boats extremism is to stop the boats extremism is going to go through the roof. and with all the talk of far right extremists , who are the right extremists, who are the extremists should be extremists who he should be worried the most and good worried about the most and good news for racists, racial segregation returns to theatres with black only audience for kit harington's new play . and for harington's new play. and for anyone concerned that british traditions are dying out, the good people of stockwell have done us all a favour by bringing the noble art of sword fighting back to the streets . this is back to the streets. this is your saturday night showdown discussing all tonight's topics is my brilliant panel. joining me tonight are chloe dobbs, cressida wetton and justin panks. but first, let's get your latest news headlines from tatiana sanchez .

tatiana sanchez. >> leo, thank you very much. and good evening. your top stories from the gb newsroom. dozens of pro—palestine marchers took to the streets across britain today after the prime minister called on organisers not to let extremists hijack the protests. in a speech last night, rishi sunak called for the nation to unite and he said islamist extremists and far right groups are spreading poison. it followed george galloway's controversial win in the rochdale by—election this week , rochdale by—election this week, which the prime minister has described as beyond alarming . described as beyond alarming. the us military has carried out its first airdrop of aid into gaza. its first airdrop of aid into gaza . the operation, carried out gaza. the operation, carried out jointly with jordan's air force, comes after the deaths of palestinians queuing for food, which brought renewed attention to the growing humanitarian catastrophe. president biden says he hopes to see a ceasefire agreement between israel and

hamas before the start of ramadan . on the 10th of march. ramadan. on the 10th of march. an mp who defected from the scottish national party to the tory party says she faced terrible abuse . doctor lisa terrible abuse. doctor lisa cameron switched parties last year after suffering what she described as toxic treatment by the snp's westminster group. she's accused her former party of turning a blind eye after years in the toxic snp. >> it is just so refreshing for me to have a place in a party where we support each other and where we support each other and where we support each other and where we work together as a team . i knew that leaving snp would mean i would become a target for the very, very worst of nationalism . but the bile and nationalism. but the bile and the vile threats that i have received were beyond even my wildest imagination . wildest imagination. >> police are still investigating after three people were left injured in a shooting in south london, two women were hit by a shotgun pellets after a

suspect dropped a firearm during a police pursuit in clapham . a a police pursuit in clapham. a third person was injured by the moped itself . they've all now moped itself. they've all now been released from hospital . and been released from hospital. and finally, some royal news for you to end the bulletin. queen camilla will take a break from official duties after leading the monarchy in public since the king's cancer diagnosis. it's understood she'll spend a few days of private downtime , time days of private downtime, time with the king and with her own family. her majesty will resume engagements on the 11th of march. that's when she'll represent the king and lead the royal family for the commonwealth day service at westminster abbey . commonwealth day service at westminster abbey. king commonwealth day service at westminster abbey . king charles westminster abbey. king charles has withdrawn from public duties while he and goes treatment for prostate cancer . he while he and goes treatment for prostate cancer. he is continuing to work on his red boxes and other state duties in private . for the latest stories, private. for the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news

alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen. or you can go to gb news. common alerts . gb news. common alerts. >> welcome to the saturday night showdown i no, rishi sunak has showdown! no, rishi sunak has warned of a rise in extremism as muslims elect george galloway and rochdale. to be fair, it's not the worst thing that muslims have done in rochdale. rishi has pledged to stop extremism, but if he's using the same tools he used to stop the boats, extremism is going to get 20 times worse and extremists will be given free hotels and spending money. but we need to talk about the elephant in the room. accusations of islamophobia are stopping any scrutiny or criticism of islam and allowing extremism to go unchecked. following islamist threats to politicians , threats to politicians, conservative mps lee anderson and suella braverman have been accused of islamophobia for drawing attention to this, and

lee is even being investigated for hate crime by london's mayor, sadiq khan's police force for suggesting that sadiq is under the thumb of islamists. although i've never understood the revulsion at islamophobia , the revulsion at islamophobia, nobody gives people with arachnophobia a hard time for their fear , and all spiders do their fear, and all spiders do is sometimes pop out around the house. if osama bin laden came scuttling out from under your couch, it's much more understandable if you don't like it. i think it's the legs. they're so hairy, and the fact that dead 13 that he's been dead for 13 years, of but people are years, of course, but people are going want to swipe away with going to want to swipe away with a rolled up newspaper and if you turned on the bathroom light and found abu hamza in your bath, unable to get out because his hooks give him any hooks don't give him any purchase sides, purchase on the shiny sides, you'd probably soil your underpants yourself . how are you underpants yourself. how are you going to get a bit of card under him.7 him going to get a bit of card under him? him up into a pint him? jiggle him up into a pint glass him in the garden. glass and put him in the garden. he's stone. i can understand he's 21 stone. i can understand people apprehensive and people being apprehensive and spiders just want to make a little and catch some flies. little web and catch some flies. they been mobbing the they haven't been mobbing the streets our cities, calling streets of our cities, calling

for the destruction of forjihad and the destruction of israel. they haven't desecrated war memorials or sent teachers into hiding for displaying cartoons . spiders haven't cartoons. spiders haven't attacked authors for blasphemy, or planes into or flown planes into skyscrapers, or tried to establish a global caliphate or detonated bombs at pop concerts. islamists are definitely a bit scarier than spiders. so what is islamophobia? since the hamas attacks of october 7, large increases in islamophobia have been recorded . muslims have been recorded. muslims have reported being afraid to leave the house, which raises the concern if muslims feel afraid to leave the house, who's going to leave the house, who's going to make jews feel afraid to leave the house? i'm joking. i'm not suggesting all muslims are anti—semitic. according to a survey by the anti—defamation league, only 54% of british muslims have anti—semitic values. a mere 54% hard any . the values. a mere 54% hard any. the guardian has the apparently shocking revelation that more than half of tories think that islam is a threat to the british

way of life, while only 18% believe the two are compatible . believe the two are compatible. but is this hatred , or aren't but is this hatred, or aren't these just valid concerns ? as these just valid concerns? as you wouldn't chastise an aztec for being concerned about the impact of spanish immigration on the tenochca way of life? and it's not as if these views are based on prejudice , but they're based on prejudice, but they're based on prejudice, but they're based on prejudice, but they're based on an observable fact of what's happened in countries such as lebanon, when islamists became predominant, and of what's happened in this , this what's happened in this, this country already terror attacks , country already terror attacks, hate preachers, huge marches, calling for jihad, hate preachers, huge marches, calling forjihad, grooming calling for jihad, grooming gangs that target children seen as fair game because they're infidels, blasphemous authors assaulted, teachers, sent into hiding and films cancelled . i hiding and films cancelled. i can't help but feel that if islamists were dealt with and the threats violence anti semitism, censorship and bigotry ended, islamophobia would evaporate too. there's been a very visible rise of islamism in the uk thrown into stark relief by the anti—israel marches. suddenly, the mainstream palliatives from mass

immigration. multiculturalism is great. we'll all get along somehow . great. we'll all get along somehow. nummy food went out great. we'll all get along somehow . nummy food went out the somehow. nummy food went out the window as we saw huge mobs running rampant, desecrating war memorials and generally behaving in a manner that's not very british. well, unless we've gone to watch a football game in a french town. but in our defence at least, we are drunk when we're chucking those white plastic into town plastic chairs into the town fountain. but numbers have fountain. but the numbers have always been there. and data, always been there. and the data, the uk's intelligence agency, mi5 , have 43,000 extremists on mi5, have 43,000 extremists on their watch list and 90,000 are islamist terror suspects . and as islamist terror suspects. and as this graph shows , there are far this graph shows, there are far more islamist prisoners than right wing prisoners. instead of tackling it at its roots , tackling it at its roots, authorities turn a blind to eye islamism and even fund it as they did when the government funded the notorious green lane mosque in birmingham that hosted hate preachers and any organisation set up to tackle terrorism inevitably gets dragged to the left by the progressive cabal that runs the

