>> hello , i'm ray anderson in >> hello, i'm ray anderson in the gb news room. headliners is up next. but first our top stories . 215 year old boys have stories. 215 year old boys have been charged with murder. that's after 16 year old darian williams died after being stabbed in a park in bristol on wednesday . stabbed in a park in bristol on wednesday. in a stabbed in a park in bristol on wednesday . in a statement, avon wednesday. in a statement, avon and somerset police said darian died after being attacked in rawnsley park in the eastern area of the city. the boys have also been charged with possessing a knife in a public place, and they currently remain in custody. they will appear at bristol youth court tomorrow as well . avon and somerset police well. avon and somerset police has referred itself to the

independent police watchdog after arresting a 42 year old woman on suspicion of murder following the deaths of three children in bristol. following the deaths of three children in bristol . all children in bristol. all officers attended . a concern for officers attended. a concern for welfare. call in blaise walk in sea mills this afternoon. they say the suspect is currently in police custody at a hospital. one local woman says the family had two boys, aged around eight and six months and a girl aged around four. the force said it was contacting the iopc due to pnor was contacting the iopc due to prior police contact . sir keir prior police contact. sir keir starmer has called for a permanent ceasefire in gaza dunng permanent ceasefire in gaza during a speech at the scottish labour conference it's a change to his previous stance of a pause in the fighting . he said pause in the fighting. he said that instead the war must stop now. but he says the ceasefire can't be one sided and he's calling on hamas to release all of its remaining hostages. he also said a two state solution must be back on the table , an must be back on the table, an end to the fighting.

>> not just now , not just for >> not just now, not just for a pause , but permanently . a pause, but permanently. a ceasefire that lasts . conference ceasefire that lasts. conference thatis ceasefire that lasts. conference that is what must happen now. the fighting must stop now . now the fighting must stop now. now >> and the prince of wales has said he has a new list of movies to watch after attending the baftas this evening. his first high profile royal engagement since his wife's operation and a warning for those of you watching on tv, the following footage contains flashing images. william, who is president of the arts charity , president of the arts charity, took selfies with members of the pubuc took selfies with members of the public as he made his way down the red carpet. oppenheimer has won baftas for best film, best director, best actor and best supporting actor, whilst emma stone has won best actress for poor things . meanwhile, the zone poor things. meanwhile, the zone of intrigue cast starring sandra huller , has won outstanding huller, has won outstanding british film . for the latest

british film. for the latest stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen or go to news.com.au alerts. now back to our headliners . our headliners. >> hello! >> hello! >> welcome to headliners, your first look at monday's newspapers. >> i'm josh howie and joining me to try and make sense of the world are two comedy chums, kerry marx and paul cox . kerry marx and paul cox. >> how are you both.7 >> how are you both.7 >> i'm one comedy chum. what do you say.7 >> i'm not friends with paul in real life. >> no, i'm just one. you're just one chums . yes, one of those chums. yes, totally. well, we bump into each other while other as you walk around while being yeah, exactly. being a chum. yeah, exactly. i heard for ages . heard the word chum for ages. >> naturally associated with, like, great sharks. like, great white sharks. >> got chur how >> it's got the chur sound. how are you, comedy chum.7 >> beans from my >> are cool beans from my perspective. to be fair, a word i'm trying use more, actually. >> kwasi chum. >> kwasi chum. >> yeah, cool is kind of.

>> yeah, cool beans is kind of. it's my thing. >> this kind banter is why >> this kind of banter is why people tune the show. people just tune into the show. there'll yeah there'll there'll be more. yeah there'll be old words that we'll be some old words that we'll bnng be some old words that we'll brirwe're going to have look at >> we're going to have a look at the pages. the front pages. >> the daily mail. can >> we have the daily mail. can our police sink any lower .7 the our police sink any lower? the telegraph, badenoch accuses post office boss of lying in horizon vow. uh guardian putin accuses or accused of covering tracks over navalny death mirror now make them pay the times schools will get greater power to ban mobiles and the daily star undead as the dodo and those are your front pages . right. we are your front pages. right. we are going to kick off with the daily telegraph who we got that i will carry. >> i'll have it come on charlie, come on charlie. okay. yes, chum. one come on, old chum. one first named chum . uh, so this first named chum. uh, so this is, uh , a row that's broken over is, uh, a row that's broken over the, uh, the post office. um uh, dispute, which, of course, is awful. more than 4000 people are being told they'd be eligible

for compensation, but this is really about the post office chairman or former post office chairman or former post office chairman um who chairman henry staunton. um who was fired by badenoch . badenoch? was fired by badenoch. badenoch? >> knock, knock. >> knock, knock. >> well, i'm going with badenoch because think it's a jewish because i think it's a jewish name. you made it scottish . name. you made it more scottish. >> no, they're not. you know, >> no, no they're not. you know, at end, that. at the end, it's that. >> how are this ? badenoch. >> badenoch? >> badenoch? >> uh. badenoch. >> uh. badenoch. >> badenoch . oh, do you know >> badenoch. oh, do you know what i bet he's right as well. i like badenoch, so i'm staying with it. >> um, so, anyway, uh, henry staunton has claimed that the government delaying government were delaying compensation payouts to the postmasters who told him to do that, basically. >> well, apparently, >> and he was. well, apparently, he do this and, and, he was told to do this and, and, um, and this has all come out from a meeting with, with badenoch . badenoch. >> um, uh , he claims that the >> um, uh, he claims that the idea was that they were going to limp into the next election by slowly paying these. they will make a big scandal of the whole thing and slow it down and delay it deliberately so. >> the tories. >> the tories. >> but then she's putting >> yeah, but then she's putting out it says out messages on x, which it says here, formerly as twitter, here, formerly known as twitter,

which to that which we have to say that we're doing forever prince. doing that forever like prince. >> yeah. like prince isn't >> yeah. it's like prince isn't it? you formerly it? forever, you know, formerly known prince. but we all know known as prince. but we all know who we're about. and who we're talking about. um, and she's he's she's saying that he's completely about what was completely lied about what was said she's said in the meeting, and she's going a statement about going to make a statement about it so would it tomorrow. so this would be really interesting about really interesting to talk about tomorrow well know, really interesting to talk about ton ki'iow' well know, really interesting to talk about ton know a well know, really interesting to talk about ton know a little well know, really interesting to talk about ton know a little bitll know, really interesting to talk about ton know a little bit more know, really interesting to talk about tonknow a little bit more about, we know a little bit more about what really this is tomorrow a meeting which tomorrow's tomorrow's papers today. this is. yeah. this is the next. this is. yeah. this is the next. this is on tuesday. is now. we're on tuesday. >> damning. >> this is obviously damning. this insult to injury. this is adding insult to injury. surely. paul and they're saying here that actually the reason they fired him is because of him allegedly blocking the whistleblowers from being able to report , um, in the, in the to report, um, in the, in the inquiry at the moment. please don't die . yes. well, this how don't die. yes. well, this how upseti don't die. yes. well, this how upset i am by the story, but, um , this is, uh, this is pretty damning for him. really? i think so, yeah . and i mean, this is so, yeah. and i mean, this is just a cesspit of lies. this whole scandal over all the years isn't it? over decades, decades and decades and decades. and if he's going to come for badenoch,

