his body may never be found say his body may never be found in a briefing at scotland yard this afternoon, police said their main working hypothesis this is that a zigi has gone into the river thames. the 35 year old was last seen on cctv tv leaning over the railings of chelsea bridge in london. for those watching on tv , you should those watching on tv, you should be able to see him walking across that bridge just before 11:30 pm. last wednesday evening . that was around four evening. that was around four hours after the incident in south london. we understand marine units will now be carrying out searches of the river thames to try and locate his body. police also added earlier that the victim of the attack on the 31st of january is still very ill in hospital and is currently unable to speak to officers . prince harry has officers. prince harry has criticised piers morgan's continued attacks against him after he reached a settlement for the remaining parts of his phone, hacking claim against the mirror group newspapers hours. it follows a high court ruling in december year that in december of last year that editors and executives know

editors and executives did know about extensive phone hacking between 2006 and 2011. the judge also accepted that piers morgan knew that journalists were involved in phone hacking while he was working at the daily mirror, but the former editor has criticised the prince following the settlement today, saying it for saying he was doing it for financial gain . the israeli financial gain. the israeli prime minister has announced a plan to evacuate civilians from the crowded southern gazan city of rafah and to defeat the last hamas fighters there. it comes as international pressure on israel is intensifying over its threat to launch a ground assault on that area, the us says it won't support any military action in rafah without a guarantee of protection for civilians . joe biden has also civilians. joe biden has also described israel's response to the attacks on the 7th of october, as now over the top . october, as now over the top. back here in the uk, rishi sunak has said that president putin's accusations that the west and nato are the cause of the ukraine war are clearly ridiculous. in a tv interview

this week, the russian president told tucker carlson that the invasion was necessary to prevent ukraine from posing a threat by joining nato . prevent ukraine from posing a threat by joining nato. putin also said he has no interest in expanding the war further into europe, or having any dialogue with the us president, unless he says certain demands are met as we've been hearing this evening, a convoy of tractors has brought traffic to a crawl at the port of dover as farmers hold a go slow protest, the farmers say they want better prices for their produce , less red tape and their produce, less red tape and protection against cheaper foreign imports. it's the latest sign of growing anger across europe after similar protests in spain, germany, france and in belgium in recent weeks , kent belgium in recent weeks, kent police have said they're addressing the situation together with the port of dover police . rishi sunak has today police. rishi sunak has today published his personal tax documents. it shows that he paid more than £500,000 in uk tax last year. the prime minister saw his earnings rise to £2.2

million in just over £139,000. of that total income came from his mp and prime ministerial salaries, rather than a full tax return. though downing street published a summary of his taxable income in the uk and finally the record breaking bluebird will return to the lake district to go on permanent display. that's after a long dispute over who owned it . it's dispute over who owned it. it's pilot donald campbell died in 1967 when the hydroplane flipped into the air and disintegrated as he attempted a new water speed record. campbell's family gave the vessel as a gift to the ruskin museum. however, the motorboat had been at the centre of a dispute involving an engineer who recovered the wreckage. the ruskin museum has, though , today confirmed that the though, today confirmed that the vessel will now be displayed in the museum's bluebird wing permanently . and for the latest permanently. and for the latest stories , you can sign up to gb stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen. if you're watching on tv or if you're listening on radio, you can go to slash

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tax to reward hard work. vow sunak.the tax to reward hard work. vow sunak. the daily mail has iranians recruit pilgrims to spy in britain. the telegraph leads with british firms giving up on british workers . the mirror has british workers. the mirror has king bonds with fergie over cancen king bonds with fergie over cancer. the daily express leads with boris mulling over pleas to help tories fight election, and the daily star has baldies. our number one love gods and those were your front pages . and let's were your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with saturday biz mail louis, what have they got? well good news in the mail. >> oh, uh, iranians recruit pilgrims to spy in britain. >> uk muslims told to target british jews and tehran critics when they get home to britain . when they get home to britain. >> and, uh, this is, uh , because >> and, uh, this is, uh, because the iranians are shias. >> they're asking other shias, they're shia muslims , and

they're shia muslims, and they're shia muslims, and they're sunni muslims, and they hate each other because islam is the religion of peace. >> and , uh, and there are >> and, uh, and there are 400,000 shias in the uk and some of them go to this place called karbala, which is in iraq for pilgrimage, supposedly 20 million go a year. >> and they're asking and why this is news that the iranians are spying on britain. >> but this, this is more than spying . and this is i mean, spying. and this is i mean, we've seen a huge influx of immigration from the muslim world into the uk. and this is this is some of the blowback from. >> so who are they supposed to ask to spy? of course they're going to ask their own people to spy. of course they're going to ask yeah. ask that. yeah. >> mean , see, how is >> but i mean, you see, how is that this wasn't this that news this wasn't this wasn't mean, wasn't wasn't i mean, this wasn't presented to tony blair presented to us when tony blair decided liberalise and open decided to liberalise and open the borders , he didn't say, oh, the borders, he didn't say, oh, this is going great this is going to be great because we're going to have lots of here of iranian spies in here threatening jews and threatening, uh, threat , uh, threatening, uh, threat, uh, dissident iranian dissidents. yeah. no, he didn't say it would have been fair if i'd have said

yes. your cleaner will be cheapen yes. your cleaner will be cheaper, but you be spied cheaper, but you will be spied on by hostile regimes who want to have to kill you. that would have been so they've got been fair. yeah. so they've got in islamic revolutionary in the islamic revolutionary guard being guard corps, and this is being sold positive by a sold as a positive by a whitehall who says, well, whitehall source who says, well, look, because very look, this is because it's very difficult for iranian spies to operate soil. operate on british soil. so we're doing a job of we're doing such a good job of shutting st giles' shutting down iranian st giles' we radical we have to get this radical islamic we have to get this radical islélranians , spies. i mean, >> iranians, spies. i mean, that's one positive. >> i suppose it's a tenuous positive. >> but you know what? i don't know what people are worried about because first all, on about because first of all, on the of and who about because first of all, on the they of and who about because first of all, on the they of to and who about because first of all, on the they of to kill?ind who about because first of all, on the they of to kill? it'swho are they going to kill? it's jews the jews . and jews first. screw the jews. and then israeli embassies , then then israeli embassies, then british officials. there are very few british officials and then probably christian. and you people don't think you're christian, so you think you're safe. >> but i mean, as a jew does this does this worry you? >> because we've had to live >> no, because we've had to live with for years. from what with this for years. from what i've i'm trying to i've heard is and i'm trying to remember me this, i remember who told me this, i think, that third all think, is that a third of all jews have left the jews have already left the country . wow. can spell the country. wow. they can spell the writing the wall. writing on the wall. >> so where have they gone to? israel. >> they've all over