pubuc progressive cabal that runs the public services in the uk . public services in the uk. prevent have been criticised for being too focussed on right wing extremists , who mainly seem to extremists, who mainly seem to be autistic . teenagers who have be autistic. teenagers who have downloaded some banned document from the dark web or a guy putting up stickers instead of being credible threat to being a credible threat to british society. i believe we should protect people, protect muslims from hatred, but allow ideas to be criticised. islamophobia is a word invented to stop scrutiny or criticism of islam by making it akin to racism or xenophobia, which is an easy link, as islam didn't originate in britain. but islam isn't a race, it's a religion , isn't a race, it's a religion, and islamism is a political ideology that wants to reorder society and government according to religious laws. it's been tried in places like iran and afghanistan , and i strongly afghanistan, and i strongly recommend that progressives visit those countries in a gay pride bikini before pointing the finger and shrieking islamophobia . the great islamophobia. the great christopher hitchens warned us that the terum islamophobia would be used to stop scrutiny

or criticism and hold open the gates of western civilisation. and now we're watching it happen in real time . here he is. in real time. here he is. >> this is very urgent business. ladies and gentlemen, i beseech you, resist it while you still can. and before the right to complain is taken away from you, which will be the next thing you will be told. you can't complain because you're islamophobic . because you're islamophobic. >> i'm joined tonight by the brilliant political commentator chloe dobbs and two fantastic comedians, chris ella whelan and justin panks . now chloe has justin panks. now chloe has peter hitchens been proved right? do you think? yeah, absolutely. >> i think it's absolutely crazy that we're using this tum islamophobia left, right and centre and then also using the terms racism with it. yeah. is not a race. i mean you have to be thick to think that it's the same thing. yeah. and you're right. it'sjust same thing. yeah. and you're right. it's just absolutely stopping us from criticising islam. is a set of

islam. a religion is a set of ideas we should be able to criticise it. and also phobia suggests something irrational . suggests something irrational. it is definitely not irrational when i mean, just look at the streets of britain at the moment and we've got mps receiving threats constantly . jews threats constantly. jews terrified to leave the house on a saturday and we've seen convention broken by the speaker because the threats to mps are so high. it's not something irrational. therefore it seems ridiculous to attach phobia to the end of the word right? yeah, absolutely . absolutely. >> and i mean, i've seen i've seen a lot of focus on the far right . uh seen a lot of focus on the far right. uh rishi sunak seen a lot of focus on the far right . uh rishi sunak reference right. uh rishi sunak reference the far right several times in his speech , but i've never his speech, but i've never really seen any sort of far right people unless it's somebody with, you know, eminently beliefs like eminently sensible beliefs like suella braverman being described as well, far right. >> it's that gets >> it's a tum that gets stretched around, doesn't it stretched around, doesn't it? it doesn't mean used doesn't always mean what we used to meant in the good doesn't always mean what we used to days. meant in the good doesn't always mean what we used to days. yeah.1t in the good old days. yeah. >> and i mean, just yesterday, i think it uh , there's think it was, uh, there's a supposed far right extremist, sam melia , uh, sentenced to two sam melia, uh, sentenced to two years in prison , and his crime

years in prison, and his crime was putting stickers up and having a downloadable, um, library of stickers saying such horrific things as it's okay to be white, which is apparently a racist is a racist hate crime. to say it's okay to be white. so you know, for anybody watching, it's definitely not okay. i don't want to be breaking the law in britain in 2024 by suggesting that it is acceptable. i mean, do you think what do you think the election of galloway , uh, going of george galloway, uh, is going to well i'll tell you what. >> the first thing that struck me very , very odd the me is very, very odd is the prime minister has come and prime minister has come out and come this like come out with this sort of like more heavy sort of like more heavy handed, sort of like statement about that than any atrocities have been atrocities that have ever been committed. an committed. so this was an election in and, know, election in and, you know, whatever you think of george, the thing i would notice about george his george galloway in watching his interviews guy talks. interviews is the guy talks. george galloway talks like someone dictating someone that's dictating text messages, noticed messages, have you noticed this? he enunciates every he like enunciates every syllable so much. i'm like , man, syllable so much. i'm like, man, it's a speak and spell . and it's like a speak and spell. and the thing is, is obviously the other thing is, is obviously he's a islam , uh, people

he's got a big islam, uh, people behind him and is very anti—israel, yet he dresses like someone that's raided a locker at the pure gym in golders green. have you noticed he's like, what happened? that the fedora. was a fedora fedora. yeah, it was a fedora then. okay. >> but very rare to see a >> but it's very rare to see a man wearing that isn't man wearing a fedora that isn't either up magician. yeah either a close up magician. yeah or kind register. or on some kind of register. yeah, definitely. >> may both, but , yeah, definitely. >> may both, but, um, but >> it may be both, but, um, but like i said, it's. like i said, i think it's. i think strange. i mean, it's think it's strange. i mean, it's a it's been a fair a it's a, it's been a fair election, as he said, he was voted and hasn't gone the voted in and it hasn't gone the way the prime minister way that the prime minister wanted. now the wanted. and now the prime minister coming saying, minister coming out and saying, oh, it's not extremism is on oh, it's not the extremism is on the even say the rise. so you didn't even say this were getting this when people were getting beheaded on bridge and beheaded on the bridge and stuff. it was all stuff. yeah, yeah, it was all all now. but all we need calm heads now. but now been rightfully now someone's been rightfully elected. go by letter elected. if you go by the letter of now it's the of the law. yeah now it's the time come out and be sort of time to come out and be sort of like, really heavy handed about it. >> it's weird because, yeah, any time is terrorist time there is a terrorist atrocity terrible like atrocity or some terrible like that, even with the that, or even even with the marches, know, the police marches, you know, the police were and were quick to make excuses and say, oh, well, the terme jihad were quick to make excuses and say, have vell, the terme jihad were quick to make excuses and say, have all, the terme jihad were quick to make excuses and say, have a numbererme jihad were quick to make excuses and say, have a number 0er jihad were quick to make excuses and say, have a number of meanings. can have a number of meanings. i mean, are mean, none of them are particularly and nice, particularly cuddly and nice, you know? i mean, there

generally generally revolve around, you know, somebody getting at getting getting beheaded at some point. and obviously with point. um, and obviously with the terror, terror, atrocities, anytime something happens, we're immediately told, you know, oh, don't in anger or, uh, don't look back in anger or, uh, you know, uh, islam is the religion of peace. and excuses are constantly made . are constantly made. >> yeah, it was nice to see rishi sunak starting to show a little bit of backbone , a bit of little bit of backbone, a bit of strength whilst he's being soft for so long. but it really does feel like little, late. feel like too little, too late. where you for ? you know, where were you for? you know, it's nearly five months since we had the october 7th attacks and we've marches every single we've had marches every single saturday, people saturday, and obviously people all jihad and calling for all saying jihad and calling for intifada. i've gone along to on to see it's not just a few very sparsely spread out people singing anti—semitic chants, like from the river to sea and holding up these signs calling for intifada. they were everywhere down and everywhere when i went down and the all just stood the police were all just stood there with their arms crossed. rishi wasn't speaking rishi sunak wasn't speaking up then. when he is then. it's just now when he is he though? then. it's just now when he is he really? though? then. it's just now when he is he really? i though? then. it's just now when he is he really? i mean, though? then. it's just now when he is he really? i mean, it1ough? then. it's just now when he is he really? i mean, it was h? then. it's just now when he is he really? i mean, it was pretty >> really? i mean, it was pretty subdued, he said, we subdued, wasn't it? he said, we must a line. i thought you

