there, cleverly is talking about there, even if he manages to cut it by the amount that just said, the amount that he's just said, and doubt that given their and i doubt that given their track record even then, migration would be around double the level that it was in december 2019, when they told us it was going, they were going to cut it. >> steve reed now a british israeli teenager, has been killed in gaza while fighting for the israel defence forces . for the israel defence forces. 19 year old binyamin needham died yesterday after only being in the gaza strip for two days. he was killed in action. the idf promoted him to the rank of sergeant after his death and israeli media said he was born in england but moved to israel with his family when he was eight years old. mps were voting in the house of commons tonight . in the house of commons tonight. and 246 to 242 voted in favour of establishing a new body to help compensate infected blood victims. a cheer rang out as the government was narrowly defeated by just four votes to help

thousands of people who contracted hiv and hepatitis . contracted hiv and hepatitis. having been given contaminated blood products in the 70s and 80s, the department of health said it was sympathetic to the strength of feeling on the matter, but weighed up that it wouldn't be right to pre—empt the findings of the ongoing inquiry into the infected blood scandal . the president of the scandal. the president of the cop 28 climate summit being held in dubai , says he's surprised by in dubai, says he's surprised by reports suggesting that he denied a key aspect of climate science. sultan al jaber was criticised in november after he said there was no scientific bafis said there was no scientific basis for limiting a rise in global temperatures to 1.5. he speaking at the summit earlier, he said his comments were taken out of context in an attempt to undermine the aim of the conference and lastly, the uk's only giant pandas are on their way to china right now after spending 12 years in scotland . spending 12 years in scotland. edinburgh zoo's star attractions

yang guang and tian tian also known as sunshine and sweetie came to edinburgh zoo in 2011. it was hoped they'd breed while they were at the zoo , but they they were at the zoo, but they didn't produce a cub . sadly, didn't produce a cub. sadly, visitors were given a final chance to say goodbye to the bears. on thursday . this is gb bears. on thursday. this is gb news across the uk on tv , in news across the uk on tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying, play gb news. this is britain's news channel . news channel. hello and welcome to headlines as always. >> slightly shocked to see my face for the first time up on a screen. this is your first look at tuesday's newspapers. i'm simon evans. tonight my panel is made up . there are no it's not made up. there are no it's not just made up. it does exist. it's the acclaimed comedian josh

howie feeling pressure now, an acclaimed , acclaimed? i'm not acclaimed, acclaimed? i'm not sure by whom ? sure by whom? >> someone's acclaimed me. someone, somewhere , some sort of someone, somewhere, some sort of jewish group that was acclaimed. >> jesus off. >> jesus off. >> tonight, i was nominated for an award once. yeah? were you? >> which one? >> which one? >> when do i get into bbc radio? >> when do i get into bbc radio? >> you pipe down talking to explain to keith for my radio sitcom. that's very good. you know what? i've come second so many never won an many times. i've never won an award. being acclaimed? award. is that being acclaimed? come it's fine. come second? i think it's fine. nick getting itchy . he nick dixon is getting itchy. he wants to. >> i mean, it's just you can't just not introduce a second guest for, like, five minutes. >> acclaimed. you >> you're not acclaimed. you know, this the know, it's like this is just the way we you in. way we bring you in. >> i'm amazed that you still are alarmed at your own face. you're like that bear saw itself on a mirror woods. mirror in the woods. >> sometimes i don't know >> just sometimes i don't know whether wearing red tie. whether it's wearing a red tie. it bring the flush to it seems to bring the flush to my the red background as my cheeks. the red background as well. i'm sure it's the red tie, not lunch, not the not the not the lunch, not the not the second bottle port. anyway, second bottle of port. anyway, let's look at those front let's have a look at those front pages. the times five point plan let's have a look at those front pacut the times five point plan let's have a look at those front pacut migration.; five point plan let's have a look at those front pacut migration. ian,e point plan let's have a look at those front

pacut migration. ian, goodt plan let's have a look at those front pacut migration. ian, good luckn to cut migration. ian, good luck with that. you see, she gets away with a background. she away with a red background. she doesn't oh, doesn't look flushed. oh, the telegraph to telegraph migrate kerbs to cut arrivals quarter. the arrivals by quarter. the guardian sellafield nuclear site hacked by groups linked to russia and china. the daily express tougher rules will slash migration by 300,000 seem to be some disagreement about exactly how many is going to get involved. the i news pollute if you want to toothless sewage watchdog there is an image for you to conjure with fake is to visit 90% of toxic spills and finally the daily star with their boffin news of the day an nasty case of the asteroids. those were your front pages . so those were your front pages. so starting with tuesday's telegraph. josh, what are they leading with before ? leading with before? >> do the leading. there's a james bond story there about hamas traders made millions shorting israel, which is kind of the plot from casino royale,

where they were like deliberately doing a terrorist attack on the plane that's in the movie . and then the idea was the movie. and then the idea was there was going to they were going to short it. a lot of people think that happened with brexit as well. >> i know somebody shorted >> i know somebody who shorted the pound the day before and made lot money and was made a lot of money and was consequently ostracised at school. he was a school dad, but he made a load of money. yeah, they were like, we know you're, you know, well, so these guys are hamas. >> seems like they made about $100 million for betting against the shares. and but i'm the tel aviv shares. and but i'm sure that they'll get to spend that money anyway . okay. moving that money anyway. okay. moving on to migrant kerbs to cut arrivals by quarter. so this is cleverly our new home secretary he's basically going to implement everything that our last home secretary was going to do and supposedly got fired for. yes, but yeah , rhetoric slightly yes, but yeah, rhetoric slightly toned down. and there are some sensible things here. they're

trying to he's trying to cut the migration by 300,000. one of the things would be that it's going to scrap up overseas staff. there's they can get paid less 20% less. so it's going to be not for the nhs or care workers because we need them and we'll collapse without them, but for other companies they'll have to actually start paying british people for the money that they should get, you know, well , should get, you know, well, either that or possibly we could move all the people that require care into like just one county and sort of have a separate like, do you know what, like a double border? wales yeah , wales double border? wales yeah, wales would be a good start wouldn't it. >> yeah. yeah. and then that could be sort of a different, that could have a different set of or whatever. if you of rules or whatever. if you wanted into that, i'm up wanted to get into that, i'm up for it. they kind of basically tear the country all the way up. well according logan's run, well according like logan's run, stylee that was in logan? >> well, just basically anyone over 30. >> yeah, but it was just it >> yeah, but it was just like it wasn't of a syria. it was wasn't sort of a syria. it was like a heptarchy, it? i'm like a heptarchy, was it? i'm talking wessex, sussex,

talking about wessex, sussex, mersea, and. and mersea, you know, and. and each one has different set one has a different set of immigration okay immigration requirements. okay this could be the future. >> yeah. okay >> yeah. okay >> spitballing, but i get >> just spitballing, but i get bored the same. enough. bored of the same. fair enough. from the government all the time. it seems like they're actually something. actually going to do something. >> people are >> they certainly the people are saying they're saying that they're sort of scared the right of the scared of the right wing of the party and they kind of i think the tories seeing long the tories are seeing long migration, particularly as way migration, particularly as a way to divide themselves away from laboun >> well, as a correspondent says, kevin mckenzie was saying on the previous program , you on the previous program, you know, reform party know, the reform party is looking to sponge up looking likely to sponge up quite of conservative quite a lot of conservative votes. you think, nick? votes. what do you think, nick? is late them? is it too late for them? >> yeah, too little, too >> yeah, it's too little, too late. i mean, it's another five point plan. we've already had one those. hasn't even one of those. it hasn't even been it's been implemented yet and it's still over. i mean, if you talk about cutting net migration to 300,000, was 745,000. >> so that's still massive. >> so that's still massive. >> over 400 k. >> still be over 400 k. >> still be over 400 k. >> the thing is important. >> the visa thing is important. >> the visa thing is important. >> there was this visa scam where you could just get your fifth do some fifth cousin in and do some dodgy course is important. dodgy course that is important. >> minimum salary thing is

