murder investigation has been a murder investigation has been launched after two teenage boys died following a stabbing attack in bristol . died following a stabbing attack in bristol. the died following a stabbing attack in bristol . the 15 and 16 year in bristol. the 15 and 16 year olds were attacked in the south of the city yesterday morning. avon and somerset police say a group of people fled the scene by car. both boys died in hospital in the early hours of this morning. a 44 year old man and a 15 year old boy have been arrested and remain in custody. defence secretary grant shapps says the uk remains undaunted by yesterday's illegal attack on hms diamond . ministry of defence hms diamond. ministry of defence confirmed the warships successfully repelled a houthi drone in the red sea. the vessel used her counter defence system to destroy the drone, avoiding any injuries or damage. this is the third attempted attack on the third attempted attack on the naval vessel and in other news, the queen has left the london clinic after spending the afternoon with the king. it's the third day his majesty has spent recovering in hospital following a procedure for an enlarged prostate. king charles

is said to be doing well after the treatment. the princess of wales is also at the same hospital following abdominal surgery. kemi badenoch has told gb news. she asked the chairman of the post office to resign after she realised there were problems with the board. henry staunton stepped down in the wake the horizon it scandal . wake of the horizon it scandal. the business secretary said the decision mutual consent decision was by mutual consent after she explained him why after she explained to him why we needed leadership and two we needed new leadership and two people have been arrested after protesters threw soup at the mona lisa in the louvre museum in paris. two women wearing shirts with the slogan food response crossed the security boundary and began shouting our farming system is sick! the incident came after days of protests by french farmers over low profits and red tape . the low profits and red tape. the leonardo da vinci painting , leonardo da vinci painting, widely considered a masterpiece, is set behind three inches of protective glass and was unharmed . this is gb news across unharmed. this is gb news across the uk on tv in your car, on your digital radio and on your

smart speaker by saying play gb news. now it's time for headliners . headliners. >> thanks, sofia . hello and >> thanks, sofia. hello and welcome to headliners. i'm nik dixon , taking you through dixon, taking you through tomorrow's top stories for the next and i'm joined by next hour, and i'm joined by king gammon, paul cox . that's king gammon, paul cox. that's his new name and america's finest export since child obesity. it's louis schaefer . obesity. it's louis schaefer. >> oh, i think i'm bringing you the country thinner. >> i'm making it thinner with my. >> yes. it's not to say you are obese. >> yes. it's not to say you are obese . i'm just saying you're obese. i'm just saying you're another great thing that's come from america. that was the. that was the joke. good to explain them. how you both doing? obviously. >> yes. >> yes. >> i think they teach that at comedian school don't they? yes. >> always explain the jokes. >> always explain the jokes. >> got dress code >> you all got the dress code i love this. you're like the conservative candidate and you're labour candidate with

you're the labour candidate with the ties. >> you are george clooney >> but you are george clooney esque again. >> but you are george clooney esquck again. >> but you are george clooney esq nick clooney.. some >> but you are george clooney esquck clooney.. some some >> nick clooney. yes, some some have some have have said clooney, some have said i've got lovers said john major. i've got lovers and haters out there. i think. >> i think that's inappropriate. they always of being they always accuse me of being george clooney accused. george clooney esque accused. >> terrible >> what a what a terrible accusation. love accusation. all right. i'd love to let's look to chat, but let's have a look at the front pages. so the times has base has drone strike on us. base raises of war. the raises fears of iran war. the guardian of us—iran guardian fears of us—iran conflict after troops conflict intensify after troops killed you get killed in drone attack. you get the similar. the sun. the idea. very similar. the sun. kyle, the daily kyle, i'm so sorry. the daily mail strike hell on trains as chiefs in the express semi chiefs cash in the express semi stirring stop stirring tory plotters must stop messing the messing around. and finally, the daily about daily star barmy which is about weather we are front weather and those we are front pages. weather and those we are front pages . so weather and those we are front pages. so it's weather and those we are front pages . so it's pretty grim story pages. so it's pretty grim story on the metro. >> uh, yes it is. two more teens killed in uk knife epidemic at. and this is in bristol and they like 15, 13, 15, 15 and 16 year old boys were killed. and it's really bad news. but it's like it's everything that's happened today. it's really bad news. but

they're trying to get us into a panic over that knife epidemic. and i went, i actually did some research and checked on uk knife crime stats , and they're crime stats, and they're basically unchanged since 2016. it's . like it's a flat line. it's. like it's a flat line. it's. like it's a flat line. it's not like it's gone like voom, like there's an epidemic. >> like presumably it was still quite even then. i mean, quite high even then. i mean, khan already in london khan was already in london then. so you expect it to be so i mean, you expect it to be london the time, don't you? london all the time, don't you? but this is bristol. what's going not often, uh, going on? it's not often, uh, london, going on? it's not often, uh, lonwe , about it a lot going on? it's not often, uh, lonwe, about it a lot in >> we hear about it a lot in london because we've very london because we've got a very london because we've got a very london base, london centric media base, haven't we? >> i think largely only a >> but i think largely only a lot of knife crime happens lot of the knife crime happens in of other in some of the other major cities. mean, saying that in some of the other major cities. hasn't saying that in some of the other major cities. hasn't aaying that in some of the other major cities. hasn't a huge that in some of the other major cities. hasn't a huge problem london hasn't got a huge problem with crime what's, with knife crime and what's, what's demoralising what's really demoralising about this often this this is no matter how often this exact same crime plays out, it doesn't our doesn't seem to discourage our young men from carrying knives. in fact , it's having quite in fact, it's having quite opposite effect. and psychologically they're thinking they carry knives to they must carry knives to protect themselves and we're ending up with this city nation

now. now it's difficult to know how much of this is blown out of proportion by the media, because we do talk about it a lot. and how much of it's real. but it does feel like we've got a huge problem amongst young men carrying knives. >> yeah . as say, this >> yeah. and as you say, this just their status. very just adds to their status. very disturbing. what about the guardian then, paul? >> this is another serious >> yeah, this is another serious story actually. fears of us—iran conflict intensify after troops killed in drone attacks. so this is the spectre of a direct us iranian military conflict drew closer yesterday when joe biden announced that us servicemen had been killed and more than 34 injured injured in a drone attack . and this was at a us attack. and this was at a us base, uh, on the border between syria and jordan. and, of course , any direct attack that kills allied servicemen does raise, uh, the bet somewhat, doesn't it? and it reminds me of that. i don't know why, but i keep keeps going over in my head at the moment. there's a song by a guy

called mcguire from 1965 called barry mcguire from 1965 called barry mcguire from 1965 called destruction , called the eve of destruction, and well worth a listen. and it's well worth a listen. actually but not if you're under 41 and might get conscripted. >> yeah , it's almost >> yeah, it's almost, almost simon evans esque levels of referencing there, but, um, no, it's obviously very disturbing. i what does it what's what i mean, what does it what's what does iran want? what are they up to, you know? to, louis, do you know? >> well. well, what iran? iran wants is wants everything. iran is a great country. people forget about iran. >> strange take. no, no. you mean before revolution? the mean before the revolution? the in before the 1978 iran. >> even now , they were a country >> even now, they were a country with a tremendous history , with a tremendous history, thousands of years of greatness and you like their attitude to women? >> no, i don't like their attitude towards women. i don't like things. but like a lot of things. but america sticking their noses america is sticking their noses in belong. in places that we don't belong. what military base doing in what is a military base doing in the of the desert? right the middle of the desert? right in it's just to in this place? it's just to cause problems for yes. cause problems for these. yes. the iranians are not our friends. i'm no great big iran fan, but the most important, i mean, yeah, no, i'm just saying. >> do you remember a minute thing? >> there are great countries you don't poke it. it's the same way

