>> good evening. your top stories from the gb newsroom. the uk's maritime organisation is warning vessels to sail with caution after reports of a new attack on a ship southeast of yemen's port of aden . a senior yemen's port of aden. a senior us military official says. houthi rebels fired an anti—ship ballistic missile today, but it did not hit any ships. this ballistic missile today, but it did not hit any ships . this is did not hit any ships. this is the first incident and security warning since the overnight uk . warning since the overnight uk. us joint strikes on houthi rebels. the yemeni government says the rebels are responsible for dragging the country into military confrontation . however, military confrontation. however, a spokesman for the militant group says they'll continue to block the passage of ships in the region in the uk, the prime minister says britain needs to send a strong signal that houthi rebel attacks in the red sea are wrong . ukraine's president has wrong. ukraine's president has hailed the uk's. wrong. ukraine's president has hailed the uk's . £2.5 billion hailed the uk's. £2.5 billion military aid package for his

country. prime minister rishi sunak made the announcement dunng sunak made the announcement during a surprise visit to kyiv today, with the package including long—range missiles , including long—range missiles, air defence and artillery shells . mr sunak promised to continue to stand with ukraine in its fight against russia. vladimir zelenskyy says the agreement helped secure his country's future . the former home future. the former home secretary says the rwanda bill, set to be debated in the commons next week, won't stop the boats . next week, won't stop the boats. speaking exclusively to gb news, suella braverman said she'll vote against the bill if there are no improvements . are no improvements. >> what we want to see if we want to stop the boats is regular, uh, flights taking off to rwanda with large numbers of passengers, you know, a token flight with a handful of people on them on it is not going to stop the boats. we need an effective deterrent. people are coming over in their thousands on the small boats. they need to know that if they get here, they will be detained , they will be

will be detained, they will be put on a plane and they will be removed to rwanda . removed to rwanda. >> sir tony blair was warned the honzon >> sir tony blair was warned the horizon it system at the centre of the post office scandal could be flawed before it was rolled out. that's according to newly revealed documents, a handwritten note from the then labour prime minister published by the public inquiry today, suggests he'd raised concerns the then special adviser, geoff mulgan, warned pushing ahead with the system would leave the government dependent on a hugely expensive influx , all expensive influx, all inappropriate and possibly unreliable system. earlier today, a lawyer acting for the post office apologised for delays in the disclosure of documents to the inquiry into the scandal. chris jackson told the scandal. chris jackson told the inquiry the post office wants to help reveal the truth and facts behind the fault, which led to hundreds of people being wrongly convicted of theft . this is gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news. now it's

time for headliners . time for headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. >> i'm simon evans, joining me tonight, two top tier comedians. we have josh howie and nick dixon. you well gentlemen thank you. >> how are you.7 >> how are you? >> okay. you are not actually in mourning. i hope. >> no, no. >> no, no. >> to my career. >> to my career. >> okay . well, you've got the >> okay. well, you've got the black tie. >> yeah, just looking slightly sombre. >> yeah. i'm just like. i'm trying me. trying out new me. >> yeah. fair enough. >> yeah. fair enough. >> serious. >> serious. >> going few different looks. >> yeah, just to get to the right one. >> to get me a pay rise. >> zombie dishevelled like a drunk wandered into >> zombie dishevelled like a dru|wrong wandered into >> zombie dishevelled like a dru|wrong funeral. vandered into >> zombie dishevelled like a dru|wrong funeral. you'reed into >> zombie dishevelled like a dru|wrong funeral. you're very:o the wrong funeral. you're very like, uh, like a mix palette. >> like a theatrical monochrome kind of vibe. >> actually, i say that i see myself and i've got one as well. it was a it was a neutral comment. i've taken it as a compliment. i'm number compliment. i'm a number of different, flavoured different, slightly flavoured milks. is your milks. so beige today is your

beige okay. well let's see beige mood okay. well let's see what out best for front what plays out best for front pages. what plays out best for front pages . uh, we what plays out best for front pages. uh, we kick off what plays out best for front pages . uh, we kick off with the pages. uh, we kick off with the daily mail. uh she simply slip it away. that is, with regard to elizabeth's second. the queen, who you may remember, died 18 months ago . um, the daily mail months ago. um, the daily mail have just thought it would be appropriate to remind us of that. the telegraph shapps warns iran. patience is running out at. and the independent houthi is. i think that's how it's pronounced . houthis be going. pronounced. houthis be going. houthis i think houthis, houthis, houthis vow revenge as uk , uh, and us launch airstrikes uk, uh, and us launch airstrikes on yemen. the express britain must outlaw iran terror group in our midst. the mirror high price of conflict and the daily star as ever bucking the trend riddle of the alien babies . as we have of the alien babies. as we have front pages . so what have the

front pages. so what have the mirror gone with again? hi >> price of conflict. >> price of conflict. >> this is the, uh, seeming escalation going on in the red sea . sea. >> uh huh. uh, the houthis attacking , uh, uk ships, attacking, uh, uk ships, american ships. maybe not a good idea. >> i've been reading about them all day, but it's the first time i've heard somebody say it's houthis. >> i believe it's houthis. i'm just going by the kind of infantile i'm going. just going by the kind of inereah,i'm going. just going by the kind of inereah,i'm �*houthis. >> yeah, the houthis. >> yeah, the houthis. >> yeah. like sort of >> yeah. they're like a sort of sort of west end story gang. when hottie, you're a when you're a hottie, you're a hottie west hottie at the end. damn the west at, uh. >> but yeah, they are , in fact, >> but yeah, they are, in fact, a good deal less charming and, uh. yeah. their dancing is uh. yeah. and their dancing is good, though. uh. yeah. and their dancing is gooanyway, h. uh. yeah. and their dancing is gooanyway, um , they, uh. yeah >> anyway, um, they, uh. yeah they've attacked uk and american warships. yeah. uh, we have retaliated since then. yeah. threatening block the red sea. so an expert, an intelligence expert , one expert. we don't expert, one expert. we don't know who in this part of the article says i believe the terror threat will increase

because of the twisted anti—western narrative of. and i believe they're not talking about the segments of the population we're going to see out marching tomorrow. >> um, uh, and of course, the houthi, they're part of their their literally death their motto is literally death to death to america, death to >> death to america, death to the jews . the jews. >> catchy. >> catchy. >> these aren't the good guys. >> these aren't the good guys. >> it's a a triple bill, >> it's a it's a triple bill, i suppose are encouraged by suppose they are encouraged by the degree of support palestine has had over the last few weeks. would you say ? would you say? >> uh, not necessarily. i mean, they're by iran, who they're encouraged by iran, who are up. so the are really stepping up. so the whole we're going to talk about iran but this is i iran in a second. but this is i mean, so important for us mean, it's so important for us to in, not just to protect to step in, not just to protect these shipping which these shipping lanes, which affects here affects all. it says here that cost up and other cost oil might go up and other goods, because bridges are goods, because this bridges are going to have to go around the cape hope. cape of good hope. >> they don't. >> well, if they don't. >> well, if they don't. >> so if they don't secure this place, definitely up place, they'll definitely go up because of the additional costs. but about iran but really, this is about iran being big bully in the being the big bully in the region, sending out the houthis is like their little minions , is like their little minions, and they're how we're and they're seeing how we're responding . and if we don't responding. and if we don't respond, going respond, it's just going to embolden iran. >> you reckon? well