>> the minimum salary thing is quite minor because it's going up from 26,200 to 38,700, but bear mind, 26,000in 2019 is bear in mind, 26,000in 2019 is 34,000. today with inflation basically. >> so that is true. >> so that is true. >> there was a woman on twitter today who was complaining she's got to graduate like her master's degrees or phds or something and is still not going to still earning to be allowed to still earning 38 that . on the one hand, you 38 k that. on the one hand, you feel harsh obviously feel that's harsh and obviously there's sympathy for there's a degree of sympathy for it, but there is this kind of suspicion that some people are just long in just spending too long in college getting college and not just getting out there some money. there and earning some money. you've two master's you've got to two master's degrees. you should be able to earn 30 degree of sympathy earn 30 8ka degree of sympathy is only degree he doesn't is the only degree he doesn't have. good. yeah, it's have. that's good. yeah, it's very indeed. the guardian very good indeed. the guardian is hands smashing it is in your hands smashing it would better if i would have been even better if i could done it three beats ago. >> i'd have been so good. >> i'd have been so good. >> so the guardian have gone with nuclear site with sellafield nuclear site hacked groups linked hacked by groups linked to russia china. russia and china. >> cowards won't dare >> the cowards won't dare come at cumbria conventional weapons. >> using cyber. >> so they're using cyber. >> so they're using cyber. >> would at my >> they would never come at my people with swords and so people just with swords and so this is quite dangerous because sellafield this malware sellafield has this malware malware. been malware. sorry that's been removed, it's kind of like

removed, but it's kind of like sellafield don't know what sellafield don't even know what they because there's they don't know because there's been to inform nuclear been a failure to inform nuclear regulators . so the regulators for years. so the extent data loss is hard to extent of data loss is hard to actually because sellafield actually know because sellafield haven't of haven't been keeping track of it. that's the accusation anyway. been anyway. yeah. and they've been accused workplace accused of a toxic workplace culture sheffield. that's culture at sheffield. that's their isn't it? i mean, theirjob, isn't it? i mean, what's wrong with that? >> a little pun , but >> so that's a little pun, but yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you grow up in the shadow of sellafield. >> yeah. literally and metaphorically. >> yeah. with that drinking water. far enough away from >> now it's far enough away from it, but is a big deal in it, but it is a big deal in cumbria. obviously it was the only so many jobs have. only so many jobs we have. >> the your sixth >> show the audience your sixth toe. you? toe. how dare you? >> but there have been consistent cyber security issues. sellafield, of issues. however sellafield, of course, it. they're issues. however sellafield, of course,we it. they're issues. however sellafield, of course,we have it. they're issues. however sellafield, of course,we have no it. they're issues. however sellafield, of course,we have no records y're issues. however sellafield, of course,we have no records ore saying we have no records or evidence to suggest that sellafield has been successful, attacked. the attacked. but then again, the accusation record accusation is that record keeping is terrible. maybe keeping is terrible. so maybe they wouldn't. >> the question is >> i suppose the question is what might do with it if what they might do with it if they're the russians or they're just if the russians or chinese know chinese just want to know exactly going on, that's exactly what's going on, that's a worrying. but it's a little bit worrying. but it's not, it's not the end not, you know, it's not the end of world necessarily. it of the world necessarily. it depends. the

depends. i suppose, is the question whether or not they could use that information to actually breach actually sort of breach security and stuff. actually sort of breach security ancyeah, well, it's got the >> yeah, well, it's got the world's largest plutonium stockpile. yeah so it's the world's largest. yeah >> a disney world. >> and there's 11,000 people working there, there's a lot working there, so there's a lot of and out. of in and out. >> there's also the >> and there's also the connection i it's not connection i assume it's not random. it's not random. i assume it's not coincidence that there's a large submarine there as well, submarine port there as well, isn't barrow as well, has isn't there? barrow as well, has a big submarine. know a big submarine. do you know about a big submarine. do you know aboyeah. the sailors it's >> yeah. when the sailors it's been a long time since i went back. >> i mean. >> i mean. >> that's the other thing. >> well that's the other thing. if you go, if you're trying to get over my airbnb barrow in get over my airbnb in barrow in furness like five times the furness is like five times the price should be, you price it is. it should be, you know, given where it is geographically. how dare you. 90, your information is 90, 90% of your information is from around the uk. 90, 90% of your information is frorexactly. around the uk. 90, 90% of your information is frorexactly. itiround the uk. 90, 90% of your information is frorexactly. it isund the uk. 90, 90% of your information is frorexactly. it is service uk. >> exactly. it is service stations airbnb. stations and airbnb. >> travel lodge the >> this travel lodge is the trend. what could be explaining >> this travel lodge is the trend.anyway,)uld be explaining >> this travel lodge is the trend.anyway, let's)e explaining >> this travel lodge is the trend.anyway, let's move laining >> this travel lodge is the trend.anyway, let's move on|ing >> this travel lodge is the trend.anyway, let's move on the that? anyway, let's move on the ijosh that? anyway, let's move on the i josh pollute if you want to toothless sewage watchdog watchdog fails to visit 90% of toxic spills . toxic spills. >> these are are ridiculous water companies that have

basically taken billions from this country and not invested it in in in fixing the system which is what they're meant to do reinvesting it. and so it seems like the water watchdog didn't turn up to 90% of toxic spills through the last year, including and they only went to 35% of the most serious of the incidents. so it's like, what are you doing? it's like that's actually dropped down since covid. so, i mean, so this is the government agency who are who are required to make sure that the private sector which is actually running the place. >> yeah. and they're just completely failing. >> just totally failing. and the suspicion of corruption or what is it? >> laziness ? >> laziness? >> laziness? >> it doesn't go into why it's happened, but the fact that it seems over the last two years seems to over the last two years in particular become a much more sort newsworthy item . yeah, a sort of newsworthy item. yeah, a lot. the campaigners are lot. all the campaigners are really getting it back really on it and getting it back into the news consistently, isn't it? >> it's the undertones that's what's. he's made the what's. yeah. he's made the difference. and know difference. well, and you know why it's fly fishing.

>> is that what is? i thought >> is that what it is? i thought it surfing whatever. it was surfing or whatever. no fish. fly fishing. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> well there it is. fishing. don't mess with the fly fishermen women it's fishermen or women there. it's true. but fact that true. but. but the fact that they. it's actually got worse since campaign has begun is since this campaign has begun is incredible. with the attention that's gone on it. >> well, you help but >> well, you can't help but wonder whether a culture of laziness or whatever you want to call it, just indifference to doing job has has been doing the job has been has been allowed unremarked . allowed to develop unremarked. thatis allowed to develop unremarked. that is human nature, i guess, isn't it? there aren't enough isn't it? if there aren't enough incentives agency incentives in the agency to monitor the profit incentive is obviously there to not do your job properly. yeah >> i mean, yeah. well, when i said they failed to visit 90% of toxic water spills, you're like, you had one job is to look at sewage. the other thing i like is it says including more than 60% of the most serious incidents i can reveal in like can that's the great can you and that's the great thing about the i paper. that's all i had there they have but have that to them. have that available to them. >> think if anything >> i still think if anything should nationalise and should be nationalise and renationalised, it's the be the water well and the rail and the

rail. yeah. anything where you can't. fergal sharkey can't can't. fergal sharkey i can't have competition disaster, be have competition disaster, to be honest, whole point honest, because the whole point is to have is you're meant to have competition they go, yes, competition and they go, yes, but there's no competition to taps going to choose. taps and you're going to choose. yeah, so yeah, well, exactly. so it doesn't work. >> no, no, absolutely right. daily star finally. >> a nasty of the >> yes. it's a nasty case of the asteroids, which i think is a pun on haemorrhoids. it's pun on haemorrhoids. but it's a is it? it's a very, very is that it? it's a very, very loose pun. and very loose bottom say loose say a loose plan. >> so nasa boffins and boffins now they've introduced boffin s's they've really sort s's because they've really sort of the boffins bonnets. of mastered the boffins bonnets. is that. >> well, you can write in. they haven't got much else to do. i'm sure they'll read it. and it's they're saying that 20,000 asteroids could destroy the earth. the boffins and earth. and so the boffins and boffins boffins is are boffins and boffins is are keeping eye them on non keeping an eye on them on non binary they've also gone binary boffins they've also gone political they've political again as well they've got picture rishi sunak and got a picture of rishi sunak and they're saying he's even worse than they're saying he's even worse tha worse than the lettuce. the >> worse than the lettuce. the 20,000 asteroids. like an 20,000 asteroids. sounds like an update the news story that update of the news story that john inspired to john lennon was inspired to write in the life. write a day in the life. remember that? no. 6000 holes in blackburn, now blackburn, lancashire. yes. now they them now

they have to count them all. now they have to count them all. now they many holes to be in. >> i'm just hip hop, 90s. hip hop, that's all. i'm very sorry. >> that's for part one. >> that's it for part one. coming in part two, bbc coming up in part two, bbc budgets have been hacked. quantum computing is wack. we will itself will hope it will sort itself out