we're poking russia. >> scared them? >> are you scared of them? you're something. they're you're doing something. they're a great people. a great country, great people. you're that kind of thing. you're doing that kind of thing. >> okay, i'm saying i'm >> okay, i'm saying that i'm being not of being trump. i'm not afraid of them. but. all right. >> no one said you were. >> no one said you were. >> hear online? >> what did you hear online? >> what did you hear online? >> did you online? >> what did you hear online? lewis i heard lewis schaffer it's in this it's rude to point in this country, but know you're country, but i know you're an immigrant, i immigrant, but, um, so yeah, i get your point, lewis. >> the neocons, you know, you're more isolated ernest. why more of an isolated ernest. why are meddling are you meddling at all? >> i am, i'm an >> i am, yes, i'm an isolationist. you stick to your own the problem own business and the problem with should know with with war is you should know who is . and right who your enemy is. and right now, country, tory, britain now, this country, tory, britain and america are all over the place . and we've got. we don't place. and we've got. we don't have enough. there's not enough troops in the world to fight everybody. we're talking about a war russia. we're talking war with russia. we're talking where is a major problem . where china is a major problem. um, is a major problem. um, iran is a major problem. we're the we're worried about the palestinians israel, palestinians invading israel, houthis, the houthis. you got some some sometimes you can't. there's nothing you can do. you just got to leave it alone. >> dream of those peaceful days of when it was just

of trump, paul, when it was just world peace so nothing. world peace. so nice. nothing. >> four years of no war, so good. >> oh, nasty tweets, but no one's blowing up anyone. what a beautiful time. >> you know, sounds like >> you know, it sounds like you're kidding not. you're kidding. no i'm not. >> syrian addict is not kidding. >> it wasn't peace, but it was peaceful. it was quiet riot. >> it was more peaceful than this. we're sticking our little pretty little noses in places we should be going. should not be going. >> i think they want to get us into a war with iran. if we didn't, and we gave them the upper hand , how would you feel then? >> because who's to say they wouldn't attack us just because we decided to be nice? >> they might. they might. and they they want to attack us. but they they want to attack us. but they a long way america they it's a long way to america from a bit of bit of sand in the jordanian syrian. okay. >> he's on his own war now. >> sounds like another song. it's a long way to america. all right, lewis, what is on the front of the express? front cover of the express? >> uh, this is an amazing story. and badenoch , and kemi, who's kemi badenoch, which she's supposedly a at this team loves her basically , i

team loves her basically, i don't know, we love kemi. love. they love kemi. uh, kemi stirring tory plotters must stop messing around and the story basically is she goes on the tv on another channel and says that she's getting cold. she's people are calling for her to be the new prime, uh, prime minister candidate or whatever. even prime minister and it's like saying and she's saying it's bad for our party. she she's the she's saying the equivalent of saying there's so many people saying there's so many people saying there's so many people saying the most beautiful girl in the world. and it doesn't help by them saying that i'm the most the most beautiful girl in the world. is this. she is this world. this is this. she is this is pathetic of her. >> of her. what's she going to do? i'm outraged by that. when i say we love kemi. of course we're neutral. ofcom regulated. but there was actually a poll of gb uh, viewers and actually apparently they don't love coming. farage 7% coming. it was 8% farage 7% wanted boris, 7, penny mordaunt, 2% suella braverman eight, 51% wanted none. none of the above.

so that's that's the political government . although amongst government. although amongst conservative members, i'll just give you some more stats. kemi was plus 64% and uh, the next was plus 64% and uh, the next was penny mordaunt 48 estimate very former gb 31. shapps 12. very former gb 31. shapps12. didn't see that coming. clever ten minus five was lord. >> can you mean by that? >> can you mean by that? >> minus 17 was hunt and —26 sunak. these are the. these are the votes amongst conservative members. >> but when they say plus 64 they, they mean 64% plus positive . yes. positive. yes. >> but see that's 26. >> but see that's 26. >> that's negative. that's a huge positive i know it's massive . there's no negative. massive. there's no negative. >> people love kemi i mean that's what i'm saying. the conservative base loves kemi. and the question is when would it good to her come in. it be good for to her come in. now played it she's now she's played it down. she's said, backed as said, look, i've backed sunak as soon down. do soon as i stood down. what do you paul? you think paul? >> i don't think anyone >> well, i don't think anyone coming. kemi badenoch coming. i can see kemi badenoch up being a future leader of the conservative most conservative party. i think most people who interested in people who are interested in politics and interested in conservative politics know kemi badenoch is very much a frontrunner for that position .

frontrunner for that position. if she wanted a long terme future, i doubt coming in now would help her. i think whoever comes in and i don't mean that whoever comes in now automatically doesn't become the tory if they come out of tory leader. if they come out of power. but four years in opposition , um, going through opposition, um, going through the going through, uh, an election . ian i'm not sure it it election. ian i'm not sure it it would do anyone any good. the best thing that can happen is rishi sunak rides it out and that's the end of him. the funniest thing that could happen is that rishi doesn't ride it out and boris comes back on the back. say a stallion back. i would say of a stallion going down, down, downing street like, um, with a couple of ladies on the back. >> he did say hasta la vista, so maybe he'll back on maybe he'll come back on a motorbike. but yeah, i mean kemi is very capable. she's very, very sort of very smart. is it sort of poisoned even becoming poisoned chalice even becoming leader you're be in because you're going to be in the wilderness, you're going to have of starmer. will it have years of starmer. will it be versus be like thatcher versus callaghan? to callaghan? will she be able to win? labour be win? because labour will be chaos and misery. and then, much like the trade unions and the callaghan, be callaghan, will, will kemi be

able that? able to exploit that? >> the direct >> and of course, the direct opposite of what i said is she comes she can call comes in now and she can call herself prime minister forever. she'll be longer herself prime minister forever. she'lliz be longer herself prime minister forever. she'lliz truss. be longer than liz truss. >> she could actually, i think she come and she could even come in now and survive. she come in now she could even come in now and survno. she come in now she could even come in now and survno one's come in now she could even come in now and survno one's expectinga in now she could even come in now and survno one's expecting her now she could even come in now and survno one's expecting her tow and no one's expecting her to win loses. but maybe win and she loses. but maybe it's a loss. but then they it's a big loss. but then they blame it on sunak and truss in the previous and she the previous chaos. and then she just is leader for just stays and is a leader for a while. it could happen. >> the reason people like >> well, the reason people like her she's team world her is she's not team world and uh, would some uh, she, she would bring some reality to politics. >> extremely clear on her >> she's extremely clear on her views the culture war views and on the culture war issues and she speaks very strongly. and it's a refreshing change with these managerial politicians. >> might to have that politicians. >> six night to have that politicians. >> six months to have that politicians. >> six months before) have that politicians. >> six months before we we that politicians. >> six months before we go.that for six months before we go. >> and she's and she's a woman and there you go. that's it. >> everything. know. >> part of everything. you know. should the star very, very should we do the star very, very quickly balmy it quickly paul balmy last week it was freezing. >> week it's going be >> next week it's going to be warm. warm that it's warm. in fact so warm that it's going to be 19 point. well it's so specific. assume that so specific. i assume that perhaps it was measured in perhaps today it was measured in in highlands. way , in the highlands. by the way, which were scotland. for which were in scotland. for those live outside of those people who live outside of london. 19.6 degrees nine.

