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>> it's 11:00. you're with >> it's11:00. you're with gb news. the top story tonight , the news. the top story tonight, the prime minister, rishi sunak , has prime minister, rishi sunak, has been briefing his cabinet on possible military strikes . us possible military strikes. us and british military strikes on houthi rebels in yemen, according to a report in the times newspaper. a uk us response is imminent following attacks on ships and the seizure of a us oil tanker by iran in the gulf of oman. well, the us president, joe biden, tonight said he was due to make a statement on the potential for american military strikes against the iranian backed houthis here. the prime minister said the uk will continue to take action to protect freedom of navigation and protect lives at sea . that's after he held an at sea. that's after he held an emergency cabinet meeting in downing street after iran admitted they had seized the us oil tanker . admitted they had seized the us oil tanker. meanwhile, scotland's first minister humza yousaf posted on social media saying the uk does not have a
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good military intervention record in the middle east and he's called for mps to be briefed and allowed to debate and scrutinise any decision to pursue military action in that the uk government may propose , the uk government may propose, as in other news today, the official inquiry into the honzon official inquiry into the horizon it scandal has been grilling the former post office investigator, stephen bradshaw , investigator, stephen bradshaw, about exactly how much he knew about exactly how much he knew about the faulty software. mr bradshaw has denied that he and his colleagues behaved like mafia gangsters towards subpostmasters and mistresses, who were wrongly accused of theft. he insisted he wasn't an expert on the system , and he expert on the system, and he defended comments made back in 2012 that he had absolute confidence in horizon. but at the same time he admitted to the inquiry he saw hundreds of complaints coming in from subpostmasters. he's denied allegations of bullying and unprofessional behaviour, saying he also never told any post office worker that they were the only one experiencing issues with the software for the
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technically minded. >> with that, i would expect that to come from the people above. that to come from the people above . if it was an issue, above. if it was an issue, i would expect fujitsu to inform the post office and the full post office to let us know what what the issues are. it was given that statement by cartwright, king and told to put that statement through. in hindsight, period my hindsight, after a period in my previous statements, they probably should have been another stating that these another line stating that these are not my words, but the statements is produced as a business statement . business statement. >> former post office investigator. well meanwhile, fujitsu workers in the west midlands are set to go on strike later this month in their dispute over pay. it comes amid calls for fujitsu to lose government contracts over the honzon government contracts over the horizon it scandal about. government contracts over the horizon it scandal about . 300 horizon it scandal about. 300 members of the pcs union are set to take part in the walkout on the 17th of january. the union warned it is likely to cause disruption for people filing self—assessment tax returns at the end of the month . prince
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the end of the month. prince william surprised rugby league legend rob burrow and kevin . legend rob burrow and kevin. sinfield by awarding them with cbe. today. the pair raised more than £15 million for charities since mr burrow was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in 2019. the prince of wales met the pair at headingley stadium, the pair at headingley stadium, the home of leeds rhinos , where the home of leeds rhinos, where both men used to play. he paid tribute to the pair's phenomenal efforts in raising funds and awareness for the disease . awareness for the disease. that's the news on gb news across the uk . on tv, in your across the uk. on tv, in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker. this is britain's news channel . britain's news channel. >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm stephen allen tonight , headliners. i'm stephen allen tonight, keeping it topical i'm joined by cis male josh howie and our very own xl bully leo
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kearse the. it's going to be difficult trying to translate that you're doing all right. both in a good mood. yeah, both in a good mood. yeah yeah, i'm . i'm feeling a bit sissy. >> is that a different word .7 >> is that a different word.7 >> is that a different word.7 >> that's heterophobic. >> that's heterophobic. >> sorry . >> sorry. >> sorry. >> uh, more on that later. let's crack on to the front pages . crack on to the front pages. we'll start with the daily mail . we'll start with the daily mail. they go with blitz warning to they go with uk blitz warning to iran . iran. >> the telegraph says us and uk prepare strikes on houthi rebel bases. prepare strikes on houthi rebel bases . the times airstrikes on bases. the times airstrikes on houthis after strife in red sea. the guardian says britain and us poised to launch strikes against houthi in yemen . houthi in yemen. >> you can see the pattern the express goes with britain and us unite to strike against iran backed rebels . backed rebels. >> and the daily star sven , i >> and the daily star sven, i have a year to live at best, and those are your front pages . those are your front pages. >> let's get down to business with a daily mail. >> let's get down to business with a daily mail . josh, what with a daily mail. josh, what are they going with.7 >> uk blitz warning . to iran.
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>> uk blitz warning. to iran. >> uk blitz warning. to iran. >> uh, although it's not really to iran, it's to the houthis who the iran backs and, and a couple of days ago, uh, they , they sent of days ago, uh, they, they sent 21 i think drones and missiles to american and uh, british warships . warships. >> and that was not very good idea because now, you know, britain and america . well, we've britain and america. well, we've also got some missiles and we're going to shoot them at you. uh, but this is all really a proxy war. iran flexing itself through the houthis , also through the houthis, also through hezbollah in the north of israel. and whatnot. uh, and what other option can can we can the uk do.7 >> the uk do? >> it's also a bit of a proxy war, because it feels like all week the us and the uk have been like, oh, listen, if you do one more thing, if you fire another missile or if you do another drone thing near a ship, we're gonna, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna, oh, we're gonna, we're gonna us gonna bomb you. don't touch us with your missiles. i bet they don't . don't. >> even @ even this don't. >> even this stage with it >> so even at this stage with it being front page all the being front page of all the papers, just being front page of all the p.sabre just
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being front page of all the p.sabre rattling just being front page of all the p.sabre rattling . just being front page of all the p.sabre rattling . nothingt being front page of all the p.sabre rattling . nothing more. a sabre rattling. nothing more. that's how world war ii start. that's how world war ii start. that's how world war ii start. that's how we got into world war ii. front page of ii. was was on the front page of the mail. well, and what the mail. well, and that's what that's edge. >> nobody even knew was >> nobody even knew there was a war until the daily mail published it. >> yeah , but do i mean, >> yeah, but do you. i mean, people is a risk people are saying this is a risk of escalation, but surely josh is you just sit is right. you can't just sit there and just keep taking the hits. >> the ships could just take the long round. could go long way round. they could go around the cape it good? around the cape of. is it good? hope yeah. they go around there and take a bit and you know, it'll take a bit longer screen. tvs longer to get a flat screen. tvs or whatever, fine. or whatever, but it'll be fine. i flat screen now by i want my flat screen tv now by the time it arrives, you'll need another get home. >> when i get home. >> when i get home. >> but it cost absolutely >> but it adds cost absolutely ruin all of ruin our economy. of all of these things. >> absolutely ruin our economy , leo. >> it's bad for the environment as which i'm you care about. >> another benefit? about. >> ano let's3enefit? about. >> ano let's go efit? about. >> ano let's go tot? about. >> ano let's go to the >> uh, let's go to the telegraph. what are they focusing on then? josh, hang on. oh, the guardian, skip on. oh, he's skipping away. he's excited. it's the guardian . excited. it's the guardian. guardian. let's go for the guardian. >> the guardian they've >> the guardian next. they've got. got bunch of got. they've got a bunch of stories, post stories, but they've got a post office . later office investigation. later acted like a gangster. this