>> you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> and welcome back to headliners. i'm simon evans, still joined by josh howie and nick dixon. so nick telegraph have news that might elicit a degree of schadenfreude from a rival station. but do we really want a corner cutting national broadcaster , i suppose, or do we broadcaster, i suppose, or do we even want one? >> so yeah, it's deeper. cuts loom at bbc is sunak prepares to block licence fee increase. it was going to go up from almost four by almost £15 to £173. 30in april. he's saying no , no. and april. he's saying no, no. and the bbc have had to broadcast 1000 fewer hours of new tv shows. this year. so that's a

good thing because it's less of their propaganda. >> i mean, do you do you genuinely dislike them as an entity? you? i like them. entity? would you? i like them. i think it's a good thing for the country as a whole. i'm probably a bit of outlier probably a bit of an outlier at gb would love them to do their >> i would love them to do their job and be great. and i know people there who work very hard and impartial and they try and be impartial and they try and be impartial and then get undermined by and then they get undermined by idiots like gary lineker. i want the bbc be great, but they're the bbc to be great, but they're not they terrible not anymore. they were terrible on they've been they on israel. they've been they were biased brexit. were obviously biased on brexit. they no one takes bbc verify seriously. absolute joke. >> @ true. they has been a, >> that's true. they has been a, i think a significant misstep disaster. >> they completely woke >> they they're completely woke on arts programming. i just on arts programming. so i just yeah, the bbc could done yeah, if the bbc could have done their would have been their job, that would have been great it would been great and it would have been hard because in such hard because we're in such a polarised time be polarised time to be truly neutral. would in a very neutral. it would be in a very difficult task, which they completely but completely failed at. but if they're do it, they're not going to do it, which they're obviously not, then justify the then they can't justify the licence fee. >> something on twitter >> i saw something on twitter yesterday, guy yesterday, josh, which a guy called i think called john elliott, who i think is editor at the new is deputy editor at the new statesman, something like that, laughing of gb laughing at darren grimes of gb news being annoyed that

news for being annoyed that doctor was doctor who was being ridiculously again cast ridiculously woke again had cast an indian man as isaac newton and suggesting doctor an indian man as isaac newton and gay suggesting doctor an indian man as isaac newton and gay andgesting doctor an indian man as isaac newton and gay andgestingwas doctor an indian man as isaac newton and gay andgestingwas going, was gay and elijah was going, don't you get it? we're enjoying it. we're trolling. you that's the to troll. and the whole point is to troll. and i thinking, yes, that is the i was thinking, yes, that is the point. we understand. point. we do understand. and that why he's that and that is why he's annoyed are going to lose. annoyed you are going to lose. yeah. you the yeah. what you know, the consensus that need to consensus that you need to remain funded instead of focusing just good focusing on just making good stories like last the week stories like the last the week before there was all this stuff about non—binary aliens and it totally itself and went up totally lost itself and went up its because it was like the alien >> because it was like the alien and it just broke its own and then it just broke its own rules. like you've got to respect the pronouns of this auen respect the pronouns of this alien then another alien alien and then another alien turns then they totally turns up and then they totally break rule and start break that rule and start referring to another referring it to as another thing. stuff, thing. so all of this stuff, it's you're using legacy it's when you're using legacy programming, it's when you're using legacy programmirand so it's going up absolutely. and so it's going up there talking about it. if they were go by inflation, it were to go by inflation, it would got £15 to £174. that's a lot of money. and i think that the other thing is now the reason why can start reason why people can start seeing this model seeing the end of this model financing for the bbc is because a lot of us have subscription

services, we'll pay for services, so we'll pay for disney, or whatever for. disney, netflix or whatever for. and the thing is, we have a choice with those. and if we don't, if they start putting out rubbish programmes like netflix has recently or they go has done recently or they go super duper woke in their programming, you go, know programming, you go, you know what? cut it off what? i'm going to cut it off and we don't that option here. >> we don't. and i mean, a few years ago i would have said i would have defended it for various reasons, such as it's great, there's no advertising because limits much because that limits how much advertising know. but advertising other, you know. but now it on catch up now we will watch it on catch up anyway. just fast anyway. and you just fast forward advertising, forward through the advertising, you got you know, then you've got the internal culture. >> i mean, you have that guy saying white people caused saying that white people caused him problems. yeah him mental health problems. yeah you just overtly racist you can just be overtly racist and penalty. and have and face no penalty. and we have to pay that. to pay for that. >> how much this money are >> how much of this money are they spending stonewall they spending on stonewall on diversity schemes? and as nick says, getting value for says, are we getting value for money? come here money? now, i've come in here when started at gb news very, when i started at gb news very, very worked for very pro bbc. i've worked for the in many it is a the bbc and in many ways it is a wonderful organisation, they wonderful organisation, but they are doing when are not doing their job. when was great comedy show

was the last great comedy show that came out? it yours ? that came out? it was yours? yeah, that came out? it was yours? yeathat was the time . only >> that was the last time. only the one. it's almost as if. the last one. it's almost as if. it's almost as if you changed your opinion based who's your opinion based on who's employing your opinion based on who's em it)ying your opinion based on who's em it totally is. i being >> it totally is. i love being at gb news guardian now slash bbc keir starmer is getting all excited about that time. >> jim fixed for him to sit >> jim fixed it for him to sit in the cockpit. yeah >> so yeah, spending is >> so yeah, public spending is not the only lever labour can pull, says starmer. so essentially if and when they come into power, he's basically saying, finances are saying, we're our finances are all messed up. yeah, so but money is not the only way that they can make improve payments. and one of them to sure and one of them is to make sure that we good value for money that we get good value for money out our institute loans and out of our institute loans and whatnot, and that makes total sense . sense. >> is that not always what i mean ? i understand. and the mean? i understand. and the tories, that's what they always say, isn't it? when they're coming in, they'll be productivity, i think. >> but this is the >> he said. but this is the first labour's sort of first time labour's sort of really that element first time labour's sort of retthings. that element first time labour's sort of retthings. labour that element first time labour's sort of retthings. labour normally�*nent first time labour's sort of retthings. labour normally would of things. labour normally would come bring us in, come in and say, bring us in, we're to spend much we're going to spend this much more the nhs, this much more more on the nhs, this much more on education and those things

are needed terms of inflation are needed in terms of inflation and increase of population are needed in terms of inflation and whatnot.ase of population are needed in terms of inflation and whatnot.ase notopulation are needed in terms of inflation and whatnot.ase not they |tion are needed in terms of inflation and whatnot.ase not they don't and whatnot. it's not they don't need but he's also need more money. but he's also being honest and saying, we don't we're not going to just magically have all this money. and also need to make sure and so we also need to make sure that we improve these organisations, arguably organisations, which arguably could improvement. organisations, which arguably couthey improvement. organisations, which arguably couthey certainly improvement. organisations, which arguably couthey certainly imprand nent. >> they certainly could. and i think it's embarrassing for the tories that is plausibly tories that labour is plausibly saying in saying we're going to come in on. one thing we're going to do is planning laws is overhaul the planning laws which the which will improve the efficiency and the productivity of country. well, is of the country. well, that is something that should be that should have been done 13 years ago. i mean, it's funny >> yeah. i mean, it's funny because he was praising thatcher the other now he's saying the other day. now he's saying growth now growth is everything. now he sounds truss. now he's sounds like liz truss. now he's moved the thatcher moved to on the thatcher imitators he's imitators and yeah, i mean he's trying to all things to all trying to be all things to all people, but it is quite strange for labour to be talking about austerity and being against spending, just spending, but isn't he just priming the realistic priming people for the realistic factor have money factor that we don't have money and the country's struggling, but an admirable quality. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> i mean, we have huge debt and the interest rates on it have gone up. that is that is gone up. and that is that is absolutely brutal. >> but you can say