he's going to come for badenoch, he better have it. he better have it. right. because she's not going to mess around or she's making a statement tomorrow. going tomorrow. she's really going to be for him. if in some be gunning for him. if in some way has misrepresented as way he has misrepresented her as she says in this, in this story , she says in this, in this story, and i can imagine he has because i just can't imagine this benefits her in any way to do this. she's also saying she's got evidence. she said there are loads of people at the meetings. loads of notes were taken and oh really? yeah. so she was pretty. i the thread, i read it i read the thread, i read it quick, i thought, thought, oh really? >> because i thought this was a meeting that she had with him when she was when she fired him, she was hardcore. when she fired him, she was harshez. just like, i've got >> she was just like, i've got it and i'm to be it all and i'm going to be revealing it got the receipts revelling in it. >> it's nothing >> there's nothing. it's nothing like of a like the bitterness of a of a sacked person. is there? it sacked person. is there? so it is a suspicious. he might is a bit suspicious. he might have himself have some evidence himself though. yeah. let's see what happens the times. though. yeah. let's see what happaul. the times. though. yeah. let's see what happaul. the actually >> paul. let's actually have a quick got some quick look. we've got some photos of the photos there of winner, the winner bafta for, uh. is winner of the bafta for, uh. is that emma stone? emma she that emma stone? emma stone, she won things. think won poor things. and i think who are winners day are the big winners of the day were oppenheimer, believe. were oppenheimer, i believe. yeah. so good. well done for

them. must watch it. me too. them. i must watch it. me too. resounding review there from the headune resounding review there from the headline stream. i remember a bafta. i've seen them all. but anyway, let's go on. and what's the big story? uh that they're going with in the times we have three care three thousands of foreign care workers breaking uk visa workers are breaking uk visa rules for inspections revealed that the home office issued 275 visas to care homes that didn't exist , and eventually they exist, and eventually they discovered why ? because all discovered why? because all these care homes were said to be in scotland, where the people just die. they don't have exactly. life expectancy is 33. there aren't any care homes. so eventually they were going to get found out. but of course, this a huge story because this is a huge story because it's just once again opening. this can of worms with explaining how easy it is to get into this country. explaining how easy it is to get into this country . now, explaining how easy it is to get into this country. now, i think a lot of this you have to take with a pinch of salt, because i don't think it is tremendously easy because, know, not easy because, you know, not everyone world is to everyone in the world is able to get if you are, i find get in. but if you are, i find it easy. yeah and i. of

it easy. yeah you and i. of course did. yeah, we didn't course we did. yeah, we didn't travel far, did we? we were born here, helped. here, which helped. >> yeah. cheats >> yeah. cheats >> however, if you can lie >> um, however, if you can lie to the extent that it's a fictitious business and get away with it to the extent of 275 visas that is quite up to a quarter of all foreign care workers. >> yes. that was actually 275 just to one care home, by the look of it. that was to a single one. and then 1234 to a company that stated it only had four staff when they looked into it. so so. >> and they're getting jobs elsewhere, aren't they? they're getting the visas coming over as carers , but they're actually carers, but they're actually getting industry. it's getting another industry. it's very system. very playing the system. >> i've very playing the system. >> to i've very playing the system. >> to be i've very playing the system. >> to be impressed. i've very playing the system. >> to be impressed. i i've very playing the system. >> to be impressed. i mean got to be impressed. i mean there simply it's quite incredible that they're getting away just up away with just making up businesses that don't at all. >> so it's another loophole, which is essentially what. and we we to finding we found we seem to be finding more that we yeah, we more and more that we yeah, we are we are , we are organising are we are, we are organising these gangs. you and i josh. so we seem to be a lot of i knew it was your fault. loopholes out there are being exploited

there that are being exploited and they to be and now they seem to be identified, which a good identified, which is a good thing because loopholes bad. thing because loopholes are bad. they're not. yeah. they're people . people gaming. >> forever closing >> we're forever closing loopholes, we? but loopholes, aren't we? but whatever we there whatever system we have there will loophole. someone will be a loophole. someone will. when one loophole will. but when one loophole closes, another opens every cloud has a silver loophole. >> okay , let's have a quick look >> okay, let's have a quick look at the guardian . kerry. at the guardian. kerry. >> um, okay. well, we've got a couple of big stories here. one, i'm not sure this is such a big story. the minister's confirm, uh, phone ban for english schools are you saying that some parents will be against that? would resistance to it. but would have resistance to it. but i've not got the whole story here would parents be here as to why would parents be against i'm quite against that? i'm not quite sure. a very good thing. you sure. um, a very good thing. you know, i don't i think people are overusing doesn't overusing phones and it doesn't really classroom or really help in a classroom or anything else. i'm surprised schools this schools really lasted this long. >> got kids, schools >> but you've got kids, schools already have the power to ban phones. >> secondary school e secondary school . i'm >> my, the secondary school. i'm just sorry to just get off. you carry just doesn't carry your opinion. just doesn't matter. opinion. matter. my opinion. >> love the way i was heading >> i love the way i was heading towards procreated. thus your opinion. i thought >> thus your opinion. i thought the would look . the shot would look. >> you say your thing. >> come on, you say your thing.

>> come on, you say your thing. >> i thought you were >> no, i thought you were shocked. i procreated your way. >> you know, didn't word. >> josh? josh! josh went to me. wow. i'm sorry. okay tell us your unimportant . tell us your your unimportant. tell us your stupid opinion without kids. >> i've gone from number one chum down. now no, no. chum right down. now no, no. carry on. you've got beans, you trump me. >> yeah, well, yes, that's often happens, but i think the point, i think the point or the crux of this is that of course, why would we want that distraction. distraction sorry. in the classroom, however , i'm sure classroom, however, i'm sure josh might agree with me on this. it is for teenage kids at least very for to least very useful for them to have kids. it's a safety with a phone. >> can't have kids with a >> we can't have kids with a phone. >> we can't have kids with a pthell, talking i've >> well, i'm talking about i've tried, being able to tried, um, but being able to contact them is a is a safety tool in many ways, and being able to where they are. able to track where they are. >> they're going to do, >> however, they're going to do, they're going to do in an emergency. well, who's kid? emergency. well, who's a kid? >> i certainly wouldn't >> just i certainly wouldn't call my daughter an emergency . call my daughter an emergency. she wouldn't for a start. she wouldn't answer for a start. but them but they could just use them after school. that's that's after school. and that's that's the they have. they to

