>> good evening i'm tatiana sanchez. your top stories from the gp newsroom. tata steel has confirmed up to 2800 jobs will be affected by its plan to close furnaces at its port talbot site . the cuts will be made over the next 18 months as the company transitions to a greener way of working. the unite union says it's ready to use, quote, everything in its armoury to protect staff and defend the industry. downing street says it remains committed to british steelmaking, but the labour leader, sir keir starmer, says he's concerned about the future of the industry . police say of the industry. police say a newborn baby was less than an hour old when she was found in a shopping bag in east london. the child, who's been named elsa, was discovered wrapped in a towel by a dog walker in newham . towel by a dog walker in newham. uninjured, said to be uninjured, she's said to be black or of mixed race. efforts

are now being made to find the little girl's mother . all of little girl's mother. all of nicola sturgeon's whatsapp messages sent and received dunng messages sent and received during the pandemic have been deleted , the covid 19 inquiry deleted, the covid 19 inquiry has heard . the former first has heard. the former first minister of scotland has previously said she never used informal messaging to make decisions during the pandemic. she's been criticised for trying to hide exchanges with key ministers and advisers. it comes as miss sturgeon promised in 2021 to hand any correspondence , 2021 to hand any correspondence, including messages to any future inquiry. a spokesperson for ms sturgeon says any messages she had have been handled . prince had have been handled. prince harry has withdrawn his libel case against the mail on sunday. the duke of sussex says instead he wants to focus on the safety of his family and his legal action against the home office . action against the home office. he was suing the mail on sunday over a story about his dispute with the government department and security arrangements. and his security arrangements. he'll now have to pay associated newspapers legal costs, as well

as his own . he's been ordered to as his own. he's been ordered to pay as his own. he's been ordered to pay almost 48,500 pounds on account before the end of the year. account before the end of the year . japan has made contact year. japan has made contact with its spacecraft after it successfully landed on the moon. it's become the fifth country in the to world do so. the ship, dubbed moon sniper, landed within 100m of a location near the qinling crater on the near side of the moon . and the met side of the moon. and the met office says injuries and danger to life are likely as storm esha bnngs to life are likely as storm esha brings strong winds and disruption to parts of the country. this weekend, the strongest of the winds are expected on sunday night and into monday morning, with two amber warnings having been issued. most of the damage will affect coastal areas from large waves and debris from beaches. the warning covers northern parts of england as well as most of northern ireland, southern scotland, western wales and southwest england . those are

southwest england. those are your top stories on gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on digital radio and on your smart speaker by saying play gb news now it's over to headliners i >> -- >> hello and welcome to headliners your nightly run through the next day's newspaper with three comedians and one of them, i'm leo carson. tonight i'm joined by the people's game andifs i'm joined by the people's game and it's paul cox and the people's gefilte schaefer is that good pronunciation .7 that good pronunciation? >> uh, no. >> uh, no. >> gefilte. gefilte >> gefilte. gefilte >> yeah, it's all right. >> yeah, it's all right. >> gefilte fish. cool >> gefilte fish. cool >> yeah. fish. nice. uh how are you both doing? all right. >> peter scammon reporting for duty. leo >> nice. nice to. nice to see it. anyway, let's crack on with the saturdays front pages. uh the saturdays front pages. uh the times leads with army set to shnnk the times leads with army set to shrink by a third over the next

decade, the daily mail has uk gnpped decade, the daily mail has uk gripped by measles crisis. the telegraph has channel migrants given right to work. the mirror leads with the final betrayal . leads with the final betrayal. while the i news has public verdict on rwanda, prime minister's plan won't work or win powers for tories, poll says . and the daily star has the pope's exorcist. politicians are possessed . i think we knew that possessed. i think we knew that already and no one's for your front pages . and let's have front pages. and let's have a closer look at those, starting with the telegraph pole . yes. with the telegraph pole. yes. >> uh, channel migrants given right to work. >> leo. >> leo. >> so this is the home office grants asylum seekers route to employment in care, construction and farming. and nearly 16,000 asylum seekers, including those who crossed the channel in small boats , have been allowed to work boats, have been allowed to work in a single year. this is really quite conflicting. this story for me. i mean, on one hand, of course, least these people course, at least these people are coming over here and they're

contributing and meaningfully to the economy. but at the same time, we're calling them channel migrants like these are still illegal immigrants, aren't they ? illegal immigrants, aren't they? >> yeah. i mean, i guess there's, uh, there's a blurry , there's, uh, there's a blurry, um, grey area here because some will be genuinely fleeing , uh, will be genuinely fleeing, uh, war torn areas, you know , they war torn areas, you know, they left their wives, their daughters behind in the war for some reason , and they fled to some reason, and they fled to apply it to britain. i don't maybe the women are tougher. maybe the women are tougher in these places. i know, these places. i i don't know, maybe it's, you know, ukraine does way round. does it the other way round. but, know, this how but, you know, this is how they do who i to who am i to do it. who am ito who am ito judge their culture? uh, and there's a sort of mix of incentive uh, on incentive here because, uh, on the one hand, you know, britain is trying it tougher for is trying to make it tougher for people in lewes, trying people to get in lewes, trying to from from to dissuade people from from coming we're going coming in. are they? we're going to you to rwanda. on to send you to rwanda. but on the hand, saying the other hand, they're saying also can get jobs also come here, you can get jobs . uh, you know, you won't be paid much you we're paid as much as, you know, we're going undercut for going to undercut wages for other people. but, you know, you can work.

>> you said something that wasn't britain is wasn't true, that britain is trying tougher. wasn't true, that britain is tryi it tougher. wasn't true, that britain is tryi it would tougher. wasn't true, that britain is tryi it would appear tougher. wasn't true, that britain is tryi it would appear thatugher. wasn't true, that britain is tryi it would appear that they're >> it would appear that they're not, thing not, you know, even the thing that's super tough, that's super, super tough, they're going they're not, which is going shipping them to isn't shipping them to rwanda isn't isn't tough. the fact is, the fact is everybody knows it. >> rishi sunak stands side by side with team world. >> he's the one who's going to benefit from giving these people. >> it's there's only one story. the wef is that and team world is this idea is your idea. >> i should point out i don't think it's made it into any academic literature yet, but just this idea that, you know, the our world government's western governments want a borderless , uh, you know, borderless, uh, you know, homogenised mass of people and just a workforce that can flow wherever it needs to go and fill up jobs and, you know, in britain there are jobs that need filling. >> and who benefits from these people ? people? >> working landlord, landlord , >> working landlord, landlord, construction people farming, left wing politicians , labour left wing politicians, labour said. labour admitted that when