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acted like a gangster. so this is the post is the inquiry into the post office horizon scandal, where, you know, 750 postmasters were prosecuted for defrauding the post office. but it turned out to be this, this horizon software that was that was creating errors. so this guy , creating errors. so this guy, this investigator, stephen bradshaw , he's having a of bradshaw, he's having a lot of spotlight thrown on him right now. he's very popular. he now. he's not very popular. he was person who was going was the person who was going around helping to falsely around, uh, helping to falsely convict. i mean, i don't know if he knew at the time that he was falsely convicting, convicting them. and he's been accused of behaving gangster, behaving like a mafia gangster, which a unfair the which seems a bit unfair in the mafia. got you know, mafia. they've got you know, moral things because mafia. they've got you know, mowas things because mafia. they've got you know, mowas collectingthings because mafia. they've got you know, mowas collecting bountyecause mafia. they've got you know, mowas collecting bounty .cause mafia. they've got you know, mowas collecting bounty . he se mafia. they've got you know, mowas collecting bounty . he was he was collecting bounty. he was he was collecting bounty. he was he getting kickbacks for he was getting kickbacks for every prosecution, every successful . he was successful prosecution. he was getting a bonus. so, you know, it in wonder they it was in his. no wonder they got the 750. it's like, you know, parking parking know, parking, parking attendants, wardens as well. >> there's going to be hundreds more coming forward. >> yeah. and the worst >> yeah. and also the worst thing is so apparently everybody'sand there's to thing is so apparently evepeople sand there's to thing is so apparently evepeople who there's to thing is so apparently evepeople who weree's to thing is so apparently evepeople who were nicking to thing is so apparently evepeople who were nicking money thing is so apparently evepeopigoing were nicking money thing is so apparently evepeopigoing to ere nicking money thing is so apparently evepeopigoing to like,icking money thing is so apparently evepeopigoing to like, get,g money thing is so apparently evepeopigoing to like, get, get)ney who are going to like, get, get off with it. it's the whole thing is stinks. the worst thing
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that definitely the that is definitely the worst thing. tell you thing. no tell i'll tell you what. so many of these what. like so many of these people, they could got people, they could have got organised. they could have. they could the could have rioted in the streets. have built streets. they could have built an plated bulldozer and an armour plated bulldozer and gone down to the office and gone down to the post office and run it over and said, listen, we didn't a stupid didn't do it. it was a stupid software, . they software, but they didn't. they were just like, well, if the were just like, oh, well, if the state the state says state says if the state says this, it must have been us, this, then it must have been us, because they're postmasters and they're part of the system as well. is broken. it well. the system is broken. it was broken it's broken was broken then. it's broken now. and is just going to was broken then. it's broken nov1worse is just going to was broken then. it's broken nov1worse because st going to was broken then. it's broken nov1worse because we're1g to was broken then. it's broken nov1worse because we're seeing get worse because we're seeing the and more the state expand and get more and in people's and more power in people's lives, and people won't be able to push back against it. the reason we got to this point is that people up that many people did give up the last life last 20 years of their life to fight which is now fight for justice, which is now being and the fact being enabled, and then the fact is, it's ridiculous that it took this long and now the government is up. is stepping up. >> armoured >> they didn't use armoured bulldozers. okay. that's true. they didn't use armoured bulldozers. but this is also like say, it's a it's not it like you say, it's a it's not it wasn't just a protection racket in of this guy getting in in terms of this guy getting in and a bit and getting a bit of a commission or whatever it is, is the post office like she overpaid like they said, oh, you
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owe us £94,000 because whatever. and they have to they paid that back that money they didn't owe. actually people put themselves into debt or went bankrupt . and into debt or went bankrupt. and the and the post office made huge profits all that. huge profits from all of that. and now they're being offered like £75,000 each or whatever. and some of them pay more and some of them pay way more than it's ridiculous. than that. so it's ridiculous. and now they're saying the and now they're saying that the billion put aside the billion that they put aside the government isn't be government isn't going to be enough sufficient to pay everybody . and you've this everybody. and you've got this guy obviously , that guy here now, obviously, that was scheduling was some terrible scheduling when they were doing it, because this obviously has been going on for now. this, um, for a while now. this, um, the this had his date booked this guy's had his date booked in like two years ago in probably like two years ago and happens to coincide and just happens to coincide with out with the tv series coming out and whatnot. it's all and whatnot. so it's all a little bit unfair on him. but at the time , he comes across the same time, he comes across as little i just as a little bit like i was just as a little bit like i was just a small cog following the orders of whatnot . but he clearly of and whatnot. but he clearly wasn't like a mafia type, because if he sent you a horse's head, would have been left head, it would have been left with your neighbours. that's the difference with your neighbours. that's the differe the, i've three office, the, uh, i've got three more try cram in more of those to try and cram in at but the think at some point, but the i think
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it's more distraction that we're a news about a lot of the news is about fujitsu and look clearly made some software that was not good. yeah but that's not i'll tell you what's criminal. what's more criminal is criminal than bad software is sending prison to hide sending people to prison to hide how software like, how bad the software is. like, i once installed windows vista, which terrible, but i never which was terrible, but i never sent down for it. and sent anyone down for it. and that's the difference. so you can make bad software and the common check to like, common sense check to say like, oh, have 900 people defrauded suddenly decided to defraud the post independently ? post office independently? >> there fault in the >> or is there a fault in the software? you know, just the bafic software? you know, just the basic sense. and also people were told victims were told they could plead guilty make were told victims were told they co all plead guilty make were told victims were told they co all away.3d guilty make were told victims were told they coall away. if guilty make were told victims were told they co all away. if theyy make were told victims were told they co all away. if they did make were told victims were told they co all away. if they did not ke it all go away. if they did not blame horizon . so it sounds like blame horizon. so it sounds like the new horizon prosecutions continued even when it had been proven and was widely known that this this and this guy who they're focusing on admitted that around the office everybody knew that there issues knew that there were issues or there supposed issues. there were supposed issues. >> you think at that point he would go, oh, well, maybe there's being there's something to it being reported press reported in the press and whatever. to feign like total whatever. so to feign like total ignorance is ignorance about it is disingenuous after fact .
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disingenuous after the fact. absolutely. so the telegraph unsurprisingly, what are they focusing on? josh? they are going with, uh, met murder detectives facing cuts as homicides rise. this article is a again, i'd like to use my big word of the day disingenuous. uh, because if the murders are a bit on the increase overall, they're actually going down. but there's a bunch of people who work on homicides and there's like about it seems like here about like 20 in a team. and they're talking about removing 1 or 2. i'm not saying it's easy to murders whatever . to solve murders or whatever. i'm like, i'm sure some murders are like, he did it. he's got the knife in his hand or whatever, but but, um, they're saying that there's shortages other parts of shortages across other parts of the including in the police force, including in the police force, including in the met and where you've got trainees having to take deal with rapes and whatever . now, with rapes and whatever. now, thatis with rapes and whatever. now, that is unacceptable. and of course, what they should do is just fund police so just properly fund the police so that they're even if they do that they're but even if they do that, they're still going be that, they're still going to be that, they're still going to be that so they that lack of experience. so they need detectives need to the murder detectives are usually the best or the
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people department, people within that department, and like need to and it seems like they need to take that expertise take a bit of that expertise about solve about to how properly solve crimes . look, anybody who's crimes. look, anybody who's watched the wire what watched the wire knows what i'm talking leo, talking about here. uh, leo, from your experience, is this going to help? >> because i was >> well, yeah, because i was a criminal intelligence analyst. and a of this and to be honest, a lot of this should be, uh, should be automated. the police aren't the best. and the maybe, maybe the best. and the maybe, maybe the best but still best in the country, but still not you know, up to up speed not you know, up to up to speed on exploiting technology to reduce this. because a lot of this stuff is just done. um manually going through manners of cctv and smartphone data and a lot of that. i mean, if you look at other parts of the criminal justice system, so, you know, discovery section of, know, the discovery section of, uh, know, legal cases is uh, you know, legal cases is it's of it is automated . it's a lot of it is automated. they're ai. think . they're using ai. so i think. they're using ai. so i think. the met need to be doing that as well, because it's way cheaper than using actual human eyes to go. >> it seems like they're saying a stuff. yeah. is a lot of the stuff. yeah. is just things that seem just just doing things that seem actually yeah. actually quite simple. yeah. pulling up records, getting footage, whatever. so yeah, trainees 21st trainees on that go to the 21st century yeah uh, yeah.