the way they have. they have to keep them in the lockers or in their bags. uh, during school. keep them in the lockers or in thei|ifiags. uh, during school. keep them in the lockers or in thei|if they're , during school. keep them in the lockers or in thei|if they're seen ng school. keep them in the lockers or in thei|if they're seen with:hool. keep them in the lockers or in thei|if they're seen with them, and if they're seen with them, they but the they get a detention. but the idea make kind idea here is to make this kind of official advice seems ridiculous. schools have this power, what saying. yeah. power, is what i'm saying. yeah. to sort of to have it as some sort of legislation or law in some way, that would compel the schools seem a little draconian to me, a little bit. nanny state. i'm sure most schools . so they're sure most schools. so they're allowed to search the pupils bags essentially, is that it does say uncomfortable with that and go on, go on. because you say does that head and go on, go on. because you say itdoes that head and go on, go on. because you say it would that head and go on, go on. because you say it would helpt head and go on, go on. because you say it would help give head and go on, go on. because you say it would help give thead said it would help give the schools confidence make schools confidence to make a change would benefit the change that would benefit the pupils change that would benefit the www change that would benefit the quwhy do they need that kind of >> why do they need that kind of confidence? do they confidence? why do they need a government to do that? >> that's the culture we >> that's the culture that we live are scared live in now. yes, we are scared of that. >> the culture that's come from spending time on spending too much time on your phones. go. finally phones. there we go. finally let's the daily star very quickly. >> paul. big news, undead as the dough dough. so boffins can bnng dough dough. so boffins can bring back 300 year old boffins because boffins are everywhere, they only well, they only exist in the star. um, what? i'm usually. what they do, don't they? well yeah. charms the

boffins. yeah where else do you see boffins other than the star? i mean, the thing that made me laugh is they got a picture of biden on the front. i barely noficed biden on the front. i barely noticed the picture. picture of trump the there is that trump and the idea there is that it's them. two old people, it's not them. two old people, but can bring but the idea that you can bring the back is, is the dodo back is, uh, is fascinating. we've all missed the yeah. >> yeah. >> em- 5 would happen to >> well, what would happen to the can't. can't no the saying. yeah can't. can't no longer say dead as a dodo as adobo? well, would become adobo? well, that would become some . some sort of hate crime. >> we'll find something else. >> we'll find something else. >> do you think the dodos >> but do you think the dodos might then take might come back and then take over the like jurassic over the world like in jurassic park? hadn't of that. park? i hadn't thought of that. josh that josh you're just saying that there be reason why josh you're just saying that there oh, be reason why josh you're just saying that there oh, mer reason why josh you're just saying that there oh, my god,eason why josh you're just saying that there oh, my god, death why josh you're just saying that there oh, my god, death byy josh you're just saying that there oh, my god, death by dodo. they. oh, my god, death by dodo. >> see it happening, but >> i don't see it happening, but you what? you know what? >> looking forward to eating >> i'm looking forward to eating one. delicious. >> would we possibly >> but how would we possibly know that? >> no, historically, it's written don't written in books, but i don't know don't know from. know from. i don't know from. yeah, sick yeah, apparently so sick literature. about literature. you reading about this, right. that's all the front done. around front page is done. stick around for ceasefire flopping. for the ceasefire flopping. scotland and wales are joining the small boats. fun and a theresa may come back.

radio. >> welcome back to headliners i'm josh howie and this before and after makeover is carried. marks and paul cox . yay! i wrote marks and paul cox. yay! i wrote that link before i saw your little outfit for this evening. and this is the smartest i've ever seen you little outfit . i ever seen you little outfit. i really like it. >> i'm working on an outfit and i'm working on my look. i give paul every now and then. >> oh, god, don't look at sexual perry . let's kick off with perry. let's kick off with monday's times. >> oh, yeah, do the fun stuff. >> keir starmer just lost his bottle vote . bottle and my vote. >> under a lot of >> um, he's under a lot of pressure, isn't he? poor care. um and he's going to call for her or he's tom moore calling for a guy, or he's calling for a gaza ceasefire, but, uh, but but but not really. with any it is with emergencies. he's got they've stop fighting they've got to stop fighting now. everything is now. everything these days is now. everything these days is now , uh, israel must win this now, uh, israel must win this election . fire now. oil must election. fire now. oil must stop now. climb it. now it never

has any effect. so we don't actually ever do anything. now so that's good. it makes people feel happy. that's a good point. i feel like it's urgent. um, i'm a i'm a pacifist, as i'm sure a most rubbish fighters, but the world is getting very complex right now. and people are testing the west to see what they can get away with. and i think really a more, a better long terme plan is needed. you can't simply say things like two state solution. the palestinian leadership have to have to one that they have to be going for it as well. otherwise it's meaningless, know, and um, meaningless, you know, and um, i think what's happening a lot also starmer is also with, with, uh, starmer is that he's seeing what's going on across pond in, uh, in across the pond in, uh, in america with biden, uh, losing his a little bit with his bottle a little bit with this war as well. um, biden, of course, being , um, he's course, is being, um, he's largely being advised by mayor bucha, who's, uh , uh, bds, um, bucha, who's, uh, uh, bds, um, which bds , if you don't know which bds, if you don't know much about it, they're against a peace, uh, arrangement there. they want, um, uh, they want a full one solution . uh, full one state solution. uh, and, uh, beto is also a member

of, uh, unrwa . by the way, i say of, uh, unrwa. by the way, i say unrwa everyone saying unrwa . we unrwa everyone saying unrwa. we don't pronounce the u. uh, in in england, do we? so unrwa crossed our hips . england, do we? so unrwa crossed our hips. unrwa, of england, do we? so unrwa crossed our hips . unrwa, of course, is our hips. unrwa, of course, is beginning to unwrap up, which is what beginning to unwrap up, which is what unrwa beginning to unwrap up, which is what unrwa is short for, just without the p. um and uh, and, you know, i don't really understand this. we don't vote for ceasefires in this country of other countries where we're not involved in the war. we have done falklands. we have. we done with falklands. we have. we did the with afghanistan, did with the with afghanistan, with the that we with bosnia, the ones that we were in. we had troops with bosnia, the ones that we were involved. n. we had troops with bosnia, the ones that we were involved. it's/e had troops with bosnia, the ones that we were involved. it's veryd troops with bosnia, the ones that we were involved. it's very we oops there involved. it's very we didn't vote for ceasefires with jordan, with any other jordan, with egypt or any other countries at all. um, and countries at at all. um, and what they were set up by britain as well. so that excuse as well. so that that excuse goes window so a goes out the window. so it's a very odd we're even very odd thing that we're even doing that. and this two state solution i'd to solution thing. yes, i'd love to see solution, but see a two state solution, but we're not talking about any solution for the kurds, yazidis, the the the bannau solution for the kurds, yazidis, tiuh, the the bannau solution for the kurds, yazidis, tiuh, are the the bannau solution for the kurds, yazidis, tiuh, are we he the bannau solution for the kurds, yazidis, tiuh, are we rewarding1e bannau solution for the kurds, yazidis, tiuh, are we rewarding the annau solution for the kurds, yazidis, tiuh, are we rewarding the most! . uh, are we rewarding the most violent everyone in the third violent of everyone in the third part, i really have problem part, i really have a problem with no one is talking about with is no one is talking about or has interest the rafah