they opened the borders it was it was to it was to tilt the electoral scales . it was to electoral scales. it was to bnngin electoral scales. it was to bring in people who would be more likely to vote labour and absolutely, think. but absolutely, i think. but culturally culturally, i'd culturally, culturally, i'd imagine people imagine a lot of these people are quite conservative. >> . >> yeah. >> em- em— e certain ways , when >> i mean, in certain ways, when it comes to when it comes to is that a euphemism? >> a euphemism . yeah. >> that's a euphemism. yeah. >> that's a euphemism. yeah. >> initially they'd be >> i think initially they'd be like, yes, i'll vote for, uh , like, yes, i'll vote for, uh, i'd vote for labour. i'm not sure where that guy is from. >> was it dumfries? i think. yeah, but but i mean we've seen this week, you know, with the rochdale further developments in the rochdale scandal, rochdale further developments in the rochdale scandal , the, uh, rochdale further developments in the know,ale scandal , the, uh, rochdale further developments in the know, they:andal , the, uh, rochdale further developments in the know, they might, the, uh, rochdale further developments in the know, they might have uh, you know, they might have conservative certain conservative values in certain respects, but might not respects, but, uh, but might not value, people from other value, uh, people from other cultures in the same way or children from other cultures. >> yeah. >> em- em— >> so yeah, it's not very cheery, but moving on to the times, lewis, what have they got 7 times, lewis, what have they got ? the times has this , uh, army ? the times has this, uh, army said this isn't the times army set to shrink by a third over the next decade, and is a great, very funny comedian. said said, uh, paul cox . he said, yeah, the

uh, paul cox. he said, yeah, the army's going to shrink because they're going to die because they're going to die because they're going to be killed. i never do that. i never steal people's jokes because i'm not listening to other people. but that's proper funny. the truth is, is that the is that the military three is going to go from being 67,000 to 52,000. i mean, it doesn't sound enough for all the wars that were in right now. >> yeah, yeah. i mean, i'm i'm guessing these projections have been made not taking into account we are entering a period of massive, uh, global turmoil and we will all be called up to die in an unnecessary war poll. >> we won't. we'll be reporting on it in a in a humorous way later. they're going to let you out for that . um, leo, what am i out for that. um, leo, what am i going to do? how are those bone spurs do? i'll climb up into the helicopter and be out of breath. they'll say, just go back, mate. >> everybody's going to suddenly develop asthma things. oh, no, i can possibly. >> there serious >> i mean, there is a serious side this. course, these side to this. of course, these diminishing aren't great diminishing numbers aren't great for be this for us. we used to once be this great nation could take

great nation that could take over the world. yeah. but over the world. yeah. um but of course, talked generation course, we've talked generation upon now that being upon generation. now that being british is bad. who on earth ? british is bad. who on earth? who on earth? in the last since about generation x onwards . who about generation x onwards. who on earth are those people have ever been taught to be proud of being british and proud to stand up for our cultural beliefs? so why on earth would they go to war for? for something they've been is bad? absolutely. been told is bad? absolutely. >> and this is what we're seeing. seeing, know, seeing. we're seeing, you know, army generation army families who generation after into the after generation go into the army turn around army suddenly turn around and tell daughters, tell their sons and daughters, you know what? don't. and the sons and daughters aren't going you know what? don't. and the sonsthei daughters aren't going you know what? don't. and the sonsthe armyjhters aren't going you know what? don't. and the sonsthe army becausezn't going you know what? don't. and the sonsthe army because whyjoing into the army because why would you want fight to a you want to fight to uphold a regime basically says that regime that basically says that they hate you? you know what i mean? you're critical race theory. all these ideas that are that have gone through academia and the public sector, uh , they and the public sector, uh, they all sneer at anybody , you know, all sneer at anybody, you know, if any, if any, uh, british person is patriotic or nationalistic , then that's seen nationalistic, then that's seen as borderline illegal. >> yeah. well, the main, absolute main person who should

be team britain is not. and that's king charles. yeah. he i mean, i hate to say it to the people out there listening, but he's on the other side. he's not he's on the other side. he's not he's not fighting for this country. he doesn't. i shouldn't say that is am i going too far? well, you've said you know, well, you've said it. you know, you that the king you do know that the king doesn't into war on the doesn't ride into war on the back a still not back of a horse. still not anymore. yeah. not anymore. and you be and can't you can't be sure. and you can't even going to be even be sure he's going to be fighting team. going fighting on our team. he's going to he might might to be fighting. he might might be over there fighting with klaus he's going to klaus schwab. he's not going to ride going ride into >> you're going to ride into battle on with his battle on a horse with his prostate. we made some prostate. i mean, we made some sort doughnut sit just sort of doughnut to sit on just the image of klaus schwab and king king charles king charles, king charles fighting our is enough. >> oh my god, it's enough me >> oh my god, it's enough for me to surrender. >> am going too far when >> am i going too far when i talk like that? >> no, not at all. not at all. we've got an hour of this, so i'm you will further. i'm sure you will further. anyway. on. on anyway. moving on. what's on the front daily mail? paul >> uh, uk gripped by measles crisis. so uk declares a national incident over measles

outbreak and interact live map reveals nearly half of children in parts of east london have not had the mmr jab. now this is this is of course story talks about the um , increased vaccine about the um, increased vaccine scepticism since covid, and rightly so. the way that the covid vaccine was dealt with pushed and lied about has completely undermined any good work of vaccines over the last couple of hundred years. however, for me, this story is more revealing than that because the places in which of course mmr at one point did suffer from another scandal, um, which has since , as far as i can tell, since, as far as i can tell, been proven wrong, was that it would cause autism children . would cause autism in children. there was period in the 90s there was a period in the 90s where lot people thought where a lot of people thought that been proven that has since been proven wrong, was mad cap wrong, and that was some mad cap scientist, really scientist, but it didn't really catch on. >> you know, the vaccine resistance really catch >> you know, the vaccine res in ance really catch >> you know, the vaccine resin thee really catch >> you know, the vaccine resin the same really catch >> you know, the vaccine resin the same way. .ly catch >> you know, the vaccine resin the same way. .ly catas it on in the same way. then as it has since the government, has now since the government, you tried to force you know, tried to force everybody you know, everybody to take a, you know, relatively, uh, experimental, relatively, uh, recently developed . developed vaccine. >> and if you look closely, though, this, this is this is in

east london. this is in birmingham. um, is in major birmingham. um, this is in major cities where multiculturalism is a huge thing. and i think this has a lot more to do with has got a lot more to do with culture. right. um, i think there are cultures, uh, there are some cultures, uh, within british society that are naturally , culturally against naturally, culturally against vaccines . they don't accept it vaccines. they don't accept it anyway, irrespective of covid or autism or mmr , mmr, that's autism or mmr, mmr, that's something very different . autism or mmr, mmr, that's something very different. um, but, uh, so i think this is this is interesting. >> louis, because i mean, as some of my black friends really don't trust the government, a lot of my white friends don't trust the government either. yeah. yeah, like , some of yeah. but yeah, like, some of them eat, won't drink, them won't eat, won't drink, tap water mate won't . water like my mate junior won't. he trust the tap water he doesn't trust the tap water because it comes from the government. >> well, you know what i in the past i have said that. past i would have said that. that that those people are that too. that those people are crazy. now i agree with crazy. but now i agree with them. agree with them . this is them. i agree with them. this is one of those. this one of one of those. this is one of those stories. panic over those panic stories. panic over measles. not going to say measles. i am not going to say on the air, on a television show like this that i do not believe

