gb news. >> good evening. your top stories from the gp newsroom. the uk is bracing itself for storm garrett, which is set to batter much of the country , with batter much of the country, with drivers now being warned of potentially hazardous conditions on their way home from the christmas holiday the christmas holiday. the met office several yellow office has issued several yellow weather warnings from midnight into the early hours on thursday, with alerts for strong wind , rain and snow. gusts wind, rain and snow. gusts

between 50 to 70mph will sweep across the country, with high ground and exposed coasts being hit the hardest. most of england and wales will see torrential rain , whereas the peaks of rain, whereas the peaks of scotland and northern isles scotland and the northern isles are to see that snow . a are likely to see that snow. a man has been arrested on suspicion of murder following a fatal stabbing in croydon. 27 year old michael patrick afonso picotto died after being attacked by a group of men in thornton heath on the 19th of december. a 22 year old remains in custody and an investigation is ongoing . the met police are is ongoing. the met police are appealing for anyone with information to come forward . information to come forward. four people have been arrested on suspicion of murder after a man was stabbed in east london today. the met police say. officers were called to reports of a stabbing in hackney early this morning. a 49 year old man was found with stab wounds and later died from his injuries. two men, aged 49 and 42, and two women aged 35 and 44, have all been arrested and remain in

police custody . unsolved police custody. unsolved shoplifting cases across england and wales have soared to a five year high by over 200,000 cases, went unsolved in the past year in what's being described by the lib dems as a growing crime epidemic . lib dems as a growing crime epidemic. home lib dems as a growing crime epidemic . home office data shows epidemic. home office data shows that number of shoplifting cases were closed without a suspect being identified . an average of being identified. an average of over 560 go unsolved every day . over 560 go unsolved every day. and finally, queen camilla hosted afternoon tea today at windsor castle for a girl with a brain tumour. the little girl, who spent most of her life on chemotherapy, she sang a christmas song and gave the queen a handmade ring . olivia queen a handmade ring. olivia taylor has a brain tumour which has left her blind, but she leapt up to say hello. your majesty , as she met queen majesty, as she met queen camilla. the seven year old also tried her very first cup of tea, which was poured by the . queen.

which was poured by the. queen. this is gb news across the uk on tv, in your car, on your digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news now time for headliners . for headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners your first look at the day after boxing day's newspaper as we review the news with three top comedians. >> i'm stephen allen, i'm here with people who were with two people who were available to boxing day. available to work on boxing day. josh howie and seeing as louis schaefer has been now fired , schaefer has been now fired, we're joined by nicholas de santo. >> can you imagine the kind of person to work person who's available to work on i've just been drinking at >> i've just been drinking at home. just drinking at home. i've just been drinking at home. i've just been drinking at home. got a call two minutes home. i got a call two minutes ago and i got they sent around home. i got a call two minutes ago cabi i got they sent around home. i got a call two minutes ago cab and)t they sent around home. i got a call two minutes ago cab and i they sent around home. i got a call two minutes ago cab and i justr sent around home. i got a call two minutes ago cab and i just arrivedround home. i got a call two minutes ago cab and i just arrived here. the cab and i just arrived here. >> evil twin show >> your evil twin did the show earlier. >> your evil twin did the show earli> i don't know what you're talking difficulty. the talking about. difficulty. the difficulty twin. difficulty with an evil twin. >> they're one difficulty with an evil twin. >> the they're one difficulty with an evil twin. >> the beard. 1ey're one difficulty with an evil twin. >> the beard. bute one difficulty with an evil twin. >> the beard. but you've ne beard. >> did they have hair? the no,

no. okay, then they're not truly evil, fair enough. evil, then? no fair enough. >> good christmas is far. >> but good christmas is so far. >> but good christmas is so far. >> yeah, i've been working >> yeah, yeah, i've been working every i have every second and i have two little kids mortgage, so little kids and a mortgage, so it's good to be hey, there little kids and a mortgage, so it'sgoes. to be hey, there little kids and a mortgage, so it'sgoes. right, hey, there little kids and a mortgage, so it'sgoes. right, move :here little kids and a mortgage, so it'sgoes. right, move one little kids and a mortgage, so it'sgoes. right, move on to he goes. right, let's move on to the front pages. the daily mail goes dozens under—fives goes with dozens of under—fives referred to gender service . referred to nhs gender service. >> the guardian's front page goes with x gchq chief warns ministers over government by whatsapp. the times says tories to woo first time buyers. the telegraph goes with number 10 plans to end iht ahead of election. the express says end scandal of rip off hospital parking charges and finally the daily star battered britain . daily star battered britain. five new year storms those are your front pages . all right, your front pages. all right, let's start with front page of the daily mail. >> josh . yes, dozens of under >> josh. yes, dozens of under fives refer to nhs gender

clinic. now this is three and four year olds. there were 73 and four year olds. this is over and four year olds. this is over a few years. this is. we've got the cas report coming out soon. hilary cass looking into uh into this the whole nhs response to, um, to gender specific children, the tavistock and uh, this seems somewhat mental to me to that a three year old would be referred to, uh, a clinic here because three year olds, their sense of gender or sex or whatever you want to call it, uh, is , is not want to call it, uh, is, is not fixed, and it doesn't mean anything. it's the point. >> and also, it's true to say their sense of anything. >> exactly. they are stupid is the point . i'm obsessed with the point. i'm obsessed with dinosaurs or unicorns at best. dinosaurs at worst, unicorns. >> and my son eli, you know, put on a dress. my he's now six for a while now. he he was in the same bedroom as his is my, uh, my daughter. and, uh, so he would like. oh, i want to dress like her. and we go, yeah, cool,

mate. here you go. he put on a dress and do do the that dress and do do the stuff that she because he wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. 3ecause he wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. it:ause he wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. it wasn'tie wanted to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. it wasn't becausei to be dress and do do the stuff that she her. it wasn't because she be like her. it wasn't because she was a girl or because he felt like a woman inside anything like a woman inside or anything like a woman inside or anything like that. just was just like that. it's just he was just mimicking the mimicking what the moment the poor or poor boy touches a doll or a girl touches a police car. >> those progressive >> are those progressive parents? okay, let's rush to the tavistock clinic. >> that's what they did >> and that's what they did here. 70 parents, 70 here. and 70 parents, 70 parents. a three year and four year obviously, we're year olds. obviously, we're influenced year olds. obviously, we're influen them and when. and now around them and when. and now the and seen these the question and i've seen these videos from america where you see they're just men , see these, they're just men, parents. and for them you could see it's like a lifestyle choice for have would for them. and they have i would argue they've pushed these children down this path and children into down this path and then it becomes medicalisation . then it becomes medicalisation. and the tragedy is when you see these confused kids and they become teenagers and they've essentially they're medicalized for are infertile. for life. they are infertile. they are unable to have any kind of healthy sexual , uh, life. and of healthy sexual, uh, life. and it's a tragedy. and i think that it's a tragedy. and i think that it absolutely comes from parents and being groomed by those

