many members of the , was among many members of the community who gathered to pay their respects . their respects. >> brianna was an amazing, unique and joyful teenager. i will be forever thankful that i was lucky enough to spend 16 years with her. she taught me so much and gave me so much happiness and love. if there's one piece of advice that i can give to any parent, it would be to hug your children tight and never stop telling them that you love them . love them. >> well, in the last hour or so, we've heard that in texas, a woman in her 30s who was armed with a rifle and accompanied by a child has been shot dead by police after reports of an active shooter at a megachurch . active shooter at a megachurch. police say the incident took place during a service today at lakewood church, which is known for its celebrity pastor , joel for its celebrity pastor, joel osteen. he's one of the wealthiest and most popular pastors us . that pastors in the us. that megachurch, based in the former houston rockets arena with a weekly attendance of some 40,000

people, is currently undergoing a thorough search as investigations continue here in the uk, a man and woman today were charged after an eight year old boy was seriously injured in an xl bully attack . merseyside an xl bully attack. merseyside police say the boy is in a serious but stable condition after receiving treatment for serious head injuries. after receiving treatment for serious head injuries . doctors serious head injuries. doctors say those injuries are life changing . 49 year old amanda changing. 49 year old amanda young and 30 year old lewis young and 30 year old lewis young have been charged with being in charge of a dog dangerously out of control . dangerously out of control. they're not, though, related to the victim . we've heard today the victim. we've heard today that 124 migrants crossed the engush that 124 migrants crossed the english channel yesterday on three small boats, according to new figures. the latest arrivals bfing new figures. the latest arrivals bring the total for this year to just over 1500. that's down from the almost 2100 this time last yeah the almost 2100 this time last year. but up on the figure in 2022. apart from the latest crossings, small boats hadn't been intercepted since the end of january. you'll remember that the prime minister made stopping

the prime minister made stopping the boats a key pledge of his leadership . as the country leadership. as the country approaches the next general election, the government is set to block bonuses paid to water bosses whose firms pollute rivers, lakes and seas as that new move comes after public angerin new move comes after public anger in recent months at bosses who pocketed more than £26 million in bonuses, benefits and incentives over the last four years. the proposed ban by the regulator, ofwat, could see ceos and all executive board members appued. and all executive board members applied . a social media video applied. a social media video has captured the moment a large crowd surrounded self—drive taxis in san francisco and then set it on fire. you can see here if you're watching on tv, the scenes from that fire. local fire departments say that fireworks were thrown inside the vehicle starting that blaze. the taxi was one of google's self—driving vehicles . as the self—driving vehicles. as the tech giant tries to expand its driverless service across the uk . at the us, rather. but robot car companies have run into

resistance in recent weeks from some who fear the technology is unproven. and they say the vehicles could pose a safety risk for the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen, or go to gbnews.com. forward slash alerts . forward slash alerts. >> thank you. sam. hello and welcome to headliners. >> your run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm leo kearse and i'm here with the people's game and paul cox and the people's prosciutto nicholas de santo. i guess that makes me the people's haggis. >> yeah. why not.7 why not mate, are you doing good? >> you're not bad. >> you're not bad. >> how are you? >> how are you? >> all right. very well, thank you. cool. >> that's small talk. >> well, that's a small talk. out let's out of the way. let's have a look tomorrow's front pages. look at tomorrow's front pages. the with so the daily mail leads with so labour really changed. >> we don't have an

>> uh, and we don't have an image of that. >> apparently the telegraph has grant shapps says woke extremists are rife in army. >> the guardian leads with overseas students in pushed to clear names over english test cheating. >> the times has bonus ban for water bosses who break rules and the i news has hunt braced for double budget blow this week ? double budget blow this week? and finally, the daily star has the unhappy wanderer and those were your front pages . and let's were your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those stories, starting with the telegraph. >> paul, what have they got on the cover? >> shapps woke extreme lists are rife in army, so this is obviously a grant shapps. >> and the cabinet minister warned that the drumbeat of those who despise britain is failing the army, and the public. failing the army, and the pubuc.so failing the army, and the public. so grant shapps has vowed to end this poisonous woke culture that has crept into the

military. >> and he on monday is launching a review of diversity rules . and a review of diversity rules. and there's one place there's a number of jobs where, um, you know, woke culture is really not of any advantage whatsoever, particularly when you need to win or if there's any aggression involved where and we're not talking about microaggression here, we're talking about macro , here, we're talking about macro, macro, massive aggressions involving weapons and machine guns and things like that, where just the sight of someone could mean they should instantly be killed. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> uh, it probably isn't the best place to where, uh , the best place to where, uh, the trans flag. well and also, uh, i mean , the whole basis of mean, the whole basis of diversity, equity and inclusion , diversity, equity and inclusion, uh, is critical race theory, which , uh, says that, you know, which, uh, says that, you know, whiteness should be abolished and, you know, caste scorn on patriotism and all the things that that an army really needs to be effective. >> nicholas. >> nicholas. >> exactly. so, um, obviously critical race theory and wokeism is an antithesis, antithesis to

meritocracy. so the idea is if you're successful, it's because you're successful, it's because you are oppressed someone or your ancestors oppressed someone. and that's why we have to socially engineer everything and go for reparations and all that. and this comes on the back of alarming trend that we have recently seen in the aviation industry and other industry. when you want people to be there, not because they are representing the demographics or why should the aviation or or the army represent the demographics of the aren't you supposed to? does the british basketball team represent the demographics of the nation , or demographics of the nation, or just the tallest ones? who are the best at throwing the ball into the hoop? >> of course, there are certain places you don't want equality of fact, you don't of outcome. in fact, you don't care equality outcome. care for equality of outcome. you want the outcome. you want just best to annihilated. >> forced inclusion forced >> the forced inclusion forced diversity uh, adverts , for diversity in, uh, adverts, for example. i mean, i don't really mind. i don't really mind that the only place you see white guysin the only place you see white guys in adverts it's an guys in adverts is when it's an advert for, uh, you know,