there is even such a thing as measles, let alone the possibility that a vaccine could stop measles. >> but louis, i mean, you're hinting that measles doesn't exist. >> i'm not hinting. >> i'm not hinting. >> weren't you weren't you just off sick for, like, three weeks with some sort of illness? >> yeah, and it was proof. it was. i was totally run down. you could sit there and say, oh, i had some kind of virus. why do you . why do tell my personal you. why do you tell my personal business on this show? >> because you did twitter >> because you did on twitter every for the last three weeks. >> i did because want a little >> i did because i want a little sympathy . sympathy. >> i've everything you've >> i've seen everything you've had for breakfast the last month. anyway, finally, let's let's quickly squeeze this one in. uh, that's what she said . in. uh, that's what she said. we've got the sun, louis. the sun. >> gladiators, giant steroid shame. video. brag of danger. drug use. this is. this is the return of the gladiators, which i've been told was a huge show in this country. it was in the 1990s. >> yeah, the 90s. >> yeah, the 90s. >> i wasn't here in this country . luckily, i was living in a better than this. i

better place than this. so i haven't my entire haven't spent my entire life living. there. >> stay there. >> stay there. >> where were you? because i was lied that's you. that's >> where were you? because i was lied british 's you. that's >> where were you? because i was lied british people you. that's >> where were you? because i was lied british people you. thatat. what british people are good at. they're good at lie. i was lied to british woman who told to by a british woman who told me was the. tell us. me that i was the. tell us. >> tell story. >> tell us the story. >> tell us the story. >> the story is, is that there's this and he's been shown this guy, and he's been shown that has been using steroids. that he has been using steroids. >> proof that the >> the proof that guy with the massive steroids. massive muscles took steroids. the muscles that are impossible to get . even a genetic to get. even if you're a genetic freak without taking steroids. he taking steroids . he looks he was taking steroids. he looks like looks like a member of like he looks like a member of the east german women's. like he looks like a member of the east german women's . you the east german women's. you know what i mean? >> but he is a handsome, handsome man . small little handsome man. small little package down below . but that's package down below. but that's one of the prizes you got to pay, one of the prizes you got to pay, you know, fees. >> your testicles. and it does cycle to cycle back on, because we've got friends who've taken steroids. they steroids. yeah, apparently they make feel i i make you feel. i mean, i shouldn't it, but they make shouldn't say it, but they make you feel. well, i can't say it because i'll be promoting steroids. >> good point. steroids. >> butd point. steroids. >> but atioint. steroids. >> but at the . steroids. >> but at the end of the day, you feel bad. yeah, but you have to feel bad. yeah, but you have to feel bad. yeah, but you have to take up your energy. you it forever. you have to take it forever. isn't is that once

isn't the truth is, is that once you taking it, your balls you start taking it, your balls kind shrivel. kind of shrivel. >> yeah, well, you can, you can cycle so it comes back. but i'm deeply shocked that this, uh deeply non shocked that this, uh this it's a non shocking thing. >> because just >> it's a non because not just it's a non story. it's a non shocking story. it's a non story because everybody today is using is um steroids. steroids is using um steroids. steroids from what i can tell obviously. yeah >> the only steroids i'm using are in the i don't know the genetically modified food. i eat hydrocortisone cream for that. >> but my testosterone level is very high. >> that's the front page is all tied up. coming up. we've got sturgeon's whatsapps. prince harry's libel claims and harry's deleted libel claims and terrorists released from jail. cheery stuff. see you in a couple

radio. >> welcome back to headliners i'm leo curson, i'm still here with paul cox and lewis schaffer , kicking off this section with the telegraph . and nicola the telegraph. and nicola sturgeon deleted her whatsapp, denying us the chance to see the least arousing dick pics of all time . time. >> paul sturgeon deleted all covid whatsapps in query told so this is scotland's former first minister as if we didn't know retained zero messages whatsoever and a deputy used an auto delete function . nicola, auto delete function. nicola, you silly sausage . i wonder what you silly sausage. i wonder what she was. i wonder what she was thinking. she said she made no decisions on whatsapp by the way. but course she didn't. way. but of course she didn't. that's where she that's where. that's where she put all the secret information

that she didn't anybody to that she didn't want anybody to know. would have some understanding. >> campervan purchases. >> campervan purchases. >> exactly. that's what she's done. ruined her legacy. done. she's ruined her legacy. she allowing men in she is known for allowing men in women's prisons and camper vans, and now she's going to be known for not being able to use whatsapp properly . whatsapp properly. >> course, i think she >> and of course, i think she has used properly. just has used it properly. she just didn't to see these didn't want people to see these whatsapps didn't want people to see these wh yeahps didn't want people to see these wh yeah ,; didn't want people to see these wh yeah , she didn't, but it just >> yeah, she didn't, but it just shows. i think it's the it's the universalisation of american techniques. it was good enough for hillary clinton and it's good enough for, uh, for i think i'm proud. i'm proud because she's going to get away with it. you know, she's going to get away with it. >> i think the thing with nicola sturgeon she held in sturgeon is she held herself in such um, and such high esteem, um, and compared highly compared herself so highly against, like against, you know, people like boris, for instance, during, dunng boris, for instance, during, during covid. turns out this is just as bad. and boris kept his whatsapps they whatsapps and they were they were revealed in the inquiry and obviously brought flack obviously it brought some flack in him. >> i think it's good when >> but i think it's good when leaders all the decision leaders show all the decision making. to the, all the making. uh to all the, all the conversation and the processes

behind decision making, it's good government rather than deleting them like nicola sturgeon has. >> well, was she allowed to delete it? was it legally allow allowable? i don't know if it was. i don't know. >> maybe we'll find out soon. moving on. we've got the guardian now prince harry guardian now and prince harry has claim . has withdrawn a libel claim. honestly, harry, if you're worried reputation worried about your reputation being you be being damaged, you should be suing lewis. tell us more i >> -- >> you can't. don't blame meghan for prince harry. prince harry went out looking for someone like me . like meghan, she he like me. like meghan, she he wanted a girl like meghan to do all the. anyway. so this is . and all the. anyway. so this is. and this is in the guardian. prince harry withdraws libel claim against the mail on sunday. on sunday, the publisher, who published mail. was hard published the mail. it was hard to understand this, but to really understand this, but basically, basically , prince basically, basically, prince harry said , said to the harry said, said to the government, please , please, i government, please, please, i need we need protection . we'll need we need protection. we'll pay need we need protection. we'll pay for it. just give us protection, please. >> because from the official public, from the official public sector, the people who provide the protection for the royals,