>> they've gone all over different places where there's opportunities . probably not opportunities. probably not iran. i don't i don't have i iran. i don't i don't have the i don't have the details, but it's it worry me ? so we're so it does it worry me? so we're so past worrying . past worrying. >> you're a lot more relaxed than i thought you'd be if josh was here. this would be very was here. this would be a very different story. you're like. you're chilled it . you're quite chilled about it. >> a jew than josh >> i'm more of a jew than josh is. , as somebody is. i. you know, as somebody who's not a jew. >> does this worry you? because of course it's worrying. it worries this worries me. i categorise this under sort of shocking, but not surprising. it's like, want to surprising. it's like, i want to know. want to know how know. i want to know how much discount got their discount they've got on their council houses. you know what i mean? we're used to mean? because we're so used to this stuff now, this so this stuff now, this is so standard. just standard. yeah. you're just like, hamas in like, okay. yeah hamas live in barnet. are spying like, okay. yeah hamas live in barne'all are spying like, okay. yeah hamas live in barne'all day. are spying like, okay. yeah hamas live in barne'all day. arofpying on us all all day. yeah. of course ridiculous and course it's ridiculous and absurd, too absurd, but it's sort of too late. lewis says, it's. yeah, late. as lewis says, it's. yeah, it's late to even shocked it's too late to even be shocked by anything. well, hamas are basically of basically the militant wing of barnet council at this point. moving what moving on to the telegraph. what have cover have they got the front cover next. has next. so the telegraph has british firms giving up on british firms giving up on british outrageous so british workers. outrageous so this this was from the this is, uh, this was from the national institute of economic and social research or the niesr

, as it's sometimes known. and, uh , and basically brits , it's uh, and basically brits, it's this whole thing. brits are not working . so a growing number of working. so a growing number of firms are registered to sponsor work visas fill these 900,000 work visas to fill these 900,000 uk and more than uk vacancies and more than 9 million people of working age have dropped out of the jobs market. and so and it's gone up massively. i it's gone up massively. i know it's gone up massively. i know it's gone up massively since the pandemic. i say lockdown, they say say since lockdown, they say pandemic 5 million, more pandemic and yet 5 million, more than 5 million now on out of work benefits, up from 3.5 in 2015. and i suppose, yeah, the usual criticism is, well , you usual criticism is, well, you know, brits won't work. so you have to get immigrants fill have to get immigrants to fill it, are probably it, but these are probably recent immigrants anyway. they probably just different immigrants who also the dependents brought with dependents that are brought with the you know, the people who are, you know, working week a working three days a week in a care home, mean, this care home, visas. i mean, this is but who knows? but is my theory, but who knows? but yeah, whatever it is they're going to are being going to have to firms are being forced. won't the forced. people just won't do the jobs. maybe jobs. yeah, maybe they're rubbish to be fair. rubbish jobs though, to be fair. i you i for i mean, do you think i mean, for a we austerity and it a while we had austerity and it seemed you the seemed that, uh, you know, the authorities were being quite rigorous in screening people before, just out before, before just dishing out benefits, now it just benefits, you know, now it just

seems to just chuck the money and people. do you think we need to money at people and people. do you think we need to they money at people and people. do you think we need to they have money at people and people. do you think we need to they have to money at people and people. do you think we need to they have to go oney at people and people. do you think we need to they have to go onejand people and people. do you think we need to they have to go onejand worke so they have to go out and work for money? for the money? >> well, what is, is the >> well, what happens is, is the money gets chucked to money gets it gets chucked to the the and the people coming in and the and the people coming in and the and the get, uh , get the big businesses get, uh, get cheap is a form of cheap labour, which is a form of theft. they're basically giving theft. they're basically giving the people's money to the big businesses like like amazon to hire people at discount rates. and they're going to get some government money. um what i said yesterday brilliant , which yesterday was brilliant, which is, was the tories steal is, which was the tories steal and labour waste . waste. and labour waste. waste. >> yeah, that was good actually. >> yeah, that was good actually. >> and this is, this is first of all, it's so derogatory to british people . i've lived here british people. i've lived here 23 years. and how many times have we heard how lazy british people are? i'd like to give the finger to the to the people who say that that was actually wednesday. >> you said it unless you said it again last night. well i wouldn't you that wouldn't what pass you that thing you said. >> our show. >> you said it on our show. i know it on our but know i said it on our show, but i said i repeat it. >> that's last night, but it >> that's not last night, but it doesn't doesn't doesn't matter. it doesn't matter. wasn't a minor detail

anyway. >> i i wu- w n it last night >> i think i said it last night as imagine as well because i imagine you probably now. probably say it a lot now. >> i don't by your new >> i don't come by your new catchphrase. doesn't matter. catchphrase. it doesn't matter. moving front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. movirof front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. movirof the front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. movirof the 1, front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. movirof the 1, lewis? front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. m0'a'of the 1, lewis? front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. m0'a goode 1, lewis? front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. m0'a good news. wis? front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. m0'a good news. i'm front catchphrase. it doesn't matter. m0'a good news. i'm f|tot catchphrase. it doesn't matter. m0'a good news. i'm f|to say >> a good news. i'm going to say that's everything because it's a comedy show. we want to have a good time so. good time right? so. >> what you're doing . >> and see what you're doing. >> and see what you're doing. >> is biden. memory lapses, >> this is biden. memory lapses, opens the for to opens the door for trump to return as us president. and what's happened is , is that what's happened is, is that trump basically there was trump is basically there was a report done or not, a report by some prosecutor who declined to prosecute him for, for basically taking illegally , um, documents taking illegally, um, documents classified documents, the same thing that trump is being tried for. and they said we can't prosecute him because he's he's an idiot . he's he said, what is an idiot. he's he said, what is the word ? the word? >> he's got cognitive decline. elderly, well—meaning man with no memory, which i mean, which would be fine if he'd retired as president. but i mean, if he's not fit to stand trial, doesn't sound like he's fit to run the

biggest country or the most important country in the world for the next four years. yeah. and there's argument that, and there's this argument that, you know, guy is special you know, this guy is special counsel was a trump you know, this guy is special counsand was a trump you know, this guy is special counsand released a trump you know, this guy is special counsand released a trlasp pick. and they released this as a politics. but a bit of sort of politics. but it also clearly true. and we it is also clearly true. and we saw him saying he just was speaking who speaking to mr varne, who died in we've got in 1996. in fact, we've got a clip of him talking, uh , at the, clip of him talking, uh, at the, you know , initially the you know, initially the president of mexico, sisi , did president of mexico, sisi, did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get in. >> i talked to him. i convinced him to open the gate. my memory is not my memory is fine . my is not my memory is fine. my memory. take a look at what i've done since i've become president. none of you thought i could pass any of the things i got passed. how did that happen? you i just forgot you know, i guess i just forgot what going on, mr president. what was going on, mr president. >> that was joe biden >> so that was joe biden and confusing mexico with egypt. yeah i mean, i get them mixed up all the time, but the truth is , all the time, but the truth is, democrats don't care. >> they as long as the policies he's a figurehead, he's like the