must draw a line. i thought you draw a line, rishi. that's your job. a line exactly. job. he wouldn't a line exactly. >> wouldn't used word >> he wouldn't have used a word like things like extremism about things like you're he'll use you're talking about. he'll use it it's like it about an election. it's like that's. it's becoming more mainstream rather extreme, mainstream rather than extreme, i but , you know, i think. and but, you know, extremism is on the rise. it's like, yeah, he's trying to like, well, yeah, he's trying to silence political opponents rather than because galloway is involved and because you involved and because he's, you know , a british, you know, white know, a british, you know, white person . that was okay to say it. person. that was okay to say it. maybe it's a little bit of a safety there. now he's safety there. but now he's figure if you see figure headed it, if you see what i mean. >> yeah. see you and also >> yeah. see you mean and also uh, we had the uh, just this week we had the revelation that our record numbers immigration, numbers of immigration, which were at 1.2 million, have actually been revised upwards. it's 1.4 actually been revised upwards. it's1.4 million visas were issued last year. and that's on top of the illegal immigration as well. >> uh, so good news for the economy. >> yeah . but economy. >> yeah. but this economy. >> yeah . but this is economy. >> yeah. but this is the thing. >> yeah. but this is the thing. >> where is all the economic growth from all this mass migration? i'm still waiting for it. maybe it. i mean, i know maybe sometimes there's a bit of a delay, you know, delay, but it is, you know, we've years and we've had years and years and years of this going on. where's all economic growth? all the economic growth? i

haven't well, we're haven't seen it yet. well, we're told we're told that, you know, haven't seen it yet. well, we're tolcuke're told that, you know, haven't seen it yet. well, we're tolc uk economy 1at, you know, haven't seen it yet. well, we're tolcuk economy is:, you know, haven't seen it yet. well, we're tolcuk economy is likeu know, haven't seen it yet. well, we're tolcuk economy is likeu iponzi scheme. >> and we have to bring in people at the bottom to, to work because at top because the people at the top are older. you know, are getting older. so, you know, we to generate wealth and, we need to generate wealth and, and their and have people to wipe their bums homes and stuff bums in nursing homes and stuff like the trouble with like that. but the trouble with this we're this ponzi scheme is we're we're bringing in at wrong bringing people in at the wrong end. at end. we're bringing people in at the top that are dependent on the top that are dependent on the and our, uh, i mean, the state and our, uh, i mean, apparently 75% somali apparently 75% of somali immigrants are on welfare. so we're bringing people at the top . the has to support . so the state has to support them. the ponzi scheme, we them. so the ponzi scheme, we can't even get ponzi scheme can't even get a ponzi scheme right? that's what's wrong with this this this country. also this this week out that putin, week we found out that putin, um, is weaponizing migration . so um, is weaponizing migration. so he's exploiting europe's open borders because it's not just it's not just britain that's got open borders, but, um, you know, obviously other european countries do as well. so wagner so basically putin's militia in africa are moving migrants around and, and bringing them up to, to send them into europe. and he's also been flying people

and putting adverts in the middle east and africa to fly people saying basically we'll fly you to belarus, we'll fly you to to, saint petersburg, we'll bust you to the border with europe, and then you can just in and have a grand just waltz in and have a grand old time fantastic. >> can we him to look at our old time fantastic. >> cerecruitment?| to look at our old time fantastic. >> ce recruitment? we look at our old time fantastic. >> ce recruitment? we couldit our army recruitment? we could do a bit that, sort of do it. that bit of that, sort of do it. that spirit, know, get some spirit, you know, to get some people involved. >> need to be >> well, maybe we need to be putting adverts, adverts putting the adverts, adverts there as well. but mean, there as well. but i mean, obviously could possibly obviously this could possibly backfire is a strength. so with diversity is a strength. so with all illegal immigration, all this illegal immigration, there's risk there's a there's a real risk that incredibly that we'll become incredibly strong and putin on the strong and defeat putin on the battlefield . but no, he's battlefield. but no, he's obviously obviously trying obviously he's obviously trying to destabilise, destabilise europe. and he did it before he did it in 2014 with syria . and did it in 2014 with syria. and he's a very canny operator for all his for all his flaws. and he'll exploit the weaknesses of the west to, to damage us. >> you trying to say the west is weak? >> well, i am, i'm exactly offended by that. that's exactly what i'm saying. anybody what i'm saying. and anybody who says, maybe we should says, oh, maybe, maybe we should make little make the west a little bit stronger, down

stronger, get slapped down as some bigot . some kind of bigot. >> well, i'm feeling very triggered by actually. um, triggered by that, actually. um, no, westerner, i like to no, as a westerner, i like to think we're we're uh , think that we're we're not, uh, you brightest days are you know, our brightest days are ahead of us, aren't they, leo? don't think? ahead of us, aren't they, leo? dorwell, think? ahead of us, aren't they, leo? dorwell, ournk? ahead of us, aren't they, leo? dorwell, our brightest days, if >> well, our brightest days, if our are ahead of our brightest days are ahead of us, it's because the sun will eventually become supernova us, it's because the sun will everengulfbecome supernova us, it's because the sun will everengulf becomefireupernova us, it's because the sun will everengulf becomefire anyway,| and engulf us and fire anyway, coming up, will assess the coming up, we will assess the week's losers. and week's winners and losers. and cursed . this week, cursed or blessed. this week, a racist . geri halliwell's racist theatre. geri halliwell's fella , christian horner racist theatre. geri halliwell's fella , christian homer and fella, christian homer and labour mp anna mcmorrin, who slammed welsh farmers. and we'll show you what happened when an elderly gentleman sparked up a firework .

welcome back to the saturday night showdown. coastal blast is coming up, but first i promised i would show you what happened when that gentleman sparked up a firework . and he's a pretty good

firework. and he's a pretty good shot. when she came to ukraine. >> that is . >> that is. >> that is. >> obviously. don't don't try that, folks . don't try that at that, folks. don't try that at home. folks or don't try that at folks home. anyway it's time now for curse. bless me and my brilliant panel will look at three big stories and decide who are the week's winners and who are the week's winners and who are the week's winners and who are the losers. first up, tonight it's the noel coward theatre in london's west end. theatre in london's west end. the geniuses who run this place have decided to take us back to the 1800s by reintroducing racial segregation. they tried it in the united states and it led to protests, lynchings and lynchings. mob violence and civil war. so it's probably a fantastic idea. the plan is that dunng fantastic idea. the plan is that during a two month run of slave play, a drama about race and sexuality , there will be two sexuality, there will be two performances for all black identifying audiences as well. at least gary lineker will be able to go along. i mean, chloe, are you surprised that woke theatres are now openly racist ?