parents. >> you know, internet wisdom says a transgender child , says a transgender child, especially this young, is like a vegetarian cat, you know, who calls the shots. it's never the actual cat or the actual child who made that decision . who made that decision. >> so have you got a vegetarian cat? i'm confused this cat? i'm confused about this analogy because the cat wouldn't shoot the cat. >> let's move on to the front page of the guardian and see what they're going with nicholas. >> okay, well, middle >> okay, so. well, in the middle of page, we have this of the page, we have this beautiful of beautiful picture of a folkloristic performance in dorset day . dorset on boxing day. >> but that's what they normally dress like. that's village dress like. that's the village people that's normal. people is. that's normal. that's a normal day in dorset. >> okay, my, my, my bad >> okay, so my, my, my, my bad for not being, uh, sufficiently acquainted with the tuesday with dorset costume and customs. uh, but but the picture is sandwiched by two very sombre , sandwiched by two very sombre, um, headlines. we have israel in war on seven fronts. as minister, this is about the gaza war, which israel . uh, yes. so war, which israel. uh, yes. so have l war, which israel. uh, yes. so have i. and the israeli defence forces have warned that this is going to only intensify. but on

top of that, the main headline is thc ghq chief warns ministers over government by whatsapp. so this has been a big issue. of course, we've followed the covid inquiry and this is a staple of our time when ministers at at all rates at all ranking, uh , ranks, uh, they ranking, uh, ranks, uh, they communicate through whatsapp and the risk is of course, transparency. they can pull a hillary clinton at any time , uh, hillary clinton at any time, uh, if you like. and just say messages better reference , isn't it? >> losing your phone in the nonh >> losing your phone in the north sea. that was a great way to go. >> that was a classic. it happens to the best of us. >> well if happens to >> well, if it happens to rebekah vardy, one thing. rebekah vardy, that's one thing. but you're in charge of but if you're in charge of the government, you if government, you should. if you don't back up a don't know how to back up a phone, you should your phone, you should lose your job. shouldn't. there's a certain level shouldn't. there's a certain lev1 it could be that had >> it could be that they had some photos body parts. some photos of body parts. that's what use whatsapp for. guys >> hey hey hey, enough . >> hey hey hey, fair enough. >> hey hey hey, fair enough. >> there are two things. >> uh, but there are two things. well, first of all, it's interesting because just interesting because it's just it's based interesting because it's just it'sa based interesting because it's just it'sa head based interesting because it's just it'sa head of based interesting because it's just it'sa head of gchq|sed interesting because it's just it'sa head of gchq who's on a former head of gchq who's now doing other stuff, and he's kind this crowbar into

kind of using this crowbar into his his career. the two his his now career. but the two things it's it is an things are, yes, it's it is an excellent in some ways excellent tool in some ways because it is it makes it easy. it means that you can have access to somebody a lot. you can have these group chats so they are used in a lot of work environments because environments now because it makes life easier than calling around five people or sorting out zoom meeting or whatever. out a zoom meeting or whatever. so that's the one part if so that's the one part of it. if they maybe an alternative they had maybe an alternative that was was, um, the, the, you know, like some sort of government whatsapp and then that was that information was held. and if they just, it's just if and the other part of it is are they don't they know is why are they don't they know that this is going to come that this stuff is going to come out? that's what's maddening is like, can't they like, you, i can't believe they were stuff away and were typing the stuff away and just saying, yeah, one's just saying, oh yeah, no one's ever to see this. ever going to get to see this. this to be lost to this is going to be lost to history and not be held accountable that's what accountable at all. that's what does head in about this. yeah does my head in about this. yeah >> screenshot. yes >> the curse of screenshot. yes yeah, absolutely. >> that story. i've yeah, absolutely. >> both that story. i've yeah, absolutely. >> both of that story. i've yeah, absolutely. >> both of you that story. i've yeah, absolutely. >> both of you i've: story. i've yeah, absolutely. >> both of you i've got ry. i've yeah, absolutely. >> both of you i've got got 've got both of you i've got got both on the ringer for both of you on the ringer for those ringers. uh, awkward. yeah sorry. >> e! en- y to the times. >> let's go to the times. >> let's go to the times. >> now that i've got you in my

phone steve's ringer phone as actually steve's ringer ringtone is a different . ringtone is a different. >> it's meant to be a sound, not a colour. what's the front page of times ? of the times? >> yeah. so. well, there's, uh, putin's ship is wrecked by a 2.5 million uk missile. you could argue that that is arguably the best value that the british, uh, taxpayer have had for a long time now. actually, that 2.5 million. i know that sounds like a lot of money, but really, if that defeats arguably one of our are they an enemy ? we're not are they an enemy? we're not allowed to say that they're an enemy, but yeah, by by enemy, but yeah, whatever. by by proxy. uh, and of course, you know, warships cost billions . know, warships cost billions. so, uh, well done there . uh, but so, uh, well done there. uh, but the he says not using any doorknobs . uh in any cathedral doorknobs. uh in any cathedral towns . yeah. uh, soon, uh, the towns. yeah. uh, soon, uh, the big story, though tories to woo first time buyers . big story, though tories to woo first time buyers. uh, and this is the tories pathetic attempt to try and get , is the tories pathetic attempt to try and get, get, uh, younger voters who have just the situation for them. buying a

place just gets worse and worse and worse. i got very lucky . my and worse. i got very lucky. my grandmother let me my wife live with her at the time . that's with her at the time. that's what allowed us to save up the necessary, uh, deposit . but for necessary, uh, deposit. but for younger people now , it does seem younger people now, it does seem somewhat hopeless . so they've somewhat hopeless. so they've got some stuff here. they're talking about mortgage rates for fixed decades that the government would, uh, would underwrite, what they underwrite, which is what they do america . so the deposit do in america. so the deposit can be that makes a lot of can be less. that makes a lot of sense. why that been sense. why has that not been happening? we the help happening? now we have the help to coming back . why to buy scheme coming back. why did ? and we have, um, did it go away? and we have, um, stamp duty reform, which is obviously something that's necessary because it arguably stops people from moving because they don't want to pay the tax. and it it sort of clogs up the higher up the chain, isn't it? yeah, it is higher up the buyer, but it has an impact lower down. so all of these are great. why are doing it potentially are they doing it potentially three months an election . three months before an election. >> well i mean, nicholas to that point this, um, only point isn't this, um, only a band—aid? the solution in the

