gb news and the top you're with gb news and the top story is coming to us from the united states tonight concerning the kansas city shooting. >> let's update you on what's happening there. we believe at least 15 people have shot least 15 people have been shot at a super bowl victory parade for the kansas city chiefs. and we now know that one of the victims has died . and three, we victims has died. and three, we understand are in a critical condition. let's show you video footage. if you're watching on tv , showing thousands tv, showing the thousands of fans that victory fans gathering for that victory parade the streets of parade along the streets of kansas city before chaotic scenes broke out, gunshots were heard, people scattered for cover , police saying two armed cover, police saying two armed suspect were taken into custody. ambulances of course. fire trucks on the scene. let's show you this next clip from social media appearing to show the moment. kansas city fans themselves tackle . one of the themselves tackle. one of the gunman to the ground before law enforcement showed up and put him in handcuffs. local tv news stations reporting the stations are reporting the victims include several children who were attending the parade . who were attending the parade. that hasn't been confirmed yet,

but that happening this evening, data time, of course, in kansas city within the last three hours here, we will bring you more information. of course, throughout the day tomorrow on gb news on the outcome of that shooting in kansas city here in the uk, labour says there will still be strong checks on would be mps saying that that's after a second candidate was suspended following accusations in the party of anti—semitism. the former mp, graham jones, was reportedly recorded saying british people who volunteer to fight with the israeli defence forces should be locked up. his suspension came only a day after labour was forced to suspend and withdraw its backing for rochdale by—election. candidate azhar ali, sir keir starmer has pledged again today to root out anti—semitism in the labour party. now a man accused of poisoning a married couple with fentanyl creates false identities to rewrite their

will. a murder trial has been heanng will. a murder trial has been hearing today. prosecutors told chelmsford crown court that luke dewitt described as an adopted son by the victim's , named son by the victim's, named himself director of their business so he could benefit from their deaths. he's accused of murdering stephen and carol baxter , both in their 60s, and baxter, both in their 60s, and manipulating their daughter , who manipulating their daughter, who eventually found them dead . the eventually found them dead. the 34 year old denies murder and the trial is expected to continue for six weeks. shoplift has hit a record high in the uk. that's according to the british retail council artium, with almost 17 million instances recorded last year. that's more than double the year before, which was 8 million. the amount lost to shoplifting is costing retailers . around £1.8 billion retailers. around £1.8 billion every year, a record sum that will inevitably be passed on to innocent shoppers through higher prices. it's the first time it's also surpassed the billion pound mark and violence and abuse against shop workers. also

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>> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at thursday's news papers. i'm your host simon evans, joining me tonight, two wonderful comedians. we have the fabulous and scott leo kearse and and famous scott leo kearse and the famous scott scott capurro. they've made a very clever connection between you two. >> their little pun . >> their little pun. >> their little pun. >> yeah, i see what you did. >> yeah, i see what you did. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and it's completely innocent, which is unusual. >> and it's completely innocent, which is unusual . yeah. for which is unusual. yeah. for here. no need. fill insulted particularly by that . so you're particularly by that. so you're both. well, yeah. you're obviously both experiencing very different than i've different climates than i've been experiencing lately. you particularly , was your particularly scott, was your climate. quite cold, wet, climate. well, quite cold, wet, damp, miserable. but you seem to be enjoying floridian sunshine . be enjoying floridian sunshine. >> oh i some of it spray on, but also i swim outdoors . and even also i swim outdoors. and even if it's cloudy, you get a bit of sun and a bit of skin cancer. i'm getting bruises my i'm getting bruises on my forearms. it's very italian. i'm getting bruises on my forel rms. it's very italian. i'm getting bruises on my forel rms. thinking italian.

i'm getting bruises on my forel rms. thinking itéthe. i'm getting bruises on my forel rms. thinking itéthe shirt, >> i was thinking of the shirt, really? gone for the. really? but you've gone for the. it's an illogical expression. what is the out before i move on? because it's not an alligator. >> no, it's ralph lauren. oh. >> no, it's ralph lauren. oh. >> it is okay. that's very nice. yeah. and when you're tkmaxx like me, this is a tkmaxx. >> it's actually ted baker, which is quite classy. and which is quite the classy. and the maxx . the tk maxx. >> not gold leaf. this is >> not quite. gold leaf. this is the £20. >> not real. absolutely. >> not real. absolutely. >> well, it ends up on the clearance sooner or later. anyway don't we all? let's have a the front pages a look at the front pages of the daily us off with the daily mail. kick us off with the explosion in hatred against jews in britain. the telegraph has. russia will put nuclear weapon into space, and zeppelin were just not right for us. that's the one i shall be reading later. guardian new ceasefire vote ramps up. pressure on starmer. the express we're on the up so loosen the purse strings. mr hunt and i news interest rates to remain above 2, says bank chief. and finally

the daily star love is sniffing your smelly feet. those were your smelly feet. those were your front pages . so kicking us your front pages. so kicking us off this in—depth look into the front pages. we have the telegraph, leo. >> yeah, so russia wants to put a nuclear weapon into space. us intelligence indicates, in what was described as a serious security threat. yeah, i thought russian nuclear weapons in space would be a bit of a security threat. biden been threat. so joe biden has been urged to declassify this. this intelligence on the military operation , which has been shared operation, which has been shared with every member of us congress. so i imagine congress. so i should imagine one of them will blab. yeah, pretty, pretty soon. one of them will blab. yeah, pre'they'etty soon. one of them will blab. yeah, pre'they'etty sgot. one of them will blab. yeah, pre'they'etty sgot it now have one of them will blab. yeah, pre'thbecause got it now have one of them will blab. yeah, pre'thbecause earlierow have one of them will blab. yeah, pre'thbecause earlier |n have one of them will blab. yeah, pre'thbecause earlier i sawve they? because earlier i saw there was a sort of veiled warning about twitter and warning about it on twitter and people we need . so people were saying, we need. so that's yes, this that's happened now. yes, this has around. has been been pinging around. >> i'm >> it's interesting timing. i'm not it's psyop, but it not saying it's a psyop, but it is given not saying it's a psyop, but it is you given not saying it's a psyop, but it is you know, given not saying it's a psyop, but it is you know, we've given not saying it's a psyop, but it is you know, we've gi'this the, you know, we've had this ukraine bill that's been ukraine funding bill that's been stymied a couple of times and,

you know, it's finally passed the it's now got to the senate and it's now got to go the which is go through the house, which is i believe republican believe that's republican controlled. could really believe that's republican cont uh,3d. could really believe that's republican cont uh, really could really believe that's republican cont uh, really get»uld really believe that's republican cont uh, really get knockedy believe that's republican cont uh, really get knocked back get, uh, really get knocked back there. and it's, you know, it's real crunch time for, for ukraine. and they're running out of artillery . they're running of artillery. they're running out know, the basic out of, you know, the basic armaments need to just armaments that they need to just defend borders. you defend their borders. and, you know, positional know, they're in a positional attritional war the moment attritional war at the moment with russia. and without that, i mean, russia's got like five times as many artillery shells to, them. to, to fire at them. >> mean, am seeing >> well, i mean, i am seeing a lot saying now that lot of people saying now that there three ends there are essentially three ends to either , um, we actually to this, either, um, we actually just up the commitment from the west to an extent that russia would regard as, as , uh, you would regard as, as, uh, you know, world war iii. yeah. you know, world war iii. yeah. you know, or we just continue as we are allowing the ukrainians to enter the meat grinder, or we negotiate a settlement and it will be it will stick in our craw because russia will leave with more than it started with. >> yeah. i mean, it's not much of grinder for ukraine. of a meat grinder for ukraine. there's you know,

