law group says the current law provides an incomplete solution and a total overhaul may be the only way to stop the boats. well, earlier, illegal migration minister michael tomlinson said he's confident the plan will work . work. >> this is the toughest piece of legislation that's ever been tabled before parliament. this is what we're determined to debate tomorrow. this is what we will debate tomorrow and we'll come in due come to amendments in due course. i'm convinced course. but i'm convinced because we've seen and because we've seen it and i'm convinced the convinced because of the government's that government's legal position that we've afternoon , we've published this afternoon, that toughest piece that this is the toughest piece of legislation that this does meet the concerns of the supreme court and we're going to have that robust debate tomorrow afternoon. >> other news today, >> well, in other news today, the prime minister been busy the prime minister has been busy defending controversial defending his controversial eat out out scheme during out to help out scheme during lockdown, saying it was merely a micro policy within a bigger plan to reopen the uk. rishi sunak told the covid inquiry it had been designed specifically to safely lift lockdown restrictions . he began his

restrictions. he began his evidence with an apology to those who'd lost their loved ones to covid. however, he played down suggestions by lead counsel hugo keith, kc that severe inefficiencies in downing street had to led a chaotic style of governance . s and the style of governance. s and the prime minister also blamed government borrowing during lockdown for record high taxes. now he told the inquiry the economic impact of paying it backis economic impact of paying it back is only now being felt by taxpayers . it comes as new data taxpayers. it comes as new data shows property taxes are among the highest in the uk across the developed world, with the office for budget responsibility signalling further hikes are on the way . now the government is the way. now the government is offering a financial package which it says is worth £2.5 billion to support the return of devolution to stormont in northern ireland it would include a lump sum to settle pubuc include a lump sum to settle public sector pay claims and a new needs based funding formula

for public services. but the sinn fein vice president, michelle o'neill , says the offer michelle o'neill, says the offer doesn't touch the surface . while doesn't touch the surface. while the dup leader, sirjeffrey donaldson, says it doesn't go far enough . and lastly , the duke far enough. and lastly, the duke of sussex will have to pay more than £48,000 in legal costs to the publishers of the mail on sunday newspaper. after losing part of a libel battle . it part of a libel battle. it follows a failed attempt by his lawyers to throw out part of a defence against a libel claim. he's bringing against the newspaper. it's in relation to an article about the prince's security arrangements whilst he's in the uk , the claim itself he's in the uk, the claim itself can still go ahead to trial and will be heard between mid—may and the end of july next year. this is gb news across the uk on tv , in your car, on digital tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news. this is britain's news channel .

britain's news channel. >> hello everyone . welcome to >> hello everyone. welcome to headliners your nightly run through the next day's papers with three comedians. i'm one of them, simon evans. >> and tonight i'm joined by leo kearse and bruce devlin. >> how are you, gentlemen? >> how are you, gentlemen? >> yeah, good, thanks. >> yeah, good, thanks. >> hot . >> hot, hot. >> hot, hot. >> yeah, it's really hot in here. >> yeah , it is. >> yeah, it is. >> yeah, it is. >> it is great in the roof. >> it is great in the roof. >> overcompensated , aren't they? >> overcompensated, aren't they? >> overcompensated, aren't they? >> in the summertime, >> overcompensated, aren't they? >> in the summer time, it's fine. but as as it gets fine. but as soon as it gets cold outside. yeah. yeah yeah. it's a a russian thing it's a it's a very russian thing that. take a look that. anyway, let's take a look through tuesdays. >> front pages and daily mail down to the wire . down to the wire. >> after a day of grandstanding from both wings of the tory party, telegraph ben wallace. do not let rwanda brown bring down the government. i don't think it will need that guard in climate draft condemned as weak and insufficient isn't the i news

tory rebels in stand off with pm on rwanda law. the sun fury verses cheshire council that must be tyson fury then at and daily express last ditch bid to win over rebels is that's that's our top paper hall . rather our top paper hall. rather thrown there by the absence of the daily star and buzzfeed news at the end i normally have that little flourish to look forward to but obviously they haven't published in time. so we've got the to off with. the daily mail to kick off with. >> have tories in >> so they have tories in turmoil day after day of turmoil after day after day of grandstanding of grandstanding from both wings of the tory party. grandstanding from both wings of the rishi party. grandstanding from both wings of the rishi faces rwanda vote today. >> e�*- >> that could sink his leadership . and just about the leadership. and just about the only mps agree on, only thing his mps agree on, it's down to the wire . it's going down to the wire. >> that's big thing. >> that's their big thing. >> that's their big thing. >> basically . yeah. >> basically. yeah. >> basically. yeah. >> sunak been a fraught >> sunak it's been a fraught week party. week for the tory party. >> well, been a fraught 13 >> well, it's been a fraught 13 years, 13 years for the tory party . party. >> but rwanda bill, i mean,

>> but the rwanda bill, i mean, i bit sorry for rishi i feel a bit sorry for rishi because thought this bill, because he thought this bill, you know, it was going to be cast is cast iron, it would appease is the the hard the sort of the hard conservative the still conservative or the still existing conservative wing of his his party and satisfy them while, you know being okay for the for for the the moderate centre. >> but in fact it's not neither side is happy and it's a huge it's a huge issue now and this it's a huge issue now and this it looks like i mean it looks like the wheels are coming off rishi and he could be out. we could have another tory leader before general election. >> mean that is insane, isn't >> i mean that is insane, isn't it? i had least thought that it? i had at least thought that sunak take it from here to sunak would take it from here to the occurred the election. it never occurred to i mean, happy to me. i mean, i'm not happy with it never with him exactly, but it never occurred me that the tories occurred to me that the tories would be this ridiculous. >> think. think >> yeah, but i think. i think because they're facing. i mean, the poll i at was the last poll i looked at was labour 21 points ahead labour were 21 points ahead because complete because they're facing complete wipe—out. mps wipe—out. i mean a lot of mps are actually going lose are actually going to lose their, jobs , so they might their, their jobs, so they might as roll the dice. as well roll the dice. >> i guess one of the things

that they're, they're most worried about, of course is losing people to the right now, worried about, of course is losingwasn'te to the right now, worried about, of course is losingwasn'te tproblem ht now, worried about, of course is losingwasn'te tproblem atnow, worried about, of course is losingwasn'te tproblem at the which wasn't a problem at the last now there is last election. but now there is a genuine alternative and people understanding a genuine alternative and people underrgoingig win , they might aren't going to win, they might well a protest vote to the well use a protest vote to the reform or whatever. reform party or whatever. >> who do you think would be a potential next swansong? >> prime minister then? >> prime minister then? >> think it's i think somebody >> i think it's i think somebody could come back . liz from liz could come back. liz from liz truss but that she real promise yeah as if liz truss and kwasi kwarteng came back in and like slashed corporation tax and build a budget for growth i would vote for them. >> yeah. frankly maybe if somebody else did those things, but it just wasn't them. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> more of a chance. they got time for at least three more leaders before before next august. are the what have august. what are the what have we next? we've the we got next? we've got the guardian . bruce. we got next? we've got the gueyes.�*| . bruce. >> yes. >> yes. >> and this the climate draft >> and this is the climate draft of the recent cop 28. >> right . >> right. >> right. >> condemned as weak and insufficient deal. >> a draft deal to cut global fossil pollution production, sorry, is grossly inefficient

