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lammy, said earlier on david lammy, said earlier on today the whole world wants the fighting to stop birmingham city council says it needs a bailout worth £1.25 billion, as it looks to recover from effective bankruptcy . council leaders say bankruptcy. council leaders say a combination of austerity, austerity and underfunding hit the city hard. but the council's own director of finance said financial mismanagement is deep rooted within birmingham city council , with rooted within birmingham city council, with an rooted within birmingham city council , with an overreliance rooted within birmingham city council, with an overreliance on the use of reserves , growing the use of reserves, growing liabilities and imprudent estimates in relation to financial planning . they're financial planning. they're looking now at selling assets to cover some expenses, but residents are also facing cuts across essential services, including adult social care, highway maintenance and assisted transport. the beauty retailer body shop is set to shut nearly half of its 198 uk shops after falling into administration . falling into administration. it's understood that around 270 head office jobs will also be
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cut in moves, which administrators say they hope will re—energize the brand. the body shop employs around 2200 people across the uk , and news people across the uk, and news breaking tonight from the world of football. sir jim breaking tonight from the world of football. sirjim ratcliffe has completed a deal to purchase a stake in manchester united, meaning he sees his control of football operations from the glazer family. the petrochem billionaire has purchased . billionaire has purchased. a 27.7 stake in manchester united in percentage terms through his ineos conglomerate , after being ineos conglomerate, after being a man united fan since he was a boy. the deal concludes a 15 month saga at united , but month saga at united, but without the full sale . the fans without the full sale. the fans had been demanding to end the 19 year reign of the glazer. had been demanding to end the 19 year reign of the glazer . as sir year reign of the glazer. as sir jim said, though becoming a co—owner was a great honour and came with great responsibility . came with great responsibility. see for the latest news stories. do sign up for gp news alerts by scanning the qr code on the screen, or go to gb news. common
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alerts . alerts. hello and welcome to headliners your first look at wednesday's news papers. >> i'm simon evans. >> i'm simon evans. >> joining me tonight comedians leo kearse and lewis schaffer. >> good evening gentlemen. are you well yeah. good thanks. >> excellent. >> excellent. >> is that a new suit i've written. no it's not a new suit, but i rarely wear it with it with the full tie and i'm already starting to feel the constriction. >> yeah. remembering why i don't normally wear one. my whole choice of career so i never choice of career was so i never had to wear a tie. and then sometimes you sort of rebel against rebellion, against your own rebellion, don't can't tell don't you.7 yeah. you can't tell me to don't you? yeah. you can't tell me to wear. well, i think me what to wear. well, i think you've been on stage like we're in a suit on stage. >> gives you, like, an extra >> it gives you, like, an extra 20s before audience think 20s before the audience think you're rubbish. >> yeah. >> absolutely. yeah. >> absolutely. yeah. >> like taken >> it looks like you've taken the seriously, it? the role seriously, isn't it? but don't that, right? >> you for safari shirt.
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>> you go for the safari shirt. i wear a jacket now. >> because i'm too old >> yeah, because i'm too old to just wearing hawaiian just be wearing a hawaiian shirt. you're shirt. anyway, lewis, you're looking immaculate ever. looking immaculate as ever. >> obviously, you very much. >> you are the bar to which we all well, know something ? >> well, do you know something? >> well, do you know something? >> not like that. they take >> well, do you know something? >> seriously ike that. they take >> well, do you know something? >>seriously on that. they take >> well, do you know something? >> seriously on stage they take >> well, do you know something? >> seriously on stage thethat.e us seriously on stage for that 20s they we're maybe 20s is. they think we're maybe the the manager. the owner or the manager. >> it could a alarm >> it could be a fire alarm anyway, let's take a look at the front pages. >> the time aims kick us off. this is a big story. the prince issues gaza a plea for a permanent . the telegraph permanent peace. the telegraph william fighting in gaza must be brought to an end. guardian labour leader faces threat of revolt over gaza despite call for ceasefire. the sun brit nuc sub launch fails is not the most elegant headline but worrying. news express pm completely ridiculous for illegal migrants to jump the queue. and finally , to jump the queue. and finally, the daily star greedy black hole eats the universe . worse, that eats the universe. worse, that you would think is a fairly major story. anyway, those were your front pages as. so we start
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with the wednesday's daily mail, leo and the royal intervention in yes, william prince . yes, in yes, william prince. yes, prince isn't it? he's still a prince. prince william says too many have died in the gaza conflict. he's issued an emotional plea to end the fighting in the israel—hamas war. as possible, saying war. as soon as possible, saying too people killed too many people are being killed and he's called increased and he's called for increased humanitarian support for gaza. so is so prince william is a politician. now, here's me thinking he was just some some lucky guy who got born into this life of privilege and gets to, you day gets to you know, one day he gets to have on the money and have his face on the money and stuff. no, it turns out he's actually politician he's actually a politician and he's dictating to dictating foreign policy to other countries. so that's that's interesting. i thought maybe, maybe the fighting would stop the stop if hamas released the hostages and a lot of hostages they took and a lot of the humanitarian support they demand is sent to gaza. that just gets funnelled straight to hamas build , you hamas so they can build, you know, even if you give them water they manage to make water pipes, they manage to make some out of it. some sort of cannon out of it. so you're obviously not in favour. lewis, do you feel there's useful contribution
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there? >> i think there is useful because basically he's saying absolutely and that's absolutely nothing and that's what supposed to do, what the king is supposed to do, is say nothing. he says is say nothing. he says he says too have died in the too many have died in the gaza conflict . what's right conflict. what's the right amount to died ? amount of people to have died? is that he's not saying 10,000. >> and then you're into >> and then once you're into five it's like five digits, it's like it doesn't matter. >> is, is >> and the point is, is that is thatis >> and the point is, is that is that is that he's not taking a side on this. >> he hasn't actually said that israel needs to, uh, unilaterally begin a ceasefire. he's expressed a hope for peace. but even so, it is more perhaps. well, he's not king now, of course. so perhaps the comparison isn't justified. but the great virtue of the queen was always said to be that she remained neutral on everything. literally everything, including the death of her own daughter in law . there a sort of law. so there was a sort of extraordinary which extraordinary calm which obtained at absolute of obtained at the absolute peak of statehood there. and i think we do miss that maybe. yeah. do miss that maybe. oh, yeah. absolutely. something absolutely. there's something about cuddly about the, you know, the cuddly ceo about prince william, you know, sort tony blair know, the sort of tony blair type. guys, let's, you type. hey, guys, let's, you know, go to the soft play
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know, let's go to the soft play area and, know, bash this area and, you know, bash this out. having said that, charles himself was obviously quite an opinionated prince of wales. also not necessarily on foreign policy. yeah. which is why nobody him. nobody liked him. >> i came to this country >> and i came to this country and i just sense that nobody liked the guy, including the queen. like like i've said, the queen. like like i've said, the queen had put it in her head that she was going to live at one at least one day longer than prince charles, that she, charles. >> he was eccentric, but he had some good views. i thought he was on modern was right on modern architecture. it's architecture. for what it's worth, organic, you worth, maybe not an organic, you know, . know, greenhouse. >> you what he was right >> you know what he was right about things, too. he was about other things, too. he was right better to right about. it's better to have, kind of a frumpy, have, like, kind of a frumpy, calm a beautiful than calm wife than a beautiful than a beautiful , crazy woman calm wife than a beautiful than a beautiful, crazy woman . a beautiful, crazy woman. >> anorexic. that's fair enough . >> anorexic. that's fair enough. guardian. now, lewis , what have guardian. now, lewis, what have they got? >> good news. uh, or maybe not. um the labour leader faces threat of revolt over gaza despite calls for a ceasefire. so this is keir starmer, who is going to be the next prime minister unless he completely