or has any interest in the rafah crossing . you know, if someone crossing. you know, if someone is firebombed your house, you can be really angry with them. but if someone else is closing the and not letting the fire exit and not letting you out, in this case, the rafah crossing egypt. you out, in this case, the rafah crorthere's egypt. you out, in this case, the rafah crorthere's egreason why egypt >> there's a reason why egypt doesn't let. doesn't want to let. >> come clean about it. >> yes, but come clean about it. then talk about then at least let's talk about the issues are going then at least let's talk about the because ;sues are going then at least let's talk about the because fores are going then at least let's talk about the because for now, are going then at least let's talk about the because for now, egypt|oing then at least let's talk about the because for now, egypt is ng on, because for now, egypt is simply saying we're not going to open no one's even open it and no one's even questioning seems questioning it, which seems strange to me. >> me, the main thing is, >> for me, the main thing is, paulis >> for me, the main thing is, paul is so what you can call all this government labour this government or the labour party or whoever it is can call for a ceasefire. all the people out marching, it won't make any difference. the fact that they think that they can have any kind of impact is ridiculous. and even if america calls for a ceasefire, even if they stop providing any aid that israel is just going to do what it needs to do to save its citizens as hostages and to protect itself, it's in a war. it did not start such a good point. i mean, i may starve, i might start a vote to

democratise north korea and see how i get on. >> yeah, good idea. >> yeah, yeah. good idea. >> yeah, yeah. good idea. >> if all three of vote >> if we all three of us vote now, do we want a democracy? nonh north korea? yes we do. >> just for a perfect world. >> yeah, exactly. i tell you what. choose love. carrie. choose love. yeah, um. choose love. yeah, exactly. um. now anyone stance now can anyone name a stance that starmer stood by, that keir starmer stood by, though? i that's the sad thing. was this was one thing that he seemed to be pretty solid on. and it seems like he's bottled it . it seems like and it seems like he's bottled it. it seems like he's and it seems like he's bottled it . it seems like he's giving and it seems like he's bottled it. it seems like he's giving in to certain parts of his constituents that there's a fear of losing a certain part of, of obviously of of the obviously of the, of the predominantly muslim vote, although numbers although actually numbers suggest not as big as all suggest it's not as big as all of that. yeah. so whether it's him going along with it, whether he's he very careful he's sort of he was very careful to kind of balance his language and they need to get the hostages back . and hamas need hostages back. and hamas need to, uh, also, uh, want peace. but that's not going to happen. they don't want his opinion going to be different next week. that's all i what i would think would say the this is would say by the way, this is not only sort of kind of not the only sort of kind of u—turn seen. mean, u—turn we've seen. i mean, i just off the my head

just made off the top of my head and don't even know labour and i don't even know labour policy. 28 green policy. gaza 28 billion green fund or common fund nationalisation or common ownership, it , ownership, as he called it, rejoin free movement, all things that he once said when he wanted to become leader. and he's now backtracked on. well, i would argue that actually changing your mind is not necessarily a bad thing, but there's a difference between that. but not every week. conviction, which i don't okay, don't believe he has here. okay, okay. next and okay. monday's mail next and time to spread the pain. paul. yeah? secretary james yeah? home secretary james cleverly has accused the scottish and welsh administrations of not pulling scottish and welsh admiweight)ns of not pulling scottish and welsh admiweight overf not pulling scottish and welsh admiweight over thet pulling scottish and welsh admiweight over the districtg their weight over the district of asylum seekers. so in letters he directed to the scottish first minister and the outgoing welsh leader, mr cleverly said that england houses 16 asylum seekers for every 10,000 people and scotland takes only eight and scotland takes only eight and wales just nine. so this for me is a lovely bit of trolling from james cleverly, because , from james cleverly, because, um, clever, cleverly clever , um, clever, cleverly clever, cleverly clever, cleverly they, i mean , both of the devolved i mean, both of the devolved governments have built governments have built governments on a heavy amount of virtue signalling and one thing

that gets virtue points is immigration. and the fact that that a conservative led england is able to point the finger at wales and scotland to say, you're not pulling your weight on immigration is kind of a lovely bit of serendip pity for james cleverly . it makes for james cleverly. it makes for a really interesting reading. i'm because he uses per one per 10,000 people. it's difficult to argue the statistic stands up , argue the statistic stands up, but as we all know, you know lies , damned lies and lies, damned lies and statistics. like the last statistics. well, like the last story, kerry, will it make any difference in writing to the leaders of those? >> oh well, maybe maybe they'll take more responsibility. i don't why we can't don't i don't see why we can't find way turn country find a way to turn the country around. way to force around. there's no way to force them. the country them. if we turn the country around, in around, they'd arrive in scotland. i see my idea. scotland. oh, i see my idea. >> you it's part of his >> do you think it's part of his plan also to sort get people plan also to sort of get people to leave uk like scotland? no. send yeah well, send them to dundee. yeah well, it's bad idea, is it's not a bad idea, is it? >> loads of space >> look, they got loads of space up there as well. by the way, why northern get why does northern ireland get off shouldn't, off of this. shouldn't, shouldn't they be. are they taking i don't shouldn't they be. are they takingso. i don't shouldn't they be. are they takingso. i i don't shouldn't they be. are they takingso. i didn't i don't shouldn't they be. are they takingso. i didn't lookdon't shouldn't they be. are they takingso. i didn't look atl't shouldn't they be. are they takingso. i didn't look at the

think so. i didn't look at the statistics. just statistics. no, it's just scotland. definitely scotland. ireland definitely aren't um i um i don't aren't wales. um i um i don't know, i think this is story know, i think this is the story that's , um, that keeps on not that's, um, that keeps on not giving , isn't it. it just it's giving, isn't it. it just it's just it goes on forever. and, uh, i, i my, my idea is to send the asylum seekers actually to an asylum. that's what they're seeking, isn't it? i mean, they're mad enough already to want to come um, really? they're mad enough already to want shoulde um, really? they're mad enough already to want shoulde listening'eally? they're mad enough already to want shoulde listening to lly? they should be listening to students who say, tell, tell everyone country everyone that this country is awful, be awful, but no one seems to be listening why i'd listening to them. um, why i'd really to know is what's really like to know is what's happening to all the small boats. there's boats. because i figure there's been now. we should been so many by now. we should all one. all have one. >> it's very interesting. or at least maybe they could them least maybe they could sell them back profit. least maybe they could sell them bac maybe. profit. least maybe they could sell them bac maybe. okay profit. least maybe they could sell them bac maybe. okay perry, profit. least maybe they could sell them bac maybe. okay perry, the profit. ah, maybe. okay perry, the express has a story on the cost of um, okay, story has >> um, okay, so this story has outraged . outraged. >> outraged? who hasn't? >> outraged? who hasn't? >> every story got outrageous. >> every story got outrageous. >> is the group of outrage now , >> is the group of outrage now, if this last one is an outrage, you this one will outrage you. >> this is even more outrageous. um, it's revealed have revealed how jobless migrants how much jobless migrants and foreign students really, uh, cost the uk. so, um , the uk