>> what do you reckon? well firstly, kind of absurd firstly, it's kind of absurd that have an expert that i now have to be an expert in because until in yemen because until yesterday, knew about it yesterday, all i knew about it was chandler to yesterday, all i knew about it wasaway chandler to yesterday, all i knew about it was away from chandler to yesterday, all i knew about it was away from janice .er to yesterday, all i knew about it was away from janice . r to yesterday, all i knew about it wasaway from janice . uh, to yesterday, all i knew about it wasaway from janice . uh, in to get away from janice. uh, in friends, which was a simpler time. houthi was slightly time. houthi was a slightly cnnge time. houthi was a slightly cringe american band and yemen was just something that occurs a plotline in friends. >> but now i have to know all about it. it's good. good that our is getting a run out our navy is getting a run out again, be the our navy is getting a run out agairin be the our navy is getting a run out agairin the be the our navy is getting a run out agairin the world. be the our navy is getting a run out agairin the world. that's be the best in the world. that's a positive i've found. obviously the thing is, are you capitulating terror capitulating to the terror threats? do threats? if you don't do anything? you? anything? but are you? is it something to get something we want to get involved in? because neocons something we want to get invo say in? because neocons something we want to get invo say in?have|use neocons something we want to get invo say in?have|us1 secure eocons will say we have to secure ourselves and get ourselves by going and get involved in these but involved in these things. but the says, what do the isolationist says, what do we wasting money on?| -| on? i think what think on? ithink what think does >> i think what i think it does come as, as warfare has come down as, uh, as warfare has often centuries often done over the centuries to pragmatic concerns. it's not necessarily a principled stand that we that we should, like, take on the role of the world's police at this point in our trajectory. but but we need to keep shipping lanes open , don't keep shipping lanes open, don't we? yeah, yeah , yeah. i mean, we? yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean, it's as simple as that. and also it's as simple as that. and also it does seem like this is , as

it does seem like this is, as you say, josh, this is iran . i you say, josh, this is iran. i mean, obviously, iran are a significant funder of hamas. they're a funder of hezbollah. they're a funder of hezbollah. they are the source of most of the world's trouble in that region. you know, and they need to be confronted every at every opportunity, which you're not saying, yeah , 100% do it with saying, yeah, 100% do it with nick. oh, nick. >> oh no idea. i mean, like i said, i only just heard of it. >> no, no idea. well next up is the express nick. and this is perhaps for you. yeah >> en- en— yeah >> britain must outlaw >> this is britain must outlaw iran group in our midst. iran terror group in our midst. and they're referring iran terror group in our midst. anthe they're referring iran terror group in our midst. anthe islamic they're referring iran terror group in our midst. anthe islamic revolutionarying to the islamic revolutionary guard and alicia kearns guard corps and alicia kearns chairman of the commons foreign affairs select committee, has said that should be a said that there should be a proscribed terrorist organisation, have organisation, should have been years ago. the bbc probably think they're great guys, but, um, they are, as said, um, they are, as you said, arming training terrorist arming and training terrorist groups like hamas and hezbollah. so probably get so they'll probably get a discounted council in discounted council house in barnet. yes, it's barnet. um, but yes, it's saying, look, the us has called them a proscribed terrorist organisation. ages ago. so why don't we get on and do that and it will us with them.

it will help us deal with them. they make any they claim, well, it make any difference . difference. >> will make any >> no. well it will make any difference gives difference because it gives us greater about who comes greater control about who comes into the country and whatever. but, and also sends out but, but and also sends out a message again on that, that message that again on that, that we know what's going on. people have been advocating within the uk for years to get this obviously evil organisation outlawed . and, and, and it's outlawed. and, and, and it's ridiculous that we still haven't doneit. ridiculous that we still haven't done it . yeah. and maybe i think done it. yeah. and maybe i think they were doing it sort of holding off on iran kind of hey guys maybe they're going to turn around and be nice , but around and be nice, but obviously they haven't and they've , you know, tried to they've, you know, tried to organise assassinations on our soil. um they are not the good guys. they are funding terror literally around the world. and of course they need to be prescribed. >> how do they do it? do they have collections in mosques that sort of thing. >> is it i think just yeah, big. sort of thing. >> izthink hink just yeah, big. sort of thing. >> izthink big: just yeah, big. sort of thing. >> izthink big moneyzah, big. sort of thing. >> izthink big money runs)ig. sort of thing. >> izthink big money runs in. no i think big money runs in south london. >> lot fundraisers. south london. >> lot fundraisers . we used >> a lot of fundraisers. we used to go see there was an irish to go and see there was an irish folk in a pub called the folk band in a pub called the swan they come swan in stockwell, and they come round with a beret half time swan in stockwell, and they come rounyeah,1 a beret half time swan in stockwell, and they come

rounyeah,1 a bchucked alf time swan in stockwell, and they come rounyeah,1 a bchucked alfan ne and yeah, you chucked in an extra i was, extra tenner. yeah. well i was, you i would look the other you know, i would look the other way and little bit sort way and feel a little bit sort of grubby about, you know, being there guinness there to enjoy the guinness and there to enjoy the guinness and the and the, the tunes but the and the, and the tunes but not not if not being, i'm not sure if mosques or mosques have guinness on tap or not, must be difficult not, is it. it must be difficult for i've gone downhill. for the i've gone downhill. i just want to acknowledge annie nightingale, front nightingale, who's on the front page express. none page of the daily express. none of pages, far of the other front pages, as far as see, have tribute , as i can see, have paid tribute, but, um. oh, that's the star. >> has died at the age >> which she has died at the age of 83. >> for long time, radio one's >> for a long time, radio one's only female dj from 1970 82. only female dj from 1970 to 82. literally the only female voice on radio pretty extraordinary on radio 1. pretty extraordinary . yeah, i simpler time sunday request. no, she was really great. >> that was the dream period, wasn't it, for you? >> she really was. >> she really was. >> things weren't. that's what i'm saying. >> things weren't. that's what i'm it's'ing. >> things weren't. that's what i'm it's kind of like the >> it's kind of like the marianne faithful of the of the dj anyway, yeah, life dj world. but anyway, yeah, life was better. um, the daily star finally, have. finally, i think we have. is that have? riddle that all we have? yeah. riddle of babies . of the alien babies. >> there. this i don't know >> there. this is. i don't know if you've these photos. if you've seen these photos. they're uh, in mexico. they're these, uh, in mexico. there are these sort of weird auens there are these sort of weird aliens some people are aliens that some people are insisting are real. all right,

uh, but really, this is the riddle of the gullible fools saying that. i'm not saying that there aren't aliens out there. there seems to be more and more, uh, seekers of information becoming available formerly secret information becoming available america . and also, available in america. and also, there was this weird incident. i dunnoif there was this weird incident. i dunno if you saw it on twitter, but there was some incident in was ? and was it miami? yeah. and everyone's cover everyone's claiming a big cover up all that. now it could be up and all that. now it could be just weird psycho mass just some weird psycho mass psycho lots of psycho experience, but lots of people what people are like, this is what happened. blocked happened. and the police blocked it some weird it off and there was some weird auen it off and there was some weird alien creature. and i've seen a few they're like, few things and they're like, they're it. they're trying to suppress it. so here next week , so if i'm not here next week, then, you know, they got to me. >> if you've been pro saw footage that, looked footage of that, it looked pretty real. pretty fake, but they are real. >> it's boffins again >> yeah. it's boffins again though. alien eggs found in though. it's alien eggs found in a mexican mummy are not from earth. say totally sensible boffins. so i personally trust the boffins. >> say. i like the >> whatever they say. i like the star and their and their relationship with boffins, but it interesting part it is interesting that part of the to attract the world seems to attract an awful lot of the alien activity, doesn't it? back in the von doesn't it? even back in the von

daniken strips of the gods or landing strips of the gods or whatever that book was called, they were all it was all the, um, the mexican jungle. do you think it's because speak think it's because they speak spanish don't spanish or something? i don't know, it peyote ? know, is it peyote? >> it's hallucinogenic drugs. >> it's hallucinogenic drugs. >> straightforward racism >> it's straightforward racism that couldn't believe that that they couldn't believe that the idiotic natives have the idiotic natives could have built anything more than three stories they would just stories high. so they would just assume aliens. that assume it was aliens. oh, that makes sense. >> all the aliens could >> also, all the aliens could have like to have a lisp and they like to speak . speak spanish. >> that was, um, based on, uh, a deformity of an inbred habsburg prince in, uh, in spain . simon. prince in, uh, in spain. simon. oh, they all copied him. it's the only thing you don't know. >> can we just is ridiculous. >> can we just is ridiculous. >> it'sjust >> can we just is ridiculous. >> it's just getting ridiculous. >> it's just getting ridiculous. >> how to pronounce routees. although going call although someone's going to call it early his achilles it an early forbes. his achilles heelis it an early forbes. his achilles heel is pronunciations, but he knows social, like >> form of social, uh, like virtue signalling. you know ? virtue signalling. you know? >> so really? oh, so it was like a list of all poor guy. so a list of all that poor guy. so it the sis of day. it was the sis of their day. >> the fifth of their day. exactly just. don't exactly i'm just. i don't believe waistcoat because you believe my waistcoat because you can't it on the camera, can't see it on the camera, but everyone wears waistcoat.