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century dudes. yeah uh, yeah. try control f you can just search. it's amazing. um, the. finally we moved to the times. leo what's the are they leo what's the what are they going the times have boomed. >> so the times have boomed. time for many nuclear power plants britain . so this plants across britain. so this is uh, modular mini is about, uh, modular mini nuclear reactors. normally, you know , your traditional, uh, know, your traditional, uh, nuclear power station takes ages. we're talking like, you know, 15 years to build . so know, 15 years to build. so hinkley point all the rest hinkley point c and all the rest of it, whatever they're called. uh, these modular uh, but these modular nuclear reactors are built. they're built off site. they're constructed in a factory, and you can assemble them very quickly . uh, they're also quickly. uh, they're also smaller. so you can put them where they're needed instead of having , you know, having to plug having, you know, having to plug in the to network take it, to take the electricity to different places. they're different places. uh, they're manufactured by rolls royce, an amazing british success story. engineering . although engineering marvel. although britain has signed . a big deal britain has signed. a big deal for nuclear reactors, these modular nuclear reactors . but modular nuclear reactors. but not used rolls royce because why would we support our own businesses ? so we've signed the businesses? so we've signed the
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deal with westinghouse, apparently, which i think is canadian . lovely. canadian american. lovely. >> there's where people >> there's a thing where people say to build say it takes ages to build nuclear reactors one nuclear reactors and it's one of those stats carries a lie those stats that carries a lie in it. if you look at the average, the mean average, because america because there was one in america that years build, because there was one in america that everyone ears build, because there was one in america that everyone goes, build, because there was one in america that everyone goes, oh,|ild, because there was one in america that everyone goes, oh,|il4takes then everyone goes, oh, it takes over because that's over a decade, because that's really skewed it. but your median seven in median is down about seven in parts world. they can parts of the world. they can knock them together in 3 to 4 years. because we've years. just because we've got so much regulation, so much triple testing happening. much regulation, so much triple testand happening. much regulation, so much triple testand you»ening. much regulation, so much triple testand you»ening need regulation >> and you don't need regulation when you're dealing with radioactive materials, am right? >> yeah . have right? >> yeah. have a right? >> yeah . have a crack at it. and >> yeah. have a crack at it. and the modular ones are more expensive. downside of expensive. the big downside of nuclear expense, yes, nuclear power the expense, yes, but then they want to buy 2050, i think get quarter of our electricity coming from power. i mean, this is a massive turnaround for our, uh, nuclear power. jemmy carter used to he was like the head of pr for nuclear power, basically. and i think he quit too soon. i think he'd be he'd be making some crazy money at the moment. fair enough. crazy money at the moment. fair enough . that's it for part one. enough. that's it for part one. but coming up, we've got foreign criminals being sent home, xl
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bullies to scotland bullies being sent to scotland and brummies being to and brummies being sent back to birmingham . find out has it birmingham. find out who has it worse. up
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>> you're listening to gb news radio . radio. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm stephen allen here with josh howie and leo curse. we move to the independent. josh, south africa is suing israel as if they didn't have enough on their plate right now. yeah. fetterman says south africa should focus on own as it on its own continent as it bnngs on its own continent as it brings case of genocide against israel. fetterman john israel. fetterman here, john fetterman, pennsylvania fetterman, he's the pennsylvania senator and he's basically said it's appalling that south africa is he said, is doing that. and he said, given their there and given their history there and people there's given their history there and peo been there's given their history there and peo been genocide there's given their history there and peo been genocide in|ere's given their history there and peo been genocide in south not been any genocide in south africa as such , but also there's africa as such, but also there's no genocide in gaza either. so that makes sense. but what he's talking about, he's saying is like like sudan close by, like places like sudan close by, where people have where like 7 million people have been . and think what been displaced. and i think what he's to the he's really referring to is the hypocrisy , where hypocrisy of south africa, where they and i'm quoting someone who's this on a tweet, but basically russia , syria, sudan,
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basically russia, syria, sudan, iran , south africa has not has iran, south africa has not has not voted against, uh, or they abstained . and any un abstained. and any un resolutions that criticise basically they voted against any un resolutions that criticise them. so the idea they're coming out against israel specifically when these other countries when all these other countries have arguably done great human rights, um , atrocities and is rights, um, atrocities and is again, it's hypocrisy to accuse. they're saying they have like genocidal attempt intent or whatever like that. if israel wanted to commit genocide, it could do it. and the figures quoted here, this is the independent guy, 23,000 palestinians have been killed , palestinians have been killed, you know, most of them being women children. they don't. women and children. they don't. what they don't say is they're quoting directly hamas propaganda figures don't propaganda. those figures don't count. that any count. miraculously that any terrorists have been killed by any means, because that's what hamas is saying so blindly following this narrative, you can trust hamas health can trust the hamas health minister when it comes to statistics . statistics. >> yes. >> yes. >> of course. well that's it. so it's very frustrating that and
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there is the reason why it's also is because also frustrating is because there's by accusing there's a weird by accusing israel when there is israel of genocide when there is no genocide going there, when only it's a weird inversion, when the when the whole world essentially stood by within living memory and a third of jews were wiped out to then turn around and go, oh, well, these guys are now committing genocide. it genocide. it inverts happened to, uh, to inverts what happened to, uh, to jewish people. so i think it's a great offensive. by the way, nelson mandela was a big zionist . and uh, and also they're saying it's like apartheid and whatever. if go israel, whatever. if you go to israel, it's so to and say it's so mental to try and say that is apartheid. when that israel is apartheid. when you've of you've got members of parliament, members of their knesset are, uh , arab, israeli, knesset are, uh, arab, israeli, when you've got , uh, when you've got, uh, arab—israeli doctors and phd and, um, you've got the high court, the high court judge can like, put the previous , um, like, put the previous, um, jewish president in jail or whatever. so the idea is apartheid is absolutely ridiculous . apartheid is absolutely ridiculous. it's mental apartheid is absolutely ridiculous . it's mental leotis ridiculous. it's mental leotis fetterman's , uh, comment. just a
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fetterman's, uh, comment. just a bit of a swing and a miss, though, that he could have made a better point than. >> yeah, i mean, i'm amazed fetterman managed to get a sentence mean, sentence out straight. i mean, i'm with his with his i'm impressed with his with his diction this is. he's not. diction here. this is. he's not. he's the best, actually , i he's not the best, actually, i shouldn't him. did have shouldn't mock him. he did have a an injury. a he did have a, uh, an injury. um, but yeah, i mean, i think the reality of the matter is , the reality of the matter is, yes, south africa is singling out israel. and why is it singling out israel ? the reason singling out israel? the reason everybody singles out israel when they don't focus on other countries. but the in countries. but the crisis in gaza getting worse, and it's gaza is getting worse, and it's becoming , uh, a real it's not becoming, uh, a real it's not just about the bombing, it's about basic calories getting into the area. you've got 2.2 million people, uh, crammed into this, uh, you know, an increasingly small , smaller increasingly small, smaller area. and, and it's just going to until the operation ends, it's going to it's going to fester and breed resentment and breed antipathy . breed antipathy. >> obe definitely think >> obe i definitely think there's that on there's a lot of that going on anyway. but they have anyway. but yes, but they have been the trucks are going through what's happening, unfortunately, through what's happening, unf