and incoherent. >> it is said. my point about this whole thing is why don't they do these online? seriously why aren't they virtual cops? yeah i never understood it and i have said it on the show before that i remember at cop 26, i was appalled to hear this. >> the glaswegian one, this was the glaswegian one. >> but at gleneagles where they had people staying, which was in perthshire. so more travelling they of teslas, they did get a fleet of teslas, but generator there but there was no generator there and they had to get a diesel one to the electric to power the electric cars. >> you have a van pulling >> so if you have a van pulling this generator along, this diesel generator along, following the fleet around, it was the carbon was the most, the most carbon inefficient way of travelling you could get. >> then why are they having >> but then why are they having it anyway, where all it in dubai anyway, where all their made on oil? their money is made on oil? >> well, plenty of i mean , not >> well, plenty of i mean, not that fan, but george that i'm a huge fan, but george monbiot time on monbiot on on question time on the bbc made this point fairly forcefully that the entire thing has been of all the cops, he has been a of all the cops, he reckons there have been two where any of decent where any sort of decent agreement drawn up which agreement was drawn up which might have existed might not have existed beforehand. those beforehand. and even those completely fail the next completely fail before the next oneyeah, and it's obviously just

>> yeah, and it's obviously just a jolly at the taxpayers a nice jolly at the taxpayers expense for all these for all these delegates. and it's interesting glasgow interesting to see the glasgow one, i think 30,000 people turned up to that . the estimates turned up to that. the estimates for one are between 70,000 for this one are between 70,000 and 400,000. as soon as it's held somewhere. we're really nice nice one you nice hotels. yeah nice one you want room service, then? want on room service, then? yeah. people will turn up. >> extraordinary, it? >> it's extraordinary, isn't it? i it greenwash thing, i mean, call it greenwash thing, but not even. mean, it's but it's not even. i mean, it's just pantomime, isn't it? it's absurd. well, that all there absurd. well, is that all there is page the guardian? >> yes . >> yes. >> yes. >> yeah. nothing else. what have we got with the telegraph? leo >> telegraph sunak >> so the telegraph has sunak must children. must channel those children. >> all, that is. >> first of all, that is. >> first of all, that is. >> don't know. it the kate >> i don't know. is it the kate and and william? and kate and william? >> leo and >> okay, that's leo and charlotte . charlotte. >> okay. charlotte. >> louis. louis leo. the only grown up. they're almost teenagers now. >> it's crazy . and they're >> it's crazy. and they're working in amazon by the look of it. they. working in amazon by the look of it. they|ey. working in amazon by the look of it. they they are. this is >> they they are. this is amazon's new cutting amazon's new cost cutting measure using taking a constitutional monarchy, taking a leaf from nike. they're using they're using child labour. it's great. we need to see more of it

. but yes, sunak is being urged to channel churchill and reclaim the uk's role in leading support for ukraine. and european allies want britain to step up as germany, france and the us struggle to maintain backing for kyiv. we've seen recently there's a vote that i think it still hasn't gone through to provide the next sort of tranche of funding for and in of funding for ukraine. and in america it's become this this thing the for thing people on the right for some reason it's people on the right who are not right who are who are not supporting just supporting ukraine. it just blows because have blows my mind because i'd have thought would be thought naturally it would be people on the right who support ukraine. a ukraine. it's a it's a homogenous traditional homogenous, traditional christian defending its christian country defending its borders against a multicultural all, you know, highly islamified global homogeneous russia , you global homogeneous russia, you think is islamified. oh, it's got the most mosques in europe. there's no doubt. i mean, so many so many of the so many of the troops are are chechens and all the rest do not think it's a slight difference between wanting ukraine to win in an ideal situation and realise that we've a point now where we've reached a point now where a ceasefire and a negotiated

settlement is largely inevitable. >> the ceasefire, the negotiated settlement will only work if there's a threat, if there's a stick , there's no point having stick, there's no point having having just words like if putin knows he can win, all he's going to do is retool and try again in six months. >> and also the money. there's a lot in the west. people say, oh, this funding going this funding is all going to ukraine. it's not. it's spent in america. it's spent in britain, it's spent in factories it's spent in our factories building and building the munitions. and it's spent is spent a lot of this stuff is looks it's costing money. looks like it's costing money. we're deacon we're just shifting. deacon mission tanks and stuff across, across there. so it's saving us money in storage. i understand the decommissioned tanks and the pastor by by date pastor sell by sell by date missiles , but ukraine, the missiles, but ukraine, the average fighting man, now is sort of in his 40s. >> i mean, they've got no one left. you know, they're you know, thrown a lot of know, we've thrown a lot of ukrainian blood into this ditch, which we need to give which is why we need to give them better weapon as we've just it really it sickens me to see how the west has done this. >> we've sort of dragged it out when we could have them when we could have given them the weapons to the west is, oh,

we're worried about escalation. there's putin's we're worried about escalation. there'to putin's we're worried about escalation. there'to escalate putin's we're worried about escalation. there'to escalate and utin's we're worried about escalation. there'to escalate and suddenly going to escalate and suddenly nuke but and if nuke london touchwood but and if it does, if it does, would it be would it be a bad thing? >> let us finish section >> let us finish this section with the sun. bruce yes, much more . more. >> my kind of thing. >> my kind of thing. >> this is to do with tyson fury's next big fight, which isn't against anthony joshua again, it's against the tax man right after the champ and his dad, john, are accused of dodging a massive bill. so this is to do with council tax of £82,000, which is on an adjacent property. well it's on the it's adjacent to his £1.5 million property. now, the thing is, his actual house is 1.5 million, 1.5 million. >> that's not very much for the world. >> well , where does he live? in >> well, where does he live? in steel still. okay so i don't even know where that is. and i did try and watch some of the netflix documentary about them, but i thought i thought maybe he's few properties. yeah, he's got a few properties. yeah, no, is, the fury's no, but the thing is, the fury's apparently are jointly worth 134 million. so i don't something it's not like a privilege . it's not like a privilege. >> what's what's the principle.

take a principled stance has take a principled stance he has against tax being part against council tax being part of the a member of the traveller community. because community. this is because that's something they don't generally being valid. >> yeah, but this house is fixed to the ground. okay. so i think yeah, you've got to, you've got to pay. i mean it's not much money for housing there. i'm worried the way the way performed his last fight. i'm performed in his last fight. i'm worried cheshire council worried that cheshire council will win. >> is that bad ? yeah. i don't >> is he that bad? yeah. i don't really watch it that often. well, not? he not well, did he not? did he not win? he not? the champion win? is he not? the champion won, points he got won, but on points and he got knocked down. >> the funny thing about him is i don't watch the boxing, i really don't watch the boxing, but is he but the thing about him is he never like he's going to win. >> does $- $— % looks like he's win. >> does looks like he's like >> does he? looks like he's like about pints beer, about 15 pints of beer, you know, hasn't done know, and he really hasn't done any of that, kind of like the sweat box before the weigh sweat box thing before the weigh in. he lumbers and in. and then he lumbers out and then they then suddenly they get destroyed, right? then suddenly they get desyeah.i, right? then suddenly they get desyeah.i, righe's the one on the >> yeah. no, he's the one on the right night. he's an amazing, unbeatable boxer. right night. he's an amazing, unthe able boxer. right night. he's an amazing, unthe doesn'txer. right night. he's an amazing, unthe doesn't drink anymore. right night. he's an amazing, unthewas�*sn't drink anymore. right night. he's an amazing, unthewas al't drink anymore. right night. he's an amazing, unthewas a thing1k anymore. right night. he's an amazing, unthewas a thingikthinkfore. right night. he's an amazing, unthewas a thingikthink itre. right night. he's an amazing, unthewas a thingikthink it was there was a thing i think it was on or something on lorraine or something like that. suffered really that. and he suffered really badly from depression i'm badly from depression and i'm not alcoholism, not sure if it was alcoholism, but certainly using alcohol as a