theatres are now openly racist? >> i'm not surprised, given the way the world is going and how much crazy rubbish like this we see on a daily basis, but i don't know how there's not more pushback against right? pushback against this, right? they will get away with. i know that us are pushing that some of us are pushing back, plenty back, that there will be plenty of who absolutely love of lefties who absolutely love thisimagine they you >> imagine if they said, do you think it just because think they love it just because it's opportunity to not go to it's an opportunity to not go to the theatre? >> maybe, most of them >> maybe, maybe most of them don't have the attention to don't have the attention span to sit on their sit that long. not on their phones, but they see this phones, right? but they see this as when you actually as inclusive when you actually see statement that the see the statement that the people who brought in this idea said in response to the backlash, we were backlash, they said we were trying to do something inclusive. what what is inclusive. what what what is inclusive. what what what is inclusive about excluding a certain imagine if they inclusive about excluding a certthe imagine if they inclusive about excluding a certthe same imagine if they inclusive about excluding a certthe same thing,ine if they inclusive about excluding a certthe same thing, butf they inclusive about excluding a certthe same thing, but saidy did the same thing, but said it's exclusively white people allowed to attend this play . can allowed to attend this play. can you imagine how people would respond to that? >> billy, be like a normal >> yeah, billy, be like a normal play >> yeah, billy, be like a normal play the times that i've play from the times that i've been see plays. but it's obvious. >> it's obviously racist. and what elon musk has said is he thinks that there will be a big backlash against the ai, and we

will turn the tide on it through legal means, because they will be many court cases because be so many court cases because it to discriminate on it is illegal to discriminate on the basis of someone's colour, sex, gender, etc. but and this is exactly what they're doing , is exactly what they're doing, not just here but in britain into almost every constitution. >> know , the equality >> and you know, the equality act, this, this act, all this, all this legislation that was supposedly woke came through is now woke when it came through is now being defeat wokeism being used to defeat wokeism because act says, because the equality act says, yeah, can't discriminate yeah, you can't discriminate based on race gender or based on race or gender or sexuality or anything. >> yeah, exactly. so workplaces that don't choose a candidate because they're white and say, oh, you know, we need because they're white and say, oh get you know, we need because they're white and say, oh get more you know, we need because they're white and say, oh get more black (now, we need because they're white and say, oh get more black people; need because they're white and say, oh get more black people. we ed to get more black people. we need get asian people. need to get more asian people. whatever is that is against whatever it is that is against the law. yeah, shouldn't the law. so yeah, they shouldn't be doing that night. >> it? they're going to >> isn't it? so they're going to get because get around this because it's just night it's they're just one night when it's they're calling night. calling it a blackout night. clearly in um and clearly it's black in um and that's the one time. so i think it's like 30 day run or it's like a 30 day run or something. else something. so. so everybody else can time. so can go all the other time. so that's their argument for it being inclusive. almost that's their argument for it beina inclusive. almost that's their argument for it beina cynic;ive. almost that's their argument for it beina cynic might almost that's their argument for it beina cynic might saymost that's their argument for it beina cynic might saymosa like a cynic might say it's a pubuchy like a cynic might say it's a publicity stunt. like a cynic might say it's a putdo ty stunt. like a cynic might say it's a putdo you unt. like a cynic might say it's a putdo you think a pr? >> do you think it's a pr? >> do you think it's a pr? >> stunt? i thought the >> pr stunt? i thought the excuse, reason they gave,

excuse, the reason they gave, they theatregoers they said the black theatregoers don't safe around white don't feel safe around white theatregoers and white people. >> i mean, i've have you seen people go to theatre? people that go to the theatre? i mean, must be those. mean, well, it must be those. >> far lot. >> it's those far right lot. >> it's those far right lot. >> no , i don't think, but this >> no, i don't think, but this has been done before. not with race been done race has actually been done with. there's been with. did you know there's been gay musical gay only that's every musical basically. um, the thing is, basically. but um, the thing is, i read it . basically. but um, the thing is, i read it. it's basically. but um, the thing is, i read it . it's actually black. i read it. it's actually black. identifying you can go black identifying people are allowed to go. >> rachel dolezal can go. well, anybody anybody willing to pretend? >> but i mean, that's in itself just shows how ridiculous everything has become. because what to get to the what you're going to get to the door and you're have to door and you're going to have to be black credentials. be prove your black credentials. >> like dulux >> i don't have like a dulux charleton chart or like, yeah, i don't but look, it's just don't know, but look, it's just going back to jim crow isn't it? >> mean, had in america in going back to jim crow isn't it? >> south,, had in america in going back to jim crow isn't it? >> south, they had in america in going back to jim crow isn't it? >> south, they hadin america in going back to jim crow isn't it? >> south, they had separate:a in the south, they had separate water thought, water fountains and we thought, that's there's that's terrible. then there's one. we going back one. we go, are we going back that or are we going back to that? >> it feels like it. it feels like, you know, rosa parks got got up from section the got up from her section of the bus. is just bus. and this theatre is just shoving her back to the back of

the bus. it's, uh. yeah, it feels regressing. feels like a really regressing. >> let's put them at. let's separate them, at the separate them, put them at the back bus because we back of the bus because we wouldn't want any of the black people to feel uncomfortable sitting the white people. sitting with the white people. they make sound like it's they make it sound like it's something nice. you're something soft and nice. you're doing that scaring. but it's just segregation. just blatant segregation. >> . >> it's racism. >> ew- em- >> it's exclusion. it is like inclusive. anyone come inclusive. is anyone can come here. is you can't. it here. exclusive is you can't. it doesn't matter who is, doesn't matter who it is, whether they're deemed to be historically the sort like, historically the sort of like, you prominent race or you know, prominent race or whatever. it's stopping anyone going is exclusive, absolutely exclude legitimising and encouraging other forms of racism. >> well , next up we've got the >> well, next up we've got the appropriately named christian horner. appropriately named christian homer. the red bull horner. this is the red bull formula one boss who's married to harry gelael, the former spice girl. unfortunately, his attempt to spice up their life allegedly involved sending a load of flirty text messages to another woman at work . load of flirty text messages to another woman at work. he has been cleared of inappropriate behaviour, so geri now has to tell us if what she wants . what tell us if what she wants. what she really, really wants is one of the only people working in formula one who doesn't manage

to get their end away . um, no. to get their end away. um, no. justin, you read the text messages that he allegedly they weren't sent to you? >> they weren't, you >> no. they weren't, but you read text messages or the read these text messages or the alleged text message. >> , man. he is. there's >> yeah, man. he is. there's more of milk float than a more of a milk float than a formula car. he has no , formula one car. he has got no, no, i mean, this is thing. no, i mean, this is the thing. it's internet. could it's the internet. they could have have have been photoshopped. i have seen screenshots are seen some screenshots that are supposed him. yeah. supposed to be from him. yeah. and one of them that really made me said, you and one of them that really made me do said, you and one of them that really made me do the said, you and one of them that really made me do the splits,aid, you and one of them that really made me do the splits, can't you?j can do the splits, can't you? and gone. and he's and she's gone. no. and he's gone. you you to gone. oh, you said you used to be she's gone. no. and be able to. she's gone. no. and i'm thinking, oh, there's another one. who's the woman that she could do the that told him she could do the splits? gymnast in the splits? there's a gymnast in the wings to out, but splits? there's a gymnast in the wiwas to out, but splits? there's a gymnast in the wiwas it to out, but splits? there's a gymnast in the wiwas it was out, but splits? there's a gymnast in the wiwas it was so out, but splits? there's a gymnast in the wiwas it was so boring. but splits? there's a gymnast in the wiwas it was so boring .but splits? there's a gymnast in the wiwas it was so boring . the it was so. it was so boring. the texts were like, oh, i'm watching rugby. with three watching the rugby. with three nil only minutes played. >> so this is very tame sixteen and doesn't sound like he and it doesn't sound like he actually, what you're and it doesn't sound like he actuallyit what you're and it doesn't sound like he actuallyit doesn't at you're and it doesn't sound like he actuallyit doesn't sound re and it doesn't sound like he actuallyit doesn't sound like he saying, it doesn't sound like he actually got his end away. this is. >> no it doesn't. it sounds like he drumming. it's asking the he was drumming. it's asking the woman if she could do the splits. it's sort of like maybe trying to steer it steer a trying to steer it a steer it a certain but it's not certain way. yeah, but it's not like, thanks for last night.

