an older

caryeah.:an't afford change little car that's got an older caryeah. so 't afford change little car that's got an older caryeah. so these 'd change little car that's got an older caryeah. so these fines:hange little car that's got an older caryeah. so these fines and ge it. yeah. so these fines and this punitive thing is for only people that are poorer. the working class, it does make me sort sick really. working class, it does make me sonbutsick really. working class, it does make me son but yeah,eally. working class, it does make me son but yeah, i, ly. working class, it does make me sonbut yeah, i, ii. working class, it does make me sonbut yeah, i, i agree with >> but yeah, i, i agree with i agree with justin. someone described agree with justin. someone descriieconomic forum, those world economic forum, those meetings that they have in davos as just basically like glastonbury for business executives. it's like a festival and already and glastonbury is already glastonbury business glastonbury for business executives . executives. >> it's a different kind >> yeah, it's a different kind of like rotary club on a of it's like a rotary club on a global isn't well, global scale, isn't it? well, these people that think these are like people that think they are important business leaders. like what can do leaders. like what can we do next? like charging more for this, for that. this, charging more for that. and don't care. they don't and they don't care. they don't care environment care about the environment at all. proves it because all. yeah, it proves it because they're, they're they're, you know, they're flying they're private flying at they're on private jets. say and like jets. and like you say and like you say, now it's in dubai and not scotland. yeah, i'll swerve scotland. scotland scotland. i'll do scotland on zoom go out to zoom but i might go out to dubal zoom but i might go out to dubai, know what mean? get dubai, you know what i mean? get a bit of lobster thermidor of hotels the scottish hotels and in fact the scottish one, they had to put people in cruise glasgow, you cruise ships in glasgow, you know, the in the clyde or know, in the in the clyde or whatever, because they didn't have space. have enough hotel space. >> i can't think of >> and yeah, i can't think of anything grimmer. oh, yeah, very

bad. bad in a cruise bad. pretty bad in a cruise ship. know, princess ship. you know, the princess caraboo whatever. you're caraboo or whatever. but you're on the clyde. >> are talking about like >> are they talking about like in they have like air in dubai? they have like air conditioning, these massive buildings just buildings and it's just like. and everything's lit and they like, everything's lit up. the complete, like up. it's like the complete, like the carbon footprint that the carbon footprint of that place must be insane. >> absolutely and >> yeah, absolutely is. and i mean, oil is so cheap there. it's all fuelled, fuelled by oil. even when they take the sanitation it, sanitation away, they take it, take in trucks because take it away in trucks because it's, know, you can't pump it's, you know, you can't pump that far and stuff. oil is so cheap. there's point building that far and stuff. oil is so cheapto here's point building that far and stuff. oil is so cheaptohere'iit. point building pipes to take it. >> yeah. yeah. >> yeah. yeah. >> it's mad. you can just like, put it in trucks. >> know we're >> i don't know why we're getting shocked, because getting shocked, though. because they us. yeah, they don't care about us. yeah, like we're acting king like we're acting like king charles us charles doesn't care about us and private like, and gets a private jet. like, are you shocked? and gets a private jet. like, are because :ked? and gets a private jet. like, are because i'm? and gets a private jet. like, are because i'm not actually >> because i'm not actually shocked when king shocked when the king >> of my >> i'd want the king of my country. it's still. country. i think it's still. still country. even though still my country. even though i'm to i'm scottish. i'd want him to represent up for my interests. >> he lives in a he's got like eight houses and like he doesn't palaces. exactly >> doesn't it's >> he doesn't know what it's like get the tube home. he like to get the tube home. he only goes on the tube when it's been he cuts the been made and then he cuts the fibbon been made and then he cuts the ribbon and goes by poor people.

>> just thinks the >> yeah. so he just thinks the tube is brand new. >> he thinks it's lovely tube is brand new. >> got he thinks it's lovely tube is brand new. >> got lots thinks it's lovely tube is brand new. >> got lots of nks it's lovely tube is brand new. >> got lots of space.; lovely tube is brand new. >> got lots of space. there's and got lots of space. there's no up next to you. and got lots of space. there's no this up next to you. and got lots of space. there's no this is up next to you. and got lots of space. there's no this is priority next to you. and got lots of space. there's no this is priority seating/ou. and got lots of space. there's no this is priority seating for. >> this is priority seating for your reigning monarch. >> exactly the priority seating isn't well, isn't for the monarch. well, that's thing. isn't for the monarch. well, tha only thing. isn't for the monarch. well, tha only country he does >> only in this country he does do have king who did so do they have the king who did so little create that he's little to create that tube. he's got name on the plaque. he got his name on the plaque. he did less than the who got his name on the plaque. he did less the n the who got his name on the plaque. he did less the tea e who got his name on the plaque. he did less the tea to who got his name on the plaque. he did less the tea to the nho got his name on the plaque. he did less the tea to the workers brought the tea to the workers there. he did nothing. and his name, this this subway there. he did nothing. and his nam underground this this subway there. he did nothing. and his nam underground this opened)way there. he did nothing. and his namunderground this opened byy was underground was opened by king charles. and this date? >> that was the first and >> yeah, that was the first and last after his mum as well. >> elizabeth line. well. >> nice. lizabeth line. well. >> nice. the)eth line. well. >> nice. the lizzyine. well. >> nice. the lizzy line though, well. >>it.ice. the lizzy line though, well. >>it.ice. the lizzy line though, well. >>it.ice. the lizzy line.though, in it. it's the lizzy line. >> if you to see how it's >> if you want to see how it's not about climate change. if you think about it that dubai they sell they never invite sell oil they would never invite all how can we all these people into how can we not any oil? yeah, it's not sell any oil? yeah, it's clearly not it's about, clearly not what it's about, is it? going stop it? yeah if we're going to stop people using altogether, people using petrol altogether, they'd become like they'd be. well it'd become like glasgow wouldn't yeah we glasgow wouldn't it. yeah we would turn into. >> yeah. dubai, you >> well yeah. because dubai, you go there and it's like on go there and it's like being on a if you've gigged a i don't know if you've gigged out shows out there doing, doing the shows in united arab in dubai in the united arab emirates, like being on in dubai in the united arab e|space;, like being on in dubai in the united arab e|space station. like being on in dubai in the united arab e|space station. youe being on in dubai in the united arab e|space station. you neverg on a space station. you never really go outside if you do go outside, last about five