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messes it up, which i don't know how he can. and he's and his own party is fighting him , demanding party is fighting him, demanding a ceasefire. what the ceasefire means, i don't know, because as as as you say, leo, that that they've got 120 hostages. if . they've got 120 hostages. if. you if they your kids, you want to keep on going no matter how long it takes, no matter how many people killed. but many people are killed. but because snp voted in favour because the snp voted in favour of this and a lot of his own front benches are saying, hey, we a ceasefire fire, which we need a ceasefire fire, which sounds benign and everything, but do you think, leo, that it reflects the demographics of the labour? >> um, uh , core vote at the >> um, uh, core vote at the moment? yeah i mean, certainly underjeremy moment? yeah i mean, certainly under jeremy corbyn, the sort of leftists , you know, far leftists leftists, you know, far leftists and also muslims , uh, formed, and also muslims, uh, formed, you know, a big, big proportion of the vote, 85% of british muslims voted for jeremy corbyn's labour party, which is an , uh, bias towards, an insane, uh, bias towards, towards one party is less now because, you know, starmer is not as popular with them. but i think, you know, as we see more immigration, apparently
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immigration, which apparently we're going to have we're just going to have unstoppable, we're to unstoppable, we're going to have 12 million people in in 12 million people coming in in the decade or eight the next, uh, decade or eight years something . uh, we're years or something. uh, we're going uh, the western going to see, uh, the western support for israel fade away and be replaced by support for, for hamas. mean , i'm obviously i hamas. i mean, i'm obviously i was naive , perhaps, but i did was naive, perhaps, but i did think 3 or 4 years ago when the when the kind of pitch of complaint about corbyn's anti—semitism started to really rise and you could see the writing was on the wall, there, that i thought it was a fairly minor rmt issue, because of course, was no active, uh , course, there was no active, uh, war going on there. there was there was no great military efforts. there was little efforts. there was a little bit of settlement in the west bank. it was controversial, but it was it was controversial, but it to me like i was i was it felt to me like i was i was surprised how significant an issue. now , of course, it's issue. and now, of course, it's flared up so extraordinarily that you can see exactly why people were and you people were worried. and if you look left wing people or look at any left wing people or comedians on social media, comedians on on social media, you can see they're all they've all completely swallowed the sort decolonisation line and sort of decolonisation line and think that hamas is a is a
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wonderful thing and israel should be, should be wiped off the face of the earth. it's the oppression isn't it, oppression matrix, isn't it, that been discussing that we we've been discussing for some on this show. for some time on this show. so the telegraph, carry the telegraph, leo, they carry that story as well, but what else they got? they've got else have they got? they've got a story trans in the a story about trans women in the military. going military. uh, are going to be allowed in female only allowed to live in female only accommodations. so is , uh, accommodations. so this is, uh, if born male and then you if you're born male and then you transition a woman, you transition to being a woman, you can you can stay in the in the dorms , uh, with with, uh, women dorms, uh, with with, uh, women who are born women and don't have penises and you know, which, you know , i mean, it used which, you know, i mean, it used to be so adequate for this sort of thing, didn't. to be so adequate for this sort of thing, didn't . that's no good of thing, didn't. that's no good to see. yeah. >> the women, you know, the original, the old style women, women 1.0. >> yeah, yeah. so you know, concerns have been raised because, know, under because, you know, the men under the self id rules, anybody can just say , oh yeah. so i'm a just say, oh yeah. so i'm a woman, i can say i'm a woman. and then i'm in the army. i get put with, you the bunks put in with, you know, the bunks with women, which with the sleeping women, which i think a terrible idea. think is a terrible idea. i think is a terrible idea. i think i should be in with the
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men. you know, i've got a men. i've. you know, i've got a terrible this is terrible reputation. but this is this that the left this is the future that the left wants. >> no, i totally disagree with you, i it's you, because i think it's actually news because you, because i think it's actua|we news because you, because i think it's actua|we want news because you, because i think it's actua|we want ourws because you, because i think it's actua|we want our soldierste you, because i think it's actua|we want our soldiers male those we want our soldiers male and female, to super tough and female, to be super tough and female, to be super tough and these, these and by putting these, these women, these men who are women, it just toughens them up. the battlefield to battlefield is going to be tough. these who battlefield is going to be tou�*born these who battlefield is going to be tou�*born women, se who battlefield is going to be tou�*born women, whatever who battlefield is going to be tou�*born women, whatever you> are born women, whatever you call them, without the penises, thank you. ricky gervais without the penis. >> uh, it didn't last long, did it? the of furore over the it? the kind of furore over the idea that gay men would be admitted to the military , admitted to the to the military, and there was a kind of a certain amount of humour about the you know, well, the idea that, you know, well, what you is what exactly do you think is going to happen, you know, are you, uh, you, are you going to get, uh, molested in the. well had molested in the. well that had about before we about a fortnight before we moved to this next. exactly. moved on to this next. exactly. >> is and then >> maybe this is all and then maybe is a new point. it's maybe this is a new point. it's all about toughening up, toughening our in the toughening up. our girls in the military. tough, get military. tough, tough. get tough . tough. >> and also the trans. if the trans military come face to face with rebels , they can with houthi rebels, they can compare frocks. but did compare frocks. but where did you bulk out? that is you get your bulk out? that is true. absolutely. true. yes absolutely. >> that's sexist. it will
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confuse me. >> so have , uh, 30s to have a >> so we have, uh, 30s to have a look at the sun, not the star. sorry. >> the sun. the sun, the brit nuke, as you say, uh, is that is that one of our british, um, nuke the nuclear rockets. missiles uh, crashed it didn't work. >> missiles, missiles , missiles. >> missiles, missiles, missiles. >> missiles, missiles, missiles. >> what do you say? missiles i'm sorry. it's not a word that's used w bush missiles and nuclear. uh, well, it's not one of the words that i use frequently , but this is this is frequently, but this is this is important because trump said he's basically pull out he's going to basically pull out of and going lose of nato, and we're going to lose our umbrella. our nuclear umbrella. >> the whole of europe is going to we've britain to be left. we've britain and france, so we're france, a few nukes. so we're just like a sort of like, france, a few nukes. so we're justcompactike a sort of like, france, a few nukes. so we're justcompact umbrella,of like, france, a few nukes. so we're justcompact umbrella, one (e, france, a few nukes. so we're justcompact umbrella, one that uh, compact umbrella, one that you can keep in your in your handbag. completely. you can keep in your in your handbag. do completely. you can keep in your in your handbag. do you :ompletely. you can keep in your in your handbag. do you knowetely. you can keep in your in your handbag. do you know something >> well, do you know something if, wants america's if, if europe wants america's defence, should pay for it. defence, they should pay for it. it's like. it's like getting an insurance policy on your car. you lapse , you don't go you let it lapse, you don't go and say, can you pay for it? i know to pay. know i meant to pay. >> afraid i tend to agree >> i'm afraid i tend to agree with louis on this. oh, it's obviously a bargaining tactic. with louis on this. oh, it's obvisurel a bargaining tactic. with louis on this. oh, it's obvisure iti bargaining tactic. with louis on this. oh, it's obvisure it won'taining tactic. with louis on this. oh, it's obvisure it won't come tactic.