london. uh, 19.6 degrees nine. >> i mean, this is sort of classic. i mean, if it's cold, it's climate change. if it's warm, climate change. what warm, it's climate change. what do you think, liz? >> british weather is >> i think british weather is the is the most the the most is the most is the least interesting thing about the most is the most is the leascountry. ting thing about the most is the most is the leascountry. ting thow about the most is the most is the leascountry. ting thow dare |t the most is the most is the leascountry. ting thow dare you. this country. and how dare you. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> what are you talking about? >> what are you talking about? >> you know, you don't have weather. you don't have weather, >> you know, you don't have wea have you don't have weather, >> you know, you don't have wea have climate.t have weather, >> you know, you don't have wea have climate. so we weather, >> you know, you don't have wea have climate. so it'sneather, you have climate. so it's basically basically between ten. >> and how did you have a conversation with your parents without conversation with your parents withcdon't i've ever >> i don't think i've ever spoken to my mum without saying , spoken to my mum without saying, what the weather? what about the weather? >> it's a non—story, the >> because it's a non—story, the weather, always basically weather, it's always basically the it's not like in the same. it's not like in america where we're interesting things happen. okay >> all right. that is it for part one. but coming up, houthi rebels tory which rebels and tory rebels, which would you deal with? yes, would you rather deal with? yes, we even more on that

earlier on, gb news radio show. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon , still here with i'm nick dixon, still here with paul cox and louis shaffer. or as our producer wanted me to say, dixon cox. for

as our producer wanted me to say, reason,)ixon cox. for as our producer wanted me to say, reason, ixon cox. for as our producer wanted me to say, reason, i don't»x. for as our producer wanted me to say, reason, i don't know why some reason, i don't know why i don't what his point was, don't know what his point was, but get into it with the but let's get into it with the mail. grant shapps has mail. and grant shapps has called rebel attack called the houthi rebel attack intolerable if intolerable and illegal. and if grant says it must be serious. >> yeah, well, this is really good news, is it? not good news, okay? or is it? not sure it's bad news. it's bad news because we're sticking. this is one of those sticking our nose into places that don't belong. defence secretary grand slap shapps . slap slap shapps. slap shapps. slap slap shapps. >> that would be better. that suits him. >> grand slaps, grand slams. >> grand slaps, grand slams. >> how many people have grand? >> how many people have grand? >> was a dj called grand slap? well, he's got a great name. >> a great shapps. it's >> that's a great shapps. it's very strong. grant like to very strong. grant i'd like to name grant. intolerable name my kid grant. intolerable an illegal iran backed houthi name my kid grant. intolerable an illegattacksbacked houthi name my kid grant. intolerable an illegattacks on ked houthi name my kid grant. intolerable an illegattacks on british jthi name my kid grant. intolerable an illegattacks on british oil missile attacks on british oil tanker. is it? a british tanker. what is it? a british oil tanker? because. because nobody . the big companies don't nobody. the big companies don't own anymore . own their own ships anymore. they're registered in in tax they're not registered in in tax reasons for tax reasons. but even if they are, the point is we britain is trying to defend the entrance to the suez canal like it's the 1950s again. and

britain has a has a military in places all over the world. it's this is a total unbelievable mess. i'm actually stunned by your knowledge, alex. >> have you started doing research for this show? >> no. i am super knowledgeable about this stuff. i've tried to play about this stuff. i've tried to play an idiot i'm tired of play an idiot and i'm tired of being an idiot. >> the real lewis. >> this is the real lewis. >> this is the real lewis. >> the real lewis schaffer is. >> the real lewis schaffer is. >> harrison >> this is brian fi harrison very. that's in—joke . very. that's an in—joke. >> but no, if you start being good, i haven't got a career. yeah yeah, yeah, but thank you. >> you're gonna have to be ridiculous, paul, and say things about meat and water. >> dehydrate . >> dehydrate. >> dehydrate. >> i say things like, yeah, paul cox well, course, cox believes. well, of course, this this is inevitable, isn't it? should say is you it? what we should say is you make a good point because on board , believe, indians board was, i believe, 22 indians and bangladeshi chap, um, and one bangladeshi chap, um, all, unharmed , which is all, uh, unharmed, which is great, but, you know, rebels are going to rebel, aren't they? yeah. this is what's happening here. what we expect? really here. what did we expect? really i mean, we attack them and they were go, don't were just going to go, oh, don't worry it. oh, we're really worry about it. oh, we're really sorry. of this is going sorry. of course this is going to going an

to this is going to be an escalation. now quite interestingly escalation. now quite intererthis ly escalation. now quite intererthis and lewis taught me about this and lewis taught me something because were something because we were referred this referred to on fire. this unbelievable tonight because i always houthis and always refer to the houthis and he said, well, they're just yemenis, they're houses yemenis, really. they're houses are just the yemenis. they're just of the that's the just all part of the that's the name of the yemeni regime . name of the yemeni regime. >> i'll tell you what, they're the enemy right now. >> the enemy, anyone? >> the enemy, anyone? >> on? brilliant >> is this even on? brilliant stuff? a couple of things annoy me it's me about this. one is that it's iran behind everything, iran again. behind everything, always behind everything. just kind of behind. but they won't do outrageous stuff. well, do the outrageous stuff. well, they us thing, but in they did do the us thing, but in general hide general they just hide him behind hamas and all these people. they're louis people. they're like louis schaefer's joke writer. they just don't want be out in just don't want to be out in front saying these things. um, but thing annoyed front saying these things. um, but is thing annoyed front saying these things. um, but is our hing annoyed front saying these things. um, but is our navy annoyed front saying these things. um, but is our navy usednnoyed front saying these things. um, but is our navy used to )yed me is that our navy used to famously the waves, paul. famously rule the waves, paul. but now can't even get but now we can't even get a surface surface missile surface to surface missile going. to send out the going. we have to send out the raf to do should be the raf to do what should be the navy's raf to do what should be the na\yeah, and got lasers raf to do what should be the na\�*stuff,and got lasers raf to do what should be the na\�*stuff,and we, got lasers raf to do what should be the na\�*stuff,and we, you>t lasers raf to do what should be the na\�*stuff,and we, you know, rs and stuff, but we, you know, it's good stories and we've it's all good stories and we've tested in tested it somewhere in salisbury. but we i mean, i'm not sure not quite sure what not sure i'm not quite sure what we're supposed to do because we're supposed to do now because like say, the iran is like we're supposed to do now because like puppeteerhe iran is like we're supposed to do now because like puppeteer and an is like we're supposed to do now because like puppeteer and it'ss like we're supposed to do now because

like puppeteer and it'ss likpunch the puppeteer and it's got punch and judy all domestic and judy doing all the domestic abuse sausages . abuse and arguing over sausages. i where this analogy i don't know where this analogy is but, but is going and but, but but ultimately is puppeteer ultimately it is the puppeteer is that sits behind all this. >> oh , sorry. >> oh, sorry. >> oh, sorry. >> we've got to go. unless you've got it. didn't feel like it be a brief point. it was gonna be a brief point. so just felt so it just felt long. >> no, it's it's not true. >> no, it's not it's not true. it's blaming. like. it's like blaming. it's like. it's like blaming. it's like. it's moriarty sherlock it's like blaming. it's like. it's he'snrty sherlock it's like blaming. it's like. it's he's he's sherlock it's like blaming. it's like. it's he's he's behind»ck holmes. he's he's behind everything. fact is that everything. the fact is, is that countries are going to country, country, country. >> the guardian and it sounds like keir starmer is already choosing wallpaper for choosing the wallpaper for number that has gone number 10, though that has gone wrong before. paul. number 10, though that has gone wroyeah,fore. paul. number 10, though that has gone wroyeah, you paul. number 10, though that has gone wroyeah, you would think so. >> yeah, you would think so. this is in the guardian, of course. and uh, you have to bear that by way, we that in mind. by the way, if we win, we have to be ready. labour player prepares for the first 100 days as tories slide into chaos. now, of course , the 100 chaos. now, of course, the 100 day plan originated with franklin it's all franklin roosevelt. it's all about. franklin roosevelt. it's all about . that. uh, i know this about. that. uh, i know this because i used to have a real job, and you'd be asked if you were if you were managing something. what is your 100 day plan? is what are plan? and the idea is what are you deliver that you going to deliver in that first 100 it's going to