outside, you last about five minutes glasgow. minutes before you miss glasgow. yeah, no, you last about yeah, yeah. no, you last about five before you're five minutes before you're mugged but, but mugged in glasgow. but, but yeah, constantly yeah, in dubai you're constantly just inside, said, in just inside, like you said, in the conditioning , all of the air conditioning, all of it's, of it's fuelled, it's, all of it's fuelled, fuelled mean it seems fuelled by oil. i mean it seems the ridiculous place. the most ridiculous place. >> you go outside, >> but if you go outside, especially woman, if you especially me as a woman, if you go that space station, go outside that space station, you're say , you're at risk. so people say, go to dubai. oh, it's fine. you're safe. >> are you are you safe? >> are you are you safe? >> i don't know . >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> was a woman. i wouldn't feel safe to just rock out of. i wouldn't know. you've got your cream. we're all pretending. we all say like me love all say like me too. and love the environment. it's all the environment. but it's all fake. the underbelly of what's really going on. and that's why people disenchanted. people are getting disenchanted. they're like, oh, you know, i can't. can't bother this. it's can't. i can't bother this. it's too fake. yeah. and not genuine. >> yeah. okay. >> yeah. okay. >> well, climate change and the climate change conference is fake. we've got loads to come tonight. dissect fake. we've got loads to come tonilatest dissect fake. we've got loads to come tonilatest from dissect fake. we've got loads to come tonilatest from the dissect fake. we've got loads to come tonilatest from the covid ssect the latest from the covid inquiry and ask if fat phobia should be banned. and next, we'll be asking niall arthanayake and graham apologised there. i used to work

with them as well. i used to work with them. hannah ingram—moore and conor mcgregor are cursed or blessed after they were involved stories were involved in big stories this show you this week. plus, we'll show you what at the end of this what happened at the end of this clip. as a hardened pro—palestine protester was asked tricky questions. asked some tricky questions. >> know , you don't look >> but, you know, you don't look palestinian from nation to palestinian from the nation to the sea palace, palestine will be free from the nation to the sea. no, from the mountains to the sea, from the mountains to the sea, from the mountains to the sea. that's right. that's how my. from the mountains to the sea . which mountains.

>> you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> i'm leo carson. this is your saturday night show down. kirsten bless. coming up. but first, i promised i would show you what happened when that dedicated palestine dedicated pro palestine protester met her protester apparently met her match. let's have a look . match. let's have a look. >> funny you don't. you don't look palestinian from look palestinian. from the nafion look palestinian. from the nation sea . nation to the sea. >> palestine will be free from

the nation to the sea . the nation to the sea. >> no, from the mountains to the sea. from the mountains to the sea. from the mountains to the sea . that's right. that's sea. from the mountains to the sea . that's right . that's what sea. that's right. that's what we want . from the mountains to we want. from the mountains to the sea . which mountains. we want. from the mountains to the sea . which mountains . you the sea. which mountains. you don't know. hey you idiot . don't know. hey you idiot. >> all right, so . so first off, >> all right, so. so first off, she gets the. she gets the genocidal chant wrong. she starts off from the nation to the sea, then changes it to the mountain. from the mountains to the sea . it's supposed to be the sea. it's supposed to be from the river the sea. the sea. it's supposed to be frorit'sie river the sea. the sea. it's supposed to be frorit's supposed the sea. the sea. it's supposed to be frorit's supposed to; sea. the sea. it's supposed to be frorit's supposed to beea. the sea. it's supposed to be frorit's supposed to be that. >> it's supposed to be that. >> it's supposed to be that. >> and she doesn't know what mountains? >> no, that was getting a bit like turner song, wasn't like a tina turner song, wasn't it? deep mountain i it? a deep mountain high? i think was hitting all think she was just hitting all the geography, but none the top geography, but none of it right but it was. she was see? right but she american. >> want what actual >> i want to see what actual area on the on the globe she was she talking about erasing she was talking about erasing it's song from the it's an american song from the mountains to foam. it's an american song from the mo iitains to foam. it's an american song from the moi don't to foam. it's an american song from the moi don't know. foam. it's an american song from the moi don't know. ioam. it's an american song from the mo i don't know. i forgot what >> i don't know. i forgot what it god bless america. it is. it's a god bless america. >> i think from sea to shining sea. yeah. >> so that's where that comes

from. she's probably from. and she's probably some jewish york. jewish woman in new york. you know, one people. jewish woman in new york. you knovshe's one people. jewish woman in new york. you knovshe's it one people. jewish woman in new york. you knovshe's it just people. jewish woman in new york. you knovshe's it just shows people. jewish woman in new york. you knovshe's it just shows youle. jewish woman in new york. you knovshe's it just shows you can jewish woman in new york. you kn> susie, are you amazed that people have such passionate , people have such passionate, deeply held opinions about stuff they know nothing about? >> think it's another one >> i just think it's another one of those hashtag that >> i just think it's another one of tho along.htag that >> i just think it's another one of tho along.htagit's that >> i just think it's another one of tho along.htagit's like that >> i just think it's another one of tho along.htagit's like with come along and it's like with ukraine, everyone's ukraine, like everyone's forgotten about and like forgotten about ukraine and like meghan the meghan markle painted the ukraine upside down. yeah, ukraine flag upside down. yeah, and just one those, oh, and it's just one of those, oh, what talking about? oh, what are we talking about? oh, let's ice bucket let's do the ice bucket challenge. yeah exactly. it's so complex. and odd. you know, she's pretty. good heart. complex. and odd. you know, she':we etty. good heart. complex. and odd. you know, she':weettyfeel good heart. complex. and odd. you know, she':we ettyfeel sorryod heart. complex. and odd. you know, she':we ettyfeel sorry for1eart. like we all feel sorry for what's to palestinian what's happening to palestinian people. normal people. again, it's normal people. again, it's normal people by people being affected by politicians while they're laughing dubai. laughing at us in dubai. >> okay >> yeah. okay >> yeah. okay >> well, it's time for cursed or blessed and my brilliant blessed me and my brilliant panel blessed me and my brilliant panel. three big panel. we'll look at three big names news this weekend. names in the news this weekend. and their bushtucker names in the news this weekend. and as their bushtucker names in the news this weekend. and as we their bushtucker names in the news this weekend. and as we decide bushtucker names in the news this weekend. and as we decide busthey;er trial as we decide whether they deserve feast on kangaroo deserve to feast on kangaroo anus. watch time by chicken foot smoothie. mhm or fillet steak and a fine red wine. let's start