king of england or something. no. so is no. you say no. >> yeah. it's wrong. it's wrong. because if you know it's what's happened, has a big happened, is it has been a big change media, you know, change all the media, you know, even in america, the even sky, msn in america, the guardian, they've guardian, independent, they've all covering this. biden has biden story. they're biden lost. it's story. they're not on not putting any spin on it. they're openly it. and they're openly covering it. and if press if you look at the press conference, very conference, they were very hostile that one hostile to him. there's that one guy there that's always guy in there that's always hostile, but they're all hostile. has hostile. and the mood has changed against him? >> w- e they think he >> no, because they think he can't win. that's the only reason they're against him. he's he's a figurehead. he's just a figurehead. the person it's like he's just a figurehead. the perwife it's like he's just a figurehead. the perwife running it's like he's just a figurehead. the perwife running the it's like he's just a figurehead. the perwife running the country his wife is running the country or barack obama. and the fact is, he's taking direct orders from team world in davos. >> this suggests that the dems do care though now because there's this big because they're afraid, or lose. afraid, they're afraid or lose. and ridiculous and also look ridiculous against putin recite all of putin who can recite all of russian history for half an hour off top his head. and off the top of his head. and biden say his own name. biden can't say his own name. it's ridiculous contrast. yeah it's a ridiculous contrast. yeah it's a ridiculous contrast. yeah i both parties i mean, to be fair, both parties have this issue where if have have this issue where if they else in they just had somebody else in as the figurehead, as the presidential candidate, they'd have a clean sweep if nikki

haley was the was the, uh, that's not the republican front runner. >> that's not true. >> that's not true. >> she'd be awful. 17 trump is still very trump is still absolutely on it. he's incredibly healthy. he's incredibly healthy. he's incredibly incredibly incredibly sharp, incredibly healthy. scotland healthy. and 77 only in scotland could donald trump be considered healthy. i've seen his blood tests look, nikki haley might come in as a democrat candidate. that's my big tip, because who are they? they must must are they? they must they must have candidate now. have another candidate now. right moving right they're finally moving on. biden. gone right? biden. he's gone. right? he's going go. are they going to go. but who are they going to go. but who are they going there's going to bring in? there's newsom, terrible newsom, he's got a terrible record. people record. michelle obama people talk a long shot, which talk about as a long shot, which could roger stone, she >> i mean, roger stone, she doesn't want it. >> it's i think >> and he i think it's i think it's >> and he i think it's i think wsfime >> and he i think it's i think it's time for, uh, for a woman instead well, instead of another man. well, nikki she's nikki haley is perfect. she's a democrat yeah, she's, democrat anyway. yeah, she's, you you say, you know, like you say, she could for the republicans . could win for the republicans. bnng could win for the republicans. bring democrats bring her over. the democrats could happen. bring her over. the democrats coutrump happen. bring her over. the democrats coutrump is happen. bring her over. the democrats coutrump is moreen. more >> trump is more and more beloved. thank you. even louis schaefer is beginning. are you going to vote for trump ? going to vote for trump? >> can you still vote in america? still vote. america? i can still vote. i know been kicked know you've been kicked out. can you both countries? yes you vote in both countries? yes i vote i know i can't vote in this country they don't

country because they don't want someone to someone as reasonable as me to vote, hencote trump and vote, right? hencote trump and then there you want. then stay there if you want. >> i can. you vote by >> yeah. no i can. you vote by post? i could vote by post. and who would you vote for? i'm not. i because i don't i never vote because i don't want take responsibility for want to take responsibility for what happened. >> would zombie. >> he would vote zombie. just scared it. okay, well scared to say it. okay, well that's part one. but that's it for part one. but coming we hear from an asylum coming up we hear from an asylum seeker who's decided to leave the uk and ed miliband has gone missing. hopefully for good. see

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me for a special gb news people's forum live on monday the 12th of february. i want to hear about the issues that matter to you for. your chance to be part of the audience and to be part of the audience and to put your questions to me. scan the qr code on screen or go to gb news.com. see you there . to gb news.com. see you there. >> and kicking off this section with the telegraph. finally the tories have a successful policy to reduce immigration, but it's by making this country so terrible. asylum seekers are leaving lewes. >> that's an actual good point. so this is actually it's good news. good news. the telegraph says don't come to england. there's nothing here. worms channel migrants and this guy alan eldin, he's from syria. i think i've seen that film. yeah and he's from syria. and he's 25 years old and he's not happy. he's on the beach, he's homeless and he wants to go to germany to find work. and but the truth is, he should be allowed to stay because whining, which is because he's whining, which is such a thing do. he's

such a british thing to do. he's really at home. he's not really feeling at home. he's not sitting here saying, oh, he hasn't thought, oh my i'm hasn't thought, oh my god, i'm going to say this country is great will like great and people will like me. >> the british self—deprecation. >> he's got the and mourning an entitlement. >> i wouldn't be surprised if rishi hired guy. like, rishi hired this guy. he's like, don't there's don't come to britain. there's honestly just don't even bother. it's not worth it. and by the way, starmer will be even worse. you know, just throws that in at the end because it's actually a great not coming. great advert for not coming. this policy. this this is a great policy. this this work. i he's this could work. i mean he's talking having talking about having making fires like fires on the beach. it's like mad it's a horrific mad max. it's like a horrific vision of england. he's living in upturned rowing boat. vision of england. he's living in yeah,1ed rowing boat. vision of england. he's living in yeah, it's rowing boat. vision of england. he's living in yeah, it's awing boat. vision of england. he's living in yeah, it's awing tough yeah, yeah, it's a very tough life. and he's just saying the system england system is broken. england has come that come down. isn't that just totally right? yeah, has totally right? yeah, england has come down world. it's come down in the world. it's just like before. there just it's not like before. there is so is nothing here that's so perfectly that a perfectly true. bleak that a migrant making a fire on beach migrant making a fire on a beach has perfectly condensed . what's has perfectly condensed. what's wrong with our country? >> he know what britain >> how does he know what britain was like? you know what's funny? >> films. >> he knows he's seen the films. he's books. he knows he's read the books. he knows what to this a what he used to be. this is a churchill thatcher. >> so much, much of the >> it's so much, so much of the

small, boat migration, the small, small boat migration, the illegal by illegal migration is driven by tiktok . tiktok. >> you know, people are sold this dream. they see people posting on tiktok wads posting on tiktok with the wads of these hotels that posting on tiktok with the wads of paid these hotels that posting on tiktok with the wads of paid for these hotels that posting on tiktok with the wads of paid for byiese hotels that posting on tiktok with the wads of paid for byiese taxpayer. at are paid for by the taxpayer. but everybody that. but not everybody gets that. some bibby some people get the bibby stockholm know, £12 stockholm and, you know, £12 a week need to week or whatever. we need to start videos start putting out videos of migrants like a dead migrants cooking like a dead dog on and like, this on a beach and saying like, this is reality of life in is the reality of life in britain. you think it's going to be and show like the be this. and they show like the pomp . yeah, pomp of the empire. yeah, the reality and that reality is this. and then that would very effective. would be very effective. >> to >> or you don't even have to show that you could come to my flat see who's, a flat and see me, who's, who's a migrant in my ex—council flat in peckham . yeah. migrant in my ex—council flat in pecwould yeah. migrant in my ex—council flat in pecwould you h. migrant in my ex—council flat in pecwould you live like this? >> would you live like this? >> would you live like this? >> like this? and >> would you live like this? and then girlfriend then you'd show my girlfriend doesn't toothbrush, doesn't even have a toothbrush, you even wearing you know, not even wearing pyjamas, . pyjamas, just splashing around. but it's. it's okay. but but it's. but it's okay. but it's also an interesting insight into into the life of a of a migrant because he wants to work as a plasterer. >> i mean, and it's a reminder that, you know, most migrants are who want come are just guys who want to come here make a life in here and work and make a life in some not all, you some way. they're not all, you know, attackers or , you know, acid attackers or, you know, acid attackers or, you know, don't all hate the know, they don't all hate the west. only about 50. and he he