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the trucks and there's like evidence. there's all these video footage of drones you video footage of drones of you see, hamas, trucks see, hamas, those trucks going through israel gets through the border, israel gets through. israel's basically saying you could bring in as much want, and then much aid as you want, and then it border and it goes through the border and hamas you've hamas steals it, and you've actually seen the gaza and population rebelling against hamas that they hamas to get the food that they need. hamas to get the food that they need . and so it is a disgusting need. and so it is a disgusting humanitarian crisis. of course it it's hamas . give them it is. but it's hamas. give them the food . the telegraph. josh the food. the telegraph. josh only one foreign prisoner is sent home every week, and you'd think you get the hint by now. yeah uh, yeah. only one foreign prisoner sent home a week to their home country to serve a sentence. so this is one of these mental stories where it turns out we've got 10,500 foreign nationals serving time in uk jails or england, english and welsh jails costs £40,000 each a year . and welsh jails costs £40,000 each a year. and then. and the government set up some deals with different countries, including like jamaica, where they or was it jamaica where they or was it jamaica where they said we'll give you like 25 million to help your or um, to
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help your, uh, new jails and whatever . and then they made whatever. and then they made these deals where the prisoners can sort of say, actually, you know, i don't want to go back. yeah. what what are you doing ? yeah. what what are you doing? just send them back. why did you make these stupid deals? josh has radicalised and has been fully radicalised and redpill . redpill. >> this is amazing. see, it's no i >> -- >> but look, i know i've not. i've never been pro criminals . i've never been pro criminals. yeah, you know what i mean? and the up, the fact we've got clogged up, uh, prison service here, massive , oversubscribed. we need to get these people out, and we're spending of on spending millions of pounds on them . them. >> yeah, also, they talk >> yeah, and also, they talk about of early removal about the sort of early removal scheme is, you know, they scheme which is, you know, they talk about how it keeps britain safer by removing prisoners, what do is they what they do is they let prisoners out of jail early and then into the, then just release them into the, you know, release them into the freedom . and they're in their freedom. and they're in their original country, which isn't keeping when they keeping britain safe when they can just jump on something that floats and come back in again. >> , on that happy >> well, on that happy note, let's to telegraph . let's crack on to the telegraph. leo. snp banning xl leo. the snp is banning xl bullies short, aggressive and sometimes violent. the snp and
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nationalist politicians in scotland . everyone saw that. scotland. everyone saw that. there you go. good >> so yeah, xl bully dogs are to be banned in scotland. humza yousaf has announced in a humiliating about turn after his refusal to follow rishi sunak's crackdown led to an influx of the breed from england. so basically humza yousaf could have just ban xl bullies at the same time as rishi sunak. they're invited to it, but they're invited to do it, but obviously, know, was obviously, you know, there i was going scottish there, but going to say scottish there, but yeah , they're obstinate, he's yeah, they're obstinate, he's obstinate, he wants to, you know, always be different and always some, you know always have some, you know wedge, between wedge, he can drive between england and scotland. so he didn't. but then happened didn't. but then what happened was everybody has got was everybody in england has got to of their xl bully is to get rid of their xl bully is selling them to people in glasgow. then, you know, glasgow. so then, you know, we've just dealt with a knife crime, uh, knife epidemic crime, uh, knife crime epidemic in glasgow. and now people are going get their faces ripped in glasgow. and now people are goiwith get their faces ripped in glasgow. and now people are goi with xlet their faces ripped in glasgow. and now people are goi with xl bulliesfaces ripped in glasgow. and now people are goi with xl bullies instead. 3ed in glasgow. and now people are goiwith xl bullies instead. so off with xl bullies instead. so it just shows the idiocy of a devolved parliament. it doesn't do anything of any value or provide any worth to the to the people of scotland. it just bangs a relentless drum for independence and even like
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minutiae of policy which this basically humza can't, you basically is humza can't, you know, it can't carry man . it's know, it can't carry man. it's like watching somebody trying to carry a blancmange on roller skates . skates. >> can we sell them to isle >> can we now sell them to isle of man? i guess the next >> can we now sell them to isle of ivthati guess the next >> can we now sell them to isle of ivthat hasess the next >> can we now sell them to isle of ivthat has a s the next >> can we now sell them to isle of ivthat has a differenthe next >> can we now sell them to isle of ivthat has a different legalxt one that has a different legal system, i guess. so i mean, it's just and just utter incompetence. and they're trying sort blame they're trying to sort of blame they're trying to sort of blame the government now, which is the uk government now, which is ridiculous. ago . so, uh, ridiculous. a week ago. so, uh, mr yousaf was saying how we didn't need it. we already have this brilliant tight regime and whatever. and now suddenly, a week later, it's just it's humiliating for him. and it's it was so easily avoided . it's such was so easily avoided. it's such bad politics. but they to take a contrary position just to be contrary. yeah. is ridiculous. and now look it's backfired on them again. >> i knew it was a bad idea to put a doggy door in hadrian's wall. >> uh, the daily star. josh, be careful saying go back to brummie land. it's offensive. and might get you sent to coventry. yeah. go back to brummie notes uh, was brummie land. notes uh, was being treated as, uh, as a hate crime by police. now, this is,
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uh, in the aberystwyth. beautiful town ish. uh, in in in wales and wales is a particularly woke part of the uk. they're not devolved fully, but, you know, the local government is put through some ridiculous measures . uh, and ridiculous measures. uh, and they're interpreted . so this they're interpreted. so this note was left and it was it's note was left and it was it's not a nice note but the fact that it's been sort of looked into as a hate crime. now look, if this is these people were if birmingham was some sort of code like for, you know , asians like for, you know, asians there's a large asian community, if that's then you could sort of argue that you know, that's argue that it's you know, that's what people racists do. they use codes well, not codes and they go, well, i'm not being saying being racist. i'm just saying birmingham. but you know what? >> invented >> you just invented a code. >> you just invented a code. >> just saying >> well, no, i'm just saying that all that i'm, you know, fine. all right. done . but but if but right. i'm done. but but if but if not, it's totally ridiculous. because, as we all know , it's because, as we all know, it's a horrible accident . horrible accident. >> but i mean, if you think this is stupid. wait until you hear about every single other type of hate crime. it's all. it's all a
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nonsense. it's all, you know, basically, i don't like that person's accent or , you know, person's accent or, you know, this. and also the police are gonna they've got the resources to with notes , handwritten to deal with notes, handwritten notes left on doors. we just heard how they're slashing the murder detectives . this is an murder detectives. this is an absolute, absolute nonsense. >> if the murderer left a note, as they often do in agatha christie. if you look at the note, though, i think we've got a photo of it that says, uh, you're yours. take your , your you're yours. take your, your yours it. writing, by yours with it. that writing, by the , is yours. i, i think the way, is yours. i, i think that this writing, this, uh, this handwriting is pure psycho . this handwriting is pure psycho. >> it's very distinct. >> it's very distinct. >> it's very that's the easiest. >> it's very that's the easiest. >> hooligans , isn't it? >> hooligans, isn't it? >> hooligans, isn't it? >> like yao yao, yao yao , what >> like yao yao, yao yao, what is it? well, that's your your that's yao yao is that. i went oh, as i pronounce it, your yours . you're so posh. so i'm an yours. you're so posh. so i'm an idiot. and my accent is terrible as well. that's what it is. sorry. the birmingham people, that's part two in the can, but part three elon musk banning part three elon musk is banning some words on x and on tiktok there are anti—aging creams for