something terrible, like domestic gambling domestic abuse or gambling or, you alcoholism you know, alcohol, alcoholism or something like you know, something like that. you know, it's enough . it's like, fine, fair enough. but when it comes to the army, when it comes to airlines, i mean, i don't want planes falling the sky because falling out of the sky because somebody's the job, because somebody's got the job, because they some for box they had to tick some for box representation. exactly. >> you want to the >> because you want to win the wars. if lose , there wars. because if you lose, there might be no no society. and no demographics at all. >> actually, that sounds that sounds good. we could sounds pretty good. we could remake with or make remake britain with or make britain great again , be occupied britain great again, be occupied by a non—white , anti—woke army by a non—white, anti—woke army wing wing. >> i don't say which one i'm talking about. >> well, the russian army is not woke. >> so , you know, uh, putin was >> so, you know, uh, putin was just saying how much, how much he said berates diversity and inclusion because he does in his interview. >> you know, he really, genuinely, genuinely he's an absolute waif shell. and i think that interview woke up a lot of he does to include ukraine he does want to include ukraine into doesn't he? into russia, doesn't he? >> if that is not >> yeah. if that is not inclusion , i don't what is inclusion, i don't know what is very inclusive . very inclusive. >> okay. well moving on. what's on the front cover of the

guardian? >> sees students >> nicholas over sees students in clear names over in push to clear names over engush in push to clear names over english test cheating. cheating in inverted commas. so this is a decade long story. apparently. um about ten years ago, there was this bbc panorama investigation . of, uh, notable investigation. of, uh, notable notable , uh, investigation . notable, uh, investigation. investigative show. of note, of course, which dealt with this story . um, essentially about story. um, essentially about 35,000 overseas students were accused by the home office of having cheated in their english tests. there were all these, uh, over these, uh, accredited test centres and these overseas students who wanted to come to the uk to study as part of their visa , uh, procedure, visa visa, uh, procedure, visa application procedure . they had application procedure. they had to for these tests . to sit for these english tests. and out that they and then it turned out that they had cheated some 35,000. or at least that was the allegation of obviously many of them were either had their visas revoked or they were removed from the uk and a lot of them shockingly high percentage as well. >> so the, the testing uh,

agency concluded that 97% of the people on its english tests had cheated, which seems like quite a bit over the top. yeah, you know that that should ring alarm bells . bells. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and some of are still >> and some of them are still fighting justice and defence. >> point 3. >> point 3. >> no , the 3% did get their >> no, the 3% did get their visas. uh, hopefully i would i would like to think that unless they cheated elsewhere. but you know, we've had national audit office in 2019 and immigration tribunal judge in 2017. they all have questioned the home office's um, competence in terms of determining such a big number of determining such a big number of people to have cheated. and basically they have said this has this amounts to an abuse of power. interestingly enough, power. um interestingly enough, theresa may, who was the home secretary at that time, did pubush secretary at that time, did publish her memoirs titled the abuse of power . publish her memoirs titled the abuse of power. uh, ironically , abuse of power. uh, ironically, but did not make any mention of this story. so we'll see how it pans out, basically. yeah. >> i mean, paul, do you think this people scratching around this is people scratching around to next post office to find the next post office scandal? to find the next post office sca maybe. mean , it's the

>> maybe. i mean, it's in the guardian. so i'm sorry, but guardian. so, so i'm sorry, but that's the that's the, the that's the that's the, the that's what we're that's the perspective we're looking through. and it's interesting first of all, that this was first of all, that this was first discovered in a panorama show on the bbc. there's no way they would air a show like that now that that would be criticising people for allowing immigrants to come into the country. no, it's criticising no, no. yeah, that's exactly my point. i'm not sure i'm making it very well. what i'm trying to say is this is stopping people getting into the country because we failed tests. >> yeah, yeah . >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> now, failing a test would be the way to in, i'd imagine. >> i mean, there's yeah. yeah, absolutely. >> rac tests are racist. >> you don't need to bother. you just say, hey, i'm a christian. hey. guess what? yeah, don't don't the half a don't worry about the half a sheep that's been butchered a sheep that's been butchered in a halal hanging in sheep that's been butchered in a haliliving hanging in sheep that's been butchered in a haliliving room. hanging in sheep that's been butchered in a haliliving room. i'm nging in sheep that's been butchered in a haliliving room. i'm ajing in sheep that's been butchered in a haliliving room. i'm a total in my living room. i'm a total christian. yeah >> give out. give out >> don't give out. give out too much story. much of my story. >> yeah, i believe in jason. christ. >> and so i guess the suspicion could be that, you know, theresa may, the home office, uh,

there's an incentive there for them to find find reasons to, to, you know, push these students out of the country . students out of the country. >> yeah. i mean , it seems high, >> yeah. i mean, it seems high, doesn't it? >> 90. i guess it's quite an easy thing because they were the test centres were based abroad . test centres were based abroad. you could have people that are very good english speaking. uh, just do the tests for them. >> and the guardian says this happened at a time when theresa may other tory may just like any other tory home secretary, was, was grappling with with the statistics and trying bring statistics and trying to bring down the number of immigrants into thousands. into tens of thousands. >> it's true, even >> i can believe it's true, even though in the guardian. though it's in the guardian. >> . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and, moving on. what's on >> and, uh, moving on. what's on the front cover of the i. nicholas >> that's me. oh, sorry . nicholas >> that's me. oh, sorry. no. that's okay. hunt braced for double budget blow this week. of course we've got the budget coming up and, uh, the reason it's a double budget blow is because data from the ons , because the data from the ons, the office national the office of national statistics , is expected show statistics, is expected to show an increase in rate of inflation and possible , uh, recession. and a possible, uh, recession. now, starting to get to the