came here to avoid conscription into the army in syria . so yeah, into the army in syria. so yeah, i mean, he's got sort of valid valid reasons. i mean, i think it's just a it's a shame that our asylum system is so broken and the whole migration system is so broken and so , so gamed is so broken and so, so gamed and misused that , um, yeah. we and misused that, um, yeah. we can't even if he has valid reason , is that doesn't mean he reason, is that doesn't mean he should be allowed to come. but but valid. lewis, they're pulling up the drawbridge after he's gotten . we've got the eye he's gotten. we've got the eye now with the with news that the home office are complaining that suella is crazy. law won't let them deport migrants. as if those woke lefty open borders, civil servants wanted to deport any migrants anyway. nick good point. it's braverman point. yeah, but it's braverman crazy law. their words, not mine, cost 1.5 million a day because 22,000 migrants can't be removed . so at least half the removed. so at least half the asylum seekers left in limbo will be living in costly hotels like costing taxpayer like to be costing the taxpayer more than million a day. more than 1.5 million a day. it's nice hotel. well, it's a very nice hotel. well,

that's one person, but so that's for one person, but so what it is, it's a loophole because this because there was this legislation, the illegal migration legislation, the illegal miggovernment remove illegal the government to remove illegal migrants applies to migrants but only applies to those entered from the 20th those who entered from the 20th of july 2023. but same legislation bans them granting asylum anyone who entered the asylum to anyone who entered the uk on or after the 7th uk illegally on or after the 7th of march. so there's this weird little limbo period, and there's all people in this grey all these people in this grey area. 22,448, precise, and area. 22,448, to be precise, and they do anything they can't do anything with them. are blaming them. and so people are blaming suella, saying she rushed it through. i mean, i think she rushed because she rushed it through because she knew in that knew she might not be in that long. she's like, got to do something you at something and so, you know, at least she to do something, least she tried to do something, you know, it's our you know, but it's just our asylum. just asylum. so as you can we just can we go back, rub out? i can we just go back, rub out? i mean, is tipp—ex mean, this is why tipp—ex was invented. so scrub out invented. so you just scrub out the date that's wrong, then invented. so you just scrub out the backthat's wrong, then invented. so you just scrub out the back date. wrong, then invented. so you just scrub out the back date itrrong, then invented. so you just scrub out the back date it sorg, then invented. so you just scrub out the back date it so you then invented. so you just scrub out the back date it so you can hen you back date it so you can deport, them all. oh, deport, deport them all. oh, isn't the simplest way? isn't that the simplest way? they've beach they've all just on the beach anyway. making fires and anyway. like making fires and trying to be plasterers. and we have boats that have landed. >> might as well put them back landed. >>them. as well put them back landed. >>them. as well pbackzm back landed. >> them. as well pback on back landed. >>them. as well pback on the( on them. put them back on the boats. doesn't can tell boats. that doesn't. can i tell you? good. you? so good. >> to england. you >> you've come to england. you just become a proper gammon

since you've come here. just become a proper gammon sin> now the point is, i'm >> and now the point is, i'm glad i get glad that nick glad that i get glad that nick explained this thing , because i explained this thing, because i didn't one explained this thing, because i dirthe one explained this thing, because i dirthe most one explained this thing, because i dirthe most complicated one explained this thing, because i dirthe most complicated stories . of the most complicated stories. it's like. it's like . british it's like. it's like. british law. no wonder. nothing. it almost is british law. >> not even like it. >> not even like it. >> it is british law, but it's very , very arcane and very, very arcane and complicated . complicated. >> okay, we've got the independent now with some fallout from the putin carlson interview. apparently boris scuppered . negotiations to end scuppered. negotiations to end the war. and you can believe that because putin said it and he would he, nick? he wouldn't lie, would he, nick? good it's good point. yeah, it's putin repeats claim boris repeats nonsense claim boris johnson scuppered efforts end johnson scuppered efforts to end ukraine invasion. nonsense was the before the independent's word before everyone tweets me on either side of but his side of this. but yeah, his claim to anyone who saw the interview is a very long interview. i watched was interview. i watched it all. was it have had it boris? they could have had peace. boris came in and scuppered it. boris in scuppered it. boris has said in the that's complete the past that's complete nonsense. so you know you can choose believe. boris or choose who to believe. boris or putin? slightly putin? they both got a slightly dodgy record on telling the truth, yeah, but there truth, but yeah, but um, there is an argument. some people say

bofis is an argument. some people say boris jingoist about the boris was too jingoist about the war. is an argument though boris was too jingoist about the vllhal is an argument though boris was too jingoist about the vllhal needed'gument though boris was too jingoist about the vllhal needed'gu make though boris was too jingoist about the vllhal needed'gu make it)ugh boris was too jingoist about the vllhal needed'gu make it .|gh boris was too jingoist about the vllhal needed'gu make it. it] , that you needed to make it. it make it a bit difficult for to putin discourage further invasions of other countries you might fancy a pop at then again, you might say, is that worth the death toll, given that they were never this never really going to win this war it seems to war against russia? it seems to me. i mean, the essential me. but i mean, the essential have war against russia have won the war against russia because russia in this because russia is now in this horrible attritional phase. russia is losing, you know, vastly more , uh, troops and vastly more, uh, troops and vehicles than than ukraine is and ukraine is now in a defensive phase and the borders really aren't, aren't shifting. so russia is basically spent its entire military force , uh, just entire military force, uh, just running up against a brick wall. i know you i know you love all the military stuff, so you probably about it, the military stuff, so you prolsurely about it, the military stuff, so you prolsurely ukraine about it, the military stuff, so you prolsurely ukraine isabout it, the military stuff, so you prolsurely ukraine is going t, the military stuff, so you prolsurely ukraine is going to but surely ukraine is going to run funding before russia run out of funding before russia runs out of people? well, it really west. really depends on the west. i mean, committed to mean, the west committed to providing funding . it's just sad providing funding. it's just sad to the eu , for example. to see the eu, for example. i think, you know, one thing think, you know, one good thing about trump and american republicans wanting to cut ukraine loose is that europe

needs to shoulder the shoulder. the burden . it's defending the burden. it's defending europe's borders. europe should should pay. and it's ridiculous that europe has made ,1 trillion available for net zero, which is available for net zero, which is a useless thing. it's basically just useless communism . um, for just useless communism. um, for stupid people . and they're just stupid people. and they're just giving 50 billion to ukraine over four years and that's just dry misery. it's pathetic. i love that you're the sort of balanced host here. you just call it useless communism. now, not one, not one of us has to be pro net zero for this. >> well, i'm not a good. i'll be pro nets. i can't be pro net zero, i'll be pro—russia. zero, but i'll be pro—russia. and i think, think think you and i think, i think i think you are damage was to are right. damage was done to the to prevent them the russians to prevent them from of trouble from doing this kind of trouble to finland, lithuania , to finland, latvia, lithuania, poland. so it was a victory for america. now it's time just to let back, let russia take what it it has because it has got a right to be in those places. those are russian dominated areas . areas. >> but that's not true because the, the people who live there, i mean, it's it was ukraine. the