cost the uk. so, um, the uk taxpayer? um, not me personally, has, uh, forked out around 24 billion, uh, on jobless legal migrants. and this is really about the breakdown of this, um, of truth by slogan that we have so much going on these days. if you say something like diversity is our strength , uh, which, of is our strength, uh, which, of course, are our strengths to diversity , but it's not just diversity, but it's not just a fact, you know, none of this is a fact or the migration solves, uh, something that is a panacea that will, um, give us all answers. and, of course , we have answers. and, of course, we have answers. and, of course, we have an population. an ageing population. so the idea in more people, idea is to bring in more people, but up with, um, but you end up with, um, uh, with, uh, another problem that that keeps happening with, that keeps on happening with, with, , you know, more and with, um, uh, you know, more and more people who will have more and more babies and the same thing over i thing over and over again. i worded and worded that brilliantly, and i'm really of myself. worded that brilliantly, and i'm reaithe of myself. worded that brilliantly, and i'm reaithe problem nyself. worded that brilliantly, and i'm reaithe problem here f. worded that brilliantly, and i'm reaithe problem here is i'm >> the problem here is i'm saying it's it's not a magic wand. >> and they're saying here that, uh, can include uh, if we can include international students who also count inactive , count as economically inactive, which just means here, which just means they're here, but then but they're not working, then the up around 36

the figure goes up to around 36 billion, as she says, an eye—watering 36 billion. why do we have so many adjectives? they don't factor in how much those students be here. students are paying to be here. so just get rid of. so let's just get rid of. exactly. i think we can leave exactly. so i think we can leave them alone. >> and they also don't talk about migrants who about how much, uh, migrants who are working contribute to the economy. they consciously economy. they very consciously leave an leave that out. but there is an issue of this , 700,000 issue here of this, 700,000 people who are jobless, who are migrants to this country and who are taking from the system rather than contributing to it. paul rather than contributing to it. paul. yeah. and i think at the at the very centre of this lies lies a problem. that's culture. and i mean our culture by that , and i mean our culture by that, uh, differently to normal , uh, differently to normal, because what we really want to do is people to assimilate, to integrate and come here. and by which we mean we want them to integrate into culture. but integrate into our culture. but i idea anymore what our i have no idea anymore what our culture is. we keep saying , you culture is. we keep saying, you needin culture is. we keep saying, you need in order to build a community, you need to have a consistent culture, and they need to form part first. let's get a job and that's obviously what some people are not doing. but is that our i this is

but is that our i mean, this is the it's watered the point now. it's so watered down. our culture. do we down. our culture. where do we begin do it's odd. >> i wouldn't go to another country planning to sign to country planning to sign on to their welfare unless i could get away in which would. away with it, in which i would. there and the problem there we go. and the problem said there. said it right there. >> to the guardian, >> moving on to the guardian, paul >> moving on to the guardian, paul. theresa may paul. and seems like theresa may was right. all along. yes another call to urgently another slogan call to urgently revive theresa may's plan for eu wide defence treaty. so the former uk prime minister theresa may many remember her. >> yeah, there's many of them. >> yeah, there's many of them. >> yeah. do you remember. >> yeah. do you remember. >> yeah. do you remember. >> yeah. just recently. >> yeah. just recently. >> yeah. just recently. >> yeah. exactly. proposal for cenotaph gets pretty crowded nowadays, yes, yes nowadays, doesn't it? yes, yes it does . um, for an eu wide it does. um, for an eu wide defence treaty needs to be revisited urgently. now again . revisited urgently. now again. must be now. now. >> must be done now. the leader of emmanuel macron's political group in brussels has said so. >> those are the first two red flags for me. first of all, is that, um, this is urgently demanded by europhile because all of macron's buddies are europhiles and, um, that it's been reported in the guardian.

so first of all, that is the context. and you have to have the context when you're discussing these things. however, i don't object however, i don't i don't object to wide treaty on, on or to a eu wide treaty on, on or collective on our defence, and we already have that because we have acted together with the for the ukraine, for instance. so, so we haven't acted together well, we've acted in individually. yeah. europe's doing its thing, we're doing our thing. but it's come together quite well i think. well it has in this but as you say we in this case. but as you say we have a problem with putin. and there's issue. trump there's another issue. if trump gets back into power and there's threatened withdrawing threatened or about withdrawing from nato or lessening powers or whatever is , then we are on whatever it is, then we are on our own as a continent against putin. so it is necessary. there is obviously fear within europe, but we have we have nato though. well, that's what i'm saying. yeah, but if trump is threatening to pull out of nato or what he's, threatening to pull out of nato orwould what he's, threatening to pull out of nato orwould be what he's, threatening to pull out of nato orwould be so. what he's, threatening to pull out of nato orwould be so. so what he's, threatening to pull out of nato orwould be so. so certainly he's, it would be so. so certainly pulling back, uh, we are somewhat left on our own . so the somewhat left on our own. so the idea do an idea is we do have an

overreliance on states. overreliance on the states. yeah, we overreliance on yeah, we have an overreliance on so different things . and so many different things. and that's because sovereignty is a naughty word. now, why are we doing this and why is theresa may getting involved? well, this was her plan. this was her plan, but no, sure. >> but i feel like this is something europe be something that europe should be coming and begging. coming to us for and begging. we're the outskirts. we're out on the outskirts. we're out on the outskirts. we're the last one going we're the last one putin's going to they need us. >> us. >> no, there's other than we need they've targeted uk need them. they've targeted uk specifically. they're angry specifically. they're very angry with specifically. they're very angry witieverything's backfired with >> everything's backfired with putin i mean, he putin hasn't it? i mean, he really claiming that putin hasn't it? i mean, he really had claiming that putin hasn't it? i mean, he really had all claiming that putin hasn't it? i mean, he really had all this ming that putin hasn't it? i mean, he really had all this power hat putin hasn't it? i mean, he really had all this power and nato nato had all this power and nato has powered up as a result. and now of, uh , now this discussion of, uh, unified european position is the last thing that he would have wanted. so fool, fool, uh , bald wanted. so fool, fool, uh, bald fool. he's a fool and he's looking in the mirror. fool now, right. >> we're at the halfway point where we tip over to where the world gets more mental with male breastfeeding, castrating squirrels and assertive women. see there

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radio show. >> welcome back to headliners i'm paul. we're going to get straight into monday's mail for some good old fashioned traditional mail breastfeeding. yeah to answer the question, what is the latest woke hell? josh rao as hospitals say, hormone filled milk from trans women who were born male is just as good for a baby as the real thing. now i'm going to try and explain this for the viewers. i know we're all up to speed on this, and we tried some, um, it's possible for men if they pump themselves full of oestrogen to grow larger breast tissue, and they often do. if you just eat lots of burgers. yeah. or. yeah exhibit a, um, but and once you've done that, it is it is actually then possible to express or lactate some a liquid a liquid. okay if to that liquid you then add another load of pills medication chemicals whatever that

lactation juice can be fed to a baby. lactation juice can be fed to a baby . does it lactation juice can be fed to a baby. does it make it milk and doesn't make it healthy? doesn't make it mother milk, that's for sure. i'm not sure what it does make it. it makes it more than boob milk. >> i like the fact you did a mime. yeah, a mime in case you want to do a little nipple . was there. >> that's all you carry? >> that's all you carry? >> oh, i will latch on by. i'm going to be contrary here. i love trans milk. yeah, it's all in the morning. take anything i thought i thought women have spent decades saying men should do more to raise the baby, you know, and now that they're taking breastfeeding, know, and now that they're takiri] breastfeeding, know, and now that they're takiri don't breastfeeding, know, and now that they're takiri don't thinkreastfeeding, know, and now that they're takiri don't think you:feeding, know, and now that they're takiri don't think you caniing, know, and now that they're takiri don't think you can really um, i don't think you can really complain. we look, we don't have a shortage of women's breasts in this country, roughly this country, you know, roughly half the country. no, i've counted them. roughly half the country. >> it's more like 70% now. >> it's more like 70% now. >> they have two breasts each. so have 100% women's breasts so we have 100% women's breasts in country . and we don't in this country. and we don't really this is not for the sake of the baby. the baby has no benefits this whatsoever. of the baby. the baby has no ben