with nihal arthanayake . how was with nihal arthanayake. how was it? arthanayake yeah, that's it. i got it right. actually, i used to. i used to be on his show until they found out i was right wing. so he's a brilliant broadcaster , oyster who has now broadcaster, oyster who has now been bemoaning the lack of diversity at the bbc and says it has affected his mental health. neil said , it's really affecting neil said, it's really affecting me that i walk in and all i see is white people . imagine if is white people. imagine if a cockney said a similar thing walking through the east end, they'd be denounced as racist . i they'd be denounced as racist. i mean, susie, do you think nihal is racist? >> well, i got to say, i was talking to my friend jade about this, and we just said whether people whether people are white or whether they're we just think they're black, we just think going your going to work affects your mental health. so it's just like, to and like, stop going to work. and then you'll be all right. >> working at the bbc. i >> he's working at the bbc. i mean, it's a pretty cushy, cushy job,yeah, it's still job, >> yeah, it's still a job, though. i mean, i'd rather just though. i mean, i'd ratherjust be jet be in dubai on my private jet talking about the environment. yeah, really missed. talking about the environment. yanou really missed. talking about the environment. yanou really, ly missed. talking about the environment. yanou really, really;ed. talking about the environment. yanou really, really wanted to be. >> i should have married harry. >> i should have married harry. >> i should have married harry. >> i wouldn't mind. >> i wouldn't mind. >> i wouldn't mind. >> i want to mind, harry.

>> i want to mind, harry. >> you'd have fine. >> you'd have been fine. >> you'd have been fine. >> people's home. >> or you could have been a labour mp. done the same thing. i mean, louis, are you. >> do you think it's racist to come in and be like, everybody looks different to me. >> this is bad. >> this is bad. >> yeah, well, the of it >> yeah, well, the irony of it is, is got because is, is he got hired because he was colour. he was a different colour. he should his lucky stars . he should thank his lucky stars. he was different colour because should thank his lucky stars. he was reason rent colour because should thank his lucky stars. he was reason het colour because should thank his lucky stars. he wasreason he wasour because should thank his lucky stars. he wasreason he was hiredzcause should thank his lucky stars. he wasreason he was hired is|use the reason he was hired is because we because somebody else said, we got that looks got to get somebody that looks like the thing and like this in the thing and someday dude's be someday the dude's going to be fired he's old, because fired because he's old, because everybody else looks young and fired because he's old, because evenold.y else looks young and fired because he's old, because evenold. he'sz looks young and fired because he's old, because evenold. he's 52»oks young and fired because he's old, because evenold. he's 52 years)ung and fired because he's old, because evenold. he's 52 years)ungnow. he's old. he's 52 years old now. he's just a couple of years away from being dumped. then from being dumped. and then he's going being going to be fired for being muslim because there are probably many are an probably too many muslims are an old the guy should old muslim. so the guy should count, know what? i just count, as you know what? i just hate that's another example. >> hashtag me , too. >> hashtag me, too. >> hashtag me, too. >> in fairness, he is a great broadcaster. i used to do i used to do his five live show until until i got fired. it only took me a couple of months to get fired. and then i didn't have to worry about walking in and being surrounded by any people. >> well, weird thing >> well, the weird thing is, from essex, i'm

from harlow in essex, so i'm surprised that he wasn't more freaked went in freaked out that when he went in the not enough cars the car park, not enough cars had blue lights under him. had those blue lights under him. but i've actually a solution but i've actually got a solution because people feel anxiety but i've actually got a solution be> i was the only white guy >> and i was the only white guy there, right ? in colombo, there, right? in colombo, sri lanka. there, right? in colombo, sri lanka . and you know how horrible lanka. and you know how horrible i felt. and i. i lanka. and you know how horrible ifelt. and i. i made lanka. and you know how horrible i felt. and i. i made this up. the whole thing is made up. >> okay, well, next up, we've got captain tom moore's daughter , hannah ingram—moore, who takes the phrase charity begins at home, very literally. >> captain tom moore was one of

the heroes of lockdown , of the heroes of lockdown, of course, raising millions of pounds for charity by doing laps around his garden, despite it being in his 100th year. his daughter is doing her bit as well. bravely turning up at a charity awards bash to raise a healthy two grand for her father's foundation while pocketing £18,000. hers herself. lewis i mean, do do you admire the grift of this woman ? the grift of this woman? >> i do. it's such a very british thing. honestly yeah. it's like a very british thing to be coming across as very moral. that's what makes it hard to be british. you've got to be you've got basically present you've got to basically present this thing like are totally this thing like you are totally above all potential scamming things like that. you're a great quy- things like that. you're a great guy. and then you do this. yeah, yeah . yeah. >> i mean, susie, what do you make of again, again, it's like this whole british thing, like what? >> he was such a nice guy. >> he was such a nice guy. >> you don't know this guy. >> you don't know this guy. >> you don't know this family. >> you don't know this family. >> he walked around garden >> he walked around his garden and you can make >> he walked around his garden and out you can make >> he walked around his garden and out of you can make >> he walked around his garden and out of this. you can make >> he walked around his garden and out of this. and can make >> he walked around his garden and out of this. and then make money out of this. and then we're shocked that they're making money from money like we're shocked that they're makirpeopleey from money like we're shocked that they're

makirpeopleey fronmillionslike we're shocked that they're makirpeople ey fron millions from these people made millions from walking lap of a walking around the lap of a garden walking around the lap of a gar but that was for the nhs . >> but that was for the nhs. that was money that was given to captain go to captain tom, wanted it to go to the he wasn't. he wasn't the nhs. he wasn't. he wasn't getting, you know, a gold plated zimmer frame anything . he zimmer frame or anything. he was, very, you know, was, he was very, you know, he doesn't family nice people. >> why are we shocked? because someone does a charitable act >> why are we shocked? because somithey're es a charitable act >> why are we shocked? because somithey're like, charitable act >> why are we shocked? because somithey're like, theytable act >> why are we shocked? because somithey're like, they must act >> why are we shocked? because somithey're like, they must be that they're like, they must be amazingly think the amazingly like i think the percentage pretty to percentage is pretty hard to defend, it ? defend, isn't it? >> you know, if she took that to my agent. >> well, yeah , exactly. >> well, yeah, exactly. >> well, yeah, exactly. >> there that. but, you know, >> there is that. but, you know, it's a dirty little secret that when charity work, i'm when you do charity work, i'm a comedian. and if book comedian. and like, if you book comedians for a gig, they want to what the is. you to know what the fee is. if you book charity book them for a charity gig, they know the they want to know what the expenses are. so different word for the same thing. think for the same thing. but i think she's the proportions she's got the proportions wrong. but you are, but it depends who you are, because the press, quite rightly maybe her out for maybe are digging her out for that user nepotism and profiting. were, say, profiting. but if you were, say, i know, the son of a i don't know, the son of a sitting president got sitting president and you got made of like made money, that's sort of like that's and yeah, that's been banned and yeah, we're not allowed to talk about and that. it's and report on that. it's actively and report on that. it's actiyeah. no, we can talk a bit >> yeah. no, we can talk a bit on i know we can't.