housing, the problem in the housing, the problem in the housing market will be made worse by these in the long tum. more people will owe more money, and it will push the house pnces and it will push the house pri(so one argument, >> so that's one argument, especially against to buy. >> so that's one argument, emean, ly against to buy. >> so that's one argument, emean, i' against to buy. >> so that's one argument, emean, i gotainst to buy. >> so that's one argument, emean, i got myt to buy. >> so that's one argument, emean, i got my first to buy. >> so that's one argument, emean, i got my first home jy. i mean, i got my first home thanks to to buy, the thanks to help to buy, but the parents, uh, pardon your parents. not helped by the by her majesty's government at that time. but yeah , my father time. yeah, but yeah, my father had iranian riyal, so not very powerful. but once converted into sterling. but but the point is that help to buy allows people to have some, some savings. and you can say it's fair they have managed fair because they have managed to up some savings get to scrape up some savings to get on while price on that ladder, while the price is because is also pushed up because developers also know that, okay, we these customers aided by we have these customers aided by the government, they push up the government, so they push up the government, so they push up the prices and it creates even more inflation in the prices. and then the other issue , the and then the other issue, the elephant in the room is, is, is immigration. because enough houses to be built . right? houses need to be built. right? we are not building enough houses and are to be houses and there are going to be snapped there's to houses and there are going to be snicompetition there's to houses and there are going to be snicompetition withre's to houses and there are going to be snicompetition with immigrants. be competition with immigrants. and that the and we know that in the southeast, again, the housing market global commodity . we

market is a global commodity. we are competing against, you know, rich or rich people from hong kong or russia anywhere . so on all russia or or anywhere. so on all levels the market, we are levels of the market, we are competing, whether it's the entry level is it is it the entry level or is it is it the higher level. and of course there's going to be a ripple effect. so when london is a is a big is a big investment to big hub is a big investment to buy a property here, means buy a property here, that means there's even on there's a ripple effect. even on houses which are not maybe snapped by by billionaires snapped up by by by billionaires or is , you know, or the government is, you know, making a lot of effort to make the country so rubbish that no one wants to actually live there. >> that hopefully bring house. >> let's give them that. yeah. >> let's give them that. yeah. >> well keep you away >> well let's keep you away from these uh, these shores anyway. uh, the most story, the daily most important story, the daily star, proud to live animals, as it its front page . where it says on its front page. where are they leading with nicholas batus are they leading with nicholas bat five new year storms in nine >> five new year storms in nine days been predicted for days have been predicted for britain. of course, that is the downside of being right next to the atlantic . and in the picture the atlantic. and in the picture i like the picture of the typical inadequate , uh, british typical inadequate, uh, british umbrella, which is always reversed, don't you just how dare you dis are umbrella kind of umbrellas coming over here in

our on all products? this country should lead the market in making good umbrellas, you know actually, yeah, we we've not invested. >> it's been it's been outsourced to, to foreign companies and they've stolen our umbrella china umbrella technology. china >> josh any hot take on five storms? >> well, just, uh , it's a shame. >> well, just, uh, it's a shame. the one part of christmas that was somewhat lacking was any kind of white christmas. and it was the hottest christmas, i think, years. so some think, for 100 years. so some bad weather would have maybe got people more into the christmas spirit. so it's a that spirit. so it's a shame that it's going for new year's. it's going to be for new year's. there storms, not there all windy storms, not snowy you'll snowy storms, i know, but you'll take something you can complain about point. about the weather as the point. >> yes that's true. that's the front done if not dusted front page is done if not dusted and on way kanye is upset. and on the way kanye is upset. the jewish and the jewish community and sadiq khan find khan has upset the dutch. find out on the out which is worse on the

>> you're listening to jvt news. radio. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm stephen allen, still here with josh howie and nicola sturgeon santo to the telegraph. josh and some people don't like sadiq khan and they don't like europeans, so they're going to struggle a side this struggle to pick a side on this one. trick, isn't it? yeah. >> it's a trick, isn't it? yeah. blow khan as european blow for khan as european drivers challenge the ulez fine. blow for khan as european dri'these1allenge the ulez fine. blow for khan as european dri'these are ange the ulez fine. blow for khan as european dri'these are penalties. lez fine. blow for khan as european dri'these are penalties. they're. so these are penalties. they're worth £6.5 million. uh, now they are these, uh, french drivers are these, uh, french drivers are basically coming together and saying, no, we're not going to pay these fines. some of the reasons for doing so are legitimate. some of them are

them sort of testing the law. they got issued . they were they got issued. they were issued and they're issued in euros and they're meant issued pounds. so meant to be issued in pounds. so there's technicality there's like some technicality stuff. another one is stuff. but then another one is they sent at they a lot of them were sent at they a lot of them were sent at the now if you get a the same time. now if you get a bunch of fines at the same time, it's like they argue. they're arguing didn't allow arguing that that didn't allow them their them to then change their behaviour, sometimes behaviour, because sometimes maybe reading maybe people's english reading wasn't maybe people's english reading wasnthe signs whatever read the new signs or whatever it there is an argument it is. so there is an argument to be made that. of course. to be made for that. of course. it's this is , uh, you know, it's um, this is, uh, you know, european drivers , so i just european drivers, so i just don't care. i want them to pay. it's not. it's fine, it's fine. but um, those are valid reasons. we'll see if it goes through or not. but it. and maybe . look, not. but it. and maybe. look, it's free for money the for the london for the mayor really. yeah. >> but nicholas, none of this story is about what ulez is about. really. as much as the telegraph would love it be telegraph would love it to be a this is waste of, you know, this is a waste of, you know, waste of time and bad air's good for you. none of that is bad. that's josh points out. a lot of this is just legal, technical as well. >> it's a bit excuse me more