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kids . either that or they're not kids. either that or they're not kids. either that or they're not kids. and that really kids. and that cream really works. find
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listening to gb news radio . listening to gb news radio. >> well , come listening to gb news radio. >> well, come back to headliners, to the times. >> leo. and a judge has called children's snowflakes, and there's a strong chance they might cry about it. >> uh , this judge says >> yeah. so, uh, this judge says don't let children become snowflakes. uh this is judge rupert lowe. this is about a father who breached a court non—molestation order. uh, by the way, this isn't about he wasn't molesting the kids. and the judges, like, don't be snowflakes. this is the non—malay station. order really needs renamed because all needs to be renamed because all it is he can't go within 100m of his partner's home. uh, so his ex partner's home. uh, so there's nothing about there's no nothing about molestation there as far as as far as i know. uh, so i feel bad for him for that, you know? i mean, that's like, i think actual paedophile get like, you know, damagingly named, uh, know, less damagingly named, uh, orders them . but anyway, orders against them. but anyway, this is this is a bit of a non
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story. so he dropped his he breached. within breached. he went within the 100, wanted to 100, 100m because he wanted to drop off. they're drop his kids off. they're like eight wanted eight and nine i think he wanted to off and watch to drop them off and watch them walk they'd be walk to the door so they'd be safe . uh, fairness, he lives safe. uh, in fairness, he lives in britain, a good in britain, so there is a good chance walk in chance of every 100m you walk in london, you get stabbed several times, but , london, you get stabbed several times, but, um. but yeah, so this judge is saying like, oh, why don't you let them walk everywhere? why don't you let them walk eve|why. re? why don't you let them walk eve|why. this judge says , oh, in you why. this judge says, oh, in 1971, 80% of children walk to school. 2023, it was 25. school. and by 2023, it was 25. yeah. changed in that time, yeah. what changed in that time, judge? what did your generation do to this country? it do to wreck this country? it used homogenous , high used to be a homogenous, high trust now it isn't. trust society. and now it isn't. and that's fault. so don't and that's your fault. so don't judge this. this even though that judging that is his job judging people. don't this man. like i don't judge this man. like i think we changed the country. so it's different now. >> there were definitely paedophiles in the 70s. i think it's just that people didn't care. >> i've never heard of any 70s paedophiles. and i'm sure if they exist, they'd easily they did exist, they'd be easily noticeable . noticeable. >> all well, i think the issue is, nowadays parents love is, yeah, nowadays parents love their more and i think their kids more and i think that's more what it comes down.
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but also if he got within 30m, 30m is still far. yeah. like he had 100 metre ban. so he turned to 30m. 30m is a respectable distance where he can save it. i feel like the judge here was is just going making like . i think just going making like. i think it's a valid excuse is that he had. what do you think even the judge says you should have appued judge says you should have applied to have the order changed. mean the judge changed. so i mean the judge should do that during this hanging. i think he's just trying think judge is trying to i think the judge is more justify more like trying to justify his position of like being, you should this . and oh should have done this. and oh yeah, take whatever . yeah, kids can take whatever. well, eight and well, look, they're eight and they're to they're nine. i don't want to let my eight and nine walk more than themselves in than walk 100m by themselves in london in, uh, and i think 30m is like, you're still far. you're not going to, you know, i don't know what's going on in their relationship, but it's still just be far still far enough to just be far away the kids as safe. away and see the kids as safe. i mean, and that means it's good mean, and that means it's a good dad guardian. josh uh, dad to the guardian. josh uh, ten year olds are using anti—aging creams. if you use too much, you look like an egg .
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too much, you look like an egg. you look like, uh , you. that was you look like, uh, you. that was me. oh, okay. so, yeah, that'd be, uh. yeah. children as young as ten to mining, anti—aging products, says uk dermatologists . uh, it's a big, uh, trend on social media. and, uh, my daughter is use them. she's seven, but she looks like she's six. it doesn't look at her. yeah uh, but they're really expensive. and these dermatologists say actually, it's not designed for first of all, they're very , very all, they're very, very expensive. i know that because my wife uses them and they do work. um, but they're also bad for young people's skin. so whilst they say, yeah, wash your face and things like that , it's face and things like that, it's become sort of a trend thing and but really this ties into a larger movement of, also larger movement of, uh, also young women in particular, having plastic surgery , like having plastic surgery, like 1890 year olds getting these lip fillers, getting these , getting fillers, getting these, getting botox, even at like 18. and they look weird and they look older. >> yeah , they get it done. did >> yeah, they get it done. did you get it done? too young . like you get it done? too young. like if i got it done, i'd probably
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look wait look better. but wait till you're you know you're my age, you know what i mean? >> t- >> and you do that. and so beauty a change. and beauty stands as a change. and i went. outside you went. i was outside some, you know, somewhere . and know, makeup shop somewhere. and that the had the photos that was the they had the photos of whatever . they of the pouting, whatever. they could be 18. they could be 40. it's this weird. this is why age, it's almost like the phrase is wrong. it's not anti—aging. people don't to look people don't want to look younger in general all the way back you to back down to zero. you want to look younger back your look younger back towards your peak. yeah and if you turn there. you want to go in there. yeah you want to go in there. yeah you want to go in the other direction. if you want to better. so the of to look better. so the idea of people who are kids, who are ten wanting to look younger. yeah. you've entire you've missed the entire point of industry. but of the beauty industry. but someone's worked out to someone's worked out how to get money someone's worked out how to get mo yeah, this is this all >> yeah, this is this is all about media, particularly about social media, particularly tiktok, which is the fentanyl of society. uh pushing this stuff on on young kids, young kids who shouldn't even tiktok . shouldn't even be on tiktok. >> i'm looking forward to being on way, any on my peak, by the way, any day now. waiting for it. now. we're waiting for it. the daily mail claims that drag now. we're waiting for it. the daily min claims that drag now. we're waiting for it. the daily min the claims that drag now. we're waiting for it. the daily min the usaims that drag now. we're waiting for it. the daily min the us military: drag now. we're waiting for it. the daily min the us military are|g queens in the us military are making it weaker. not if the next war ends in a dance off. >> which it probably would. >> so which it probably would. the way are look , mark the way things are look, mark dolan sneak dolan is trying to sneak into the , so you've already