indulging homeopathy and indulging in, in homeopathy and having, the had having, you know, the nhs had homeopathy, homeopathic hospitals , that was worrying hospitals, that was worrying because they're supposed a because they're supposed to be a trusted before trusted authority. and before saying something like this, there be awful lot of there should be an awful lot of study i want to shame this study done. i want to shame this hospital. necessary. hospital. this is necessary. >> sussex >> university hospitals, sussex nhs who nhs foundation trust, that's who it . and they have written one it is. and they have written one of stupidest sentences that it is. and they have written one ohave stupidest sentences that it is. and they have written one 0 have read dest sentences that it is. and they have written one ohave read god sentences that it is. and they have written one ohave read god allowed.s that it is. and they have written one ohave read god allowed. in 1at it is. and they have written one ohave read god allowed. in the i have read god allowed. in the two that i've been two years that i've been privileged to do this it privileged to do this show, it says the human milk is says the terms human milk is meant and not meant to be neutral and not gender biased. yeah wow. yeah. that's incredible . yeah. oh my that's incredible. yeah. oh my god, we're laughing at you. and as someone says here, babies are not props . and that's the scary not props. and that's the scary thing. and when it's not when we're not focusing primarily on the health of a baby . no. the health of a baby. no. >> but the feeling of a person doing it rather than it's a bit of an odd way to go, isn't it? so >> right. guardian has a story. carry that might get us cancelled. let's do it. >> um, i don't see why it would. well, when you start, it's not revealing. >> italian town as a italian town. >> this italian town .

>> this italian town. >> this italian town. >> your own feelings . >> your own feelings. >> your own feelings. >> this italian town is in turmoil, we're told. i doubt they're actually in turmoil. no, they're actually in turmoil. no, they're in turmoil. they're actually in turmoil. no, they're in turmoil . they're in they're in turmoil. they're in turmoil . uh, far right mayor. um turmoil. uh, far right mayor. um bans muslim prayers. this is in cultural centres. centres um, and is also banned . cultural centres. centres um, and is also banned. bikinis at the beach . so no bikini? no. the beach. so no bikini? no. they're not called bikinis . i they're not called bikinis. i said bikinis. >> i don't think you really pronounced burkini . i'm not sure pronounced burkini. i'm not sure why that one. where are they now? greece >> what's going on now? >> what's going on now? >> this is what happens when you have five children. you you're putting the berk into bikini . putting the berk into bikini. thank you. um, that's a joke. that this is the far right mayor uh, and maria isn't. that this is the far right mayor uh, and maria isn't . yeah. i'm uh, and maria isn't. yeah. i'm sorry. isn't isn't , um, who is sorry. isn't isn't, um, who is banning things? oddly enough, it suddenly mentions an envelope here in the story. you call this. and maybe i'm missing something. bangladeshi residents this. and maybe i'm missing sonupsetg. bangladeshi residents this. and maybe i'm missing sonupsetg. bangthis, shi residents this. and maybe i'm missing sonupsetg. bangthis, shi ritidents are upset about this, and it says envelope contained two says the envelope contained two partially of partially burned pages of the quran where come from? quran where did that come from? yes well, suddenly there's an

envelope wishes , of course. envelope with wishes, of course. awful. mixed feelings awful. i've got mixed feelings on because, um, it's not on this because, um, it's not banning prayer. it's banning banning prayer. it's not banning prayer and so on. prayer in mosques. and so on. this in cultural centres . this is in cultural centres. >> and i said, it says it >> and as i said, it says it wasn't mosque. it was wasn't built as a mosque. it was built a commercial centre. built as a commercial centre. right. now and the right. and now this and the argument is that they're using it as a mosque, which against it as a mosque, which is against what it built for. what it was built for. >> but if prayer why >> but if prayer worked, why don't undo the don't they just pray to undo the ban? it doesn't work. that's the point. i'm not against point. um, i'm not against prayer in public, but to me it's like, i don't mind if people want to in public, but want to kiss in public, but snogging is , you a bit snogging is, you know, a bit weird. the same about prayer. >> yeah, it's about following the there are the rules. i mean, there are some that seem a little some things that seem a little bit suspect, like they banned cricket because it's a bangladeshi immigrant population. cricket, population. they ban cricket, right ? that bit wrong to me. >> yes , that sounds a bit. >> yes, that sounds a bit. >> yes, that sounds a bit. >> no, there's a few things, but it won't understand. it really won't understand. cricket it's cricket, cricket in it's cricket, cricket, cricket. it's fine. heading the telegraph heading over to the telegraph now. please tell kerry now. and paul please tell kerry and i what is anti—semitism . and i what is anti—semitism. here i go guys , here i go. uh

here i go guys, here i go. uh i'll give you the look. yeah yeah. i'm also giving you the look. oh my god, it's the double look. oh my god, it's the double look. uh, government must be faster and bolder in tackling anti—semitism . warns extremism anti—semitism. warns extremism tsan anti—semitism. warns extremism tsar. and this is robin simcox, who's our commissioner. uh, for countering extremism and he's really worried about anti—semitism . and really worried about anti—semitism .and i have read anti—semitism. and i have read the guardian and there is none. so he can he can calm down. it's very good, except. well. and this week it was on the front page of the guardian and other newspapers about the massive increase in anti—semitism. so this exactly and his this is exactly right. and his point is that rishi sunak and the tory government have made some however if they some inroads. however if they don't act fast and they don't act stronger , um, then there is act stronger, um, then there is it's only going to get worse and i think we've seen on just this weekend with yet more protests, weekend with yet more protests, we don't even mention them anymore because they're just a habitual part of a group of people , uh, weekends. but there

people, uh, weekends. but there was one guy stood there with a sign saying hamas is a terrorist group, which is written in law in this country. and he was physically attacked and spat on by the police as well. why not by the police as well. why not by the. they didn't they didn't spit on him, but they did drag him de—man. and you saw him, uh, like, sort of bend his arm backwards and whatever, like he'd wrong. he'd done something wrong. yeah. so, know you so, i mean, i don't know if you guys, about guys, uh, know much about anti—semitism, i anti—semitism, but i feel like i should give you a chance to, uh, talk it. talk about it. >> yeah. there was also, of >> um, yeah. there was also, of course, the, uh, scottish course, the, uh, the scottish policeman jewish man policeman who asked a jewish man to off his, uh, star of to take off his, uh, star of david signs. david because no jewish signs. and marchers, and it might upset the marchers, which that's not which is extreme. that's not even an israel thing. it'sjust, even an israel thing. it's just, uh, it's extreme, it? uh, it's extreme, isn't it? yeah. so, this was the yeah. so, yeah, this was the extremism know what extremism sa i don't know what extremism sa i don't know what extremism i am so extremism sa is like. i am so sorry. than sorry. you no more sa than anyone , but, um, and, uh. but anyone, but, um, and, uh. but he's making a point. there's a lot of medieval tropes that have come completely back into the conversation . they're all across conversation. they're all across social media. and so on. i won't list them all in detail right now because think placards