there's still, you know, way higher attrition on the russian side, especially right now because defending. because ukraine's defending. so, you defending you know, when you're defending you know, when you're defending you lose far vehicles and you lose far fewer vehicles and troops. so it's about it's about 5 to 1, especially around avdiivka , which is a sort of you avdiivka, which is a sort of you know, main hub the know, the main hub of the fighting the donbas area at fighting in the donbas area at the moment. and so you would be bullish still on on, on, uh, toughing it out and uh , like toughing it out and uh, like minimising the, the final. oh man. we should just push. >> we should just give ukraine whatever it needs. >> whatever it needs just >> whatever it needs to just i mean, is really mean, because russia is really like to replace like it's not able to replace its tanks. they're using tanks from like the 1950s. this is the stuff they're pulling out of storage. it's, you know, for storage. and it's, you know, for all the, you know, people think, oh, strong oh, russia is this strong country , blah, blah, it's country, blah, blah, blah. it's not navy has been completely not the navy has been completely decimated . decimated. >> they took a ship down today, didn't they, with the drone? >> they took a ship down today, didn'tyeah. with the drone? >> they took a ship down today, didn'tyeah.v1mean, drone? >> they took a ship down today, didn'tyeah.v1mean, drccould do yeah, yeah. i mean, we could do a benefit performance. that's another could another option. we could do that another option. we could do that a for them in a little show for them in edinburgh raise edinburgh just to raise awareness . awareness. >> been little in >> there's been very little in offer i've noticed compared to iraq afghanistan , an iraq and afghanistan, an opportunity go out and

opportunity to go out and entertain . exactly i entertain the troops. exactly i know you think about know what do you think about this though, do know what do you think about this think though, do know what do you think about this think this»ugh, do know what do you think about this think this sounds do know what do you think about this think this sounds like do know what do you think about thisthink this sounds like like know what do you think about tiscare?< this sounds like like know what do you think about tiscare? uh, s sounds like like know what do you think about tiscare? uh, to ounds like like know what do you think about tiscare? uh, to ound ofike like a scare? uh, to kind of galvanise support ? galvanise support? >> i think they're trying to amass a public, a unified public opinion because i think the us, like you said, it tends to go party lines, but they are a bit split on the funding about what to do next. some for some reason, the republicans, who are usually very bullish in war, they seem to to restrict they seem to want to restrict funding for this country that's that needs all the help they can get, especially it's get, especially when it's essentially, you know, a european, christian country. >> it's like you think these are the people you'd want to defend. you know, this is a we did encourage them to remove their own self defence years own self defence two years ago. >> be there for them. >> f also t also encourage them. >> also encourage russia >> we did also encourage russia to, uh , understand that nato to, uh, understand that nato would not be inching its way towards its borders. that was. well, yes . we cannot go any well, yes. we cannot go any further on this. i mean, the russians have encouraged that as well . what about what about the well. what about what about the tiktok stars in the metro? scott >> oh, right. well, the, um,

tiktok has decided to, uh. well not tiktok itself, but their . not tiktok itself, but their. well, yeah, i think they're a part of this, actually, they're going start tiktok going to start using tiktok influencers from iraq influencers from albania, iraq and and iran. they've been and egypt and iran. they've been approached by the home office here the uk . there's been £1 here in the uk. there's been £1 million set aside for this advertising campaign to get these influencers to encourage people to cross over people to not try to cross over into the uk . yeah, they're into the uk. yeah, they're trying to tell people, look , trying to tell people, look, there's nothing for you there . there's nothing for you there. >> um, so are they going to be like providing tiktok videos live from basingstoke? >> so , yeah. and saying >> i guess so, yeah. and saying look how look, look it's look how look, look what it's actually there's actually like. and there's one albanian known as um dia . albanian rapper known as um dia. >> i'm trying, as in omg is it? >> i'm trying, as in omg is it? >> yes, omg i'm just pronouncing omg no, it's like in lowercase. >> or maybe you're right. >> or maybe you're right. >> yeah yeah has selected >> yeah yeah has been selected as candidate because >> yeah yeah has been selected as uses candidate because >> yeah yeah has been selected as uses platform te because >> yeah yeah has been selected as uses platform to because he uses the platform to influence and educate youngsters to work hard and follow their passions. so i think they're trying people, look, trying to say to people, look, just here, know, make just stay here, you know, make wine , do whatever you plan to wine, do whatever you plan to do. happens albania do. yeah, it happens in albania and hope for the best. don't go

across the channel. it's very dangerous. you might drown whatever saying. whatever they're saying. >> you get here, >> and even when you get here, do you want to do you really want to join a machete gang? because machete drug gang? because you know but know the high kicks. but uh, yeah, hot days in a nice rack. >> but. yeah, i know what you mean. for these mean. yeah. the future for these people but for a lot people either way. but for a lot of crossing over of these people crossing over that they don't really have a it's a they it's not like it's a like they have choices . this is have options or choices. this is what is their last what they think is their last choice influence choice. so trying to influence them it is in many them to not do it is in many ways, some cases pointless. ways, in some cases pointless. >> but look, look, the people who actually who come here, they're actually the wealthiest, uh, the sort of wealthiest, uh, people. mate mo, he's people. i mean, my mate mo, he's like, somalia, his like, you know, in somalia, his family's pretty well the family's pretty well off by the standards of somalia. so, standards of somalia. yeah. so, you to be able to pay the people. >> well, if it's your mate mo, then you must be right in every case. i think what i think case. but i think what i think for mean, for some people, i mean, if you're smuggling you're paying a people smuggling guy, true. yeah, guy, it's true. yeah, yeah, yeah, be yeah, of course you might be paying yeah, of course you might be paying them. you know, the last money the planet, money you have on the planet, i mean, your last eight grand. >> grand. >> yeah, your last eight grand. >> yeah, your last eight grand. >> it's pretty. it's a >> i think it's pretty. it's a pretty desperate situation for a lot anyway. lot of people. anyway. >> albanians by >> these guys are albanians by the that's what's the look of it. that's what's being of being discussed in terms of the tiktok well, again , they tiktok stars. well, again, they said and

said iraqis, egyptians and iranians, all sorts of some of their content to it their content. i have to say it was lost me . but, was kind of lost on me. but, you know, it would be, know, well, yeah, it would be, wouldn't it? >> wearing vest >> you're wearing a vest watching show routine. watching a show routine. but yes. yeah. yes. yeah yeah. >> well, and a lot of this has been driven by social media because when people because of course when people get here, don't to because of course when people get iaround don't to because of course when people get iaround and)n't to because of course when people get iaround and)n't like, to turn around and be like, oh, i've a terrible so i've made a terrible mistake. so they the pictures they post all the pictures of themselves they post all the pictures of the we elves they post all the pictures of the we all; facebook, £10 >> we all do on facebook, £10 notes. great life is notes. how great our life is going, i know. >> now what about mirror? >> now what about the mirror? uh, nhs nurses again? uh, leo, with nhs nurses again? >> so there's a recruitment >> yes. so there's a recruitment meltdown in the nhs and nhs nurses crisis. and there's the fears for the health service future as student medic numbers plummet . so future as student medic numbers plummet. so the number of applications degrees courses applications 4 degrees courses in nursing plummeted from . in nursing plummeted from. 46,000in 2021 to 31,000. this yeah 46,000in 2021 to 31,000. this year. obviously, you know that was during or just at the start of the pandemic. i think, you know, when you have a pandemic, being nurse less of an being a nurse becomes less of an attractive option. >> 5 attractive option. >> a lot more >> you know, there's a lot more tiktok opportunities though, isn't know, isn't there? yeah. you know, i don't know. i mean, it just seems to be such ongoing seems to be such an ongoing background. of