now, i'm starting to get to the point where i don't believe that the data that comes out of the ons is not some way ons is not in some way corrupted. sometimes because we continually have this rhetoric all the time . we're just on the all the time. we're just on the precipice of recession . and, you precipice of recession. and, you know, statistically, i guess we are. numbers show that we are. the numbers show that we might you've got to might be. you've only got to have swing by a percentage have a swing by a percentage point on, on point or two on, on a consecutive three month basis. we've certainly growth we've certainly lower growth than, eurozone . than, than the eurozone. >> and also america . >> and also america. >> and also america. >> we have. but then but then every now and again a story will come um , the data is come out saying, um, the data is wrong. >> p- p— @ yeah. always seems >> yeah. well yeah. always seems to revised and, and the to get revised and, and the government's favour as the ons say, it's doom and gloom. we're going then going into recession and then six it's like, oh, six months later it's like, oh, we've revised we we've actually revised it. we didn't recession and didn't go into recession and things we said . things aren't as bad as we said. >> i just i think the tories are missing a trick because missing a trick here because this is quite clearly going to be budget, they be their last budget, and they should free honey and should promise free honey and milk because because it's the labour party that's got to pick up, you know, if it was last up, you know, if it was my last budget after years, i'd be budget after 13 years, i'd be saying yes, yes, yes,

everything's free. no one's got to their car . everyone everything's free. no one's got to their car. everyone come to mow their car. everyone come in. whatever it might be, and just the next party deal just let the next party deal with it. >> e“- e“— >> you think they're being suspicious? financially suspicious? be financially rigorous and responsible for me. >> know . they know that >> they know. they know that this is what they have to do. so the ons data supports them and i find suspicious . find that suspicious. >> but free milk britain in >> but free milk in britain in 2020 everybody would 2020 for everybody would be complaining that they're lactose intolerant. yeah intolerant. nicholas. yeah that's also a good point. >> and, know, if i just >> and, you know, if i just committed a crime again. committed a hate crime again. well, um , i think what surprises well, um, i think what surprises me is that the people sitting at the bank of england, they also refuse to bring down the interest rate. so again, they're they're between a rock and they're stuck between a rock and a hard place because you want to stimulate the growth, which is agonisingly but but you agonisingly poor, but but you also don't want to stimulate inflation. yeah. and my suspicion is that none of those people , uh, live in houses with people, uh, live in houses with live mortgages because they are very less than 20 rooms. yeah, yeah, exactly. they're being

very reluctant to, to, to raise to the bring down the, the interest rate which is paying for people who hold mortgages , for people who hold mortgages, but also what is for good people who have big savings. so the previous generation and quickly let's just do that story that's on the front cover of the daily star. >> nicholas nuts and bolton, the unhappy . unhappy wanderer. >> is a fascinating >> so this is a fascinating story . uh, we see the picture of story. uh, we see the picture of a fan in bolton a football fan in bolton wanderers flew wanderers fan who flew apparently all the way from china 8000 watch bolton china 8000 miles to watch bolton wanderers play. but the game was , uh, called off due to a waterlogged pitch. so, so the journey. >> the two aren't related, though. i mean, it didn't rain because he flew from china. there is no the referee didn't hold it against this fan. you know we're going to call the game off. so it's uh, it's a great bit of, uh, daily star journalism done journalism and, uh, well done for this guy. >> nobody accusing play, >> nobody is accusing foul play, but . well, don't know. but. well, no, i don't know. >> well, i guess the >> i mean, well, i guess the story don't make massive story is don't make a massive journey, to watch journey, uh, to, to watch a sporting event in january or february. >> yeah, it could be raining in a very in—flight movie.

>> was worth it. at least. >> was worth it. at least. >> anyway that's it >> yeah, yeah. anyway that's it for part one. but coming up in part trump sticks the boot part two, trump sticks the boot into and snp's dodgy into nato and the snp's dodgy funding for gaza. see you in a

to gb news radio. >> welcome back to headliners. i'm still leo kearse. he's still paul cox. and the other guy is still nicholas de santo. kicking off this section with the guardian. and trump has said

that russia should attack nato allies, suggesting he doesn't really understand the basic concept of nato , which is that concept of nato, which is that all members respond to an attack on of them. certainly the on one of them. certainly the musketeers bit with apache helicopters pole. >> yeah, it's like trump is constantly like he's in constantly talking like he's in a whatsapp i it. uh, a whatsapp group. i love it. uh, so for context, and there is some context here, there are two things to consider. one is it's in guardian. so know what in the guardian. so we know what perspective it's coming i perspective it's coming from. i think there's a real key thing to also against think there's a real key thing to backdrop also against think there's a real key thing to backdrop the» against think there's a real key thing to backdrop the» ag spending the backdrop of the us spending a billion and billions a further billion and billions on gaza, on israel, a further billion and billions on gaza, on israel , gaza a further billion and billions on gaza, on israel, gaza and the ukraine. so they're in the senate. >> they haven't they haven't passed that bill. >> they haven't passed that bill at moment. that's the at the moment. but that's the backdrop this is going backdrop of why this is going on. because us, unlike us, the america are a way away from america are a long way away from russia ukraine. and they russia and ukraine. and they care. people ask us not. care. the people ask us not. yeah, well alaska's not. that's a that's a good point. however, that's not taking not where the war is taking place. and the people in america deem of the deem that quite a few of the people america they've people in america deem they've got of internal problems got a lot of internal problems to worry about, let alone continually wars continually wondering out wars elsewhere to billions. so that