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the studio, so you've already had your two hours on tv 30 yards away. >> you know the drill. have you forgotten mark? >> i've got so much more to say about news, you see, about the news, you see, but actually it's in safe hands. steve. ben allen, what a talent. >> i bet you all thought he just wore suit time, but wore a suit all the time, but actually nothing bottom actually nothing on the bottom half thing. half is the weird thing. >> coming >> yeah, i thought he was coming in to tell you your double parked. by getting back parked. uh, so by getting back to the show. yep. uh, this army veteran is going to tell congress tomorrow or today if you're watching this on thursday morning, that drag queens diversity, equity and inclusion and the surge of leftist values in the military are making the us weaker and leading to the wrong people in combat in the army. uh, apparently been pushing all kinds of crazy stuff on military bases. they've had critical race theory lessons , critical race theory lessons, drag queen shows, paid for by the government, paid for by the government , of course. and, uh, government, of course. and, uh, and training workshops on white privilege and pronoun usage. so what we've seen is a generation of, uh, of army families just
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stopping, sending their kids aren't going into going into the army . uh, and the american army army. uh, and the american army is facing a recruitment crisis. it's missed its 2023 target by 41,000 people, which is a bit worrying when it looks like we're heading to a massive world war, which might be another incentive to not not to sign up. but really, it comes comes down to you've got this to this. you've got all this like straight male like anti straight white male propaganda being pushed by the army . and then who's going to be army. and then who's going to be like, oh brilliant, i'm going to sign for this, this thing , sign up for this, this thing, this me . i'm this regime that hates me. i'm going to fight for this country that hates me is ridiculous . that hates me now is ridiculous. so hopefully trump will get back in want sign so hopefully trump will get back in again. want sign up again. >> there discrepancy >> there is a discrepancy between , uh, the number of between, uh, the number of officers, percentage of officers are in the army in america, african americans are 20. uh, but only 12% amongst the, um . but only 12% amongst the, um. the officers. so if that makes sense. so there's a discrepancy. there's a discrepancy with hispanic, 18% to 9. then , hispanic, 18% to 9. and then, uh, white officers are
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overrepresented 68% to 51% in the lower ranks. so there is a discrepancy there. now, i'm not i'm just pointing it out. and i'm just pointing it out. and i'm saying that biden's i'm just saying that biden's government, agree with government, i don't agree with with these, you know, drag queen special things and the de you know , dei stuff and but at the know, dei stuff and but at the same time you would in an ideal society, you would hope there would be this equality in an ideal society. >> why don't we why do we have 76, uh, nba players black? why don't we have, uh, you know, absolute racial equity in basketball ? basketball? >> i think we should slow the game down, make it more enjoyable. yeah right. to the daily mail. josh calling a woman cis isn't allowed on twitter. >> and it is a chat up line in norfolk . norfolk. >> i get it, i get it, it's good. it's good. as long as it's not written down, it kind of works. yeah, yeah. uh, elon musk sparks new row after posting on x that cis is a heterophobic word . as youtuber hank green word. as youtuber hank green says, he's lost blah blah blah. and of poll agrees
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and a majority of poll agrees with him. only 65, though. agree with him. only 65, though. agree with which i'm surprised because i thought it would be more seeing how apparent that it i wouldn't . i seeing how apparent that it i wouldn't. i would seeing how apparent that it i wouldn't . i would say though, wouldn't. i would say though, there's an argument whether it's actually heterophobic or not. uh, because really, it just means that that, uh, you're just the same sex that you were born into. so it's got nothing to do with your sexuality saying that it's really just a counter word to anybody who's not part of the lgbt. q plus monarchy. so really, what it is, is it's a signifier that you are are, uh, you know, it's virtue signalling that you agree with this ideology . that that you agree with this ideology. that is a made that you agree with this ideology . that is a made up ideology. that is a made up religion, essentially . so back religion, essentially. so back in the day, for those of us who are like sciency folk university, you get taught trans and cis is the way of pointing out functional groups are and cis is the way of pointing outa functional groups are and cis is the way of pointing outa chain.unctional groups are and cis is the way of pointing outa chain. so tional groups are and cis is the way of pointing outa chain. so it)nal groups are and cis is the way of pointing outa chain. so it was groups are and cis is the way of pointing outa chain. so it was thisps are on a chain. so it was this innocuous molecules . yeah. no, i innocuous molecules. yeah. no, i remember them . they came up, but remember them. they came up, but it felt innocuous. when you learn it from that . but i guess
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learn it from that. but i guess what you're saying is now there's a new interpretation that's taken . that's been taken. >> yeah. i mean, when you learnt it, you know, when you applied it, you know, when you applied it chemistry or it to organic chemistry or whatever, used it to organic chemistry or wia, ever, used it to organic chemistry or wia, you used it to organic chemistry or wia, you know, used it to organic chemistry or wia, you know, cultural used it to organic chemistry or wia, you know, cultural anded in a, you know, cultural and societal as josh says, societal way. and as josh says, it's just it's tribal it's just it's just a tribal marker . so it's just it's just a tribal marker. so when you use it, it's like putting your pronouns in your email signature. it's telling everybody, i am in this tribe . and then also the, you tribe. and then also the, you know, compelled know, there's this compelled speech and, and, you know, the attacking, attacking anybody who isn't in the tribe. um, and, and i mean, yeah, it's not i think the reason it was only 65% supported it is because a lot of people, even if they think cis is silly, they think identity politics is so stupid that they're not going to say that it's offensive. yeah. >> any question about >> is there any question about it's elon musk was it's weird that elon musk was very about free speech and very much about free speech and absolutely not banning anything , absolutely not banning anything, and he's making this so apparent that he's banning it. is he just doing an elon musk and just getting publicity? >> he's trolling. yeah getting publicity? >> but; trolling. yeah getting publicity? >> but; trolli so yeah what it >> but yeah. so because what it is everybody else is it's expecting everybody else to themselves by by what
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to define themselves by by what uh, you're not. does that make sense? it's like me demanding that you call yourselves non—scots . yeah. or me? you non—scots. yeah. or me? you guys. yeah that is in my bio. >> which would make me feel a lot guys, if you lot safer. you guys, if you don't literal genocide don't as literal genocide against people. against scottish people. >> hairy . they do >> you guys are hairy. they do have the dogs at the moment though, pick on them. though, so don't pick on them. um, leo in climate um, the guardian, leo in climate change dutch are being change news, the dutch are being sued emissions, sued over their emissions, presumably their ovens. sued over their emissions, pre s01ably their ovens. sued over their emissions, pre so they their ovens. sued over their emissions, pre so the dutch their ovens. sued over their emissions, pre so the dutch caribbean.;. sued over their emissions, pre so the dutch caribbean. oh, >> so the dutch caribbean. oh, i get i get that one now. the >> what's the dutch oven ? you >> what's the dutch oven? you know, surely under a duvet. >> somebody's probably doing it right now watching it, i don't know, i'm okay. >> why is it why i asked the dutch, i don't know, i don't do it. yeah, i'm doing a headliner's oven. oh, no . no. so headliner's oven. oh, no. no. so that zelenskyy smells nice. >> the dutch , the dutch, >> the dutch, the dutch, canbbean >> the dutch, the dutch, caribbean islanders are suing the netherlands over climate change. this is the citizens of bonaire. nice name for a place of filing a formal legal