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radio. >> and welcome back to headliners. i'm simon evans still joined by leo kearse and lewis schaefer. somewhat frustrated. i couldn't complete my starship troopers analogy to
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current political situations anyway. lewis over to the daily mail. exciting news. literal marxist—leninism has bankrupted its first major city. >> yes , sir. good news. anyway, >> yes, sir. good news. anyway, anyway, this is a bankrupt birmingham city council needs £1.2 billion from the government, which is like whitehall and bailout to keep the services running. and they're going to raise taxes by 20% because they're bankrupt , 20% because they're bankrupt, because their labour. and the difference between a labour government and a tory government is labour wastes and tories steal . and these people have steal. and these people have wasted. i know wastefulness. i live in southwark and i know it's quite an interesting story this one though it is quite specific thing and what happened was it apparently it began 20 years ago, but it's only the sort uh, the process has sort of, uh, the process has taken this long for the, the financial implications to come through, essentially a deal through, but essentially a deal was agreed between the council and unions that all jobs and the unions that all jobs should be regarded as of equal
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value, which is why i say marxist—leninism. >> i mean, it's absolutely absurd. there should a free absurd. there should be a free market in to an extent, even in the public sector , where you the public sector, where you find you to pay find out what you need to pay people get competent people in order to get competent ones do the work. right. but ones to do the work. right. but they that. they've they didn't do that. they've been paying everybody the same amount. well, no, what they did was was the was they agreed this was the fact but then the fact in principle. but then the union course, always union then, of course, always the started uh , the villains started to, uh, connive in order to elevate the pay connive in order to elevate the pay that certain male orientated jobs like bin men, when they used to actually need to have a bit of upper body strength to be a bin man instead of just pressing button side of pressing a button on the side of the it sort of hauls the truck, and it sort of hauls it automatically they it up automatically and so they earn the uh, female earn more money. the uh, female orientated or the, the, the female jobs female overrepresented jobs discovered this . and they've discovered this. and they've been class action lawsuits and it's bankrupted them that's why. >> but you know it's i'm sorry. >> but you know it's i'm sorry. >> well i've friends in >> well i've got friends in birmingham say there's birmingham and they say there's just rampant endemic corruption at uh, you at the council with uh, you know, people doing know, people, people doing things their cousin things like, um, their cousin will they, will have a taxi firm. so they, they pay, they have all these
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dodgy contracts, fake contracts or or repeating contracts to, to carry someone , you know, a mile carry someone, you know, a mile for £1,000. and it's going to really hurt now because really hurt them now because they've serious, uh, funding they've got serious, uh, funding issues for anything that remotely. mean, there'll remotely. i mean, there'll be libraries they libraries will be closed. they will streetlights will be doing the streetlights and you which sounds and but you know, which sounds always kind of trivial, but it's not trivial if you're not that trivial if you're driving suddenly driving around and suddenly you're, creates helps you're, well, it creates helps crime . crime. >> but the thing that i found shocking is this is going on like at least other councils. like at least 50 other councils. yeah, but the department of levelling up, who's dealing with this is doesn't make it public. so the people don't know it could be happening in my borough. the dirty borough of southwark . right. you know, it southwark. right. you know, it could. i'm not saying that dirty, but, you know, i did just say that. but i wouldn't be at all if it happens in all surprised if it happens in brighton and hove too. well, i know happened to me. they know what happened to me. they they dealings with me they did dirty dealings with me and so we don't know. and they and so we don't know. so that's what this country needs. country . needs. it's a great country. >> to be some >> it's going to be some volunteer out volunteer pacts going out and filling guess. and filling in potholes i guess. and that's it's going to have to that's how it's going to have to
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be doing a betterjob be probably doing a betterjob anyway. now and in anyway. guardian now leo and in the alexei navalny the week that alexei navalny dies in jail, this has a certain frisson. yeah. so julian assange faces the of flagrant faces the risk of a flagrant denial if he's tried denial of justice if he's tried in , his lawyers have told in the us, his lawyers have told a permission to appeal hearing in london, which could result in the wikileaks founder being extradited within if extradited within days. if it's if they're unsuccessful in the us, he could be jailed for up to 175 years, which they say is a grossly disproportionate punishment . grossly disproportionate punishment. i mean, he won't serve all of that. he'll die before the end. it must be getting on. i mean, must have getting on. i mean, he must have been or on the run for been in jail or on the run for 20 years now in the us. it was surely after it was shortly after the 2003 iraq war, wasn't it? that was what it was concerned. yeah, concerned. well, yeah, because that's when he that's when he released redacted released these unrwa redacted files. and thing is, people files. and the thing is, people have to navalny, files. and the thing is, people havihe's to navalny, files. and the thing is, people havihe's like to navalny, files. and the thing is, people havihe's like navalny.1y, but he's nothing like navalny. navalny. navalny is a politician. navalny is a russian patriot and a nationalist who loves country and wanted the loves his country and wanted the best for wanted to fix it, best for it, wanted to fix it, whereas julian assange, i mean, he some absolutely he did reveal some absolutely egregious wrongdoing by by the
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british and american governments. but he also , uh, governments. but he also, uh, released unredacted files that put field operatives at risk . i put field operatives at risk. i was working in intelligence at the time, and it was, you know, seen as a, you know, a it's a pretty abhorrent thing to do, genuinely put people their genuinely put people and their families at risk. and it could have avoided by just not have been avoided by just not doing it a, such a gung doing it in such a, such a gung ho so, know, you ho manner. so, you know, and you also can't dox james bond and then nothing going then think nothing bad is going to what do to happen. it's like, what do you think's going to happen? i tend agree all of that. tend to agree with all of that. yeah. what do think? yeah. i mean, what do you think? >> i think it's, uh, chelsea manning was mentioned in this and he got a lot and, uh , julian and he got a lot and, uh, julian assange got a lot of stuff from chelsea manning. manning chelsea manning. chelsea manning put let his hair put on a dress, let his hair grow. a she he said, hey, grow. he was a she he said, hey, babe. was released and he babe. and he was released and he released. i haven't and he released. i haven't heard and he was by, um , by, uh, was released by, um, by, uh, obama . right. he was released by obama. >> he got a pun because i do remember he had a twitter account for a while that was quite popular. and uh, he was a bit a he was of a really bit of a he was kind of a really early and, um, i can't
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early him and, um, i can't remember the other one's name, but charlotte but there were two charlotte clymer. two sort clymer. they were the two sort of kind of twitter. of proto trans kind of twitter. do remember? of proto trans kind of twitter. do no, remember? of proto trans kind of twitter. do no, no, ember? of proto trans kind of twitter. do no, no, she»er? of proto trans kind of twitter. do no, no, she was military as well. >> and, uh, well, i say she i am giving her preferred pronoun giving her her preferred pronoun there, i haven't . uh, what there, which i haven't. uh, what was ? was it was chelsea manning's? was it paul i can't remember paul manning? i can't remember his his, uh, i want a dead name. him just out of sheer. >> know, but you're >> i don't know, but you're absolutely right. >> anyway, so he might get released snowden, who released with snowden, who were hot there and hot tailed it out there and actually in russia. right. hot tailed it out there and act|butr in russia. right. hot tailed it out there and act|but the in russia. right. hot tailed it out there and act|but the in ruisia. right. hot tailed it out there and act|but the in ruis whoever the >> but the chance is whoever the next is after donald trump next guy is after donald trump is yeah. will let him is president. yeah. will let him go. yeah. perhaps that's the only hope. >> just needs to for the >> just needs to wait for the democrats get in again. democrats to get in again. >> all >> yeah, well, that's all criminals to criminals that attempt to get him out the swedish, uh, him out through the swedish, uh, sex stuff. sex crime stuff. >> right. >> right. >> that's. well, that's not. >> that's. well, that's not. >> yeah. this is this is, uh, this is something else. this is this is something else. this is this the his actual, this is around the his actual, you well it'll be you know. well it'll be interesting see if there is interesting to see if there is finally a denouement that. finally a denouement to that. a express as ever. lewis express as ever. now, lewis trying to us up with a trying to cheer us up with a utopian vision of criminal justice functioning. >> yeah , well, going to say >> yeah, well, i'm going to say what think this what's going