first 100 days? it's going to make a difference. in roosevelt's was about roosevelt's case, it was about delivering a bunch of legislation through senate legislation through the senate and this and which he achieved. this was all louis i'm starting all in 1933. louis i'm starting to sound you but of to sound like you now, but of course, happening, what's course, what's happening, what's going i guarantee course, what's happening, what's goingwhoever i guarantee course, what's happening, what's goingwhoever comesiuarantee course, what's happening, what's goingwhoever comes in rantee course, what's happening, what's goingwhoever comes in rantelet's with whoever comes in and let's let's it's starmer. by let's say it's starmer. and by the here it says in a the way, in here it says in a week and in the week, unruly former conservative minister was slapped for down suggesting yet another change of leader. the opposition was readying itself a government under starmer's rigid control . now, i don't care how control. now, i don't care how rigid starmer is. i don't think in that first hundred days he's going to be able to achieve a tremendous amount. other than pointing out that he's inherited a uh, maybe, maybe , maybe a mess. uh, maybe, maybe, maybe we'll all have to identify as transgender. but other than that, see there being any. >> i don't understand why can't he something? nick paul. he achieve something? nick paul. because he's going to have he's going to have a huge a huge majority in the thing. he's going to have all of his team, even if he doesn't get all the ducks row, they're still ducks in a row, they're still going to be quacking. starmer's to going to pluck the to he's going to pluck the chickens. the end

chickens. and it's not the end of yet. of the day yet. >> is it is chaos in the >> well it is it is chaos in the tories nick can benefit from that. and did you this joke that. and did you see this joke about clarke that he's about simon clarke that he's a he's six seven. they he's six foot seven. so they said sunak has survived the knife the night. that's said sunak has survived the knife clever. night. that's said sunak has survived the knife clever. that'sght. that's said sunak has survived the knife clever. that's fairlyhat's pretty clever. that's fairly clever but yeah, i mean clever stuff. but yeah, i mean they're chaos. and yeah, they're in chaos. and yeah, starmer has to get it ready for they have have all their they have to have all their bills ready. they've been panicking. get panicking. they've got to get everything it'd panicking. they've got to get evefunnyg it'd panicking. they've got to get evefunny if it'd panicking. they've got to get evefunny if they it'd panicking. they've got to get evefunny if they lost it'd panicking. they've got to get evefunny if they lost after it'd panicking. they've got to get evefunny if they lost after all! be funny if they lost after all that wouldn't it. >> well it's not unheard of. i think it was wasn't it, think it was 1993, wasn't it, with, neil kinnock. >> oh yeah. because he slipped on the beach. was that one. on the beach. was that that one. yeah, so. yeah, i think so. >> oh went i should imagine >> oh we went i should imagine that, uh, rigid starmer will uh, not any the not be taking any walks on the beach the but do beach with the missus, but do you how long do you think you think how long do you think labour be in for? labour are going to be in for? >> some people are >> because some people are saying, going just saying, oh, it's going to just be 8 to years of just be 8 to 10 years of just absolute do you think my absolute misery? do you think my hope the hope is that they make the country so that they get hope is that they make the couofy so that they get hope is that they make the cou of them that they get hope is that they make the couof them beforet they get hope is that they make the couof them before them? get rid of them before them? >> think we all agree, >> well, i think we all agree, no what our persuasion no matter what our persuasion is, that there needs be is, that there needs to be a change. of all, change change. so first of all, change is be good in some way. is going to be good in some way. hopefully it can reset. my fear,

however, is there little however, is there is very little difference between starmer sunak. >> p e“- p— p to be bad, paul. >> it's going to be bad, paul. it's bad change. it's going to be a bad change. it's going to be a bad change. it's to be, you know, it's going to be, you know, then we get we get. wokester if we get who we get. wokester if you a you theory you have a you have a theory don't you, farage and don't you, about farage and reform. i want well reform. well yeah i want well i think farage comes in in 2029 either with the tories or reform, not it reform, but i'm not sure it could of labour could just be a decade of labour misery. course we're totally misery. of course we're totally impartial, the impartial, but let's do the mail. rishi sunak is being mail. and rishi sunak is being urged to drop the smoking ban policy. but what about his legacy? policy. but what about his leg so ? policy. but what about his leg so yeah, tory mps urge prime >> so yeah, tory mps urge prime minister drop the smoking >> so yeah, tory mps urge prime minizinsteadirop the smoking >> so yeah, tory mps urge prime minizinstead raising smoking >> so yeah, tory mps urge prime minizinstead raising the )king >> so yeah, tory mps urge prime minizinstead raising the legal ban, instead raising the legal age course, just age to 21. and of course, just to recap, basically it means that anyone born in 2009 are beyond legally beyond will never legally be able so . this able to buy cigarettes. so. this policy, as far as i'm concerned, is ridiculous. it's ridiculous because it's unworkable. i mean, the idea that some point in the idea that at some point in the idea that at some point in the future, 53 old the future, uh, a 53 year old will have to ask a 54 year old if they can nip into the shop and cigarettes. it's and buy them cigarettes. it's great for but great fodder for us, but it's absolutely ridiculous because there's be illegal there's just going to be illegal markets and it's not going to be a problem. one of the other reasons is this whole was reasons is this whole policy was born a model of

born out of a model of legislation in new zealand under older jacinda , uh, trust us, we older jacinda, uh, trust us, we are the source of the truth, ardern and i just can't see what what was most remarkable about this if jeremy corbyn had come up with this idea, you're a thoroughly believed it, you'd have said , of course this is have said, of course this is a corbyn idea. it's idealistic. it's something authoritarian, authoritarian . it's something authoritarian. it's something a teenager might come up with if they are angry with their parents. but it's not the sort of thing that should be coming out of any conservative party, except they'd want to smoke the teenagen >> but yes, it's absurd because tories, conservatives are synonymous personal synonymous with personal responsibility . this mp, synonymous with personal responsibility. this mp, giles watling , who's a more watling, who's a more libertarian, has out libertarian, has come out criticised it. apparently he's backed by truss. they've got about 18 different parties. the conservatives. it such a conservatives. it was such a strange thing other strange thing that other conference, when immigration was a massive cost a massive issue and cost of living things, a massive issue and cost of livingwent things, a massive issue and cost of livingwent with things, a massive issue and cost of livingwent with a—levelsgs, a massive issue and cost of livingwent with a—levels and they went with a—levels and smoking completely smoking banned, completely insane sunak, for all insane shows that sunak, for all his he may have, his many positives he may have, like being a hard worker and smart. he's politically inept. that accusation

lewis. >> um, it's just like what's going on with the war is that they've got a million different enemies and there's the most important enemies that completely dropping ball. completely dropping the ball. i am against the cigarette ban. not because cigarettes good not because cigarettes are good for probably for you. it probably probably aren't . but anything that's aren't. but anything but that's only. only is you only. the only thing is you agree with. >> that's the only mainstream opinion. out . >> yeah. jury's out. >> yeah. jury's out. >> can't be can't be sure. >> i can't be can't be sure. it's much of a killer it's a it's as much of a killer as they say it. my father used to work for a cigarette. >> noah lewis, need all the >> noah lewis, you need all the relief can get you're relief you can get when you're on do you know on this flat earth. do you know what mean? what i mean? >> you all this. something >> you need all this. something to you down. anyway, the to calm you down. anyway, the point. people point. the point is, people haven't anywhere. haven't mentioned anywhere. tax revenues. money revenues. the amount of money they selling cigarettes, they make by selling cigarettes, it's going to be hard to find. >> point. right, let's >> good point. all right, let's do independent. and just do the independent. and just when thought had when i thought this country had lost fighting spirit, one of lost its fighting spirit, one of our returns. our finest traditions returns. of i'm about of course, i'm talking about football lewis. of course, i'm talking about football exactly lewis. of course, i'm talking about football exactly what lewis. of course, i'm talking about football exactly what we nis. of course, i'm talking about football exactly what we do. and >> yes. exactly what we do. and when i read this thing, i was like, so happy, because that's what west team versus what west brom, my team versus the wolves, my team and an fa