is important the is an important backdrop. the other is that other thing, of course, is that he said , um, one of the he said, um, one of the president outs of this , by the president outs of this, by the way, has taken place in a apparently it's real. the guardian question it it was a meeting that took place at some point. uh when trump was president. one of the presidents of a big country stood up and said, well, sir, if we don't pay and we're attacked by russia, will you protect us? to which he responded, you didn't pay your delinquent. you're a delinquent. no, i would not protect you . in no, i would not protect you. in fact, i would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want. you've got to pay. you've got to pay your bills . so the sentiment pay your bills. so the sentiment behind that, if you take it out of context , context is perfectly of context, context is perfectly okay. if you're in a group of if you're in a kitty, in a bar and you're in a kitty, in a bar and you're on a stag do, everyone's got to put a tenner in and you don't put a tenner in, then you ain't to get drink. ain't going to get a drink. that's his. that's that's his point. right so just taking it down the gammon level now, down to the gammon level now, now, you now, now, now if you if you bfing now, now, now if you if you bring world bring that back up to world

politics, of a politics, it's a bit of a problem because this nato. problem because this is nato. and rightly pointed out, and as you rightly pointed out, nato don't just it's all for one and for all. we go together. and one for all. we go together. if country gets attacked, if nato country gets attacked, then go. if nato country gets attacked, then go . so it goes then we all go. so it goes against that principle . yeah. against that principle. yeah. >> nicholas, doesn't this undermine the of the undermine the sort of threat the implicit threat behind nato, which is that, you know, we will we will we will respond all, all, all, all of us as one. if you you know, if you step, step foot on one of the nato, nato countries, trump is sort of like saying, well, actually america won't. and america is the biggest in nato. biggest dog in nato. >> has to fairness >> but there has to be fairness as speaking of as well. now, speaking of context, a political as well. now, speaking of conte by a political as well. now, speaking of conte by trump a political as well. now, speaking of conteby trump and a political as well. now, speaking of conteby trump and secondly,il as well. now, speaking of conteby trump and secondly, um , rally by trump and secondly, um, this was one of trump's signature policy or talking points that americans have been taken for a ride, that america is paying for the defence of others. and we are not fools. and of course, he was proven right. the fact that nato member states the target of states agreed the target of spending 2% of their gdp was established in 2014, before trump even came into the white

house. right. and that was the year russia took crimea. okay. and even then, even after that, many of them only only a hand by by 2022, only a handful , by 2022, only a handful, literally a handful were paying that much . okay. and trump was that much. okay. and trump was laughed at when he when he stood in the un and told the germans we must invest for your defence and you are getting your gas from from the russians, they will eat you up and you could see the germans, and the videos are still there. the german delegation laughing , you delegation were laughing, you know, laughing at what he know, belly laughing at what he was saying, and he was vindicated. we vindicated. and look where we are now. and nato panicking and defence budgets being beefed up. maybe not sufficiently, but still nato didn't have enough ammunition to send ukraine. they had to ratchet up the production. so trump was proven right. if he's speaking behind closed doors to one of these, you know, leaders or the president he's talking about, it only sense that say, only makes sense that that say, look, guys , because they asked look, guys, because they asked him if we don't pay, would you still us? what is he still defend us? what is he supposed would

supposed to say? yeah, we would still you even if you still defend you even if you don't share. don't pay your fair share. >> it's disingenuous >> and it's disingenuous for anybody that nobody anybody to believe that nobody else answer a similar else would answer in a similar way maybe. maybe not as way. maybe. maybe not as flamboyantly as trump has. but if you ask that of any american leader , by we're not leader, by the way, we're not going pay anything. going to pay anything. and you've pay our you've got to pay for all our wars. they're not going to wars. they're not just going to sit there and go, yeah, that's fine. yeah. >> n fine. yeah. >> i mean, didn't he >> and also, i mean, didn't he see on campaign see this? uh on the campaign trail? doing a, you trail? so he's doing a, you know, minute monologue. trail? so he's doing a, you know, so minute monologue. trail? so he's doing a, you know, so he's inute monologue. trail? so he's doing a, you know, so he's going nonologue. trail? so he's doing a, you know, so he's going nojustgue. trail? so he's doing a, you know, so he's going nojust spin yeah. so he's going to just spin a nonsense. he's got to a load of nonsense. he's got to show some packing in there. >> it's for entertainment. >> it's for entertainment. >> it's for entertainment. >> it's not necessarily, uh, it's necessarily actual it's not necessarily the actual to taken literally policy to be taken literally policy which out with. and which has come outwith. and also before we move just also before we move on, i'd just like point out that britain like to point out that britain reaches above that 2% reaches and goes above that 2% threshold defence threshold for nato defence spending. so we're one of the we're one of the seven countries in nato that does. moving on. we've got the mail now and biden's presidency increasingly resembles an outtake from weekend bernie's. and it looks like the liberal establishment are ditch attempt are making a last ditch attempt to him with someone to replace him with someone a bit before the bit more alive before the election . election. >> nicholas, this is a wonderful

story . the week biden it is , story. the week biden it is, isn't it? i don't know where to start the week. biden i start with the headline the week biden lost the new york times liberal papers lost the new york times liberal paper's editor board unleashes astonishing broadside warning of astonishing broadside warning of a dark moment as it runs back to back opinion pieces knifing the elderly president after damning special counsel report . now, um , special counsel report. now, um, this was something everyone was saying or the republicans were saying or the republicans were saying until 25 minutes ago that that that biden is no longer with us. he's not with it. and no, no, you know, trump is kind of old ish as well. but now their own doj and the special counsel come out said counsel has come out and said essentially prosecute essentially, we cannot prosecute biden for mishandling of secret documents, not because he didn't mishandle them, but because if we do put him on trial , the jury we do put him on trial, the jury will find him a well—meaning elderly man with a poor memory and diminished faculties. elderly man with a poor memory and diminished faculties . ouch. and diminished faculties. ouch. you know, and the new york times has run three, three opinion