everyone wears their waistcoat. one button the bottom everyone wears their waistcoat. onwell. ton the bottom everyone wears their waistcoat. onwell. ton that's the bottom everyone wears their waistcoat. onwell. ton that's tradition om as well. now that's a tradition that established. you should that was established. you should do george the prince regent , who do george the prince regent, who became fourth, became george the fourth, was too his waistcoat all too fat to do his waistcoat all the up, everyone would the way up, so everyone would wear bit really wear those a little bit really undone yeah. undone as well. yeah. >> kind how >> he's kind of like how wig started, the started, isn't he? you know, the judicial someone judicial wigs from from someone where being bald, one of where king being bald, one of the kings did come mexico. where king being bald, one of the you;s did come mexico. where king being bald, one of the you;s did why? mexico. where king being bald, one of the you;s did why? methat's >> you know why? because that's where from >> you know why? because that's where that's from >> you know why? because that's where that's why from >> you know why? because that's where that's why they from >> you know why? because that's wherethat's why they lost from >> you know why? because that's where that's why they lost theirn hair. >> this is a completely different show now. but i like whenever new is. whenever this new show is. >> think more an >> i think it's more of an afternoon radio show. >> it. >> but i like it. >> but i like it. >> also, getting from the star to some high brow. to some seriously high brow. >> merkins came >> that's where the merkins came from know the from as well. you know the merkins? yeah yeah, yeah, merkins? yes. yeah yeah, yeah, that's very little. wasn't that's very little. i wasn't decorative, that was i know almost as much as you. >> a better. >> i'm a better. >> i'm a better. >> up to speed on three >> you're up to speed on three major modules. >> can't do my shirts. >> can't do my shirts. >> it for part one. in >> that's it for part one. in part have amputations part two, we have amputations for fun and profit. so keir starmer enjoying qatari hospital and the battle against porn . and the battle against porn. we'll see you in

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news radio. >> and welcome back to headliners. i'm simon evans, still here with josh howie and nick dixon. so the telegraph kick off with humble sir keir caught whizzing about, enjoying the kind of luxury normally only accorded to the likes of gary lineker. very good. >> yes, we're talking hypocrites here. this is a very frustrating article and i was just very quickly so, uh, sir quickly say why. so, uh, sir keir branded hypocrite keir starmer branded hypocrite over 25,000 private jet to cop 28 provided qatar. now the 28 provided by qatar. now the reason he's actually triple reason he's actually a triple hypocrite , if you look at it in hypocrite, if you look at it in a certain way. number one, triple crick. yeah. number one, he's 28. it's he's around. cop 28. it's all about, you know, less fuels about, uh, you know, less fuels and saving the world and stuff like going on a private like that. going on a private jet does number is jet does that. number two is because criticising the because he's criticising the past sunak. and even past rishi sunak. and even though, that's not keir though, uh, that's not keir starmer's private jet still using a private jet doesn't look to criticise someone using to criticise someone else. using private jets, then you're going on private jet and number on a private jet and number three is he said in the past he won't go to qatar when it was like football damn there like the football and damn there human abuses. so there's human rights abuses. so there's a thing. but a triple hypocrite thing. but

that enough. yet that stuff is bad enough. yet the telegraph have done a very annoying thing here where they're deliberately they're being deliberately accused about the fact in the headline, which slightly headline, which is slightly misleading, and also about this private jet, because the private jet provided by the jet was actually provided by the qatari government and paid for by the way they word by them. and the way they word it later they say it it it later on, they say it it costs him and the three staffers, it cost £25,000. they didn't pay that money. no, that's the difference. so they're trying to be like, look at he's charged. he's at him. he's charged. he's paying at him. he's charged. he's paying 25 grand to go private, paid to bring keir paid that money to bring keir starmer >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and a private opposed >> and a private jet as opposed to so not saying to whatever. so i'm not saying that is good. that what he's done is good. he has hypocrite. you has been a hypocrite. yet you don't don't need a don't need to. i don't need a code telegraph to get to the bottom of the bad stuff he's done. you don't have to. you make worse make it worse by. >> you seem to be under the impression that the telegraph is there a clear there to try and deliver a clear like. well, you know what? >> papers >> reading these papers and being last being doing this for the last few years, telegraph has few years, the telegraph has surprised most out all surprised me the most out of all of the papers, and i feel has been the best at breaking down certain narratives. now i understand from understand they come from a certain point. they've certain political point. they've

disappointed me here because i feel they're one feel like actually they're one of papers i could to of the few papers i could go to and go, let's be fair here. it's not outright propaganda , not just outright propaganda, and this is disappointing. i'm sorry. >> what do you think, nick? >> what do you think, nick? >> well, it's funny think >> well, it's funny you think they've the telegraphs better than just that than you thought. it's just that you've conservative than you thought. it's just that you'vyou conservative than you thought. it's just that you'vyou realise. conservative than you thought. it's just that you'vyou realise. just1servative than you realise. it just gradually you. gradually happened to you. it's good . good writing. >> good website, but, um. >> it's a good website, but, um. >> it's a good website, but, um. >> look, mean, >> yeah. yeah. look, i mean, josh it's triple josh is right. it's triple hypocrite. absolutely. and he's funny because he talked about sunak said the view the sunak and said the view on the ground is different to that ground is very different to that from his private jet. out from his private jet. turned out that he from his private jet. turned out thatjust he from his private jet. turned out thatjust recalling he from his private jet. turned out thatjust recalling his he from his private jet. turned out thatjust recalling his own he was just recalling his own private voyage . private jet voyage. >> and although i don't >> and yet, although i don't like i don't think this like him, i don't think this quite sticks because just quite sticks because i just don't starmer is in it don't feel keir starmer is in it for the private jets. do you know mean? i don't, i know what i mean? i don't, i just think he's somebody just don't think he's somebody who have taken particular who would have taken particular pleasure in that aspect of the job. made job. it would have made him awkward, i suspect. >> going over for >> and he's going over for a specific because it was specific reason, because it was all israel was kicking off all when israel was kicking off and qatar was housing hamas and qatar was housing the hamas terrorist sure and qatar was housing the hamas terroristsure i'm sure it's not >> i'm sure i'm sure it's not something that he's deliberately sought. pictures sought. and there are pictures of shoulder to of him squashed shoulder to shoulder various ryanair shoulder on various ryanair flights there? shoulder on various ryanair fligwell, there? shoulder on various ryanair fligwell, there 1ere?