background. roar of dissatisfaction nhs now. dissatisfaction in the nhs now. it's very hard to differentiate from one moment to the next. >> do you mean from the customer perspective from people perspective or from the people that it's, that work there, whether it's, you junior seem you know, junior doctors seem to be in be going on strike one day in fall something that fall or something of that this yean fall or something of that this year, worked year, i think they've worked about the potential. about 80% of the potential. >> don't know, it would. >> i don't know, it would. i mean, is there any kind of, mean, what is there any kind of, uh, to this at all or uh, solution to this at all or do we just have to put up with it as a kind of like, it's like it's like being on the victoria line between stockwell and victoria. >> i just think they have to deal increase deal with they have to increase payment. they have to increase what they pay them. it just has payment. they have to increase ngo they pay them. it just has payment. they have to increase ngo up.' pay them. it just has payment. they have to increase ngo up. yeah.:hem. it just has to go up. yeah. >> trouble with >> and the trouble with socialised medical care is that, you the states are you know, the states are monopoly. so they can they can they suppress wages in they can suppress wages in america for uh, you know, people get paid way more to, to work in nursing. >> something >> they pay something like 80% of health of their gdp, goes on health care . they're the other care. they're the other hand, they care. but your they get health care. but your doctor's office carpeting doctor's office has carpeting and cappuccino and they offer you cappuccino when now, let's when you show up. now, let's just the daily star just finally hit the daily star very quickly before we move on, you've got about 30s on this, scott. apparently scott. all right. apparently

sniffing scott. all right. apparently srbig�*ng scott. all right. apparently srbig turn on in the uk. a big turn on in the uk. >> over 2 million people have expressed interest. it's not just it's a drive. and just a fetish, it's a drive. and this is funny. just a fetish, it's a drive. and this is funny . the photo of the this is funny. the photo of the guy here looks like steve merchant worked merchant to me, whom i worked with monday night. i wish with on monday night. i wish i known i could have who'd with on monday night. i wish i kn> he can have any feet he likes. just a very, um. >> began with fergie, >> this began with fergie, didn't it? >> yeah. and david miller. >> yeah. and david miller. >> yeah, yeah, this long. >> yeah, yeah, this is long. this is always been cropping. >> there >> and he actually got in there and as well. you know >> and he actually got in there adidn't as well. you know >> and he actually got in there adidn't think as well. you know >> and he actually got in there adidn't think it as well. you know >> and he actually got in there adidn't think it was nell. you know >> and he actually got in there adidn't think it was nell thing.;now i didn't think it was my thing. >> a flight to >> and then i was on a flight to milan from london. and there's a guy next to me with his loafers kind hanging off his toes, kind of hanging off his toes, kind of hanging off his toes, kind and with kind of off his heels, and with no and i like, i, no socks on. and i was like, i, i feel know you . i i feel like i know you. i enjoyed much more enjoyed that flight much more than usual. >> w- e like n equals >> so there's one like n equals one from both of you that's balanced right. that's balanced. right. that's it for part after the break, we'll part one. after the break, we'll have shoplifters getting off lightly. naughty lightly. some very naughty nurses see you in a couple of

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israel, talked about israel with an expletive . . so leo an expletive.. so leo the daily mail now labour's lead is shrinking, the daily mail now labour's lead is shrinking , though not quite is shrinking, though not quite down to rishi sunak size just yet. >> so labour's poll lead over the tories falls falls by seven points in a fortnight their lead is at just 93 points over the. no it's not. but it was , it was up it's not. but it was, it was up around the thing. it peaked at around the thing. it peaked at around 36 points. yeah 37. it was ridiculous. >> insanely mike reid and the children. do you remember run around? you may never have seen it . they had to sort of seen it. they had to sort of stand on a correct answer, and they all go, right. choose your

answer. now and they'd all, like, clatter around and run. then they'd look at each other and then he'd go run around now and then he'd go run around now and they'd all basically adapt their thinking to whatever everyone else had. right? it was a massive social experiment. the madness of the crowd . yeah, madness of the crowd. yeah, exactly. yes. >> they carry on the lead after he sort of intoned on the israel was was behind the hamas attacks. yes >> on october the they allowed them to happen. that's right. >> yeah. yeah which is a you know that's a you know pretty dicey conspiracy theory. uh, and, and also labour have ditched their , their £20 billion ditched their, their £20 billion a year. green that a large amount of labour's is like there's a fear of the bloc vote, the muslim vote , um, bloc vote, the muslim vote, um, distort, do you know what i

mean? rather than i don't think there's 28 billion green thing was uppermost in most people's mind in fact, if anything, i think a lot of traditional labour voters feel most impacted by like a lot of the net zero. >> and it it was a misleading amount anyway, because a certain amount anyway, because a certain amount of that money was already invested. so it was really 28 million. it was there was already 10 or 12 million plan to invest. so it was more like a 16 million thing. yeah, a billion. yeah. sorry. billion. yeah. yeah. i'm sorry. billion. yeah. >> grew in >> yeah. i grew up in the million as well. you've million era as well. but you've got to i'm confused because i've got to i'm confused because i've got a lot going on in my head. >> i've been to >> i've been added to the rochdale ticket today, i've rochdale ticket today, so i've been gangs been joining grooming gangs all day long. >> i'm just going , remark, his kind >> i'm just going, remark, his kind what's the word suggestions or speculations as the word i want anyway, the independent mark coleman , the independent simon coleman, the independent simon danczuk , uh, which is a familiar danczuk, uh, which is a familiar name, isn't it? reform uk, ian donaldson , liberal democrat paul

donaldson, liberal democrat paul ellison oh, i've done those in the wrong way round. sorry. it's paul ellison, conservative ian donaldson, liberal democrat, the independent simon danczuk and the coleman . so the independent mark coleman. so there are. don't forget there we are. and don't forget me i'm in. yeah, yeah me i'm a write in. yeah, yeah i mean i don't i thought george galloway was still standing. i thought he's the next thought he was he's the next is another . i'm going to go another page. i'm going to go away to the monster loony party george galloway workers george galloway tiktok workers party of britain, michael howarth, independent. william howarth, independent. william howarth, independent. william howarth, independent. well, that's good. that must be a tough party. tough dinner party. >> . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> sunday, london, the sunday. >> sunday, london, the sunday. >> all right. howard we have to, uh, give orton green party raving rodent sub. >> oh, god. official monster raving loony. david tully, independent. i think that's it, scott. yeah. that's it. they've all gone. my goodness. well i mean, if the if the voters of rochdale can get into the bottom of the list, maybe they can find rochdale can get into the bottom ofway list, maybe they can find rochdale can get into the bottom ofway lis'ofnaybe they can find rochdale can get into the bottom ofway lis'of demonstrating| find rochdale can get into the bottom ofway lis'of demonstrating their a way of, of demonstrating their disappointment. >> i've been buying frozen pizzas for girls all day pizzas for young girls all day long. it's exhausting. those long. it's exhausting. all those iphones totally iphones had to purchase totally worth it, though. vote