pieces . uh, one by the by the pieces. uh, one by the by the board of writers , um, no less . board of writers, um, no less. uh, editorial board saying that he is a crotchety grandpa, that he's been hidden by his personnel. uh, that he's been, uh , um, compared to a light bulb uh, um, compared to a light bulb . that will only function if he is on dimmer. uh, he has come off as these are all textural words by by new york times writer. this is not. is writer. this is not. this is not, you know, fox news or this is a big difference, paul, from when first came into power when biden first came into power and the press, the liberal press were over him and were fawning over him and clapping and laughing as he ate ice cream. >> i don't to use this word ice cream. >> ioften to use this word ice cream. >> i often because se this word ice cream. >> ioften because it'shis word ice cream. >> ioften because it'shirloadd very often because it's a load of nonsense to some degree, of old nonsense to some degree, but gaslighting. been but gaslighting. we have been gaslit by the american liberal left, the democratic american since the minute he stood to run for president . there wasn't for president. there wasn't a single well—meaning person that

didn't look at that man and think, are you having a laugh? because and the only reason, the only reason i did is because their only policy was he's better than trump. yeah. and i'm not trump. and it wasn't even. no. yeah exactly. their policy was he's not trump and exactly it. and the reason this is happening now under doubtedly is because they're starting to panic. if he runs again , panic. because if he runs again, trump stands a very, very good chance of winning. yeah. because it's someone who it's basically someone who can stand straight versus biden. stand up straight versus biden. yeah. they have no alternative for him. >> that's the problem because he's he's there's lots of people in the democratic establishment that could could step in. that could that could step in. >> gavin newsom, uh, >> i mean, gavin newsom, uh, pete buttigieg or pete buttigieg will. >> pete, pete. well, first of all, we have the second in line. who is kamala harris now? he's obuged who is kamala harris now? he's obliged by the laws of critical race theory and wokeism to give the reins to her. but she is even more unpopular than biden is. you know, kamala harris makes hillary clinton look like

miss congeniality. >> i think kamala harris would be a better president if you actually was senile, because at least somebody else would be pulling the strings anyway. moving the times moving on. we've got the times now, leader humza yousaf now, and snp leader humza yousaf sent money that was meant for other charities to a hamas unked other charities to a hamas linked organisation in gaza . it linked organisation in gaza. it seems a bit unfair because scotland in worse scotland is in a much worse state gaza. nicholas hahaha state than gaza. nicholas hahaha well um , the problem is that the well um, the problem is that the problem is twofold. >> first of all, uh, the aid went basically scotland had this emergency humanitarian fund, but they had run out of money. so they had run out of money. so the fund was empty. so they dipped into another fund , dipped into another fund, ringfenced for other charity , ringfenced for other charity, namely in malawi and three other partner countries, not in gaza. so that made the situation quite uncomfortable for other charities who had this this funding ring fenced for them. >> but and then two little kids in bangladesh waiting for their sandwiches or whatever, and they can't them because they sent can't get them because they sent the money to, to hamas, gaza. >> yeah. and that's, that's,

that's question to make that's the key question to make laws to things laws live there, to make things worse, goes to gaza. worse, the money goes to gaza. and had this scandal and then we had this scandal where the united nations, uh, work agents, work and relief agency for palestine , as it agency for palestine, as it turned out, that up to 10, 1200 members of their staff were did participate in the october seventh attacks. and that's when the uk and the european commission no less several countries, western countries, suspended their aid to the to unravel because who handles it when you send money there but not scotland. >> they snp were like what you're you've got hamas fighters literally on your payroll. let's send you even more money. i mean, this is this is insanity, paul mean, this is this is insanity, paul. it is insanity. >> and i'm quite astonished to find out because i've been given 10% of salary to, uh, 10% of my salary to, uh, sandwiches bangladesh sandwiches for bangladesh now for years. so uh, for about three years. so uh, i'm horrified to find out it's not going but, of course, not going there. but, of course, what is it with the snp who treating their. they always treating their. they always treat coffers as if treat the public coffers as if it's their own money. if it's not yousaf out his not humza yousaf sorting out his family , you know, in gaza or

family, you know, in gaza or whatever , it's the sturgeons whatever, it's the sturgeons buying a holiday home or a car or whatever it might be, and they've just been just ripping they've just been just ripping the scottish people apart for so long now. yeah, that they have noidea long now. yeah, that they have no idea how to operate legitimately. >> scottish people are very sore. >> they are very sore and they like their money to be spent well, leo. and if there's if there's one country on this planet that likes money being spent, parsimony and tightly is scots. >> so moving on, we've got the express now and could reform have their first big political victory in the wellingborough by—election poll . by—election poll. >> well we shall see. but the express say game on. uh, reform being tipped to shock the political world with a by—election, by—election victory. now, i think it would be a shock if reform were to win . um, because labour are clearly favourites now. there are there are some murmurings on the doorstep that may be the labour candidate approach to rejoining europe during that whole, uh,

2019 debacle with corbyn may go against her. however, i think it's still very much in labour's court to win. but what would be a prize for me, for them, for not me. i don't run for reform. would be that if they were to nudge the conservatives into third would be third place, that would be a huge victory for reform. um, a political victory. and that could have a huge ramification for the general election. >> there are some tory inside who if, uh, there are two, who say if, uh, there are two, not one, but two third places for tories in, um, admittedly previously safe, uh, seat it's that could, uh, trigger for a leadership challenge against rishi sunak and that that that could be. >> it's been at least three weeks since we had one them. weeks since we had one of them. anyway, it for part two. anyway, that's it for part two. but still to come. the church says scammed by fake says it was scammed by fake christian converts . see you in

exactly. so he couldn't establish conclusively via rugby's version of var . rugby's version of var. >> welcome back to headliners straight back into it with the telegraph. and after being caught running a conveyor belt of baptisms to help asylum seekers game the system and stay in the uk, the church of england has admitted they might have been scammed. oh, do you really think so? you wet lip from wearing dunces, nicholas, tell us more. us more. >> us more. >> we may have been scammed by asylum seekers, admits church of england, where, when? where to start? i used to be an interpreter for some of these