shoulder on various ryanair fligwell, there have to and shoulder on various ryanair fliggets., there have to and shoulder on various ryanair fliggets., thyphotographers and shoulder on various ryanair fliggets., thyphotographers right there. >> so terrible person though he is. on nick. is. go on nick. >> well , because i is. go on nick. >> well, because i said one tiny thing guys went on for thing and you guys went on for ages but it's that ages and ages, but it's not that interesting to me. the point is, will much you're will it change much as you're saying? change anyone's will it change much as you're sayingl�* change anyone's will it change much as you're sayingl mean, change anyone's will it change much as you're sayingl mean, is1ange anyone's will it change much as you're sayingl mean, is joshz anyone's will it change much as you're sayingl mean, is josh going ne's will it change much as you're sayingl mean, is josh going to s vote? i mean, is josh going to not vote labour because of this? i've haven't i've doubt it. i haven't said i'm know, but i just i'm and the i know, but i just know parties are the know and the parties are the same you can same anyway. which as you can tell i both getting tell because i both getting the same and same private jets and helicopters. uni party anyway. >> it's all the same crotch. >> it's all the same crotch. >> mind. i didn't >> you read my mind. i didn't even know myself. >> guardian now make have a gruesome story of extreme benefit this one don't >> well, this is one i don't even about. so man even want to talk about. so man claimed 18,500 disability benefits having benefits after willingly having leg amputated. this is mario's gustavsson, known as eunuch maker. so you can imagine what kind of a guy he is. and honestly , it was so disgusting. honestly, it was so disgusting. and i actually turned my stomach . read the story. >> sorry , but the eunuch maker, >> sorry, but the eunuch maker, is the guy who's had is he the guy who's also had the leg amputated yeah the leg amputated or is he. yeah the surgeon? both . okay. >> he's incredibly both. but the story so grim that people are story is so grim that people are watching trying watching this at 5 am. trying to breakfast. to eat their breakfast. i actually talk about actually can't almost talk about it. probably can, but

it. josh probably can, but i just made feel physically sick. >> it's illegal as well, isn't it, to deliberately harm yourself? >> e wi- e that's what >> i believe so, and that's what this in court. yeah, this is going on in court. yeah, the reason think is the reason why i think this is an interesting story and yes, it is the actual is very sick. the actual details, which we don't need to get that this is part of get into is that this is part of the lgbtqia plus. this is the plus. this is a sexual fetish. and this is what they mean by plus. and this is included and it's his identity to be someone without a name. >> is it is there. >> is it is there. >> yeah. there is like some official name, but he wanted to not have a leg. and there are people out there who gives them a that's a bad a kick to. that's that's a bad choice words. um, to not choice of words. but, um, to not have a leg and all of this sort of stuff. >> i rememberi studied law of stuff. >> i remember i studied law at university , he 40 years now, university, he 40 years ago now, and things i remember university, he 40 years ago now, a|little things i remember university, he 40 years ago now, a|little sort things i remember university, he 40 years ago now, a|little sort of things i remember university, he 40 years ago now, a|little sort of nugget i remember university, he 40 years ago now, a|little sort of nugget i r

just hovering. simon. >> oh, you know, there's a bit where he says that they're talking online they're talking online and they're saying being saying oh, but being being without you're going without a leg you're going to look like on look amazing. this is like on onune look amazing. this is like on online well you know look amazing. this is like on onlinthey're well you know look amazing. this is like on onlinthey're saying you know look amazing. this is like on onlinthey're saying onu know look amazing. this is like on onlinthey're saying on otherrv what they're saying on other forums. wait till you get forums. oh wait till you get your breasts chopped you're your breasts chopped off. you're going look amazing. the going to look amazing. it's the same and happening same stuff. and it's happening with youth with our kids. with our youth with our kids. and it's disgusting . and yet here it's disgusting. yet it's our children, yet when it's with our children, somehow okay. somehow that's okay. >> i suppose to be like, >> well, i suppose to be like, just rein you in a little bit if, if somebody wants to have their breasts removed. uh, i personally find it alarming, but they are remodelling themselves after a well—established sexual phenotype which they identify with, le. a man, rather than trying to cripple themselves, which is i think, more pathological . pathological. >> he might love like my left foot or something. it might be one of his favourite films. >> mean, isn't it the >> i mean, it's a isn't it the ballard gone, is ballard thing gone, but it is a useful it's often useful analogy and it's often used is used in terms of there is a medical responsibility. people often say, would you cut someone's ask, no. someone's arm off? they ask, no. therefore adult doctors shouldn't be doing this, especially with and especially with minors. and

that's have strong that's where i have a strong suspicion mr castrati or suspicion that mr castrati or whatever is, whatever his name is, has probably the probably never taken the hippocratic oath. >> don't know, has that been >> i don't know, has that been established ? yes. >> i don't know, has that been est.he's1ed ? yes. >> i don't know, has that been est.he's1ed ayes. >> i don't know, has that been est.he's1ed a doctor, although >> he's not a doctor, although there involved there were some involved who were there were some involved who weryeah. there were some involved who werjosh. there were some involved who werjosh israel roberts >> josh israel roberts accusations of genocide by south africa in one of the world's least powerful courts. >> yeah. uh israel accuses south africa of profound distortion at the icj genocide hearing yesterday . today or depending the icj genocide hearing yesterday. today or depending on when you're watching this , south when you're watching this, south africa stated its case. uh and today israel has done its rebuttal and said that it's being ridiculous. they're deliberately leaving out information, taking things out of uh, no other of context. yeah. uh, no other country would be, you know, try outed like this for being the victim of a of a mass terrorist attack, a real genocide and real intent and of course, what's happenedin intent and of course, what's happened in south africa is i don't know if you guys saw, but a cricket team, the cricket national cricket team, the under 19 seconds, they forced to, uh , 19 seconds, they forced to, uh, to, uh, make their captain of the team was jewish and because

of threats of violence or whatever they have now removed him from there . now there is him from there. now there is a word believe that is used for word i believe that is used for like where you have one set of rules for one ethnicity, and then there's a different set of rules for another ethnicity. and i can't remember what it is. yeah, but no, seriously, no. >> josh, i don't you can. >> josh, i don't think you can. you can genuinely, uh , say that you can genuinely, uh, say that this israel is being attacked for being the victims of 7th of october. they're being attacked because they've killed more than 23,000 people in the retaliation i >> -- >> 23,000 people have supposedly been killed. according to those numbers . how been killed. according to those numbers. how many of them are terrorists? and how many of those are, as they're pointing out been out here, there has been extraordinarily intemperate language senior language by several senior israelis, which i think would expose them to the accusations of genocide . of genocide. >> i don't personally feel that it's adequate , but can it's adequate, but you can see why they're well, why they're in court. well, those of those those again, some of those things out context. >> p- e that they chose >> the thing that they chose here, said, look, here, and they said, oh, look, netanyahu, used this netanyahu, who used this quote about and about wiping, however, and doesn't full quote, doesn't finish the full quote, which is that the idf is the

most it does everything to avoid harming the uninvolved. so when you take these things out of context , and the fact is how context, and the fact is how many of these people have died and every death, of course, is a tragedy innocence, how tragedy of innocence, but how many have died by deliberate hamas traps by the hamas hamas booby traps by the hamas there? are they are a jihadist death cult. do you think nobody is here to defend hamas? >> do you think you'll get a fair hearing at the icj or do i suspect it's not? >> no. i don't, because they're part of the un and the un are incredibly biased. part of the un and the un are inc|butyly biased. part of the un and the un are inc|butyly biase(you think, nick? >> but what do you think, nick? oh think it's a bit oh well, i just think it's a bit rich for south africa to be talking about people committing genocide when there's an ongoing genocide when there's an ongoing genocide south africa against genocide in south africa against white which people white farmers, which people don't like to talk about. >> was that the >> there was all that kill the boer song , >> there was all that kill the boer song, and people just go along with all that stuff. south africa's about it. africa's done nothing about it. it's failed to acknowledge it. but yes, there are legitimate critiques of israel, it's critiques of israel, but it's a bit rich coming from south africa. and then do africa. and then and then do south africa support as south africa support hamas as well, of takes away well, which sort of takes away the ground well ? the moral high ground as well? >> surprised that it's come >> i'm surprised that it's come from of

from south africa, of all places. but they're places. no, but they're in pocket russia. pocket with china, with russia. >> all it's all >> they're all it's all connected and they're sort of being used, i believe here it's i think it's think it's i think it's i think it's disgusting. and they way, disgusting. and they by the way, they're hypocrites. we they're just hypocrites. we talked they're just hypocrites. we talke have not condemned they're just hypocrites. we talkehave not condemned or they they have not condemned or they have not voted for anything that condemns , iran, sudan, condemns russia, iran, sudan, you , look on their own you know, look on their own doorstep, sudan, got doorstep, sudan, you got thousands , hundreds thousands, hundreds of thousands. reason thousands, hundreds of thoustisis. reason thousands, hundreds of thoustis held reason thousands, hundreds of thoustis held to reason thousands, hundreds of thoustis held to a reason thousands, hundreds of thoustis held to a higheron israel is held to a higher standard those standard than all those countries is because it's perceived a world perceived to be a first world country essentially, you country that's essentially, you know, outlying territory of know, an outlying territory of the united states isn't it? >> that's why they're held to that . that standard. >> and i believe it's held to i believe held higher believe they're held to a higher standard are standard because the people are anti—semites. that's what i believe. nick a believe. anyway. nick a watershed moment, according to zelenskyy, perhaps because of scenes containing strong sexual language. >> um, i don't actually understand that, but i'll. we'll get to i understand watershed. yeah. oh i see, so it's just a watershed, right? i got it now. i it's past my, uh, whatever . i it's past my, uh, whatever. >> so laugh and wave. >> so laugh and wave. >> yes you're right. um, so it's rishi sunak pledges 2.5 billion