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what i think this what's going on? you correct me on? and then you can correct me is uh, is that what they is that, uh, is that what they want to do? is that the according to the home office, they want to deport more criminals because 10 to 12% of criminals because 10 to 12% of criminals who are in british prisons are foreign nationals, are foreign nationals, and so these are called foreign national offenders . and so if national offenders. and so if you're a foreign national, you're a foreign national, you're going to be given a, um, something called a what is it called? it's something that's only home, a ticket home. what is it called. you're given a, um they don't have it in american station, but no, i forget what it is. hold on a second. let me look. you amongst look. you talk amongst yourselves, whatever they yourselves, but whatever they want, they want to kick out foreigners. yeah. foreign criminals. >> well, i think that would be a pretty popular policy. but of course, it's the blob, isn't it? usually that stops this sort of thing happening. yeah, for some reason and, you reason the home office and, you know, the agencies and ngos know, all the agencies and ngos that suck up taxpayers that suck up so much taxpayers money, don't why money, i don't know why the conservative money, i don't know why the co years tive money, i don't know why the
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co years tiv power, are still 14 years in power, are still funding these ngos. yeah and they reformed the home they haven't reformed the home office. i mean, they've got a few months left to do it, but it's ridiculous. and yeah. so this woke blob, you know , try this woke blob, you know, try and stop any deportations even if it's, you know, rapists and murderers , they and ground murderers, they try and ground the the rest of the flights and all the rest of it, and they inform it, and then they inform students on the students who can then sit on the flight and refuse to fill their seat or no, it's seat belt or whatever. no, it's extraordinary. i sometimes think it's government it's like the blair government that inside the that kind of got inside the brain of the tories about the whole and it's like of whole and it's like sort of tinker it it doesn't tinker with it and it doesn't know what it's doing. it doesn't seem understand it's seem to understand that it's been more been infiltrated at a far more profound it's profound level. it's like caterpillars mushroom caterpillars with a mushroom growing out his head. yeah, growing out of his head. yeah, exactly. or the snail exactly. that yes. or the snail with kind going with its eyes kind of going like, me . yeah. like, eat me, eat me. yeah. horrible. anyway, chinese hacking story. now this is hacking story. leo. now this is in the eye news. to be honest, it might as well be encrypted. for all i understood of it. so there's been a major chinese hack that's not somebody the hack that's not somebody in the chinese a major chinese army. there's a major chinese army. there's a major chinese the foreign chinese hack on the foreign office investigated by office urgently investigated by uk they know about it uk spies. they know about it because there's been enough.
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there's a hack on china . there's been a hack on china. there's been a hack on china. there's been a big data leak. oh, from china. an oh, right. from china. an anonymous , which earlier on anonymous dump, which earlier on in the toilet, kind . he signed in the toilet, kind. he signed them all. sit in the cubicle . them all. sit in the cubicle. >> my name's leo. yeah taken by a macaque. >> you can find me at. >> you can find me at. >> follow me on twitter . plop, >> follow me on twitter. plop, plop. but yeah . so this this plop. but yeah. so this this dump of files from a shanghai based commercial surveillance company shows a list of targets in whitehall, including the foreign office . but obviously, foreign office. but obviously, we knew china was hacking us. i mean, this isn't like china's constantly hacking us. we're constantly hacking us. we're constantly hacking us. we're constantly hacking china. russia is constantly hacking us. we're constantly russia. so constantly hacking russia. so you know, round and round it goes i find it goes. yeah, i still find it extraordinary. it's coming out now. the extent to which, uh, even 60s, even during the 50s and 60s, which regarded as the which is still regarded as the mccarthyite era in mccarthyite panic era in america, the place was absolutely riddled with soviet agents. >> it turns out more and more of them are being turned up all the time. >> so the idea that that's cooled mean, a cold cooled off, i mean, it's a cold war this is a cold
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war now, right? this is a cold war now, right? this is a cold war situation. well, it's nice that they the chinese that they call the chinese communist i think communist party because i think people that china people have forgotten that china is communist party. is the chinese communist party. >> you can't say it's not quite the same as stalinism, though, is it ? is it? >> it's a kind of what he always said characters said with chinese characters sticks. actually said sticks. it's actually i've said this bit more this before, it's a bit more like in some ways, like fascism in some ways, because it's kind of corporate. it's controlled it's state controlled corporatism, but corporatism, isn't it? yeah, but it person the control it is a person with the control rather with the rather than at least with the politburo . so you you know, politburo. so you had you know, it was people vying, jockeying for position more. yes. and there was the potential that it was the vanguard for a future golden era. i don't think there's chance of is there's any chance of that. is there? anyway, trouble is, there? anyway, the trouble is, there? anyway, the trouble is, the good now, the technology is too good now, and socialism sort of works . um, and socialism sort of works. um, we've reached the halfway point in the second half. after the break, we have young white converts islam , young green converts to islam, young green protesters getting charged , protesters getting charged, angry wanting . angry young farmers wanting. dot, we'll see you after the
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headliners. >> so louis, we have encouraging news now of the return to faith of the once blighted children of the post—industrial north in the daily mail. >> yeah, well, that's actually interesting. exclusive exclusive interesting. exclusive exclusive in the daily mail. why white british children as young as eight are pledging their lives to it's news to allah. so it's good news they're finding they're finding faith. there's no faith. but but there's no details. it's just basically a it's this is not we know this is happening. we know it's happening. we know it's happening. it's a it's an eamonn asking an eight year old, uh, if he became a muslim without pressure from anyone. so the eight year old says, yes, i become a i become a muslim . it's become a i become a muslim. it's similar to, to a, uh, a doctor asking an eight year old, are you happy to have your penis removed? i mean, i guess to be fair, this was the this has been the story of faith of all kinds throughout history. >> this isn't just a muslim thing, it's thing, but it is. it's interesting . presumably, if interesting. presumably, if they're kids, the they're white kids, the suggestion not their
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suggestion is this is not their parents pressuring them parents who are pressuring them into yeah. into it. yeah. >> and it's become this sort of social fad. social media fad. >> seeing a lot of it. i >> you're seeing a lot of it. i guess there's a lot of, uh, influencers are popular with influencers who are popular with younger as? what's younger males, such as? what's that kickboxer guy. younger males, such as? what's tha andrew. kickboxer guy. >> andrew. >> andrew. >> andrew. >> andrew tate. tate. yeah andrew tate. yeah. so he converted islam when he was converted to islam when he was in ? yeah. maybe to get, in prison? yeah. maybe to get, uh, special food or something. but, know , now but, um, you know, now it's become i think, you become this thing, i think, you know, because we've got we're such testosterone such a low testosterone society now, , males, young men now, you know, males, young men feel this need to submit to something. and be part of something. and be part of something they can't stand on their own, like individuals. it's interesting you say that because that because other people say that it's testosterone it's the low testosterone society. rebelling society. they're rebelling against, want more against, and they want a more traditional vision manhood against, and they want a more trad in»nal vision manhood against, and they want a more trad in particular, manhood against, and they want a more trad in particular, fatherhoodi against, and they want a more trad in particular, fatherhood . and in particular, fatherhood. yeah. islam celebrates the idea of a patriarchy. there is absolutely rank in the home, and the father stands at the top. >> i think very young >> i don't think the very young ones are going there on their own willingly. think they're own willingly. i think they're being by by the mothers. being led by the by the mothers. an year old sign an eight year old doesn't sign up he up for islam on his own. he doesn't discover it on doesn't, like, discover it on his own . his own. >> do remember when i was