on here. i know we can't. >> what? i'm >> but you know what? i'm saying. know i'm saying? >> yeah. who's receiving 50 grand? 50 grand a month? i mean, hannah ingram—moore be. hannah ingram—moore must be. must banned. hannah ingram—moore must be. mu all banned. hannah ingram—moore must be. mu all of banned. hannah ingram—moore must be. mu all of it banned. hannah ingram—moore must be. mu all of it as banned. >> all talk of it as misinformation. yeah. >> elon musk >> and that's why elon musk bought to allow that bought twitter to allow that information to be free. but, i mean, think it's what mean, do you think it's what captain would have wanted? captain tom would have wanted? because everybody wants their kids so maybe, kids to do? well so maybe, you know, raised a lot of know, i mean, he raised a lot of money the and then he's money for the nhs and then he's like, wouldn't want like, you wouldn't want his legacy the mud, maybe. >> but suppose he doesn't know >> but i suppose he doesn't know that's but you that's happening. but yeah, you do children to do do want your children to do well, and i'm not going to say fair play to her, but mean, if fair play to her, but i mean, if i'm thinking if my children made a me, which is a load of money off me, which is never going to happen, you're not even getting a house. forget that. don't know. that. but yeah, i don't know. it's too much. just it's too much. it's just too much. £30 million? much. was he raised £30 million? >> even for >> wow. but it's not even for charity the nhs a charity because the nhs is a government agency. so it's not charity because the nhs is a g0'if, nment agency. so it's not charity because the nhs is a g0'if, nme know, ncy. so it's not charity because the nhs is a g0'if, nme know, they so it's not charity because the nhs is a g0'if, nme know, they rely s not as if, you know, they rely entirely on. that's a great point. >> it's like raising money for the highways yeah, exactly. >> i remember when people >> and i remember when people like the nhs like were applauding the nhs back back in ports and pans back back in the ports and pans to go. >> yes. you know how many frying

pan handles are went through >> yes. you know how many frying pan pandemic?3 went through >> yes. you know how many frying pan pandemic? it'sent through >> yes. you know how many frying pan pandemic? it'sent thro no, this pandemic? it's awful. no, no. hospital every two no. i'm in hospital every two weeks. not not with coronavirus, with from flipping. weeks. not not with coronavirus, with the from flipping. weeks. not not with coronavirus, with the slogan om flipping. weeks. not not with coronavirus, with the slogan om fstay1g. weeks. not not with coronavirus, with the slogan om fstay home >> and the slogan was stay home to so we're to protect the nhs. so we're locked our houses like, locked in our houses and like, applauding our captors effectively. applauding our captors effeandzly. applauding our captors effeand applauding people who >> and applauding people who should and we >> and applauding people who shoulto and we >> and applauding people who shoulto protect and we >> and applauding people who shoulto protect them. and we >> and applauding people who shoulto protect them. well,d we have to protect them. well, they're underfunded. and the other is other side of it is, is i thought myself, that's great. thought to myself, that's great. i'm glad we're giving them applaud. nhs applaud. applause the nhs workers, applaud. applause the nhs w yeah, apparently nurses and doctors do get paid. and also they've taken those they've willingly taken those jobs. didn't the amazon drivers. >> oh , they were literally in >> oh, they were literally in lockdown . lockdown. >> they did not get applauded once. >> yeah, we'll applaud . you >> yeah, we'll applaud. you know, justin. >> no, come on. thank you. >> no, come on. thank you. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> did amazing job delivering. >> did amazing job delivering. >> did amazing job delivering. >> did amazing job learning how to of to relieve myself in the back of a all all i learnt in that a van. all all i learnt in that job learning the aim the aim get the aim right into the bottle. you don't care if he's a he's a joiner and he cut a hole in the back of his van so he doesn't need to find the old train toilet can't . you toilet system. you can't. you can't use the toilet in the

station. an so he had to do it. >> when he's driving, he's put a cruise control on and nip in the back. >> i mean, take the sun with him. >> he's got one of those tesla cybertrucks anyway, next up we've got mr connor mcgregor, the superstar, is no the ufc superstar, is no stranger fight, the stranger to fist fight, but the irish establishment irish political establishment are taking on with hate are taking him on with hate speech on day of the speech laws. on the day of the riots, conor mcgregor wrote a series of twitter posts where he apparently blamed the government's policy apparently blamed the gova'nment's policy apparently blamed the gova stabbing policy apparently blamed the gova stabbing outside policy apparently blamed the gova stabbing outside a policy apparently blamed the gova stabbing outside a primary for a stabbing outside a primary school. the gardai are reportedly investigating the posts. mcgregor responded with more posts, one of which said attempt to scapegoat me all you wish if it makes you feel better, i will take it. justin is conor mcgregor being persecuted by the establishment ? persecuted by the establishment? >> i think he probably might be because i don't know if you know this ireland he's not popular because i don't know if you know tithey ireland he's not popular because i don't know if you know tithey think,d he's not popular because i don't know if you know tithey think, no, 's not popular because i don't know if you know tithey think, no, he'st popular because i don't know if you know tithey think, no, he's gone.|lar because i don't know if you know tithey think, no, he's gone. he . they think, no, he's gone. he was. he was the most was. i mean, he was the most popular ever. they popular guy ever. and then they think he got above think he got a bit above his station. had pr station. he's had some bad pr things, but he's a cage fighter. yeah. and he might have millions of but of twitter followers, but they're followers they're not followers or whatever it's called. no,

they're following they're not following him for his nuances. his political subtle nuances. that's millions that's like there's millions of people girls tiktok people follow girls on tiktok who dance around in who dress up or dance around in a but they don't care a bikini, but they don't care about opinion. a bikini, but they don't care aboit's opinion. a bikini, but they don't care aboit's not opinion. a bikini, but they don't care aboit's not his opinion. a bikini, but they don't care aboit's not his fault»pinion. a bikini, but they don't care aboit's not his fault he's n. a bikini, but they don't care aboit's not his fault he's got >> it's not his fault he's got 10 followers. >> it's not his fault he's got 10 i followers. >> it's not his fault he's got 10 i f> it's not his fault he's got 10 i f but the issue with hate speech, is that it's not speech, susie, is that it's not appued speech, susie, is that it's not applied so many laws applied evenly like so many laws aren't applied across aren't applied evenly across the population. we've seen this with, you know, for example, with, you know, for example, with the pro—palestine protests in london. they're allowed to go ahead and, you know , leap ahead and, you know, leap all over memorials the over the war memorials and the police , oh, there's we police, oh, there's nothing we can as as anyone can do. as soon as as anyone supposedly far turns up, supposedly far right turns up, the police jump on them like like come down like a ton of bncks. bricks. >> i think the word scapegoat, i think there's nothing wrong with being scapegoat. it's actually being a scapegoat. it's actually

