gb news. >> hi there. i'm aaron armstrong in the gb newsroom . the us vice in the gb newsroom. the us vice president has called for an immediate ceasefire in gaza amid reports talks to establish one have stalled near. reports talks to establish one have stalled near . zetas have have stalled near. zetas have arrived in the egyptian capital, cairo. but it's understood israel's boycotted the meeting after hamas rejected its demand for a complete list of hostages who are still alive . washington who are still alive. washington insists a deal for a six week pause has been more or less accepted by israel, and should be in place by the start of ramadan, which is a week today. well, kamala harris has urged mediators to reach an agreement there must be an immediate ceasefire . ceasefire. >> for at least the next six weeks, which is what is currently on the table , this currently on the table, this will get the hostage out and get a significant amount of aid in. >> this would allow to us build

something more enduring to ensure israel is secure and to respect the right of the palestinian people to dignity, freedom and self—determination . freedom and self—determination. >> in £360 million worth of funding for uk manufacture is set to be announced ahead of wednesday's budget. >> £200 million of that will be invested in zero carbon aircraft technology , with pharmaceutical technology, with pharmaceutical and car companies also set to benefit . the chancellor says benefit. the chancellor says it's aimed at helping the uk become a world leader in manufacturing to boost the economy. although jeremy hunt has tried to play down expectations of tax cuts in wednesday's budget , a seven year wednesday's budget, a seven year old girl has died after a migrant boat carrying 16 people capsized in northern france . capsized in northern france. she'd been travelling with her pregnant mother , her father and pregnant mother, her father and three siblings. the boat got into difficulty off the coast of dunkirk park in an attempt to cross the english channel in the early hours this morning, early hours of this morning,

rail in england and wales rail fares in england and wales have risen by almost 5% today, an increase above inflation comes despite some of the highest numbers of train cancellations for a decade, amid strikes , bad weather and faulty strikes, bad weather and faulty infrastructure . public transport infrastructure. public transport campaigners say passengers are being punished by the increases, which could add hundreds of pounds to annual travel costs for some commuters. i would be quite happy for the rail fares to go up if they invested the profits in the infrastructure feature, so that the rail network and the rolling carriage was was consistently good standard, and that the trains ran on time. >> it's a bit much. >> it's a bit much. >> that's just sort of like come out of the blue. that took me off key there. >> nothing's really changed off key there. >> trains,g's really changed off key there. >> trains, so really changed off key there. >> trains, so it's.ly changed off key there. >> trains, so it's nothanged off key there. >> trains, so it's not reallyj the trains, so it's not really fair to raise the prices . i fair to raise the prices. i think if there's a change and more trains are put on and stuff like that, maybe then, but not right now , donald trump could right now, donald trump could take step towards take another step towards a november rematch with november election rematch with joe biden tonight .

joe biden tonight. >> voting is underway in washington dc , with mr trump washington dc, with mr trump hoping to continue his clean sweep of states in the race to become the republican party's presidential candidate. he's now won six states after victories in missouri, michigan and idaho. last night , however, he in missouri, michigan and idaho. last night, however, he made a number of false claims at campaign events , including campaign events, including alleging that joe biden is smuggling people across the border from mexico and again confusing the current president with barack obama . more on all with barack obama. more on all of our stories available on our gb news alert service . just scan gb news alert service. just scan the qr code on your screen or go to gb news. com slash alerts. now it's time for headliners . now it's time for headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners >> your run through tomorrow's newspapers with three comedians. >> i'm your host, stephen allen

here with josh howie, a proud member of the jewish community who sat next to paul cox, who calls himself a gammon, which feels like a hate crime. now well, called me a gamut. well, people called me a gamut. it just depends how often i eat him. don't know when can you him. you don't know when can you eat gammon .7 eat gammon.7 >> um . >> um. >> um. >> uh, are we talking in a sexual sense .7 sexual sense? >> we're always talking. >> we're always talking. >> i eat turkey, gammon, so i'm okay. >> uh, right. let's go for a quick look through monday's front pages . the daily mail has front pages. the daily mail has cash for care, jobs, visa scam. the front page of the telegraph says police solve no burglaries in half of country. says police solve no burglaries in half of country . at the in half of country. at the times. hunt looks for $9 billion to balance his budget . the to balance his budget. the guardian goes with budget plan risks forcing uk into second lost decade. hunt warned the i hunt fuels tory jitters of election budget light on, uh, tax cuts. the daily star, the big mac daddy , those are your big mac daddy, those are your front pages . let's try and make

front pages. let's try and make some sense of all that to the guardian. josh, their front page. >> so, uh , it's the week of the >> so, uh, it's the week of the budget. get ready for lots of stories about the budget. budget all week long. >> this is the moment the tories have been waiting for. >> this is when they're going to win back the country and give us all tax cuts. and all all tax cuts. and we're all going to be and we're going to be flush. and we're like, give one like, oh, let's give him one more on that. yeah, more chance on that. so yeah, budget plan risks forcing uk into second lost decade. hunt warn i'm glad they said the second lost decade because just to remind you, there's been a lost decade already. here's come in another one. uh so yeah jeremy hunt he was out on all the on sunday. all the talk shows . he was basically sort of shows. he was basically sort of pooh any tax. he's like, shows. he was basically sort of poo a any tax. he's like, shows. he was basically sort of poo a conservative tax. he's like, shows. he was basically sort of poo a conservative and he's like, shows. he was basically sort of poo a conservative and i'm like, shows. he was basically sort of poo a conservative and i'm going i'm a conservative and i'm going to be responsible because he doesn't as money as doesn't have as much money as they were going they hoped they were going to have. has reduce the have. he also has to reduce the amount of interest that we're paying amount of interest that we're paying the debt. the paying on the debt. the country's . so, um, yeah, country's debt. so, um, yeah, he's just like, you know what?

you know, those tax cuts we've been towards the been all gearing towards the last year? yeah, not might not be happening now . and, um, be happening now. and, um, that's where we're at. >> yeah. paul, when did they say lost? lost decade? i thought they meant you know, when they play they meant you know, when they play a hit on the radio from 2001, yeah, it's like 2001, i'm like, yeah, it's like ten ooh, that's not ten years ago. ooh, that's not the lost decade they're talking about. financial. the lost decade they're talking about. jeremyinancial. the lost decade they're talking about. jeremyinanc is. the lost decade they're talking about. jeremyinancis possibly >> no. jeremy hunt is possibly the most uninspiring man of all time well . dull. i mean, he's time as well. dull. i mean, he's prudent . of course. time as well. dull. i mean, he's prudent. of course. he's a conservative chancellor well, okay, are a challenging him, okay, you are a challenging him, josh. i'm just saying that he probably gold. just. probably takes the gold. just. just gold. um , he. just pips the gold. but, um, he. i don't know why he has to look. they're going to lose, right? this is what i'm trying to say. the conservative guys are going to election. so to lose the next election. so why not go out with a bang? half the income treble public the income tax treble public spending? i mean, the only thing that can happen then is labour are going to come out when they win putting taxes win and go, we're putting taxes up and we're cutting public spending . and that would spending. and that would make for interesting couple of for a very interesting couple of weeks on this paul, me