cup. but they could be my team. if sam allardyce is coaching, i love him anyway. >> what is your actual team? crystal palace, new york mets it's crystal palace i'm a no i could support any team depending on who they're fighting against. >> if they're fighting against fighting against rich understanding of the game. fighting against rich uncyeah.1ding of the game. fighting against rich uncyeah. more.>f the game. fighting against rich uncyeah. more. oh1e game. fighting against rich uncyeah. more. oh youame. fighting against rich uncyeah. more. oh you mean >> yeah. more. oh you mean fighting on the on the terraces on the. >> yeah, whatever. the pitch. >> yeah, whatever. on the pitch. who enemy right. the who the enemy is, right. the enemy and that's what this enemy is. and that's what this is they suspended is all about. they suspended a football after football match, uh, after violent between fans. it violent clashes between fans. it was which is was the first derby which is when two local teams. because these guys are local teams, were fighting each other and what they and they actually they were, and they actually knew there was going to be problems they had problems because they had a 1240, 1145 start. they started in the morning to prevent people from drinking . right. and they from drinking. right. and they knew there was going to be a problem historically, problem because historically, west brom has always supported ukraine, while the wolves have been pro—moscow . been pro—moscow. >> very pro—putin. yeah, that was a big problem. >> famously, no, it's actually steve believe it or not. steve bull, believe it or not. it really kicked off the steve

bull was a west brom player, bull was was a west brom player, most he was wolves most famously he was wolves striker. but got sold to striker. yes. but he got sold to wolves some time in wolves i believe in some time in the 90s. >> he sold to west brom. no, >> he got sold to west brom. no, he was a wolves player ages. >> he got sold to west brom. no, he wthinkiiolves player ages. >> he got sold to west brom. no, he wthink steve player ages. >> he got sold to west brom. no, he wthink steve ball's' ages. >> he got sold to west brom. no, he wthink steve ball's in ages. >> he got sold to west brom. no, he wthink steve ball's in the es. >> i think steve ball's in the mix there somewhere. i think at some he was at west brom some point he was at west brom and sold he's and got sold okay. he's obviously famously champion. obviously famously a champion. >> a moment obviously famously a champion. >> someone's a moment obviously famously a champion. >> someone's heada moment obviously famously a champion. >> someone's head was»ment obviously famously a champion. >> someone's head was covered obviously famously a champion. >> blood meone's head was covered obviously famously a champion. >> blood and ne's head was covered obviously famously a champion. >> blood and the head was covered obviously famously a champion. >> blood and the fans! was covered in blood and the fans chanted let him die. is that going too far? too far in this, >> it is going too far in this, in context. of course, in this context. and of course, you don't condone you know i don't condone football violence. we're football violence. we're football um we know football fans. um and we know who actually nick who we actually support. nick and who their manager might be and who their manager might be and live what and where they live and what they do. um, but this is this for me is it is an insight. it's probably good that we're able to have a bit of a tear up. still because all we've seen this week under the scaremongering about conscription that we're just, conscription is that we're just, you know, lily livered snowflakes across the country. of course, it doesn't bother anyone in this room because we can't be conscripted. but yes, and just quickly. can't be conscripted. but yes, ancso st quickly. can't be conscripted. but yes, anc so st q don't . can't be conscripted. but yes, ancso st qdon't get the tweets or >> so we don't get the tweets or ex posts. obviously there have been incidents, been serious football incidents, but it is

but there's also some of it is just banter. this one's. i'm not sure where this one falls, but thatis sure where this one falls, but that is for part two. but that is it for part two. but coming eco morons attack the coming up, eco morons attack the mona trump been

debate, here's what else is coming up today for the great british debate this hour. i'm asking, does britain need to prioritise ? prioritise? >> i'm going to. i'm going to welcome back the headliners. >> let's get straight into it. with the mail and eco protesters have thrown soup at the mona lisa. everyone's a critic, paul. >> no, just eco morons. >> not no, just eco morons. these are the words of the daily mail eco morons . mail and eco morons. >> eco morons. >> eco morons. >> i mean, they're also. my words actually have today thrown soup over the mona lisa in the louvre the latest louvre in paris. uh, the latest info creating climate star stunts. now, of course, this is part of the a20. >> no, don't mention their name. >> no, don't mention their name. >> no. you're telling me i know you said i couldn't, but i'm not saying you couldn't. >> but i don't think you should. >> but i don't think you should. >> well, i think it's interesting for our listeners. there out there there are people out there anyway. a—22. the a—22 . anyway. a—22. the a—22. recording this. no, no, no, that's something else we're

doing. a—22 network movement. so this collection of group. this is a collection of group. uh a collection uh, nerdy uh a collection of, uh, nerdy walls across the world. 12, 12 countries, our very countries, including our very own just stop oil in the uk. countries, including our very own just stop oil in the uk . and own just stop oil in the uk. and of course, these people are idiots . they're doing idiotic idiots. they're doing idiotic things, and they've been misguided by a lot of a lot of mistruths and, um, whatever way you want to, uh , this is them. you want to, uh, this is them. >> so i don't think. >> so i don't think. >> i do not think. >> so i don't think. >> i do not think . i'm sorry, >> i do not think. i'm sorry, i've noticed. i don't think sorry, i don't think i don't think we should be putting this on the air for these people. i think these people. death penalty people. this penalty for these people. this is painting. it's is $1 billion painting. it's a it's the highest form of western art, whether you like it or not. if it was an image of some great, um, religious figure, you'd also say no. that we should not give these people any bit of oxygen. oxygen? yes. or strong views from lucifer. >> i feel as if. is that the moment, i have to say, passionate views there. some will disagree. uh, what do i say to that when he says death penalty do have to

penalty for this? do i have to go? strong views. other people may have other views. what do i have to there? have to say there? >> i mean, say most people >> i mean, they say most people are against the death penalty. well, certain well, i'm i'm for certain things, necessarily for things, not necessarily for this, murder . this, for child murder. >> they should not for throwing soup. >> so strongly that nobody because sooner or later they're going to the glass and the going to break the glass and the painting going be ruined. painting is going to be ruined. >> did mention name, by >> did we mention the name, by the repost yes. the way? repost yes. >> because no repost >> don't, because no repost elementary or whatever, but that actually means food response in english, sounds like meals english, which sounds like meals on something. english, which sounds like meals on just something. english, which sounds like meals on just not)mething. english, which sounds like meals on just not asething. english, which sounds like meals on just not as coolg. >> it's just not as cool sounding. >> i mean, at at the centre of, um , lewis's lunacy is actually um, lewis's lunacy is actually a really good point, and that's that we do give too much oxygen to the fire that is these extreme artists. now, if we didn't and if we didn't report on it, what would be interesting would be to see what would happen. their stance would just get wilder and wilder and wilder and until they chuck and wilder until they chuck themselves off the eiffel tower and he'd get his wish. >> anyway, we should do the equivalent x, equivalent of muting them on x, their he's like, i'm their shouting. he's like, i'm not even seeing it, know

not even seeing it, you know what i mean? that's good what i mean? that's quite a good policy or because we know there's to no there's going to be no punishment for people. punishment for these people. >> hate to say it, >> i mean, you hate to say it, they they mean, well, probably they're lovely people. i know tons of clinical absolute balance , but but at the end, you balance, but but at the end, you know , you you it's hard for you know, you you it's hard for you to stop what your body said to be fair. >> so we can move on. let's do the guardian and young people are jobs are having to refuse jobs because can't afford because they can't afford clothes and transport. it's never lewis. never stopped. lewis. >> you know what? >> yeah, well, you know what? i'm a i'm going to come across as a nasty this is the nasty person because this is the guardian. yeah, yeah, i'm going nasty person because this is the gu.becauseeah, yeah, i'm going nasty person because this is the gu.because thisyeah, i'm going nasty person because this is the gu.because this isah, i'm going nasty person because this is the gu.because this is the 'm going nasty person because this is the gu.because this is the prince's| to. because this is the prince's trust death trust penalty. yeah. the death penalty young people. send penalty for young people. send them john dunne culture. send them john dunne culture. send them to war. send mike. i got young kids too, and i young young kids too, and i was young once, and know hard it is once, and i know how hard it is to your first job, but it's to get your first job, but it's never be easy. not never going to be easy. it's not supposed and this is supposed to be easy. and this is one plea to for the one big plea to for the government young kids government to give young kids money a job. and the money to go get a job. and the truth is, it's less incentive for getting a job. it's just more wasted money. um, it's like they and they did a survey for