crutch. is, as crutch. so i think he is, as they say, and sober as he they say, clean and sober as he put rest the pernicious urban put to rest the pernicious urban myth need to be fit to myth that you need to be fit to be a boxer, then is that be a good boxer, then is that is that has that been just like be a good boxer, then is that is th that|s that been just like be a good boxer, then is that is ththat justat been just like be a good boxer, then is that is ththat just been been just like be a good boxer, then is that is th that just been the n just like be a good boxer, then is that is th that just been the aesthetics is that just been the aesthetics of thing. of the thing. >> these healthy >> he's not one of these healthy any is you know he's any size people is you know he's just got a little bit of a belly. >> but i mean, he's still incredibly, incredibly fit and strong. >> yeah, he's he's no big daddy. yeah. yeah >> you don't mind, >> surely. if you don't mind, that's . front pages in that's tuesday. front pages in part two. we ponder life after the jungle for nigel. life after the jungle for nigel. life after the wildebeest for richard tice this. we'll see you in a

tomorrow morning, pull the bill, don't have the vote. have the vote risk losing . vote risk losing. >> and welcome back to headliners. i'm simon evans , headliners. i'm simon evans, still here with leo kearse and bruce devlin. and we have the interior of the newspapers now, the telegraph . bruce we have our the telegraph. bruce we have our very own nigel farage wondering what would to take make him what it would to take make him a tory. yes. so he has hinted that he would be interested in a

political return, but he would want a joint thing with boris johnson and he would not return under rishi. >> no, he's not interested in that. it sounds like that's no longer option anyway. well, longer an option anyway. well, who knows? but so he finished was the end the jungle last was the end of the jungle last night finished third. a night he finished third. so a lot were saying since lot of people were saying since they'd him at the they'd seen him at the conservative conference conservative party conference last is all pr last time, that this is all a pr thing to i don't know if sanitise is the right word, but perhaps to a new perhaps bring him to a new audience and show a different side him. audience and show a different side back side of him. well >> i'm back side of him. well i don't i don't know if i want to see that myself, but yeah, to bnng see that myself, but yeah, to bring him back into the fold . bring him back into the fold. >> and then i think he is quite interested. but a lot of people are saying that he could well be are saying that he could well be a minister in not this a prime minister in not this election, but the people who sat in that very chair have said it quite recently. >> i think it's quite interesting the way that nick dixon it's quite dixon i think it's quite interesting that the interesting the way that the newspaper opinion, the commentary at whatever seemed to be divided , as is quite common be divided, as is quite common with this of thing, between with this kind of thing, between on the one hand, farage is this

terribly dangerous demagogue in waiting be suffocated waiting who must be suffocated and suppressed and kept away from our screens all the time. and on other he's and on the other hand, he's pathetic. nobody's watching it. you know, itv a mistake you know, itv made a mistake because it's a plant and he's been an absolute wet . whereas in been an absolute wet. whereas in reality, i think well, i reality, i think the. well, i mean the jungle experience has been much a it's okay been pretty much a it's okay sort of worked all right but the thing was i was just say with the with ratings is the thing with the ratings is people have to remember that no one watching one is sitting watching television way they television in the way that they used peak of these used to at the peak of these programs sort of thing. >> all or even the >> so it's all or even in the matt era. that matt hancock era. did that actually it was actually exist? but it was interesting he said, i'm interesting because he said, i'm looking conservative looking at the conservative government total government that is in total shambles effectively tomorrow effectively a confidence vote on an issue that affects everyone , that affects affects everyone, that affects every living human being in our country, namely immigration, on a level that has never happened, even during tony blair's days. >> the one thing i would say is bofis >> the one thing i would say is boris was no better on that than rishi has been. ahead. rishi has been. but go ahead. >> boris an election . >> but boris won an election. >> but boris won an election. >> that is true. >> that is true. >> i mean, he got the biggest

majority in ages and ages and ages. and also, he's mean, ages. and also, he's i mean, bofis ages. and also, he's i mean, boris he back boris could win if he came back with farage. they could win under rishi. they're not going to would agree with and >> i would agree with you. and also, they they also, if they created, they could create a plausible coalition with reform. yeah. whereas that whereas i don't really see that happening rishi. i'd see happening with rishi. i'd see rishi more rishi as creating a more plausible coalition with keir starmer. be honest . starmer. let's be honest. staying with friends of the channel. and the express channel. leo and the express police tice could be our police richard tice could be our very own vildebeest yes, or reform uk's leader. >> richard tice has said that his party is enjoying the same surge of support carried surge of support that carried geert wilders anti—immigration freedom party to electoral success in the netherlands. i mean, it's interesting that like reform, i think a couple of years ago, nobody really knew there were one of these sort of fringe parties , you know, pulled fringe parties, you know, pulled a few percent or whatever . now a few percent or whatever. now they're in double digits. and because the tories are polling so low and a lot of those a lot of the reform numbers are coming from they they from the tories, but they they look going to look like they're going to overtake and is overtake the tories and it is largely the immigration largely on the immigration issue, isn't it?

>> not just the boats. i think also legal immigration, the also the legal immigration, the dependence coming with dependence coming over with students thing students and that sort of thing as yeah. as well. yeah. >> not that >> and it's not that people in britain to britain are opposed to immigration, but it's got to be sensible. it's got to be controlled it's got be controlled and it's got to be sustainable. and it's none of those the moment. and those things at the moment. and considering tories in those things at the moment. and consiaaring tories in those things at the moment. and consia mandate tories in those things at the moment. and consia mandate to 'ies in those things at the moment. and consia mandate to yeah, in those things at the moment. and consia mandate to yeah, we're with a mandate to yeah, we're going to, we're going to i mean with a mandate to yeah, we're going much're going to i mean with a mandate to yeah, we're going much everying to i mean with a mandate to yeah, we're going much every governmentn pretty much every government ever elected the 30 ever elected in the last 30 years, we're going get grip ever elected in the last 30 yeiit. we're going get grip ever elected in the last 30 yeiit. none going get grip ever elected in the last 30 yeiit. none of)ing get grip ever elected in the last 30 yeiit. none of them, get grip ever elected in the last 30 yeiit. none of them, get ofrip on it. none of them, none of them actually do. so think them actually do. so i think people are looking for more radical solutions this problem. >> because >> it's interesting because after briefly after brexit there was briefly a drop off of alarm on that. it was no longer a kind of red flag issue for people. in fact , a lot issue for people. in fact, a lot of people, i think, were made to look foolish because they thought that brexit had emboldened racists, had emboldened racists, had emboldened xenophobes. in emboldened xenophobes. and in fact, anything at all, just fact, if anything at all, just went quiet. but now i think went very quiet. but now i think it's picking up again right. >> interesting that >> but it's interesting that jesus they're not jesus said that they're not doing deals with the tories, doing any deals with the tories, right. was in tonight. right. so and he was in tonight. yes. yeah. >> who they yes. yeah. >> who yes. yeah. >>who >> who are they going to do deals then? because they're deals with then? because they're not be a majority party