for a very interesting couple of wfavour.| this paul, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. don't paul, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. don't ever paul, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. don't ever runjl, me for a very interesting couple of wfavour. don't ever run the me a favour. don't ever run the country that's right. country. that's all right. i can't country . but just can't run the country. but just for about a week we'd have an amazing liz truss week amazing time. the liz truss week . paul cox week, destroy the economy . economy. >> imagine that. that you could be prime minister for less time than liz truss. >> she would, would. she'd >> she would, she would. she'd be gutted because only be gutted because the only thing she's moment that she's got at the moment is that quiz name. and quiz question to her name. and if and stole it, she if i came in and stole it, she would mad . would be mad. >> oh, many would say she already. well, anyway, um, next up we go to the daily mail. paul up we go to the daily mail. paul, what? >> cash for care, jobs , >> they got cash for care, jobs, visa scam. so this is in the mail. undercover mail probe finds rogue fixers are charging unqualified migrants up to 20 grand for work permits to fill vacancies of vulnerable care. residents are essentially being looked after , in some cases by looked after, in some cases by entirely unqualified migrants that that essentially came in on a false visa because it was it was fraudulent on behalf of some dutch middle person and whilst i'm sure this is a relatively small number, it's harrowing to think that there's even one out

there. i mean, our elderly do not get looked after well in this country, and to think that those that don't have family around them , that don't have the around them, that don't have the money to spend on them , are money to spend on them, are being by somebody being looked after by somebody who is just essentially trying to into the country to get into the country any which they can. the idea of which way they can. the idea of thatis which way they can. the idea of that is terrifying to me . that is terrifying to me. >> yeah, yeah. it's not just >> yeah, yeah. and it's not just the getting in any which way they can. one of those ways would trained in this. would be to be trained in this. yes, and do it. yes, go and do it. >> are other ways that >> there are other ways that would be the better doing it. >> this is well, the other way is, other panellists have is, uh, other panellists have pointed is to pointed out in the past is to increase amount uh, the, increase the amount of, uh, the, the you know, how much they pay and get british people to do it because it's not a nice job. i don't particularly, don't think particularly, uh, we don't think particularly, uh, we do massive shortage, do have a massive shortage, which why i imagine there's which is why i imagine there's a bit of people overlooking some of these, uh, qualifications as. >> oh, this is photocopied . uh, >> oh, this is photocopied. uh, well, and, um, but it is another loop hole that we have in the system of allowing people into this country who shouldn't necessarily be here.

>> yeah , yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> and the mail seems to identify here the steve allen balance , you know, the steve balance, you know, the steve allen balance isn't that balance. >> this is this is more saying this is part of the problem when you let just the private sector run something to do with health. yes. because if was the yes. because if there was the incentive private company incentive for a private company to so as to not be to be so vigilant as to not be able staff its uh, care able to staff its own, uh, care home, whereas if it were a bloated public thing like the nhs, they tend to make fewer mistakes, like that. you don't want the bloke, you don't want the inefficiency, but you don't want thinking, oh, want is someone thinking, oh, we'll make money by just overlooking this error. yeah. and that's the whole thing about the system it's the care system is that it's separate. it's, you know, funded by people having sell their by people having to sell their houses the money's being by people having to sell their house on the money's being by people having to sell their house on people noney's being by people having to sell their house on people who y's being by people having to sell their house on people who aren't ng by people having to sell their house on people who aren't even spent on people who aren't even qualified way, it's at least spent on people who aren't even qua|grand way, it's at least spent on people who aren't even qua|grand a way, it's at least spent on people who aren't even qua|grand a week. ', it's at least spent on people who aren't even qua|grand a week. i it's at least five grand a week. i know this because, when my nan , because, uh, my, when my nan, uh, was in a care home, she basically gobbled up her, her and my grandad's life savings. selfish i'm still angry about it when you tell me about that . how when you tell me about that. how little inheritance you got ? no, little inheritance you got? no, no, it just makes me furious.

but i have hung in there. didn't she just clung in there? sucked all that money away? remarkably, she did actually. just cling in there. i think it was just to annoy my dad. largely but, um. which which she succeeded in doing . is it which which she succeeded in doing. is it wrong for me to which which she succeeded in doing . is it wrong for me to say doing. is it wrong for me to say that i hate your grandmother? is that i hate your grandmother? is that that wrong? you wouldn't that is that wrong? you wouldn't be the first josh howie. sorry, sorry, mrs. cox. >> right, let's move on to >> all right, let's move on to the telegraph. josh, what have they their front page? the telegraph. josh, what have the please their front page? the telegraph. josh, what have the please thei|no>nt page? the telegraph. josh, what have the please thei|no burglaries in >> please solve no burglaries in half of country. yippee so , uh, half of country. yippee so, uh, this is pretty depressing stuff. certainly, if you've been robbed , uh, and you're hoping to get some of yours, it's great news. if you're a criminal, you're a criminal. >> basically , this is a this is >> basically, this is a this is a business. >> is booming for me. steve. yeah uh, 1 in 25 reported burglaries , basically 3.9% are burglaries, basically 3.9% are actually resulting in charges . actually resulting in charges. half the country for the last three years. uh, even the three years ago, they said, look, we're really going to get on top of and then, um, six

of this. and then, um, six months or so, they said, of this. and then, um, six montigoing or so, they said, of this. and then, um, six montigoing to so, they said, of this. and then, um, six montigoing to go they said, of this. and then, um, six montigoing to go to ey said, of this. and then, um, six montigoing to go to everyd, we're going to go to every single house and we're going to investigate fingerprints single house and we're going to invewhatnot, fingerprints single house and we're going to invewhatnot, and ngerprints single house and we're going to invewhatnot, and it'srprints single house and we're going to invewhatnot, and it's justts single house and we're going to invewhatnot, and it's just doing and whatnot, and it's just doing no good. we just seeing no good. and we are just seeing these people just getting away with and in i it's with it. and in a i think it's in. yes. uh hertfordshire 2.2% of burglaries, just over 1 in. yes. uh hertfordshire 2.2% of burglaries, just over1 in 50 actually results in some kind of charge . uh, it's not sustainable charge. uh, it's not sustainable . the police, we've seen examples of the police not doing their job. examples of the police not doing theirjob. and examples of the police not doing their job. and there examples of the police not doing theirjob. and there are many reasons i don't want to, like, blame the police outright for what we're seeing on the margins. but this kind stuff what we're seeing on the m basic. but this kind stuff what we're seeing on the m basic 1011t this kind stuff what we're seeing on the m basic 101 policing,|d stuff what we're seeing on the m basic 101 policing, solving|ff is basic 101 policing, solving burglaries. this is the stuff that we read about in children's books. yeah, absolutely. they climb the window, climb in through the window, black stripes. not black and white stripes. not that because that difficult to find because that's any that's not fashionable any longer, it ? so can longer, is it? so you can see them the street, on them on the street, written on them on the street, written on the written on the the back, swag written on the back, like, you know, chandeliers back chandeliers hanging out the back . i it easy to blame . i mean, it is easy to blame the , isn't it? because the police, isn't it? because largely the police's fault. um, i know that they're understaffed. course they understaffed. of course they are. it's very easy. it's are. it's also very easy. it's particularly here on this channel. we could say things like, they shouldn't