worth it, though. they'll vote for some who been for me some who has been a little of , um, a witch hunt, little bit of, um, a witch hunt, hasn't there ? hasn't there? >> well, hasn't there, i don't know, i don't want to beg question, it seems to question, but it seems to me there's a bit a witch question, but it seems to me there now a bit a witch question, but it seems to me there now every a witch question, but it seems to me there now every labourtch hunt now in every labour candidate his record candidate is having his record combed for any remotely anti—israel sentiment. i think people are allowed to say using the saying , you know, f off the saying, you know, f off israel. >> i don't think that's a remote anti—israel statement . i think anti—israel statement. i think both those statements, they've been looking not remote both those statements, they've be all. ooking not remote both those statements, they've be all. i)king not remote both those statements, they've be all. i think not remote both those statements, they've be all. i think it's not remote both those statements, they've be all. i think it's about remote both those statements, they've be all. i think it's about time te at all. i think it's about time there have been people the there have been people in the labour party outside labour labour party and outside labour party decade and party for about a decade and a half, labour party to half, begging labour party to examine its own examine itself in its own anti—semitic and its past. yeah. examine itself in its own ameanemitic and its past. yeah. examine itself in its own amean ,nitic and its past. yeah. examine itself in its own amean , why and its past. yeah. examine itself in its own amean , why are its past. yeah. examine itself in its own amean , why are they ast. yeah. examine itself in its own amean , why are they waiting?i. i mean, why are they waiting? why are they dragging their feet still? taking so long? >> obviously know why. >> we obviously know why. anyway, legal case anyway, scott, a legal case involving in involving channel immigrants in the channel migrants, i should say telegraph , that is say in the telegraph, that is sure of our sure to strike many of our viewers as somewhat think. >> well, the french prosecutors are investigating the british coastguard following the deaths of four uk bound migrants in the engush of four uk bound migrants in the english apparently english channel. apparently there's some complaints the

there's some complaints by the refugee aid charity utopia, 56, in documents , there was a in legal documents, there was a crossing, a maritime disaster on december 14th, 2022. uh, dozens of people in a small boat ended up in the sea and they called in for help . and apparently they for help. and apparently they did. the people that they called, they were begging for help, saying, we've got children on board. please come , please on board. please come, please help us. and the, uh, his majesty's coastguard and the maritime prefect in france , um, maritime prefect in france, um, left 45 minutes later to go rescue these people. and in the meantime, 45 minutes later. >> pardon me. no no, they they they left the dock 45 minutes after getting a call. >> that's the problem. and although some of these, these sailors they've been interviewing saying 45 minutes is actually fine once you get the boat ready, once you're prepared, but it's prepared, that right. but it's a bit quicker in daylight, they say. >> but the complaint that >> but the complaint is that they faster . they should have it faster. >> should more. it should >> it should be more. it should be . there be more predictable. there should be more prepared. and it costs their costs these four people their lives well, the late arrival >> yeah, well, the late arrival caused them their lives. let's

say the, the decision to get on board a dinghy was that illegal people smuggling . people smuggling. >> well, when you said that this was a, you know, vexatious case, i think it is . i think it is. >> yeah. i don't think our coastguard subject coastguard should be subject to legal pick legal cases for failing to pick up 10, legal cases for failing to pick up to, and, up people who've chosen to, and, well, they are trying. >> the guy who was sailing the boat, ibrahim ba , he's in court boat, ibrahim ba, he's in court accused of manslaughter after piloting the boat. he said piloting the boat. but he said that threatened piloting the boat. but he said that he'd threatened piloting the boat. but he said that he'd be threatened piloting the boat. but he said that he'd be killed atened piloting the boat. but he said that he'd be killed ifened piloting the boat. but he said that he'd be killed if he didn't go ahead with the voyage. he had no as his no choice. um, as this as his trial continues, french authorities are focusing on any possible of official possible culpability of official agencies as well . anyone else agencies as well. anyone else involved with him ? involved with him? >> what do you think, leanne? >> what do you think, leanne? >> well, this is all coming from these ngos that these charities and ngos that help migrants encourage help migrants and encourage migrants make that dangerous migrants to make that dangerous crossing and are the crossing and really are the people with blood on their hands. this refugee aid hands. there's this refugee aid charity, utopia 56, which has filed these complaints for involuntary manslaughter and failure aid and these failure to render aid and these most of these charities get government funding. i really don't understand why a conservative is conservative government is funding these far crazy

funding these far left crazy charities that are encouraging people to throw their lives away in the channel. yeah they just don't think that the british and french authorities dealt with the effectively . the mayday calls effectively. >> and well, they see they see a legal case offering them the opportunity to make trouble. >> in that respect, whether or not they genuinely believe not they genuinely don't believe that i would question as that i would question because as they the. they as the. >> are you saying that they're lying to point? yeah no. lying to make a point? yeah no. do you have any proof of that? no >> anymore than n no >> anymore than do. but >> anymore than they do. but i think i've already well, think i've already had well, they have four bodies on their hands. they well no, hands. they have well no, no, those people, those people weren't the royal weren't attacked by the royal navy. i mean, that will come sooner or later. that hasn't sooner or later. but that hasn't started yet . right, scott? started yet. right, scott? another initiative. wow. >> okay. um seriously, there's no there's no , uh, proof that no there's no, uh, proof that they can believe that this is a derogation of duty . derogation of duty. >> the coastguard have said this is roughly how long it takes to get they're bringing in get out. they're bringing in this is just making get out. they're bringing in this and ust making get out. they're bringing in this and ustelevating the trouble. and is elevating the prospect. . that in prospect. i think. that in a way, i agree with something

about what you're saying, only because it took the french and the british the same amount of time to leave dock and to get there. >> so you're right, that probably to probably is what it's going to take. prepared for take. so to be prepared for that, bring bring that, you know, bring a bring a thingy. are they called. thingy. what are they called. they should have nice they should have had a nice a life meant. >> p- f— e west i was going >> yeah. mae west i was going to say gwyn. ralph say a nell gwyn. i'm sure ralph lauren anyway lauren makes one in pink. anyway another scott, another initiative, scott, that could stop people making dangerous illegal channel crossings. handing out fake photocopied qualifications. >> apparently , yes. >> apparently, yes. >> apparently, yes. >> they're much more safer. route the nhs has discovered an industrial scale . industrial scale. >> industrial scale qualifications fraud. more than 700 nurses have been caught in this potential scandal. apparently these nurses . in apparently these nurses. in nigeria had other people take their tests for them, pose as they were , and then they showed they were, and then they showed up the uk with limited up in the uk with limited qualifications to do their job. a lot of these nurses have wound up positions care homes as up in positions in care homes as assistants nurses. so those assistants to nurses. so those are people. we have to are not those people. we have to really, really concerned with immediate, they should really, really concerned with imiremoved they should really, really concerned with imiremoved the they should really, really concerned with imiremoved the positions,.d be removed from the positions, they're more concerned with people serving people who are actually serving as yeah. as nurses in hospitals. yeah.