not going to be a majority party for some they're going not going to be a majority party forwait,a they're going not going to be a majority party forwait,a they, they're going not going to be a majority party forwait,a they, they'think ng to wait, are they, until i think there's going to be tories who are to defect, you know, are looking to defect, you know, as andrew bridgen did, to reclaim as andrew bridgen did, to reclainyeah , and reform. they've as andrew bridgen did, to reclbacking , and reform. they've as andrew bridgen did, to reclbacking andj reform. they've as andrew bridgen did, to reclbacking and stuff rm. they've as andrew bridgen did, to reclbacking and stuff so. they've as andrew bridgen did, to reclbacking and stuff so theyv've got backing and stuff so they can afford it. it might just be that. >> i mean we've said it after so many elections my lifetime, many elections in my lifetime, my lifetime, the my adult lifetime, is this the end for and such a party? end for such and such a party? in 19 seven? wonder whether in 19 seven? we wonder whether the ever come back. the tories would ever come back. and very, very and they had some very, very dismal years. but it may be that that brand looking that whole brand is just looking really now, you know, i really tired now, you know, i suppose things don't suppose things change, don't they, a bit they, around the world a bit as well. the well. we move on to the guardian. bruce and northern ireland have ireland and the police have outdated day to day data security, don't they? >> has a huge surge. >> there has been a huge surge. northern police data northern ireland police data breach outdated breach blamed on outdated practices. those practices practices. what those practices are, i'm not actually sure . are, i'm not actually sure. outdated information management practices to practices contributed to a massive breach by the massive data breach by the police service of northern ireland that could act as a wake up call, quote unquote, other up call, quote unquote, to other police forces , according an police forces, according to an independent review of the debacle. so this this has cost them, i think , so far, legal them, i think, so far, legal costs and various security costs

up to 240 million. wow and they have had various people. one officer has resigned as a result officer has resigned as a result of the breach and 50 have gone on the seek. >> and all they've done, they've they've responded to a valid freedom of information request. and they left a sort of open tab attached to it, which had everybody's names and addresses on it. basically i mean, i mean it's pretty basic , you know, but it's pretty basic, you know, but they say it's systemic. and these things, you know, they need to trained on it, which these things, you know, they nthink) trained on it, which these things, you know, they nthink is trained on it, which these things, you know, they nthink is probably on it, which these things, you know, they nthink is probably true. , which i think is probably true. >> used in criminal >> i used to work in criminal intelligence and i worked as a consultant into police consultant going into police forces and, you know, improving how how use their how they how they use their intelligence. would not intelligence. and you would not believe, i mean, obviously, you know, like the know, big forces like the met handle it in a pretty handle it in a in a pretty pretty good way. but i went to a police i won't name police force i won't name because can't it but because i can't remember it but but they their way recording but they their way of recording intelligence was to just write it down in a word document. you know typing like that. and then when the word document got too big to open, they'd open another word i you word document. so i said, you know, you're searching for word document. so i said, you k|criminal you're searching for word document. so i said, you k|criminal yonamezarching for word document. so i said, you k|criminal yonamezarisomething, a criminal by name or something, would you do like, we open all

a criminal by name or something, wo word)u do like, we open all a criminal by name or something, wo word documentsne open all a criminal by name or something, wo word documents ne o searching 47 word documents and searching each one? like, i mean , each one? and i'm like, i mean, like, never mind. like normally , like, never mind. like normally, you know, you're talking about some bespoke database some sort of bespoke database system just using excel, just using would have using excel would have completely their completely revolutionised their data of a hypocrite in >> i'm kind of a hypocrite in this respect. i mean, i don't use excel at all anymore. i've never used for instance, there are various slightly more user friendly word like scrivener i think is one. if you want to write a long form like a full length edinburgh show or something, you're supposed to learn how to do these things. it is how of us is extraordinary. how many of us will and basic will just try and use a basic notes type, you know , if you notes type, you know, if you learn to use excel, learn how to use excel, apparently a miraculous apparently it's a miraculous tool, absolutely there tool, but absolutely there should software , should be bespoke software, shouldn't there, for a police department. yeah >> and think the you know the >> and i think the you know the money and police goes money and the police goes whenever want more funding whenever they want more funding they frontline they put, you know frontline officers frontline officers officers but frontline officers just walk around, you know, looking don't, you looking at stuff they don't, you know, they'll catch one burglar every 200 years on average. so you know, if you have a few

intelligence staff actually directing and managing directing things and managing the data in the background, it pays off. >> w- pays off. >> officers just about >> frontline officers just about learning how to feed a sheet of carbon in between . yeah. carbon paper in between. yeah. when go into the typewriter when they go into the typewriter bra tycoon now in the san bra tycoon news now in the san leo, that can only mean one thing. >> yes bra tycoon michelle mone seems like a game . railroad seems like a game. railroad tycoon, bra tycoon with some weird science designed the nipples gta actually fits in quite well. >> so theft cop signs so well. >> so theft cop signs so well. >> this is a bit of a grand theft. michelle mone has admitted misleading the press about her links to a firm which made £200 million from covid ppe contracts . it didn't just make contracts. it didn't just make £200 million from these covid ppe contracts, it gave huge , ppe contracts, it gave huge, huge backhanders to her and our and her husband. apparently, she personally received £29 million. and also the ppe, the medical clothing that it made, the masks and whatever were overpriced and not fit for purpose. so now it's

being sued for £122 million. and she denied any link to this company which gave her £29 million. it's like i mean, this is really stinks . is really stinks. >> it's unbelievable because she's quoted saying, i regret not going to the press straightaway. i believe she left the when this all broke. the country when this all broke. so it's like, sorry, where are you? and then, you know, the real the lines real vaseline over the lines and, sincere and, you know, the big sincere head nodding and all that kind of stuff. you're just like, of stuff. and you're just like, please, on. please, please, come on. >> i got caught. >> sorry i got caught. >> sorry i got caught. >> i know. it's really >> yeah, i know. it's really awful, to being awful, but i'm used to being rich can't go back to rich now. i can't go back to glasgow. >> that's the other thing. >> that's the other thing. >> why are >> the billionaires. why are they these chances they like, taking these chances to, know, grift a bit to, like, you know, grift a bit more taxpayers? more money from the taxpayers? >> were bored in >> we were all bored in lockdown, embezzled lockdown, but come on. embezzled none of this allegedly. allegedly, allegedly learned to do so, although i suppose the other question is, you think other question is, do you think the still there? the money is still there? >> these are >> i mean, these people who are suing them for it, where do you think well tucked inside think it is? well tucked inside of a brass of given that inside a brass saucepan, maybe that explains her extraordinarily the way they