like, well, they shouldn't it shouldn't so much of shouldn't be spending so much of their arresting people their time arresting people for misgendering , you misgendering people or, you know, policing hate marches know, not policing hate marches properly, but but josh is absolutely right. okay there is just a new he'd love that every time. i didn't even need it every time. just right. josh is absolutely right. so much rightness it rightness coming out of this. it feels an easy win. but feels like an easy win. but i don't know how easy it is to feels like an easy win. but i don't aiow how easy it is to feels like an easy win. but i don't a burglary.easy it is to feels like an easy win. but i don't a burglary. isy it is to feels like an easy win. but i don't a burglary. i wishis to feels like an easy win. but i don't a burglary. i wish i to feels like an easy win. but i don't a burglary. i wish i knew solve a burglary. i wish i knew it difficult because it was this difficult because you to get involved. you would have to get involved. at least , at least pay like at least, at least pay like small , poverty at least, at least pay like small, poverty ridden children to do it for me. >> yeah, like a yeah, like oliver twist. look, i think the easy win is in this article where it says, look, they decided to get the police to turn up to every burglary. yes. nothing about solving it. it's very easy turn up to a scene very easy to turn up to a scene of a look your phone of a crime. look at your phone for send some messages. for a while, send some messages. go home. that saying. go home. not that i'm saying. that's they do, but that's that's what they do, but that's what i do. because clearly they've follow through on they've got no follow through on this. you crime this. that's how you get a crime rate hertfordshire. rate 2% in hertfordshire. i live in so you're in hertfordshire, so you're right, i'm going to convert. i'm going career going to pivot my career a little bit. you want to give us youn little bit. you want to give us your, your your main, your

address burglars want to >> any burglars might want to know oh you're going to go. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> they they got better >> they got they got better stuff than you. >> oh definitely cost of petrol i'm go far. i'm not going to go far. >> point. and >> yeah. good point. and i'm involved do it. >> yeah. good point. and i'm inv> yeah. good point. and i'm inv> yeah. good point. and i'm inv> yeah. good point. and i'm inv> we finished this section with the daily star paul in the sense that normally the big that they normally make the big mac daddy. >> of course. now this guy, he's beenin >> of course. now this guy, he's been in quite a bit this unbelievable fast food fanatic retains his hotly fought world record after scoffing 34,000 big mac burgers. burgers. although he has cut down from nine burgers a day to two, god bless him. >> quite a cut back nine. >> quite a cut back nine. >> so this guy, i don't know if we haven't got that picture there, but he looks exactly like there, but he looks exactly like the sort of bloke who eat the sort of bloke who would eat nine burgers. but the fact he's he's he's alive , he's he's not fat, he's alive, he's alive, he's done this , this, alive, he's done this, this, this the face of the this laughs in the face of the obesity crisis, because obesity crisis, really. because he doesn't appear to have any type two going on. i mean he has got the uh rather got a lot of salad, scary looking in the big mac. if it was a quarter pounder with might be real with cheese, he might be in real trouble. the big mac has

trouble. but the big mac has a little bit lettuce in it. little bit of lettuce in it. >> gherkins there. little bit of lettuce in it. >> he gherkins there. little bit of lettuce in it. >> he has,1erkins there. little bit of lettuce in it. >> he has, to kins there. little bit of lettuce in it. >> he has, to be; there. little bit of lettuce in it. >> he has, to be fairthere. little bit of lettuce in it. >> he has, to be fairthehim. >> he has, to be fair to him. cut fries as well. he's cut out the fries as well. he's just big macs now. just on the big macs now. there's no fries. it's just the moral the is just eat moral of the story is just eat big macs, kids. >> it's it's totally fine. >> it's safe. it's totally fine. documentary the guy who just documentary of the guy who just did mcdonald's a while. did mcdonald's for a while. super supersized. >> i was a bit of shenanigans going on with that allegedly paid undercover josh some burger paid undercoverjosh some burger king money involved. do you remember the other? and there was a book that came out at the same time about mcdonald's and how it was, and i read it how evil it was, and i read it thinking, this. and then thinking, write this. and then i was it's actually was like, oh, it's actually it's i was like made i was told it was like not made out of real meat and all that stuff. and turns out actually stuff. and it turns out actually it was all right. was it was all right. and i was like, eat at like, okay, and i'm gonna eat at mcdonald's and i'm mcdonald's more. um, and i'm just, i'm being paid by big mac. there's nothing wrong with mcdonald's . is it a double big mcdonald's. is it a double big mac? live off mcdonald's mac? i live off mcdonald's and look me . look at me. >> that's front pages . done. >> that's the front pages. done. uh, join us after the break for extremism. political division, war in the middle east and covid. we've got the full set. we'll see you in

welcome back to headliners. i'm stephen allen, still here with josh howie and paul cox to the times. josh undermining british values is to be considered extremism . finally we can look extremism. finally we can look up those queue jumpers. >> that's exactly the first thing i wrote here of course is that's what that's basically what it's about. how do you define british values? yeah, i've written that now. yeah next story. next story. moving on there. yeah. so groups undermining british values to be guilty of extremism. now the present definition is of extremism is a vocal or active opposition to fundamental british values . hence the joke british values. hence the joke about queues . uh, they're about queues. uh, they're looking to change it to, uh, to actions that undermine the country's institutions and all the values , uh, because and the the values, uh, because and the reason why this is important is that actually gives the government the power to do

something, which is , uh, at the something, which is, uh, at the moment they can exclude people from government, uh, or council funding, be be barred from working with public bodies. so if they put through this new, uh, definition, they're going to have to like, get half the civil service to quit . have to like, get half the civil service to quit. uh, i don't know who's going to run the country, what seeing country, but what we're seeing overall here overall, no. for a week , um, is and we're seeing week, um, is and we're seeing across europe and you're having these liberal democracies are sort of somewhat presented with the dilemma of maintaining what keeps the keeps us a liberal democracy . uh, and those democracy. uh, and those freedoms at the same time, they're being threatened by these seemingly outside source force things even though they're in. and we saw that obviously over the last few weeks with the, uh, what i would call the hate marches. but we've also hate marches. uh, but we've also seen it with things like just stop attacking , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and attacking , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnotng , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnot .g , uh, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnot. uh,ih, mps seen it with things like just stop and whatnot . uh, france is homes and whatnot. uh, france is getting tough, and they just kicked someone out, like basically straight away . and basically straight away. and they said, right, like, this guy was like, the french flag is