quite brave place to be. quite a brave place to be. you've been you you've been one. you know, people certain people people use use certain people have platform. j.k. have lost their platform. j.k. rowling's was rowling's one jesus was a scapegoat . they oppressed him. scapegoat. they oppressed him. he was the scapegoat. he's actually speaking, actually theologically speaking, he was the scapegoat. right. so do you know what if i was conor mcgregor , i'd run with i'd mcgregor, i'd run with it. i'd just be i said it. and just be like i said it. and that's what i believe. and not all know, crucify me all this, you know, crucify me in him apologise. in public. make him apologise. let an opinion. you let people have an opinion. you don't like them. scroll don't have to like them. scroll on. you know , i mean. on. yeah. you know, i mean. >> lewis, do you think the political establishment made a mistake conor mistake going after conor mcgregor? could run. mcgregor? because he could run. he for he could run in he could run for he could run in politics. got the money. politics. he's got the money. he's got the following. >> a mistake? no, he's got >> is it a mistake? no, he's got to crushed because on >> is it a mistake? no, he's got to remember because on >> is it a mistake? no, he's got to remember,ecause on >> is it a mistake? no, he's got to remember , this se on >> is it a mistake? no, he's got to remember , this is on >> is it a mistake? no, he's got to remember , this is a on >> is it a mistake? no, he's got to remember , this is a team the remember, this is a team world versus the home team. yeah. and he's and this conor mcgregor is fighting for the home he's saying is home team. he's saying this is our don't want our country. we don't want massive immigration coming to our we about . and our country. we care about. and you feel bad for the irish because irish totally because the irish were totally oppressed hundreds oppressed for like hundreds of years of a sudden years and then all of a sudden things then things were going good and then boom, by mass boom, they got hit by mass immigration. and like, it's like

they like, wallowing they they were like, wallowing in luxury. and this happened. >> don't have that >> yeah, they don't have that sort of sense of guilt that britain western europe tends britain and western europe tends tends to have where they're like, we it the truth like, oh, we call it the truth is, kids got stabbed. >> we forgetting that . >> we forgetting that. >> we forgetting that. >> but here is here is the big point. the big point is ironic. ireland, the irish are one of the number one immigrant countries around the world. the whole world is filled. america, canada , south. they're all canada, south. they're all filled with irish people . yeah. filled with irish people. yeah. and i don't i don't remember people in ireland saying i'm sorry for for the what we did to the american indians as well. >> yeah, that's, i mean that's a, that's great point. but a, that's a great point. but then, know, you could then, you know, you could say that people come that the irish people have come to to britain. yeah, to come to britain. yeah, they're culturally very similar , they're culturally very similar, so they tend to assimilate and you know, it works out fine. i mean, what we've seen in other western countries and britain is people from from some cultures aren't as assimilable. they don't they don't fit in as well

as , you know, say, for example, as, you know, say, for example, you know, so like one of the people who intervened in the stabbing in dublin was brazilian. and everybody's saying, oh, this shows that immigration so great, but immigration is so great, but he's from a catholic country and his background was so mentioned and celebrated mentioned and celebrated and mentioned and everything, because everything, it was like because it was like a positive thing. >> the reporters >> yeah, but the reporters are saying mustn't the saying, you mustn't mention the background, irrelevant. but saying, you mustn't mention the backisound, irrelevant. but saying, you mustn't mention the backisou relevant? elevant. but saying, you mustn't mention the backisou relevant? when t. but saying, you mustn't mention the backisou relevant? when it but saying, you mustn't mention the backisou relevant? when it was why is it relevant? when it was the that was the hero, that the guy that was the hero, that was was an immigrant. was the hero was an immigrant. and it's like, that's shouted was the hero was an immigrant. and ithe.ike, that's shouted was the hero was an immigrant. and ithe rooftops.s shouted was the hero was an immigrant. and ithe rooftops. yeah, ted from the rooftops. yeah, but when other side, when it's the other side, it's like, well, doesn't matter like, well, it doesn't matter where they're from. >> everybody see >> yeah. but everybody can see through it. anyway, your through it. anyway, next on your saturday don't saturday night showdown, don't question facemasks. said, question facemasks. they said, don't say covid could be man made. they said, but aren't these so—called conspiracy theories becoming accept theories now becoming accept fact? plus, i'll show you what happened when this went a bit off message . do not come do not off message. do not come do not come . come. >> do not come .

radio. >> i'm leo carson. this is your saturday night showdown. covid questions coming up. but first, a promise that would show you what happened with that rogue wedding dj. let's have a look . wedding dj. let's have a look. do not come do not come . do not come do not come. >> do not come . >> do not come. >>— >> do not come. >> i'm gonna come. >> i'm gonna come. >> so some confused faces at that wedding . that wedding. >> it was like the pavlovian reaction of that woman that where she hears a man say that she looks over her shoulder. so i know what her favourite position is. >> have you ever performed at a wedding, louis? >> is that a is that a song?

song? >> that's a song. >> that's a song. >> is that a song? >> is that a song? >> we call it a track now. nowadays remember, we're on at 8:00. >> this is not headliners. yeah leo said anything. >> we haven't said anything bad . >> we haven't said anything bad. >> we haven't said anything bad. >> okay. and who was the woman on the. on the bottom there? i couldn't tell. >> is that that's kamala harris. oh, that's kamala? she's oh, that's kamala? yeah. she's your lewis. good your vice president. lewis. good to keeping abreast of to see you're keeping abreast of current for long. >> not for long. >> not for long. >> not for long. >> not long. you're not >> not for long. you're not keeping current keeping abreast of current affairs long? i'm not. affairs for long? no, i'm not. >> have i ever performed at a wedding? i just. i think it's. i think it's a tragedy. weddings right. so i don't think. i don't think you should keep it. as are we talking about weddings in general or your ones in particular, weddings general. particular, weddings in general. it's basically step it's just basically one step closer divorcing the closer to a woman divorcing the guy man's not seeing guy and a man's not seeing his kids. don't kids. i don't know. >> why people have >> i don't know why people have comedians weddings because comedians at weddings because you sit through an hour of bonng you sit through an hour of boring then boring speeches. yeah. and then it talk it comes somewhere else to talk for another 20 minutes. yeah, like thing want. yeah. >> and the like , you've got >> and also the like, you've got to really sort of like, to perform really sort of like, sort doing tv. you've sort of like doing tv. you've got clean. but got to perform really clean. but it's toughest gig in it's also the toughest gig in the world because nobody's there