>> yeah, but you can say anything at this point, can't you, seem to you, starmer and you seem to even some. i'm kind even like some. i'm kind of surprised though, he's surprised though, because he's not do any policy as not going to do any policy as you or want. well i think you like or want. well i think well, think let's just get him well, i think let's just get him in see. in and let's see. >> i think to be honest, even if you're and i am probably, you know, my of hearts, know, in my heart of hearts, there are certain kinds of tory government that i don't particularly this one. particularly like this one. but broadly speaking, i would probably tory probably be a natural tory voter. they desperately probably be a natural tory voter.a they desperately probably be a natural tory voter.a tiny desperately probably be a natural tory voter.a tin oppositionzly probably be a natural tory voter.a tin opposition to need a period in opposition to sort themselves out. >> yeah, it's just labour sort themselves out. >> goingit's just labour sort themselves out. >> going to just labour sort themselves out. >> going to be st labour sort themselves out. >> going to be st ithatjr sort themselves out. >> going to best ithat it's are going to be so bad that it's just going to get better. all right. farage comes right. because then farage comes in tony blair in 2022 that before tony blair came said labour in 2022 that before tony blair cam going said labour in 2022 that before tony blair cam going to said labour in 2022 that before tony blair cam going to be said labour in 2022 that before tony blair cam going to be so said labour in 2022 that before tony blair cam going to be so bad aid labour in 2022 that before tony blair cam going to be so bad and.abour was going to be so bad and people and it was awful destroyed the country. no, it wasn't. >> it made we a golden we >> it made we had a golden we had golden era. had a golden era. >> better. i'm sure you >> got better. i'm sure you remember the nick football remember the tune nick football news and remember the tune nick football nev1world's and remember the tune nick football nev1world's richest and remember the tune nick football nev1world's richest league and remember the tune nick football nev1world's richest league justd remember the tune nick football nev1richer.s richest league justd got richer. >> yeah. premier league announced new 6.7 billion tv announced new 6.7 billion uk tv rights amazon rights package with amazon completely and completely shut out and every match the saturday 3 match outside of the saturday 3 pm. live. p.m. blackout shown live. i don't understand don't really understand the 3 pm. blackout. it's a bit p.m. blackout. it's a bit communist, isn't it? mean, communist, isn't it? i mean, you want actual games?

>> maybe, but what is the 3 pm? i don't even know. >> you don't show any of the game. at 3 pm. game. if a game's on at 3 pm. on saturday, no one's allowed to show it on telly. till when? later they don't ever later in. well, they don't ever show full game. show show the full game. they show highlights later. yeah. yeah yeah. i've never understood any of amazon of this because. so so amazon have they have shut out of it because they got when got a discount when they originally got it. apparently they're struggling for a few quid. don't to the quid. they don't want to pay the full not going full price, so they're not going to of it. to have any of it. >> that money away on the >> threw that money away on the fings >> threw that money away on the rings was it. which is what bt >> that was it. which is what bt were i've just were called. and i've just stopped getting annoyingly i'm going sky going to have 52 matches. sky is going to have 52 matches. sky is going sorry going to have 52 matches. sky is goiitnt sorry going to have 52 matches. sky is goiitnt is sorry going to have 52 matches. sky is goiitnt is what sorry going to have 52 matches. sky is goiitnt is what btsorry going to have 52 matches. sky is goiitnt is what bt sport was. >> tnt is what bt sport was. yeah, right. but. but yeah, we're teach. we're here to teach. >> you know, what i don't >> but you know, what i don't get is you're trying to get a game and like australia and america have america always seem to have it and it from and you try and stream it from them, me, but some people. them, not me, but some people. and we just and so you go, why can't we just have and stop all have every game and stop all thisand p.m. blackout, as you >> and 3 pm. blackout, as you say, is to encourage fans to go to even to the matches, even though matchday revenue is not significant compared to sky revenue. that's it's for. >> i don't have any checked without fans there. matches without fans there. the matches look right. look a bit rubbish. right. that's we found that's true as well. we found out in covid was awful out in covid it was awful without fans. >> not someone

>> yeah. i'm not sure someone will annoyed because will be annoyed at home because i bothered what i haven't bothered checking what the was. actually the point of it was. actually but a3m backup. i just but there is a3m backup. i just think every game think we should have every game on at this point on telly. why not? at this point there easy there should be quite easy for you watch on and you to watch it on telly and there little camera there should be a little camera on which your on your telly which maps your face attaches an face and then attaches it to an artificial resemblance of artificial all resemblance of you on the terraces, singing along and cheering and stuff. >> so the, the, the stadium, an avatar of people who are actually watching at home on tv. >> i went to my first went to >> i went to my first i went to my football match the my first ever football match the other i took my son other day and i took my son premier yeah premier league yeah premier league and chelsea. it was league spurs and chelsea. it was it was pretty amazing. like amazing match as well. >> which one at spurs this was yeah but the interesting yeah but but the interesting thing is they do replays thing is they don't do replays live . live. >> no. like so when you're watching the match, everybody has phones out . yeah. has their phones out. yeah. where anytime scores where anytime someone scores a goal and then goal or a foul and then everybody's looking their everybody's looking at their phones then they're looking, phones and then they're looking, it's years i to it's i mean, years ago i used to go to chelsea in 90s as go to see chelsea in the 90s as just after the italia 90 revived all the middle class interest in football , you know, lineker's

football, you know, lineker's side and gazza , you know, crying side and gazza, you know, crying and all that and even then there was no smartphones. >> of course people had their radios, radios with an earpiece. you'd have one ear with a single earpiece and you'd be listening with to the crowd on the, you know, and this and, and everyone. and part of it was to know what was happening in the other of course, other matches, of course, because towards the end of the season became equally important. >> i used to go in the 90s and people just watch game people just watch the game manually. people just watch the game manuallyit with no equipment, watching it with no equipment, no that no technology, have beers that filled bottom because filled from the bottom because the has a beard that the stadium has a beard that fills bottom. the stadium has a beard that filleeah, bottom. the stadium has a beard that filleeah, was om. the stadium has a beard that filleeah, was incredible. no, >> yeah, it was incredible. no, it two seconds. it's it takes two seconds. it's amazing . football. fantastic. amazing. go football. fantastic. >> like way >> there's like the way that nespresso yeah, it's amazing. >> quantum computing in the guardian now josh i know our viewers will be trusting you to explain the implications of this cutting edge technology. well explain the implications of this cuttin�*and ge technology. well explain the implications of this cuttin�*and ge tec whenjy. well explain the implications of this cuttin�*and ge tec when youiell explain the implications of this cuttin�*and ge tec when you need steve and alan, when you need him, unveils unveil. i can't him, ibm unveils unveil. i can't even how am i going to talk about quantum computing ? i can't about quantum computing? i can't even say unveil properly. >> he's very boring. >> he's very boring. >> yeah. new >> ibm yeah, yeah. unveils new quantum computing chip to

explore new frontiers of science . the gist of it is, is that instead of having like, ones and zeros , as in in a silicon based zeros, as in in a silicon based thing, now they're going to be using subatomic particles that can be a one and a zero at the same time. that's right. >> superimposition. >> superimposition. >> there go. like shogun as >> there we go. like shogun as schrodinger's cat type vibe . schrodinger's cat type vibe. struggle as cat. but it's struggle as cat. yeah, but it's going it's going to going to it's going to exponentially increase what computers to solve issues computers can do to solve issues that would take today's supercomputer days forever, even if you link them up, we'll be able to do it in a few minutes. it's that next level because there's that of there's that idea of miniaturisation that's happened over years over the last 56 years where like time the technology, like every time the technology, every year, the technology gets halved in size doubled . yeah, halved in size doubled. yeah, yeah. moore's law doubled in power this is going and then power this is going to and then but get point then but it did get to a point then with chips where it just with silicon chips where it just couldn't be miniaturised any more. no. and now this the more. no. and now this is the next level . next level. >> yeah, this is. so it got to that point where like the hippies esmeralda on a hippies writing esmeralda on a grain yeah, there's