satanic . they're like, all satanic. they're like, all right, see you later. on right, see you later. you're on a kind of a plane. uh, and that's kind of stuff you have to be careful, though. of course, throw though. of course, not to throw the without the baby out with without without you with the without the, you know, with the islamic extremists. so it's , islamic extremists. so it's, it's and then and one of the other things they're going to do. yeah. is they're going to they're up list of they're drawing up a list of foreign extremist preachers they're drawing up a list of foreign be tremist preachers they're drawing up a list of foreignbe bannedpreachers they're drawing up a list of foreign be banned from 1ers they're drawing up a list of foreignbe banned from entry they're drawing up a list of foreign be banned from entry to who'll be banned from entry to britain. but it's what britain. but it's like what you've been letting them in already. you've been letting them in alreonr. list. >> on the list. >> on the list. >> thing i would >> and the first thing i would do look, we've all do is go look, we've got all this insane of mosques this insane footage of mosques and these, like, hate speech coming mosques. if any of coming out of mosques. if any of them citizens on a them aren't uk citizens on a plane, goodbye. that would be my first step in my week running the country. >> is there a worry about if you make you've got to >> is there a worry about if you maiits you've got to >> is there a worry about if you maiits unintended(ou've got to >> is there a worry about if you maiits unintended consequences. see its unintended consequences. so only do you to so not only do you have to define values, kind define british values, you kind of undermining of have to define undermining because you tell because, you know, if you tell jokes about the house lords jokes about the house of lords not working , are we to get not working, are we going to get deported? comedians. deported? a stand up comedians. >> steve. look, >> off you go, steve. look, you're absolutely right. and this quite conflicting this is quite conflicting in many ways because, you know, we're nearly all of us, free we're nearly all of us, uh, free speech advocates . and the idea

we're nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou dvocates . and the idea we're nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can:ates . and the idea we're nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you. . and the idea we're nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you shouldthe idea we're nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you should be idea we're nearly all of us, uh, free speeyou can you should be free that you can you should be free and liberal to live your life in a, in a liberal democrat way. is in the essence of all of us, i think, and to some degree, this this contradicts that. however, we've seen where we've got. and the trouble is, like we both said, both the three of us, like we've all said, um, we have i think we would have to start again and redefine what our values are because we don't really understand what our values longer. really understand what our values longer . we've values are any longer. we've gone the hole gone so far down the rabbit hole of britain is bad, and white people are bad, and we should feel about and do feel guilty about this. and do you grandfather you know what your grandfather did years it's like , did 600 years ago? it's like, all right, mate, i'm sorry. we need to get over this. yeah. all right, mate, i'm sorry. we need �*years over this. yeah. all right, mate, i'm sorry. we need �*years ago, this. yeah. all right, mate, i'm sorry. we need �*years ago, i'ds. yeah. all right, mate, i'm sorry. we need �*years ago, i'd sayeah. all right, mate, i'm sorry. we need �*years ago, i'd say you three years ago, i'd say you what, mate? we live on big macs in wonder that in our family. no wonder that you any money. in our family. no wonder that you like any money. in our family. no wonder that you like that. any money. in our family. no wonder that you like that. flies ny money. in our family. no wonder that you like that. flies theyoney. in our family. no wonder that you like that. flies they were it's like that. flies they were in home that long. but do you in a home that long. but do you know what? i think this is tncky know what? i think this is tricky ground. i like the idea of course i do. i'm a gammon. i'm red blooded. i want to get them out. but, you know, where do you draw the line? and it's within law . it's going to be so

within law. it's going to be so difficult define because difficult to define because you're going say, well, he you're going to say, well, he said and said this and he said that, and we these on stage we say all these things on stage every saturday night, every friday, saturday night, crazy stuff just to get a laugh. i don't have to i don't i don't have to leave, i don't do don't do it get do i don't even do it to get a laugh. i don't get a laugh. >> no one ever sees >> thankfully, no one ever sees me small crowds. i'll >> thankfully, no one ever sees me away small crowds. i'll >> thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit.|ll crowds. i'll >> thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit. let'swds. i'll >> thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit. let's move'll >> thankfully, no one ever sees me away sit. let's move on get away with it. let's move on to . paul. remember, to the guardian. paul. remember, levelling turns out the levelling up turns out the government didn't. >> yeah , it's quite travesty, >> yeah, it's quite a travesty, actually. fewer than 20,000 of the up projects the levelling up projects completed england 20. 20. completed in england 20. 20. what did i say? 20,000. oh my god, i can't even get my numbers right long right tonight. it's been a long weekend. levelling weekend. yeah, 20% of levelling up been up projects have not been completed. fewer than a completed. uh, fewer than a fifth, course, because that's fifth, of course, because that's 20% the projects approved by 20% of the projects approved by michael were not it and michael gove were not it and have not been delivered and given everything that's been going on, i think we've forgotten about levelling up to some degree . and this was a this some degree. and this was a this was a cornerstone of the tories manifesto , though, and what to manifesto, though, and what to some degree won over the red wall. that and the fact they said they were going to deliver brexit. but and they did deliver

brexit, way look brexit, whichever way you look at whether good, bad at it and whether it's good, bad or okay, that's up or indifferent, okay, that's up for have or indifferent, okay, that's up for nothing have or indifferent, okay, that's up for nothing levelling ve or indifferent, okay, that's up for nothing levelling up done nothing with levelling up and we all three of us work in london, london's london is constantly built . the constantly being built. the infrastructure grows all the time. the transport network is superb . you know, we are spoilt superb. you know, we are spoilt here and we, we, you don't see that all around the country and the idea that we could just get one thing right and that it be levelling up is not too much to ask. it because ask. london deserves it because it's just so much better because we're good. we're the best. so, so good. we're in london. uh, we're so good in london. uh, yes. is partly yes. this is, uh, this is partly why , you know, uh, labour will why, you know, uh, labour will probably win because, yes, it's a broken promise. at the same time , it's somewhat unfair time, it's somewhat unfair because budgets have spiralled not not because of anyone's fault. i mean, not specifically. i mean, there's a few people's fault. we can point it out, but not necessarily the people who are implementing these plans. and are good ideas, like and these are good ideas, like things industrial centre things like an industrial centre in regeneration of in grimsby and regeneration of um bedford's train station . all um bedford's train station. all this stuff does matter . but the

this stuff does matter. but the other thing is that it these it just takes years . it's so maybe just takes years. it's so maybe they should. the tories should be commended for putting in more long time planning, which is what's massively failed over the last 20 years. and actually so, so unfortunately, they're not going to get the benefit of it and get the votes for it. but these some of these, um, schemes are to finished in a are going to be finished in a yeah are going to be finished in a year. in two and they are year. in two years, and they are going make people's lives year. in two years, and they are going we|ake people's lives year. in two years, and they are going we needieople's lives year. in two years, and they are going we need to ple's lives year. in two years, and they are going we need to see; lives year. in two years, and they are going we need to see more. better. we need to see more transparency, transparency in policies and manifestos . so policies and manifestos. so don't we? when you when you got a manifesto pledge, it says we're going to level up . you we're going to level up. you need that. i know it's need to define that. i know it's not popular we're going not popular to go. we're going to over the next 57 to level up over the next 57 years. that doesn't really work . years. that doesn't really work. but if that's the case, that's the case. and to say how you're going to do it isn't too much to ask for either. the applies ask for either. the same applies to whoever's in next i want. i cannot wait to see the labour's manifesto because they have been saying for 13 years how much better they're going to do it, and can't to see how and i can't wait to see how they're to do it, because they're going to do it, because they're going to do it, because