>> it's nothing like that. >> no, it's nothing like that. >> no, it's nothing like that. >> missed it >> i mean, unless i missed it and unless saw weren't and unless what i saw weren't the actual screenshots, because you now do you never know online, now do you? what i saw. and you? but that's what i saw. and i like, if you were, if i was like, oh, if you were, if your was a message to your spouse was a message to someone be angry. someone that you would be angry. oh not oh yeah. but it's not it's not a big deal. >> yeah. and it sounds like christian horner. it is. christian horner. no it is. >> yeah. christian horner. no it is. >> noih. christian horner. no it is. >> no it is, but you know what i'm saying. it's not like he's done anything black done anything like black and white do wonders for geri's career, isn't it? >> all favour of this. >> i'm all in favour of this. you a woman approaching you know, a woman approaching middle not. she's not middle age. she's not. she's not going work. it's going to be out of work. it's very to me. it looks very inspiring to me. it looks like she's going to have a second could get second wave. she could get months out of this. >> yeah, but it's not very inspiring middle men >> yeah, but it's not very inspiwant middle men >> yeah, but it's not very inspiwant to middle men >> yeah, but it's not very inspiwant to cheate men >> yeah, but it's not very inspiwant to cheate their1en who want to cheat on their partner snapchat bros. i'm partner with snapchat bros. i'm not but he's like partner with snapchat bros. i'm not most but he's like partner with snapchat bros. i'm not most disappointinge's like partner with snapchat bros. i'm not most disappointing cheate partner with snapchat bros. i'm not most disappointing cheat in the most disappointing cheat in human history. like, tried. human history. he's like, tried. he few he basically sent a few messages, somebody at messages, uh, to somebody at work, then got got called up by hr dragged an hr hr and got dragged into an hr meeting. that got made public. >> and now jerry's up >> and now jerry's broken up with and he hasn't even with it all, and he hasn't even done anything this day and age. >> it's so easy to get me to imagine getting to point imagine getting to this point and out its and then finding out that its texts weren't to

texts weren't good enough to get. yeah, exactly. texts weren't good enough to get pathetic. .actly. >> pathetic. >> pathetic. >> other thing jerry did >> and the other thing jerry did say, be my lover, say, if you want to be my lover, you got to get with my friends. yeah. so, you know, he's just. >> for although >> she asked for it. although she friends with she might not be friends with that woman up, the labour she might not be friends with thatforiman up, the labour she might not be friends with thatfor cardiff up, the labour she might not be friends with thatfor cardiff north, the labour she might not be friends with thatfor cardiff north, annaabour mp for cardiff north, anna mcmorrin, , farmers are mcmorrin, now, now farmers are having it. they having a tough time of it. they have costs and have soaring costs and increasing regulation increasing burden of regulation because short sighted net because of short sighted net zero plans. and there's a move across to across europe for politicians to shut down farms to meet carbon reduction targets. anna doesn't have much sympathy for welsh farmers , though. let's see what farmers, though. let's see what she said about them. >> thank you, mr speaker. this last weekend, the prime, the prime minister posed for photographs with a group that shares extreme wokeist conspiracy theories on climate change and campaigns against net zero. does the prime minister share their views ? yes, that's share their views? yes, that's that's no way to talk about the welsh farming community. >> mr speaker , now we've seen >> mr speaker, now we've seen this across europe.

>> politicians are making life impossible for farmers and politicians are closing farms in europe under the assumption that we can import food from overseas . remember when they thought that we could import gas from russia with no consequences? i mean, the whole point of the eu was to make a self—sufficient in food . don't you think this is food. don't you think this is a retrograde move to sort of close down farms and attack farmers, close ? close? >> yeah, i think it's really pathetic how little politicians actually listen to farmers as quite rightly, these farmers are saying on their placards, no farmers, no food. they are absolutely crucial. you need your farmers three meals, a day to put food on the table . i've to put food on the table. i've actually this week i've been reading really book reading this really great book called people called ultra processed people and talks about just how horrific the consequences on your are of all of these your body are of all of these not eating food. all of these know these preservatives know all of these preservatives that put food. so it will that we put in food. so it will have a long shelf life and can be transported long distances without off. yeah, it's without going off. yeah, it's completely substances completely alien substances that your dealing your body's not used to dealing with. so if we aren't self—sufficient our

self—sufficient within our country and, you know, local surrounding countries, then we're going to be eating more and more of this rubbish food that's been modified to last for a far longer than food normally should do. yeah. so that's another reason why we need to really, i guess ironic if you're importing your food , the carbon importing your food, the carbon footprint that gets footprint of that food gets bigger, is the climate bigger, which is the climate change which actually these farmers saying, sorry , these farmers are saying, sorry, these politicians saying should politicians are saying we should punish that punish the farmers so that we can our zero aims, can achieve our net zero aims, even if , can achieve our net zero aims, even if, right, climate change is not selective, right? it's not like if you cool the planet down here, but you warm it up somewhere this somewhere else, that this country will be cooler than country will be way cooler than that country right? it's the that country, right? it's the whole globe. so it doesn't make sense increase carbon footprint. >> no it doesn't, but me, >> no it doesn't, but for me, the issue how the biggest issue here is how you now conspire kc you clearly now conspire kc theorist become is used now theorist has become is used now as gag, isn't it? yeah it's as a gag, isn't it? yeah it's like it's like islamophobic. >> i had to hard to be >> i had to work hard to be a conspiracy theorist back the conspiracy theorist back in the 90s. mean, i believed in lizard >> i mean, i believed in lizard people. i had a tinfoil hat, which, incidentally, best defence against myocarditis is a tinfoil . but so what they've

tinfoil hat. but so what they've doneis tinfoil hat. but so what they've done is they've gone. oh, yeah, tinfoil hat. but so what they've donconspiracye gone. oh, yeah, tinfoil hat. but so what they've don conspiracy theorists h, yeah, tinfoil hat. but so what they've don conspiracy theorists are eah, the conspiracy theorists are crazy. yeah, they believe they didn't land on the moon. they believe they believe believe in this. they believe that someone. believe in this. they believe thatthe someone. believe in this. they believe thatthe jury someone. believe in this. they believe thatthe jury isn't someone. believe in this. they believe thatthe jury isn't in someone. believe in this. they believe thatthe jury isn't in on1eone. believe in this. they believe thatthe jury isn't in on climate but the jury isn't in on climate change. how much is caused by humans it'sjust change. how much is caused by humans it's just now humans and is it? it's just now that what me that was what's what struck me about now this turn about that is it's now this turn that means, like islamophobia. it's just like shutting. shutting people up. >> yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> shutting people up. we've got valid and we're valid concerns. and if we're going about climate going to talk about climate misinformation, let's have a look this headline from 1989, look at this headline from 1989, united nations predicts disaster. if global warming not checked . so the united nations checked. so the united nations senior un environmental official official says the entire nation could be wiped off the face of the earth by rising sea levels if global warming is not reversed by the year 2000. now i think that didn't come true. >> the end is nigh. there's always been a bloke with the sandwich board saying, i remember but no, they're remember like, but no, they're making . making policy. >> yeah, exactly. remember the millennium bug? that was their conspiracy. when it's conspiracy. yeah when it's they're making money, you they're making money, it's, you know, when

know, it's fine, but it's when the farmers and this is the other thing, go back to the other thing, you go back to the medical we've all been medical thing we've all been through the through recently with the pandemic and that, and it was like, doctor. are like, oh, you were a doctor. are you doctor? it's like, i'm you a doctor? it's like, no, i'm not, but you're not either. and they're yeah, i'm they're like, yeah, i'm listening doctors. you listening to the doctors. you 90, listening to the doctors. you go, i'm listening a go, well, i'm listening to a doctor been doctor go, that one's been struck off because spoke out struck off because he spoke out against whatever against covid or whatever the lockdown. it's like it's pick lockdown. so it's like it's pick and experts on and choose. there's experts on either side of the fence with climate either side of the fence with clirand just find expert who >> and just find an expert who agrees yeah. but just agrees with you. yeah. but just agrees with you. yeah. but just a more conspiracy a slightly more conspiracy theorists is just insane. >> have experts >> farmers have been experts on making i thought making food. i mean, i thought this was like anti—obesity this was like an anti—obesity move with. i just don't move to start with. i just don't want any food. want us to have any food. i mean, yeah, food security is a want us to have any food. i me.deal.ah, food security is a big deal. >> they're going to try and get try balance out anyway. try and balance it out anyway. let's check out the results of our twitter poll. asked, let's check out the results of our twithe poll. asked, let's check out the results of our twithe bigger asked, let's check out the results of our twithe bigger askefacing what's the bigger threat facing britain? or britain? islamic extremism or far the far right extremism? well, the votes have and it's votes have been cast and it's a russian style election result with 95.2% of you going for would you believe it, islamic extremism and 4.8% of you going for far. right. so some guardian readers did get to see that poll