asylum seekers and their interviews because right wing comedy in london doesn't pay the mortgage. alas and i remember in one of these interviews as the potential asylum seeker was reviewing the home office interview with the legal representation paid by the legal aid, by the way. so the question from the home office was, so have you converted to christianity now? and was christianity now? and he was like, i have, have. like, yes, i have, i have. i swear to the holy quran, i have converted i was converted to christianity. i was like, what? that's a that's a non—starter . and now we see this non—starter. and now we see this lady, the right reverend doctor gully or francis dehghani, of iranian origin, by the way, um , iranian origin, by the way, um, says that, well , you know, there says that, well, you know, there are some small percentage of abuses, maybe, but it's hard to look into people's hearts , which look into people's hearts, which is surprising because i thought the church should be the expert of looking into people's hearts and, you know, and spiritual motives also , if you can't motives and also, if you can't look into people's hearts and

see what religion they are, then don't say, don't the home don't say, don't tell the home office that they're christian and they stay in the and they should stay in the country can sometimes country when they can sometimes sponsor support their their sponsor and support their their applications. the way, sponsor and support their their appvery ons. the way, sponsor and support their their appvery easy the way, sponsor and support their their appvery easy to the way, sponsor and support their their appvery easy to see the way, sponsor and support their their appvery easy to see if|e way, sponsor and support their their appvery easy to see if people it's very easy to see if people are, are, um, genuine converts or not. because if they want to join the church of england of all churches , of course they all churches, of course they are. they are genuine. who are. they are not genuine. who would church in would want to church? church in england are so empty? islamic, islamic terrorists, even though unlike in france, they don't even bother attacking them. no not even the english want to go to the church by the to the church of england. by the way, february, way, today, 11th of february, i understand, the anniversary understand, is the anniversary of king henry the eighth. the declaring himself leo and i were just talking about that before we coming out this is this is a church created, you know, from the real church, which was founded saint peter in the founded by saint peter in the eternal city of rome. this church happened because church just happened because henry the eighth wanted to go through wives like taylor swift goes boyfriends. all goes through bad boyfriends. all right. guys come here right. and these guys come here and. the priest says, yeah, and. and the priest says, yeah, ihave and. and the priest says, yeah, i have baptised hundreds of them

in the english channel. surprise surprise. who would come to england ? it's like coming to england? it's like coming to england? it's like coming to england basketball if england to play basketball if they join the of they come to join the church of england, okay, england, they are bogus. okay, easy that. easy as that. >> okay. mean, paul, do you >> okay. i mean, paul, do you think we need to end these asylum that say that, you asylum rules that say that, you know, say you're know, if you if you say you're christian or if you say you're gay, then you know, you have to stay because we can't send you back you back because for a start, you know, if they get sent back, know, if they did get sent back, it's not like it's going to get off plane in afghanistan. off the plane in afghanistan. abdul the plane, abdul ezedi get off the plane, and he's going be like, hey, and he's going to be like, hey, guess guys? i'm christian guess what, guys? i'm christian now. you who now. who was, you know, who wants to up the gallows for wants to set up the gallows for me? he's going you know, me? no, he's going to, you know, if genuinely christian, if he is genuinely christian, he'll keep about it. >> answer initial >> well, to answer your initial question, yes, they should absolutely shouldn't absolutely stop it. it shouldn't have place in first have been in place in the first place. wilfully place. the church are wilfully naive this naive when it comes to this stuff. bad guys know stuff. yeah, the bad guys know how play the church because how to play the church because the church them exactly the church tell them exactly how naive basis. naive they are on a daily basis. yes. i mean, i've got a little bit of skin in the game here because, um, you're an interpreter for the immigration service. law, uh, service. my father in law, uh, was, uh , he was an i o for 40

was, uh, he was an i o for 40 years, and we were just discussing. we were together yesterday, and, uh, immigration officer . all right. sorry. she's officer. all right. sorry. she's the lingo. without her, without explaining myself. yeah. so here is an i o for 40 years, and he was saying that they tried this stuff years and years stuff for years. years and years ago. in time, ago. but in that time, an immigration officer were much better trained. yeah, they were skilful that had been skilful people that had been trained to deal this stuff trained to deal with this stuff and they could see straight through if they through it. yeah. and if they didn't they pointed didn't believe it, they pointed it they went, no it out and they went, no chance mate . you're not pulling the mate. you're not pulling the wool well no, wool over my eyes. well no, sadly public sector sadly i'm public sector organisations systemically organisations are systemically woke, so they probably encourage people to knowingly cheat. >> and they don't. they don't see it as, as something to be. >> that's why they sabotaged previous, uh, um, home secretaries such as, uh, priti patel and sarah le brocq rehman. yeah, that's the deep state resisting against the democratically elected government. >> the woke blob . moving on. >> the woke blob. moving on. we've got the guardian with news of britain's involvement in the slave trade. but this isn't 400 years ago. this is british boys being enslaved right now. paul.

it uh, british boys are at it is, uh, british boys are at risk of modern slavery. >> more at risk of modern >> are more at risk of modern slavery than any other group in the uk. study showed us. so the uk. a study showed us. so the uk. a study showed us. so the analysis found that about two thirds were british and mostly teenagers and vulnerable adults who are forced or coerced or groomed into committing crime for someone else's benefit, much like , uh, county line stuff . and like, uh, county line stuff. and i was quite surprised to see this reported in the guardian because they don't they're not normally champions of the normally the champions of the working and this, working class people. and this, this this overwhelmingly this, this overwhelmingly affects brits and, affects working class brits and, um , it also overwhelmingly um, it also overwhelmingly affects white working class brits as well. and we know this because the guardian don't mention it because let me tell you if, if this if this has been overwhelmingly anything else other than white, it would have got a mention in here. so i went and did a little look, you know, it's absolutely true. i wanted to do a little look. yes. and of course, you know, because because of the uk is white, because 82% of the uk is white, which forget on a regular which we forget on a regular bafis