than that because, well, apart from the irony that sadiq khan was favour of the was very much in favour of the eu is very much in favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihiszry much in favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his�*nuch in favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogani favour of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogan was)ur of the was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogan was london|e was very much in favour of the eu ihis his slogan was london is eu. his his slogan was london is open and now he's been skinning these poor truck from these poor truck drivers from all across oh, there's all across europe. oh, there's poor church . yeah, these are poor church. yeah, these are poor church. yeah, these are poor truck drivers . well i mean poor truck drivers. well i mean these are these working past these are these are working past class they've trucks class people. they've got trucks don't they. yeah >> i mean they're poor now. 100 fines turn up on one day. yeah. >> one of them has racked up almost £1 million almost half a half £1 million in, he got some about 400 in, uh, he got some about 400 fines in, in one day. and a lot of them have like a pretty bad driver. tide bank. but this is this is, this let's, let's this is, this is let's, let's let's find commonality. let's find something that that that basically , uh, brings us basically, uh, brings us together with our fellow europeans from the continent. a lot of local authorities now, not just in this case, use traffic fines just as as a cash cow. they use the drivers as a cash cow. and the fact that they send all these fines at the same time is, is one of the reasons

for them to, uh , want to take for them to, uh, want to take this to the high court because it gives you no chance of becoming aware of the situation and maybe try to improve your driving or or your behaviour, and then they know not just that they have used the worst possible , all the most possible, all the most disadvantageous , um, exchange disadvantageous, um, exchange rate to convert british pound to the euro, the papal papal exchange rate, probably. yeah. or the ones you find at the airports. you know, my favourite one is fact that some fines one is the fact that some fines were sent for cars that actually were sent for cars that actually were compliant, but they were ulez compliant, but they were ulez compliant, but they were foreign, so they didn't show on system. show up on the system. >> right. which doesn't sit very well sadiq khan. >> right. which doesn't sit very well have sadiq khan. >> right. which doesn't sit very well have disagree1an. >> right. which doesn't sit very well have disagree with you, >> i have to disagree with you, though, nicholas, because i, um, went to france years ago and went to france two years ago and i got two parking tickets, two speeding tickets, one simultaneous. >> so. >> so. >> yeah. so what i'm trying to say is i don't care about any of this. i'd want that money back in this country to the daily mail, nicholas. >> and the internet might be making children more right wing, but there is a tv channel that

will for that will give you a show for that these days. >> yeah. who? >> yeah. who? >> who talk tv. hey, hey , how's >> who talk tv. hey, hey, how's it going? it's nice that we got you here from tv, you know, you here from talk tv, you know, keep it in. >> yeah, yeah, from the competition. >> yeah. steve. >> yeah. steve. >> good on you. how? lockdown fuel a surge in right wing extremism among children. shocking graph shows how number of under 15 seconds monitored by prevent for far right terrorism doubled during the pandemic. now i would take this with a big pinch of salt because what does right wing mean? what does right wing constitute nowadays? nowadays we learn that if you say white lives matter or irish lives according to the, lives matter, according to the, you know, um , events, you're, you know, um, events, you're, you're ultimately or immediately classed as, as a right wing extreme list by the, by the, by the establishment, by some politicians . and this is coming politicians. and this is coming from the same police force that pampers terrorists , you pampers eco terrorists, you know, serves them coffee and biscuits. the gist of it is that because of lockdown and finally, maybe we found a negative aspect

of the lockdown that we can agree with with the other side. all right. these kids apparently have been exposed to too much material online, and this has fuelled hate and xenophobia , fuelled hate and xenophobia, right wing extremism. and that's what the article i mean the examples they give seem to be pretty definitive. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> there are things that get you referred to right nazi ish behaviour dangerous. behaviour that's dangerous. >> yes. and >> making bombs. yes. and whatnot . uh, numbers here. whatnot. uh, the numbers here. so it was it's doubled basically, but it's doubled from 68, uh, interventions , uh, in 20 68, uh, interventions, uh, in 20 2021. now that's gone up to 115, uh, or 131 this year. obviously these are all it takes of course, is one of those people to make a nail bomb to go to a gay pub to make a nail bomb to go to a gay pub in soho and, and people will die. so of course, it's great that the police are on top of this and it's scary to think that something and it makes a lot of sense logically, that something like covid and locking down and taking years away from teenagers lives where they could have been out socialising, is

going to have some some impact, but you're filling in a few gaps there that aren't filled in by the story. >> e the story. >> saying lockdown >> the story is saying lockdown means time means kids spend more time online. time online is online. spending time online is unked online. spending time online is linked having more right linked to having more right wing. depending on your argument beliefs. um, actually the beliefs. um, so actually the story about the internet is story is about the internet is bad meant bad for you. the lockdown meant more these kids should more internet. these kids should have found the websites i found. what absolutely what did you. i absolutely filled came out with, filled my time, came outwith, uh, you know, one arm bigger than that's all than the other. and that's all you from a lockdown? you need from a lockdown? because doing an exercise. because i was doing an exercise. >> doesn't, uh , >> this, of course, doesn't, uh, talk any kind of other talk about is any kind of other extremism, very extremism, which i'd be very interested see those interested to see what those kind numbers what kind of numbers are and what kind of numbers are and what kind of numbers are and what kind of numbers are being presented to prevent and that's kind of numbers are being presnecessarily event and that's kind of numbers are being presnecessarily coming|d that's kind of numbers are being presnecessarily coming from,t's not necessarily coming from, from, alone in from, uh, people being alone in their bedrooms and looking stuff up online. some of that is coming from their family still would by am would be distracted by am i speaking code here? speaking in code here? >> to guardian. josh >> um, to the guardian. uh, josh and kanye west has said sorry. hey anti—semitic remarks. are you finally him in the end. >> there he is. oh come on, kai. all right, let's have a big old hug . it's all over. yes, kanye

hug. it's all over. yes, kanye west apologises to the jewish community, aka me. tag me into it. hey josh, check this out. uh for his 2022 anti—semitic remarks . yeah, he put up a thing remarks. yeah, he put up a thing on instagram . it was all in on instagram. it was all in hebrew because he didn't want his anti—semetic followers to know that he was apologising . he know that he was apologising. he was just like, i'll just appeal to the people who actually can read hebrew here. and, uh, he was like, i sincerely apologise to the jewish community. now he has apologised before and then he just either goes off medication just is just goes medication or just is just goes crazy or just reveals his true self. whatever it is and goes back to i'm going to go to defcon three on the jewish people whatnot. it would people and whatnot. it would be easier for me to accept the apology and you know what? it goes here. his instagram account basically has 18.2 million followers. there are 15 million jews in the world. so no, i don't want an enemy of kanye west and him sprouting hatred toward jewish people because again, we just talked about the last story. all it takes is 1 or 2 people to take that stuff