to . to watch. >> w- w— >> i mean, the best man's done his of the jokes his speech of all the best jokes off wikipedia whatever you off wikipedia or whatever you want, that well or want, compete with that well or you it's the last time you could say it's the last time that that the bride will that that that the bride will listen to a man who . listen to a man who. >> okay good to see you're not better. anyway, we're renaming culture corner covid corner this week because i want to know if covid conspiracy theories are becoming covid conspiracy facts. we were all told we were idiots when we questioned whether wearing face masks all the time was necessary. but now was really necessary. but now professor dame jenny harries tells us there is no proof face masks worked against covid. she's no dangerous crank. she is the uk health security agency boss and england's former deputy chief medical officer . and we chief medical officer. and we were laughed out of town when we said the virus might possibly be manmade. but now michael gove no less, is saying the exact same thing. okay. michael gove is a dangerous crank, but the point is still valid. suzy what do you make of these revelations ? make of these revelations? >> i'm not surprised, but i

think my covid, i don't know what you guys were like, but i was like the most dirtiest covid mask. it was like be in my coat. and i just have it out. and i just have to get it out. and i just have to get it out. and be like, oh god. think and i'd be like, oh god. i think it like i probably made it was like i probably made myself sick. it was just covered in dog hair rubbish, but is myself sick. it was just covered injust hair rubbish, but is myself sick. it was just covered injust mer rubbish, but is myself sick. it was just covered injust me beingrubbish, but is myself sick. it was just covered injust me being really1, but is myself sick. it was just covered injust me being really dirty?is it just me being really dirty? >> to go into >> no, i had to go into a supermarket and didn't have one and a bush and and i found one in a bush and put it on. it was just theatre. you had to wear it to in. it you had to wear it to get in. it is theatre. >> yeah, yeah, never >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i never wore all i did was wore covid mask. all i did was i would like whenever would go like this whenever i walked into a shop. i would go and they would go, okay. for people on the radio. >> lewis is gesticulating. >> lewis is gesticulating. >> he's not really sure what he meant. >> it's like it's like i don't need to maybe i can get away with it because i'm so old. yeah, well, that was the thing. >> i mean, you could just get out of wearing face mask by out of wearing a face mask by saying you're exempt, which is amazing. >> because you >> makes no sense because you have to stay at home. you have to stay at home. if you were vulnerable, go were vulnerable, you didn't go out but if you. if you out at all. but if you. if you was a lanyard to say was if you had a lanyard to say you was freaked out face you was freaked out by face mask, were allowed out, but

mask, you were allowed out, but you spreading and then you would be spreading and then i'm shouldn't i'm sorry, you shouldn't be allowed can't wear a allowed out if you can't wear a face mask. if we have to wear them, people have to wear them, if people have to wear them, if people have to wear them can't, then them and you can't, then you can't out. can't go out. >> it turns out, to >> but it turns out, to according dame harries, according dame jenny harries, that it was all covid that it was all it was all covid theatre, was a show. theatre, it was all a show. >> take issue with >> i've got to take issue with some the wording that. some of the wording of that. it's they covid it's not they weren't covid conspiracies. they were spoilers because through because they've all gone through absolutely thing absolutely the man. this thing about where originate about where did it originate from? kebabs. about where did it originate from’:kebabs. kebabs. about where did it originate from’:kebabs. did kebabs. about where did it originate from’:kebabs. did kebtget back kebabs. where did you get them? on the market them? oh, down on the market next to the disease factory of course, even if came from the course, even if it came from the back, in back must back, the virus in the back must have the lab. it's have come out of the lab. it's a bit a coincidence. yeah, but bit of a coincidence. yeah, but at the time, if you said that you like, you're a you was like, oh, you're a nutjob. it's like, nutjob. tinfoil hat. it's like, oh, come on. >> who are >> and the people who are quashing these conspiracy theories. so, example, lots theories. so, for example, lots of there's 26 scientists of i think there's 26 scientists signed and lancet, signed a letter and the lancet, which a reputable which used to be a reputable medical publication, saying that the was the covid lab leak theory was was a complete and was a complete nonsense and a fabrication and lie. and it fabrication and a lie. and it turned they were all turned out they were all receiving funding from the chinese they were chinese government and they were all coerced into into signing. >> she thought she was involved

in the funding of gain of in the funding of the gain of function research, wasn't it? in the funding of the gain of fun apparently. :h, wasn't it? in the funding of the gain of fun apparently. :h, vit's 't it? in the funding of the gain of fun apparently. :h, vit's just’ >> apparently. but it's just it's absolutely at this point they know where it came from. yeah, but like you said, go board it up. and the chair of this was like, well, this inquiry, he was like, well, that's it's like, that's divisive. it's like, well, could say that about well, you could say that about anything. political or anything. any political or brexit can't. too brexit or you can't. that's too divisive. what divisive. yeah, but that's what you're to the you're trying to get to the bottom it's bottom of it. and if it's a fact, i mean, what if facts aren't political, are they? the truth is the truth it should be. >> yeah. 1610, was >> yeah. yeah. in 1610, it was incredibly to say that incredibly divisive to say that the the sun the earth orbited the sun instead sun orbited the instead of the sun orbited the earth. heresy >> one step >> let's take it one step further, is covid never further, which is covid never really existed, period . not that really existed, period. not that it came out, not that it was bats or it came out. it's diversionary to blame china. the fact is, is that there's no such thing virus . thing as a virus. >> as louis, i swear you're. you're a deep state. glowy there's been. he's been planted here to make us look look like conspiracy theorists . i know. conspiracy theorists. i know. >> i'm making you seem. i'm making you seem reasonable because. because people aren't saying what i'm saying, which is