the protection for the royals, the support. so not like a private firm . private firm. >> so he wasn't asking for something for free. so he's supposedly being a great it's not a service. >> you can just buy. i couldn't be like oh i want a couple of bodyguards from your royal protection service. you know, i mean, got £20 here. well you mean, i got £20 here. well you know they do do that know what they do do that they've been saying to they've been saying they want to make protesters the make the protesters for the palestinian it. palestinian things pay for it. >> so yeah, but that's a completely separate issue. >> for >> that's the that's to pay for the you know what? it's an >> but you know what? it's an interesting thing that you mentioned because mentioned it because because maybe the maybe it's a good idea for the government make money. they government to make money. they have such hard making have such a hard time making money. they could they could set up yeah. up a security firm. yeah. there's lots of really good police out there who are police people out there who are under not under work because they're not allowed their jobs. yeah. allowed to do their jobs. yeah. what's interesting here, paul, is ordered is that so harry was ordered to pay is that so harry was ordered to pay £50,000 the pay nearly £50,000 towards the publishers bills. pay nearly £50,000 towards the putandzrs bills. pay nearly £50,000 towards the putand the bills. pay nearly £50,000 towards the putand the mailbills. pay nearly £50,000 towards the putand the mail said that harry >> and the mail said that harry would now have to face paying the costs of £250,000 the newspapers costs of £250,000 plus. obviously harry's own legal fees, which, you know, i should imagine he's, uh, he's using quite an expensive lawyer. should imagine he's, uh, he's usi|yeahite an expensive lawyer. should imagine he's, uh, he's usi|yeah ,e an expensive lawyer. should imagine he's, uh, he's usi|yeah , i an expensive lawyer. should imagine he's, uh, he's usi|yeah , i think pensive lawyer. should imagine he's, uh, he's usi|yeah , i think harry's lawyer. >> yeah, i think harry's probably coming to a point in

his now where he's starting his life now where he's starting to money. before, to understand money. before, before, it was just, you before, before it was just, you know, bits of paper with nanny's face now, now he's actually face on. now, now he's actually got to try and find it himself. and very, very expensive and he gets very, very expensive , this sort of stuff. and i think realised, think he's realised, particularly case, is particularly with this case, is a . so has said a bit frivolous. so he has said one thing somewhere, probably in a how daddy was a book about how daddy was naughty him and then he said naughty to him and then he said something and something somewhere else and they two said, they compared the two and said, harry, don't add up, harry, they don't add up, mate. and gone, that's liable. and he's gone, oh that's liable. yeah. realised if yeah. so what? he's realised if someone prove that someone was able to prove that and they haven't done, they and they haven't done, if they were to that, it were able to prove that, it would case, which were able to prove that, it wowhich case, which were able to prove that, it wowhich is case, which were able to prove that, it wowhich is much case, which were able to prove that, it wowhich is much morease, which is, which is much more interested which is about interested in which is about getting this police protection interested in which is about get'on| this police protection interested in which is about get'on essentially protection interested in which is about get'on essentially the tection interested in which is about get'on essentially the taxpayers on, on essentially the taxpayers pot. yeah. and and i think i still think he's got a job hell's own job to do that because you know, whilst i do feel for him, you know, he's put himself in this situation. but i particularly feel for him because he knows no better in life. he should do. but he does know better in um, he's know no better in life. um, he's going i think he's going going to i think he's going to learn quickly not learn very quickly that he's not going to that or going to win that either, or it's going to work out. you

it's not going to work out. you can't walk from firm can't walk away from the firm and then expect the firm pay can't walk away from the firm ancstuff. expect the firm pay for stuff. >> and also, in real life, money is hard come and it goes is hard to come by and it goes very easily when you're doing these frivolous lawsuits. >> i think >> yeah, i think so. >> yeah, i think so. >> he's to learn some >> so he's going to learn some harsh i think i'm harsh life lessons. i think i'm going that. we've got going to enjoy that. we've got the there's another the eye now and there's another post office it scandal. but this one took a bit to get one took a bit longer to get here was sent second here because it was sent second class pole. >> is kevin jones >> yes. so this is kevin jones who's mp, and matheson who's an mp, and steven matheson martins mark sorry who martins mark steyn. sorry who was a former sub postmaster. and they're claiming that should they're claiming that we should look back than the look further back than the honzon look further back than the horizon it system at people that were prosecuted as postmaster was under a previous system , was under a previous system, their faulty abacus. yeah. there was clearly obviously some sort of computer system prior to that. and there were probably people who were convicted of nicking money from their own post office, and they're now casting some doubt over some of those prosecutions. there is no real, um, evidence within this that this guy, uh, steve, uh, steve marsden is saying that he believed he was he believed

there is believes there is evidence. but the worms out of the can now. yeah, that's what the can now. yeah, that's what the thing is there quite clearly what we're discovering in this panic we're seeing at the moment is there was a cover up. and as soon as you see one cover up, you're like, well, hang minute. >> people start lifting rocks to see what else is out there. >> but it's not that there's no evidence, evidence, evidence, there's no evidence, there's not no, there's not evidence. no there's no evidence. there's no there's no accusation made of something that happened beforehand. it's just that because this was so dirty. yeah. they're thinking if this must if this happened and this must if this happened and this so the post office this is so bad, the post office must be a horrible, horrible , must be a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible. it was called the capture system, by the way . the way. >> just for just for because it captured postmasters. it did . captured postmasters. it did. then they went on to horizon. >> i don't understand why the post you know, the post office and you know, the government general, the government in general, the pubuc government in general, the public sector in general, don't just off the peg products just use off the peg products that be just tweaked that can then be just tweaked to their own like sage . sage their own use, like sage. sage make account make perfectly good account because because then it can because then because then it can because then because then it can be how do you say fujitsu? >> fujitsu. thank you . uh,

>> fujitsu. thank you. uh, fujitsu . serco. g4's. none of fujitsu. serco. g4's. none of these people would be in jobs in work if they didn't do it . work if they didn't do it. >> interestingly, fujitsu everybody's been slinging shots at fujitsu , the japanese at fujitsu, the japanese company, and fujitsu uk is slightly different. even though it's i think, you know, owned by by fujitsu japan . it fujitsu uk by fujitsu japan. it fujitsu uk took over the international computer limited and icl um which was uh public sector sort of state computer company that was set up. and obviously because it was a state company, it was terribly run and made horrible software that full of faults such as this stuff . faults such as this stuff. >> incredible. um, and you have to feel for the people, don't you? and there will probably to feel for the people, don't y(fewand there will probably to feel for the people, don't y(few criminals will probably to feel for the people, don't y(few criminals out probably to feel for the people, don't y(few criminals out there|bly a few criminals out there getting with as well and getting away with it as well and getting away with it as well and getting compensation. getting away with it as well and get yeah. compensation. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> now, with good news fans >> now, with good news for fans of extreme ism, two of of islamic extreme ism, two of britain's top terrorists are going to be released. hey, at least they weren't sent to rwanda. would be cruel. louis >> yeah, uh, they're in prison

right now. and it's this. two of these guys, and they're in prison , and one is a pakistani prison, and one is a pakistani british named ahmed. and british guy named ahmed. and another a kurdish, uh, another one is a kurdish, uh, british guy named, uh , hamid. so british guy named, uh, hamid. so ahmed and hamid . and they ahmed and hamid. and they forming a u. >> which is in no way funny. >> which is in no way funny. >> i mean, no, i didn't even realise it was that way. and, uh, and, uh, the fact is, is that there's so few they're being led out of prison and they're bad, bad, bad men. >> and where are they being led to? prison. i mean, uh, um , to? prison. i mean, uh, um, rangzieb ahmed was jailed for life. i mean, shouldn't life ten years minimum? >> minimum ? >> minimum? >> minimum? >> in this case, he's like an international terrorist. he was the number one guy for al—qaeda. shouldn't should he be in jail? >> he was. he was only planning mass attacks. >> let somebody out who >> can we let somebody out who didn't pay their tv licence? >> going to instead, >> no. they're going to instead, you i mean, i feel bit you know, i mean, i feel a bit safer with people who don't pay their licence walking around their tv licence walking around than we'll than i do with al—qaeda. we'll probably find the horizon probably find out. the horizon system used to capture