which we forget on a regular basis the basis, naturally, the overwhelming these overwhelming amount of these teenagers to be that. teenagers are going to be that. and they're from the disenfranchised, they, disenfranchised, you know, they, they're from families. they're from poor families. they've fallen out of education because they don't they don't realise how important it is. they just don't have that structure they structure around them. and they just become vulnerable. and of course, these gangs take advantage of that. so i mean, hats guardian for hats off to the guardian for reporting but this is this, reporting it. but this is this, this is is a big problem this is a this is a big problem andifs this is a this is a big problem and it's happening unlike and it's happening now unlike some other that some of the other stuff that happened 5 million years ago. and else can do it, and and no one else can do it, and no one was related to anyone. no one. >> although yeah, in fairness, this lot easier. this slavery seems a lot easier. you're carrying bundle of you're just carrying a bundle of cocaine, to essex or cocaine, you know, to essex or whatever. it's like you don't need 12 a day need to spend 12 hours a day chopping down some of chopping down some kind of vegetable . vegetable. >> yeah, it's not the conventional slavery conventional form of slavery that you know , um, that we might, you know, um, associate the concept with. and that's that's actually the key approach here because eleanor lyons, the independent anti—slavery commissioner , says anti—slavery commissioner, says that the modern anti slavery modern slavery act needs to be modified or expanded to include this kind of criminal coercion

because then it will help prevent it better . prevent it better. >> okay, great. moving on. we've got the telegraph now and get your tiny violins at the ready. the guardian has slumped to a £39 million loss, and we'll have to staff. i can't believe to fire staff. i can't believe that calling everything racist isn't lucrative business model. >> nicholas, tell about it. >> nicholas, tell me about it. uh, some some so much good news tonight, right? cost. i mean , we tonight, right? cost. i mean, we should be. maybe unhappy for fellow journalists , but they're fellow journalists, but they're not journalists. they're really activists . more activist than activists. more activist than journalists. cost cuts, um, cost cuts loom at the guardian amid widening losses. so they have reported a £39 million loss for the year of 2023. and that's why there's a lot of concern. and of course, this is a concern, which is pretty much industry wide. but in this case, we are talking about, uh, the guardian. but, um , uh, the company reach, which publishes the mirror, they have had the same problems. uh channel 4, another favourite outlet of mine, has announced

80% of its current workforce might have to go by the end of january . so might have to go by the end of january. so this might have to go by the end of january . so this is a trend january. so this is a trend because people have new outlets and new ways of consumption. and that's presumably why , uh, that's presumably why, uh, digital advertisers . digital advertisers. >> pardon? i've got an outlet. >> pardon? i've got an outlet. >> exactly . so and that's why >> exactly. so and that's why they go after us now, leo. okay. not just that kind of outlet, but you know, you have a youtube channel. i have a youtube channel. i have a youtube channel. there's podcasts. so many good podcasts. the non legacy media and no wonder legacy media and no wonder legacy media goes after legacy media or pressures, uh, governance . it's the european governance. it's the european union . other governments or union. other governments or social media platforms to go after these emerging forms of media because they are struggling to monetise and to cope and to adapt to this new wave of or new way of news consumption or media consumption. >> the guardian does get a lot of revenue now from i've noticed at the end of the articles, it says you've received 3912 guardian articles this year. uh,

why don't you give us some money? and i always say no , no, money? and i always say no, no, because i don't want to give them any money i get and we get paid to read guardian articles. >> otherwise we wouldn't. yeah. so to be fair, katharine viner, they're vienna, uh, the editor in chief has tried to ease concerns. according to the sunday times, telling staff that they should worry , but not they should worry, but not panic. that's not reassuring. is it the least reassuring ? the it the least reassuring? the least reassuring message that anyone's ever given? and let's look at her audience. i mean, these are people that are triggered by, i don't know, water or white people . you know, water or white people. you know, the countryside is racist. yeah. this is exactly. yeah. trees are bad. look at, uh, yeah. i mean, these are they sleep with a light on in case a tory walks down the street. these people need better reassurance than that, leo. >> well, that's it for part three. coming up in the final section . are you too fat to fly? section. are you too fat to fly? jesus's birth is rewritten and have you fancied joining a cult?

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welcome back to headliners the daily mail now. and a finnish airline is going to weigh passengers. i guess the weight watchers conference won't be held in helsinki year. paul held in helsinki this year. paul know unlikely. know very unlikely. >> scaling new heights . know very unlikely. >> scaling new heights. uh finnair begins controversial passenger weigh ins before flights amid accusations of fat shaming. and now i know i'm the people's gammon and i am the voice of fat people here on gb news. but this is voluntary , news. but this is voluntary, right? so. and i genuinely think it's a good idea. and the reason it's a good idea. and the reason it is voluntary is because the airlines are trying to save money, and the best way to save money, and the best way to save money to accurately calculate money is to accurately calculate the load. right. the weight of your load. right. and and they've and if you and they've been using up now, they've using it up till now, they've been using of standard, been using sort of standard, would have been provided to would that have been provided to them. adult them. so every average adult weighs amount . and of course weighs x amount. and of course that's and the that's changed a lot. and the and differential between the and the differential between the spectrum is much greater these

days. so they're asking and so far uh, 800 people have volunteered or agreed to be weighed. so when they get on to that skinny. yeah, i'm guaranteeing you like getting on the scales like, hey, check this out. >> whoa. i did not do well in the gym. >> unless. unless it's a seat scale, then some people, they might be just some people might be just some fat people wanting so sit wanting to sit down. so they sit on i know what i feel on the scale. i know what i feel like after the list is like a trail of doughnuts going up to the scales. >> is that, um, yum ey? >> is that, um, yum ey? >> just sit down, mate. okay >> just sit down, mate. okay >> yeah, but we're seeing more and more fat people demanding that they get two seats on planes , it seems. seems a trend. yeah. >> there was this video that went viral and it looked like a lady who had artificially actually, um , boosted, if you actually, um, boosted, if you like , her derriere. right. and like, her derriere. right. and she was demanding, you know, in the name of fighting, fat shaming to be given two seats. and people were like, hey, if you can pay for plastic surgery of your, know, your of your, you know, your brazilian butt lift, you can maybe pay for two seats. yeah.