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challenge as research shows that part of the island will be submerged by 2025. so they're suing over something that hasn't happened yet that's caused by the weather, which those are two things that seem quite you know, how are you going to pin the weather on someone on, uh, and especially hasn't especially when it hasn't happened? maybe, happened? i don't know, maybe, maybe have from, maybe courts have changed from, you needing , maybe courts have changed from, you needing, uh, you know, actually needing, uh, actus mens rea , but, actus reus and mens rea, but, uh, which are two great bands, but , uh, uh, which are two great bands, but, uh, yeah, uh, which are two great bands, but , uh, yeah, apparently, you but, uh, yeah, apparently, you know, is going be know, this is going to be an issue low lying islands . issue with low lying islands. they're going they're going they're going to they're going to and to start disappearing and they're coral they're not protected by coral reefs. say, i reefs. so the scientists say, i mean, couple of decades mean, a couple of decades ago, apparently mean, a couple of decades ago, ap|iceently mean, a couple of decades ago, ap|ice age. so, know, let's an ice age. so, you know, let's just wait see. just wait and see. >> and also >> maybe the and it's also interesting, great argument interesting, that great argument of only responsible of the uk is only responsible for global emissions. for 1% of global emissions. surely in court. not that i'm the dutch lawyer, but you'd point that out that if you're about to be covered by water, why blaming the why are you just blaming the dutch? what they're trying to do is force government's is force the dutch government's hand invest more time and hand to invest more time and money to, uh uh uh , stuff
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money into to, uh uh uh, stuff to investment to prevent these things that are happening because as the water is rising , because as the water is rising, it has already submerged parts of the island and the weather has changed. and is making it more difficult for people. the coral reef has disappeared and they get 100,000 visitors to dive. the coral reefs. so all these things are happening, but they're trying they're just basically trying to bnng they're just basically trying to bring to it. so the bring attention to it. so the dutch government pulls their thumb out and says, all right, we're to take. we're going to take. >> dutch lawyer , by the >> yeah, a dutch lawyer, by the way, is when you get a lawyer under duvet. under a duvet. >> that's the lawyer , >> no, um, that's the lawyer, part three. yes. that's it for part three. yes. that's it for part three. yes. that's it for part three. but join us after the break for terms and the break for slang terms and racist jokes. and normally that's just the break. we'll
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soon. welcome back to headline . is the welcome back to headline. is the guardian josh and tfl may put fake steering wheels on dlr trains because they can't actually be used like indicators on bmw. yeah yeah tfl
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considering installing fake steering wheels at front of the dlr trains. it turns out it's 30 years since i went there. that first weekend my parents took me down. i was like, so exciting and, um, and they're at the front and you sit at the front and you everyone wants to get to the front because like, oh, the front because it's like, oh, look pretend. so look at me, i can pretend. so now actually going to now they're actually going to stick a pretend driving wheel on now they're actually going to sticiso pretend driving wheel on now they're actually going to sticiso little nd driving wheel on now they're actually going to sticiso little kids'iving wheel on now they're actually going to sticiso little kids can; wheel on now they're actually going to sticiso little kids can playeel on now they're actually going to sticiso little kids can play andn and so little kids can play and stickers whatever. stickers or whatever. it's a nice idea. yeah. but nice little idea. yeah. uh, but really, what would be good is if they replaced , uh, actual tube they replaced, uh, actual tube drivers with these stickers. yeah that would be what i or replace sadiq khan with a sticker . sticker. >> yeah. can we do that? >> yeah. can we do that? >> it would be more. there would be less knife crime. i don't know i say legally, know if i can say that legally, for reasons, for ofcom reasons, i take
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feel like it's special. >> it's like being on a roller coaster that isn't very good. yeah yeah, yeah. they get to go up and you're, you know , you can up and you're, you know, you can see out the front like the end up and you're, you know, you can se�*aout the front like the end up and you're, you know, you can sea rollera front like the end up and you're, you know, you can sea roller coaster. ke the end of a roller coaster. >> yeah, yeah, yeah . going on. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. going on. yeah um, daily leo and yeah um, the daily mail, leo and an airline has apologised for a joke about vietnam's currency. not the first time someone's dong got trouble . i dong has got them in trouble. i would now like to apologise for that obviously that joke. obviously >> apologised as >> uh, well, they apologised as well. australian well. so this is australian airline jetstar, which has apologised over a racist joke. there words. the newspaper's words , not mine. after customers words, not mine. after customers vowed to never fly with the airline again. uh, so the airline again. uh, so the airline mocked the currency of vietnam in a facebook post saying sorry , but vietnam, saying sorry, but vietnam, vietnamese money being called dongis vietnamese money being called dong is objectively funny . and dong is objectively funny. and a million dong is $65 and i basically have $65, which means i'm a millionaire. it's a very funny . it's a very funny joke. funny. it's a very funny joke. josh gets it, josh gets it. yeah, that's a good one. what it is, is dong is another word for, uh, i guess a penis or a penis,
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that kind of thing. um, and so a lot of people like hue, hue boy, get that camera off me, hue boy. hoi boy! uh, the boss of language education company , uh, language education company, uh, pt master, who's vietnamese or vietnamese origin, says he will no longer be flying with the budget . uh, don't budget airline. uh, i don't know. people don't get know. scottish people don't get bothered the bothered by this. like the scottish called scottish pound is called the beef and we have no beef curtain. and we have no issue , uh, having it mocked at issue, uh, having it mocked at all. i think people are being a bit too skinned . bit too thin skinned. >> what's the exchange rate for a curtain? >> what's the exchange rate for a uh, :urtain? >> what's the exchange rate for a uh, tonin? >> what's the exchange rate for a uh, two beef curtains for one >> uh, two beef curtains for one dong. nice >> the daily mail. dong. nice >> the daily mail . now, josh, >> the daily mail. now, josh, i is greater than hour long comedy special. still we thought i was going to cause nuclear war. so this is a far better way to bomb george carlin's daughter blasts the hour long ai generated comedy special starring her father. 15 years after he died, saying no machine ever saying no machine will ever replace genius . i saying no machine will ever replace genius. i don't replace his genius. i don't think even really needs think she even really needs to say . don't many say it. i don't know if many humans genius. humans will replace his genius. he the comedy greats . he was one of the comedy greats. uh, has 14 real specials. uh, he has 14 real specials. he's incredibly prolific as
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well. and also one of those rare comics who just, you know, i just do the same. minutes for just do the same. 20 minutes for the but you know, the last 20 years. but you know, he was just hours and the last 20 years. but you know, he wa worth hours and the last 20 years. but you know, he wa worth of hours and the last 20 years. but you know, he wa worth of material>urs and the last 20 years. but you know, he wa worth of material and and hours worth of material and constantly staying relevant. >> talking well, he's just >> so talking well, he's just bonng >> so talking well, he's just boring talking. i watch something all he did was tell like american boomer hippies who'd failed at life. he told them that, you know, none of their problems were fault. their problems were their fault. it's , man, it's the it's like, hey, man, it's the system keeping man . system keeping you down, man. it's basically it's the system. he's basically like, impression . he's like, you know, impression. he's basically a u1 . basically like telegram, a u1. >> so they q—anon the point is, they fed all this stuff into an ai . this ai has come up with ai. this ai has come up with this, um, ridiculous set that and they do one of the jokes and it's really bad. i don't even want to repeat it. it's it is offensive, but it's also a sign offensive, but it's also a sign of going happen of what's going to happen in the future, where, um, you know, my bad jokes will be replaced by al's bad jokes will be replaced by ai's even worse ones. has it got any material about the vietnamese because vietnamese currency? because i might need some there. the might need some help there. the daily mail, leo a statue of greta thunberg has been moved. why slave owner, too? why was she a slave owner, too?