prince's trust where prince charles, he was on a founded it. right. and he's the team world's favourite royal. >> so what is the story. so they. yes, they basically they they. yes, they basically they they have to finishing their education early which is probably good. they're being bullied for not having the right clothes of living clothes basically cost of living . they can't afford the auxiliary things you need for a job, but that's sorry. >> i'm sorry. it just says i was going to say poor. >> but lewis if he. no. go on paul >> but lewis if he. no. go on paul. i mean, let's let's let's take this, um, story in the guardian on face value. >> this >> right. let's say this is happening no evidence happening and i've no evidence to say it's not. i mean, it's an embarrassment for an a fifth biggest in the world to biggest economy in the world to have a situation where there are new starters in the working working world, can't afford to a get their b dressed correctly to be there , um, or afford the be there, um, or afford the education to get to the level they need to be educated for the jobs they want. so at the crux of this is probably serious of this is probably a serious point somewhere, of course, because it's the guardian , because it's the guardian, they're leaning on the emotional

aspect it. so we're not aspect of it. so we're not really getting the true story . really getting the true story. we're getting a sob story because that's only thing because that's the only thing that readers enjoy. that guardian readers enjoy. >> and but the >> right? right. and but the numbers surprisingly, i know numbers are surprisingly, i know it's hard to be a kid. it's hard to look for a job and to do all this stuff. but the numbers are surprisingly like one in 1 surprisingly low, like one in 1 in 10 at the turn down a job because costs of getting because of costs of getting there. , stuff there. you know, stuff like that. they bit too that. maybe they live a bit too fast. they'll find someplace closer. yeah you're it closer. yeah you're right, it sounds of a non—story sounds like a bit of a non—story to me. >> it sounds. m to me. >> it sounds. do the daily >> it sounds. let's do the daily star and the army are in trouble for recruitment ad on for basing a recruitment ad on the fortnite. popular the video game fortnite. popular with people. with young people. could children defeating children be the key to defeating russia? paul i doubt it. >> let's let's explore the story . bizarre army recruitment drive on after being on fortnite binned after being branded sick and disturbing . so branded sick and disturbing. so just to recap here, what's happenedis just to recap here, what's happened is the british army, our very own has , uh, our very own army has, uh, teamed up with a computer game, fortnite. in this case, uh, to try and attract young recruits. and of course, that's where all the young people are. so why

wouldn't they? and in many ways, this is a genius idea. wouldn't they? and in many ways, this is a genius idea . i don't this is a genius idea. i don't know what the strap line was, but it could have been something like you like killing people online. well, boy, we online. well, boy, have we got the job you. it was you the job for you. it was you belong here. >> belong the army. wei rd ly. weirdly. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> me or that was advert. >> me or that was the advert. and actually, morale aside, it was quite well done. i was actually quite well done. i watched thought, yeah, you watched it, i thought, yeah, you might with this. might join up with this. they need no need to do something because no one's join. one's going to join. >> most most war now is >> and most and most war now is with drones. and from a distance and are perfect and so these kids are perfect and so these kids are perfect and like, it's like they're and it's like, it's like they're embarrassed for or they're being made embarrassed made to feel embarrassed for promoting need an promoting the army. we need an army that said, i've just i've just wrote an article on this on my substack. >> it's completely against all this , you know, the this, you know, the conscription, because they want to conscript us into the neoliberal globalist project which or which no one wants to join or care the care about. yeah, the conservative patriot people have been years by been alienated over years by basically told they're basically being told they're scum. the left, scum. the other side, the left, already hate the country. and already hate the country. so and in position where no one wants in a position where no one wants to the and why would to join the army. and why would they? they got desperate. they? so now they got desperate. they're sticking it in video

games. >> yeah, because because >> yeah, yeah, because because as they they're as you say, they they're basically people to fight basically asking people to fight for team world. they don't want to fight. the people who fight don't want to fight for team world and number two, we got enemies right here that need to die to point. >> there's also in terms of slightly boringly, there's also a terms of service thing where this might be against this might be fortnite's own be against fortnite's own rules. so off the army. be against fortnite's own rules. so i'd off the army. be against fortnite's own rules. so i'd imagine. off the army. be against fortnite's own rules. so i'd imagine. i'dff the army. be against fortnite's own rules. so i'd imagine. i'd imagineny. be against fortnite's own rules. so i'd imagine. i'd imagine it's >> i'd imagine. i'd imagine it's notideal >> i'd imagine. i'd imagine it's not ideal that mean, my not ideal that i mean, my daughter at 14 years old plays fortnite. and the idea that, i mean, the idea that she's going to be solution to our to be the solution to our problems is quite hilarious. >> are you badmouthing your own? no. i'm saying we're no. well, i'm saying is if we're relying on our future, my daughter fighting for us, then i suggest happen suggest that it ought to happen in afternoon. suggest that it ought to happen in because |oon. not to be >> because she's not going to be ready the morning. ready in the morning. >> lewis's example never badmouth so badmouth your own children. so i think on. think we've got to move on. yeah, we should do. we should move let's do move on. yeah. okay. let's do the seems there the mail. and it seems there might have been a conflict of interest the recent $83 interest in the recent $83 million case against trump. i'm starting they're just starting to think they're just out this guy yeah,

out to get this guy lewis. yeah, well, million. well, it's 83 million. >> like lot of >> it sounds like a lot of money, but to the layman . but money, but to the layman. but it's only 83. and supposedly trump comes out fighting . uh, trump comes out fighting. uh, donald's lawyers reveal how they plan to challenge this outrageous jury verdict. the truth is, of course, he's going to come out fighting. what is he supposed to like, hold up his hands it's just 83 hands and say, oh, it's just 83 million. check million. i'll write the check to the lady. going fight the lady. he's going to fight it. and the truth is, it is such an it is basically amazing. it's making people, or at least making people, or at least making me like donald trump even more . i liked him, making me like donald trump even more. i liked him, i'm making me like donald trump even more . i liked him, i'm growing more. i liked him, i'm growing to like the guy because he's a victim. he's not the man. and this is the there's a huge number of people in america who won't support the man and the man in big, you know, capital, huge thing . huge. he's a huge huge thing. huge. he's a huge man. it's true. >> every time they persecute him, his numbers go up. every time court case, time there's a new court case, his go up, his approval his numbers go up, his approval rating that's rating and all that. that's true. i mean, the very true. right i mean, the very questionable thing here was that they're that judge questionable thing here was that they'rkaplan, that judge questionable thing here was that they'rkaplan, carrollsudge questionable thing here was that they'rkaplan, carrolls lawyer, louis kaplan, carrolls lawyer,

roberta kaplan, who are not related, together related, weirdly worked together in early with the judge in the early 90s, with the judge serving it's serving as her mentor. so it's a massive conflict of interest, right? that is the claim. that's the accusation. you the accusation. yeah. do you know actually found know what? i've actually found a weird as well that in weird irony here as well that in the defence of that, in a statement to the post is probably the washington post. is it has denied it roberta kaplan has denied there's of interest there's any conflict of interest and said that the two barely knew other. they overlapped knew each other. they overlapped for than two years in the for less than two years in the early 90s a large law firm. early 90s at a large law firm. now, the problem that is early 90s at a large law firm. novcase problem that is early 90s at a large law firm. novcase problagainst that is early 90s at a large law firm. novcase problagainst trump; early 90s at a large law firm. novcase problagainst trump as the case itself against trump as he allegedly assaulted this woman early i'm woman in the early 90s. i'm like, which is it? can we like, so, which is it? can we rely the early 90s accounts rely on the early 90s accounts or not? i've just i've just destroyed case. destroyed their whole case. >> the same time, >> but but at the same time, i'm, know, a legal i'm, you know, it's a legal business, is a small business, and each other. and people know each other. you take what in take a look at what happened in this country with with johnny depp news world and how depp versus news world and how that was totally enmeshed with weirdnesses. >> you said it at the same time as if you would contradict me and actually agreed with me. >> paul, i agree with you. >> paul, i agree with you. >> i mean, it's i hate to say this it's a it's a this this because it's a it's a this wasn't criminal case, but it's