now because i think placards i think, yeah, they're on placards. on. and, uh, placards. and so on. and, uh, and the money stuff all comes back so the jews are back in and so on. the jews are blood blood libel, the blood libel, blood libel, the whole which i don't think whole lot, which i don't think people understand. the blood libel, with idea that jews starts with the idea that jews eat people's children, eat other people's children, which christian which most, most christian children don't taste that nice, but, but it's not a case but, um, but but it's not a case of because the bloodline where you cannot talk about israel and children being killed, it's more a you have about a case of you have to talk about these things some these things with some sensitivity the blood sensitivity because the blood libel existed for a thousand libel has existed for a thousand years is so years and is and is so incredibly um i, you incredibly powerful. um i, you know, i find it i've had a number of conversations with people recently because they asked me about the subject, and one man got angry with me. he told i don't know what told me that i don't know what anti—semitism and he anti—semitism is. and then he insisted, of insisted, it's the hate of judaism. and like, no, insisted, it's the hate of judinot.. and like, no, insisted, it's the hate of judinot. butj like, no, insisted, it's the hate of judinot. but he like, no, insisted, it's the hate of judinot. but he wouldn't no, insisted, it's the hate of judinot. but he wouldn't have it's not. but he wouldn't have it's not. but he wouldn't have it other it any other way. >> because if you can >> so because if you can redefine what anti—semitism is, you're no longer anti—semitic. the to pretend that the racists want to pretend that they're racists. they're not racists. >> you know, i'll just >> but, you know, i'll just say quickly, it's than quickly, i think it's more than that, though. i think it's also we've gone so far into this

tribalist critical theory, uh, social understanding social justice understanding of astrata, of hatred rather than understanding and learning. what hatred actually is, how it works, systems work, and works, how the systems work, and how covers and goes across how it covers and goes across all think, all humanity. and i think, i think a loss to leave out think it's a loss to leave out as we do have. >> i just want to say something. sorry, paul, is the problem is the government is not acting on the government is not acting on the laws. already has. it is the laws. it already has. it is not having the deterrent. you have three women who have the three young women who went were convicted of a went to and were convicted of a terrorist they off. went to and were convicted of a teturns they off. went to and were convicted of a teturns out they off. went to and were convicted of a teturns out the they off. went to and were convicted of a teturns out the judge off. went to and were convicted of a teturns out the judge is off. it turns out the judge is sympathetic to their and sympathetic to their cause and that's we're having these people being able to. we had a few arrests yesterday, but we are having some genuine hatred on the and it has been the streets and it has not been deau the streets and it has not been dealt is why dealt with. and that is why we're situation. that's we're at the situation. that's why getting worse. why it's probably getting worse. more some more telegraph and finally some net plans that its readers net zero plans that its readers can behind. kerry. net zero plans that its readers canum behind. kerry. net zero plans that its readers canum ,)ehind. kerry. net zero plans that its readers can um , castrate ierry. net zero plans that its readers canum , castrate squirrels and >> um, castrate squirrels and serve prisoners. cold deer meat says net zero plan. this is quite a contrast to the last story, really. so squirrels be chemically castrated and deer will be cold and cooked and served to prisoners. just make

that clear. it's the deer that's going to be cold, cold, cooked and served. we're not going to be giving prisoners castrated chemically , squirrels which i've chemically, squirrels which i've heard are delicious. yeah, it's a shame, isn't it? because lewis says that they're amazing. um. oh, yeah . yeah. oh, yeah. yeah. >> lewis is on raw squirrel every wednesday. >> go with her. lewis understandings of everything. the highest population for the highest deer population for a thousand years is, um, devastating woodland grey devastating. woodland grey squirrels the squirrels are estimated cost the economy 37 million per year in negative impacts of trees while ravaging red squirrel population. this is part of the squirrel wide entity politics that's in our woods. that's going on in our woods. and winning. um, so yeah and they're winning. um, so yeah , they're going to sterilise the squirrel population by giving them little condoms. >> right . um, them little condoms. >> right. um, and i borrow some from me, i believe it's given by some from me. yeah. >> they've decided not to go with the hard method. with the hard, hard method. the hard? catch, hard? they're hard to catch, aren't they? yeah >> is that right, paul? we're going to very quickly finish this in the times has a story about teaching young women to wear shoulder pads. it's slightly wear shoulder pads. it's sliguh, girls schools teach

>> uh, girls schools teach youngsters to be assertive youngsters how to be assertive of, uh, women work. of, uh, women at work. >> so . so, um, this is this is a >> so. so, um, this is this is a book called schools of thought. it's written by, uh, two head teachers or one deputy and one head of private schools in london, understand from london, which i understand from you. are the best schools you. josh are the best schools in uh, jane in london in the world. uh, jane in london and james are the authors. and david james are the authors. now, there's a contributor , uh, now, there's a contributor, uh, claire was the head claire wagner, who was the head teacher henrietta teacher of henrietta barnett, which a really exclusive all which is a really exclusive all female grammar school in my sister in london. of course. naturally. um and she says whilst we still have a gender pay gap whilst we still have a gender pay gap and women are still are unrepresented in, uh, the top, uh, jobs in the ftse 100, there is still a battle to be fought and won. now i have a teenage daughter and i and i understand, i understand this entirely and i would like to teach her to be assertive and, and strong as a human being, irrespective of her genden human being, irrespective of her gender. first thing i'd teach her is that probably isn't a gender pay gap, and that if she keeps getting told there is , keeps getting told there is, then it's only going to hold her back. the other thing back. and the other thing i

would she doesn't would tell her is she doesn't need be a ceo of a ftse 100 need to be a ceo of a ftse 100 company in order to be successful because for some reason , that is all we seem to reason, that is all we seem to hear. reason, that is all we seem to hear . it just reason, that is all we seem to hear. it just seems to be judged by these 100 companies and the people sit in their people that sit in their boardrooms. not what boardrooms. that's not what success looks like. that's what nepotism looks like . that's got nepotism looks like. that's got nothing with gender. nothing to do with gender. >> it's a good speech, you know, i like it. you can go to number one now. yeah >> right. >> yeah, right. >> yeah, right. >> understand drop down. >> i understand we drop down. >> i understand we drop down. >> three done. uh, just >> part three is done. uh, just the section to go with the final section to go with promiscuous , british promiscuous brits, british cannibals. the moon is cannibals. and the moon is shrinking. see you

welcome back to headliners. let's kick off with monday's mail carry, which has a story that doesn't apply to anyone in this room. >> attitudes could mean >> liberal attitudes could mean brits are sleeping with more people ever, as a fifth of people than ever, as a fifth of women have at least two lovers a year women is year now, that fifth of women is the women that has sex the part of women that has sex with men. um why? what's going