borders were agreed. it was, you know, there's a treaty ukraine gave up its nuclear weapons and the west made commitments. >> how could you trust a country that's stupid. well, they give up nuclear weapons, to be honest. >> yeah . i mean, the message >> yeah. i mean, the message this whole debacle sends to the world is never trust the west and never give up your nuclear weapons. and if you don't have nuclear weapons, you better get some, because they're the only thing that's going to protect you. exactly. you. yes, exactly. >> as a ukrainian, >> so, i mean, as a ukrainian, okay, according to dna testing , okay, according to dna testing, um, as a ukrainian, 100, you , um, as a ukrainian, 100, you, you feel for those people, you also feel for the russians. i've said it before . i've been told said it before. i've been told not to support russia . it's one not to support russia. it's one of those things. but we're going not to support russia. it's one of need things. but we're going not to support russia. it's one of need russia. but we're going not to support russia. it's one of need russia againste're going not to support russia. it's one of need russia against russia. g to need russia against russia. we're need russia. we're going to need russia. >> and the only thing that got that can't make is those that we can't make is those little smaller people little dolls with smaller people inside them. we got the telegraph now, and the tories have launched a website to find ed miliband . fingers crossed it ed miliband. fingers crossed it won't work. lewis. yeah yeah. >> good news. i'm going to keep

on saying that. i think it's so funny. tories launch. whereas ed miliband after green miliband website after green pledge u—turn . and this has to pledge u—turn. and this has to do with starmer and the labour which said they're not, they're, they're not going to guarantee they're not going to guarantee they're going to pay $28 billion on useless net zero projects. and so ed miliband, whose idea it was , he's uh, he's hasn't it was, he's uh, he's hasn't been seen in 141 days. but then again, he's not he's not eating any hot dogs or whatever. he was eating bananas. what was he eating bananas. what was he eating ? what was ed miller eating? what was ed miller making? >> sandwich between sandwich. yeah. mean , it's been yeah. i mean, it's been community because community noted because apparently seen days apparently he was seen four days ago, and miliband's blaming ago, but and miliband's blaming this on tory austerity yet again, their so—called scorched earth policy. he's saying, well, they did this so this reason we can't afford this. it's tory stuff of stuff and it's all kind of laughable. this is also laughable. but this is also quite a laughable campaign. i mean, i mean, where's ed? who cares? i mean, where's ed? who cares? i mean, 2015. mean, you know, it's not 2015. why tories going after mean, you know, it's not 2015. whmiliband?tories going after mean, you know, it's not 2015. whmiliband? they going after mean, you know, it's not 2015. whmiliband? they could after mean, you know, it's not 2015. whmiliband? they could make hay ed miliband? they could make hay with way it's with this policy the way it's been shelved . it was been shelved. and it was starmer's policy. and now

starmer's only policy. and now it's shell. why go after ed it's shell. but why go after ed miliband , no cares miliband, who no one cares about? been looking at about? if you've been looking at that post, they're that tweet or ex post, they're kind embarrassed kind of embarrassed on the conservative seen conservative side. have you seen they the they had one with rishi with the whiteboard says today whiteboard that says keir today gone tomorrow . they're just gone tomorrow. they're just getting oblivion . getting ratioed into oblivion. okay. anything that rhymes. yeah. just really cringe yeah. it's just really cringe stuff. another stuff. and this is another example mean, why example of it. i mean, why go after i where's tony after. can i ask where's tony blair? that's a bigger question. he's a leadership manual he's writing a leadership manual for more for keir starmer. he's far more relevant. for keir starmer. he's far more relevanobama for biden and for barack obama for biden and for but but the point is, why do the tories want them to have this $28 billion policy? >> we should we they don't they they don't. >> and it's yeah, i mean it's a ridiculous policy. and hopefully, you know, one good thing that the tories have done is sort of force labour into this climbdown over their green communism. anyway, that's it for part two. join us in a moment for a trans victory. wasteful councils and who's replacing johnny depp in pirates of the canbbean? johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean? find out

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headliners >> we've got the telegraph now with a labour mp complaining that david cameron has used gay da against him. i assume gaydar is some kind of targeted energy weapon ? nick that's correct. weapon? nick that's correct. leo. yeah, it's, uh , sir chris leo. yeah, it's, uh, sir chris bryant a dave cameron bryant is he a sir? dave cameron used a thing against me a used a gaydar thing against me a couple of times, which turns out to you had that picture , to mean you had that picture, the famous picture of him in his underpants, which was for a dating he's saying dating site. and he's saying that used against that was kind of used against him little him occasionally and little jibes. all that is. jibes. and that's all that is. basically, it's a long puff piece he has a book out. piece because he has a book out. that's all is really puff that's all this is really puff piece. went that piece. you went with that phrase. with. phrase. that's what i went with. and pun intended. and there was no pun intended. but probably but thank you for probably getting me in trouble now. but, um, getting me in trouble now. but, um i don't get getting me in trouble now. but, umi don't get it. >> i don't get it. >> i don't get it. >> oh, well, don't try to get it. now. the point is, look, chris bryant , it. now. the point is, look, chris bryant, was was chris bryant, he was he was wrong quite bad on wrong on he was quite bad on lockdowns wasn't he was incredibly lockdown. he incredibly pro lockdown. he referred on the sort referred to anyone on the sort of sceptical side, the kind of great barrington declaration great barrington and declaration side crackpot so not side as a crackpot. so i'm not

particularly on bryant, particularly keen on bryant, though has had some hardships though he has had some hardships in did sympathise a in this, so i did sympathise a little . it's just it's just little bit. it's just it's just a piece about book. what can a piece about his book. what can i say? he also had that scandal with he? with the properties, didn't he? did sold the did he? yeah where he sold the he was 650,000 he made what was it, 650,000 gross selling two gross on selling his two properties. taxpayers properties. which and taxpayers money gone to the towards money had gone to the towards the . yeah, right. the mortgages. yeah, right. interesting do you have anything to say about this? >> do. this >> yeah, totally. i do. this guy, a labour or a labour guy, he is a labour or a labour mp right. and he is he wrote this book about being gay, gay, 93v- this book about being gay, gay, gay. and he , he mentions in 1835 gay. and he, he mentions in 1835 two gay men were killed for being gay. they were put to death in this country, which is horrible. but what is this? >> hundred ago, 200 years ago? >> and he's gay . he doesn't want >> and he's gay. he doesn't want that to happen again. by letting in people who in millions of people who want gay dead is that does he gay people dead is that does he actually that? well, he's actually see that? well, he's labour and that's what labour is all mass immigration of all about. mass immigration of people want people dead . people who want gay people dead. >> mean, not all >> yeah. well, i mean, not all of obviously, but a lot of of them, obviously, but a lot of them am. >> i right? >> i right? >> you it as a it happened >> you see it as a it happened like michigan as it