the conservatives are very prudent where the conservatives are very prllabour where the conservatives are very prllabour is, where the conservatives are very prllabour is, is where the conservatives are very prllabour is, is not where the conservatives are very prllabour is, is not famous/here the conservatives are very prllabour is, is not famous for'e as labour is, is not famous for being that way. i've got to be honest, disagree with you honest, i disagree with you there. in there. there's councils in essex. tory essex. they they're tory councillors. loads of councillors. they spent loads of money solar panels that money on solar panels that didn't whatnot. didn't work and whatnot. so i think problem across the think the problem is across the board. see as you say. board. but we'll see as you say. >> okay, the telegraph josh labour promises to take back rochdale from george galloway by fielding a great candidate . what fielding a great candidate. what do you think of that before i know crazy . what are they guys. know crazy. what are they guys. >> labour. they're so smart. oh labour pledges to regain rochdale from divisions . turkey. rochdale from divisions. turkey. uh, george galloway now, the reason why george galloway essentially won uh, was because labour pulled out their candidate. because it turned out he did anti—semetic things. he did some anti—semetic things. and you think that they would be on top of it now? they eventually pulled the candidate, i think, little too late. i think, a little bit too late. uh, best worst of both possible worlds in terms of that. but the fact already he was fact that he was already he was in the running points to, as you say, the selection process and what the problems that they have

there. so now they're saying we're going to select a great candidate. ridiculous . it's candidate. it's ridiculous. it's like have that like you should have done that in the first place. this is like you should have done that in tpattern place. this is like you should have done that in tpattern isace. this is like you should have done that in tpattern is ,:e. this is like you should have done that in tpattern is , uh, this is like you should have done that in tpattern is , uh, theyhis is like you should have done that in tpattern is , uh, they select the pattern is, uh, they select someone to be an mp then the like basically jews. me you know, goes through there twitter feed or whatever finds a bunch of anti—semitic mental stuff. and we go , look, he does and then we go, look, he does this stuff and they're like, oh, okay. their okay. and then they their apologise and try and get away with or they have to pull with it or they have to pull him. so maybe i'm just saying i'm just, you know , don't have i'm just, you know, don't have to listen to but maybe just to listen to me, but maybe just have at their twitter. have a look at their twitter. just just have just google them. just have a little look. have look little look. have a look at facebook, their with facebook, google their name with the anti—semitism. the word anti—semitism. anti —semitism anti—semitism won the day, didn't that's what didn't it? because that's what galloway votes on. galloway got all the votes on. i mean, should have just gone mean, they should have just gone leant into it. josh and labour would won on anti—semitism would have won on anti—semitism anyway. well that's what genuinely like genuinely some people say, like maybe but, the question is maybe. but, uh, the question is how? how much of that vote is important or is going to make a real difference on very low turnout. seriousness , turnout. in all seriousness, very low turnout. and the muslim vote did win and that's

vote did win it. and that's because gallup was able to galvanise that vote in a way that the rest of the vote was not galvanised labour all over the place. tories had no chance. there's no one in. there there's no one else in. there were weren't it. were literally weren't in it. well, what i have well, do you know what i have seen this when it came from seen this week when it came from galloway's seemed galloway's camp? but they seemed to still ballot to galloway's camp? but they seemed to stildegree. ballot to galloway's camp? but they seemed to stildegree. now,allot to galloway's camp? but they seemed to stildegree. now, i.lot to galloway's camp? but they seemed to stildegree. now, i don't, some degree. now, i don't, i don't know it too don't know because it was too late and whatnot, don't know because it was too late so and whatnot, don't know because it was too late so that's and whatnot, don't know because it was too late so that's what1d whatnot, don't know because it was too late so that's what it whatnot, don't know because it was too late so that's what it was. :not, don't know because it was too late so that's what it was. okay. but so that's what it was. okay. but he still managed to galvanise following. galvanise his following. and that's to that's what you've got to do to win appealed a win elections. appealed to a racist and you'll win. racist following and you'll win. well done. well george . well done. well done george. >> now paul and >> the telegraph now paul and biden's told the gaza peace negotiators that he needs a deal quickly. i wonder why he's in a rush. he's got lots of time on his hands, oodles of time. >> he's at least three weeks >> he's got at least three weeks left. beau biden. biden. left. uh beau biden. beau biden. i know happening to left. uh beau biden. beau biden. i tonight,’ happening to left. uh beau biden. beau biden. i tonight, biden happening to left. uh beau biden. beau biden. i tonight, biden tells pening to left. uh beau biden. beau biden. i tonight, biden tells gazag to me tonight, biden tells gaza peace negotiators get peace negotiators. get me a deal peace negotiators. get me a deal, steve. so mr biden is under major pressure the under major pressure from the voters . president please voters. president biden, please have some respect . i'm reading. have some respect. i'm reading. i'm reading the words respect the telegraph, respect very much i >> -- >> elders. >> elders. >> mr he is somewhat seven times

my age. biden mr biden, president biden is under major pressure from voters over the us alliance with israel . and of alliance with israel. and of course he is. i can imagine he is. this was always going to be a difficult , uh, political a very difficult, uh, political issue for president biden because inextricably usa and israel are linked that israel had the usa to thank for its, you know, nope, that's not true . you know, nope, that's not true. okay, we'll get back to that in a minute. let's do it from an uneducated perspective, 0.9 percent of their gdp . and when percent of their gdp. and when israel created , uh, america israel was created, uh, america didn't give them any weapons or help out at all. and they won the war by themselves. but anyway, facts, facts , anyway, whatever facts, facts, fact that just reminds me about 2008, when he used to finish every sort of sentence with facts . all right, dated. no, facts. all right, i'm dated. no, no , i'm this modern facts. all right, i'm dated. no, no , i'm this modem to me. no no no, i'm this modem to me. but uh, look, i don't know what he's going to do because what he's going to do because what he's got is now he's got he's got an electorate. he's got a constituency within the usa that is driven by the woke and progressive agenda , which have

progressive agenda, which have decided that israel is bad without any real education on the matter. israel bad, hamas terrorist . that's good. okay. terrorist. that's good. okay. that's the decision they've made. he needs to galvanise that lot to win the next election . lot to win the next election. trump is just going to play through that. no worries whatsoever . he won't even have whatsoever. he won't even have to commit to anything . he might to commit to anything. he might even turn around and say he's going to pull all the money out. and that would probably win the vote, are lot vote, because there are a lot of people within people on the right within america see it as a america who just see it as a waste in the way waste of money. in the same way they ukraine. they see ukraine. sorry, i disagree that. the disagree with that. the right don't it a of don't see it as a waste of money, the right are particularly, uh, pro—israel and money, the right are particuhasr, uh, pro—israel and money, the right are particu has been pro—israel and money, the right are particuhas been pro—israel .nd trump has been pro—israel. >> to be to him. >> to be fair to him. >> to be fair to him. >> um , the issue minnesota >> um, the issue is minnesota has a massive muslim population . has a massive muslim population. in, um, they did a sort of no vote last week during the, um , vote last week during the, um, in the election. and sort of like 100,000 people. and that could decide the next election. of course . uh, but all of this of course. uh, but all of this is moot because it doesn't matter what biden says. it matters only what netanyahu says

as the leader of israel and what their intention is. and if they're not getting the hostages back, if israel is not, if hamas is not defeated, they will continue to fight. it's a war for israel. >> israel's population , even >> israel's population, even with a huge amount of discrepancy in terms of output and how they think you should do it. >> they are fighting an existential war. hamas to existential war. hamas need to go and that will ultimately be what happens. you know , and what happens. you know, and ceasefire or not. and we'll you know. >> yeah. well i suppose you could say that biden will get the votes for what he says, and the votes for what he says, and the same that labour will get the same that labour will get the what they say. the vote for what they say. >> can say whatever >> really, they can say whatever they about what >> exactly. it's not about what actually me deal >> it doesn't matter. and also it matter. get a deal. it doesn't matter. get a deal. and hamas keep on walking away. uh, table. know uh, from the table. they know really and they really their time is up and they but things like my socks but he says things like my socks are to and what is my are talking to me and what is my name are talking to me and what is my narthat's okay. good yeah. good. >> that's okay. good yeah. good. i'm going to get that tattooed . i'm going to get that tattooed. we've made halfway. stay we've made it halfway. stay tuned . as we discuss diversity tuned. as we discuss diversity in and more diversity in the