i don't think that viruses, i don't think that that viruses, that a thing that there is such a thing called viruses. there's bits of genetic material that's floating about. a virus? i about. but is that a virus? i don't think the bits of don't think so. the bits of genetic material that are floating around, i mean, you just dumfries. >> the swimming pool. yeah >> yeah, the swimming pool. yeah yeah. luckily it floats . yeah. yeah. luckily it floats. yeah. no it would. >> a flu went away, didn't it? >> a flu went away, didn't it? >> that was good that the flu sat back. yeah, the flu was like, oh yeah. you guys have got this. i'll just be on the sidelines when you need me. >> basically, all it was was >> so basically, all it was was the what the flu the flu. so that's what the flu is. is also made up. it's is. also is also made up. it's just now i've had the flu , i just now i've had the flu, i have covid and i've had the flu. >> and it was the same symptoms. >> and it was the same symptoms. >> no, i'm not saying you didn't get sick. but what did you get sick a vitamin deficiency sick from a vitamin d deficiency 7 sick from a vitamin d deficiency ? no. sick from a vitamin d deficiency ? n0. did sick from a vitamin d deficiency ? no. did get covid? ? no. did you get covid? >> i was i wasn't one of >> i mean, i was i wasn't one of these vaxxers. these staunch anti vaxxers. i just get it because i just didn't get it because i couldn't was couldn't be bothered. it was like 110 yards. i wasn't like it was 110 yards. i wasn't anti anti—vax in general . anti not anti—vax in general. >> anti until they >> i wasn't anti until they started, man talking about mandating then mandating it. yeah. and then i was like, i don't know about

that. they were, oh, that. and then they were, oh, you're right wing. like, you're right wing. i'm like, i don't think that's wing. don't think that's right wing. yeah i think that's opposite. >> are opposite. >> no, you are a right wing. >> no, you are a right wing. >> well, thing about left >> well, the thing about left wing you call yourself left wing is you call yourself left wing, but tell your wing, but people tell you your right are right wing, like people are like, wing. it's like, you're right wing. it's like, you're right wing. it's like, not. they're like, like, no, i'm not. they're like, yeah, you are. yeah. i right? yeah, you are. yeah. am i right? >> and when they started trying to force you to really coerce and force you to really coerce and force you to vaccine, i was like, to really coerce and force you t> you are allowed to work. mean. >> yeah, that's what i've got him on this is you. you him on though. this is you. you look picture my look like the picture in my attic. that's. i'm just attic. but that's. i'm just saying, look similar. that's saying, we look similar. that's

what i'm saying. >> on the saturday >> anyway, next on the saturday night a state in night show, down a state in america planning fat america is planning to ban fat phobia. ask my panel if phobia. i will ask my panel if we suit. will we should follow suit. i will also you what the public also show you what the public think. and it turns out the bbc's mania fact checking is bbc's mania for fact checking is really bbc's mania for fact checking is reainick gibb for mental from >> nick gibb for mental from this was year by this year. it was this year by who in the economist . yeah, but who in the economist. yeah, but by who? who was the only economist commissioned the research. >> all i've got to say. >> all i've got to say. >> was the person like >> but who was the person like the person you're referencing know size? know the shoe size? >> .

welcome back to the saturday night showdown. it's time for a curse on humanity. where? asked the public about the big issues of the day and they don't come much bigger than your average american. but this week, america's skinniest state, colorado, said that they were planning to ban fat phobia. so when it describes as weight based bullying , should it be based bullying, should it be outlawed? i would ask if the

colorado celebrated the colorado fatties celebrated the news with an all you can eat buffet mcdonald's don't buffet at mcdonald's but don't want arrest it anyway. want to risk arrest it anyway. meanwhile, the economist says that the overweight can't even get a fair shake at work. that the overweight can't even get a fair shake at work . they get a fair shake at work. they can probably get a milkshake with obese workers earning with the obese workers earning significantly than their significantly less than their counterparts maybe it just counterparts or maybe it just seems like less because they blow the lot down. pizza hut anyway, i went out and about earlier to see what the public made of these make of these weighty subjects . weighty subjects. >> the fat phobia should >> i think the fat phobia should be banned. >> i think the fat phobia should be theled. >> i think the fat phobia should be the fab four fab phobia, the >> the fab four fab phobia, the fat foot. the fat who. yeah, yeah. >> no way. if you're fat, you're fat. and look, guess what? 50s, fat. and look, guess what? 50s, fat. but guess what? it's not even a bad thing. fat. but guess what? it's not even a bad thing . oh, no. the even a bad thing. oh, no. the fatties . fatties. >> no. an obesity pay gap shouldn't exist, in my opinion . shouldn't exist, in my opinion. i think it should be down to you as a person. yeah, and you'll get up and go to attitude wherever there's a synergy between the both. it's a different question. >> any form of discrimination is awful. yeah, absolutely not. awful. so, yeah, absolutely not. >> some people just not it's not

their fault. you know, maybe it's they inherited from their parents. >> people who were overweight might not be in the class where they the right food they can afford the right food and value to eat and nutritional value to eat well, which is true. we all we all work in a good job where the point is a good. that's a good point. can't eat actually point. you can't eat actually healthy. have to get healthy. you might have to get processed it's really processed food. it's really cheap. and the government have made to make. made it really cheap to make. i think it's about being fit and looking the right? looking good for the job right? >> think it's not >> right. so you think it's not just how quickly can just about how quickly you can do but it's also about do the job, but it's also about how appear? i think so. how you appear? i think so. >> a suit or >> it's like wearing a suit or wearing a bit less of a suit, i suppose. >> yeah. i guess it's all about people's perception. are you surprised to learn that the obesity pay gap is so large ? obesity pay gap is so large? >> no, not which is sad. >> no, not which is sad. >> yeah , very sad that i should >> yeah, very sad that i should be surprised. >> but no, i'm not. >>— >> but no, i'm not. >> what is the definition of fat phobia? >> so discrimination against somebody because they're fat. >> that be banned. yeah. >> think should be like >> you think it should be like fear people. so that's fear of fat people. so that's what the public think.

>> i'll get the thoughts of my panelin >> i'll get the thoughts of my panel in a moment. you may think my about americans my comments about americans were just were a little harsh, just now were a little harsh, but commitment being but their commitment to being fat quite impressive. fat is really quite impressive. check clip of a check out this clip of a guy asking for some food even after he's been shot. good you're cooking . what cooking. what >> there's still got to eat . you >> there's still got to eat. you should go to a hospital . honey, should go to a hospital. honey, you're cooking, bro. should go to a hospital. honey, you're cooking , bro. where are you're cooking, bro. where are you're cooking, bro. where are you calling from ? you calling from? >> buy some committed to getting a sandwich. he ends that video by saying that hospital food is nasty . louis, you like defending nasty. louis, you like defending the oppressed ? is it time to ban the oppressed? is it time to ban fat phobia ? oh, no. fat phobia? oh, no. >> yeah . no, i mean, because >> yeah. no, i mean, because there's a million reasons why people make more money in jobs. being tall, all is probably the number one indicator of making more money in a job. really? yeah tall people make more. up to six foot, six inches tall. that's truth to that. being good looking , that's truth to that. being good looking, being looking. looking, being good looking. people good looking. make people are good looking. make way more money ugly people way more money than ugly people being well dressed make more