literally, and for it to become a real life hate incident. yeah but i would take his apology better and i would like you would like the idea that people can grow learn and change if can grow and learn and change if merely weeks ago, he was not caught on camera talking some mental rubbish about zionism , mental rubbish about zionism, hospitals and talking about how hitler was great and jesus putting him on the same, um , putting him on the same, um, company as hitler. so i personally don't think. and also i don't think he could learn hebrew that quickly. >> yeah, this is the downside of a translate, isn't it? a google translate, isn't it? people kanye any people like kanye can speak any language people like kanye can speak any lan sure,�* people like kanye can speak any lan sure, sure. but i mean, as >> sure, sure. but i mean, as long as josh is happy and accepting the apology with such accepting the apology with such a con and dignitas was dignitas. dignitas. >> that's another idea for it. to the daily mail. >> that's another idea for it. to the daily mail . nicholas, it to the daily mail. nicholas, it looks like someone let iran rent a copy of oppenheimer. >> oh, yeah. iran escalates production of near weapons grade uranium in shocking reversal ,

uranium in shocking reversal, nuclear watchdog warns . so nuclear watchdog warns. so basically, um, iran has smelled weakness on the part of the us administration. and of course , administration. and of course, there are few wars going on in there are few wars going on in the region for which iran is also in, which actually iran is involved. iran is supplying, uh, russia with drones and has not been made accountable for that . been made accountable for that. ukrainians have repeatedly complained about that. iran is supporting houthis. we will hear from them later. that's, uh, you know , uh, foreshadow, didn't know, uh, foreshadow, didn't they break away from sticking to they break away from sticking to the deal happened during the trump years? well their grievance is that first trump pulled out of it and of course, biden came came came to power, came to the white house and said, okay, let's renegotiate . said, okay, let's renegotiate. we come back, you come back. but the iranians were never happy with the speed at which biden and westerners were and the westerners were basically coming back. >> things slowly doesn't he? >> things slowly doesn't he? >> yeah, that that too. >> well, yeah, that that too. but the funny thing, if we can call it funny , is that they have

call it funny, is that they have a huge stockpile of 60% uranium, which has no other purpose than weapons. okay. and they keep claiming that, no, this is not for weapons. we're just doing it, you know, for i don't know , it, you know, for i don't know, it's like having some uranium around. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> who doesn't want 60% grade? yeah >> this is scary. this could be genuinely the start of world war iii in that israel is just not going to allow , uh, iran to have going to allow, uh, iran to have a nuclear bomb. and it is really that simple because iran is not somebody who can negotiate with they fundamentalists. they they are fundamentalists. they have indirectly, have financed indirectly, directly supported . and, uh, directly and supported. and, uh, people who have murdered israeli citizens and so this is scary . citizens and so this is scary. israel has been warning for years what a problem. iran is. and they're not going to listen to america and whoever else try and hold them back. israel will have to act just for self—defence purposes. if this keeps on progressing, you would hope that iran could see that

they have a card to play in terms of more acceptance with the west, and to use it to make more peace and to hopefully get some stability in the region. but i don't think it's going to go that way. and i think it's a bit scary. >> it's interesting. i jokingly mentioned oppenheimer, but at the film, spoiler the end of the film, spoiler alert, a goes off. no, not alert, a bomb goes off. no, not that spoiler. at the end of the film, they say oppenheimer says he the chain he fears he started the chain reaction, one, reaction, not the nuclear one, but nuclear proliferation but the nuclear proliferation chain reaction. we're just chain chain reaction. we're just seeing another part of it. it's worrying um, so part two worrying in it. um, so part two is you're saying? is what you're saying? >> sure. yeah >> sure. yeah >> they'll make a sequel. the show is halfway done, or there's still half i'm sure still half to go. i'm not sure which would the which would make you the optimist. uh, still to come, the king's was on and king's speech was on tv and clare men on tv are clare balding says men on tv are average overpaid. there clare balding says men on tv are avera her overpaid. there clare balding says men on tv are avera her damehood d. there clare balding says men on tv are avera her damehood more there clare balding says men on tv are avera her damehood more follow

listening to gb news radio show. >> welcome back to headliners to the telegraph, nicholas and the king's speech. ratings were down, but i bet he still gets

recommissioned for next year. nepo baby. yeah >> ah, money is on that. king's speech, uh, tops christmas tv ratings, but draws less viewers than last year. ratings, but draws less viewers than last year . so king's, uh, than last year. so king's, uh, king charles's speech around 7.4 to 8 million people watched it. still, 100,000 people less than or fewer than last year. um, he talked about universal values between christians, jews and, uh, islam. i don't want to risk my own potential future obe or whatever , but as you were whatever, but as you were suggesting earlier about clare balding. but what universal values, if there is any lesson we learned about gaza and then subsequent demonstrations on our streets in london, new york, elsewhere , is that the value, elsewhere, is that the value, the so—called universal values are not that values we are very different people. and that's the scary thing. we learn. so i think the king, as he's called the defender of the faith, as you can see on the back of every british coin, must return, turn to, uh, to his real role, defend

christianity. and unfortunately , christianity. and unfortunately, the king and his late mother have defended christians the same way that harry maguire has defended manchester united's goal line . so they haven't been goal line. so they haven't been doing good job. and there goes doing a good job. and there goes my obe. >> i got the implication there. i don't know much about football, but i got it. >> it the same way >> yeah, i got it the same way that has defended that kamala harris has defended us. if people us. southern borders. if people are in the us, fair are watching us in the us, fair play are watching us in the us, fair play get more viewers than eastenders. >> yeah. i mean there's you know, are . know, people still are. >> your bar for the >> but that's your bar for the king. there >> interested in brand king, which is look, it's nice which is good. look, it's nice to out and there are to point out and there are shared values within the three, uh, monotheistic religions of charity , uh, community. those charity, uh, community. those exist . uh, charity, uh, community. those exist. uh, but charity, uh, community. those exist . uh, but yes, there are exist. uh, but yes, there are also what we're seeing is the difference there in with gaza, with hamas, are we're seeing islamists or jihadists or whatever. and of course, that has nothing to do with western values or whatsoever . and it is values or whatsoever. and it is to my mind, evil and destructive