in military aid to ukraine dunng in military aid to ukraine during kyiv visit. however, we're pronouncing that now. and of course, it depends. and he wants to send a message to putin. we're here to stay. you know, a strong support and all these drones, they're buying , these drones, they're buying, etc, etc. and, you know, it just depends where you stand on ukraine, either . depends where you stand on ukraine, either. this ukraine, isn't it either. this is we're honouring is good because we're honouring our that our commitments in a way that biden failed and we're biden has failed to, and we're showing strong support for ukraine to one people ukraine or or to the one people less convinced you're sort less convinced you're just sort of throwing after a war of throwing money after a war that can't really won be and we can't afford with the ever escalating conflicts all over the world. it should. >> can i just say, sorry to that, to the to the people who might say that that we're might say that that money we're throwing, throwing us throwing, we're throwing to us that to that that money is coming to us, that 2.5 billion is being in 2.5 billion is being spent in the uk on drones, drones, british drones and those british built drones and those that pay for british jobs. that will pay for british jobs. so we're kind of well, yeah, it's money. >> it's money that's being spent on something which will then be destroyed country. destroyed in another country. >> is we >> sure. but the point is we we're spending money on we're spending that money on weapons. our weapons. it's going to help our industry. so it's not like industry. yeah. so it's not like we're giving that

we're just giving them that money. spend it money. they have to spend it here our weapons. here on our weapons. >> why do we think america's support draining support is draining away? i mean, they have bottomless pockets the largest pockets. and the largest military complex in military industrial complex in the world by some distance. why are no supporting it ? >> 7- >> yeah, 7_ >> yeah, the 7 >> yeah, the republicans , the >> yeah, the republicans, the republicans, it's . it's biden is republicans, it's. it's biden is in charge . in charge. >> do you not think it's going to win him votes anymore or is it don't they just think don't just not just think there's not a winnable they're just winnable war and they're just kind off. kind of slowly tailing off. >> held by republicans >> that's held by republicans though, isn't it. >> sorry. the i mean, they passed package, but it's not passed the package, but it's not it's not through final it's not gone through the final passage tied passage because it's all tied in with so the with local bills. so the republicans up. republicans are holding it up. >> it's definitely true that the american right anti american right is very anti funding far than funding ukraine far more than conservatives true. >> e- e— e best money you can >> it's the best money you can spend. they used uh £2.5 spend. they they used uh £2.5 million missile a uk missile. and it and it blew up a warship which is hundreds of millions. these are you don't get better value for money that i should say a segment of the american . say a segment of the american. >> right. obviously the neo cons are very pro pullquote just

telling graph to finish this section. >> josh , the, uh, baroness >> josh, the, uh, baroness bertin has extreme pornography in her sights , which is, uh, in her sights, which is, uh, unusual because barons are normally the ones running pornography , aren't they? pornography, aren't they? >> yeah, the porn barons, >> so, yeah, the porn barons, they're online they're extreme online pornography could be banned, says tory peer. this says tory peer. now, this baroness bertin, is the baroness bertin, she is the reviewer of porn . what a title. reviewer of porn. what a title. how did she get that one? i'm like, i feel like i missed out there. no one asks me have that in hove, but yeah, you're the local, the your local, you're the local. your local, you're the local. your local for local councillor for subsidiarity and she , subsidiarity. um, and she, there's an interesting thing here where, uh, some of the images are online, legally accessible because it's streaming. if you owned a video of it or a dvd, it would be illegal. that's how extreme this stuff is. so it is important it is to painting arguably younger people and even older people . people and even older people. uh, this isn't good stuff. and we've obviously just it's coming on the back of the online safety bill which is a bad wording. um but there is an argument not to,

um , bring it under the auspices um, bring it under the auspices or all pornography under the auspices of , or all pornography under the auspices of, of uh, like or all pornography under the auspices of , of uh, like the, auspices of, of uh, like the, the bbfc or whatever the film classification board. so at least then there it reaches a certain level is the point they do occasionally , don't they. do occasionally, don't they. >> some of the organisations try and self—police a little bit. i know pornhub had a sort of big clear out a couple of years ago, and, uh, know, so they said, and, uh, you know, so they said, yeah, , you know what? yeah, yeah, you know what? >> just >> i'm torn. because if we just ban outright, would ban porn outright, it would improve it would improve society and it would free lot of my time. free up a lot of my spare time. so thinking, do that? so i'm thinking, may we do that? but time, do you but on the same time, do you want say, want the government, as you say, the bbfc is involved as well. do you the government though you want the government though with safety bill with the online safety bill getting anything? with the online safety bill getting famously anything? with the online safety bill getting famously anjgovernments with the online safety bill getthingsamously anjgovernments with the online safety bill getthings badlyly anjgovernments with the online safety bill getthings badly andlnjgovernments with the online safety bill getthings badly and it's)vernments with the online safety bill getthings badly and it's morenents do things badly and it's more sensitive. that's i'm sensitive. so that's why i'm concerned . concerned. >> very very difficult >> it's very it's very difficult territory the territory isn't it. the, the concern would be i'm sure that if it would be a little bit like spotify or whatever, you know, that you didn't have some that if you didn't have some kind access , then it kind of legal access, then it would just go underground . and would just go underground. and the government, the thing the government, the one thing the government, the one thing the government, the one thing the government it's the government has proven it's incapable doing

incapable of doing is, is winning any kind of technology war. has sort of win it on war. it has to sort of win it on a moral business. you say a moral business. did you say that's like spotify? >> there an >> yeah. how is there like an underground spotify ? underground spotify? >> it's exactly the >> spotify? it's not exactly the same, point spotify same, but the point of spotify is route to is it's a legal route to streaming music. and none of the record companies idea record companies like the idea of , but they least of streaming, but they at least have contract with have a contract with with spotify, get revenue, spotify, they get some revenue, but the performers get but none of the performers get get much. >> problem. get much. >> problems problem. get much. >> problems getyblem. get much. >> problems get hardly anything. performance of control. >> and you know what? think >> and you know what? i think that control like that some kind of control like that does make a difference, because just are because i think people just are lazy at the ultimately and they will go, oh, i'll just will just go, oh, i'll just watch this. and i think so that's part two and part three. >> , council comedians, >> boozy mps, council comedians, deepfake . the country deepfake elections. the country is falling apart, but we will try and keep cheerful. we'll see is falling apart, but we will try rini keep cheerful. we'll see

radio. to. >> whine, whine. yes welcome back to headliners uh, nick, we see much evidence of the british decline , uh, the decline of decline, uh, the decline of

britain . however you want to put britain. however you want to put it, general decline. we see evidence of decline everywhere on this show. but it's really been a stark as the meagre amount government is spending on replenishing wine sector. replenishing its wine sector. >> that's my. that's your takeaway. yeah >> yeah, it's been, uh, researching this deeply, haven't you, simon? >> £30 bottle. >> £30 a bottle. >> £30 a bottle. >> the mirror sees it >> well, the mirror sees it a bit differently. they've gone with spent £27,000 with government. spent £27,000 topping wine cellar topping up fine wine cellar dunng topping up fine wine cellar during pandemic. figures show. and this is this apparently long delayed report we were all waiting the value the waiting for the value of the collection has soared to 3.66 million. and other things i don't care about anyway. the whole they're spending don't care about anyway. the who terrible they're spending don't care about anyway. the whoterrible they'rwheniding don't care about anyway. the who terrible they'rwhen you; this terrible on wine when you break it down. it's at the height of covid. was £14,621 height of covid. it was £14,621 on 516 bottles of red bordeaux wines costing around £28 each. it's not actually that much when you get down to it, it's 20. if you're housing putin or someone you're housing putin or someone you don't want to annoy or that went on a birthday party. if you've got kim jong un there and you're like, you don't give him the plonk. i mean, that was that was you going give biden the rubbish stuff.