grain of rice. yeah, there's a limit small can get. limit to how small you can get. i fear, possibly i suppose my fear, possibly yours, nick, is that there's a certain of person who would certain kind of person who would like computers just take like to see computers just take over altogether. like to see computers just take ove me together. like to see computers just take ove me ?gether. >> me? >> me? >> who's that kind of person? oh, the ray kurzweil types. well, you want to download themselves, instance, themselves, for instance, would say let's it say, let's take let's tell it all the details that we know, all the details that we know, all data we've gathered all the data we've gathered about climate change, for instance, and then let instance, and then and then let it decisions. it make decisions. >> this kind >> you know, there's this kind of computers are of sense that computers are getting extraordinarily getting so extraordinarily powerful now that it would be impotent of humans to have any kind of try and have any input. well, i'm hoping that humanism are talking are you talking about. >> yeah. >> em— >> yeah. >> just making big >> and also just making big decisions, know what should decisions, you know what should we. know. decisions, you know what should we. yeah. know. decisions, you know what should we. yeah. we know. decisions, you know what should we. yeah. we should w. decisions, you know what should we. yeah. we should have like >> oh yeah. we should have like an ai ceo and all that kind of stuff. >> yeah. yeah exactly. stuff. >> an|h. yeah exactly. stuff. >> an ai yeah exactly. stuff. >> an ai president tly. stuff. >> an ai presidenttly. all stuff. >> an ai president tly. all that business. >> i mean, it doesn't need be >> i mean, it doesn't need to be ai, just regular ai, it can be just regular computing. know what the computing. i don't know what the difference computing. i don't know what the diffirence computing. i don't know what the diffi think hopefully >> i think that hopefully there'll art where the there'll be ai art where the humans don't have six fingers. yeah. no, that's the next step. >> they're so close to now >> they're so close to that now and to and that is just going to eliminate everything right? that's part is done that's it. part two is done coming up missed opportunity

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radio. and welcome back to headliners. >> so nick, the times have news that boris johnson was planning to be even more churchillian dunng to be even more churchillian during the lockdown than we had realised . realised. >> that's the exact thing i thought. yeah. boris johnson plotted military on dutch plotted military raid on dutch covid plant. yeah, i thought of churchill sinking french churchill sinking those french ships bold move that you ships like a bold move that you wouldn't . oh, i've wouldn't expect. oh, i've forgotten that. what? it was in march 21st. johnson asked security service officials to look at military options because the eu weren't giving up. these jab doses that we needed. and he's like, well, can we just can we invade or we just invade holland or something? i mean, i'm paraphrasing, out , right? >> we had a legal right to them. >> we had a legal right to them. >> giving >> it just they weren't giving them, kind of them, you know, the kind of thing do. and yeah, it's thing the eu do. and yeah, it's a didn't it because a pity he didn't do it because this boris all, all this is the boris we all, we all want the boris. but

want to see the bold boris. but he wanted to at least discuss it. it didn't come the it. it didn't come up in the end. need to do it. end. we didn't need to do it. and about and he's expected to talk about this evidence . this and give evidence. basically, he had vowed to ensure nine priority groups, including 50s , were including all over 50s, were vaccinated mid—april, but vaccinated by mid—april, but they're worried wasn't they're worried this wasn't going that's what they're worried this wasn't gcwas that's what they're worried this wasn't gcwas and that's what they're worried this wasn't gcwas and johnson what they're worried this wasn't gcwas and johnson backed it was about. and johnson backed down after being warned that it would seriously detrimental would be seriously detrimental to relations . i love to diplomatic relations. i love that. you think like you that. say, you think like you have history. have a history. >> of course , with with the >> of course, with with the dutch, which don't discuss dutch, which we don't discuss as much terms . much in historical terms. obviously like 99% of our military mythology is based on the second world war and then the second world war and then the first world war as well with the first world war as well with the germans. but the armada, which spain, is which came from spain, which is our mythical . naval our other great mythical. naval battle and success and victory , battle and success and victory, they came via the coast of holland. they were that was essential . an a dutch spanish . essential. an a dutch spanish. yeah. so we actually could have it would be the spirit of drake and elizabeth and raleigh that we'd be he was framing it as revenge for the armada. >> it says here does it. no, no.

>> it says here does it. no, no. >> i would have liked to have seen him try that. do you know which british tv presenter was mentioned despatchesfor mentioned in despatches for conducting a daylight raid piloting bombers over the hague to try and destroy v2 factory daylight as well? >> i got confused halfway through that sentence. i didn't know what you said. >> british television presenter now was now dead. david artemis was mentioned in dispatches. i think possibly dso even for possibly he got the ds0 even for taking in a daylight raid taking part in a daylight raid over the hague. who was it? raymond baxter , the presenter of raymond baxter, the presenter of tomorrow's world. >> you remember him ? it's more >> you remember him? it's more like radio for content subscription model . subscription model. >> i love raymond baxter. he's my go to. they don't make them like that anymore. tv presenter what do you think, josh? should we have invaded holland well, yeah , why not? yeah, why not? >> but i like it. how so ? next >> but i like it. how so? next week is the next week he's going to be sitting down for a couple of days have his time in the of days and have his time in the covid boris covid inquiry. sun yeah. boris johnson to johnson where he's going to argue he the three argue that he the three lockdowns at right time lockdowns came at the right time and saved tens, if not

and they saved tens, if not hundreds of thousands of lives. i'd like to see the mathematical modelling on that. >> he he's also going to say that he had a basic confidence that he had a basic confidence that things would turn out all right. isn't just pure right. isn't that just pure boris? have him. right. isn't that just pure borturned have him. right. isn't that just pure borturned out have him. right. isn't that just pure borturned out to have him. right. isn't that just pure borturned out to beiave him. right. isn't that just pure borturned out to be not him. right. isn't that just pure borturned out to be not enough. >> turned out to be not enough. we're looking forward to him joining gb news. we're looking forward to him joiroh, gb news. we're looking forward to him joiroh, yeah,ews. we're looking forward to him joiroh, yeah, absolutely . phew, i forgot. >> i haven't seen him in the corridors guardian now. corridors yet. guardian now. josh be back the josh beards may be back in the army, with liberal army, though, with liberal attitudes homosexuality, they attitudes to homosexuality, they hardly now. oh is hardly seem necessary now. oh is that what it was all about? >> i didn't know that was the history behind. >> beard is, >> you know what a beard is, don't you? >> yes. sorry. a beard don't you? >> y< my sorry. a beard don't you? >> y< my friend rry. a beard don't you? >> y> y< my friend of all three ard don't you? >> y> yeah. wow. we're going to get s allegedly. said allegedly , allegedly. >> like magic. worked >> that's like magic. i worked with will. >> why would call >> but why would you call a beard a female? you know what beard a female? do you know what i ? i mean? >> it's just something that men wear demonstrate wear hairy women demonstrate that mean,