. anyway, next on the saturday night showdown, culture coroner should school uniforms really include false eyelashes and the government comes to its senses on transgender criminals? plus, geography expert joe biden has been up to his old tricks . we'll been up to his old tricks. we'll show you what happened after his latest foreign policy seminar in the coming days, we're going to join with our friends in jordan and others in providing air drops of additional food and suppuesin drops of additional food and supplies in the

ukraine. >> on mark dolan tonight, prince harry has lost his case against the home office for royal protection . when he's in the uk. protection. when he's in the uk. i'll be giving my verdict on whether the prodigal prince should have the same security as a serving royal. plus is antidepressant medication a scam? i'll be asking a top expert who says popping the pills isn't always the answer . pills isn't always the answer. plus, my pundits mock meets and

tomorrow's papers . we're live at tomorrow's papers. we're live at nine. >> welcome back to the saturday night showdown culture corner coming up. but first, i promised i would show you what happened after joe biden. the leader of afterjoe biden. the leader of the free world, got himself into a bit of a muddle when the president said we were air dropping to ukraine twice, he met gaza, correct? >> he just misspoke. >> he just misspoke. >> was referring gaza . >> he was referring to gaza. >> he was referring to gaza. >> so they air dropped. food wasn't for ukraine, it was for gaza. i mean, i was i was going to ask if he could, if you reckon he could make it to the end of another four years, do you he could to you reckon he could make it to the end the week? the end of the week? >> to be honest, that video of him sitting next that fire, him sitting next to that fire, i felt that was like a felt like that was like a crematorium felt like that was like a cremat

kent, which has hit the headunes kent, which has hit the headlines for allowing children to fake eyelashes as part to wear fake eyelashes as part of uniform . the school's of their uniform. the school's head said the change was necessary because pupils were missing school to have their lashes removed . and we've lashes removed. and we've finally found a generation who have got their priorities right. the false eyelash craze has some surprise followers . check out surprise followers. check out this clip from dewbs& co earlier this clip from dewbs& co earlier this week, kelvin has finally let loose and kelvin is in his place. >> hello! the false eyelashes are on. they are natural eyelashes for me. kelvin look at that. everybody look at him . you that. everybody look at him. you could work as some kind of panto dame . dame. >> surprisingly arousing . there >> surprisingly arousing. there were also mental health concerns for the kids to allow them to wear eyelashes. although i'm not sure how looking like danny la rue helps kids mental health. i mean, justin, is it time to stop pandenng mean, justin, is it time to stop pandering to children? it seems like it's all we do. >> i think what this is more a case of is we're pandering to everyone, but we're now teaching it to children. like, is

everyone, but we're now teaching it to you dren. like, is everyone, but we're now teaching it to you game_ike, is everyone, but we're now teaching it to you game the is everyone, but we're now teaching it to you game the system . because how you game the system. because like i said, i've got some grown up i've also up children. i've also got a seven year old stepson and it's not comparing victorian not like i'm comparing victorian school has school to now. the change has been five years and been in the last five years and it ridiculous . it's go it is ridiculous. it's like i go to the school now and looking to the school now and we looking around school to around the potential school to send a to, and the teacher send a son to, and the teacher was this is for was going, oh, this is for anxiety. this is for if they get stressed out, i'm like, this is school. i like getting school. i feel like i'm getting a shut or island. a toured round shut or island. >> like a safe space. >> this was like a safe space. >> this was like a safe space. >> yeah. they had a safe space at yeah. and they at school. yeah. and they go right. children get right. so if the children get anxiety, there's seven. it was like now it's probably anxiety, there's seven. it was likethen. now it's probably anxiety, there's seven. it was likethen. it's ow it's probably anxiety, there's seven. it was likethen. it's crazy.; probably anxiety, there's seven. it was likethen. it's crazy. it's)bably six then. it's crazy. it's like if don't like it, they get six then. it's crazy. it's like if go don't like it, they get six then. it's crazy. it's like if go theret like it, they get six then. it's crazy. it's like if go there ande it, they get six then. it's crazy. it's like if go there and theythey get six then. it's crazy. it's like if go there and they can get six then. it's crazy. it's like if go there and they can dot six then. it's crazy. it's like if go there and they can do it to go there and they can do it if want like play lego. if they want like play lego. there's, there's and there's, there's sounds and that. also got reward that. and also we've got reward system. if they do all their that. and also we've got reward systertheythey do all their that. and also we've got reward systerthey get do all their that. and also we've got reward systerthey get fourall their that. and also we've got reward systerthey get four gold eir that. and also we've got reward systerthey get four gold stars that. and also we've got reward sy�*aerthey get four gold stars that. and also we've got reward sy�*a day. y get four gold stars that. and also we've got reward sy�*a day. they four gold stars that. and also we've got reward sy�*a day. they fou rewarded rs that. and also we've got reward sy�*a day. they fou rewarded with in a day. they are rewarded with ten the safe space. ten minutes in the safe space. >> a place and they >> so it's a fun place and they know that it's but it's also the stick. >> and the carrot is the same thing. so they're just teaching you want to take you like if you want to take your on aeroplane, your chihuahua on an aeroplane, just got anxiety. just say you've got anxiety. >> have they got >> and justin, how have they got a salon not? in the school?

>> well, the eyelash thing is school? >> iyeah,:he eyelash thing is school? >> iyeah, that yelash thing is school? >> iyeah, that would thing is school? >> iyeah, that would solve is school? >> iyeah, that would solve the problem. >> then the kids don't have to go out school get their go out of school to get their eyelashes from me, because they can the corridor. can just pop down the corridor. remember, a school should hire with taxpayer, should fund with the taxpayer, should fund a member beauty member of staff, beauty technician schools. member of staff, beauty techniciiall schools. member of staff, beauty techniciiall the schools. member of staff, beauty techniciiall the eyelashes. ools. remove all the eyelashes. but why trying teach the why are they trying to teach the nail there to everything? >> what are they trying exactly? >> what are they trying exactly? >> girls, especially >> teenage girls, especially need any encouragement? >> like i can't go >> no more. um, like i can't go to school. >> not looking like i do on a snapchat filter. i get anxiety, so like, yeah, they're so it's like, yeah, next they're going written so it's like, yeah, next they're goi over written so it's like, yeah, next they're goi over their written so it's like, yeah, next they're goi over their face written so it's like, yeah, next they're goi over their face or written so it's like, yeah, next they're goi over their face or kittenen all over their face or kitten ears or something, because all over their face or kitten ears owhat ething, because all over their face or kitten ears owhat ethin look cause all over their face or kitten ears owhat ethin look like e all over their face or kitten ears owhat ethinlook like in that's what they look like in the filter. yeah. that's what they look like in the and filter. yeah. that's what they look like in the and also r. yeah. that's what they look like in the and also like ah. that's what they look like in the and also like kids >> and also also like kids getting that, you getting taught that, you know, anxiety a thing. you have anxiety is a thing. if you have anxiety is a thing. if you have anxiety you should to anxiety then you should go to the you're supposed the safe space. you're supposed to anxious. the safe space. you're supposed to yeah, ious. the safe space. you're supposed to yeah, this. the safe space. you're supposed to yeah, this is britain. learn >> yeah, this is britain. learn to. everyone anxious. to. everyone is anxious. >> the weather's >> all the time. the weather's horrible. it's cold. everybody's judgemental. money. >> yes. >> yes. >> feel anxious. we're all going to burn in fireball. according >> feel anxious. we're all going to the1 in fireball. according >> feel anxious. we're all going to the mainstream l. according >> feel anxious. we're all going to the mainstream media. ding to the mainstream media. >> think everything i >> but if you think everything i actually learned at school was nothing the actual nothing to do with the actual work, was to how in work, it was to how fit in socially. you learn that teachers bit a soft touch. teachers a bit of a soft touch. i don't have to do my homework