system also was used to capture these terrorist cells , and we'll these terrorist cells, and we'll just have to let everybody out. >> it's so funny how few prison cells there in country. cells there are in this country. and our cells. and the irony of our cells. yeah, terror cells. and the irony is in america, which irony of it is in america, which is land of freedom . loves is the land of freedom. loves prisons. loves prisons. prisons. yeah. loves prisons. there's plenty of room in america. >> yeah, because they make money off the prisoners and talking of talking of money, i was shocked to find out that taxpayers are going to have to millions to going to have to pay millions to for surveillance on these. >> yeah. to watch these guys. i think this is we're coming to the end game. it's coming to the end the world. all these end of the world. all these little and which little bits and pieces which just ridiculous. we're just sound ridiculous. we're not. there's not going to be enough money for this. it's not gonna be enough money to let people into the country. it's not going enough money to not going to be enough money to do the woke things do all the woke things that they're they're just they're doing, and they're just going just find it, going to have to just find it, find solution. going to have to just find it, find ask lution. going to have to just find it, find ask you»n. going to have to just find it, find ask you what that is >> i won't ask you what that is because pretty it'll be because i'm pretty sure it'll be violent and get kicked violent and get us kicked off tv. yeah, the sun now tv. yeah, we've got the sun now and a century after star and half a century after star wars, got rays. wars, we finally got death rays. >> super exciting story, >> oh, super exciting story, leo. laser gun worth

leo. a british laser gun worth £140 million has blown up drones in a landmark new tests for the space age anti—missile weapon. even more interestingly , this even more interestingly, this thing, by the way, is called dragonfly ii. uh, dragon fire and was fired at a remote range in scotland's outer hebrides, and each shot costs just £10. so, you know, a bit of scottish people were still moaning about the cost . the cost. >> i could have got some shortbread for that. >> yeah, well, you know, you're in cost living crisis when in a cost of living crisis when the measuring much the mod are measuring how much each costs . each shot costs. >> so this is a serious >> so but this is a serious thing , i mean, at the thing because, i mean, at the moment our air defence is are based around missile systems such as the patriot missile system. leading one system. that's the leading one in america. the most commonly used. uh, it's used. and it's, uh, it's missiles cost $3 million a shot, louis. so this is saving huge amounts of money. >> yeah , it's is it what we >> yeah, it's is it what we need? no we need we need to just mass murder . mass murder. >> for which i think is i mean, it does say here you're disappointed they didn't build a death star, a laser gun, a laser

gun, a laser gun. >> it's like we're living in a fantasy world. this >> this shoots down drones. so at the moment, you know, we're seeing a lot of drone warfare at the moment, you know, we're seeiryeah,>t of drone warfare at the moment, you know, we're seeiryeah,>t of know, warfare at the moment, you know, we're seeiryeah,>t of know, in|rfare at the moment, you know, we're seeiryeah,>t of know, in|rfar1war and, yeah, you know, in the war between ukraine, between russia and ukraine, we're yemen the we're seeing yemen as well. the houthi rebels are firing a lot of towards ships in the of drones towards ships in the sea. so this, it will fit in sea. so this, if it will fit in a ship, you could have in the a ship, you could have it in the suez. that, mean, a ship, you could have it in the suething that, mean, a ship, you could have it in the suething has that, mean, a ship, you could have it in the suething has only that, mean, a ship, you could have it in the suething has only got|at, mean, a ship, you could have it in the suething has only got a:, mean, a ship, you could have it in the suething has only got a range�*an, the thing has only got a range of a couple of miles, but but still, says the still, you know, it says the highly beam can be hit still, you know, it says the hipound beam can be hit still, you know, it says the hipound coin beam can be hit still, you know, it says the hipound coin from am can be hit still, you know, it says the hipound coin from morein be hit still, you know, it says the hipound coin from more than hit a pound coin from more than a mile away. >> so fingers crossed that all our enemies are chucking pound coins at us. yeah. >> wouldn't make it cost >> wouldn't that make it cost £11? that's good £11? yeah, well, that's a good point, £11? yeah, well, that's a good poiiyou just. >> you just. >> you just. >> uh, we're at the halfway point now, but. but don't go to bed yet. coming up, we've got a child gender clinic drama. the irish people saying no to mass immigration and dna tests on dog poo. seeing two shakes of a poodle's hind legs.

radio. >> welcome back. kicking things off with the meal and a new children's jenner clinic has been set up to drug, children's jenner clinic has been set up to drug , sterilise been set up to drug, sterilise and maim young people. but not everyone is happy about this. i can't imagine why. louis. >> oh, yeah? well, this is, uh, this story for a gb this is a perfect story for a gb news which the great ormond news which is the great ormond street hospital. i don't if it's very complicated story , but it very complicated story, but it fits in with all trans all the time. could you just tell us the story? >> let the viewer the story. >> let the viewer the story. >> this is what i think the story is. isis >> this is what i think the story is. is is that the trans trans kids basically read what's on the paper in front of you . on the paper in front of you. great ormond street hospital advised. it's painful for me . advised. it's painful for me. advisers quit new nhs children's gender clinic over concerns that staff are being trained to offer, quote unquote, affirmative approach to young patients over trans treatment. yeah, would you explain what that means? basically there's a there's a gender clinic before there's a gender clinic before the tavistock uh, centre. >> this gender clinic. and they were uh, they were investigated.

there were whistleblowers there. staff quit because they were worried that children were being sort of railroaded into transitioning. they were being given an affirmative approach. so anybody who presented saying, i think i might be trans was told, yeah , no, you are not. told, yeah, no, you are not. come on. and then they got them in a headlock. uh pumped them full of hormones and, and cut them up. and that's , that's them up. and that's, that's basically and so the, the four of the 11 who left this panel, this cas review are they people who, who support putting a this , who, who support putting a this, this aggressive castration . this aggressive castration. >> now they're against this. are they against but they're still concerned . concerned. >> so this was you know, there was the cast report. it was all investigated and you know, found to all these all these to have all these all these failings the report, i failings and the cast report, i believe said, you know, don't take such an affirmative approach. this approach. so they set up this new clinic and apparently new gender clinic and apparently there's still the same things happening. there's still the same things happenisee, this in every >> you see, this in every netflix about, you netflix documentary about, you know, charlatan or cult where they popped up somewhere. it hasn't quite worked. they've

been found out, and then they p0p up been found out, and then they pop up somewhere else. this is exactly happening , exactly what is happening, happening here. and it's in a very tragic situation . tavistock very tragic situation. tavistock didn't work. it's under investigation. they shut it down. all that's happened is they've taken exactly the same ideology and put it in one of our greatest children's medical institutes in this country. great ormond street hospital. and they seem to be using the vulnerability of children to play vulnerability of children to play out their dastardly ideology . ideology. >> can i disagree with you, paul? please do . it's not that paul? please do. it's not that the tavistock didn't work. it worked too well and it was doing too good a job of doing horrible things to children . okay. and so things to children. okay. and so they said to me, that's not working. let's move it over to great ormond street. and a couple of other hospitals in the north. and so now great ormond street is looks like it's heading to that approach of the similar approach to . yeah. okay. similar approach to. yeah. okay. so in other words, if you are electing or raising money to help children with cancer in