like hamtramck in michigan as it became the first muslim run council in the united states. and the progressives helped the muslims get into power and, you know, this is so know, said, this is so wonderful. a real you wonderful. this is a real you know, uh, trump's going to hate this the first thing this. and then the first thing the did turn the muslim council did was turn around pride flag . around and ban the pride flag. so, yeah, i mean, this is, uh , so, yeah, i mean, this is, uh, liberals, experience the liberals, uh, experience the consequences of their actions as he's going regret it. he's going to regret it. >> remember a clockwork >> if you remember a clockwork orange, you both have read orange, which you both have read or the movie is the or seen, the movie is the liberal guy was helping out the criminal because he felt sorry for the criminal. and then what did the criminal do it? we went. he went to the rich. the rich , he went to the rich. the rich, liberal guy's house in oxfordshire and did despicable things to the guy's wife. yeah. and message is never help anyone. >> yeah. the guardian now it's on tv. another court victory for people who believe in biologic reality. >> lewis. well good news. really good news. and this is the green party, which was taken, which was there was a spokesman for the green party. his name was shahar ali. he was a spokesman

and the green party is pro trans pro left all that stuff and he wasn't he he believed in biology . so the guy was reasonable and they fired him because he didn't. he wasn't. how could you be a spokesperson for the greens 7 be a spokesperson for the greens ? if you don't believe in what the greens believe in? and so he took court and he won took him to court and he won $9,000. not they had a right to fire him. this is what the judge said. but yeah. said. yeah. but yeah. >> you know, we've >> so this is you know, we've seen a lot of people, uh , who seen a lot of people, uh, who have expressed critical have expressed gender critical beliefs being fired for expressing and expressing those beliefs and then tribunals , uh, then won in tribunals, uh, because you're allowed to have gender critical beliefs. but this isn't quite the same thing. this is, you know, when it's a green party spokesman. yeah you kind of you're allowed to fire people don't have the people if they don't have the same, you know, you should doesn't policy . doesn't align with policy. >> see you should spokes. yeah >> see you should spokes. yeah >> whatever. yeah. well this guy was a spokesman right. that's the lewis didn't the main point that lewis didn't say enough. the point. say enough. but the point. yeah. the ruled the judge basically ruled that it procedurally unfair, but it was procedurally unfair, but that of people that you can get rid of people from was just it was from a party. it was just it was a they a technicality and the way they did still think it is

did it. but i still think it is a i mean, either way, a victory. i mean, either way, it how deranged the green it shows how deranged the green party their policy is party were that their policy is that doesn't that biological sex doesn't exist. i'm it as exist. yeah, so i'm taking it as a victory, know? and there's a victory, you know? and there's a victory, you know? and there's a these victories a lot there are these victories happening. lindsey smith happening. i think lindsey smith is going to another is going to be another one. hopefully, you know, she was spied on by newcastle football allegedly. she allegedly. or it looks like she might on and it might have been spied on and it was passed newcastle was passed on to newcastle football was for football club. and that was for gender views. right. gender critical views. right. so we're pushback we're seeing more pushback against unfair against this kind of unfair repercussions for having perfectly views , perfectly legitimate views, which is that biological sex is real, is just facts. and real, which is just facts. and it's that, know, it's insane that, you know, there's so there's trans ideology is so insidiously woven through all our institutions that even newcastle football club . yeah, newcastle football club. yeah, it's not exactly the green party , right? you know, every, every organisation owned by saudi arabia. yeah yeah, yeah. >> the green party is >> but but the green party is becoming now the, the, the next go for the people in gaza who support throwing gay guys off the top of buildings . yes. and the top of buildings. yes. and trans people. so so i don't know how they're going to make those. what do they call that when you make squares, the circle,

make the squares, the circle, the squares, how they going the squares, how are they going to circle. to square that circle. how are you the circle. you going to square the circle. how going to get those how are you going to get those two team names? you know i'm not sure. >> but i think it's going be >> but i think it's going to be fun them well, fun watching them try. well, we've now in two we've got the times now in two decades on from the rotherham scandal, like the scandal, it looks like the police similar police are still making similar mistakes. nick. it's mistakes. nick. yeah, it's victim blaming. matt waits for missing to turn up. so missing children to turn up. so there was a review from the police inspectorate into the metropolitan police and they found some quite shocking things, the staff used things, such as the staff used victim blaming language, including a 12 year including describing a 12 year old girl who had raped as old girl who had been raped as sexually older men. sexually active with older men. that's awful. then another that's awful. and then another girl, teen, described as girl, 14 teen, was described as seeking out sex with older men. so obviously a 14 year old can't have of agency or have that kind of agency or can't blamed in that way. but can't be blamed in that way. but so very so the language is very disturbing . and yeah, disturbing. and yeah, the accusation there just often wait for them to turn up. and they were concerned about were more concerned about successful prosecution rather than . so than safeguarding children. so it's pretty damning, as you say, there in with there is some form in this with there is some form in this with the in general, with the police in general, with the grooming on. yeah grooming gangs and so on. yeah >> yeah. well it's, you know , >> yeah. well it's, you know, it's one of those ironies

because it's a 14 year old girl is not allowed to leave the house, but she's allowed to get her gender and sex changed. >> so yeah, i mean, i guess that's a that's a separate issue. but yeah, in certain parts of society, uh , you know, parts of society, uh, you know, children are allowed to make long reaching life changing decisions. yeah. >> they don't ask the police to check on that, to go into the to go into the grooming gang. that is that was the tavistock centre. well they will when your prime minister moving on. >> we've got the telegraph with the story that started as an interview on gb news about councils wasting millions . yes. councils wasting millions. yes. on useless , divisive, on useless, divisive, counterproductive diversity training. >> yes. that is so amazing . >> yes. that is so amazing. true. because we saw her here. she was here. she's like esther mcvey. she seemed lovely. she said she's a big fan of our show. well if you're listening, if we're a big fan of yours. yes we are. anybody who likes us is great. but she says she listens to us on the radio, which i think might wasted and my

think might ii is wasted and my great hair and the and my beautiful. probably beautiful. she can probably picture you. she can? she picture you. she can? well, she does she does now. she's does now. she does now. she's got a picture outside her got a picture of me outside her house. the story . house. please tell us the story. >> yeah. before you say something that's going to get you, you're doing. something that's going to get youthis you're doing. something that's going to get youthis my you're doing. something that's going to get youthis my last.you're doing. something that's going to get youthis my last. my�*re doing. something that's going to get youthis my last. my lastoing. something that's going to get youthis my last. my last show >> this is my last. my last show . tonight. . really? i'm on fire tonight. bad very bad. uh, did she says so? she was on the programme and she says. she says to the councils, ditch diversity training and away days if you want to increase tax . so she's want to increase tax. so she's saying these councils, if you saying to these councils, if you want us to give you more money, stop wasting the money on diversity days and die , which is diversity days and die, which is diversity, equity and inclusion . yeah. >> and some of these councils are they want to put up their tax rate by 10, which is a huge hike. yeah yeah. and just to give facts because give you some facts because someone's a someone's got to there was a study that found was across study that found it was across you got to do the you know someone's got to do the bonng you know someone's got to do the boring bit across councils, boring bit across 397 councils, 794. there were 794 equality, diversity and inclusion members of staff. actually, it's equity . of staff. actually, it's equity. i don't even know why it says equality. it's normally equity isn't and is costing