used to do that. >> and he's pubs the woman put the tip down there. that's right that was tip windsor there is the proceeds of crime act so not that saying you know she's that i'm saying you know she's guilty been guilty obviously she hasn't been to anything like that. to trial or anything like that. >> you know, it looks >> it just you know, it looks and stinky at and smells a bit stinky at the moment. reading they could moment. i'm reading they could seize assets. >> if is, they could seize >> if she is, they could seize her carry in her assets. this carry on in a very hands on approach. >> the thing is , she has a >> but the thing is, she has a spectacular property portfolio and now we know how she's allegedly funded it because they've got a big place. is it they've got a big place. is it the i love? i want to say white oman. i can never remember which one they have a one it is, but they have a property and then she's property there and then she's got massive would have been got a massive would have been man on the tax man if she's canny on the tax front. okay that's isle of front. right okay that's isle of wight principally just for wight is principally just for yacht racing. >> but isle of man has significant tax benefits. >> well, think that's >> right. well, i think that's that's it. >> mon of man as well. that's probably she's for probably where she's aiming for lady mon of man . lady mon of man. >> can i just go back to one thing? the brass were they ever really that popular? i know juua really that popular? i know julia roberts wore one, but i

never wore one. >> no . >> no. >> no. >> so maybe soon. >> so maybe soon. >> i mean, i'm really i'm out of my depth now. >> but anyway, are you more of a leg man ? leg man? >> we're at the halfway point . >> we're at the halfway point. stay with us for tucker's luck . stay with us for tucker's luck. saturday night, death and the bbc's latest seasonal desecration of agatha christie's beloved memory. desecration of agatha christie's beloved memory . we'll see you in beloved memory. we'll see you in a

they've issued an open invite to any of those five backbench groups . and welcome back to groups. and welcome back to headliners for the second half. >> bruce. we have the telegraph now. melania, melania trump can't remember melania. melania apparently she favours america's answer to me as her husband's running mate. >> she does. tucker carlson , >> she does. tucker carlson, back to be trump's running mate . back to be trump's running mate. so melania is reported for pushing. tucker i am . apparently pushing. tucker i am. apparently he lost his job with fox news, although we don't really know why. there was a lot of dubiety about how that happened, what he has done, which i thought was really interesting. he started

his service his own subscription service costing $72 or £57 a year, and after losing his job at fox and since then he's been hosting live interviews on twitter , both live interviews on twitter, both with trump and with mr elon musk. >> certainly seeing quite a lot of the live interviews on on twitter. i think the new subscription is really subscription service is really quite new. yeah, the last few days. >> so melania, i didn't realise he'd also been reneging dating how prenups so word on the street may or may not be that could done because he's 54 so could be done because he's 54 so much younger than trump. and of course he wants to marry him as well. i don't know about that . i well. i don't know about that. i mean, i'm sure she's probably looking some kind of looking for some kind of amusement, committed family amusement, very committed family man think five children, man with, i think five children, maybe man with, i think five children, ma'okay. very happily. >> okay. very happily. >> okay. very happily. >> anyone back >> that's not held anyone back in the past. but that's a lovely sentiment, melania and tucker, that . i just that ain't gonna. i was just thinking with him at 54 and thinking that with him at 54 and kamala at 59, is this going to be a new generation of youngsters pushing through? >> okay, that would be nice . >> okay, that would be nice. >> okay, that would be nice. >> yeah. yeah. because he looks good for 54. >> god, right

good for 54. >> i'm only 58. god, right. i think that's a bit of money buying in. yeah. >> i don't think he's. i don't think he's got his hands dirty in you know, manual in any sort of, you know, manual laboun in any sort of, you know, manual labour. looks like a very labour. he looks like a very sort preppy, down sort of preppy, buttoned down quy- sort of preppy, buttoned down guy. sits behind desk. guy. just sits behind a desk. you're there you're actually out there getting grease on your fingers. >> correct. and bedbugs >> that's correct. and bedbugs up jacksie. up my jacksie. >> yeah , yeah. get away from you i >> -- >> what -_ >> what do you think? i mean, we have discussed this for some time on and off, just casually. people have been talking about tucker moving actually into politics. he's obviously like an enormously influential commentator on right one. but i cannot quite see him making that transition . transition. >> i don't know. i mean, he's hugely i mean, he's a smart guy. he's got incredible clout on the right. he's quite divisive right. but he's quite a divisive figure, mean , trump figure, although, i mean, trump has that's not has shown that that's not necessarily a bad thing. no i mean, i disagree with some of the just don't like the way the i just i don't like the way the i just i don't like the way the right we used be the the right we used to be the people in the right used to be the guys for the fun libertarian guys for a while, know, kicking back while, you know, kicking back against woke isms. and against all the woke isms. and now you know, tucker now you've got, you know, tucker and peterson. you they and peterson. you know, they want traditional values

want all this traditional values and. you know, and. right. and, you know, censorship and all the rest of it. you know, support it. and, you know, support tucker ism for censorship . tucker ism for censorship. >> one thing he stands up >> the one thing he stands up for than anything. yeah. for more than anything. yeah. peterson an odd peterson has gone on an odd journey. think thing journey. i think one thing tucker is like tucker stands out for is like just having a functional country in people get in which young people can get married have children if married and have children if they to. they want to. >> that's basically it, because we gone that he we gone about that like he wants. doesn't any wants. he doesn't want any automated so wants, automated trucks, so he wants, you truck drivers to you know, truck truck drivers to keep i mean, that's keep their jobs. i mean, that's a ridiculous economic keep their jobs. i mean, that's a you:ulous economic keep their jobs. i mean, that's a you want; economic keep their jobs. i mean, that's a you want people nic keep their jobs. i mean, that's a you want people to be approach. you want people to be made redundant by technological process so they can then be redistributed in more profitable parts of the economy. and we've got we've a shortage of got we've got a shortage of people for roles. so if you want to reduce immigration, which is what tucker is always going on about, want that about, you want that technological want technological process, you want that technological process, you want tha that's true. well, i would >> that's true. well, i would certainly see robots certainly be happy to see robots take the care take over in the social care sector. of get what he sector. i kind of get what he talks about with public talks about with the public sector and just replace them just with hoovers that go across the floor. >> that'd be a much more fit. >> that'd be a much more fit. >> commodore just doing. >> commodore just doing. >> a lot people that

>> a lot of people did say that melania robot, so there's melania was a robot, so there's something in there that, you know, she's a prototype or i don't know. >> a lot of people also never not even help me think michael obama . obama. >> michelle obama is the is the front leader as well for the could. we could have a head to head sati news now in the mail leo. and it's been a bad week for old timers. first of all, a lame hislop interview on lame ian hislop interview on times radio and now a truly dreadful saturday night live. cold dreadful saturday night live. colyeah. grew >> yeah. so calls grew for saturday live to apologise saturday night live to apologise for unfunny anti—semitism for its unfunny anti—semitism heanng for its unfunny anti—semitism hearing sketch that mocked the republican senator or representative stefanik for calling out elite colleges instead of calling out the elite colleges. we've got a clip of it. >> we've got a clip here. let's have a look. mr phonic thank you, chair . you, chair. >> woman now, i'm going to start screaming questions at these women like i'm billy eichner. anti—semitism. yayi or nay, i'm sorry. what? yes or no is calling for the genocide of jews