wasn't a criminal case, but it's a serious crime, sexual a very serious crime, sexual assault. believe assault. but i, i don't believe anything associated with anything that's associated with trump or against anymore. i trump pro or against anymore. i don't believe for a minute that this, would stand up this, this really would stand up to scrutiny in a criminal court. i don't believe that it's worth £83 million. um, but i hate to say that because i'd like to. there are some very serious cases out there where people aren't believed and they should be believed. think it be believed. so i think it throws a of things under the throws a lot of things under the bus. course. they're all bus. of course. um, they're all out to get donald trump and do you know what? and it is very, very clear anyone who denies it is you. they just is gaslighting you. they just don't want donald trump to get back in to the white house and unfortunately, are so unfortunately, they are so stupid that all they are doing is bolstering his campaign. >> and can i make one point? i know we're going to move on, but keep in mind that what's the backdrop in backdrop of this is civil war in america. the texans are taking control borders and control of their borders and there's be civil war in there's going to be civil war in america. >> great point. let's quickly squeeze the times and squeeze in this in the times and schools their schools are improving their grades by brutally dumping the weaker hey it's he weaker pupils. hey it's how he built empire. yeah i mean,

built the empire. yeah i mean, it's a good technique . it's quite a good technique. >> state schools are dumping >> uh, state schools are dumping weak students. likely to do badly in gcses by off rolling them now off rolling is just another terme for excluding or permanently suspending, which is essentially the same thing. and this comes amid statistics that bear this out in the sense that in 2122, over 6000, 6500 pupils were permanently excluded from schools . but if you lift the lid schools. but if you lift the lid slightly, you see that it's largely for being disruptive in class. now i when we were all young, being excluded from school was a very serious crime. if it had been disrupted in class then every comedian that's now working now would have been excluded. >> it's almost impossible to get excluded. when we were young, i tried, uh, lewis in 30s anything on this central ization tried, uh, lewis in 30s anything on this centralization is this is happens when the is what happens when the government giving these government is giving out these gcses these tables and gcses and these tables and watching let let watching everybody let let let schools be independent.

>> this is. and this is nothing new. was my when kids new. this was my when my kids were young . there was this were young. there was this problem as well. that's what schools do okay. >> so yeah perverse incentives of overregulation ofsted go back to a kind of loosey goosey , kind to a kind of loosey goosey, kind of just loosey goosey. >> let the let i went to school with her. >> yeah. let the internet you could you could have a you're going a website. how's going to have a website. how's my school doing ? my school doing? >> and loosey goosey was excluded, way . but that excluded, by the way. but that is it for part three. but coming up final section, the up in the final section, the four year old still wearing a ”appy four year old still wearing a nappy dead nappy and uri geller sees dead aliens. tell andrew aliens. you can tell andrew doyle

>> welcome back. >> welcome back. >> the headliners. let's get into it with the mirror and a four year old who is still wearing a nappy. there's been a rash of stories like this lately, louis, a rash, a rash. i'm so sorry. i apologise. my family. >> i actually i like this story because i just because i'm wearing. i just started to wear nappy . started to wear a nappy. >> i like demonstrating it. >> i like demonstrating it. >> before the show, the people in america diaper, diaper mom fiercely defends decision to keep it for years. did you read that? did you read this? did you read headline? no. you can read the headline? no. you can read the headline? no. you can read uh. fiercely read it. uh. mum fiercely defends keep her defends decision to keep her four daughter in four year old daughter in nappies. a mean it is nappies. this is a i mean it is a story because it's real a real story because it's a real problem there. but it makes problem out there. but it makes it seem like this some crazy it seem like this is some crazy one woman. there's so many people out there wearing this, these nappies , and you these nappy nappies, and you don't know who you could be wearing. >> e wearing. >> say you're wearing

>> i should say you're wearing one now, paul. could be one right now, paul. could be anyone street could be anyone in the street could be wearing one. >> year olds >> but these five year olds who've six year olds who've never six year olds who've never six year olds who've taught to wear who've never been taught to wear napkins. the napkins. and the truth is, the truth even truth is this is even a non—story because don't know non—story because we don't know the this person where the name of this person where they live. was instagram they live. it was an instagram story ago. was it? story four years ago. was it? >> oh, that is ridiculous. it was ridiculous. >> but the about is >> but the point about it is, is that this is a bad that is that this is a bad mother. okay and i know it's a bad mother because i potty trained, put my kids in, uh, trained, i put my kids in, uh, to use the bowl at three months old and it can be done on a number one expert in in infant potty training this country. >> louis schaefer, number one expert, louis schaefer, the number one expert. >> the truth is, if you're if you are still potty training your child, if you just start at eight public service putting tuning in there so ridiculous let you that was so ridiculous. >> but if you are, if you are still potty trained, that was like, okay, you're talking. >> i'm troy mcclure.

>> i'm troy mcclure. >> less helping the people recognise me from such things. >> you can party, train a two month old baby . okay. month old baby. okay. >> can't say i'm with you, louis. i never thought i'd say it. you know what really bothers me about this? it's the myth. it's the rousseauian of the it's the rousseauian myth of the noble what noble savage. that's what bothers because bothers me, paul, because she says oh, look. she's says here. oh, look. she's different. she's funny, she's fierce. is fierce. well, the smell is probably knows what probably fierce. she knows what she and she doesn't. she wants and what she doesn't. yeah, a nappy yeah, what she wants as a nappy and what she doesn't want is to be accepted human society. be accepted in human society. i mean, you're wearing mean, like you're wearing a ”appy mean, like you're wearing a nappy at four and. oh, it's cool . she wants. nappy at four and. oh, it's cool . that's she wants. nappy at four and. oh, it's cool . that's that's,�* wants. nappy at four and. oh, it's cool . that's that's, that's;. no. that's your that's, that's you've a tough that's you've got a tough luck that's like not but like abusive. it's not abuse but you know i mean. you've got you know what i mean. you've got to in the arctic. to socialise in the arctic. >> is said that >> and the thing is said that the the girl refused to sit the that the girl refused to sit up at six months old, right. she refused like she used to sit up. >> yeah. make it sit up. yeah. make it. do anything make it. do you have anything like quickly. i've been make it. do you have anything like to quickly. i've been make it. do you have anything like to mejickly. i've been make it. do you have anything like to me what. i've been make it. do you have anything like to me what ii've been make it. do you have anything like to me what i wanteen make it. do you have anything like to me what i want is1 make it. do you have anything like to me what i want is this told to me what i want is this clip just put on mumsnet. clip just to and put on mumsnet. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> am i right thinking this >> am i right in thinking this was the line. yeah. was over the line. yeah, yeah. the let's do one the express. let's do this one with a about why you with a story about why you should in farts.

should never hold in your farts. i'm so glad i got my master's degree this show. yeah, exactly. >> p- p— >> yeah. um a doctor has revealed doctor has revealed revealed a doctor has revealed that the distress reason why you should never hold in your farts . should never hold in your farts. i mean, it does start by saying the gastro intestine intestinal system starts at the lips and ends at the bottom, which , ends at the bottom, which, strangely, is my bedroom technique . um, but it also . the technique. um, but it also. the show goes out at 5:00, 5 am. >> paul. >> paul. >> sorry. i'm so sorry. >>— >> sorry. i'm so sorry. >> think of the children wearing nappies till four. think of them. but >> there is a good reason. >> okay, there is a good reason. there's science behind this. when don't rid some there's science behind this. when gas,on't rid some there's science behind this. when gas, it 't rid some there's science behind this. when gas, it can rid some there's science behind this. when gas, it can beid some there's science behind this. when gas, it can be absorbed; of that gas, it can be absorbed through lining of the gut through the lining of the gut and its way into the and make its way into the bloodstream. there, bloodstream. from there, it makes way into lungs, makes its way into the lungs, and breathe it out. and then you breathe it out. this the sort this sounds like the sort of thing you told the thing you get told in the playground about playground when you're about seven. know, don't seven. like, you know, don't swallow because it swallow chewing gum because it will around your will wrap itself around your heart, know? heart, you know? >> that one's true. >> i mean, that one's true. >> i mean, that one's true. >> lewis, anything on this?