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>> i do remember when i was about maybe not eight, but maybe ten. is the mothers. sorry >> no, it is the mothers. sorry sorry, it is the mothers. because if was the fathers because if it was the fathers they need to convert. they wouldn't need to convert. >> . >> that's true. >> that's true. >> when was about when i was >> when i was about when i was about i do remember about 10 or 12, i do remember starting to take in it and it didn't but i took an didn't last long, but i took an interest actually interest in the idea of actually going church. i was sort of going to church. i was sort of like a lapsed anglican family, you know, and especially at christmas and easter. i'd like to go to proper big, you to go to the proper big, you know, proper services and know, the proper services and listen that to kind listen to that and try to kind of feel the glory of that in. yeah, didn't and yeah, i yeah, it didn't take and yeah, i did. did know there is a did. i did know there is a penod did. i did know there is a period when you're young, when you world, you want you do want the world, you want to maintain its to some extent. >> we're not this we're not touching on this subject at all, but the but we're not dealing with the subject. major subject. the subject is a major subject, it's the subject, which is it's the trends of time . and muslims are trends of time. and muslims are winning and they're winning and people want to be on a winning team. it's a lot easier to be on a winning team than a lose a team of christians who don't give, give a damn about anything. and the jews don't convert hell convert because who the hell would jew? would want to be a jew? yeah, there's yeah, maybe there's yeah, there's maybe more
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money in. some of the jewish girls are pretty, but but you don't. want the don't. you don't want to. the jews convert anybody. it's jews don't convert anybody. it's very easy to be a muslim. i mean , it's easy to become a muslim , , it's easy to become a muslim, but it's very difficult to not be a muslim . be a muslim. >> and this is the thing you're seeing as an apostate. you seeing as an apostate. if you then to transition. yeah detransition. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> both options for kids >> both they're options for kids these either these days. you can either transition or transition your gender or transition your gender or transition . and transition your religion. and yeah, are very difficult to get. >> yeah. >> em— e protesters, uh , in >> greenpeace protesters, uh, in the independent. now leo. and as even the independent. now leo. and as ever, the main value is to be had in their names. there's one called rug. easy yes, i've called amy rug. easy yes, i've underlined that name . i bet she underlined that name. i bet she does. rug. easy but yeah. so green protesters are going to be charged with criminal damage over a demonstration at rishi sunak home. so last year. i don't know if you remember, but the activists were on top of his roof. they covered the roof with with black fabric to, to symbolise oil. uh, in protest over what they called a new fossil fuel drilling frenzy, which obviously there hasn't been like, we just want to get a
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little bit of oil out of the ground and use it coming out. just a bit. i mean, you're just use a bit. i mean, you're using it. how do you think you got sunak house? what got to rishi sunak house? what do your clothes are do you think? your clothes are made of? what do think made out of? what do you think your is fuelled your entire existence is fuelled by? by oil. by? it's fuelled by oil. you think should get from think we should get it from russia instead drilling it russia instead of drilling it here? is more here? how is it? how is it more environmentally friendly is environmentally friendly to. is it friendly it more environmentally friendly to it qatar or like, to bring it from qatar or like, you crazy faraway you know, some crazy faraway place, from place, then get it from the nonh place, then get it from the north sea? anyway all, north sea? anyway they're all, uh, they're all same posh matthew rug. easy and matthew sweet amy rug. easy and alexandra who is alexandra wilson, who is a surprisingly normal name, so hopefully they'll get banged up. hopefully they're going to get assange out. i suppose the one question will be whether they will the same as will be treated just the same as if had inflicted discomfort if they had inflicted discomfort on any other citizen, rather than prime minister do you than the prime minister do you think relevant? think that's relevant? >> relevant , but >> that is relevant, but i, i shouldn't say this. i'm happy that they're just being punished for anything . you know, i don't for anything. you know, i don't care who it is . yeah. care who it is. yeah. >> so send him off in a dinghy to the north sea. >> i mean, i know these people too, because i work with them in
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many campaigns had many in the campaigns that i had in place. they i think in my place. and they i think they well. yeah. they mean well. yeah. unfortunately they they're wrong. i'm wrong. they're wrong. we i'm with i shouldn't with i'm with leo. i shouldn't agree my agree with leo because my girlfriend leo so much. girlfriend hates leo so much. but i i like leo. are we but i like i like leo. are we all going to need oil for one year? >> a story in the telegraph. lewis. this is about farmers and it strikes me as the perfect balance dishonesty, balance of dishonesty, disingenuous and self—righteous. >> yeah , it's got a little bit >> yeah, it's got a little bit of everything in it. basically i don't know what you meant by that, i'll explain. that, but i'll explain. >> the story. >> but you tell the story. >> but you tell the story. >> i'll agree. it's a rishi sunak. so he speaking in sunak. so he goes speaking in birmingham, the broke city to national farmers why national farmers union. why would city? would they be in the broke city? it's city. it's it's like such a city. it's a great city. birmingham. they great city. birmingham. and they speak was at an speak funny and it was at an event there and he was like pandenng event there and he was like pandering to them saying, you pandering to them by saying, you don't even do it for the money. you're not a farmer for the money. got other motives money. you've got other motives for vegan. and farmers for vegan. and the farmers union said, you out of your said, what are you out of your mind? are you doing it for? mind? what are you doing it for? money. need money. >> this subtle. and when >> this is the subtle. and when i disingenuous, what i say it's disingenuous, what i mean he's saying them,
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mean is he's not saying to them, you don't need any money, so we're not going to give you any money. yeah, i money. he's going, yeah, i get it. for the it. you don't do this for the money. nobody a farmer money. nobody becomes a farmer in of becoming rich. in the hope of becoming rich. yeah, their is yeah, obviously their land is worth great they are worth a great deal. they are able that on to their able to pass that on to their kids and avoid inheritance tax and so there is the fact and so on. but there is the fact that sizeable live that sizeable farmers live on 5000, know, like figure salaries. >> that's not true. >> that's not true. >> still they still want >> there's still they still want to rich. they to make to get rich. they want to make money. it, but they money. they want it, but they want you wanted to do >> and you wanted to do somethingsay, grew up in the >> you'd say, i grew up in the countryside. a lot of farmers, they drove pretty nice cars. i don't think, know, maybe don't think, you know, maybe some some them some of them, maybe some of them are know, are struggling. but, you know, people struggling all businesses. >> some canadians who are struggling, comedians drive worst move on and >> you can sell up, move on and do else you're do something else if you're after cash. that is after big cash. i think that is true. think there is a true. and i think there is a there does need to be a recognition that you're in recognition that if you're in the industry, a farming the farming industry, a farming business, you should be supported doing the right supported in in doing the right thing heritage the thing for the heritage of the nation. what we're nation. this is what we're really the and really seeing across the eu and the we to, we used the uk. like we used to, we used to subsidise and support farmers and we're not doing that anymore. this anymore. and there's this idea that it's that like, you know, oh, it's just fungible commodity.