money. people being . you'd have money. people being. you'd have to there and you'd have to, to sit there and you'd have to, like, check every single reason why people are making more money. >> yeah. i mean, what does it mean? i mean, it doesn't mean to people role. they people in the same role. they don't and work out don't weigh you and work out your based on that. does your salary based on that. does it as a sort of like it mean as a as a sort of like demographic, larger people seem to paid less? to get paid less? >> economists looked >> yes. the economists looked at people no people and there's no there's no obesity in the obesity pay gap in the in working class. people yeah, but for more educated , the higher for more educated, the higher educated you are, the more of an obesity gap. there is. obesity pay gap. there is. >> and that just means that obese people aren't getting those jobs is that way round isn't it? those jobs is that way round isn'possibly, yeah. i think it's. >> possibly, yeah. i think it's. >> possibly, yeah. i think it's. >> what is an interview? a job interview is discriminatory process or whatever. you go through a criteria. 100 people process or whatever. you go thrforh a criteria. 100 people process or whatever. you go thrfor a a criteria. 100 people process or whatever. you go thrfor a job, teria. 100 people process or whatever. you go thrfor a job, 99 a. 100 people process or whatever. you go thrfor a job, 99 people )eople process or whatever. you go thrfor a job, 99 people don'te go for a job, 99 people don't get would on get it. they would just on something and i suppose obesity is kind of might be i don't know, might as know, someone might see that as a that someone's a visual cue that someone's lacks of i don't so lacks a bit of i don't know. so would you call it? you could just. >> well, you know, they might not might have much discipline. >> they might be more ill disciplined than someone who

looks different. but i'm not saying something looks different. but i'm not sayingjudged something looks different. but i'm not sayingjudged stam�*thing that's judged on, but i am actually most actually from the most marginalised in the marginalised people in the workplace. s about time workplace. s and it's about time someone and we someone i'm a lazy person and we definitely earn the least and i've loads of jobs for i've lost loads of jobs for being about time being lazy and it's about time that are we going to stop that where are we going to stop with yeah going to have with it? yeah we going to have a beast. mean, and lazy beast. jockeys. i mean, and lazy people be, be people should be, should be allowed the paralympics allowed to enter the paralympics because i mean you're not going to be able to train. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> can i just say this? i do not think susie should be allowed to comment on this. really? because she's so slender. >> okay. well, i'm to ask susie. >> i was more interested in the first question. should we ban the because that new the fab four? because that new beatle was well, beatle song was rubbish. well, let was good. let us say it was good. >> there's of them >> there's not four of them anymore, they've already been >> there's not four of them anymorein they've already been >> there's not four of them anymorein one.3y've already been banned in one. >> then we should definitely ban the making the remaining two from making any songs. the remaining two from making anyyeah, songs. the remaining two from making anyyeah, but gs. the remaining two from making anyyeah, but do you think do you >> yeah, but do you think do you think fat phobia is an excuse? we've discriminated against being discriminated against based immutable based on immutable characteristics. know, characteristics. but you know, being that's a being a beast, that's more of a sort of choice. >> i don't think it's >> no, i don't think it's a choice because i know people that obese because of health that are obese because of health issues. not

issues. so but yeah, they're not always but that is the always but it is but that is the thing you've got. >> you've understand >> you've got to understand how you world. and if you look to the world. and if you look to the world. and if you go for job or they're you do go for a job or they're going to judge you on. >> that got me was >> the thing that got me was cliff, richard, richard cliff, richard, cliff, richard saying he didn't want to meet elvis was elvis because elvis was overweight. >> and thought, >> and i thought, richard, i just have just thought elvis must have been eating those and eating those day just to those burgers all day just to not richard. that's not meet cliff richard. that's what have what i would have done. >> well, our almost up, >> well, our time is almost up, but be silly to go but you'd be silly to go elsewhere the brilliant elsewhere because the brilliant mark what have mark dolan is up next. what have you the show, mark? you got on the show, mark? >> well, listen, we're going to talk race scandal. >> we detect the hand of >> do we detect the hand of harry meghan? harry and meghan? >> i'll be dealing with the sussexes at 1030 in my take at ten. >> plus the university that's making everyone go vegan in the war on meat has got to stop. >> if you think you're getting any of my steaks, you can bugger off. >> it sounds brilliant. mark and also stay tuned for headlines , also stay tuned for headlines, which is on after mark's show, which is on after mark's show, which is on after mark's show, which is three comedians going through tomorrow's news. so thanks to my brilliant panel tonight. we've got susie kennedy, pants and louis kennedy, justin pants and louis

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as well, where we could see up to ten centimetres through sunday morning. another chilly night perhaps night across the uk. but perhaps just across just a touch milder across the very south. a milder very far south. so a milder start across the south, but a much cloudier and showery picture . two showers continue to picture. two showers continue to pushin picture. two showers continue to push in from the west. and with those cold temperatures, perhaps bringing some icy stretches through for through sunday morning. and for scotland, will be scotland, though, it will be a much drier and brighter day. plenty blue sky plenty of sunshine and blue sky around the afternoon, around into the afternoon, but still cool and cold still feeling cool and cold despite that sunshine minus one in some places. further despite that sunshine minus one in some places . further south, in some places. further south, a milder picture, but a little bit windier, too, with winds coming up from the south—west monday starts a wet picture for many with hill snow across parts of wales the south of the wales into the south of the pennines as well. but will pennines as well. but that will eventually clear way eventually clear its way south and go through and eastwards as we go through the day on monday, further north across scotland, northern england, picture, plenty england, a drier picture, plenty of but that of sunshine around, but that rain and cloud slowly clearing its way and eastwards its way south and eastwards through leaving drier through monday, leaving a drier and colder day for and brighter but colder day for many on tuesday and wednesday , a many on tuesday and wednesday, a brighter with boxt solar brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news

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beatles, the rolling stones and elton. do the young generation of musicians match up to these icons in the big story is the cop 28 environmental summit a load of hot air? i'll be asking eco campaigner and celebrity dad stanley johnson . and it might stanley johnson. and it might take a turn. looking forward to this. my first on air reaction to the shocking royal race. wow. you won't want to miss it. so two hours of big opinion, big debate and big entertainment along the way. a really busy show . i'll be dealing with the show. i'll be dealing with the vegans after the news headlines with the red blooded ray addison i >> -- >> thanks -_ >> thanks , em >> thanks , mark. good evening. >> thanks, mark. good evening. our top stories tonight , cumbria our top stories tonight, cumbria police have declared a major incident due to heavy snow . incident due to heavy snow. vehicles are stuck in traffic and they're urging the public

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