and think there may and they think there may be somewhere between there are so many numbers in this, but at least 100 women that they're looking for and that they're going to i thought i thought 7000. >> sorry. well that's the people who are actually serving in hospitals who are actually serving in hosokay. if they also kept >> okay. if they also kept saying a number like 699 was thrown around to , sorry, 669 thrown around to, sorry, 669 strong second batch of nigerian health staff who test results had just found were also obtained through fraud. so it seems as though been seems as though this has been going while and going on for quite a while and there have been flows of these people from nigeria people coming over from nigeria and different, you know, uh, times . times. >> yeah. i mean, i think this is it goes back to that story we covered the page covered in the front page where we own medical we need to train our own medical staff. whole staff. i mean, the whole concept of stealing , poaching medical of stealing, poaching medical staff poorer countries in staff from poorer countries in africa that just i mean, morally, that seems bankrupt . morally, that seems bankrupt. like, you know, people africa like, you know, people in africa need need those nurses need those need those nurses more than we do. and more than more than we do. and also obviously don't have also they obviously don't have the sort of stringent the same sort of stringent levels control on the levels of quality control on the degrees and on the training. >> even the people who've actually those degrees, let actually got those degrees, let alone who've just

actually got those degrees, let alone a who've just actually got those degrees, let alone a fake, who've just actually got those degrees, let alone a fake, like, �*ve just actually got those degrees, let alone a fake, like, yeah,t bought a fake, like, yeah, i mean, fake mean, i managed to buy a fake enugu when i was travelling enugu card when i was travelling around pass , you around as a press pass, you know, into a few shows . know, to get into a few shows. but this a slightly well, but this is a slightly well, they have test they have they have 800 test centres and they've centres worldwide and they've um, the, the, the nmc has stopped using 40 of them. >> it says here, i guess because of these fraudulent charges . but of these fraudulent charges. but i think they like you said, they , you know, they they have to go abroad to find people. abroad to find these people. they choice . they have no choice. >> leo, wrap >> telegraph now, leo, to wrap up half the possibility up this half the possibility of chemical castration for non—violent offenders come non—violent offenders has come up again, or at least is about to. >> well, you may be projecting on at this point. so shoplifters should be spared prosecution in jail to help tackle court backlogs and overcrowded prison, says the former head of the crown prosecution service. i mean, yeah, why don't we just do away with the whole jail system altogether? have altogether? then we won't have any finding spaces for any problem finding spaces for people. we can let all the, people. we can just let all the, you rapists and murderers you know, rapists and murderers walk streets. but walk the streets. but apparently, , there is apparently, um, there is a better system. so durham police's checkpoint scheme , uh, police's checkpoint scheme, uh, slashed reoffending rates by

burglars, shoplifters and thieves by sparing them prosecution in return for agreeing to undergo rehabilitation for problems such as mental ill health and drug or dnnk . as mental ill health and drug or drink . so, apparently, of drink abuse. so, apparently, of the nearly 3000 offenders involved, only 6% re—offended, which is a really that's a that's a lot less than . that's a lot less than. >> i mean, i don't want to necessarily see shoplifters in jail. joking that's jail. all joking aside, that's kind of ridiculous, isn't it? but obviously also to but obviously you also have to stop because it's stop shoplifting because it's very demoralising. >> they scared the hell of >> they scared the hell out of me got caught. me when i was 17, i got caught. yeah, and really? yeah, me too. and yeah, really? >> fact . yeah. all >> earlier, in fact. yeah. all right. >> just f- f just do, uh, i right. >> just do, uh, i did do right. >> overjust do, uh, i did do right. >> over the do, uh, i did do right. >> over the summer did do right. >> over the summer tod do right. >> over the summer to work time over the summer to work with , uh, time over the summer to work with , uh, you with kids. little, uh, uh, you know, kids with problems . um, know, kids with problems. um, and then i had to give back some money. that was a lot. $500 was a of money wow. yeah a lot of money then. wow. yeah in 1981, that was straight as die. >> ever since. >> ever since. >> i don't even pick a grape off of vine and it. don't of vine and gobble it. i don't nothing, i do of it. nothing, i don't do any of it. >> mint dinner. >> single mint after dinner. >> single mint after dinner. >> make it harder >> they need to make it harder because, supermarket, >> they need to make it harder bec.supposed supermarket, >> they need to make it harder bec.supposed to supermarket, >> they need to make it harder bec.supposed to be|permarket, >> they need to make it harder bec.supposed to be my�*narket, >> they need to make it harder bec.supposed to be my own et, >> they need to make it harder bec.supposed to be my own police i'm supposed to be my own police officer making sure i don't steal as i put the steal anything. as i put the stuff through. it's like, man,

i'm. not going i'm. i'm definitely not going to, know, i'm not good to, you know, i'm not a good police officer myself. yeah yeah. >> no, what you mean. >> no, i know what you mean. we've inherited >> no, i know what you mean. wlote inherited >> no, i know what you mean. wlot of inherited >> no, i know what you mean. wlot of artefacts inherited >> no, i know what you mean. wlot of artefacts from inherited >> no, i know what you mean. wlot of artefacts from ounerited >> no, i know what you mean. wlot of artefacts from our highd a lot of artefacts from our high trust society that not necessarily yeah, necessarily still apply. yeah, but lasted for five minutes for me. >> i've worked in stores. >> i've worked in stores. >> some of the ones that i shoplifted from as an employee. and lot of places, the and a lot of those places, the high shoplifting comes high amount of shoplifting comes from within. the employee from within. it's the employee stealing taking home. from within. it's the employee ste.yeah, taking home. from within. it's the employee ste.yeah, it's taking home. from within. it's the employee ste.yeah, it's intaking home. from within. it's the employee ste.yeah, it's in the1g home. from within. it's the employee ste.yeah, it's in the house. me. >> yeah, it's in the house. that's it for part two. don't despair. we'll be back in a minute. anti—semitic minute. with anti—semitic comedians don't it's not comedians. don't worry. it's not you, autistic incels. you, scott. and autistic incels. it's don't worry it's not you, leo. don't worry anyway. well, maybe , uh, see you anyway. well, maybe, uh, see you after the

on month, year on year, though, compared to january 2023, food pnces compared to january 2023, food prices are up . prices are up. >> and welcome back to headliner . so scott, the big news in comedy circles now is in the guardian. and what did i tell you. it's always the non—verbal ones. ones. >> ones. >> hahaha. um yes. this comic paul curry has apparently been banned and as a comedian from

the soho theatre , meaning he's the soho theatre, meaning he's been fired. >> career ending . >> career ending. >> career ending. >> banned. yeah, yeah. can you imagine? i've imagine? i mean, i've been removed roster , so removed from their roster, so with no press release, i'm jealous of this guy. um, he , uh, jealous of this guy. um, he, uh, was doing a non—verbal show. apparently, not all his shows are that . i've seen some of his are that. i've seen some of his clips. does . clips. he does. >> he's quite clownish, though. >> he's quite clownish, though. >> he's quite clownish, though. >> he himself >> he's. he calls himself a dadaist . right. or, um, other dadaist. right. or, um, other things . i dadaist. right. or, um, other things. i don't think he's. i'm not quite sure he's as brilliant as himself to be, but as he labels himself to be, but but he was doing a non—verbal show that night, and he held up a palestinian ukrainian a palestinian and a ukrainian flag , and he a palestinian and a ukrainian flag, and he asked a palestinian and a ukrainian flag , and he asked the a palestinian and a ukrainian flag, and he asked the audience to stand up and do a standing ovation. and these two people, this uh , leah, leah, have this guy, uh, leah, leah, have eaten. we should know his name by now because he's been on every network talking about this for the last five days, including this one here. and he said and friend did said that he and his friend did not when this not stand up. and when this comic, curry noticed, comic, paul curry noticed, he said, for not said, well, thanks for not standing why didn't you? and standing up. why didn't you? and they said, well, didn't they said, well, we didn't like that. we like the show until you brought yeah. and brought that flag out. yeah. and then the then he ordered them out of the room. get get out! room. get out, get out, get out! they a chant with