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just a fungible commodity. we can it from morocco or can just get it from morocco or get from russia. we can get it from russia. we can get our grain from russia. and then what you know, what happens if, you know, if houthi stop the boats? it houthi rebels stop the boats? it doesn't matter so if it's doesn't matter so much if it's flat screen coming through flat screen tvs coming through the but it's food, the red sea. but if it's food, you food more frequently you need food more frequently than you flat screen tv. than you need a flat screen tv. and what were saying and exactly what you were saying about and oil as well. about fuel and oil as well. earlier, the well, not exactly, but animal husbandry and virtually every other country in the on the world is worse than it is. it's more despicable , it is. it's more despicable, it's more immoral, it's more callous and cruel and indifferent to the suffering of animals. britain has a very high standard of um of, uh , animal. standard of um of, uh, animal. uh welfare. exactly. thank you. and and if you, if you pretend to be interested in that, then you should put your money where your mouth is. >> yeah. and they want us. the truth is, want the farmers truth is, they want the farmers to of business. there's to go out of business. there's a plan in wales to make 20% of the land wild country , which is. i land wild country, which is. i support wilding of land, but it's the purpose is, is to
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starve us. team world wants you to dead. >> i like the idea of wilderness. >> but why is that laughable? it's so true. >> well, the wilding of wales, though that would be, uh, the worlding wales. worlding of wales. >> the wild in surrey. >> the wild, the wild in surrey. >> the wild, the wild in surrey. >> that's quite popular. i haven't must that haven't been there. must do that soon. in the garden for soon. bad news in the garden for deliveroo dealers. leo deliveroo drug dealers. leo they're to be replaced they're about to be replaced by drones. could be drones. yes, the drones could be used for critical medical deliveries well for deliveries as well as for inspections of railways, power lines roads . inspections of railways, power lines roads. under proposals lines and roads. under proposals put by the uk's air put forward by the uk's air travel watchdog, uh , so travel watchdog, uh, so basically it's going to allow operators to fly their drones safely beyond the line of sight . safely beyond the line of sight. so there's a possibility of minor changes being made to civil aviation regulations. it's not exciting story i've not the most exciting story i've got mean, drones got to be honest. i mean, drones certainly. and they're revolutionising , which revolutionising warfare, which is more interesting. >> a bit exciting because >> it is a bit exciting because basically they're that basically they're saying that businesses money with this. >> they're allowing amazon to deliver but the local guy deliver stuff. but the local guy who wants to fly around the neighbourhood to make sure that his isn't, they don't his neighbour isn't, they don't want want want that to happen. they want who's flying who's this guy who's flying
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drones in the neighbourhood? >> my friend john. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> my saying to this guy. well, no, because it's like we, we used a drone when we were fighting for the cemetery in camberwell. >> old cemetery when they were, when they were deforesting it and what they say is they, they're proposing you could fly a drone 15m above your property. you know, 15m. that's 45ft. mm. so basically needs to go any higher than that, you do need to go higher. >> you need in favour of only licensed drones having . licensed drones having. >> think it's an >> but i do think it's an interesting view and we most of us picture little sort of like us picture a little sort of like tiny little remote control tiny little uh, remote control helicopter. but some of these drones bigger, drones are going to be bigger, right? they're going right? yeah. if they're going to carry sized packages and carry decent sized packages and if my mate was if you get one. so my mate was telling because he bought telling me because he bought one, they can tell if you it one, they can tell if you fly it when supposed to fly when you're not supposed to fly it in the wrong place it or fly it in the wrong place too high or whatever. it's got a chip on it that records every little and then little movement. oh, and then dogs, yeah. dogs, you in? yeah, yeah. >> thought of it >> and i've thought of it actively does it. >> is. points at you >> there it is. points at you with one of its rotor blades. yeah >> eh- 9 people have it. it's >> but let people have it. it's like what kind of police state
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do advocate. do you advocate. >> this is not this >> what kind of this is not this is thatis >> what kind of this is not this is that is not mine. >> yes it is. >>- >> yes it is. >> it is. and the and the audience knows simon. >> so simon evil punk dystopia. >> meanwhile, the metro have identified officially the nation's whiniest industrial sector. yeah this is a thing that they did a survey, a yougov did research. >> they found that , you know >> they found that, you know what? you hit the nail on the head. you took it out of my mouth. is that which places are the are the stressful jobs? the are the most stressful jobs? and question is, who's and the question is, who's complaining yeah. and the question is, who's conand ning yeah. and the question is, who's conand ningpeople yeah. and the question is, who's conand ningpeople who yeah. and the question is, who's conand ningpeople who has. and the question is, who's conand ningpeople who has the >> and the people who has the vocabulary to complain? >> think that might it, >> i think that might be it, because it's and social because it's health and social welfare. so know welfare. right. so they know exactly the exactly how to describe the doctors , its nurses, its social doctors, its nurses, its social care assistants. >> and these people , they see >> and these people, they see people complaining all day long. so of course they join, join in on we need to we need good on it. we need to we need good news. and this is a this is one of the new merch items that i have. it's good news. have. it's it says good news. can see that? it says what can you see that? it says what i think actually went through. >> on this side and this >> and on this side and this side me. side is me. >> doing the news. are we >> we're doing the news. are we doing sorry.
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>> thing that does actually >> one thing that does actually relieve been relieve stress, which has been sort , degraded sort of, uh, degraded or badmouthed or brought into ill repute to talk about masturbation no. well, that's masturbation. no. well, that's an interesting one well, an interesting one as well, because thing that's because that is a thing that's being promoted way being promoted as a way of getting off apparently. getting off drugs. apparently. >> i'm like one of those government websites. >> i'm like one of those governrhard websites. >> i'm like one of those governrhard toebsites. >> i'm like one of those governrhard to getes. needle >> it's hard to get the needle on off nicotine, but , on getting off nicotine, but, um, it's , uh, sick um, no, it's, uh, it's, uh, sick jokes. not really bad , a bad a jokes. not really bad, a bad a really gallows humour. right. which is what surgeons and so on have always resorted to in the army and the and the, the various, police force and so various, the police force and so on. but now all these kind of whatsapp groups leaked and whatsapp groups get leaked and somebody having somebody gets sacked for having made you know, made a joke about, you know, some horrific they feel more stressed because they're not allowed you've got to be allowed to. you've got to be you've got to be allowed. you've got you've got to got to feel able. you've got to feel have a license among feel you have a license among your cohort. not like public your cohort. not like on public forums. yeah to make really. >> do know who i blame? >> and do you know who i blame? yeah. i'm not saying well you know, you know the, the common theme here and the people who say stressed and need say they feel stressed and need to time off work, they're to take time off work, they're all public sector. all in the public sector. >> sick leave.