on women getting on is women are getting to consider entire human consider them as an entire human beings in this beings carry. not in this context. you're thinking you're fine. we're talking about obviously, you don't know anything about biology anyway. um what's going on is young people are getting more promiscuous, apparently, in particularly are getting particularly women are getting more now i'm more promiscuous. now that i'm too old to benefit, which is typical this is typical of them. and this is down to liberal. it's always been liberal attitudes, though, hasn't it? the sexual revolution also, uh, did that in the right wing. >> people don't want sex. surely you could exploit the kind of just liberals. >> liberals so liberal they >> liberals are so liberal they haven't could exploit haven't surely you could exploit this of father role this kind of father figure role like you did with ex. this kind of father figure role likeyeah.!id with ex. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> oh, that was cutting and unnecessary. . as you know unnecessary. he's. as you know him personally. i'm not going to get into it on television live. um, typical . get into it on television live. um, typical. i came back to the story . the typical number over story. the typical number over a lifetime is five for men and three for women. what you're kidding me? that's tiny. three for women. what you're kidding me? that's tiny . that's kidding me? that's tiny. that's what this is. surely. >> paul, what the story is. i think it's far too many. isn't about the fact that women now

sleep with more men. it's that women lying it. yeah, women are lying about it. yeah, because they reach the. so the average here is that previously the statistic was the average that, uh, britain's had four sexual partners over a lifetime on the basis typically men on the basis that typically men would have five and women would have three, which of course , have three, which of course, you'd think there'd be some equality across the sexes in terms of sex. we're not factoring in trans women. well yes. but this was based before trans women. okay. in the before time. but btw, at and over a lifetime, that's nothing surely. no you're right. no, no you're not. no. even i've only slept with one person there. was there are three of the oldest incels in the uk. uh, agree with you. >> not these days, not for years, but no. >> so i think you're right. i mean, it is confusing camps. i think you did work on holiday camp, so you had to run up. run up different world. up the field different world. um, think stories are um, i think these stories are interesting. there they are. in contrary to the stories that we often read on program, often read on this program, josh, that's that people josh, and that's that people are

having so no, i'm not having less sex. so no, i'm not having less sex. so no, i'm not having less sex. so no, i'm not having less babies , but maybe, having less babies, but maybe, perhaps more so they're doing the sex is closing . the sex gap is closing. >> yes. what gap ? >> yes. what gap? >> yes. what gap? >> i'm not gonna walk into that one. uh telegraph next. uh, for my, uh, sweet, kind paul . we're my, uh, sweet, kind paul. we're a similar age, josh. uh, calling older people sweet or kind is a damaging stereotype. says campaign is a campaign by the centre for ageing better. uh, has urged the public to challenge their friends. that's what we need. more people challenging their friends. who's who use belittling terms because they are patronising . and these they are patronising. and these terms include . uh, phrases such terms include. uh, phrases such as i'm too old for this. having as i'm too old for this. having a senior moment, and you look good for your age at kerry . uh, good for your age at kerry. uh, question one would be with the world burning down the way it is, who's funding this? can we not funnel that funds elsewhere? and two, why are we obsessed

with finding the latest victim in all of this article? right it doesn't really say that the campaign for ageing better is run by older people. you just know this is going to be some. well, this is a very good point. and i mean, kerry, is this the new black lives matter and are they going have problem they going to have a problem like off from kneeling ? like getting off from kneeling? >> i know this, i know the £50 million has gone into funding , million has gone into funding, uh, this this charity. >> so that's money well spent, isn't it? yeah. well done. they're right on some things. terms like rinky wrinkly. they've here and. come they've got here and. come on, granddad . that's that's granddad. that's that's offensive. you're mixing it offensive. but you're mixing it in with things saying sweet in with things like saying sweet old using the word dear. old lady or using the word dear. >> that's how you say sweet all day. >> like what a sweet old lady. >> like what a sweet old lady. >> yeah, that's not good. that's not good. esther has not good. um, esther rantzen has has has jumped in on has moved in, has jumped in on the whole thing, saying that it's and it's it's all ridiculous. and it's great rantzen great to know esther rantzen is still didn't great to know esther rantzen is still that. didn't great to know esther rantzen is still that. um, didn't great to know esther rantzen is still that. um, but didn't great to know esther rantzen is still that. um, but basically know that. um, but basically we're getting rid of all ages, terms and ages. joking. and most birthday to birthday cards are going to become right become obsolete very soon, right over the daily star and kerry

attempted to take a trip to the british museum . um, yeah. this british museum. um, yeah. this is twisted brit is inside twisted brit cannibals, a british people cannibals, now a british people used to eat egyptian mummies. this story is way out of date. by this story is way out of date. by the way, i thought we were doing today's news, but we're british. who british. british cannibals who use to use mummified remains to increase sex drive with increase their sex drive with the mummy , which is powdered the mummy, which is powdered human remains. i the mummy, which is powdered human remains . i thought the mummy, which is powdered human remains. i thought mumia was something from an abba song personally, but obviously not. and this goes back to victorian britain, where people understood it and therefore they it was mumia and therefore they thought it was same as thought it was the same as a mummy. they then go to egypt mummy. so they then go to egypt and out and actually and just scoop out and actually take the jewels. would they ? take the jewels. would they? >> so these are no more than the jewels. >> this is worth more than the jewels because it was about their jewels. >> getting and they would >> getting them and they would stop. >> getting them and they would st0|according story, >> according to this story, a fake were made because fake mummies were made because of demand. there he of the high demand. there he goes. and where goes. yeah. and this is where mummy, word mummy comes mummy, the word mummy comes from. very from. from mummy. very very quickly. in quickly. moon news next in the mirror someone's eating quickly. moon news next in the mirthe someone's eating quickly. moon news next in the mirthe cheese meone's eating quickly. moon news next in the mirthe cheese .1eone's eating quickly. moon news next in the mirthe cheese . cane's eating quickly. moon news next in the mirthe cheese . can youeating quickly. moon news next in the mirthe cheese . can you stop| all the cheese. can you stop doing that? me? it's funny little quips. they're just i'm about to be serious.

little quips. they're just i'm about to be serious . moon little quips. they're just i'm about to be serious. moon is shrinking and poses danger to future human colonies. warn study well when they say future human colonies, they mean in literally 70 trillion years time. so please, at home. don't worry. i feel like this is at the end. like the sort of thing they say at the end of crimewatch now. but the moon has shrunk by over 150ft in succumbed in the last few hundred million years . oh my hundred million years. oh my god, thank you for your insight. there james daly over scary , there james daly over scary, scary . let's have another quick scary. let's have another quick look at monday's front pages. we have, first of all, the daily mail. can our police sink any lower telegraph ? badenoch lower telegraph? badenoch accuses post office boss of lying in horizon row . guardian lying in horizon row. guardian putin accused of covering tracks over navalny . death mirror now over navalny. death mirror now make them pay the times schools will get better or greater powers to ban mobiles and the daily star undead as the dodo. and those are your front pages . and those are your front pages. thatis and those are your front pages. that is all we have time for. thank you very much to my

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