against the code of conduct for harvard. >> well , it harvard. >> well, it depends on the context . context. >> yes . really context. >> yes. really lame. >> yes. really lame. >> it's really lame . i mean, >> it's really lame. i mean, satire and comedy is supposed to, you know, poke at the established and, you know, speak truth. and instead, this is just enforcing the sort of liberal establishment opinion that bizarrely seems to be saying anti—semitism is fine. now and we've seen horrific anti—semitism on elite college campuses is and also it's just not funny . i campuses is and also it's just not funny. i mean, if you're going to be horrifically racist, you know, at least, you know, do a bernard manning and make it really well . really funny as well. >> they went down the i mean, it really is route with sketch really is route one with sketch writing. basically we just writing. we're basically we just did what actually happened but including directions including some stage directions like screechy voice and then just says what the woman actually said. >> yeah and i think the whole the whole thing is a bud light moment we're moment for universities. we're seeing donors. i will say this, glasses falling from heads. yeah. >> i don't know whether i feel slightly more ambivalent than than it sounds like you do on this because what has

this because what i think has been problem is been really is the problem is not they have not not exactly that they have not clamped or enforced , you clamped down or enforced, you know, hate speech legislation on campus about the anti—semitism that's emerged. it's that they've so extraordinarily they've been so extraordinarily doctrinaire on all other forms of hate speech in the last ten years. oh, yeah. >> if you if you misgender someone you expelled, that's you in jail. >> so they've established that's the kind of culture against which the anti semitism just stands out like an extraordinarily sore vivid yeah yeah. that's the problem , right? yeah. that's the problem, right? it's against their own culture of policing these and there have been physical attacks on jewish students on campus. been physical attacks on jewish stu�*it's:s on campus. been physical attacks on jewish stu�*it's ridiculous. js. been physical attacks on jewish stu�*it's ridiculous. yeah i mean, >> it's ridiculous. yeah i mean, one of the donors has just pulled million. mean, pulled out $100 million. i mean, they've really messed up because i mean , who did they think was i mean, who did they think was was funding these elite institutions? one of the institutions? well, one of the presidents has resigned already. >> the that being >> and the woman that was being parodied yeah she's parodied there. gay. yeah she's also under for fire apparently has emerged that chris rufo, who you know is like a bulldog when he gets on to these things. the guy who basically identified

critical race theory as the problem identified problem he is identified plagiarism in her doctorate, her phd paper apparently is written with an uncited sources. so . she with an uncited sources. so. she can't be spiralling out now. yeah. no i mean this is one once you know, once you've isolated one from the herd and i think once once the money starts moving, that's when things start changing. >> hopefully more legacy >> yeah. hopefully more legacy tv bruce in the times, tv now, bruce in the times, agatha christie's great grandson has channelled her approval of the casting decision the latest casting decision by the latest casting decision by the from beyond the grave. the bbc from beyond the grave. >> which basically >> yes. which is basically agatha christie would welcome the decision to change the protagonist heritage in a new bbc adaptation of one of her novels, her family have said james as she says her james christie, as she says her great grandson, and said she would have the radical would have supported the radical adaptations, adding tv producers aim a degree of license to change things and this is with the british actor. i'm no what's his name? david johnson. david johnson, who was in the hbo show

industry. and the film rye lane and yeah, so . oh, and he won the and yeah, so. oh, and he won the black british theatre award in 2020. >> he's a black actor and he's playing the detective as far as i can see in something called murder is easy, which haven't murder is easy, which i haven't read. don't read. i mean, i don't particularly care about this, but you kind of the but you do kind of get the feeling need have feeling the bbc need to have some kind of slightly irritating casting decision, otherwise they won't , right? won't get the pr, right? >> they seem be >> yeah. i mean, they seem to be doing it to get into the papers and it'd be nice, you know, just one they haven't one day where they haven't replaced actor with, replaced a white actor with, you know, person. mean, know, a black person. i mean, you're going to see them you're never going to see them remake with white remake the a—team with a white beard only ever beard or actors. it's only ever going in one direction. going to go in one direction. and it's really it just rankles going to go in one direction. and it�*causes' it just rankles going to go in one direction. and it�*causes division.3nkles going to go in one direction. and it�*causes division. andes going to go in one direction. and it�*causes division. and why and it causes division. and why don't new things don't they just make new things with black characters with black, black characters instead of making this old book by make a new by agatha christie make a new thing ? thing? >> take agatha christie's >> or take agatha christie's plot , but >> or take agatha christie's plot, but bring it into the modern where would have modern era where it would have been mean, as i say, been more. but i mean, as i say, i really don't that much. i really don't care that much. it little bit it just feels a little bit tired. james pritchard, the great presumably great grandson, presumably thinks that his great

grandmother have approved grandmother would have approved of continuing to get paid of him continuing to get paid for just wants that >> yeah, he just wants that royalty . he's like, yeah, royalty check. he's like, yeah, don't this project , don't don't derail this project, but house. yeah absolutely. >> this, though, if all they've doneis >> this, though, if all they've done is cast a black actor in the detective role, that's probably less annoying than when they used. i think it was the abc murders. it was a couple of years ago and they that was with john as hercule john malkovich as hercule poirot, and they set it in a britain in the 1930, which was on verge of slipping into on the verge of slipping into fascism. shortly after the brexit it was really heavy brexit vote. it was really heavy handed, kind of like , you know, handed, kind of like, you know, john malkovich used to own a hotel cardiff. hotel in cardiff. >> right ? it hotel in cardiff. >> right? it was hotel in cardiff. >> right ? it was called the hotel in cardiff. >> right? it was called the big easy or something like that. the big sleep well, would big sleep well, you would pray for sleep in there. for the big sleep in there. i was in recent, like, serious play was in recent, like, serious play and my radio came off the wall and the i know it's a tape i was having nights where they used to put you up in there. >> that was the comedy club, wasn't it? that put you up in there and. oh, did they? and apparently it's been changed now. yeah. >> there

>> no, i was there independently. radiators. >> okay . leo the metro now even >> okay. leo the metro now even by the double of some by the double standards of some of nonsense , of the delusional nonsense, we've expected pay lip we've been expected to pay lip service extreme . service to, this is extreme. >> so a tory mp, rachel . rachel >> so a tory mp, rachel. rachel mclean, apologises over man in a wig tweet about transgender rival melissa poulton. previously, dave poulton i think is yeah, just obviously one of these, you know, like i respect some transgender people who put the effort in. but you know this melissa poulton is just a bloke in a wig and the wig is not even on street wig. and it's not even it's not even a you know, it's a bloke the bloke, this bloke you've seen. i mean, you've ever seen. i mean, i don't know, like what he's trying transition into, but trying to transition into, but it shaved an it looks like they shaved an orang—utan didn't orang—utan like didn't even shave even shave. it shave it. didn't even shave. it just on it. it's ridiculous. >> hasn't his ridiculous. >> hasn't changed. his voice or anything yeah, it's anything as he goes. yeah, it's obviously trans phobia this is i'm confronting transphobia and all like that canadian >> it's like that canadian teacher the massive fake teacher with the massive fake bosoms almost there to bosoms who's almost there to troll gender id thing that troll the gender id thing that you know, anybody who says they're a woman is a woman. but yeah, ridiculous. but

yeah, it's ridiculous. but what's we covered what's interesting is we covered this on on my show on saturday and rachel mclean, we said, you know, she'd apologise . she did know, she'd apologise. she did apologise. apologised for apologise. she apologised for saying poulton is a saying that melissa poulton is a man who wears a wig and she did apologise, but then she retweeted our, like the clip of our show and said, i did not apologise, but then changed the thing. i did not apologise for criticising the policy, but it just looked like we were lying . just looked like we were lying. and so i don't know. i think i think that was sympathy. that was a disingenuous thing. and yes, i've lost all sympathy. no, no, no. i'm on the opposite side of the tariffs. no, i'm on the trans side. so i feel like that everybody don't vote for rachel mclean. >> well, we were talking about it last night. and what i think would a nice thing for these would be a nice thing for these two ladies do is both to two ladies to do is both go to the hairdressers get some the hairdressers and get some layers hair. that layers in both their hair. that would nice. i think that would be nice. i think that would be nice. i think that would really maybe. >> mclean give >> rachel mclean can give melissa grooming generally. >> yes. no, no, no. >> that was that all wrong ? >> is that was that all wrong? >> is that was that all wrong? >> is that was that all wrong? >> i want them to >> that's why i want them to both new skill. both go and learn a new skill.