that they're masculine. i mean, it's pure coincidence that the three sitting here, three of us are sitting here, but anyway. >> yeah. yeah british >> anyway. yeah. yeah british army . its a may lift. i army may lift. its a may lift. i didn't even read the may they haven't even lifted. may lift beards 300 plus years beards ban after 300 plus years so i'll be signing up obviously i didn't even know that they had a big beard but then obviously they're famous for the moustaches. yeah. and actually you had to have a moustache for many years like that many years as well. like that was like of up until was like part of it up until like 1916. was like part of it up until like it's 6. was like part of it up until like it's quite a strict protocol. >> it's quite a strict protocol. >> it's quite a strict protocol. >> yeah, you had to have the moustache, >> yeah, you had to have the moustacthe full beard. raf have allowed the full beard. raf have had beards. those wimps for a while 2009. while since 2009. >> picture the sean connery and the would be king. sort >> picture the sean connery and th> picture the sean connery and th> picture the sean connery and th> picture the sean connery and th> picture the sean connery and th> but if you're if you're sas , >> but if you're if you're sas, you're allowed a beard. and i guess one of the guess that's one of the privileges because that privileges because you're that much than much more masculine than everybody that's much more masculine than everybocthey that's much more masculine than everybocthey rough s much more masculine than everybocthey rough and because they sleep rough and stuff it? stuff isn't it? >> if they're is desperate for people, just stop people, why don't they just stop discriminating men discriminating against white men 7 discriminating against white men ? firstly, which have ? firstly, which the raf have been know they been doing? i mean, i know they lifted the beard thing in 2019. secondly as you say, secondly used to be, as you say, they have beards. there they used to have beards. there were in they used to have beards. there wercrimean in they used to have beards. there wercrimean war in they used to have beards. there wercrimean war with in they used to have beards. there wercrimean war with beards in they used to have beards. there

wercrimean war with beards to the crimean war with beards to hide badger in because you had hide a badger in because you had fighting badges in those days and used smuggle them in and they used to smuggle them in by secret weapon . by the secret no secret weapon. this is just a quote. they're saying very long. saying that beard was very long. it's the point. >> 5 it's the point. >> a beard to hide a badger. yes. nice like a yes. it's quite a nice like a phonetic. i like the sort of flow of it. yeah. >> it has to be the right call, though, wouldn't all though, wouldn't it? they'd all have to have grey beards for though, wouldn't it? they'd all haveto» have grey beards for though, wouldn't it? they'd all haveto work. grey beards for that to work. >> grey enough. the >> black grey beard enough. the one the full badger. one man has the full badger. beard friend of beard is a is a jewish friend of mine. think it's possibly it mine. i think it's possibly it looks rabbinical. it mine. i think it's possibly it lookthat rabbinical. it mine. i think it's possibly it lookthat kind rabbinical. it mine. i think it's possibly it lookthat kind of3binical. it mine. i think it's possibly it lookthat kind of itinical. it mine. i think it's possibly it lookthat kind of it looks, it mine. i think it's possibly it lookthat kind of it looks, you has that kind of it looks, you know, like an l have badger know, like an l have a badger in it. either it. two white stripes either side. central black. side. oh, yeah. central black. it's quite a cool look. yeah i can't pull off. well, you can't pull it off. well, you could use blacking, course. could use blacking, of course. no steve first. yes. >> yeah. honestly yeah. >> yeah. honestly yeah. >> yeah. honestly yeah. >> yeah. he blacks his beard up how. >> now. >> before i died, i did this. is it really? yeah. it. do you think i should die? >> do think would >> mine? do you think it would take off? >> mine? do you think it would taki it off? >> mine? do you think it would taki it will off? >> mine? do you think it would taki it will absolutely take years off. >> and yeah, if you want to. >> and yeah, if you want to. >> you. but but it suits you >> but you. but but it suits you because it gives you that authority. >> but yours had never even guessed that. yours. yeah. >> gets pretty >> well, i mean, it gets pretty white and then i just go, oh this been this a

this has been this has been a hinge moment life. hinge moment in my life. >> saw this to >> i never saw this right in to see simon should die . see if simon should die. >> nick's been very quiet over that. >> i just. that. >> ijust. i that. >> i just. i just. that. >> ijust. ijust. was just >> i just. i just. i was just feeling the viewer, really. feeling for the viewer, really. but now, nick, but anyway, telegraph now, nick, a story of a language barrier leading somewhat amusing outcome. >> sadly, yes. >> sadly, yes. >> this is woman 91, died after foreign care staff could not explain her condition to 999. and this is a kind of venn diagram of our broken country. it's immigration, education and caring for the elderly all at once. so, barbara rimell died after falling at the ashley house residential home in langport, somerset, and she was stuck under a stair lift. but people couldn't explain the difference between alive and alert or breathing and bleeding because they didn't have sufficient english. and the case was classified as serious rather than requiring immediate response because they couldn't, they virtually they said it was virtually impossible the impossible to gather from the call going on. but she call what was going on. but she was someone who had blurred vision of vision and a high risk of falling . and this is just falling. and this is just shocking. it'sjust falling. and this is just shocking. it's just absolutely broken. story . and this broken. britain story. and this is this tragedy. you know,

people get old. they are looked after by people who don't really care about and now care about them. and now it turns can't even turns out, actually can't even help because can't help them because they can't speak it is horrific. >> you're meant to be able to speak. meant to have speak. they were meant to have passed test to be passed this english test to be able work in these of able to work in in these kind of jobs. carers hadn't, jobs. one of the carers hadn't, but it obviously it's very sad . but it obviously it's very sad. the thing that's incredible to me is that the person on the other end of the line who wasn't understanding what was going on, why didn't make it the why they didn't just make it the super yes rather than super urgent. yes rather than the serious. anyway, they just to be safe on the safe. absolutely. yeah. yeah. to be safe on the safe. absandaly. yeah. yeah. to be safe on the safe. absand also,3ah. yeah. to be safe on the safe. absand also,3ah. maybe pick up >> and also, just maybe pick up on the alarm in the voice. you would think at least somebody would think at least somebody would was no alarm >> maybe there was no alarm because they were bothered. because they were not bothered. i know . i don't know. >> it's very sad. this person was 91 years old. yeah, that's not think that. that's not how you think that. that's what happen. that's what you going happen. that's what you going happen. that's what puts what you going happen. that's what into puts what you going happen. that's what into a puts what you going happen. that's what into a home. puts what you going happen. that's what into a home. um,uts what you going happen. that's what into a home. um, but the the mum into a home. um, but the other thing is that and we keep on going back to this. i'm sorry to be a bit boring about it, but we're bringing in the workers and paying them not very much money or paying them less than

we because we pay british workers because we pay british workers because we have . it's we don't want to have. it's true. home pay the true. people at home or pay the money should get. money that they should get. >> trying offload any money that they should get. >> of trying offload any money that they should get. >> of moral|g offload any money that they should get. >> of moral kind offload any money that they should get. >> of moral kind of load any money that they should get. >> of moral kind of burdeny kind of moral kind of burden that we might feel. >> we get what you pay for, i'm sorry sad, but sorry to say that's sad, but i mean, care home, you know, mean, the care home, you know, the paucity care workers the paucity of care home workers , you know, the bad stuff, the bad conditions. >> staple british >> it's a staple of british documentaries . as long as i've documentaries. as long as i've been adult, think. isn't been an adult, i think. isn't it? you know what i mean? it's every years every every couple of years panorama something will do panorama or something will do one home. one and you'll go and go home. >> mean, have it, >> i mean, indians have it, right? they have the family. you know, you i'm know, they stay. you know, i'm telling be telling my kids, they better be wiping better be. telling my kids, they better be wipvery better be. telling my kids, they better be wipvery interesting better be. telling my kids, they better be wipvery interesting book ter be. telling my kids, they better be wipvery interesting book ter a e. >> very interesting book by a man called atul gawande called being mortal. >> book. >> it's a brilliant book. >> it's a brilliant book. >> says not all >> yeah, but he says not all roses. anyway, nick roses. i'm sure. anyway, nick telegraph half a story. no, sorry. that's the one we've just done.i sorry. that's the one we've just done. i apologise . that's shed done. i apologise. that's shed some daylight in on magic. that is part three. over and done with. coming up shortly, we have the word of the year. the way to survive armageddon and the hidden dangers of sprouts. see you a couple