they did a he did a chant with somewhere hundred somewhere between 102 hundred people i'm not people in the audience. i'm not sure heard all these sure i've heard all these numbers onto sure i've heard all these nun street onto sure i've heard all these nun street to onto sure i've heard all these nun street to wait. onto sure i've heard all these nun street to wait. and onto sure i've heard all these nun street to wait. and while)nto the street to wait. and while they the audience they did wait, the audience pounng they did wait, the audience pouring right after because they did wait, the audience pou show right after because they did wait, the audience pou show was ght after because they did wait, the audience pou show was nearfter because they did wait, the audience pou show was near its' because they did wait, the audience pou show was near its end,iuse they did wait, the audience pou show was near its end, were the show was near its end, were glaring and felt glaring at them, and they felt unsafe . yeah, now i have i have unsafe. yeah, now i have i have a few problems with this. i'm not so sure that a comedy shows where you go to feel safe. also, if you had checked any of his social media which social media feed, which audiences do before they audiences should do before they go something, would if go see something, i would if i was spend that kind of was going to spend that kind of money. he money. this is not cheap, he says what his says right there. what his allegiance is. if you know what his allegiance is and you walk in and you feel unsafe when he raises that flag, it may be it might be your problem. i just don't think that a comedy club, i don't think a comedy is i don't think a comedy club is a place told how place you go to be told how great you or for someone to great you are, or for someone to agree, but now him chanting them out room . out of the room. >> i you're terribly wrong >> i think you're terribly wrong there, it's absolutely >> i think you're terribly wrong ther i think you're terribly wrong ther> i think you're terribly wrong ther> i think you're terribly wrong ther

quite hidden there. quite well hidden there. >> being . >> being. >> being. >> yeah, because. because >> but. yeah, because. because of or, you know, of disrupted or, you know, because them. because i don't like them. because good looking because i just want good looking people know, think people there. you know, i think you've got to trust the performers instincts. yes. and, you in a case like this you know, in a case like this andifs you know, in a case like this and it's funny to see people who you're like , oh, cancel you're normally like, oh, cancel culture comedy is ridiculous culture and comedy is ridiculous . uh, you know, are these . uh, you know, why are these people then people getting cancelled then suddenly, oh, this particular topic say he should be cancelled, don't think cancelled, but i don't think people correct. people are correct. >> people there. >> or should people out there. but let's. >> you weren't there. and what's but let's. >> t01 weren't there. and what's but let's. >> t01 wethat there. and what's but let's. >> t01 wethat he are. and what's but let's. >> t01 wethat he didn't d what's but let's. >> t01 wethat he didn't feel|at's not to say that he didn't feel threatened himself or disrupted? also, i wonder if this person went show and then left went to the show and then left to make a point. i'm i'm not. i don't quite he's so collected in all of his tv interviews. i've watched five of them. this person the person was chased out his the story is so he's he's so sure of himself that i wonder who really was putting on who here. conspiracy theory last night at a show that we did comedy unleashed here in town for people who were in the front row with their arms crossed throughout the show, i closed and and they and i made one remark, and they got left and point

got up and left and made a point to on one of the to throw a drink on one of the comics their way out and tell comics on their way out and tell them how they as well. them how crap they were as well. i think those four people went them how crap they were as well. i thinto hose four people went them how crap they were as well. i thinto hose fair people went them how crap they were as well. i thinto hose fa point. le went them how crap they were as well. i thinto hose fa point. le w don't there to make a point. you don't go show go to a comedy and lease show and then you're offended or you're but and then you're offended or you'rthese but and then you're offended or you'rthese people but and then you're offended or you'rthese people might but and then you're offended or you'rthese people might eon this, these people might go on the wanted to the show because they wanted to disrupt the anybody who goes to the theatre is going be the soho theatre is going to be a wipe and just a massive wet wipe and just looking something. >> so you exactly better >> so, you know, exactly better balance , leo. balance now, leo. >> drill hit on >> popular israeli drill hit on youtube calling for the death of dua lipa. >> so israel is split by a song calling for the death of dua lipa and bella hadid. calling for the death of dua lipa and bella hadid . these two lipa and bella hadid. these two israeli rappers have demanded the killing of singer dua lipa and model bella hadid. is artistic expression , you know artistic expression, you know what i mean? in a chart topping anthem that has become the unofficial soundtrack of the war anthem that has become the un gaza, l soundtrack of the war anthem that has become the un gaza, so oundtrack of the war anthem that has become the un gaza, so it'sitrack of the war anthem that has become the un gaza, so it's called>f the war anthem that has become the ungaza, so it's called abuz war in gaza, so it's called abu dhabi . i don't know what that means. >> it has a lot more threatening. >> it means fire and brimstone in arabic , and it's a drill song in arabic, and it's a drill song with militaristic lyrics by ness and stiller , who sound like they and stiller, who sound like they present a property show. it's had 18 million views on youtube since its release in november ,

since its release in november, and dua lipa, the english, the albanian singer bella hadid , albanian singer bella hadid, who's a palestinian american supermodel, and mia khalifa, who's a lebanese american porn star. they say about them, every dog will get what's coming to them. um, so this i mean, i don't know, rap, especially drill. >> i've watched it, i watched it this evening just to see. i mean, i kind understand it, mean, i kind of understand it, but not of but it's not kind of particularly heavy. pretty, particularly heavy. it's pretty, it's end there's it's fun. and at the end there's a bit a list of these names a bit of a list of these names andifs a bit of a list of these names and it's a bit like that, um, famous football famous norwegian football commentator. boys commentator. you know, your boys took a beating tonight took a hell of a beating tonight . it this of list. . it just this kind of list. yeah, it doesn't feel that threatening musically, but . threatening musically, but. >> and the people they mentioned, , uh, you mentioned, that should, uh, you know, whatever should they know, face whatever should they should face. they've called for know, face whatever should they siceasefiree. they've called for know, face whatever should they siceasefire and ay've called for know, face whatever should they siceasefire and they'velled for know, face whatever should they siceasefire and they've also for a ceasefire and they've also some of these performers that they're are bad have some of these performers that they'iyou are bad have some of these performers that they'iyou knownre bad have some of these performers that they'iyou know ,e bad have some of these performers that they'iyou know , theyi have some of these performers that they'iyou know , they pitied the also, you know, they pitied the victims of october 7th as well. they're both they're trying to play both sides, diplomatic , sides, i think be diplomatic, like example , like mia khalifa, for example, you know, pretty much glorifying in it. >> you m sis-s m she's she's different. >> yeah. yeah. but they did say that that stiller that one of the that stiller it's not my favourite stuff that

she's done on internet. they she's done on the internet. they labelled one of the rappers as a cannabis i thought labelled one of the rappers as a canrsuch i thought labelled one of the rappers as a canrsuch strange i thought labelled one of the rappers as a canrsuch strange thingthought labelled one of the rappers as a canrsuch strange thing forught labelled one of the rappers as a canrsuch strange thing for the was such a strange thing for the times. cannabis addict is anyone who's addict. who's not a cannabis addict. >> that's pretty pathetic . >> that's pretty pathetic. >> that's pretty pathetic. >> we're all we're all varne. yeah, you're drill, yeah, if you're doing drill, yeah. >> anyway, daily mail scott, uh, the gb news headline is alumnus and perrier award winner simon fanshawe is making the news in edinburgh once again. >> yeah. who's appointed rector? he ran , you know, unopposed and he ran, you know, unopposed and was appointed rector at edinburgh and some people i guess some of the students have a problem with this because edinburgh university. yeah sorry. edinburgh university. uh, because criticised because he has criticised the lgbt charity stonewall. um after he had apparently started , had he had apparently started, had been one of the founding members in 1989. he then criticised them for um, stomping on uh, women's rights at the expense of lgbt. >> yeah. now he's sort of more associated with the lgb alliance. >> yeah, yeah, yeah . >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but the rector i thought used to be a sort of christian position, presumably that's position, but presumably that's not, that's just now not, that's that's just gone now that