>> mail . yes. and in >> bruce daily mail. yes. and in an act of unbridled generosity, the uk council for psychotherapy have that the belief have conceded that the belief that there are only two sexes is protected in law. >> so this is to do with, um, mr s's s's who was doing a qualification and as you see here, we have the belief that there are only two sexes is protected in law. the professional body for psychotherapists has conceded that after it had a student thrown off course for thrown off his course for expressing gender critical views, the uk council for psychotherapy also said it was a valid professional opinion and that children questioning their gender should receive counselling rather than a pathway to medical treatment. now obviously i don't have children. you two do and your valid opinion is as valuable as anyone else's. >> bruce, you're allowed to speak your mind despite not having children at risk. >> well , but having children at risk. >> well, but this is the. so my point is and you know , i

point is and you know, i understand some of it and i don't understand it, i was actually saying it to cressida. i always knew that i was gay. i know that will come as a huge surprise. it was almost like i came there, but i've no came out there, but i've no intention doing because intention of doing that because inever intention of doing that because i never it originally. but i never did it originally. but the of the matter there the fact of the matter is there will genuine situations will be some genuine situations if you see i mean. so if you see what i mean. so that's what i mean, being that's what i mean, not being the i don't. yeah, if the parent. i don't. yeah, if that sense. yeah. that makes any sense. yeah. >> no, i think that's a fair point. some people are genuinely transgender, but i feel like there's, there's this drive amongst the liberal progressives to sort of channel children into to sort of channel children into to transitioning. it's like they've got a hammer , so they've got a hammer, so everything looks like a nail and so i think children that are autistic or mixed up or gay or whatever are being, you know, pushed and railroaded into this this transition treatment . and this transition treatment. and it makes common sense to say they should receive counselling. that's not a transphobic thing. that's not a transphobic thing. that's not, you know, trying to stop people transitioning. that just seems like it seems to make sense to get them to talk to a therapist before, you know,

putting and putting them on drugs and chopping them up. and until five minutes would gone minutes ago, it would have gone without one without saying anyway, just one more with gullible more section to go with gullible drug mules, reality psyops , drug mules, reality tv psyops, and navigate the and how to navigate the christmas from home office party. >> we'll you mil-h

welcome back to headliners leo. gullible dupe news. now the guardian have a stern warning about taking suitcases from strange un officials. strange u n officials. >> strange un officials. >> yeah, this is more stuff that should just be basic common sense. but this is the australian federal police are warning about an emerging scam that involves transporting illicit drugs for criminals claiming to be united nations officials. so basically somebody comes up to you and says, would you take this? do you take this suitcase? open don't,

suitcase? don't open it. don't, don't don't dab don't sniff, don't don't dab your in that powder and your finger in that powder and test it . but take it your finger in that powder and test it. but take it and we'll give you £35 million if you take it to australia . yeah. so it to australia. yeah. so they've arrested two people. they arrested somebody came they arrested somebody who came from where they found from singapore where they found three kilograms of methamphetamine been concealed in the lining. the weird thing is coming from singapore in the lining. the weird thing is that's1g from singapore in the lining. the weird thing is that's completelyjapore in the lining. the weird thing is that's completely like re in the lining. the weird thing is that's completely like if where that's completely like if you're caught with three kilograms of meth in singapore, you're dead. you're literally dead. system. dead. this is an amazing system. so i think these people are either stupid or lying. it's like they're taking it's like trying to smuggle hash to jamaica. >> makes no sense at all. in fact, you shouldn't really be smuggling methamphetamine into any significant country . you can any significant country. you can make it exactly the same as going you. going to assure you. >> after the break, baking. >> after the break, baking. >> should we actually say you shouldn't be smuggling any drugs into well of into any country? well of course, morally course, you know, but morally or pragmatically , it's slightly pragmatically, it's slightly different. what i thought was hysterical if it's hysterical was they said if it's too good to be true, it probably is. i mean, this isn't like prisoner cell block h and a teddy and, you know, all that

kind of it's really. kind of stuff. it's really. >> yeah, how would they go? >> yeah, but how would they go? listen, this is for the un, right? i want you to take this suitcase and see jim from suitcase and see big jim from the un. he's part of unesco . so the un. he's part of unesco. so the un. he's part of unesco. so the aussies, they're not playing ball, so we've got to go round the back. you know what i mean? >> is this a paypal transfer? if they've got their details they've got their bank details and given cash, yeah, and they're given cash, yeah, you million would and they're given cash, yeah, you imagine million would and they're given cash, yeah, you imagine you illion would and they're given cash, yeah, you imagine you getn would and they're given cash, yeah, you imagine you get away/ould and they're given cash, yeah, you imagine you get away with taking the drugs and then taking the drugs then and then you're fine the money and you're fine with the money and you're fine with the money and you're no, you've done you're like, oh no, you've done a fury, you've not paid you're like, oh no, you've done a council, you've not paid you're like, oh no, you've done a council, youyou're paid you're like, oh no, you've done a council, youyou're going your council tax, you're going to the slammer. >> always how they get >> that's always how they get them. with the them. bruce staying with the guardian, sleep deprivation is the secret weapon of a reality tv well, course it is, >> well, of course it is, because a thing called because it's a thing called jeopardy . they want people at jeopardy. they want people at their vulnerable, don't their most vulnerable, don't they? people being they? they want people being bampot. out, bampot. but it's how this out, isn't kind of, yeah isn't it? headline kind of, yeah . a light in my . you know, shine a light in my face. i was in tears. angry, emotional. that was and emotional. that was me and harvey nichols friday doing harvey nichols on friday doing reality you sleep reality tv shows. you sleep deprivation trigger meltdowns deprivation to trigger meltdowns and showdowns. and of course they if you deny someone they do. if you deny someone sleep, food , if sleep, if you deny them food, if you alcohol, if you