>> but, lewis, anything on this? yeah, totally. >> because because as >> yeah. because because as we know, a fact. beans. beans know, it's a fact. beans. beans good for your heart. the more you eat, the more you. vegans the most. more of a rhiannon effect. because that's what i thought. >> all all rhymes. >> all all rhymes. >> limerick. because what? what is farting? farting is indigestion. indigestion is when you're not digesting things you cannot digest . uh, fibre. you cannot digest. uh, fibre. you can't digest most plant matter. and that's what causes farting. you're right. so meat only, meat only. i have not farted in years . that is 1976. true. i'm the number one expert. >> we got as much as the nation wants to hear about your digestion, let's do the daily star and uri geller claims to have been shown alien bodies at a base. one, a nasa base. i for one, immediately this. lewis immediately believed this. lewis >> yeah, well, people don't even know geller is. they know who uri geller is. do they know who uri geller is. do they know on channel? know he's on this channel? >> he's on nana >> quite a lot. he's on the nana show quite a lot. oh, he was okay. >> well, he claims he saw alien bodies. was taken. he bodies. he was taken. he was, he was, he's an was, he was taken. he's an israeli. and he was taken by nazi von braun. israeli. and he was taken by nazthat's von braun. israeli. and he was taken by nazthat's weird,n braun.

israeli. and he was taken by nazthat's weird, isn't un. israeli. and he was taken by nazthat's weird, isn't it? that >> that's weird, isn't it? that is weird. the inventor of the >> that's weird, isn't it? that is wetell the inventor of the >> that's weird, isn't it? that is wetell you inventor of the >> that's weird, isn't it? that is wetell you who 1tor of the >> that's weird, isn't it? that is wetell you who ior of the >> that's weird, isn't it? that is wetell you who ior of toe >> that's weird, isn't it? that is wetell you who ior of to speak v—2 tell you who i want to speak to. the spoon guy. i need some help with the finer points of my rocket base. help with the finer points of my roci i'm base. help with the finer points of my rocii'm genius,ase. help with the finer points of my rocii'm genius, i'll tell you. >> i'm a genius, i'll tell you. >> i'm a genius, i'll tell you. >> i'm a genius, i'll tell you. >> i want to consult my spoonman spoon spoof! man. >> spoon man. >> the shocking >> but. and. and the shocking thing was , it's like claiming thing was, it's like claiming he's seen bodies. yeah, he he's seen alien bodies. yeah, he was with michael he's seen alien bodies. yeah, he was oh, with michael he's seen alien bodies. yeah, he was oh, nice.vith michael jackson. oh, nice. >> nice and a joke. >> nice and a joke. >> was that a joke? that was good. >> but you know what, paul? in 40s, they do these aliens 40s, they they do these aliens are you've heard it so are real. you've heard it so many times. little. many times. these little. they're always small they're always the same small bodies. lazar saw bodies. that guy bob lazar saw them . isn't it a bit them. isn't it a bit coincidental to. it's always the same the same description. yeah, but the problem undermining problem is they keep undermining the saying it's the whole thing by saying it's people like uri geller. the whole thing by saying it's peothe like uri geller. the whole thing by saying it's peothe one uri geller. the whole thing by saying it's peothe one questionr. the whole thing by saying it's peothe one question this article the whole thing by saying it's peothe ask question this article the whole thing by saying it's peothe ask islestion this article the whole thing by saying it's peothe ask is why)n this article the whole thing by saying it's peothe ask is why)n thiinviteda doesn't ask is why they invited uri geller. what you say? i mean , you've got you've got these, you've got this potentially human history changing event. yeah of small aliens somewhere . yeah of small aliens somewhere. and they think, do you know, we're going to take to see him for the first time, you know what he you take you take the story to be fair. story too far to be fair. >> far. he's a great guy, story too far to be fair. >> gal, far. he's a great guy, story too far to be fair. >> gal, falikez's a great guy, story too far to be fair. >> gal, falike him.great guy, uri gal, i like him. >> i he's a great guy. and

>> i think he's a great guy. and it's been a great show. i think that's one of the best headlines even that's one of the best headlines ever. but it's nearly over. so let's quick look at let's have another quick look at monday's so monday's front pages. so the times drone on us times has drone strike on us base fears war. base raise fears of iran war. the us the guardian has fears of us iran conflict intensify after troops killed drone attack troops killed in drone attack the sun. kyle, i'm so sorry. the daily mail strike hell on trains as chiefs cash in the express semi stirring tory plotters must stop messing around and finally, the daily star barmy, which is about the weather. those were your front pages. that is it for tonight's to paul your front pages. that is it for toni�*lewis to paul your front pages. that is it for toni�*lewis . to paul your front pages. that is it for toni�*lewis . i'm to paul your front pages. that is it for toni�*lewis . i'm back to paul your front pages. that is it for toni�*lewis . i'm back tomorrow and lewis. i'm back tomorrow with but not lewis because with paul, but not lewis because he's sacked. so we'll see you at 11 p.m. and you're watching 11 p.m. and if you're watching at stay tuned for at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. but for now, of course, it's good all course, it's good night. all good bless. good morning and god bless. >> best show a brighter outlook with sponsors of with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb views. weather on. gb views. >> hello there and greg dewhurst and welcome to your latest eb news weather. we've got rain

pushing across central areas through the next 24 hours, which could be heavy at times. the winds starting to ease a little bit. looking at the bigger picture, it's this area of low pressure which will the pressure which will bring the heavy parts wales, heavy rain to parts of wales, northern england. as we move through monday. it does northern england. as we move throu into monday. it does northern england. as we move throu into tuesday ay. it does northern england. as we move throu into tuesday for it does northern england. as we move throu into tuesday for the it does northern england. as we move throu into tuesday for the rest>es clear into tuesday for the rest of sunday. clearer skies across scotland after a windy day and exceptional temperatures record breaking. in fact , close to 20 breaking. in fact, close to 20 celsius here overnight. we can see that rain across parts of wales, northern england, setting into the south of this fairly mild 678 degrees. a touch of frost under the clear skies for scotland , where we will be scotland, where we will be greeted by some sunshine . start greeted by some sunshine. start the day but parts of wales into northern england it's going to be a grey, dull day . outbreaks be a grey, dull day. outbreaks of rain, which will only turn heavy as we move through into the afternoon . some localised the afternoon. some localised flooding . some wet flooding is possible. some wet snow over the high ground to cloudy to the south of this mild. highs of 14 celsius. sunny northern ireland and scotland here temperatures near average

for the time of year 6 or 7. monday's rain will eventually clear tuesday morning, clear through tuesday morning, but leaves a legacy of cloud across england and wales, so sunny skies for northern ireland and scotland, and the wind picking up across the north—west later on. and here temperatures near average for the time of year still fairly mild under the cloud further south, turning wet and windy in the north as we head into wednesday . head into wednesday. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers , sponsors of boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb views

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>> welcome to the program. here's what's leading the news this morning. government's this morning. the government's rwanda bill returns to the house of yet migration of lords today, yet migration shows abating, as gb shows no sign of abating, as gb news report , 350 people news can report, 350 people crossed the channel this weekend alone. olivia utley has more . alone. olivia utley has more. >> the prime minister is facing yet another showdown today as his rwanda bill continues its bumpy progress through the house of lords will this flagship policy ever make it to the statute book? >> joe biden has vowed to retaliate after three american service personnel were killed in an iran backed drone attack in jordan. it comes as donald trump warns the us is on the brink of world war iii disposable vapes. >> they're set to be banned in a new bid to protect children's health. we'll be speaking to the health secretary, victoria atkins, end of atkins, about it at the end of the hour. >> teenage boys stabbed to >> two teenage boys stabbed to death bristol over the death in bristol over the weekend. after an fa cup weekend. that's after an fa cup match was suspended over violence. have we become