for them. i do with them all these like, you these things now is like, you can go armstrong. can just tap out, go armstrong. i'm anxiety and it's i'm feeling anxiety and it's like, year olds know like, and seven year olds know how this game. how to play this game. >> now year olds are >> now the seven year olds are being to how game being taught to how how to game the basically how to you the system. basically how to you know, welfare know, cheat sort of welfare system we're it. system and now we're seeing it. adults now many adults adults are now so many adults have out of the labour have dropped out of the labour force know force because they know that they system and get they can game the system and get welfare anyway. next up, even a broken right twice broken clock is right twice a day as the government seems to have to fact that have woken up to the fact that biological who commit biological males who commit crimes recorded in the crimes must be recorded in the figure as biological males. this follows case of follows the shocking case of trans scarlett blake, trans killer scarlett blake, who's just been sentenced to life in prison for the murder of george carino. police recorded scarlett's gender as female , scarlett's gender as female, which is a lie male and female are biological categories defined by things like chromosomes and how good you are at parallel parking . jk rowling at parallel parking. jk rowling called out the police , saying called out the police, saying this is not a woman , these are this is not a woman, these are not our crimes. it's an important point, not least because males are hugely overrepresented in crime statistics. responsible for far

more violence than females, and that overrepresentation is also seen in males who identify as women , making their transition a women, making their transition a bit less convincing. to be honest, working out gender can be tough, of course. check this out. >> y'all weigh the way the freedoms of your constituent with the fact that we haven't had another mass shooting in florida since parkland, since we passed gun reforms. thank you sir. it's ma'am, thank you . sir. it's ma'am, thank you. >> i look, there's definitely nothing funny about that. >> i condemn misgendering with every fibre of my being . it's every fibre of my being. it's a terrible hate crime. now, chloe , terrible hate crime. now, chloe, are you amazed that the government had to step in to make the police do the right thing? i am i mean, it thing? i am amazed, i mean, it is unbelievable that someone who just walks into a police station and says, oh, i didn't. >> i identify as a woman, right? nothing on your records to say that you are legally a woman , that you are legally a woman, that you are legally a woman, that you, you know, let's say in a world where it were okay to transition and change on legally, your name , legally,

legally, your name, legally, your gender, on the record that that wasn't even there. this person just announced that they identify as woman and that goes down on their record. but you know, to make know, clearly they want to make sure the statistics and sure that the statistics and that the representation of men and crime and women in the crime statistics nice and fair and statistics is nice and fair and equal. statistics is nice and fair and equal . yeah. be fair equal. yeah. it can't be fair that most men make up the crime statistics , just like the statistics, just like how the police changing their police are changing their whatever metric for gangs in london, because they've decided that, um, you know, there's over representation of black people because it's like 80% people on the register of gang members in london are black, so they need to more white to change it. so more white people so clearly they people on it. so clearly they need to record person as female. >> so we've got 50. >> minute. you're >> no, wait a minute. you're saying they shouldn't record them as female? i mean, for me, saying they shouldn't record tithink s female? i mean, for me, saying they shouldn't record tithink s fema a? i mean, for me, saying they shouldn't record tithink s fema a stunning for me, saying they shouldn't record tithink s fema a stunning and me, i think this is a stunning and brave crazy . and brave woman. uh, crazy. and i think don't want to take as think i don't want to take as a man, as a man. think i don't want to take as a ma i as a man. think i don't want to take as a ma i don't man. think i don't want to take as a ma i don't want to take the >> i don't want to take the blame for what this very real woman has done. >> well, no. >> well, no. >> and i suppose i can hear the feminist saying, we don't want to clear up more of your messes.

i mean, it's just ridiculous, isn't absolutely. and isn't it? it's absolutely. and there's with there's nothing wrong with just with want be with you. if you want to be kind and person that's just and treat the person that's just committed the committed a murder with the pronouns find. pronouns they want, we'll find. but legal obligation. pronouns they want, we'll find. but is legal obligation. pronouns they want, we'll find. but is obligedal obligation. pronouns they want, we'll find. but is obliged to>bligation. pronouns they want, we'll find. but is obliged to do gation. pronouns they want, we'll find. but is obliged to do this.n. nobody is obliged to do this. and sometimes implied that and sometimes it's implied that you to do no you sort of have to do it. no you sort of have to do it. no you don't. you can say scarlett, who a trans woman . that's who was a trans woman. that's absolutely right. >> mean, police officer >> i mean, the police officer can them in the station can talk to them in the station with their chosen pronouns, if that's what police officer that's what the police officer really but don't really wants to do. but don't put on the record as a woman. put it on the record as a woman. that's insane. yeah well, pronoun generally sort of politeness. >> uh, and think if you killed >> uh, and i think if you killed someone, we need someone, then we don't need to be you. anyway, next, be polite to you. anyway, next, on night showdown, be polite to you. anyway, next, on look night showdown, be polite to you. anyway, next, on look at night showdown, be polite to you. anyway, next, on look at somejht showdown, be polite to you. anyway, next, on look at some of showdown, be polite to you. anyway, next, on look at some of sho week's we'll look at some of the week's funniest videos world. funniest videos in clown world. this fighting comes funniest videos in clown world. th stockwell fighting comes funniest videos in clown world. th stockwell an hting comes funniest videos in clown world. thstockwell an irish comes funniest videos in clown world. thstockwell an irish dog|es to stockwell and an irish dog license inspector gets more than he bargained i'll show he bargained for. and i'll show you happened when you what happened when a skateboarder .