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next. welcome back to headliners to the telegraph. paul and man secretly filming in ladies . loo secretly filming in ladies. loo says he's female because that would make the filming okay crack on. >> so unusual. he was . it is >> so unusual. he was. it is unusual to read a story about myself, jake, jake rowling or rowling. sorry says it's happened again . a man caught happened again. a man caught filming in the toilets identifies as a woman. so this is the author. obviously, we all know her, uh, shared news via her social media. this was on x this week. i saw it myself. that thing, that that thing only evil, nasty bigots claim happens. that never happens , has happens. that never happens, has happened again , steve. and of happened again, steve. and of course he's referring to the curtis mawson who's 22. god bless him . uh, and carried out a bless him. uh, and carried out a secret recording in public conveniences and told police he

considered himself female . i bet considered himself female. i bet he did. but of course, the funniest thing about this is what happened when they walked into loo and caught him into the loo and caught him doing a female doing it. he feigned a female accent said, i'm just accent and just said, i'm just chilling , just chilling. and chilling out, just chilling. and like, we all would. >> yeah, because that's why people go the toilet to chill people go to the toilet to chill out. chilling with a with out. just chilling with a with loads gear. the loads of camera gear. yeah. the reason clearly caught out reason he was clearly caught out is was in the toilet is because he was in the toilet on his own. and we know on his own. and we all know women pairs, so clearly he women go in pairs, so clearly he didn't do his research. he didn't do his research. he he filmed watched. >> well, is a woman, uh, >> well, he is a woman, uh, because identifies one because he identifies as one steve. a steve. so uh, please go on a learning journey . learning journey. >> yeah, i'll do the >> thank you. yeah, i'll do the work, but but you know her work, but but but you know her point is it's not saying point is that it's not saying that all trans women in are, um, you know , sex pests. you know, sex pests. >> or in this, you know. no, it's true. all this stuff. so you know, he's, by the way, he's a roman . he's sexually assaulted a roman. he's sexually assaulted a roman. he's sexually assaulted a tourist. you i know it's a tourist. you know, i know it's somewhat his stupid , somewhat funny with his stupid, just chilling but he was just chilling thing, but he was a l just chilling thing, but he was a , right? and uh, it the a roman, right? and uh, it the point is, it's opening a loophole that will be exploited

by bad people. and that's why we have these women only spaces in the first place. and when people like jk rowling came out and said, look, we're just we just want spaces safe. want to keep these spaces safe. we're know, all these we're not, you know, all these other you're other people went, you're bigots, you just bigots, you're hateful. you just don't. it turns out, guess don't. and it turns out, guess what? exact the thing that what? the exact the thing that these feminists called out is happening has happened many times and is happening. times and is still happening. and is the question, isn't and this is the question, isn't it? there's always to and this is the question, isn't it? fro there's always to and this is the question, isn't it? fro a there's always to and this is the question, isn't it? fro a counter�*s always to and this is the question, isn't it? fro a counter argument. to and fro a counter argument. you just counter argument just put the counter argument before your own point before you made your own point and the debate and that is that the debate should be it should be transparent should ask transparent and we should ask them in return transparent . i them in return transparent. i didn't even think of it, but we should ask in return, how many perverts okay to have in perverts is it? okay to have in women's loos? because essentially that's what you're going with. if going to have to live with. if you there are women , only you say there are no women, only spaces , then you are going to spaces, then you are going to have to put up with dirty little men, men, in this case, men, young men, in this case, um, just chilling in their toilets . and i, for one, i don't toilets. and i, for one, i don't think any is good and i, i feel i want to i want to do some chilling . this story is messing

chilling. this story is messing with my tummy a little bit. >> let's crack on to the daily mail. josh google's ai is so woke it's already replacing some of the jobs of guardian journalists. >> very good. yeah, go google's gemini ai says women can have penises and deadnaming a trans person is as harmful as releasing a deadly virus on the world. so there were lots of , world. so there were lots of, uh, laughter last week as people tried to get the google ai image, uh, to create, uh, white people and it just sort of refused to do it and made black nazis and black native americans and whatever. uh, but and they've shut that down as they kind of deprive programming. there was obviously, obviously wokery going into the actual programming, wokery going into the actual programming , but they've programming, but they've left the up and the chatbot the chatbot up and the chatbot is bad , uh, if not worse. and is as bad, uh, if not worse. and it's saying that. yeah. as it says, deadnaming a trans person, i.e. calling trans person by i.e. calling a trans person by their would be their previous identity would be a as bad as, um , you know, a as bad as, um, you know, unleashing a pandemic on the world and many other ridiculous, stupid answers that just shows that all of this ai stuff is

influenced by humans and human beings in this case, working at google very consciously , very google very consciously, very proudly said that this is exactly what we're going to do. we're going to create this woke ai, and of course, this woke ai is basically sort of pushing forward , um, paedophilia and, forward, um, paedophilia and, and, and just being an idiot. >> there we go. i mean, a lot of ai isn't programmed. it's trained. we this discussion , trained. we had this discussion, didn't we? trained. we had this discussion, did yeah. ? trained. we had this discussion, did yeah. in the green room at >> yeah. in the green room at a comedy littlehampton on comedy club in littlehampton on friday night. >> because it says >> and if you because it says here like answers here it looks like the answers are done specifically avoid are done specifically to avoid any left , any pushback from the left, that's what the internet is probably it . don't probably taught it. don't say that cancelled. so that you'll get cancelled. so maybe just trying to maybe gemini is just trying to not cancelled. maybe gemini is just trying to not maybe 1celled. maybe gemini is just trying to not maybe 1celithing that confuses >> maybe the thing that confuses slightly is all these slightly about this is all these learning do need to learning programs do need to have been taught how to learn or are based from which they can learn. so that's got human interaction. and at that point , interaction. and at that point, uh, in its inception, you , you uh, in its inception, you, you can you can kind of set the path

of its journey. i would imagine. i don't know, it's been a long time since i've done any programming and i've never programmed ai, but you know, programmed any ai, but you know, all the time humour is involved, you are going to get a political slant because they , the slant because they, the companies very well known in california for being very much on the ultra left, the woke of the left. so this is why you end up stuff. this why up with this stuff. this is why it's fodder it's been great fodder for us for a week or two. however, hopefully if it's a learning program, learn not to be program, it will learn not to be so they should watch so stupid. they should watch some show. some of this show. >> yeah. it. retraining. >> yeah. that's it. retraining. well, though they might be trying for trying to over correct for what happened like ten years ago and microsoft chatbot microsoft launched a chatbot on twitter and they had to cancel it 24 hours later because it had already full nazi. it 24 hours later because it had alwasy full nazi. it 24 hours later because it had alwas trying full nazi. it 24 hours later because it had alwas trying to full nazi. it 24 hours later because it had alwas trying to kill full nazi. it 24 hours later because it had alwas trying to kill people. i. it was trying to kill people. >> so if you just without any maybe i probably would prefer a woke ai maybe i probably would prefer a woke al to a knife. yeah >> easier to ignore. >> easier to ignore. >> to be fair, i'd be like okay, yeah, men don't have women don't have i think have penises. yeah, i think whatever don't whatever you please don't kill me. daily mail now. and >> uh, the daily mail now. and it's been ages since we've had hate about covid.