you deny them alcohol, if you deny them decent in which deny them decent people in which to around with, you're to hang around with, you're going stoke reaction . some going to stoke a reaction. some girl was so girl from arizona was so desperate to get to sleep, she went to sleep with pants went to sleep with her pants on her mean , my point would her head. i mean, my point would be, yeah , i beg with these pants be, yeah, i beg with these pants because you'd have the because obviously you'd have the holes eyes. holes for the eyes. >> never done that? >> have you never done that? >> have you never done that? >> well, one one underwear to kill light a hotel room kill the light in a hotel room with inadequate curtains. kill the light in a hotel room witigenuinely te curtains. kill the light in a hotel room witigenuinely not.|rtains. kill the light in a hotel room witigenuinely not. i've1s. kill the light in a hotel room witigenuinely not. i've done that. >> really ? >> really? >> really? >> yeah. wouldn't call them >> yeah. i wouldn't call them pants. they, a boxer? pants. what were they, a boxer? >> yeah. yeah. okay >> yeah. yeah. okay >> watlington means . but >> watlington by any means. but it's the best thing you can do. sometimes thought it'd be sometimes you thought it'd be harder , harder with women's underwear, though. would. though. yeah, it probably would. the get, the thought you'd have to get, like, lined up right like, just the lined up right across the pupils. >> yeah. across the pupils. >> unless it was a thick pant because might been because it might have been a reality because it might have been a reaiso of these shows >> so some of these shows obviously, mean, like a obviously, i mean, like i'm a celebrity get me out of here is the thought. it's the obvious thought. it's obviously it, it? obviously part of it, isn't it? it's you're under it's obviously you're under stress. obviously you're stress. it's obviously you're coming apart. that's what they hope a big brother. but hope for. a big brother. but what they talking what are they talking about? shows where that isn't supposed to be part of it. >> no, but what they are saying to be part of it. >:that but what they are saying to be part of it. >:that they what they are saying to be part of it. >:that they really hey are saying to be part of it. >:that they really basic'e saying to be part of it.

>:that they really basic whating is that they really basic what they're saying is that they want people out, see people freaking out, if you see what i mean. thing. what i mean. they thing. and that's at with that's where we're at with reality television now because, you you about you know, if you think about things like big brother, big brother in country was brother in this country was a social the first social experiment. the first time happened. so was time it happened. so was the x factor and all that kind of stuff. really stuff. it's all really formulaic. like, can formulaic. so it's like, how can we them forward to get an we push them forward to get an even more extreme reaction on, you know, people spitting and fighting with each other and all that similar you fighting with each other and all that the similar you fighting with each other and all that the introduction you fighting with each other and all that the introduction of you know, the introduction of democracy wasn't basically know, the introduction of dethisracywasn't basically know, the introduction of dethis country,1't basically know, the introduction of dethis country, you basically know, the introduction of dethis country, you know:ally know, the introduction of dethis country, you know ,|lly know, the introduction of dethis country, you know , to in this country, you know, to begin with, just give the begin with, they just give the vote to a few landowners and then, you know, 1 or 2 particularly wealthy women get it. >> and before you know it, it's an absolute free for all. you know. yeah. >> the i've had some like suicides and stuff from from love island but it is i mean it's shocking some of the stuff that people go through on reality tv. i do this show called headliners and we get put in position it's like in stress position is it's like a living hell. >> well the love island one was that was that on show that that was that on the show that wasn't show. that was that on the show that wasthere show. that was that on the show that wasthere was show. that was that on the show that wasthere was aiow. that was that on the show that wasthere was a segment no final . >> there was a segment no final. >> there was a segment no final. >> but my point about it is that

they say that these people go through psychiatric evaluation now a of will still now a lot of people will still cheat that because they are just desperate the show. desperate to be on the show. i feel for people that feel sorry for the people that genuinely and very genuinely went on and very quickly, very little quickly, we've got very little time, i want cover this one. >> the daily mail working men's clubs getting clubs are thinking of getting rid of of the two defining rid of one of the two defining features their names to features in their names in to order attract more daytime drinkers. they've drinkers. and i think they've chosen one. yeah chosen the wrong one. yeah >> ditching word >> so they're ditching the word men working men's clubs. men from working men's clubs. they're just going to be called working just sounds like working clubs. just sounds like a that works. fear it a club that works. the fear it puts women from attending. puts off women from attending. i'm not sure that going i'm not sure that this is going to a big flock of to result in a big flock of women heading the working women heading to the working men's apparently the men's clubs, but apparently the real lockdown. real problem is over lockdown. men built man caves in their sheds and whatever, and now they're staying in that instead of road. of going down the road. >> don't think man >> i don't think they built man caves. at home caves. they just stay at home and not like you're and drink. it's not like you're not allowed to just drink in your it? your own kitchen, is it? >> yeah, but when you start drinking called man drinking it, it's called a man cave. enough is cave. okay, enough show is nearly cave. okay, enough show is nealet's take another quick look >> let's take another quick look at page. his at tuesday's front page. his daily mail have down to the wire

the telegraph . ben wallace. do the telegraph. ben wallace. do not rwanda row bring down not let rwanda row bring down the government. guardian climate draft condemned as weak and insufficient. i knew story rebels in stand off with pm on rwanda law. some in fury tyson versus cheshire council daily express last ditch bid to win over rebels. those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, leo kearse and bruce devlin. i'll be back tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh howie and nick dixon and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise go to bed and i'll see you again tomorrow night. thanks for giving us your time. good night. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar , the sponsors of weather solar, the sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> evening. i'm alex deakin and this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news. after most of us had a dry monday, expect some heavy

downpours booths tomorrow. thunderstorms possible and some gusty winds thanks to this area of low pressure. slowly but surely it's been heading towards us over the past 24 hours and now providing some pretty heavy rain across northern ireland where linger for where it's likely to linger for most of the night. and that could some disruption. could cause some disruption. so we met office yellow we do have a met office yellow warning place elsewhere. the warning in place elsewhere. the rain tend move through, rain does tend to move through, but could drop quite a bit of rain in a short space of time as that band crosses england, wales into scotland. of into southern scotland. touch of frost northern frost possible in northern scotland time, but scotland for a time, but generally temperatures rising as the goes on and the rain the night goes on and the rain moves into north—east england, southeast scotland first thing tomorrow and then it kind of lingers again for most of the day. again, it's been day. so again, because it's been so could cause some so wet, that could cause some issues there'll issues further south. there'll be showers, showers , be showers, heavy showers, potential for some large hail stones as these showers drift through. they should move through. they should move through because it be quite through because it will be quite blustery and brightens blustery. and if it brightens up, could get up to 12, 13 up, we could get up to 12, 13 degrees. but feeling a lot cooler than that , 7 or 8 with

cooler than that, 7 or 8 with the more persistent rain over southeast and northeast southeast scotland and northeast england, fizzles england, that's slowly fizzles on but stays on tuesday nights, but stays fairly damp across eastern parts of on wednesday. of england on wednesday. elsewhere looking much brighter and drier . and that is the theme and drier. and that is the theme for the second half of the week. low pressure systems disappear and high moves in promising and a high moves in promising a lot. drier weather for most of us. for the second half of this week, warm feeling inside , week, that warm feeling inside, aside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on .

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leading the news this morning. it's make break for the prime it's make or break for the prime minister wing minister as a right wing rebellions brewing over his rwanda could this be the rwanda plan. could this be the bill that brings down his government despite being sentenced to 14 whole life orders , a hearing will begin orders, a hearing will begin today looking into whether child killer lucy letby should be stripped of her nursing credentials . the duke of sussex credentials. the duke of sussex will have to pay more than £48,000 in legal costs after his after losing his part of a libel battle this week. it's another setback for the embattled prince. >> this question is birmingham on the brink of going broke? the councils holding emergency meetings today as they seek to address a £300 million budget gap and something a bit different. >> today we have the sports broadcaster stella mills here with all of your sport, you . with all of your sport, you. >> yes, quite a crazy day for sport . we'll be covering it all sport. we'll be covering it all here. turkish football has ground to a halt after an issue with a referee getting punched

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