isn't it. and this is costing a 67,000 council. so 30 67,000 per council. so 30 million a year across the country this rubbish is costing us. have remember, us. and you have to remember, it's is it's not just that dei is wasteful useless. it's wasteful and useless. it's actively actively bad actively evil. it's actively bad , it's racist. it's against meritocracy. so it's, you know, it's actually and it's been proven to not work. it's been proven to not work. it's been proven to not work. it's been proven to people more proven to make people more racist. it's not effective racist. it's not even effective racism. i'm not just talking about people at this in this room. it's against room. right. it's against meritocracy. it's it races against people. sometimes meritocracy. it's it races against itpeople. sometimes meritocracy. it's it races against it costse. sometimes meritocracy. it's it races against it costs ussometimes agents, and it costs us millions. awful . so millions. it's just awful. so it's smear is doing it's great that smear is doing this. is actually common this. and it is actually common sense, isn't and the sense, isn't it? and that is the perfect name. >> isn't perfect name. >> and well, she isn't doing it. she's just it. she's she's just saying it. she's saying, should. and £30 saying, hey, you should. and £30 million is not that much money. >> you'll to >> she's saying you'll have to justify your budget. and if you're up bills, you're going to put up bills, you're going to put up bills, you can't be spending money on thisthat's she's saying. you can't be spending money on thiswe'rei she's saying. you can't be spending money on thiswe'rei ste'reaying. you can't be spending money on thiswe'rei ste're seeing so >> we're seeing, we're seeing so many i many councils going bankrupt. i mean, birmingham council, for example, a lot of the of example, a lot of the sort of left , uh, councils are left leaning, uh, councils are just way too much money just spending way too much money and expecting the taxpayer to bail them out . at the end of the bail them out. at the end of the day, we want anymore. day, we don't want anymore. >> like it's like rishi >> this is like it's like rishi sunak saying, don't come to

britain . she's saying this britain. she's saying this whether it maybe she will i don't know she seemed like don't know her. she seemed like a very strong person . a very strong person. >> anyway, we've the mill >> anyway, we've got the mill now. straight white now. and another straight white male is going to male film character is going to be diversified. not everybody's happy about it. nick. yeah, it's pirates caribbean fans pirates of the caribbean fans threaten boycott over rumoured johnny replacement johnny depp female replacement in pirates six. they're in pirates six. and they're saying if it ain't depp, i ain't watching . uh. which this watching. uh. which is uh, this was originally posted by an account called unlimited l's, which like a funny which sounds like a funny account. means l's meaning account. it means l's meaning losses, course, and the losses, of course, and the rumour is that, um. ayo edebiri edebiri something that was edebiri something like that was going to take over. i did going to take it over. i did look how pronounce look up how to pronounce her name. it wrong. anyway name. still got it wrong. anyway she replace johnny she was going to replace johnny depp. only a rumour she's depp. it was only a rumour she's actually to involved in actually going to be involved in actually going to be involved in a it is this a spin off. but it is this problem get of problem where you get rid of the good actors, want see good actors, people want to see because sort of stupid because of some sort of stupid scandal. to have to scandal. we're going to have to have a cancelled hollywood. we'll have kevin spacey, gina carano , johnny depp, john lydon carano, johnny depp, john lydon it'll better the it'll be better than the original eventually, it'll be better than the originthey eventually, it'll be better than the originthey cancel eventually, it'll be better than the originthey cancel everyone. lly, it'll be better than the origyeah,y cancel everyone. lly, it'll be better than the origyeah,y cancel they'llle. lly, it'll be better than the origyeah,y cancel they'll be ly, >> yeah, because they'll be doing new. there'll be new studios. i mean , i like disney,

studios. i mean, i like disney, i've a work from i've gotten a lot of work from disney. in the in the disney. i'm i was in the in the star wars, the new star wars tv show made by disney . but there's show made by disney. but there's they said there's a catch of why this movie can't be made and the catch is johnny depp doesn't want to do it. he doesn't want to work with these people. number one. and two, it's number one. and number two, it's going to be a failure because depp h going to be a failure because depp it the depp fans won't see it in the same didn't want same way. they didn't want to see two because amber see aquaman two because amber heard was it, for like heard was in it, even for like 20 they didn't want to 20 minutes. they didn't want to see they're go broke. go see it. so they're go broke. go walk , go woke go broke. walk, go woke go broke. >> anyway, that's it for part three. we nearly got that right. coming up in part four. we've got artworks being destroyed for selfies, sexual harassment in fashion and how to be attractive. see you in a couple

i >> -- >> uk us welcome back to headliners. >> we've got the guardian now with a new sitcom whose creator says that they find racism funny. this sounds like it could be worth watching. lewis >> was this me? >> was this me? >> this is you. >> this is you. >> racism funny. did >> racism. funny. where did i go? think i lost my story. go? i think i lost my story. >> yeah, sorry. it's actually got top of the got my name at the top of the story. jon read story. it does jon rahm read this i think i changed it. this or i think i changed it. >> is this it? here? oh, tone deaf paintings. do you deaf teachers paintings. do you know didn't read this. know what? i didn't read this. aren't you? oh, no, i did read it . you've read notes, did, it. you've read notes, i did, i did read it. i mean, you know what happened. sorry you've on television, i did, i did live television, i did, i did live television would have lead the democrat party. i know, i just democrat party. i know, ijust that was my imitation of joe biden. like i'm in one of lewis's dreams. this is lewis's dreams. yeah. this is i find racism quite funny. a black teen on savaging teen comedy on the bbc savaging uk private schools and this is a story of five of five black kids , kids going to a posh boys school and all the shenanigans they have. it's on the bbc and

number one, it's on the bbc, so i'm not interested. number two, it's about kids , teens. i'm not it's about kids, teens. i'm not interested. it's about boarding school. i'm not interested . it's school. i'm not interested. it's the whole thing. i'm not going to say what else i'm not interested in, but i'm just not interested. and, uh, people not like not like me . like you and people not like me. >> look, it's going to be great. there's a bit where they say to one white classmates that one of the white classmates that stormzy is the black guy's cousin. hilarity cousin. imagine the hilarity therein. that's a very funny , therein. that's a very funny, very, very funny. and, um, and he says, yeah, and skepta and giggs it's like, oh yeah. giggs and it's like, oh yeah. because white people think that giggs and it's like, oh yeah. becaupeoplee people think that giggs and it's like, oh yeah. becaupeoplee pe0|knowink that giggs and it's like, oh yeah. becaupeoplee pe0|knowink the black people must know all the rappers. that's the joke there, because all sort of because we're all sort of horrible racist. but they horrible racist. but what they should make a, they should should do is make a, they should make about white make one about anti white racism, setting ra off racism, like setting the ra off or like that. right? or something like that. right? for it's for due impartiality, it's the bbc got to make bbc that have got to make one about anti—white racism . yeah. about anti—white racism. yeah. why not? margin 0 margin had why not? 0 margin 0 margin had the oily self congratulate on this bbc executive who commissioned this had when he was like, oh my god, we're going to have five urban working class black teens in a private school .