>> em- >> he won't enough to put in a cellar. would think £30 cellar. you would think £30 would be the absolute bottom i would. biden rubbish stuff. >> give biden the rubbish stuff. he won't know the difference. but a bit more on but spend, spend a bit more on trump that. trump and people like that. and look care about look i'm struggled to care about this because it's, it's i mean are the mirror going to do this when firstly when labour get in. firstly it's one you attacks one of these, you know, attacks one of these, you know, attacks on the tories, the figure for how they've how many bottles they've actually how many bottles they've actuaianything they've >> if anything they've they've increased the size of the cellar. haven't drunk that cellar. they haven't drunk that many. think many. they haven't. i think they've 130 bottles they've drunk 130 bottles between and 21. between 20 and 21. >> incredibly low, isn't it? >> well, that's because it was covid lower because of covid. >> they weren't not all >> and they weren't not all of them partying. was them were partying. there was some them. but then emily some of them. but then emily thornberry is on this ludicrous statement thornberry is on this ludicrous statemerlife of the taxpayers the high life of the taxpayers expense the rest of the expense while the rest of the country it will country struggled and it will never it's like, never be forgotten. it's like, shut would have locked shut up, you would have locked us lock us us down. you wanted to lock us down. locked down. they all locked us down. and always main and that's always been the main point the parties, point for me. never the parties, never the cakes and the never the cakes and not the wine. >> anything. genuinely. >> if anything. genuinely. i mean, aside, i expect mps mean, joking aside, i expect mps to be to enjoy a bottle of to be able to enjoy a bottle of wine occasionally, the wine occasionally, not all the time. they're hosting, as wine occasionally, not all the timesay, they're hosting, as wine occasionally, not all the timesay, overseas'e hosting, as wine occasionally, not all the timesay, overseas dignitariesas you say, overseas dignitaries or whatever, that we whatever, it's important that we give that britain

give the impression that britain is its uppers. yeah, is not on its uppers. yeah, that's how people judge you, isn't that's how people judge you, isn'although if it's a >> although if it's if it's a muslim you probably muslim country, you probably don't wine. yeah, don't offer the wine. yeah, probably have some expensive. >> was it's >> i think the thing was it's normally but they normally self—financed, but they sell bottles to pay sell the older bottles to pay for the eurostar. for the for the eurostar. >> i'm sure by the sound of it, they're at the they're making a few quid at the moment. anyway, them moment. £30 anyway, i wish them well. they well. i hope they enjoy themselves . essex county themselves. essex county council meanwhile, have obviously meanwhile, josh have obviously got their priorities straight . got their priorities straight. they're spending their money they're spending all their money on . on comedians. >> strapped council >> yes, cash strapped council gave comic simon harris £500,000 to run facebook page when we say comic, let's use the inverted commas that people always use when they so—called comedians refer to me. comic josh howie. um i've never heard of him. yeah, exactly. have you ever seen on live at the apollo or you have anyway, so he was paid £493,000, uh, by the cash strapped essex council , which is strapped essex council, which is ridiculous. and it was all a kind of outreach facebook page to get to certain parts of the community who otherwise wouldn't know about the draco laws that were put through at that time. and, uh, and now he's he's been

sort of uncovered and he's, uh, gone off social media like the big old coward he is. so how i mean, what could he possibly think he was providing in terms of value? >> it's just creating like memes and think was that >> do you think he was that worried was getting 500 worried when he was getting 500 grand? , by the way, i'd grand? i mean, by the way, i'd love strapped, if love to be cash strapped, if that's definition that's the new definition that you've grand to you've just got 500 grand to dole but he was encouraging dole out. but he was encouraging people to covid people to adhere to covid restrictions. the restrictions. that is the ultimate regime comedian. whether ultimate regime comedian. wh a her ultimate regime comedian. wh a second, this is time ultimate regime comedian. wha second, this is time . for a second, this is his time. graham i think graham linehan uses i think i coined , but might have, coined it, but he might have, i can't remember, it's a good can't remember, but it's a good time. that's the ultimate regime comedian. i'm going to go out and that and do so—called pranks that encourage the encourage you to adhere to the government's encourage you to adhere to the goverreven:'s encourage you to adhere to the goverreven pranks. so absurd. rules, even pranks. so absurd. >> and he's famously anti—tory and he's a prank council or whatever. yeah >> way, that's such a >> by the way, that's such a brave i'm the anti—tory brave stance. i'm the anti—tory comedian. edgy . that's comedian. how edgy. that's ludicrous. absolutely. i hope he's all right, though. he's deleted hope deleted social media, so i hope he's health he's not having a mental health issue don't issue because i don't i don't feel just find i just feel bad. i just find i just staggered by that half £1 million could have gone to you and your new tour and we still never heard of him.

>> no >> yeah. no no. >> yeah. no no. >> that's the. >> yeah. no no. >> how that's the. >> yeah. no no. >> how much that's the. >> yeah. no no. >> how much didiat's the. >> yeah. no no. >> how much did they:he. >> yeah. no no. >> how much did they pay jemmy carr to that bit. remember carr to do that bit. remember that hand that bit. raise your hand if you, the vaccine not you, if you owe the vaccine not vaccinated. hand vaccinated. now lower your hand and yourself your stupid and slap yourself in your stupid face. something. point. >> do something. good point. i haven't asked him. oh he's angry. >> he could have gone to you and your tour about geniuses or something. >> first deepfake election is coming, nick, and there's not a damn thing you rishi damn thing you or trans rishi can about it. can do about it. >> very clever. it's high level joke. so slew of deepfake video adverts of sunak on facebook raise alarm over ai risk to elections. so there's these eyes of sunak. apparently they're more convincing than sunak. of sunak. apparently they're more convincing than sunak . the more convincing than sunak. the i actually wants to take care of immigration. i've heard. so there's that. but don't worry guys, because bbc verify are on the case lol. um so they've put out a statement saying we always do things we're trusted. no you're not. and the government spokesman has said some similarly vague, banal comment. and the researchers from fennimore harper, a communications company set up by marcus beard. okay but he turns out to be a former downing street headed street official who headed

number 10. response to countering theories countering conspiracy theories dunng countering conspiracy theories during , which during the covid crisis, which probably means having probably just means having a different wanting different view, not wanting an experimental treatment , not experimental treatment, not wanting locked in. wanting to be locked in. >> mad conspiracy. >> pretty mad conspiracy. >> pretty mad conspiracy. >> there were well, but also >> there were as well, but also things got called that. >> e i know, there >> yeah, i know, i know, there were things like 5g were sensible things like the 5g towers being sensible. >> talk about it >> they think they talk about it as countering as if they're countering terrorism and they're not. they'll some blokes they'll just be some blokes sitting , so what they'll just be some blokes sitting going , so what they'll just be some blokes sitting going to , so what they'll just be some blokes sitting going to do , so what they'll just be some blokes sitting going to do aboutnhat they'll just be some blokes sitting going to do about this are we going to do about this then? yeah true. >> obviously this is >> but obviously this is worrying get worrying because you can get it's irish election cycles it's an irish election cycles coming around the world. it's an irish election cycles conyeah. around the world. it's an irish election cycles conyeah. uh,)und the world. it's an irish election cycles conyeah. uh, there'se world. it's an irish election cycles conyeah. uh, there's 100. rld. it's an irish election cycles conyeah. uh, there's100. what >> yeah. uh, there's 100. what they've studied is 143 adverts. they originated from turkey, they originated from us, turkey, malaysia , philippines. the idea malaysia, philippines. the idea that they first of all, it's somewhat scary. they're not on top this stuff already . top of this stuff already. certainly facebook doesn't seem to it. and they to be on top of it. and they made a big deal how made a big deal about how they're putting all this stuff out that's be out there that's going to be deaung out there that's going to be dealing with it. well, you haven't they've already haven't because they've already found number found all these adverts. number two, here of two, is there is an idea here of forcing through some kind of imprint with any of these adverts to show you who paid for it. and i think that is actually a good idea. yeah. and you know,