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>> they all get sick leave. >> they all get sick leave. >> if you don't sick leave, >> if you don't have sick leave, you feel stressed. you don't get to feel stressed. >> absolutely true. one more section coming up. it's always the most fun we have. nasa who need astronauts. don't need more astronauts. i don't know 50 know whether seven or not 50 words drunk from the words for drunk and from the strong forth sweetness . strong came forth sweetness. it's tate and lyle logo it's the old tate and lyle logo under scrutiny. we'll see in a couple of
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hello. welcome back to headliners so our final section begins now. always that little bit more edge in the last quarter leo the guardian. and this sounds like a job for headliners presenters demanding huge reserves of courage . uh, huge reserves of courage. uh, from those already acclimatised to sunless isolation . uh, so to sunless isolation. uh, so this is a year out of this world. nasa seeks volunteers to simulate mars mission. so this four person crew will inhabit a 3d printed replica of mars and assume they're not doing the entire planet to help develop
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and evaluate systems for a mission slated for the 2030. so in ten years, ten years time, the volunteers will be living in a 1700 square foot habitat called mars dune alpha. i love how it's got more space than about three times as much space as the average london flat . as the average london flat. yeah, and this is seen how are they to in this? in they going to live in this? in this? will they put it? this? where will they put it? like lincolnshire something, like lincolnshire or something, i to be i suppose it's not going to be in it. in london is it. >> going to be in >> no, it's going to be in houston. >> oh it's in houston. yeah, yeah. okay. i mean would you do that, you be that, lewis? would you be interested? not interested? obviously we're not well they're well in each group they're looking it's looking at like leo says, it's way than i'm living way more than where i'm living right now. >> but it's nothing compared to how those americans live. those americans spaces. americans live in huge spaces. i mean, i do it? no no, mean, would i do it? no no, because truth i probably because the truth is, i probably would because what else would do it because what else am i doing? give me i doing? it would give me a chance to get away at this point in my trajectory. in my in my trajectory. >> think i would do it. >> yeah, i think i would do it. maybe not now, but maybe certainly five years time. certainly in five years time. >> you're too old. >> you can't. you're too old. we're >> you can't. you're too old. we'lz i know, that's >> i know, i know, that's exactly when you do it right? >> when you kind of go, well, kind of my parabola gone up kind of my parabola has gone up
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and that's. that's as and down, and that's. that's as far as i'm going to get. i mean, it be interesting, it would be interesting, obviously, to somewhere it would be interesting, obthat;ly, to somewhere it would be interesting, obthat;ly, of to somewhere it would be interesting, obthat;ly, of terraform1ewhere it would be interesting, obthat;ly, of terraform thing,'e it would be interesting, obthat know, »f terraform thing,'e it would be interesting, obthat know, »f teprobablyhing,'e i don't know, it's probably not playing to my strengths. i can imagine of people they imagine the sort of people they like. they're probably like. yeah and they're probably quite what you quite boring. what do you say? >> you're annoying. what >> you're annoying. that's what you're >> you're annoying. that's what youyeah, i am, sort of >> yeah, i am, i'm sort of eccentric stuff. eccentric and stuff. >> i'm not somebody i'd >> i'm not. i'm not somebody i'd say set my own rules. and say i've set my own rules. and then i rebel against my own rules, let alone people's. rules, let alone other people's. i they i mean, that's the thing. they always disrespect to always said no disrespect to the man, neil armstrong, all man, but neil armstrong, by all accounts, was like the most incredibly dull man, basically, you , people who him to you know, people who knew him to be to take those kind of be dull, to take those kind of heart of and just kind heart rate of 40 and just kind of like , i'll do that then and of like, i'll do that then and i'll work yeah and that's, i'll work that. yeah and that's, this this is nasa, this is this is a, this is nasa, this is a public organisation a public sector organisation running i wouldn't want running this. so i wouldn't want to the mercy a public to be at the mercy of a public sector organisation now anyway. look, what they've done at look, look what they've done at birmingham times now. and i know michael mcintyre routine has become a phd thesis. interesting to see. >> i don't know this. so i'm going to add my own take to it. engush going to add my own take to it. english completely gabu
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english got completely gabu gazebo . gazebo. >> gazebo. no. >> gazebo. no. >> his gazebo. >> his gazebo. >> that's what is that what? it is a gazebo. sibo weired structure in the garden. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and come up with 546 words for drunk . and this lady, some for drunk. and this lady, some lady who comes from, uh, some place i don't know where. i think it's german or something. she says that that's down to the engush she says that that's down to the english people drinking habits. they drink a lot. >> oh, we don't drink any more than the germans. it's a verbal thing, isn't it? we're more verbally creative. the germans have compound nouns. we have their compound nouns. we know very know that they have very specific rare specific words for very rare sort psychological syndromes sort of psychological syndromes and whereas we use every and stuff, whereas we use every word available to mean drunk. >> the truth is, is there >> but the truth is, is there are very few words for drunk in arabic . that's very true. yeah. arabic. that's very true. yeah. so it is the fact that these people get drunk. >> there's a lot of words that comes from how many words do they snow ? they have for snow? >> i go completely desert, stormed night. stormed last night. yeah. >> can anything into >> you can turn anything into a word for being drunk by putting the word completely front of it. >> that's the man united routine, is funny. routine, but it is very funny. he through all. and in
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he goes through them all. and in in if you say, i don't in america, if you say, i don't know if the i don't know if know if the pc, i don't know if it's an of, uh, ofcom. it's an ofsted of, uh, ofcom. >> think it is. >> i think it is. >> i think it is. >> goes, yeah, he goes, that >> he goes, yeah, he goes, that means i'm angry in america, in britain means i'm drunk. britain that means i'm drunk. and about 20 and he goes to about 20 different all different words that have all specific meanings in american just putting these, by just by putting these, just by putting the word completely in front . front of it. >> so you can say, joe, coming . >> so you can say, joe, coming. so comic so come on, come so joe comic so come on, come on. so you could say i'm completely sober and that would mean you're drunk . mean you're drunk. >> well, sober as a judge is always used slightly ironic anyway, so it does kind of work , anyway, so it does kind of work, but the only one that is different is , um, that was different is, um, that was stoned in america . you used the stoned in america. you used the word drunk , word stoned to mean drunk, right? word stoned to mean drunk, rigihistorically , they used to. >> historically, they used to. >> historically, they used to. >> anyway. yeah. martin used to say he was stoned and he meant drunk. and i used to go stoned. really? that's off brand, really? that's a bit off brand, but just meant on martinis. >> i didn't know that. >> i didn't know that. >> to the >> yeah. anyway over to the daily mail. >> sorry about that. >> sorry about that. >> it's a verbal thing. no, it's fine. >> over to the daily mail. >> over to the daily mail. >> rock evidence that >> some rock solid evidence that breast this from breast is best. this is from
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glasgow, places, so glasgow, of all places, so breastfed are likely breastfed babies are less likely to be given treats before their first according first birthday. according to this done this study, that was done in glasgow. uh , researchers glasgow. so, uh, researchers from university glasgow from the university of glasgow found who are found that 15% of babies who are breastfed for six months or longer given unhealthy longer were given unhealthy treats, compared to 45% of formula babies . but that's formula fed babies. but that's obviously parents, obviously because the parents, you more about what you know, care more about what they're baby, they're putting in the baby, because mean, because breastfeeding, i mean, we thing a month. we did it for a thing a month. uh, it's hard work. it's uh, and it's hard work. it's hard work. mean, it was harder hard work. i mean, it was harder for she's got boobs. for her because she's got boobs. but, you know, women but, you know, some women find it as well. it harder than others as well. and the, uh, potential for making guilty about making them feel guilty about the fact that they're struggling so a serious as so much is a serious issue as well, which they might then compensate for by giving the kid treats, i guess. but i don't remember giving out you'd remember giving out what you'd call , know, before call treats, you know, before one yeah, that's one year of age. yeah, that's quite my baby still quite my baby. my baby still doesn't sugar exists. doesn't know that sugar exists. or sit eating or chocolate. i sit there eating a front of her and a magnum in front of her and she's has idea how she's like, she has no idea how delicious it is, but, uh, but, like , we're, um, i think like, we're, um, i think breastfeeding as a general rule, can be a marker of how much effort somebody put in, but it