black teens in a private school. oh my god, i'm so wonderful. >> and he the gets to >> and he gets the he gets to visit his old school. it's like a trip to his old school. a free trip to his old school. the i found egregious the thing that i found egregious is that the characters have all have african names , most of them have african names, most of them josh to deku , omar, carmen , josh to deku, omar, carmen, wendo, uh, aruna , charlie, their wendo, uh, aruna, charlie, their african name names which completely marginalise aziz, the afro—caribbean population of this island . so wait. this island. so wait. >> quite often a very british names. >> yes. who have british names . >> yes. who have british names. so there's basically the caribbeans. from what i've, i know they feel like they're being pushed out by these africans who come in with an attitude. that's what i've heard i >> -- >> we've got the telegraph now. >> we've got the telegraph now. >> this is my worst show. >> this is my worst show. >> if your last if your last one, you've been worst shows than this. >> have i had worse the telegraph vapid telegraph now, in our vapid attention youth, attention seeking youth, are destroying cultural heritage. >> literally. in this case. nick. yeah. museums hit with losses after selfie walk

losses after selfie takers walk backwards paintings. i backwards into paintings. i mean, just idiocracy. this is a pure idiotic. i mean, they're calling it a pandemic of selfies . that's forcing museums and galleries install protective galleries to install protective barriers against these absolute halfwits. these people should be deported. these are more deported. this is these are more people deported. this is these are more pmean, the they're sort of i mean, the they're sort of pointing out it neutralises what their normal brain function would be, which is a really nice way they're way of saying it. they're so thick think of thick they can't think of two things once, like, i'm things at once, like, oh, i'm taking so taking a picture. so i've forgotten about space. and forgotten about space. yeah, and not bumping things. and not bumping into things. and also because they're in the onune online world, they're in the digital world where they've got the so they're the selfie stick out. so they're not they don't care the not they don't care about the real quickly. one real world just quickly. and one of destroyed a $200,000 of them destroyed a $200,000 piece. is modern art piece. but it is modern art anyway. so it's all rubbish. and actually you could the actually you could argue the selfie bumping into selfie people bumping into things be the new modern things could be the new modern art. anyway yeah, art. anyway right? yeah, that could how you could be the art. how do you know that's not the art? >> it's modern and it's >> it's modern art and it's getting people to getting it's getting people to go boring go into museums. the most boring places . okay. places on earth. okay. >> boring. we've got >> they are boring. we've got the independent tory the independent now in a tory peer outraged that domino's peer is outraged that domino's is selling a cookie. that's unhealthy. domino's

unhealthy. listen, it's domino's . menu unhealthy. . the whole menu is unhealthy. >> it is, because it >> yes it is, because it violates the randall cycle of putting fat and carbs together . putting fat and carbs together. very bad for you. but but tory peer criticises domino's over egregious . peer criticises domino's over egregious. egregious. i love that , uh, egregious. egregious. i love that, uh, easter christmas egg cookie , which is made out of cookie, which is made out of cookie, which is made out of cookie and cadbury's and it's got cookies in the middle and the truth is the truth is with cookies in it, it's got cookies in it. the truth is, this is this is this is coming from a tory peer, lord bethell. then he says it's unhealthy. it's an unhealthy diet. no, the truth is it's not unhealthy. why do you say no ? say no? >> this isn't this isn't unhealthy. it isn't. >> it is not unhealthy. creme eggsinit. >> it is not unhealthy. creme eggs in it . no >> it is not unhealthy. creme eggs in it. no it doesn't, because cookies if eat 12 because cookies, if you eat 12 cookies, you lower your cookies, you can lower your cholesterol level by over 70. that sounds like the maddest thing you've ever said. it. it sounds like the maddest thing. >> your cholesterol by eating 12 cadbury's creme egg cookies, you can google that google oreo cookie experiment or oreo cookie

cholesterol. >> you can google it and see whether it just goes straight to lewis's website. >> this is yeah, you'll have to buy his calendar. we're >> this is yeah, you'll have to buy his calendar . we're just buy his calendar. we're just going to try and squeeze this one in. we've got the meal now in a fashion. boss has given his female useful female employees some useful advice, but they're happy female employees some useful adv some ut they're happy female employees some useful advsomeut they'rnick happy female employees some useful adv some ut they'r nick yeah. y female employees some useful adv som�*att they'r nick yeah. y female employees some useful adv som�*at femaleiick yeah.y female employees some useful adv som�*at female empowering women at female empowering fashion were fashion for missy empire were told only fans instead told to join only fans instead of getting pay rises by bullying male boss, who reduced them to tears workplace. so tears in toxic workplace. so this . ash. what this guy, he. ash. what is it? uh, sadiq or something like that? yeah. and he set up this company. he said to company. but then he said to him, don't join him, why don't you just join onlyfans want more onlyfans if you want some more money? of money? which sounds kind of quite funny and banter. but quite funny and like banter. but then claim quite funny and like banter. but then staff claim quite funny and like banter. but then staff asked claim quite funny and like banter. but then staff asked toaim quite funny and like banter. but then staff asked to model that staff were asked to model clothes for the managing director, less like director, which sounds less like banter. harvey banter. yeah, that's more harvey wine chef . wine level a little bit chef. sorry but somebody has to model the clothes so i don't see what's wrong with that. >> i mean, it's, uh, it's only fans. it's totally legitimate . fans. it's totally legitimate. sex work is totally legitimate. >> i'm just worried that you found out onlyfans. now found out about onlyfans. now we're an account found out about onlyfans. now we replace an account found out about onlyfans. now we replace the an account found out about onlyfans. now we replace the calendars ccount found out about onlyfans. now we replace the calendars anyway ,

to replace the calendars anyway, the is nearly over, so the show is nearly over, so let's at let's take another quick look at saturday's pages. the saturday's front pages. the times with i'll ease tax times leads with i'll ease tax to reward hard work, vows sunak . to reward hard work, vows sunak. the daily mail has iranians recruit pilgrims to spy in britain. the telegraph has british firms giving up on british firms giving up on british workers. the mirror leads with king bonds with fergie over cancer. the daily express has boris mulling over pleas to help tories fight election , and the daily star has election, and the daily star has baldies . our number one love baldies. our number one love gods and those were your front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests, lewis schaffer and nick dixon. will be back dixon. nick will be back tomorrow at 11 pm. steve tomorrow at 11 pm. with steve and sean mayo. and and alan and sean mayo. and if you're 5 do you're watching at 5 am, do stay tuned for breakfast. good night . my . night. my. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news. earlier on gb news on. gb news. earlier on gb news radio there really is only one

place to start today and that's that extraordinary interview . that extraordinary interview. >> vladimir putin's blockbuster interview with american journalist tucker carlson and almost two years after russia invaded ukraine, putin revealed that he's ready to hold negotiations to end that war. in fact , the russian president even fact, the russian president even claimed the war could have been over 18 months ago. but boris johnson stopped it . johnson stopped it. >> i think you're saying you want a negotiated settlement to what's happening in ukraine, right ? right? >> and we made it. we prepared the huge document in istanbul that was initialled by the head of the ukrainian delegation . he of the ukrainian delegation. he affixed his signature to some of the provisions, not so. all of it. he put his signature and then he himself said, we were ready to sign it, and the war would have been over long ago. 18 months ago, however , prime 18 months ago, however, prime minister johnson came , talked us minister johnson came, talked us out of it, and we missed that

chance. we may go back and forth endlessly , but they stopped endlessly, but they stopped negotiations . is it endlessly, but they stopped negotiations. is it a mistake ? negotiations. is it a mistake? yes. correct it. we are ready. what else is needed ? what else is needed? >> so, putin, they're really laying the blame squarely at boris's door. he blamed everybody apart from himself. and it should be said that boris johnson has previously dismissed putin's claim that he's a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on .

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