great ormond street, i would say stop giving them money. >> i mean, that's maybe that's a terrible thing to say, louis. i mean, the cancer treatment is separate to this , i think i separate to this, i think i think of great ormond street is affected by even a 5% drop in revenue . revenue. >> you they might think, you know what, maybe we shouldn't be the hospital . all that castrates the hospital. all that castrates children . children. >> okay. well, i mean, is that too much? >> am i being is this too many of the things that you think are too much? >> and then you see some like that, it's like my son says, my son says cancer fundraising for a hospital. >> yes , yes. first of all, they >> yes, yes. first of all, they they believe in chemotherapy and in radiotherapy. >> no, no, no, i'm going to stop you there for my son says viruses exist and chemotherapy is a valid medical treatment. and some people would say that transitioning children is a super thing to do. anyway, we've got the independent now in italy is tests on dog poo. is doing dna tests on dog poo. is this to catch illegal, illegal pavement poopers or just find out who's been eaten

recently an xl bully? recently by an xl bully? >> this is the sort of thing i want to see from a far right government. uh, dna tests launched in italy to trace dogs that street . owners that poo in the street. owners are tracked down through genetic data base, they'll face data base, and they'll face fines to £430. now if they fines up to £430. now if they choose not to have the dna test undertaken, they could be fined as much as £1,000. if you as much as £1,000. so if you deny it, basically this is trying to stop dogs pooing on the biggest worry the street. my biggest worry is they'll the test and find they'll do the test and find out. it's not just dogs out. it's not just that dogs poo on not about stopping dogs. >> it's not about stopping dogs. it's for getting people to pick up the dog poo. is that like trying to stop the door? >> wear pants, you >> the dogs wear pants, you know, not a bad idea, but get it going . going. >> but i'm going to tell you even a simpler solution. anybody who has is walking a dog and they walk past dog poo , whether they walk past dog poo, whether it's their dog poo or not, should be forced to pick the dog poo up. it should be assumed that it's their dog poo and dog poo communism. >> then there's going to be no incentive for people whose dog

does a poo to pick it up themselves. yes, there will be back to the owner. >> there will because back to the owner. >:they're 1ere will because back to the owner. >:they're caught,. because back to the owner. >:they're caught, becauseause back to the owner. >:they're caught, because itse if they're caught, because it will incentive. because will be incentive. because the next person past next person who walks past there, gets fined £1,000 for there, who gets fined £1,000 for walking past that dog poo, is going to hunt down the person who let left the dog poo on the ground. >> how they going to >> how are they going to identify them? using dna tracing? >> going w" e going such such >> there's going to be such such social approbation. do you think among the dog community, do you think technique could catch think this technique could catch on such as such on for other crimes such as such as murder ? yeah, if you need to. as murder? yeah, if you need to. you know what it is. >> the suspect . >> the suspect. >> the suspect. >> if you're. if you walk past somebody who's committing a murder, you should be arrested . murder, you should be arrested. you should be arrested. do you think other murderers should have yes, should be. have to? yes, they should be. they should be. you should if you you let a murder happen, you if you let a murder happen, it should be assumed that you're a okay, a murderer, too. okay, well, moving on. >> the guardian now moving on. >> never the guardian now moving on. >> never mindie guardian now moving on. >> never mind jaffaardian now moving on. >> never mind jaffa cakes now moving on. >> never mind jaffa cakes being and never mind jaffa cakes being biscuits are poppadoms crisps. the answer walkers the answer could mean walkers get taxes . just like a get to avoid taxes. just like a mascot. gary lineker. get to avoid taxes. just like a mascot. gary lineker . lewis. mascot. gary lineker. lewis. >> if you're in favour of

>> well, if you're in favour of taxes, this is a great. this is a great story. is walkers crisps .then a great story. is walkers crisps . then they have this mini papa dobbs which is amazing . are dobbs which is amazing. are cnsps dobbs which is amazing. are crisps in all but name judge rules. they're saying that there's certain categories for what makes a crisp and certain categories which don't make cnsps categories which don't make crisps and crisps have to be taxed. so it's more government bureaucracy. but but basically and there's a lot of money involved. could be millions of poundsin involved. could be millions of pounds in taxes that that they have to pay . but this pounds in taxes that that they have to pay. but this is this story is all about god punishing gary lineker for his horrible political beliefs. >> but gary lineker is not in this story. paul. >> yes, he is, because he because he mentioned he was. >> we can't put gary lineker in this story. >> it is because he works for he works. >> i mean it's a tenuous link at least isn't it? i mean, the point here is and you know, this is lewis is trying to is what lewis is trying to articulate, poppadoms is what lewis is trying to arti seen 3, poppadoms is what lewis is trying to arti seen as poppadoms is what lewis is trying to arti seen as a poppadoms is what lewis is trying to arti seen as a restaurantdoms is what lewis is trying to arti seen as a restaurant food. are seen as a restaurant food. and restaurant is not does and restaurant food is not does not 20% vat tax i not pay the 20% vat tax rate. i mean, these i love these stories not pay the 20% vat tax rate. i mean, titheyi love these stories not pay the 20% vat tax rate. i mean, tithey make these stories not pay the 20% vat tax rate. i mean, tithey make sorta stories not pay the 20% vat tax rate. i mean, tithey make sort of, ories not pay the 20% vat tax rate. i mean, tithey make sort of, uh, s because they make sort of, uh, tax relatable at tax relatable and delicious at the same time, which is is

the same time, which is which is something really enjoy . something that i really enjoy. um, tried to do um, so what they've tried to do is they've packaged these mini poppadoms that look like poppadoms that look exactly like cnsps poppadoms that look exactly like crisps in the same way as they would crisps sold them would package crisps sold them as they were crisps, and then as if they were crisps, and then said they're not crisps, so we don't pay and of don't want to pay vat. and of course wouldn't try and course why wouldn't they try and get goes to get away with it goes back to the do you the old jaffa cake. do you remember the jaffa cakes? >> there's been lots of lots of tax wrangles things. tax wrangles over things. flapjacks there were flapjacks they said there were cakes out cakes and they were turned out to chewies. were to be two chewies. they were classed biscuits. they to classed as biscuits. they had to pay classed as biscuits. they had to pay cakes, of pay the tax. jaffa cakes, of course, debate. course, there's that debate. and in wondering, what course, there's that debate. and in the wondering, what course, there's that debate. and in the difference )ndering, what course, there's that debate. and inthe difference between what course, there's that debate. and inthe difference between a hat course, there's that debate. and inthe difference between a cake is the difference between a cake and a biscuit? a biscuit goes soft it's left soft when it when it's left outside, cake goes hard outside, and a cake goes hard when makes you when it goes, which makes you wonder do they make biscuits wonder why do they make biscuits out of stuff? they make out of the stuff? they make cakes biscuits will cakes out and biscuits will never go soft. >> never go soft. biscuit. >> because aukus so i'm not going to say it. >> because aukus so i'm not going to say it . the point is going to say it. the point is p0p going to say it. the point is pop dames, has anybody ever eat i can't i used to say this, but maybe people like poppadums the reason why they're doing this, they're fighting so hard , is they're fighting so hard, is because want poppadoms to