hate tweets about covid. let's go retro . yeah, yeah, i did go retro. yeah, yeah, i did scientist self—censor during covid. >> uh, lockdown. critics had considered tacit support, but many stayed silent amid fears it could damage their careers. and i think that's demonstrably, demonstrably true. now isn't it? we've been able to look back only those asked said they only 6% of those asked said they thought china had been open and transparent . and of course, the transparent. and of course, the idea of saying that , you know, idea of saying that, you know, four years ago this month would have got you in a lot of trouble. the idea of bringing china the discussion china into the discussion would have of trouble. have got you a lot of trouble. so covid me was when we so covid for me was when we learned just fallible learned just how fallible science can be, because, again, it should . science should just it should. science should just dealin it should. science should just deal in binaries. really. facts only trues and falses. and i know there's a lot of nuance in between that. and also know who i'm talking to about science . i'm talking to about science. >> so standard deviation in measurements, the only way that you to be true. you prove anything to be true. >> yeah. okay. so absolute. so i get weren't dealing get that. but we weren't dealing in fact when we were talking about because there was about this because there was such of the politic

such an element of the politic about it and it lent it lent and for good reasons in some cases, i think the tactic i think people were scared at first and be the tactic at first, was to let them remain scared because it was a good way to control them, essentially for their own good. very quickly good. but very quickly people woke and thought, i don't woke up and thought, i don't like being controlled this like being controlled in this way. to be treated as way. we want to be treated as adults. but as adults. what's going on? but as you problem is for you said, the problem is for their good turned to be their own good turned out to be not for their own good. and this is example cowardice is a prime example of cowardice amongst the academics here. as it they stayed silent for it says, they stayed silent for fear damage their fear it could damage their careers. well, their cowardice damaged. i believe this country we, uh. and this just shows why you have to stand up. you have to be able to talk about this stuff as we do, because then the bullies who come forward and say, try to people's say, who try to ruin people's careers their then are careers and did their then are showed to be powerless. you know, one of the statistics here is 120,000 people died . it's is 120,000 people died. it's from not having their surgeries in time. now i know. and there

saying that 250,000 i think died of covid as opposed to with covid and whatnot. um, this stuff wasn't debated properly. no and it should have been . and no and it should have been. and if anything like this ever happens again, things like, you know, we have a generation who have been of school children who are going to be behind arguably possibly forever . it's going to possibly forever. it's going to affect the whole country and it just shows not being able to communicate, not being to communicate, not being able to talk through being talk this stuff through being shut fear of being shut down, the fear of being shut down, the fear of being shut us all. shut down hurts us all. >> just the thing that bothers me about this story and all stories all conversations stories and all conversations about is that we end up about it, is that we end up blaming we're wrong about it, is that we end up bl.do ng we're wrong about it, is that we end up bl.do so. we're wrong about it, is that we end up bl.do so. we we're wrong about it, is that we end up bl.do so. we should we're wrong about it, is that we end up bl.do so. we should w> not forget, >> and also, let's not forget,

you're scientist anymore. you're not a scientist anymore. if have your funding, if you don't have your funding, you a guy in your you are just a guy in your shed with of tubes. with a load of tubes. >> so so true man, oh, >> so if you so true man, oh, that close to home. that hits close to home. >> so if you take away their funding, you if funding, which you will do if you're you don't fill you're not, if you don't fill a fulfil party line, then fulfil the party line, then you're you? fulfil the party line, then you'rgot you? fulfil the party line, then you'rgot a you? fulfil the party line, then you'rgot a lovely you? fulfil the party line, then you'rgot a lovely shed. you? fulfil the party line, then you'rgot a lovely shed. the? >> i got a lovely shed. the daily josh mi6 are daily mail, josh and mi6 are looking diversity hires, looking for diversity hires, although blend in although to blend in inconspicuously in foreign countries, they might countries, so they might be on to yeah yes, they countries, so they might be on to well yeah yes, they countries, so they might be on to well be yeah yes, they countries, so they might be on to well be mi6 yes, they countries, so they might be on to well be mi6 .ies, they might well be mi6. >> new diversity drive to , uh, >> new diversity drive to, uh, black and asian spies from backgrounds to launch this week with god , they used it with oh my god, they used it bame we still use. i bame directors. we still use. i thought word was offensive thought that word was offensive now. yeah, i thought black and middle directors, uh, to middle eastern directors, uh, to give interviews on bbc radio in an agency first. uh, so of course, the image of james bond, that's what some people think. >> but yes, of course, james bond to slightly stick bond is going to slightly stick out like sore in certain out like a sore thumb in certain environments . environments. >> so it totally makes sense to , >> so it totally makes sense to, to, uh, to hire people from a multitude of backgrounds and also to do, uh, as much as it does to balance it with hiring the best people for the job. uh,

so there's nothing wrong with this. and doing sort of targeting advert that's how you bnngin targeting advert that's how you bring in this this necessary arguably diverse worse, uh, workforce. the of course the issues become when it and we've seen this with the royal air force where they try and go we're going to increase our diversity figures. we're going to hire less um, able people over because we want a largely white people. they were pointing out at first, weren't they? the raf? yeah, i think all of this is good, by the way, as long as in that equation for choosing is meritocracy . but on all on all meritocracy. but on all on all counts , of course you need counts, of course you need people from all backgrounds as spies . you know, if you're if spies. you know, if you're if you're trying to infiltrate a dodgy mosque, you don't want someone like me turning up, trying to figure out where to put shoes. so i of course, we put my shoes. so i of course, we need these things . lovely. need these things. lovely. >> i just one section left to go. stay tuned for how hug go. stay tuned for how to hug women, cheap women, how to have cheap pastimes, buying a round pastimes, and how buying a round is triggering. and that's why i

never it. that's my excuse. never do it. that's my excuse. anyway, minute

welcome back to headliners to the express . josh and i just the express. josh and i just need to say we're about to talk about trigger warnings. if you find to find such things to be upsetting, look away now. yeah. >> this is this will do it now, students say buying pints in a pi. >> uh, so let me read that one more time. it's triggering my illiteracy. it's not love positions. now, students say buying mates a pint in the pub could be triggering in woke madness. it's the word mates threw me off. uh, through just lack of what is my lack of mates, lack of are these mates? >> what is this round? >> what is this round? >> you talk of ? why would >> you talk of? why would anybody get it round for strangers? this is madness . strangers? this is madness. yeah. so yeah, this is, uh , this yeah. so yeah, this is, uh, this is an online report. there's a report about how the university of manchester undergraduates, uh