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night showdown clown world coming up. but first, i promised i would show you what happened when a skateboarder got cocky . when a skateboarder got cocky. >> oh, trans woman. oh, it's a quick transition. >> anyway, let's take a look at your emails. nick says great monologue, leo. you've got it just right. of course. any religion should be able to be criticised without fear of violence or arrest on the racially segregated theatre . mc racially segregated theatre. mc says if people get together and refuse to attend, that theatre again, we will see a change. and sonya says the eyelashes story about noel academy in seven oaks made me laugh. is this school in the 1980s was seven oaks school for girls, which i attended back in the day. we were more concerned with running out of hairspray to keep our flicks in place, don't remember any place, but i don't remember any of us needing any counselling. well, people are a bit softer now, sonya. anyway, it's time now, sonya. anyway, it's time now clown world and let's now for clown world and let's start where the start in stockwell, where the ancient art of sword fighting made a surprise return . so we

made a surprise return. so we have two young men duelling with swords on screen here. well, machetes anyway, it's a kind of sword. it's maybe not as nice made as the broadswords of old. uh, there are no doubt fighting over the honour of a young maiden who's whose good name has been besmirched . um, justin. i been besmirched. um, justin. i mean, that's that's fantastic sword. well, i haven't seen swordplay like that since. >> know what really >> do you know what that really is? to maurice is? eerily similar to maurice dancing. that reminded me of. and it makes think. is that and it makes you think. is that what maurice dancing was? we give them sticks and bells and we out our system. it was we got out of our system. it was like a surrogate fight like a surrogate knife fight that used to do. that we used to do. >> do you think maurice dancing is english martial art? >> i think it might have been what of what we did as a sort of substitute village. substitute at the village. >> grew was obsessed >> i grew up and was obsessed with it. were teaching us. with it. they were teaching us. maurice all the time. maurice dancing all the time. i can't how maurice dancing? >> no. yeah. >> no. yeah. >> maurice dancing. >> no. yeah. >> it aurice dancing. >> no. yeah. >> it was:e dancing. >> no. yeah. >> it was like ncing. >> no. yeah. >> it was like local. >> no. yeah. >> it was like local to my village. a festival village. they had a festival every and they just every year and they were just maurice venn diagram. maurice in the venn diagram. >> way through it, the venn diagram dancers to diagram of maurice dancers to real one real ale drinkers is just one circle. yeah. and remembers

weaving the hankies next. >> of taxpayers >> is it a waste of taxpayers money send out officers to money to send out officers to check for dog licenses? one guy in galway in ireland thinks so. have a listen . have a listen. >> have you nothing else for doing now is a yes or no ? have doing now is a yes or no? have you nothing else for doing until we go out to check that ? yes wow we go out to check that? yes wow . just go and get a life for yourself. get a proper . job. yourself. get a proper. job. >> this guy is like the irish javier milei just slamming lazy government apparatchiks , dog government apparatchiks, dog license checking if we're cressida. shouldn't we all be like that guy? the world would be a much better place. >> oh, he's my hero. and i love the way he says. yeah go on, get get about your business. and the guy all right. then guy just goes, all right. then he knew he right . he he knew he was right. >> the guy was, oh, no. yeah. he he knew he was right. >> 'got guy was, oh, no. yeah. he he knew he was right. >> 'got me was, oh, no. yeah. he he knew he was right. >> 'got me there.»h, no. yeah. he he knew he was right. >> 'got me there. i'veo. yeah. he he knew he was right. >> 'got me there. i've gotaah. he he knew he was right. >> 'got me there. i've got he. you got me there. i've got he knew right. knew he was right. >> absolutely. no response. >> absolutely. no response. >> to leave . >> no, i've got to leave. >> is this about a license just to dog or a license to to own a dog or a license to breed a dog? mean, you don't breed a dog? i mean, you don't need license dog,

need a license to own a dog, right? know , i don't know, i right? i know, i don't know, i know i that if you know that i know that if you have if you have puppies with your you technically your dog, you are technically meant a license. if meant to get a license. if you're dog, probably meant to get a license. if you'r> i've never done that, by the way, for cars, i believe you. >> i believe you. i've seen some artificial artificial intelligence. i generated images, but i don't believe them. uh, chloe, let's finally have a look at these crash tests for cars. talking of . i. so for cars. talking of. i. so i started watching this just thinking it was an actual crash tests for cars. then i was wondering, man, they're getting through a lot of cars. this must have cost a lot of money. they seem doing a seem to be doing next to a service station. >> it doesn't seem that safe. >> it doesn't seem that safe. >> the same >> yeah, they're using the same truck time only of truck every time. only kind of come in for £20 ads. >> i'm dodging a lorry crashing into cars over and over again. >> well, it might be obvious to you, but i watched it for ages before i realised i need to go

to specs savers. >> that that looks real to you. >> that that looks real to you. >> it's computer generated. >> it's computer generated. >> did you know ? >> did you know? >> did you know? >> it was obviously the moment i opened it? >> like, this looks like a >> i was like, this looks like a clip out or something. clip out of gta or something. >> it took me four >> no, it took it took me four cars out. cars to work out. >> was like the bus. the lorry >> i was like the bus. the lorry made out of make everything out of the it's not getting of the lorry. it's not getting dented it's like the dented at all. it's like the black box. like iranian black box. yeah, like an iranian . passport found at the base of a skyscraper. >> anyway, it's insane how artificial intelligence has come on in just a few years. check out this a! generated video of an astronaut. this is pretty much indistinguishable from real life . although i usually gets life. although i usually gets some little detail wrong, like putting six fingers on people. i mean , justin, do you think mean, justin, do you think people will start wearing a fake sixth finger so that they don't ? sixth finger so that they don't? if cctv footage is shown in court, they can say, that's not me because i generated six fingers. >> even early on when we were talking about the christian horner thing, i went at pains to say, i don't is real say, i don't know, this is real text that's like a now you've

got to moving images got to do with moving images and people's like, i see people's voices. like, i see a lot of like, you see lot of lot of like, you see a lot of clips on social media clips on, on social media of sort like podcasts. these sort of like podcasts. and these are things that are people saying things that they . and you they haven't said. and if you don't it's. what about don't know, it's. and what about i getting sued now? getting sued because are asking because people are asking questions it's questions about themselves. it's saying questions about themselves. it's sayi|it's not true. and there's and it's not true. and there's someone's that . someone's liable for that. >> up next it's >> trust it. right. up next it's mark tonight. what have mark dolan tonight. what have you us tonight, mark? uh you got for us tonight, mark? uh well, all, inside well, first of all, leo inside a real detective agency . real detective agency. >> just what goes on and in my take at ten, should william be given the same level of protection as harry when they're both in the uk? we'll discuss that. plus much more. >> well, thanks to my brilliant panel tonight. chloe webb, cressida wetton and justin pank. see you all again next week. stay tuned for mark dolan tonight and tonight jamie sansom and don't forget well forget headliners as well tonight at 11 see you next tonight at 11 pm. see you next week ! week! >> looks like things are heating up. boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on . gb news.

weather on. gb news. >> hello there and greg dewhurst and welcome to your latest gb news weather. it's going to be quite chilly tonight. some frost and fog and some icy stretches around, but sunday should be dner around, but sunday should be drier and brighter. we currently have low pressure in charge of our weather, but it does start to through sunday, to move away through sunday, allowing day before then allowing a drier day before then further windy weather further wet and windy weather spreads in from the west for monday . for this time we monday. for this evening time we do outbreaks of showery do have outbreaks of showery rain, sleet and some hill snow across northern england spreading parts spreading into scotland, parts of northern ireland and some western fringes of wales too . western fringes of wales too. elsewhere some clear elsewhere we'll see some clear spells and as temperatures drop overnight, we'll see some mist and fog patches forming , some and fog patches forming, some icy to temperatures in icy stretches to temperatures in the countryside minus two to minus five celsius. so could be some tricky travelling conditions across central southern parts of england. first thing dense patches, but thing dense fog patches, but they break and they slowly lift and break and then for most it's a bright and cheery day. plenty of sunny spells , a scattering of showers spells, a scattering of showers across parts of the uk, across western parts of the uk, and this weather front close to the could give some patchy

the east could give some patchy rain east coast. rain along the east coast. temperatures up a little bit compared to saturday, a bit more brightness around it will just feel little less cold. and feel a little less cold. and then into monday, this weather system starts into system starts to move into western areas, bringing some outbreaks and outbreaks of heavy rain and brisk winds too. elsewhere cold, frosty start, but then plenty of sunshine across the north and east through the day and temperatures a little higher. once more, it remains mixed tuesday and towards the middle of temperatures of the week, but temperatures a little average . see you little above average. see you soon. a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on .

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