not, that's that's just gone now tha yeah . have you seen, have you >> yeah. have you seen, have you seen church england ? i seen the church of england? i mean, amazed if the mean, i'd be amazed if the rector wasn't, know, rector wasn't, you know, a trans. yeah trans. it's. yeah >> trans drag queen we did when you on the you were poorly on the, on the saturday about richard the saturday thing about richard the third played by a woman saturday thing about richard the thir(doesn'tplayed by a woman saturday thing about richard the thir(doesn't haved by a woman saturday thing about richard the thir(doesn't have aby a woman saturday thing about richard the thir(doesn't have a hunchback1 who doesn't have a hunchback like . i mean, who doesn't have a hunchback like. i mean, is who doesn't have a hunchback like . i mean, is there another aspect? >> he may not be he may not be religious. i'm sure simon spent a lot of his time on his knees, but i think to get this, to get this position , you know, he just this position, you know, he just he he really wanted he he he he really wanted something him in harm's something that put him in harm's way a little bit because he was bound get this criticism. bound to get all this criticism. maybe he doesn't mind. >> tough it out >> i think he'll tough it out and there actually, and he'll be there actually, i think very he think he'll be very good. he has actually been working very much in, i don't what you call in, i don't know what you call it, or helping it, like counselling or helping people diversity and people cope with diversity and stuff. i think he's pretty, pretty the of pretty well and it's the same of personal somebody pretty well and it's the same of persgoal somebody pretty well and it's the same of persgo against somebody pretty well and it's the same of persgo against the somebody pretty well and it's the same of persgo against the flock»mebody pretty well and it's the same of persgo against the flock .nebody can go against the flock. absolutely against the flock. >> the flock . >> the flock. >> the flock. >> there's a memoir now story about eggs leo, for and once, it doesn't mention the co—op or the coop. mm. so which which then to

go with it. >> so london hospital in sheffield clinic affected by faulty egg freezing products. so scores of women have been affected by the use of a faulty freezing solution at fertility clinics in london and sheffield with eggs and embryos with frozen eggs and embryos potentially destroyed . as potentially destroyed. as a result, fertility regulator result, the fertility regulator has said this going to be has said this is going to be a big scandal. this is just the tip iceberg. i mean, it's tip of an iceberg. i mean, it's a tiny iceberg. size of a tiny iceberg. it's the size of a tiny iceberg. it's the size of a but basically, know, a egg. but basically, you know, women to. well, women have been lied to. well, they haven't been deliberately laid up. i think the feasibility of freezing eggs has been over estimated. it's the classic have your cake and eat it thing, isn't it? >> yeah. humanity will always fall for that idea, you're fall for that idea, but you're absolutely right. and those women getting into the 40s women are getting into the 40s and, know, saying, well, and, you know, saying, well, i'm going eggs. and, you know, saying, well, i'm goiiyou eggs. and, you know, saying, well, i'm goiiyou know, eggs. and, you know, saying, well, i'm goiiyou know, my eggs. and, you know, saying, well, i'm goiiyou know, my corporation;. and, you know, saying, well, i'm goiiyou know, my corporation paid >> you know, my corporation paid for me freeze when i was for me to freeze when i was doing work them. for me to freeze when i was doing yeah. work them. for me to freeze when i was doing yeah. and ork them. for me to freeze when i was doing yeah. and now them. for me to freeze when i was doing yeah. and now they're. yeah, yeah. and now they're not going do 12 hour going to be able to do 12 hour days for us until you're 38. >> then you use your days for us until you're 38. >> to then you use your days for us until you're 38. >> to then kids. use your days for us until you're 38. >> to then kids. usyou'll eggs to have kids. then you'll be fine. yeah. >> we'll we'll pay for your, for your egg freezing. seen your egg freezing. and it's seen as it's like as this, you know, it's like companies as this, you know, it's like con seenzs as this, you know, it's like conseen as as this, you know, it's like con seen as this as this, you know, it's like conseen as this noble, as this, you know, it's like con seen as this noble, you it's seen as this noble, you know beneficial thing. it's seen as this noble, you knov actually, cial thing. it's seen as this noble, you knov actually, they thing. it's seen as this noble, you knov actually, they just thing. it's seen as this noble, you

knov actually, they just wanting. it's seen as this noble, you knov actually, they just want you working. >> of course. exactly right . i >> of course. exactly right. i mean, this the thing behind mean, this is the thing behind an what passes for an awful lot of what passes for progressive humanity, not humanitarian, but like kind of pro humane. it's actually just reducing people to economic units, isn't it? maximising their economic. >> but this is men sharing their opinion. >> but this is men sharing their opinionwomen do want work maybe women do want to work until the 38 and then have their babies. maybe babies. then yeah, maybe they prefer. well, maybe that's how women home, that women at home, uh, that i married to. >> and she speaks quite often about extent she about the extent to which she was to, the extent to was lied to, about the extent to which could have by which she could have it all by you someone by me, you or by someone else. by me, by society. i was actually actually as actually regards me now as the one who was the truth. one who was speaking the truth. really she they go all right. >> if only she'd listened. oh father. >> anyway, that's it for part three. join us the final three. join us in the final section for lab grown monstrosities . that's not eggs. monstrosities. that's not eggs. digital , and the five digital horrors, and the five finger shuffle that gets you through the working day. that is what it is. we'll see

of them . welcome back to of them. welcome back to headliners frank and food. now, leo, perhaps we will live to see man made horrors beyond our comprehension on the chinese takeaway menu. yeah so a beef rice hybrid sounds like a new chinese car, but it's actually been sold as the food of the future . future. >> so scientists have grown beef sales in rice grains for the first time, it's got 8% more first time, and it's got 8% more protein and 7% more fat than regular rice, than regular rice, which has none . which has none. >> does it have any protein ? >> does it have any protein? >> does it have any protein? >> it does have some. and apparently for every, uh, like

for the cost and the amount of carbon produced per gram of protein or whatever , it's much protein or whatever, it's much more efficient than , than beef. more efficient than, than beef. but i bet it's not as delicious. it's so beefy. you can. >> you're right. beef is like it is a bit of a you know, it's got a bit of a footprint, all the rest of it. but they're nowhere near just how near replicating just how amazing delicious amazing it is to eat delicious in regard. yeah, but brown in every regard. yeah, but brown rice has protein in it. >> people eat that. yeah, >> people just eat that. yeah, yeah. of rice yeah. the husk of the rice is protein. >> p a w- w— protein. >> a thing on twitter >> i did see a thing on twitter today. i don't know how seriously it, but guy seriously to take it, but a guy talking about, um, chicken talking about, um, fake chicken that he'd had, and were that he'd had, and there were photographs it. for photographs of it. and for the first really looked photographs of it. and for the first chicken. really looked photographs of it. and for the first chicken. andy looked photographs of it. and for the first chicken. and he yoked photographs of it. and for the first chicken. and he said it was like chicken. and he said it was delicious succulent, delicious and succulent, everything. company. >> em >> but what's in it? >> but what's in it? >> what's it made of? well, it's just it's just cultured in a lab and it's like. as he said, like. and he's as he said, the great is and i do great thing about it is and i do think there's some truth to this, especially chickens, this, especially with chickens, with as with beef i tend to think of as a pretty good kind of cycle. chicken are just horrible, chicken farms are just horrible, just so horrible. just like the greatest crime mankind is committed. lamb is great, committed. but lamb is great, the cute they the sheepies are cute and they get around before you eat get a run around before you eat them. replace them. exactly. we should replace chickens before we replace beef.