, there's a course about managing their money. and there was a warning before the course saying, oh, you know, if you here's a suicide helpline and some counselling advice and whatnot. so it's it is ridiculous. obviously, it ties into the wider movement of these, these kind of trade microaggressions and triggering and whatnot. uh, which is uh, essentially making our uni students to be out to be these, these snowflake generation, which is the. >> yeah, yeah. could you imagine , though, if you're in a lecture and they say you can leave now, we're going to tell you we are talking about buying a round. no one's going to drink one's ever going to drink with you again. one's ever going to drink with you peoplegain. one's ever going to drink with you people who would loved >> people who would have loved to years ago. to have had this 20 years ago. it's absolute horse sausage, isn't mean , i've never isn't it? i mean, i've never thought that national service is needed more than now. and and i do sound like a boomer gammon when course when i say that. of course i know. but mike is buying a round is a microaggression on. well, it depends when in the evening it depends when in the evening it is because it definitely gets to a point where you know, when

you're in the third time round and then it's like, wait a minute, the pubs closing and there's i'm going get there's no way i'm going to get all the back around to me all the way back around to me again don't talk again. i'm just we don't talk about regression . and about mega regression. and enough, is because this enough, i think, is because this sort of if you just. yeah. sort of thing if you just. yeah. yeah. just you yeah. exactly if you just if you just some people think the technique is stay at the back just some people think the tech around; stay at the back just some people think the tech around so stay at the back just some people think the tech around so youy at the back just some people think the techaround so you neverie back just some people think the tech around so you never have:k and around so you never have to get it's not. buy get one. of course it's not. buy the when in, the first one when you get in, take the hit. always take the hit. you always remember buying the first one thing. get in thing. you you got to get in there they're sober and be there when they're sober and be like, guys, this is our like, hey guys, this is our first round. everybody. first round. look everybody. i buy round . i totally agree buy a round. i totally agree with literally race down with you. i literally race down the to get that first the road to get that first round, tweet about it. round, then tweet about it. >> yeah. the times paul the cost of living crisis means that many of living crisis means that many of us have had to give up our pastimes, me pastimes, which is good for me because mine was because apparently mine was going blind. going to make me go blind. >> hahahahahahahaha watching >> hahahahahahahaha me watching you me go blind. you did make me go blind. uh, who afford a hobby these who can afford a hobby these days? the times why days? asked the times why pastimes are a thing of the past. now, uh , because this is past. now, uh, because this is in the times. it reads like it's, you know, a blog or somebody's diary. says things somebody's diary. it says things like music lessons, gyms

like with music lessons, gyms and horse riding. many are having to make do with free activities such as running instead. are, i mean, are you are you having me on? i mean, i mean, you can oh, there's so many things you can do that are i mean, we all essentially get paid to do our hobby. we all when you start out in stand up comedy , you do not get paid for comedy, you do not get paid for years. you just tramp around, trample around the country doing it. and then someone says , it. and then someone says, you're getting good enough to get about year get paid. now at about year four. then you go and then four. and then you go and then you go. all right. sorry for you. 12. yeah but you know, you. year 12. yeah but you know, i'm by the way, this is written from the third person from a lady called camille christen. she horse riding was always she says horse riding was always a passion for camille christen. her family owned a pony when she was growing up. her name ever. isn't it? >> camille christen? >> camille christen? >> uh, when she was >> exactly. uh, when she was growing up in brittany. now i know it could be more horsey if it's middle it's a middle name. >> the only way. >> was the only way. >> was the only way. >> i mean, this is just. this is a very middle class problem

here, and not all people that ride horses are middle class by the way. there are people out there that own animals that aren't, but yeah, exactly . but aren't, but yeah, exactly. but the idea that of course people, community, they love a horse, they do love a horse, and i love them as well. if you're watching, thank you. apart from that you nick, mike, we try that time you nick, mike, we try and another story. that time you nick, mike, we try anci'm another story. that time you nick, mike, we try anci'm justiother story. that time you nick, mike, we try anci'm just thinking, ry. that time you nick, mike, we try anci'm just thinking, yeah, >> i'm just thinking, yeah, go go times . paul. it's go go go go times. paul. it's official. women benefit from hugs, i shouldn't hugs, which is why i shouldn't be running formula one. >> you're on this one. women of all hugs are all ages who receive hugs are more satisfied with more likely to be satisfied with their study shows. more likely to be satisfied with their a study shows. more likely to be satisfied with their a classic study shows. more likely to be satisfied with their a classic chicken shows. more likely to be satisfied with their a classic chicken and/s. this is a classic chicken and the situation where if the egg situation where if basically women who are touched more feel more attractive, i would say that women who are more attractive for touch, more . more attractive for touch, more. also, if you do it in a swimming pool also, if you do it in a swimming pool, people don't like it. i'm just going to put that out there. there are obe people out there. there are obe people out there i didn't there now thinking i didn't realise swimming realise that they'll go swimming tomorrow and start some tomorrow and start hugging some of that's of the other swimmers. that's why lost hobby. why you lost your hobby. >> why can't. >> that's why you can't. >> that's why you can't. >> can't afford my >> i'm not. i can't afford my hobby. i'm banned from doing it. banned the lido.

banned from the lido. >> never mind. well, we've learnt the show is learnt a lot today. the show is nearly let's take nearly over. so let's take another quick at monday's another quick look at monday's front pages . the daily mail goes front pages. the daily mail goes with cash for care, jobs, visa scam . the telegraph says police scam. the telegraph says police solve no burglaries in half of country. the times hunt looks for 9 billion to balance his budget . the for 9 billion to balance his budget. the guardian goes for 9 billion to balance his budget . the guardian goes with budget. the guardian goes with budget. the guardian goes with budget plans risk forcing uk into second lost decade. hunt warned in the i hunt fuels tory jitters of election budget light of tax cuts and the daily star goes with the big mac daddy, that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, josh howie and paul cox. josh will return tomorrow with simon evans . what happened over there? leo? curse you're watching at five. stay tuned for breakfast. and until . are you all right with until. are you all right with the haircut? have you been touching him again? until the next one. have a good one. bye . next one. have a good one. bye. >> that warm feeling inside died from boxt boilers . sponsors of from boxt boilers. sponsors of

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parts of england will stay dry for much of the day. plenty of sunny spells here and the winds coming in from the south, temperatures lifting a little higher the weekend highs higher than the weekend highs around 12 in the best of around 12 celsius in the best of any brighter weather in the south, then into tuesday, weather systems start to clear away. we're left with a legacy of showers across some western areas , but there'll be plenty of areas, but there'll be plenty of sunny spells through the day. 1 or 2 of the showers could be on the heavy side the next few days. it largely remains dry. there'll or sunny there'll be some bright or sunny spells at times. temperatures above things above average looks like things are heating up boxt boiler as sponsors of weather on

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