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yeah >> so greta thunberg . £24,000 >> so greta thunberg. £24,000 statue is moved from a university's main entrance after furious students slammed it as a waste money. this is the waste of money. so this is the university winchester. university of winchester. uh, put and put up this bronze sculpture and students immediately got . got students immediately got. got furious about it, saying the money could be spent on more meaningful environmental. is that the real branding the that the real her branding the memorial yeah, memorial a greenwash? yeah, there's picture of memorial a greenwash? yeah, ththere. picture of memorial a greenwash? yeah, ththere. man, picture of memorial a greenwash? yeah, ththere. man, this:ture of it there. uh man, this generation just don't like statues i've found out. statues, is what i've found out. like any the greta thunberg. it's like the it's like you don't like the slave owners. don't like slave owners. you don't like greta you want slave owners. you don't like g statue you want slave owners. you don't like g statue of? you want slave owners. you don't like g statue of? i you want slave owners. you don't like g statue of? i mean you want slave owners. you don't like g statue of? i mean , you want slave owners. you don't like g statue of? i mean , is you want slave owners. you don't like g statue of? i mean , is there want a statue of? i mean, is there anything you'd to see anything you'd like to see commemorated in bronze at all? i feel sorry for them. >> they're paying money. their . >> they're paying money. their. whole lives now . uh, i was whole lives now. uh, i was speaking to somebody. they're paying, speaking to somebody. they're paying, like, £300 a month from their. from their wages. it's. it's really unfair. and so the fact that some of it would go to this £24,000 ridiculous virtue signalling statue, they get a really useful gender studies
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degree money. all degree for that money. all right. we can this in right. see if we can fit this in in minute. mail, in a minute. the daily mail, josh they've more josh and they've added more words dictionary even words to the dictionary, even though most people don't know all already in all the ones that's already in there, unpropitious all the ones that's already in thereyeah. unpropitious all the ones that's already in thereyeah. slang)pitious all the ones that's already in thereyeah. slang wordss all the ones that's already in thereyeah. slang words of the ooh, yeah. so slang words of the world unite. yes. so basically some new words. we know things like catfish, whatever. monday some new words. we know things like catfi is, whatever. monday some new words. we know things like catfiis .whatever. monday some new words. we know things like catfiis . a1atever. monday some new words. we know things like catfiis . a sledge monday some new words. we know things like catfiis . a sledge hammer,y hammer is. a sledge hammer, which is like a big one because it feels like monday because when it hits you. but i like particularly, um, chekhov's. oh no, i don't like any of them . i no, i don't like any of them. i just oh, yeah, a dumb phone is a phone that is like, doesn't have, like a, not a smartphone. yeah. so a dumb phone. i like that one or uh, sort of drug dealers phone maybe . yeah. did dealers phone maybe. yeah. did you, do you like any of these? i don't know if it's in here, but gaslighting a new word that love. >> so instead of gaslighting, gaslighting know , like tells, uh, you know, like somebody objectively somebody who's objectively disgusting , they look amazing. disgusting, they look amazing. wow. you go, girl, you slay wow. yes you go, girl, you slay queen. and then they're all like, oh yes, i feel amazing. and they don't. >> that's good. and talky talk feel good, which is childish, foolish or inconsequential talk.
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that's me talking talking talk often this show that's going to be if i ever get a show, that's what calling talking what i'm calling it. talking talk howie . uh, well, talk with josh howie. uh, well, that's everything sorted. that's about everything sorted. the nearly so let's the show's nearly over, so let's take look at take another quick look at friday's front pages. we'll start with the daily uk start with the daily mail uk blitz warning to iran. the telegraph goes with us and uk prepare strikes on houthi rebel bases. prepare strikes on houthi rebel bases . us really switched his bases. us really switched his voice. the times airstrikes on houthis after strife in red sea. the guardian says britain and us poised to launch strikes against houthis in yemen. the express says britain and us unite to strike against iran backed rebels. and the daily star sven , rebels. and the daily star sven, ihave rebels. and the daily star sven, i have a year to live at best, and those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. that's all we've got time for. thank josh and leo thank you to josh howie and leo curse. we will be back tomorrow at 11 pm. when josh will return with simon evans and nick dixon . with simon evans and nick dixon. have a good one. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar , sponsors of weather on .
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solar, sponsors of weather on. gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather update with me, annie shuttleworth from the met office. tomorrow will be a cloudy day for many of us. however where it has been gloomy in recent days across much of scotland, we'll see a chance of more sunshine, high pressures in charge and as a charge across the uk and as a result it's staying dry for the bulk country through the bulk of the country through the rest of the week. we've got quite a lot of though, quite a lot of cloud though, coming off the east coast coming in off the east coast through this evening, spreading across much of wales into northern england, southern scotland , even parts eastern scotland, even parts of eastern northern some of northern ireland. seeing some of that so it will be that low cloud so it will be milder where the cloud cover persists. however, where we do see spells across see the clear spells across scotland, northern ireland is going and frosty going to be a cold and frosty start tomorrow. we could be down as minus eight, however , as low as minus eight, however, as low as minus eight, however, as i said there will be more sunshine lasting sunshine in these areas lasting through of the day. further through much of the day. further south the cloud will south though, the cloud will unger south though, the cloud will linger for many areas, we could see some sunny spells coming through of wales
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through across parts of wales and parts the southwest by and parts of the southwest by the afternoon, but in general it will be a little bit of a cloudier temperatures cloudier day. temperatures around 6 or 7 degrees in the south. that's just below average for year . across the for the time of year. across the north we'll start to see some drizzly rain sinking southwards that will sink further southwards throughout saturday, perhaps hill snow . perhaps bringing some hill snow. but it's behind that that we see the cold weather arriving to the north scotland for saturday north of scotland for saturday afternoon, in the afternoon, and it's in the evening we start to see evening when we start to see a risk snow showers risk of some snow showers falling across scotland. but for many it many of us through sunday it should dry, bright and should stay dry, bright and a little chilly . see you later. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers . as sponsors of boxt boilers. as sponsors of weather on .
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good evening. >> with every day that goes by the sub postmaster scandal gets worse. now we learn that money was being taken back from them virtually by extortion. a man who led one of the biggest employment agencies in britain has written a piece today saying immigration is destroying the economy . and contrary to all the economy. and contrary to all the narrative that you always get, and i'll be joined on talking pints by danny gater , a man who pints by danny gater, a man who turned disaster into triumph. and danny crates won a gold medal in the paralympic rick's. i wonder how do you cope when you've had an accident and lost an arm? how do you get back and then go on and become a champion? well, danny did, but before all of that, let's get the with middlehurst . the news with polly middlehurst. >> nigel, thank you and good evening to you. well, the top story from the gb newsroom tonight. is that the official inquiry into the post office scandal has been grilling a former investigator about what
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he did and didn't know regarding the faulty horizon it software at the centre of the debacle . at the centre of the debacle. stephen bradshaw insisted today he wasn't an expert on the system, and he defended comments he made back in 2012 that he had absolute confidence in horizon. while at the same time admitting he did see hundreds of complaints coming in from subpostmasters. he denied allegations of bullying and unprofessional behaviour at the time, saying he also never told any post office worker that they were the only one experiencing issues with the software . the issues with the software. the i'm not technically minded with that. >> i would expect that to come from the people above. if it was an issue, i would expect fujitsu to inform the post office and the full post office to let us know what what the issues are. it given that statement by it was given that statement by cartwright and told to put cartwright king and told to put that statement through. in hindsight , that statement through. in hindsight, after a period in my previous statements , they previous statements, they probably should have been another line stating that these are not words, the are not my words, but the statement is produced

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