because they want poppadoms to because they want poppadoms to be cheaper than than crisps. be 20% cheaper than than crisps. no, because . yes. no, because. yes. >> because i don't want to cheat. i just want to dodge some tax. >> moving on. which makes it cheapen >> and in the latest sign the airlines are a post airlines are in a post competence world, a passenger on a virgin flight had to carry out vital pre—flight light checks. unfortunately, plane had unfortunately, the plane had already off. paul. yeah? already taken off. paul. yeah? can i how much i love can i just say how much i love louis schaefer by the way, don't say don't be to say don't be tied to me. >> i'm going this is my >> i'm going down. this is my last show. >> virgin atlantic flight from manchester new york halted manchester to new york halted moments takeoff after moments before takeoff after passenger spotted missing passenger spotted parts missing from the wing. so a passenger discovered the tops of four for um for owners that were missing. so they looked at one side and the fasteners were on the top of the fasteners were on the top of the wing, and on the other side they looked and you know, larry, larry and barry had left them off. and they i don't know if that all three working on that all three were working on the the same time. um, the plane at the same time. um, but they then let but they then they then let cabin know and they cabin crew know and they actually the plane actually halted the plane and it stopped flight, it in stopped the flight, halted it in midair. get the

midair. no it didn't get the take off, god. oh, take off, thank god. oh, i thought this was in midair. >> this is this is moments >> no, this is this is moments before takeoff. oh, right. my intro was wrong. >> plane was >> so perhaps the plane was identifying as safe. >> seen we've seen >> but we've seen we've seen recently we've had some some, uh >> but we've seen we've seen r> but we've seen we've seen r> yeah, but what what are people thinking? it's that aeroplane. it's a 37,000ft in the air. it's a 700 miles an houn the air. it's a 700 miles an hour. you're going to die. people are going to die. and they're sitting there saying, let's make it safe. >> but it's one of the safest forms of travel. >> it's a miracle. it's as safe as— >> it's a miracle. it's as safe as it is. leave virgin atlantic alone . we seen we have alone. but we have seen we have seen a sort of a drop seen recently a sort of a drop in standards. >> the, the, uh, federal airline, uh, authority in america, the faa who handle , uh, america, the faa who handle, uh, the air traffic control, they've they've noticed an 83% rise in airline incursions and basically near misses . and this seems to near misses. and this seems to correspond with the diversity, eqtu correspond with the diversity, equity and inclusion model .

equity and inclusion model. >> and you know what? hiring the best people, hiring on, you know, various tick box exercise . know, various tick box exercise. >> and they've all had the jab. yeah so i mean that's not a placement is it. >> 20 years ago when i was flying to this country, is that one of the planes. >> when are you going to fly back one of the i know they're asking. >> this is my last show. i'm doing so badly. no, we love you, my son says i'm wild, but i actually saw i actually saw my plane as it was coming into the whatever it is, the bank hit another plane and damaged the i'm watching the plane come in and they and they had to take it out of service because the wing was damaged. right. wow so it's very for to easy get your hand on powerful hallucinogenics anyway by dissection coming up. >> stay with us for >> so stay with us for non—binary cats. sports illustrated going broke non—binary cats. sports illustgoing going broke non—binary cats. sports illust going woke ing broke non—binary cats. sports illust going woke and 3roke non—binary cats. sports illustgoing woke and silly after going woke and silly british phrases. see you in a couple

well come back to headliners. we've got the telegraph now, and if anyone had genderqueer gerbils on their 2024 bingo card, you can tick it off. tell us more. paul >> yeah, that's right. uh, is your cat non—binary? that's not a question to you, leo. i know your cats are full on geezer. i don't have a cat. okay. fair enough.the don't have a cat. okay. fair enough. the madness of inclusivity at pet inclusivity drive at pet modelling agency. so an agency that supplies animals to the media. kwasi do has asked owners whether their pets are gender neutral or non—binary in drive neutral or non—binary in a drive to be more inclusive. of course this is mental. yeah, but it's in keeping with everything that we saying that we know right now. saying that i've got a cat wilson , but he's i've got a cat wilson, but he's had his bits removed. so technically he, he's he's technically he, he's, he's he's non—binary . non—binary. >> he's been tavistock. >> he's been tavistock. that's a good isn't it. had good point isn't it. i've had the paw wilson the gender of my paw wilson although he gets more cuddles from so even without from my wife. so even without his bits he's still you tempted to try the trick. to try the same trick. >> yeah. just mine off and >> yeah. just cut mine off and lay her lap. but i mean, lay on her lap. yeah but i mean, it's that pets, they it's interesting that pets, they assume can assume that pets can be non—binary because that

non—binary now because that would assume the owner of the pet of like, pet choosing. it's sort of like, uh, children. pet choosing. it's sort of like, uh, well, children. pet choosing. it's sort of like, uh, well, it children. pet choosing. it's sort of like, uh, well, it is, children. pet choosing. it's sort of like, uh, well, it is, andildren. pet choosing. it's sort of like, uh, well, it is, and thisn. pet choosing. it's sort of like, uh, well, it is, and this is one >> well, it is, and this is one of those transgender subtly transgender story. and it's because who owns cats? women own cats are women who are not having children anymore. women and they're seeing their children and they're anthropomorphising . could you anthropomorphising. could you say that their own children don't be like your father. that's what all that's what all trans is, is . don't be like your trans is, is. don't be like your father. he cheated on me. we're going to cut your balls off. >> so personal. so personal. it's unreal. moving on. >> we've got the times now reporting from ireland, where the national spirit hasn't yet been beaten out of the indigenous population by team world. louis. yeah well, this is a bad news for ireland . a bad news for ireland. >> why? ireland's famous welcome has turned sour for migrants. this is in the times. this is a little saturday articles because there's news. so let's there's not much news. so let's write the totally obvious thing. there's a reason why the irish people are turning on migrants. because irish people are

because the irish people are normal human beings who don't want their country overrun . want their country overrun. >> i mean, the issue with, with ireland is it had very high levels of immigration, um, not just from from ukraine, but from, you know, really culturally distant places. yeah, the same same issues as in the uk . but it's had even higher, uk. but it's had even higher, you know, per capita levels, even higher rates than the uk of, uh, illegal migrants and asylum seekers. >> yeah. it's unfair to frame it this way. this not a measure this way. this is not a measure of goodwill the irish of the goodwill of the irish people. got nothing to people. this has got nothing to do whatsoever. is do with that whatsoever. this is a their patience. a measure of their patience. you know, there's so much. know, they there's only so much. it even even we it doesn't matter. even even we seen this even in the wokeist of woke places like when you take the instance, when the states, for instance, when they all the up they just take all the people up from the, the southern states and plop somewhere and plop them somewhere very affluent, oh , this affluent, they all go, oh, this is a bit much yeah. is a bit much for us. yeah. what's places like what's happening in places like ireland like at ireland is it's not like that at all. have just enough all. but they have just enough dated to point they're going dated to the point they're going our services work. our our services don't work. our schools are full up. i can't get a doctor's appointment. nobody seems speak the lingo. seems to speak the same lingo. is they just