maybe there is a bad part to that. it but that. i can't figure it out. but at moment seems like a at the moment that seems like a good out who good idea. find out who pays these adverts then what are the money? make own money? and then make your own choice philippines got >> well, the philippines got against that just people against us. is that just people outsourcing tech to the outsourcing the tech to the philippines? like, why are they launching fire launching going fire the fire fire? can't be that many fire? they can't be that many keir other fire? they can't be that many keir does other fire? they can't be that many keir does work. other thing does work. >> surprisingly well. surprisingly does work surprisingly well. it does work anyway. musk's, uh, anyway. is elon musk's, uh, community note system on twitter is extraordinary effective, is an extraordinary effective, much effective than the much more effective than the bbc. uh, misinformation unit. yeah, yeah, might be the i mean honestly, twitter or x might well be a significant factor in the next elections anyway. nick, the next elections anyway. nick, the telegraph now and the sad decline of church of england decline of the church of england as one as 1 in 4 cathedrals charge entry unless you can demonstrate with a soulful look that you're there to actually pray . pray. >> oh, yeah, that's the strange caveat. in 4 cathedrals caveat. yes, 1 in 4 cathedrals now for with fees caveat. yes, 1 in 4 cathedrals no up for with fees caveat. yes, 1 in 4 cathedrals no up to for with fees caveat. yes, 1 in 4 cathedrals no up to £29. or with fees caveat. yes, 1 in 4 cathedrals no up to £29. that's with fees caveat. yes, 1 in 4 cathedrals no up to £29. that's even] fees caveat. yes, 1 in 4 cathedrals no up to £29. that's even more of up to £29. that's even more expensive a bottle wine expensive than a bottle of wine in downing street. jesus that's a similar effect on the lord's name event. look , and as name event. so look, and as i point out here, doctor gavin ashenden says, look, he's a

elizabeth seconds former chaplain. says cathedrals chaplain. he says cathedrals have is being have two purposes. one is being a tourist centre, the other a a tourist centre, the other is a worship but main worship centre. but the main thing you thing is that, you know, you should so should be able to pray. so that's they're saying. that's the thing they're saying. they've a they've turned god into a tourist and is tourist attraction and it is quite raise. mean, quite a raise. i mean, canterbury upped fee canterbury has upped its fee from £17, talking about inflation. >> well, that's because the russians hit russians it's such a big hit with the russians. russians it's such a big hit witiokay russians. russians it's such a big hit witiokay .ussians. >> okay. >> okay. >> that's canterbury. >> okay. >> myitis canterbury. >> okay. >> my problem rbury. >> okay. >> my problem iery. >> okay. >> my problem is .y. >> okay. >> my problem is . oh salisbury. >> my problem is. oh salisbury. yeah. know cathedral . yeah. yeah i know my cathedral. >> go into salzburg. >> i paid to go into salzburg. >> i paid to go into salzburg. >> a classic story. >> look, it's a classic story. it's go. whoa! broke. have to it's go. whoa! go broke. have to charge church charge £29 because the church of england woke. no one's england is now so woke. no one's going anymore . and cathedrals, going anymore. and cathedrals, because christianity is sort of dying going to dying out. no one's going to cathedrals, have to charge. >> that's the charge that makes sense have surge pricing sense to have like surge pricing on . you what mean? on this. you know what i mean? i mean, sunday. yeah being mean, on a sunday. yeah being able go in for free between able to go in for free between 11 and 1 or something. and attend and the attend a service and then the rest week would you rest of the week would be, you know, when someone know, you can tell when someone is purposes, is there for tourist purposes, a little pin outside. is there for tourist purposes, a littiyeah. pin outside. is there for tourist purposes, a littiyeah. just pin outside. is there for tourist purposes, a littiyeah. just piigetting e. in. >> but i wanted go in. >> but i wanted to go to westminster recently . westminster abbey recently. there's stuff in there's loads of great stuff in there, as say, there, but that is, as you say, £30 in. that's £30 to get in. wow. that's crazy. lot enter crazy. quite a lot to enter a place of worship, isn't it? i

don't know, it feels wrong somehow. yet other somehow. and yet on the other hand, know, one of hand, it is, you know, one of the world's great. >> they've got a two part at norwich. a £2 ryder norwich. they've got a £2 ryder skelter, norwich. they've got a £2 ryder skethat very that >> that was very i think that was first stories. we was one of our first stories. we did here. >> oh really. >> oh really. >> and its nave. >> and in its nave. >> and in its nave. >> but you know what want >> but you know what you want a helter skelter that's going down to there to to hell. surely there needs to be someone in there as well. >> you praying? >> checking. are you praying? or if camera, if if you've got a camera, if you're paying, if you're actually praying. >> have no pray, no, >> but they do have no pray, no, no pray, no pay should be pain, no pray, no pay should be pain, no gain on the continent. the governments or the local pay for these buildings. yeah. so here they have to pay themselves. this is they're doing it. this is why they're doing it. >> enough. >> i think that's fair enough. but, be if but, you know, it'd be nice if there like couple of hours there was like a couple of hours where could for free. where you could get in for free. anyway, part three down. anyway, that is part three down. the up the final section is coming up with lovesick with broken hearts, lovesick vols and shark and chips. we'll see in couple

and welcome back to headliners for our final section. it is the times now, josh, a worrying story about broken hearts in the romantic sense being an actual medical condition . medical condition. >> yeah. uh, patients with broken heart syndrome being failed by doctors. so the first thing here is it's a real condition. supposedly, it's a tugboat. condition. supposedly, it's a tugboat . sobo cardiomyopathy . tugboat. sobo cardiomyopathy. it's triggered by emotional distress . so it's real. and distress. so it's real. and because it presents as a normal heart attack . uh, but at the heart attack. uh, but at the same time, the, the traditional treatments for heart attacks don't work on this. essentially um, uh, they haven't said what does work necessarily, but also, i don't know how you're going to differentiate when someone's having a heart attack. you're going to be like, you know, the people paddles to people with the paddles going to be recently get be like, did you recently get broken? did someone dump you or something? >> so this is they're talking about caused, you about it being caused, as you say, by break ups by say, by break ups or by bereavement or by there's one where a teenage son died by suicide and, and i suppose suicide. and, uh, and i suppose the obvious thing to say is, are

you experiencing huge amounts of stress ? and that stress at the moment? and that might be. >> they having heart >> but they are having a heart attack. could attack. yeah so that could be the is the only cure and >> love is the only cure and that's quite impractical in a hospital ward. it doesn't always work and it typically affects women you can women more than men. so you can literally say died. are literally say she died. why are we talking about this? it scares it just means if you say she died of broken heart, she died of a broken heart, she actually might have, you know, in those kind novels like in those kind of old novels like when women always fainted because nervousness . because of nervousness. >> people do that in history >> people who do that in history die do. and now is what >> they do. and now this is what this actually thingy this actually took over thingy cardiomyopathy . cardiomyopathy. >> yeah. they've just >> yeah. yeah, they've just given but maybe >> yeah. yeah, they've just gibig but maybe >> yeah. yeah, they've just gibig hug but maybe >> yeah. yeah, they've just gibig hug from but maybe >> yeah. yeah, they've just gibig hug from the but maybe >> yeah. yeah, they've just gibig hug from the paramedicybe a big hug from the paramedic would be. >> awesome therapy . >> yeah, awesome therapy. >> yeah, awesome therapy. >> yeah, a little kiss and some adrenaline >> yeah, a little kiss and some adr nicene candles, massage . >> nice bath, candles, massage. staying with the romance. neurology interface, nick, scientists have been studying voles in order to unravel love, which feels more like a crossword clue than an actual experiment. >> it's more of a hobby, so biological changes in brain may help in getting over an ex study. find yeah, research with paired found surges in paired voles found surges in pleasure hormone dopamine subsided after a period of