and welcome back to the headliners kicking off now with the mirror and developed agents from the jungle who has been kicked out. >> josh neil rose someone i hadnt >> josh neil rose someone i hadn't heard of two weeks ago and maybe we'll never say her name again. i'd never heard of her either. >> i watched a few of the she's a youtube lady and she got into an argument with nigel farage, who obviously works at the channel and people are surprised because she was going to be the big star for supposedly. >> but the mechanism for kicking people out. >> don't want to >> and i mean, i don't want to go deep a rabbit hole, go down too deep a rabbit hole, but essentially a negative but essentially it's a negative one. you vote for one. right? so you vote for people stay so people who want to stay in. so it's the people. it's not so much went, oh, we much that everyone went, oh, we hate received the >> yeah, she just received the least >> yeah, she just received the lea it's almost like indifference >> yeah, she just received the le what almost like indifference >> yeah, she just received the le what gets st like indifference >> yeah, she just received the le what gets ridike indifference >> yeah, she just received the le what gets rid of indifference >> yeah, she just received the le what gets rid of you. fference >> yeah, she just received the le what gets rid of you. so ance >> yeah, she just received the le what gets rid of you. so the�* is what gets rid of you. so the way they frame it, as if she's been. >> but i she's, she's had been. >> bllike, she's, she's had been. >> bllike, incidents. she's had been. >> bllike, incidents that's had been. >> bllike, incidents that havei these like, incidents that have had complaints made about had ofcom complaints made about her right. where she attacked

that. her right. where she attacked that . is he french her right. where she attacked that. is he french belgian. that. is he french or belgian. that about the dad thing. that guy about the dad thing. and then she had argument and then she had an argument with some with nigel. so i think some people weren't warm to her and sort of saw her as a classic sort of saw her as a classic sort of saw her as a classic sort of indication as to sort of an indication as to whether nigel is likely to win at there's at this point. i know there's a i conspiracy theory last i read a conspiracy theory last week that weren't showing week that they weren't showing him there's idea him much like there's this idea that don't want him to that they don't want him to become not become popular. so they're not featuring him . featuring that much of him. >> conspiracy? i think >> is that a conspiracy? i think it's worried that it's itv getting worried that he's getting too much bad he's he's getting too much bad press. people saying, press. all these people saying, oh, have done oh, they shouldn't have done this and nigel. now they're this and show nigel. now they're trying themselves how this and show nigel. now they're tryin believe themselves how this and show nigel. now they're tryin believe themselves. how they believe it themselves. yeah, i tried to watch it. >> conspiracy >> it wouldn't be a conspiracy to tv make to say, a tv company make decisions about. >> wouldn't. be just >> no, it wouldn't. it'd be just how i tried to how they operate. but i tried to watch support our watch it to just support our esteemed colleague. but so esteemed colleague. but it's so awful through awful as a show. i got through about minutes. so bad about 20 minutes. it's so bad and stand to watch and i can't stand to watch people eat bugs, which is pretty much show. and but much the entire show. and but i did the clip of this , you did see the clip of this, you know, she, like fred guy know, when she, like fred guy who's also annoying but not quite said i'm old quite as bad as her said i'm old enough your father and enough to be your father and she took mortal took it as a mortal insult because her father died, which of she of course, he didn't mean. she revealed one of the of course, he didn't mean. she

revea awful one of the of course, he didn't mean. she revea awful possible>ne of the of course, he didn't mean. she revea awful possible people.ie of course, he didn't mean. she revea awful possible people. the most awful possible people. the only about the most awful possible people. the only it about the most awful possible people. the only it makes about the most awful possible people. the only it makes bugout the most awful possible people. the only it makes bug eating look show, it makes bug eating look bad because been bad because the wwf's been trying it look great. trying to make it look great. oh, the bugs it'd be oh, it's the bugs and it'd be happy. whereas this makes it look that's look absolutely awful. that's the thing i like. auntie bug. >> i'm hoping the wfa are going to cook them. >> they'll grind them up. >> yeah, they'll grind them up. >> yeah, they'll grind them up. >> they'll make them like >> they'll make them look like burgers yum, yeah. at first >> yum, yum, yum. yeah. at first they will telegraph. >> now josh and oxford's word of the year continues. in the recent tradition of being trite, dispiriting, lacklustre , dispiriting, lacklustre, underwhelming and largely redundant . redundant. >> a very good riz crowned oxford's word of the year. it's from charisma . so the idea is from charisma. so the idea is it's riz like this person has riz. it's like they've got some skills with the ladies or gentlemen or they thems it means like you're pulling power to your style , all your charisma, your style, all your charisma, charisma is reduced to reserve. >> okay, that's the gist of it. sort of. i thought it was like more like a razzle razzle like a i thought it was a rizla. >> yeah. like if you charisma guys are such boomers, it's charisma .

charisma. >> yeah, but it's riz that people often reach for when they find somebody sexually attractive, they want attractive, but they don't want to it. charisma. to admit it. well, charisma. charisma? to admit it. well, charisma. charisthat how feel about >> is that how you feel about bofis >> is that how you feel about boryeah. for instance ? yeah. >> yeah. for instance? yeah. well, a lot of people well, it's how a lot of people obviously because he seems obviously do, because he seems to extraordinarily successful obviously do, because he seems t> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> uh, situationship. now >> uh, and situationship. now i never heard of that one. >> yeah, i know about the situation. way. it's not a situation. it's way. it's not a proper relationship. you're kind of someone, it's of talking at someone, and it's not with benefits. of talking at someone, and it's not you're with benefits. of talking at someone, and it's not you're speaking| benefits. of talking at someone, and it's not you're speaking like |efits. >> you're speaking like a married who's been married person who's been married person who's been married long time. married a long, long time. everything is a situationship now. is. now. that's all there is. >> them come social >> a lot of them come off social media goblin mode media last time, a goblin mode that was people who were that was just people who were being seeking their being not seeking to hide their bad moods . bad moods. >> it's just you go full. >> no, it's just you go full. that's like go beast that's more like you go beast mode it ? no, ho. 110. >> no. >> goblin, stay at home and you don't anything. yeah. >> goblin, stay at home and you dorslouchyything. yeah. >> goblin, stay at home and you dorslouchy leisurewear. >> goblin, stay at home and you dorslouchy leisurewear . >> slouchy leisurewear. >> slouchy leisurewear. >> we're so hip. we're so hip.

guys >> anyway, i'm warming towards the new word hips next come from charisma . i the new word hips next come from charisma. i think it the new word hips next come from charisma . i think it originally charisma. i think it originally meant like invested with the power of god in order to, you know, like, kind of. oh, really? >> yeah . well, there we go, nick. >> much more usefully. the pubuc >> much more usefully. the public told to prepare public is being told to prepare for inevitable, complete failure. power breakdowns , failure. power breakdowns, societal collapse. get some camping stoves in. yep. >> stock up on riz . oh, sorry. >> stock up on riz. oh, sorry. i mean, stock up on battery devices in case of grid meltdown. britain's told and this came from oliver dowden, who is the deputy prime minister who's saying basically we're going to have a lot of power cuts because because our culture is declining, our society and country are going downhill. so better just crack out the better to just crack out the candles torch so it's like candles and torch so it's like the 70s again. and they're citing all the usual things. climate, course , cyber climate, of course, cyber attacks, terror attacks , attacks, terror attacks, flooding. so there's all these reasons you might have have reasons you might have to have a torch candle field torch and a candle field computer exactly. computer system. exactly. of course , have i just moved course, i do have a ijust moved house everything's house and everything's everywhere. do everywhere. but i realise i do have keep my abed and have a torch. i keep my abed and i've got foods last long

i've got canned foods last long and weapons, so i'll and i've got weapons, so i'll be okay. weapon? that okay. a weapon? no, i made that up, you can't say torch. >> that's the thing. i'll >> that's the key thing. i'll have those the house you have those in the house when you need alone. need to be very, very alone. >> when the deputy prime minister starts saying to you guys, on guys, maybe stock up on essentials like essentials, you feel like he might info, some baked might have some info, some baked beansin might have some info, some baked beans in maybe around april 17th. know the date? 17th. why do you know the date? it's no , it's not looking good. it's no, it's not looking good. >> we all have electric blankets now that we use on the sofa, though. you those? no. no. >> do you mean we all. we don't have all under 60. >> have. i have children. >> i just have. i have children. i use my children as my blanket. >> good, too. and the dog, the dog gets fed up. pass me the dog. news in the time . now, dog. bad news in the time. now, josh, anyone who fancied josh, for anyone who fancied a little treat to help them get through disaster. prepping. through the disaster. prepping. >> crisps . >> i know. hold the crisps. snacks can make more snacks can make you more stressed . so it turns out when stressed. so it turns out when you have fat foods because you have high fat foods because you're and you want you're stressed out and you want some . eating. yeah, it some comfort. eating. yeah, it actually restricts your arteries rather than loosening . so rather than loosening. so instead of actually tenses you up, which is of course having the effect. so instead