is everybody else. and they just had . had enough. >> and also there's been some horrific, high horrific, uh, high profile incidents. was the murders incidents. there was the murders of gay men in sligo by a by a, uh, islamic extremist. and finally the papers tried to spin that as the islamic extremists had, uh, internalised catholic homophobia. i think . yeah. i homophobia. i think. yeah. i mean, it's incredible , you know, mean, it's incredible, you know, it's hard. you shouldn't laugh , it's hard. you shouldn't laugh, but that is ridiculous. >> and it's the same with the ridiculous with the stabbing of, uh, of children uh, stabbing of children outside of nursery. uh, stabbing of children outside of rnoery. uh, stabbing of children outside of rno ,ry. uh, stabbing of children outside of rno , no, no, they said they >> no, no, no, they said they said, this this wasn't this said, oh, this this wasn't this wasn't an immigrant he wasn't an immigrant because he wasn't an immigrant because he was naturalised person. he's was a naturalised person. he's from algeria. i mean, yeah , from algeria. so i mean, yeah, you from somewhere you know, he came from somewhere else he's in else. and now now he's in ireland. anyway, better ireland. anyway, we'd better leave on. leave it there. uh, moving on. we've got the mail now with the latest example go broke latest example of go go broke sports illustrated in sports illustrated is in trouble. putting munters trouble. maybe putting munters on the cover was a bad idea. lewis >> possibly. but i'm going to say sports illustrated say it wasn't sports illustrated mass layoffs plunge iconic publication into crisis. publication deeper into crisis. just months after i story controversy a few months ago that that the that they was that

they that this most prestigious sports magazine in in america i don't know if know the world i don't know if know the world i don't know if know the world i don't know that you've got it here. >> we've got some pictures from the cover. so this is a transgender, uh, transgender cover star called kim petras , cover star called kim petras, and this is, uh, yummy new. who is, um , you find her yummy new? is, um, you find her yummy new? >> i find you know what it is in my age, i find them both good looking. and you know what? it's certainly a certain point. you take can get. gay, gay, take what you can get. gay, gay, gay ' gay, gay, take what you can get. gay, gay, gay , gay, gay, and, uh , i just gay, gay, gay, and, uh, i just this is just. i mean , i wish this isjust. i mean, i wish phillip schofield had come out like this. i just outed myself as gay. no. they're pretty. they're pretty girls and boys. at least they're making . okay. at least they're making. okay. yeah, one is fat, but at least these, they're making an effort to look good. the truth is, you're trying to put a spin on it, you're trying to say, it, leo. you're trying to say, oh, they went went woke because it, leo. you're trying to say, oh, thad went went woke because it, leo. you're trying to say, oh, thad aent went woke because it, leo. you're trying to say, oh, thad a picturet woke because it, leo. you're trying to say, oh, thad a picture of oke because it, leo. you're trying to say, oh, thad a picture of a:e because it, leo. you're trying to say, oh, thad a picture of a trans ause they had a picture of a trans woman or a fat woman on the cover or a fat woman on the cover or a fat woman on the cover. but the truth the reason why sports truth is, the reason why sports illustrated is out of business. because it's a magazine.

exactly. no is the final exactly. and no one is the final 30s . 30s. >> let's see if we can squeeze in express. and apparently in the express. and apparently americans british americans find some british phrases ridiculous. i mean, that's rich country that's a bit rich from a country that's a bit rich from a country that fanny pack. that's a bit rich from a country tha well, fanny pack. that's a bit rich from a country tha well, it'siny pack. that's a bit rich from a country tha well, it's a! pack. that's a bit rich from a country tha well, it's a veryk. that's a bit rich from a country tha well, it's a very british >> well, it's a very british phrases that are crapping , phrases that are crapping, crapping, cracking up. americans you often see this on tiktok. things like that, there's things like that, where there's an american in the uk this an american in the uk and this happens be as well. happens to be one as well. ashley she's finding the ashley and she's finding the phrases, five top phrases phrases, the five top phrases that finds amusing are what that she finds amusing are what you about it. you smashed you want about it. you smashed it bum and can't be asked . so it bum and can't be asked. so coincidentally, all the five phrases that i regularly use with lewis. >> yes , okay, well, the show is >> yes, okay, well, the show is nearly over , so let's take nearly over, so let's take another quick look at saturday's front pages . front pages. >> the times has the army set to shnnk >> the times has the army set to shrink by a third over the next decade. shrink by a third over the next decade . the daily mail has uk decade. the daily mail has uk gnpped decade. the daily mail has uk gripped by measles crisis due to vaccine pushback . the telegraph vaccine pushback. the telegraph has channel migrants given right to work, so another incentive for people to come across the channel the mirror has the final

betrayal . the i news has public betrayal. the i news has public verdict on rwanda. prime minister's plan won't work or win powers for tories, poll says. and the daily star finally has the pope's exorcist. politicians are possessed. i wish they were possessed with some common sense. and those were your front pages, and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and lewis schaffer. we're back tomorrow who's tomorrow with josh howie, who's going carrie going to be joined by carrie marks sean mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito sean mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put sean mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put in an mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put in your ayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put in your diaries. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put in your diaries. and s one to put in your diaries. and if at 5 am, if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. good night. that warm feeling inside from is sponsors of from boxt boiler is sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hi there. it's aidan mcgivern here from the met office with the gb news forecast, a marked change in our weather occurs this weekend. after a cold week, it turns much milder. it also turns and as turns much wetter and windier as storm late the storm isha arrives late in the weekend. here's what's going on. the is the atlantic influence is returning and it's really going to bring us some very wet and windy weather. storm isha turning up later sunday and into

the start monday . but for the the start of monday. but for the time being, actually for of time being, actually for much of the a quiet end to the the uk, it's a quiet end to the week. we keep the cold air in the and the east, a touch the south and the east, a touch of frost overnight under clear skies increasing skies but elsewhere increasing cloudy moving cloudy spells of rain moving into scotland, northern ireland, northwest england still some mountain scotland, mountain snow for scotland, but that rising so low that snow level is rising so low levels it's going to be rain and some icy patches about for northern scotland. first thing this weekend. but soon enough the milder air is sweeping in from the southwest and we're going to see increasingly cloudy and damp weather across much of the throughout saturday. the uk throughout saturday. saturday the rain saturday afternoon, the rain does ease for a time, stays damp over and northern hills, over western and northern hills, but brightest the but brightest towards the south—east still on the chilly side. 6 to 7 celsius, but you can see further west nine celsius turning milder into the start of sunday. generally frost free, bright , but with some free, bright, but with some showers around then . then the showers around then. then the first signs of storm isha a spell of very heavy rain moving in, especially over western hills before the winds really

pick up by sunday evening, the risk of 70 or 80 mile per hour wind gusts in places looks like things are heating up . things are heating up. >> boxt boilers sponsor us of weather on gb news as

same family are discovered in a property near norwich . property near norwich. >> the home office grants 16,000 asylum seekers the right to work in care , construction and in care, construction and farming , in care, construction and farming, whilst also in care, construction and farming , whilst also offering farming, whilst also offering them free accommodation. that's happened over the last year. >> prince harry faces a £750,000 legal bill after withdrawing his

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