and some people are finding this, you mentioned, it's this, as you mentioned, it's totally the totally voluntary and the standards obsolete . so it's standards are obsolete. so it's absolutely opinion . absolutely fine in my opinion. but might be but some people might be triggered . well, as long as triggered. well, as long as they're triggered eating they're triggered into eating salad. with that ? salad. what's wrong with that? >> yeah. could save their life. we've got star now with a we've got the star now with a story that's familiar to comedians. went to the comedians. a woman went to the edinburgh fringe and mad . edinburgh fringe and went mad. >> went to edinburgh >> nicholas, i went to edinburgh fringe for a laugh , but ended up fringe for a laugh, but ended up living in a cult for 20 years. this is the second worst thing that can happen to you. if you go to edinburgh fringe, you might into comedy. might bump into a woke comedy. comedians uh, you know, uh, show i >> -- >> and that's the worst thing. >> and that's the worst thing. >> talking about her struggle with, uh, you know , autism or with, uh, you know, autism or being gay in london, you know, the, the being gay in london is so difficult. yeah yeah. >> oh my god, it's so nobody's more oppressed that i know they're dealing their they're dealing with their concerns father left them concerns of father who left them a house or something. >> but but yeah, this is one more you want it for if you more if you want it for if you want one more reason, not to go to edinburgh fringe. is the to edinburgh fringe. this is the lady in kent at um.

lady who studied in kent at um. she was an english teacher, apparently goes to edinburgh some um, in the 80s and bumps into this cult called brahma kumaris . uh, with a rigorous kumaris. uh, with a rigorous regime of meditation, and she ended up living in a communal house in london, in north london, for 20 years, until at some point she said she thought, okay, waking up every day at three in the morning for meditation is not for me. and she left them and now she's publishing her memoirs. >> completely ensconced, >> a completely ensconced, essential, we'll essential, boring story. we'll get the daily mail now, and apple's latest tech gizmo is getting funny looks . getting some funny looks. >> paul, there certainly are apple pro users say they >> paul, there certainly are appbeing pro users say they >> paul, there certainly are appbeing tormented rs say they >> paul, there certainly are appbeing tormented by;ay they >> paul, there certainly are appbeing tormented by curious are being tormented by curious onlookers when they wear their 3500 dollar augmented reality device in the street, and rightly so. leo, if you're wandering around right with one of these headsets on, pretending to type on something or, you know, having a maybe a sexual experience virtually, then while driving a tesla, while driving a tesla, and they have been caught

driving doing this as well. i mean , it's basically a way to mean, it's basically a way to find the stupidest people in society with the most amount of money. >> listen, that's a great market. surely if you want to sell some magic beans. yeah hopefully it's just a fad like apple watches. >> you know, people who bought apple watches at some point because they didn't want to bother, you know, taking their phone out their pocket to see phone out of their pocket to see if had received message. if they had received a message. they here. they had to wash it here. >> they didn't have any >> well, they didn't have any friends, sort of thing. friends, that sort of thing. yeah >> en- yeah >> you make yourself a >> so if you make yourself a target and don't blame the society, well, quickly, let's see in these see if we can squeeze in these next stories. next two stories. >> the express now with the >> the express bus. now with the remake, we've waited years remake, we've waited 2000 years for jesus birth story >> jesus christ's birth story rewritten after lost gospels reveal forgotten parts of bible . reveal forgotten parts of bible. so in the new testament testament , officially we have 27 testament, officially we have 27 book. that's a canon right ? but book. that's a canon right? but then we had in 1945, we had some so—called gnostic or gnostic gospels, depending on how you

pronounce them, found in egypt . pronounce them, found in egypt. uh, about 52 gospel texts . uh, about 52 gospel texts. >> and when i said quickly, yeah , so this is the putin history of russia. >> five, five, five. that was good though. but five seconds. so this is these books or these texts address the gap which was in in 12 until the year 30 of jesus life. okay. cool >> well, finally before, uh , >> well, finally before, uh, before we go, we've, uh uh uh, a intact roman egg has been found. i didn't know romans laid eggs. >> no, i didn't either. perhaps it'll hatch. won first, world first. intact roman egg laid 1700 years ago, has been discovered by archaeologists. and scan has found that and the scan has found that there are some innards within this. found at the bottom this. it was found at the bottom of a wishing well. and, uh , you of a wishing well. and, uh, you know, on tenterhooks . know, we're all on tenterhooks. >> it's probably a roman squatting well . they squatting over the well. they laid it. well, the show is nearly , so let's take nearly over, so let's take another monday's another quick look at monday's front daily mail front pages. the daily mail leads so labour really leads with so labour really changed, you'll have to trust me on that. uh, the telegraph has shapps says woke extremists are

rife in army. the guardian leads with overseas students in push to clear names over english test cheating . the times leads with cheating. the times leads with bonus ban for water bosses who break rules . the bonus ban for water bosses who break rules. the i bonus ban for water bosses who break rules . the i news bonus ban for water bosses who break rules. the i news has hunt braced for double budget blow this week . and finally, the this week. and finally, the daily star has the unhappy wanderer and those were your front page. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and nicholas de santo. doyle is back santo. andrew doyle is back tomorrow at 11 pm. with myself and cressida wetton . if you're and cressida wetton. if you're watching 5 am. stay tuned watching it 5 am. stay tuned for breakfast a great for breakfast and have a great week. night . week. good night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news . on gb news. >> hello there. good evening . >> hello there. good evening. i'm jonathan vautrey here with your gb news weather forecast provided by the met office the next few days. the theme really is spells and showers is clear spells and showers around and we have that really as we sunday as well. as we end sunday as well. showers their way in

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