the opposite effect. so instead it . and various it says apples. and various other what were the good things that you could have? basically an apple was what we were allowed. you can eat an apple. >> good right? >> berry's good right? >> berry's good right? >> you can get >> i think if you can get someone do that berries someone to do that berries grapes cocoa eating grapes tea, cocoa but eating high tested high fat foods and they tested a bunch of people with they gave them high fat croissants them like high fat croissants and it them actually much and it made them actually much worse immediately . worse even immediately. >> not not lasted well, >> not not just lasted well, long but for a two hour long term, but for a two hour effect of stressing that is bad, isn't it? you expect to get a couple more hours out of it than that. do you do any of that sort of you're much more of thing? nick? you're much more sort and calmer. i eat sort of zen and calmer. do i eat croissants at or chocolate? sort of zen and calmer. do i eat croiare1ts at or chocolate? sort of zen and calmer. do i eat croiare1ts at mostlocolate? sort of zen and calmer. do i eat croiare1ts at most zen.ate? sort of zen and calmer. do i eat croiare1ts at most zen person? >> are you the most zen person? >> are you the most zen person? >> it's because i get on with simon. i just so i was unnecessarily harsh, but it made him laugh. so watch your blood vessels of simon because, yeah, it was a sharp and potentially harmful traditional to all this, though is nicotine, of course, just unfortunate. >> it is unavoidably the carcinogen still smoking your pipe. >> alcohol as well is good, but

just not drinking too much. that's the trick . couple couple. that's the trick. couple couple. >> one of my favourite cartoons in punch was doctor in punch magazine was a doctor saying have you saying to a patient, have you tried ? yeah. tried drink? yeah. >> another idea. just eat croissants and crisps and don't read this article . read this article. >> let's get this last one in before we go to the titles. it's another good reason to hate crisps. gibb. really? crisps. nick gibb. oh really? >> thought this >> i thought we'd go with this much nicknames much funnier scottish nicknames of gritters. this one's awful. this cooking christmas this is just cooking christmas dinner. windows in dinner. open the windows in doon dinner. open the windows in door. pollution in homes is higher on christmas day any door. pollution in homes is highe day christmas day any door. pollution in homes is highe day of ristmas day any door. pollution in homes is highe day of the nas day any door. pollution in homes is highe day of the year)ay any door. pollution in homes is highe day of the year or any door. pollution in homes is highe day of the year or just any other day of the year or just don't to your family's house. don't go to your family's house. it's it's it's basically open. it's a non—story . okay, open the one non—story. okay, open the one you wanted to do, then do it very quickly. well, it's just about scottish gritters and they call like sir david call them things like sir david attenborough burns , attenborough and robert burns, fleetwood halen , fleetwood mac, freddy van halen, rhinestone ploughboy , like rhinestone ploughboy, like a bnan rhinestone ploughboy, like a brian stone sort of thing. >> if someone said, this is the best winter in best part about winter in scotland is the live gritter tracker . yes. don't go to the tracker. yes. don't go to the other good. don't move to scotland . that's terrifying. scotland. that's terrifying. >> think native good humour >> i do think native good humour is to be celebrated even if it shouldn't necessarily be

leveraged municipal leveraged by municipal authorities win the authorities to try and win the hearts and of their hearts and minds of their people. that's what they're doing. is it? yeah. snp greta thunberg. >> another one. >> that's another one. >> that's another one. >> greta thunberg. that'll do show is nearly over. so let's take another quick look at tuesdays front pages the times have a five point plan to cut migration. i still don't know who that is in the picture. the telegraph. my kerbs to cut arrivals by quarter. the guardian sellafield nuclear site hacked by groups linked to russia and china. that might be wham it might. they play china daily express tougher rules will slash migration by 300,000. dream on i news pollute if you want to toothless sewage watchdog fails to visit 90% of toxic spills and the daily star a nasty case of asteroids those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. were your front pages. that's all we have time for . thanks to all we have time for. thanks to my guests, josh howie and nick dixon. leo kearse will be here tomorrow at p.m. josh tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh and alan. and i'll see and steve and alan. and i'll see you soon. thank you.

>> looks like things are heating up. boxt boiler is sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hi there . it's aidan mcgivern >> hi there. it's aidan mcgivern here from the met office with the gb news forecast. it's been a bit of a grim day for many parts of the uk. the rain eases over the next 24 hours only gradually. however and then clearer weather clearer and colder weather returns to the uk, albeit briefly, before further areas of low pressure come our way later this week. so the first area of low pressure is clearing. it's clearing to the southeast, wrapped around it a number of occluded fronts. that means bands rain continue going for bands of rain continue going for southern scotland. northern england into the midlands parts of wales and the south—west. also seeing a number of showers overnight. the more overnight. but the more persistent rain is going gradually easing. northern scotland, meanwhile, sees quite low temperatures overnight temperatures down to minus five celsius in places and with some showers feeding in overnight as well, there'll be a few slippery surfaces first thing on tuesday

to watch out for. but that's where the brightest weather will be and that brighter weather will spread into southern scotland . much of northern scotland. much of northern ireland, western england and wales. the afternoon . central wales. by the afternoon. central and eastern england still subject to outbreaks of rain or showers. even into the afternoon. and staying cool here with from the sea . with breeze from the north sea. but then the rain clears widely and an overnight frost returns to many places by the start of wednesday . some freezing fog wednesday. some freezing fog patches as well, but actually it's for many in it's a bright day for many in the east, with wetter weather returning by the afternoon into the west , that wet weather turns the west, that wet weather turns to snow over northern hills overnight. milder conditions overnight. but milder conditions return to all later for a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on .

gb news is 9 pm. and this is patrick christys tonight and today has been bonkers. >> around 300,000 fewer people will be eligible to come to the uk than were coming last year. >> today is the day that the government officially took the knee. when it comes to net migration, they are now willing . migration, they are now willing. to accept between 372,000 and 445,000 people, a year. it's official. that's a manifesto pledge blown to pieces. but meanwhile , sir keir starmer, the meanwhile, sir keir starmer, the man with more faces than madonna, has praised margaret thatcher. what did she do? she faced down the unions. what did labour mps do ? they praised labour mps do? they praised their comrades at the aslef unions christmas party who drank and feasted while their strike action heaped misery on to millions . action heaped misery on to millions. plus, action heaped misery on to millions . plus, there was no millions. plus, there was no global warming in sight as private jets due to fly to the cop 28 climate summit were snowed in and the president of that elitist eco talking shop said there's no point phasing out fossil fuels. we debate that next. but talking of climate

change, people falling over will always be funny . yes always be funny. yes there's more of that to come. and on the sofa tonight is carole malone. benjamin butterworth and belinda de lucy. this is patrick christys tonight. and we're live well, look, today the government did officially take the knee over net migration. they're happy with those net migration figures, 372 to 445,000 people a yeah figures, 372 to 445,000 people a year. manifesto pledge shattered infrastructure shattered gbviews@gbnews.com. get in touch on that at gb news on twitter as well . i will see you the other well. i will see you the other side of the headlines .

side of the headlines. >> patrick thank you and good evening to you all. we start this bulletin with some breaking news. we've received the news within the last hour that a british—israeli teenager has been gaza while been killed in gaza while fighting for the israel defence forces. 19 year old binyamin needham died yesterday, having only been in the gaza strip for two days. he was killed in action. the idf had promoted him to the rank of sergeant . after to the rank of sergeant. after his death, israeli media is reporting at the moment he was born in england but moved to israel with his family when he was eight years . old now, the was eight years. old now, the main story today across the uk is that the home secretary stood up in the house of commons today saying 300,000 fewer people will be able to come to the country each year under new plans to bnng each year under new plans to bring down legal migration overseas. workers and students will be stopped from bringing their family with them. and the minimum salary required for a skilled worker will also rise to