. uh, but this is about the king. let's keep it, let's keep it, keep it friendly. uh and, uh, good. good for him, for , you uh, good. good for him, for, you know, his numbers went down a little bit, but still, this is also a big win for the bbc. i've talked about few days talked about this a few days ago, but i've got to pay my, uh, bbc in the next few bbc licence fee in the next few days. and uh, of me days. and and, uh, part of me resents because of news. resents it because of the news. but same nine of but at the same time, nine of the ten programs, uh, were the top ten programs, uh, were on the bbc. uh, number. the other was, uh, obviously gb other one was, uh, obviously gb news last night. no, it wasn't checking the figures on that. really, i assure you. yeah >> mrs. browns, mrs. >> mrs. browns, mrs. >> so, uh, yes. but anyway , so >> so, uh, yes. but anyway, so the bbc are still doing well . i the bbc are still doing well. i mean, the question is, is it is it the one day of the year that they kind of gear up and they collect licence almost collect the licence fee almost at the others just given up >> the others have just given up trying. if you look itv, trying. if you look at itv, channel they're showing channel 4, they're showing psychological thrillers or horrors eve or horrors on christmas eve or boxing day. oh, i don't know that that true of that that rings true of christmas in some families. >> the daily mail josh and clare balding says that tv is full of

average, overpaid men. hey, i performed below average and i barely get paid for this. that showed her indeed. >> how dare she. clare balding yes, as full of average yes, as tv's full of average overpaid men as she hits out at the inequality which has left women underrepresented in the middle broadcast jobs. middle ranks of broadcast jobs. so clare balding , uh, supposedly so clare balding, uh, supposedly she's a tv presenter at and, uh, no, basically the her argument is that yes, there are exceptional women and they get to the top and yes, there are rubbish jobs and women get some of those. but what about the kind of okayish women ? and kind of okayish women? and that's of it. there that's the gist of it. there needs now . we work in needs to be more now. we work in a business and in the world of comedy, arguably where women are promoted for further ahead, uh, than their ability. uh, and i'm just talking in terms of laughter, i.e. they get gigs because no, there are brilliantly funny women and but that's not to say that every woman you see on a bill comedy bill is, is going to be deserving necessarily of that

spot as opposed to box ticking. now that's going to annoy people . is . but that, unfortunately, is the of it. whether that the reality of it. whether that occurs on television, you just need to turn on the tv. here we have three mediocre women . and have three mediocre women. and so it's absolutely so i don't know, maybe she's got a point actually. yes. >> you read it more about this or the more you read it, you realise she's definitely going to some lengths to point out that not consider that she does not consider herself to average. she's herself to be average. she's like, i'm amazing. >> but also i quickly like , i >> but also i quickly like, i like i like working with them. >> it's a strange argument because she's changing the argument. to be we want argument. it used to be we want equal for the same job. and equal pay for the same job. and of course, that argument was fallacious because it's not the same job was a rude word fallacious to get paid . uh, fallacious to get paid. uh, that's a that's an above average, uh , terme. but the average, uh, terme. but the thing is , that was the argument, thing is, that was the argument, right? we want equal pay for all bbc presenters. but if the same presenter, if two presenters, if

two football players, man and woman, if two hollywood actors draw or attract different number of audiences or spectators, then it's not going to be the same job. now she has moved to on a different argument, which is the right of being average . we just right of being average. we just want to be average and be treated as average. while men who are are treated as who are average are treated as superstars . and it's really hard superstars. and it's really hard to our to, to, to gather support for that because which woman is going say, oh, i'm average, going to say, oh, i'm average, but be treated better but i want to be treated better just like average men. no woman is say i want to be is going to say i want to be average average. average because i'm average. >> daily star, nicholas, >> to the daily star, nicholas, there's disease out there there's a disease out there that could lethargic and could make humans lethargic and lazy. question how would lazy. the question is, how would we notice? >> this is scary , um, story we notice? >>tonight scary , um, story we notice? >>tonight . scary , um, story we notice? >>tonight . at scary , um, story we notice? >>tonight . at least , um, story we notice? >>tonight . at least onen, story we notice? >>tonight . at least one of story we notice? >>tonight . at least one of the! of tonight. at least one of the two zombie deer disease with no cure could spread to humans . we cure could spread to humans. we must prepare . so this is, um, must prepare. so this is, um, zombie deer disease. uh officially known chronic , known officially known chronic, known as chronic wasting disease is affecting a lot of deer , deer, affecting a lot of deer, deer, elk, moose, caribou , and elk, moose, caribou, and reindeer in north america . i

reindeer in north america. i don't know the difference between all of them, but but yeah, that that that sort of, um, animal. i can't tell all of them apart, but the risk is spill—over to humans and some scientists are warning that if this happens just like mad cow disease a few years back, it could be very difficult to contain because so far it's been absolutely fatal . they're absolutely fatal. they're they're warning hunters to test they're warning hunters to test the meat because it's the hunting season, no less , to test hunting season, no less, to test the meat before eating it. i hope they are not selling it in chinese wet markets. that's all i can say. >> yeah, the way the problem is, if you to shoot if have you going to shoot a deenit if have you going to shoot a deer, it will be the lethargic ones just there ones that just stand there staring the more staring into space. so the more if one, just presume if you've shot one, just presume it's got the disease. >> it's too just >> yes. or if it's too easy just be aware. >> then the whole thing. but >> but then the whole thing. but then of course it could be that then of course it could be that the world is now ended by sort of ethical hunting where they go out and they go, oh, i only eat. i i shoot or i shoot i i, i shoot to eat or i shoot my and arrow to. so that my bow and arrow to. so that could be only eat really ill be hippie. then you know

hippie. and then you don't know if it or not. i if they've got it or not. i don't know, we'll find it. but yeah, this is resistant yeah, this disease is resistant up disinfectant up to 600 c. uh, disinfectant don't work. it's sort of terrifying . terrifying. >> just lay off venison for a season , for god's sake. season, for god's sake. >> the are too >> yeah, the stakes are too high. hey, the daily star, josh, and a story about bad christmas gifts. i mean, what is a newborn going to do with frankincense and myrrh, anyway? >> good brits. you're >> very good brits. you're talking right ? talking about jesus, right? yeah, i've heard him. yeah. yeah, i've heard of him. yeah. brits share worse. christian. he's right? yeah he's palestinian, right? yeah right. uh, brits share worst christmas presents they've received custard to trolley christmas presents they've receiv uh custard to trolley christmas presents they've receiv uh and, custard to trolley christmas presents they've receiv uh and, uh, ard to trolley christmas presents they've receiv uh and, uh, yeah, trolley christmas presents they've receiv uh and, uh, yeah, this.ey christmas presents they've receiv uh and, uh, yeah, this is bags. uh and, uh, yeah, this is essentially just a story of bad presents, which are pretty good. but there is one that's got to be a ten piece links set. is thatis be a ten piece links set. is that is that tom harwood deodorant? yes okay. i could do with some of that. uh was with some of that. uh there was the the winner . i just the worst. the winner. i just get straight to. that was a shoe zone voucher, which i think is a bit because i think shoe bit unfair because i think shoe zone offers quite zone is sort of offers quite good . uh, we have one good deals. uh, we have one close, close near and close, uh, close near us, and i've its loss .