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can be. but then again, you know, it's always it's a bit like i found it very easy to give up cigarettes. and i know i had mates who i think have stronger willpower me stronger willpower than me generally, smoke generally, but who still smoke because find generally, but who still smoke beca hard, find generally, but who still smoke beca hard, you find generally, but who still smoke beca hard, you know? find that hard, you know? >> could be even simpler. >> or it could be even simpler. >> or it could be even simpler. >> given, which >> an explanation given, which is milk tastes much is breast milk tastes much better sweets. and it's better than sweets. and it's attached to a woman's, their mother's whatever is, mother's boom, whatever it is, the only stuff you know that you do know. >> this if you're trying to die at worst thing you can eat at the worst thing you can eat is something that has both sugar and that's and fat. right? and that's because replicates. because it replicates. >> loves that guy >> that's he loves that this guy here, leo love loves milk. here, leo leo love loves milk. >> magnums essentially >> magnums are essentially breast milk. >> they are. >> they are. >> got for one >> yeah i've got time for one last cute court news. last story. cute court news. sorry, louis. and uh, harry styles has still got it by the sound of it. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> he does. this is harry styles, so i don't know what he does, but he's got a stalker called carvalho, been does, but he's got a stalker calledeliveredarvalho, been does, but he's got a stalker calledelivered 8000 1, been does, but he's got a stalker calledelivered 8000 id been does, but he's got a stalker calledelivered 8000 id cards)een does, but he's got a stalker calledelivered 8000 id cards ton who delivered 8000 id cards to harry styles . she comes from harry styles. she comes from brazil. way to brazil. she came all the way to brazil. she came all the way to brazil him. basically, brazil to give him. basically, she's him. he's. she's stalking him. he's. >> don't know he is . >> you don't know who he is. >> you don't know who he is. >> i know who he
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>> of course i know who he is. but know what song he but i don't know what song he does. know who wore that dress does. i know who wore that dress and some. and did some. >> he does watermelon sugar. >> he does watermelon sugar. >> what it is. i >> i don't know what it is. i don't know is, but. but don't know what it is, but. but i know this, that if you're i do know this, that if you're going complain i'm not going to complain about. i'm not complaining stalking. complaining about stalking. you want to louis schaefer, complaining about stalking. you want to go louis schaefer, complaining about stalking. you want to go to louis schaefer, complaining about stalking. you want to go to my s schaefer, complaining about stalking. you want to go to my website er, complaining about stalking. you want to go to my website at you can go to my website at louis sukh. i got louis schaefer koyu sukh. i got my says says my new mug here. it says it says it says good news. and there's a picture of me happy. and then there's a nuclear devastation. so so i don't know whether you'll find that on harry styles in the last 10s leo. >> well, some people , some >> well, some people, some stalkers are successful. the one who stalked the women from abba ended up going out with her. oh, is that right? yeah. and often also, of course, uh, mass murderers, serial killers have stalkers, and jail stalkers, don't they? and jail and marrying in and end up marrying them in jail. that's possibly jail. right. so that's possibly one to in. one to look in. >> well, just saying is >> well, you're just saying is nearly over. >> let's another look >> let's take another quick look at wednesday's pages. the at wednesday's front pages. the times off with prince times kick us off with prince issues. gaza plea for a permanent peace . the telegraph permanent peace. the telegraph william fighting in gaza must be brought to an end . the guardian
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brought to an end. the guardian labour leader faces threat of revolt over gaza despite call for ceasefire. the sun brit nukes sub launch fails. the express pm completely ridiculous for illegal migrants to jump the queue and finally , the daily queue and finally, the daily star greedy black hole eats the universe. i'm sorry we didn't get on to that one. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests kearse and louis my guests leo kearse and louis schaefer. be schaefer. andrew doyle will be here at 11 pm. with here tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh howie and cressida wetton. if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, thank you very much for kind attention. for your kind attention. good night. . night. nice. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsor of weather on gb news . on gb news. >> hello. very good evening to you. i'm alex burkill and here's your latest gb news, weather forecast. it is going to be widely very wet for most of us tomorrow morning. however before then still have some rain then we still have some rain around and around this evening and overnight, particularly across parts the south as a front parts of the south as a front has southwards as
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has made its way southwards as we've gone through today and is going across southern going to linger across southern parts the night, parts through the night, bringing cloudy, wet weather here, clearer skies further north at least to start the night before. some cloudy , wet night before. some cloudy, wet and windy conditions feed up from the southwest like i said, some clear skies to start the night in the north and so we could see a touch of frost for a time before the unsettled weather in weather pushes its way in lifting our temperatures. so most will start tomorrow. most places will start tomorrow. mild but wet. watch for some mild but wet. watch out for some heavy rain could cause some spray on the roads and we're likely to see a bit of flooding and travel disruption , and some travel disruption, especially the especially in parts of the southwest . however, the rain southwest. however, the rain will away towards the east will clear away towards the east as we go through day with as we go through the day with something brighter something drier and brighter following in behind. just a few showers watch for showers to watch out for here and it is going to be and there. it is going to be windy though, and so that wind will take off the will take the edge off the temperatures which are above average of year. average for the time of year. more to come more unsettled weather to come through week. through the end of the week. likely another band of likely to see another band of rain way through on rain sweeping its way through on thursday. could be thursday. and that could be quite downpours quite heavy. some downpours possible likely possible with showers likely elsewhere and more showers to
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it's time for archbishop justin welby to face a reckoning. i explain why . next. explain why. next. >> good evening. the top story from the gb newsroom tonight. the chief inspector of borders and immigration was sacked today after he was found to have breached the terms of his appointment and lost the confidence of the home secretary, james cleverly . david secretary, james cleverly. david neil said he'd received home office data showing that uk border force officials had failed to check the occupants of hundreds of private jets arriving at london city airport . arriving at london city airport. but but the home office disputed his claims, with the minister for legal immigration, tom pursglove, checks are pursglove, insisting checks are performed on all scheduled passengers . he said it was passengers. he said it was deeply disturbing that the independent chief inspector leaked what he described as false information to a newspaper after reports were published in
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the daily mail. the home office says it's now investigating the so—called breach . a body was so—called breach. a body was discovered yesterday in the river thames, and detectives strongly believe it is that of chemical attack. suspect abdul ezedi . earlier, police had said ezedi. earlier, police had said they believed ezedi had gone into the river at chelsea bridge based on cctv evidence. the body was recovered by the metropolitan police's marine unit at around 4:00 yesterday afternoon after a report from the crew of a passing boat . afternoon after a report from the crew of a passing boat. his former partner, meanwhile, who was attacked alongside her two young daughters, remains in hospital and is no longer under sedation . the sentence of a man sedation. the sentence of a man who killed three people in nottingham may have been unduly lenient and now it's going to be reviewed by judges . valdo reviewed by judges. valdo calocane killed students barnaby webber and grace o'malley kumar and school caretaker . webber and grace o'malley kumar and school caretaker. ian coates in june last year. their families welcome today's announcement by the attorney

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