separation , which to separation, which turns out to be four basically the be four weeks. basically the voles crack on pretty quick. if they're put with their partner that they like, they get a rush of yeah, and it's of dopamine. yeah, and it's great. they don't get it with some strange they've some strange vole who they've never care. never seen. they don't care. flag. sorry but casual flag. yeah. sorry but casual vole. but but after four weeks just feeling completely subsides . moved like new . they've moved on to like new phone. . they've moved on to like new phone . who this whatever the phone. who this or whatever the vole is. and they vole equivalent is. and they don't get any dopamine at all. so that's period could so that's the period that could be humans, think. >> suppose you've got to scale >> i suppose you've got to scale it possibly according to its it up, possibly according to its number is number of heartbeats. usually is the isn't it? yeah. the thing, isn't it? yeah. probably. have their their hearts mend that much more quickly that quickly because they beat that much quickly because they beat that mu yeah. and it sort of lives so >> yeah. and it sort of lives so that considerable period of that is a considerable period of time four so haven't time four weeks. so we haven't scaled it. and to find out it could that could scaled it. and to find out it coral that could scaled it. and to find out it cota long that could scaled it. and to find out it cota long time. that could scaled it. and to find out it cota long time. yeah. hat could scaled it. and to find out it cota long time. yeah. it's could be a long time. yeah. it's probably about eight months. not news. yeah. probably about eight months. not nev no, 'eah. probably about eight months. not nev no, 'eaicourse this is not news. >> this is how i have maintained news. >.successful)w i have maintained news. >.successful relationship, intained a successful relationship, i believe, a successful relationship, i belyeah, be fine. just >> yeah, you will be fine. just give three months. no. >> yeah, you will be fine. just giv> yeah, you will be fine. just giv> yeah, you will be fine. just giv> yeah, you will be fine. just giv> yeah, you will be fine. just giv> yeah. no, just like just. you've got to keep them brainwashed, right? you've got to keep the to keep the hugs going. keep the physical contact keep physical contact going. keep them in with you. that's

them in love with you. that's how them in love with how you keep them in love with you. is there not seriously a certain jewish certain amount of jewish folklore about that, that there's that, know, there's a saying that, you know, a make a husband and wife should make love even if neither of them want to? oh, totally. it's want to? oh, totally. no, it's a shabbat, today . want to? oh, totally. no, it's a shabbat, today. uh, shabbat, which is today. uh, yes. it's a mitzvah, a commandment. yes. it's a mitzvah, a commandment . yes. you should, commandment. yes. you should, uh, have a, you know, it's a it's a sexy religion . exactly. it's a sexy religion. exactly. >> it's don't worry about motivation . it's discipline. motivation. it's discipline. >> yes. do it. you've got to do it. >> daily mail now, josh, the news that young people find the old disgusting and old viscerally disgusting and they'd than be in they'd rather die than be in their 30s, i have say , i kind their 30s, i have to say, i kind of it. yeah of get it. yeah >> so. well, what them particularly understand that. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> millennials alarmed by >> millennials are alarmed by people their teens 20s people in their teens and 20s saying die at 30 saying they want to die at 30 because hack becoming because they can't hack becoming unattractive hags. as i point out here, if you're 24 and you're people you're referring to older people in their 30s unattractive in their 30s as unattractive hags, everything you hags, you deserve everything you get. we had a story get. yeah, we had a story yesterday kids yesterday about young kids basically as, uh, basically using cream as, uh, like these , uh, to make them like these, uh, to make them look younger, which is obviously ridiculous when you're 8 or 10. but this is what you have. you have a certain age group of, of,

of particularly women who are having surgery, even as having this surgery, even as young teens and fillers and whatnot , it's altered their whatnot, it's altered their faces and you've got this very strange they into strange phenomenon they get into later have the later on where you have the millennials looking younger than the generation z that's come after them now, because the millennials have taken care of themselves and their health and whatnot actually whatnot, and they're actually looking better . whatnot, and they're actually looking better. yeah. >> they probably >> than and they probably understand what the cues are that pick up on. you that people pick up on. you know, i suppose a certain amount of a of of glowing skin and a degree of luminous in the more luminous in the eyes is more important than all kind of important than all the kind of weird fillers stuff that weird fillers and stuff that people bra, wasn't it? people was a bra, wasn't it? i will say, though, it's all it's this. maybe obviously, know, this. maybe obviously, you know, a was the word factor or the relativity of time passing and how, you know, when you when you look back, all young people now to me look absurdly young, like children, like people. my daughter is 19, her friends all just look. and i saw video of myself on a tv show from 2010, so i was 45 and i thought, oh my

goodness , i look so young, you goodness, i look so young, you know, like i felt i had youth, i don't i don't remember feeling i had youth, but your daughters might. >> look, i agree with your point. the point is there >> look, i agree with your poi|young the point is there >> look, i agree with your poi|young women nt is there >> look, i agree with your poi|young women now there >> look, i agree with your poi|young women now whoa >> look, i agree with your poi|young women now who look 40. are young women now who look 40. it's mental. like there was this picture of at the golden globes on the weekend. who's the guy with in willy wonka? oh, and with the in willy wonka? oh, and his she's one of the his girlfriend. she's one of the kardashians. his girlfriend. she's one of the kardashiarum, one the girlfriend, um, is one of the kardashians. yeah thought she kardashians. yeah i thought she was one the mums, and she's was one of the mums, and she's like, 20 something, and she looked. i genuinely thought she. this i couldn't out if this is. i couldn't work out if she's 40. it's crazy. >> we've got time squeeze in >> we've got time to squeeze in one little story . we, uh, one last little story. we, uh, let's go to the shark and chip, shall we? >> nick? yes i'd lose on that one. but instead you're asking me about shark and chips. you have got nothing uk. chippies me about shark and chips. you havsellingothing uk. chippies me about shark and chips. you havselling unsuspecting chippies are selling unsuspecting customers and chips. customers shark and chips. shocking reveals . and that shocking study reveals. and that is the story. is pretty much the whole story. it's sold as a mystery. it's being sold as a mystery. meat because they don't even often. just it's a cheap often. it's just it's a cheap substitute for other meat. is it caught accidentally is it, uh substitute for other meat. is it cwhat accidentally is it, uh substitute for other meat. is it cwhat a

are catching sharks. and it's just someone just basically, if someone offers mystery don't offers you mystery meat, don't take especially take it. especially if it's louis schaefer. just just no louis schaefer. just just say no to all mystery meats. >> that's probably very >> i think that's probably very good like good advice. it's a bit like when you the indian when you go to the indian restaurant sometimes and it just says curry, doesn't it ? and says meat curry, doesn't it? and i that's that's not i always think that's that's not enough the show is enough information. the show is nearly over. let's take another quick look at saturday's front pages. quick look at saturday's front pages . as the daily mail, she pages. as the daily mail, she simply slipped away. that was her majesty last, not last year, 18 months ago. now the telegraph shapps warns iran patience is running out. the independent houthis vow revenge as uk and us launch airstrikes on the yemen express britain must outlaw iran terror group in our midst. the mirror high price of conflict and the daily star riddle of the auen and the daily star riddle of the alien babies. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, josh howie and nick dixon. i'll be back tomorrow with louis schaefer and paul cox and no doubt some mystery me if you're watching stay tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thank for breakfast. otherwise, thank you for your time. well.

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rebels in yemen as the rebels vow that those strikes will not go without punishment or retaliate . retaliate. >> at the hague, israel has hit back at south africa as it presents its defence at the international court of justice over those accusations of genocide . genocide. >> tensions in the red sea might seem far away, but their impact is being keenly felt at home. all prices gone up for percent as tank tankers divert course. we'll be looking at how the crisis will affect all of us and the pub of the year has been named the tamworth tap, but with rising energy prices and cost of living pressures , is the british living pressures, is the british pub actually at risk ? it's

pub actually at risk? it's a real threat