nobody back of nobody wants to see the back of cows. had fresh pig? >> g- @ you had. have you pig? >> you had. have you had >> have you had. have you had a freshly oh, is freshly killed pig? no. oh, is it really? like cotton it really? it's like cotton candy. delicious . wow. candy. it's so delicious. wow. >> well, can't have it >> um, well, you can't have it fresh to for while. >> no, no, you kill it, right? then you barbecue it in the then you barbecue it late in the afternoon . varne. afternoon. varne. >> wow. i have had freshly killed only killed kangaroo. that's the only thing the thing i've. how is that? the same day we killed it. was same day as we killed it. was that van? that good with a van? >> it. oh, right. >> you killed it. oh, right. >> right. yeah >> right. yeah >> yeah. well, you ate >> right. yeah >> right? well, you ate >> right. yeah >>right? wwas you ate >> right. yeah >> right? wwas chewy. you ate it, right? it was chewy. >> now, scott, >> yeah. telegraph. now, scott, they talk about they are trying to talk about incels be funny. incels. this should be funny. >> incels are involuntary . >> well, incels are involuntary. um, people who are celibate. yes and they call themselves incels, and they tend to be higher on the autism spectrum disorder than norms like the two of us. so, yeah . yes. apparently so, yeah. yes. apparently incels. yes. well certain serial killers have a there's a high rate of autism among mass killers like elliot rodger, who's the incel like the incel murderer. but a lot of others . murderer. but a lot of others. um, and this there was a study done by this, uh, group, the

centre for countering extremism , centre for countering extremism, cce, and they studied 561 incels quite a lot by three leading academics who came up with some pretty hard evidence that proved that there's a lot of extremely poor mental health among some of these and they have these incels, and they have depressive suicide depressive thoughts, suicide thoughts, and that makes them not to involved in any not want to get involved in any relationship, romantic not want to get involved in any relati

that's collects in that women are players . are players. >> and i think whenever i mean, there's lot truth those, there's a lot of truth to those, those . but i think those theories. but i think whenever like society tries whenever um, like society tries to fix this , the pickup artist to fix this, the pickup artist community, for example , which is community, for example, which is teaching men social skills and teaching men social skills and teaching men social skills and teaching men to get out there and relationships and form relationships and talk to faces and neg women. to people's faces and neg women. no, mean, the next everybody no, i mean, the next everybody focuses on the next thing that's like, teasing thing . like, it's like a teasing thing. it's like a it's like a fun thing time i angry it's like a it's like a fun thingmy time i angry it's like a it's like a fun thingmy wife,ne i angry it's like a it's like a fun thingmy wife, she angry it's like a it's like a fun thingmy wife, she goes,ngry it's like a it's like a fun thingmy wife, she goes, don't with my wife, she goes, don't nag me i'm not nick. nag me like i'm not nick. >> i'm just really trying to make angry . make you angry. >> pick apart is >> i will pick apart is community as a concept was just completely shut down as some sort misogynist , sort of misogynist, manipulative, which manipulative, you know, which which it was, but was loads which it was, but it was loads of also it stopped of fun. and also it stopped you being that's true. being an incel. that's true. >> what is the perfect >> scott, what is the perfect accompaniment to your artificially enhanced artificially protein enhanced lunch? how about a protein enhanced workspace? >> well , yes, hybrid workers >> well, yes, hybrid workers have found the ultimate way to de—stress . apparently, a lot of de—stress. apparently, a lot of people during working hours. what we all think are working

hours between 9 and 5 are using the internet and cruising for porn and doing what they need to do to get to have a full release and we go to home. >> we assume this is working from home. people not doing from home. people are not doing this it? this is it? >> no. some of this some of >> no. some of this is some of the are in the officers are done in the office. all office. but you know, it's all right . yeah. right. yeah. >> let me guess. is >> let me guess. it is all right. yeah >> sharing who cares? >> i think there is a period, isn't life where isn't there, in in life where you almost kind of just like you are almost kind of just like you are almost kind of just like you pass the whole time. you can't pass the whole time. yeah, but it it's an age yeah, but it is. it's an age thing some extent. you know thing to some extent. you know what? through what? i go through phases. >> right, >> although you're right, the phases but there phases are less now. but there are there's are phases when i just there's nothing else i can do, just nothing else i can do, just nothing . nothing else. >> it's not a major concern. i think working from home does have implications for productivity, but the great thing this the thing i think this is the main problem, the great thing problem, but the great thing about internet the variety. >> you know, you're thinking, >> you know, if you're thinking, hmm, , | >> you know, if you're thinking, hmm, , i want to hmm, um, uh, you know, i want to see and type that people do see this and type that people do say this uh, like relates to say this is, uh, like relates to the fertility crisis and so on, because sex just becoming the fertility crisis and so on, becaand sex just becoming the fertility crisis and so on, becaand less just becoming the fertility crisis and so on, becaand less appealing ming the fertility crisis and so on, becaand less appealing ,|ing less and less appealing, essentially, compared to the extraordinary buffet. >> yeah. that you're presented with maybe we need to ban the

internet to, internet so people get back to, you amish style, just you know, some amish style, just normal sex. >> please get a cyber attack in daily mail. >> leo. the royal navy may soon have another thing to worry about. have another thing to worry about . alongside rum, sodomy, about. alongside rum, sodomy, and the lash . this will be your and the lash. this will be your last story. >> so yeah , it's the royal navy >> so yeah, it's the royal navy is told a grip over plans is told to get a grip over plans to sailors attend to make all sailors attend compulsory courses on how climate change may impact defence, so britain's warships could also be boarded by environmental scientists for them to conduct research . i them to conduct research. i mean, this is ridiculous. the navy should love climate change because levels rise, because if sea levels rise, that's more see, for the navy to go in, worse for the royal go in, it's worse for the royal air force because less air force because there's less sky. the sea gets closer to the top the sky. top of the sky. >> i suppose it makes it might make harbours less make some of their harbours less manageable. to manageable. they might need to have, few more have, you know, a few more dinghies in for the last. dinghies to get in for the last. you what i mean? build dinghies to get in for the last. you build1at i mean? build dinghies to get in for the last. you build1at i nnew? build dinghies to get in for the last. you build1at i nnew ones.d dinghies to get in for the last. youyeah.ild1at i nnew ones.d dinghies to get in for the last. youyeah. ild1£kn0w|ew ones.d dinghies to get in for the last. youyeah.ild1> yeah. you know what i mean. >> yeah. you know what i mean. >> but really, seriously, you >> but really, seriously, if you are, of our are, uh, if you're part of our national defence, you should. that compromised . that should not be compromised. those priorities should should simply exist in isolation.

shouldn't they? they should not be thinking, well, we could send a torpedo or a, you know, launch a torpedo or a, you know, launch a helicopter , but but, you know, a helicopter, but but, you know, there's the fuel for think of that really be i think that shouldn't really be i think they're trying to educate they're just trying to educate they're just trying to educate the work on the ship. the people who work on the ship. >> important for >> i think it's important for these know when they're >> i think it's important for theland know when they're >> i think it's important for theland , know when they're >> i think it's important for theland , what's ow when they're >> i think it's important for theland , what's going en they're >> i think it's important for theland , what's going on they're >> i think it's important for theland , what's going on thethe on land, what's going on in the sea, i've been in sailor sea, because i've been in sailor bars 10s to finish this a few times and continuation , and times and continuation, and there's some interesting conversation and it's good to represent themselves properly. >> met a lou, so show >> they met a lou, so the show is nearly over. let's take another look at thursday's another quick look at thursday's front pages . daily mail have an front pages. daily mail have an explosion in hatred against jews in britain. the telegraph of russia putting nuclear weapons into space us fears the guardian can have a new ceasefire vote ramps up the pressure on starmer . the express were on the up, so loosen the purse strings, mr hunt , the i news interest rates hunt, the i news interest rates to remain above 2, says bank chief. and finally the daily star, the one we all agreed on sniffing your smelly feet is

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