i've felt its loss. >> um, you don't have to walk further to your shoe shop. it very much defeats the point indeed. >> yeah, especially with shoe zones. it'sjust >> yeah, especially with shoe zones. it's just you won't even get there. zones. it's just you won't even get yeah.. zones. it's just you won't even getyeah. uh, nicholas. worst >> yeah. uh, nicholas. worst gift you've can ask, gift that you've had. can i ask, can personally? can i go personally? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> mean, i've been. >> i mean, i've been. >>— >> i mean, i've been. >> thankfully, i come from the, you know, both iranian and italian they they italian culture. they they they don't giving cash or don't frown upon giving cash or money as gifts, you know, as opposed to vouchers , you know, opposed to vouchers, you know, which is like, you know , as, as, which is like, you know, as, as, as some comedian has pointed out , uh, you know, you know , cash , uh, you know, you know, cash acceptable over the, you acceptable all over the, you know, place for an unlimited number of time or for an unlimited length of time. now try replacing it with a voucher, which is good only for a limited time in a specific store or chain of stores, which you'll destined to forget and be lost in the cupboard or in the drawer. >> i know they're incredibly frustrating, but also i think there's the certain demographic you reach, an age as a bloke where all you get bad gifts where all you get is bad gifts and of grateful for them. >> if people didn't buy me socks every year, i'd have to buy my

own that where got this? >> is that where you got this? >> is that where you got this? >> yeah. so problem is when >> yeah. so my problem is when my gives me a task like my wife gives me a task like these model planes, love these model planes, and i love them there's a of two them like there's a set of two lancaster german lancaster and the german messerschmitt, but it's really , messerschmitt, but it's really, you know, i've got a to mortgage pay. >> i'm pay- >> i'm here at midnight. when am i going to do that? so i keep you busy. i going to do that? so i keep youyeah, that's the real plan, >> yeah, that's the real plan, though. to? though. what is she up to? >> do she's trying to >> do you think she's trying to get you hooked on glue? no comment the times. get you hooked on glue? no con nicholas the times. get you hooked on glue? no con nicholas the “joseph and rishi >> nicholas and joseph and rishi had one his five priorities had one of his five priorities that he wasn't failing bad that he wasn't failing at bad news inflation. news for inflation. >> , houthi, a story >> well, houthi, this is a story i mentioned earlier briefly . i mentioned earlier briefly. houthi pirate attacks threatened to reverse declining inflation. just what our mortgage statements needed. uh, basically , we have these choke points all around the world, um, which are very crucial for, uh , maritime very crucial for, uh, maritime transport. and that's why we can buy cheap stuff from china, because they arrive . they're because they arrive. they're manufactured pretty fast , and manufactured pretty fast, and they arrive pretty fast. and now , because of these shia houthi , , because of these shia houthi, uh, um, um, pirates who are

yemeni, uh, for is supported by iran . um, traffic in especially iran. um, traffic in especially in the red sea. bab al—mandab and suez. these are the two straits and the two choke holds have become much more dangerous. and that's the risk if goods don't arrive in time , prices go don't arrive in time, prices go high, inflation comes back to rise just after the pandemic. but to put a positive shine on it, it's going to be good for turkey or manufacturing our own stuff back home. how about that? >> maybe when those factories openin >> maybe when those factories open in 20 years. >> yeah. well we need to open them fast. why don't we just go back days of when you back to the days of when you order it's 28 days order something? it's 28 days for . that's how used for delivery. that's how it used to somehow, if it to be. and now somehow, if it takes than two i'm takes more than two days, i'm furious . you give an furious. you give yourself an extra month. furious. you give yourself an ext|we've th. panama canal >> we've got the panama canal has a big drought going on. has got a big drought going on. so but but when so this is serious. but but when this kind of reared its this threat kind of reared its head and when they kind of got emboldened, houthis , uh, emboldened, uh, the houthis, uh, then , you know, all these then, you know, all these western countries kind of banded together and they put their warships like, we're going to

we're going to in there and we're going to get in there and we're going to get in there and we're going to them we're going to sort them out. and then it seems to have somewhat fallen apart. so it's whether the countries think, somewhat fallen apart. so it's wheyou�* the countries think, somewhat fallen apart. so it's wheyou�* the cwhat?es think, somewhat fallen apart. so it's wheyou�* the cwhat?es not1ink, oh, you know what? it's not worth it. we're going to have to just the, hit or , just take the, the, the hit or, or the, the people we are going to have to take the hit the pumps. >> it's also going to spell disaster for pirate costume manufacturers because , you know, manufacturers because, you know, so far it's been acceptable for kids and halloween costumes to be pirates. don't you be pirates. we don't accept, you know, uniforms or, you know, nazi uniforms or, you know, nazi uniforms or, you know, but but when know, terrorists. but but when pirates resume activities, it's going to be too close to the bone. >> the houthi pirates have parrots and no , it's a different parrots and no, it's a different outfit. >> i just dress as one of the blowfish. >> yeah, and also, there's some issues. if you went as a somalian pirate, that might be racist . racist. >> but in canada it's a, you know , it's whole justin know, it's a whole justin trudeau get one more trudeau might get one more section . eyes not to be section to go. eyes not to be trusted robots attack and a man in china uses remote control anal beads, which is even riskier when you think of the first we'll be back shortly.

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off. >> welcome back to headliners into the final section. and if, like last night, anyone pushes me off this chair, i will lamp them. um, to the telegraph. josh and let's call this one shanghai and the legend of the one ring. very nice. >> so, yes. uh she she, uh . acas >> so, yes. uh she she, uh. acas yang acas yang qi yang qi . i yang acas yang qi yang qi. i mean, i wouldn't do the accent. >> i'd keep. she keep trying the sound. >> maybe if i do it in an or dunng >> maybe if i do it in an or during a northern accent. what accent is that? i don't know, from scotland . from scotland. >> an irishman in scotland. >> an irishman in scotland. >> edinburgh. from >> i'm from edinburgh. from edinburgh. guangxi edinburgh. okay. i guangxi a chinese chess whatever champion loses title over allegations he used anal beads to cheat and defecated in a bathtub. it's just your normal boxing day story , huh? uh, he consumed story, huh? uh, he consumed

alcohol . he's. he got £11,000. alcohol. he's. he got £11,000. they've taken that money back. and he has said here, of course, it was very wrong of me to have diarrhoea in the bathtub. and i wish that that were the first time that i've said those words . time that i've said those words. >> in his defence, he said he didn't make it. he couldn't make it, couldn't make it to the toilet time, but could make toilet on time, but could make it you're do it in it if you're going to do it in the bathtub, it's like, yes, if you're going to have a choice, you're going to have a choice, you're going to have a choice, you're going choose the you're going to choose the toilet. >> so doesn't toilet. » so toilet. >>so >> so it doesn't need to say, so close was this hotel that >> how big was this hotel that there's way i'd make the there's no way i'd make the toilet of night. but toilet this time of night. but the bathtub, can climb in the bathtub, i can climb in that. it's also spray that. well, it's also the spray edge anyway. edge you've got anyway. >> you want to >> sorry. what do you want to say thoughts? say about your thoughts? >> is a pronged >> well, this is a two pronged story. it's not just about not a two anal bazball wrong two prong anal bazball the wrong beads. it's not exactly. it's not manners as not just about good manners as a hotel customer, which is what officially his title . officially cost him his title. but it's about cheating . and he but it's about cheating. and he has been accused of and this hasn't been proven. the chinese chess authorities has has acknowledged the accusation, but they said they have no proof. but has used beads but he has used anal beads

equipped with, uh, trans fitters or transmitters. >> they're accusing him of that. he hasn't done it. they haven't got proof apart from the diarrhoea. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. and but is not but surprisingly, this is not the this happens the first time this happens in the first time this happens in the world of chess. just last yearin the world of chess. just last year in saint louis, missouri, an grandmaster, hans an american grandmaster, hans niemann , was accused of having niemann, was accused of having used same technique to cheat used the same technique to cheat hans neiman , as we call it. hans neiman, as we call it. >> yeah. i mean, the thing is, l, >> yeah. i mean, the thing is, i, i like to win , but do i like i, i like to win, but do i like it that much ? yeah. that's the it that much? yeah. that's the i would say it might improve your chess game. >> it might improve your shanghai game. but ruins operation. >> yeah. uy >> yeah. uy >> the guardian nicholas and an expert says don't tell your secrets to ai . and how else are secrets to ai. and how else are they supposed to make those aduh they supposed to make those adult pictures of the co—workers that i have? josh not. it's your story. i'm just. >> oh, is me really ? we do have >> oh, is me really? we do have a fan online who sends us some very flattering pictures . he's very flattering pictures. he's sort of. he obviously says he puts in a photo of us and then

says, make them thinner with more hair. basically, he makes all of us look good. yeah, he's like, oh, no exception. yeah, i could get behind that guy and put some anal beads and help him with chess. >> let's, let's, let's, >> okay, let's, let's, let's, let's him against us let's not turn him against us because i want those pictures to keep coming . i expert warns keep coming. i expert warns against telling your secrets to chatbots such as chatgpt . now, chatbots such as chatgpt. now, in italian we say they have discovered war or water or hot water, which means this was obvious. just don't tell your secrets to this heartless , evil, secrets to this heartless, evil, devilish robot . this is a devilish robot. this is a professor. um of um of ai at oxford university. his name is mike wood wooldridge. and essentially saying that, yeah, anything you tell ai is going to be used against you. there's no retraction. and it's just it just feeds into the system for al to, to train and retrain itself. however um, openai, which is a company behind

chatgpt, has said , well, we have chatgpt, has said, well, we have this option of, you know, deactivating history. in that case, if you start the chat, they claim they promise it won't be used to retrain , chat dougie be used to retrain, chat dougie beattie in the future. that's my favourite. would you believe them? >> delete history. but like the one hour one, don't eat the last houn one hour one, don't eat the last hour. yes, please . but, uh, this hour. yes, please. but, uh, this is actually kwasi. he says they have no empathy . he. it has no have no empathy. he. it has no sympathy. this is he's going down the sort of terminator route here, sort of warning sarah connor . route here, sort of warning sarah connor. uh, and yeah, this this is the famous series. so of course it was. ai has dominated this year. so of course they're going to the royal institution is going to go down that route. and uh, but this is basically also alexa and amazon. you know, the whole siri and all that stuff. then you're talking stuff. and then you're talking about something in kitchen about something in the kitchen and suddenly get and then suddenly you just get sent adverts for anal beads. >> they're always listening aren't there list of aren't they. there was a list of the commonly asked the most commonly asked questions, can't believe questions, and i can't believe who's not the top. who's the daddy is not the top. they one out. they must filter that one out. they must filter that one out.

they wow to the daily they must do wow to the daily mail. nicholas, we've got mail. uh, nicholas, we've got a young child who's not conscious yet. google home in yet. we've got a google home in the bedroom. um, nicholas, there's a woman who says that she is erotically attracted to an tree. don't know the an oak tree. i don't know if the tree fancies it does tree fancies her, but it does have wood and if you think that's crude, the woman's surname is semi on over. so it's like a carry on film . like a carry on film. >> yeah. you already took all the. you know, childish puns . oh the. you know, childish puns. oh there's more. >> carry on. >> carry on. >> let's see what we get okay. um. i'm not i'm not sure i want to go down route, but, uh, to go down that route, but, uh, listen, sonya, simeon , over 45, listen, sonya, simeon, over 45, claims she's in a in an erotic relationship with an oak tree after feeling a connection while lying on top of it during lonely covid walk. so another downside of covid. uh, yeah. ecosexual >> all right, kids, and ecosexuals. >> yes, but as long as these ecosexuals keep off our roads and just hug the trees, this is the old tree hugging gone a bit badly. or do you think that that's why they were chaining

themselves to trees? >> it's like they're actually getting off on it. >> well, starts hugging >> well, it starts with hugging and the next thing you know, you're squirrel. you're you're like a squirrel. you're just you're barking. >> you're you're barking. >> you're you're barking. >> think we're out of >> um, i think we're out of time. shame because time. which is a shame because i'm sure there could have been at three puns i'm sure there could have been at somethingthree puns i'm sure there could have been at something to ee puns i'm sure there could have been at something to do3uns i'm sure there could have been at something to do with about something to do with trees. that's a bit rude. show is let's take is nearly over. let's take another at the front another quick look at the front pages. another quick look at the front pages . uh, another quick look at the front pages. uh, for the daily mail, dozens of under fives referred to nhs gender service the guardian x gchq chief warns ministers over government by whatsapp. the times tories to woo first time buyers. the telegraph goes with number 10 plans to end h iht ahead of election . the express and election. the express and scandal of rip off hospital parking charges. they only go with that story every year and finally, the daily mail, daily star battered britain, a five new year storms . that's all new year storms. that's all we've got time for. thank you to my guests. we are back tomorrow at 11 pm. with some other people doing this job. if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned

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