. transport across russia. transport secretary mark harper says rishi sunak will lead the tories into the next election. senior conservatives have been attempting to downplay claims of attempting to downplay claims of a tory plot to replace the prime minister with penny mordaunt. it would mean a fourth leader of the party in just five years, mr harper says unlike labour, the conservatives do a plan to conservatives do have a plan to deliver for the country. >> we've got to show them by the time of the election two things we've got to show them that we've got to show them that we've got to show them that we've got a plan. the plan is working and it's delivering for them, and i think we can see that it them, and i think we can see thatitis them, and i think we can see that it is on inflation and on taxes. we've also then got to show them that the party show them that the labour party doesn't plan and will be doesn't have a plan and will be a big risk. for example, we know the party wants to spend the labour party wants to spend £28 their plan . £28 billion on their green plan. they've hidden the price tag now, but they don't know how to pay now, but they don't know how to pay for it. that would mean taxes going up. >> good news for motorists. the m25 in surrey reopened eight hours ahead of schedule after a

weekend of driver disruption. work began on friday to demolish a bridge and install a new gantry, leading to miles of tailbacks in surrey. it was the motorway's first daytime closure since it opened in 1986. one person has been arrested for tragedy, chanting following manchester united's fa cup victory over liverpool at old trafford. a number of home supporters in the stretford end were heard chanting murderers and always the victims towards liverpool fans, with the singing audible to the tv audience. the fa condemned the chanting and has vowed to liaise with police. manchester united won the game four three after extra time . four three after extra time. tributes have been paid to steve harley, the cockney rebel frontman who has died at the age of 73. come up and see me to make me smile. of 73. come up and see me to make me smile . the singer, best make me smile. the singer, best known for the 1970s hit make me smile, had to pause his tour last month to have treatment for

cancen last month to have treatment for cancer. rod stewart says he's absolutely devastated. duran duran's john taylor thanked steve harley for the good vibes. his family, in a statement said his heart exuded only core elements passion, kindness , elements passion, kindness, generosity and much more in abundance . and revellers have abundance. and revellers have been gathering in cities around the world to celebrate saint patrick's day in belfast. thousands of people turned out to watch a noisy and colourful procession in the city centre, and no shortage of shamrocks , and no shortage of shamrocks, music and leprechauns in dublin, where locals , usually where locals, usually accompanied by a clinking bag, vie with tourists along o'connell street to watch the annual parade. the largest ever this year, according to organisers. but no one celebrates being irish quite like the americans and chicago has geared up for the traditional parades, with the city's river being dyed green. as always . for the latest as always. for the latest stories, you can sign up to gb news alerts. scan the qr code on your screen or go to our website. now it's time for

headliners . headliners. >> thank you. aaron. hello and welcome to headliners you run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm leo kearse and tonight i'm joined by paul cox. the people's gaman in making his headliners debut. it's adam koumas who doesn't have a nickname yet. >> yeah yeah yeah i'm going with the coin of massive. that's what i'm presenting. croydon. croydon >> massive. yeah yeah yeah. nice one. >> that's a i was going to stick. yeah. good for the next you know 13 years. yeah i'm happy. i'm you know 13 years. yeah i'm happy- i'm happy you know 13 years. yeah i'm happy. i'm happy with that man. born bred. born bred . born and bred. born and bred. well those are the nicknames that we. have a look at that we. let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. the daily sunak daily mail leads with sunak allies. at penny mordaunt. allies. rage at penny mordaunt. the times has. this is our bounce back year, sunak tells critics rather optimistically . critics rather optimistically. the guardian has. watchdog condemns nhs culture of cover

ups.the condemns nhs culture of cover ups. the express says tory mps plot to topple rishi is just self—indulgence . the i news has self—indulgence. the i news has revealed. top secret uk military system still managed by fujitsu . system still managed by fujitsu. and finally, the daily star has easter a booster and those were front pages . and let's have front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the sun poll. yeah, sorry . poll. yeah, sorry. >> just compose myself after that. leo at kate outdoors , that. leo at kate outdoors, which i think is a play on the great outdoors. >> so, happy and healthy princess kate spotted out and about for the first time since surgery as she visits a farm shop with wills. so the sightings come when you see wills , you don't mean. wills, you don't mean. >> i mean, this is. this could add to the conspiracy theory. they're preparing legal documents. >> it's just what.7 the paper and of course, call william. >> it's just what.7 the paper and of cou1so, call william. >> it's just what.7 the paper and of cou1so this call william. >> it's just what.7 the paper and of cou1so this cal|wasn'tm. right, so this is. she wasn't carrying a will. yeah, yeah, that would be. >> she's been on the internet.

she's read some of the things that have been that people have been speculating what speculating about. what might have, to have, might have happened to her. so decided to, you her. so she's decided to, you know, ready in case know, just get ready in case they're right. >> it here first, >> you hear it here first, peeps, sightings come amid peeps, the sightings come amid wild leo, and wild speculation, leo, and gossip a house and the gossip about a house and the whereabouts which left the royal couple devastated . i mean, i'm couple devastated. i mean, i'm shocked because i did see a guy called trevor on tiktok say he was living on the moon, and was now living on the moon, and i very surprised to see her i was very surprised to see her out and about today. and she's on cover and it says, on the front cover and it says, she's on the mend. kate seen in autumn, made two trips to the weekend. now, we had this discussion . leo i have no idea discussion. leo i have no idea what that we believe it what that means. we believe it might the colour her might mean the colour of her blazer, adam, you say blazer, but, adam, would you say that's coloured blazer? >> i wouldn't have i don't have any idea. i'd say it's red. yeah, that's red to me. yeah, yeah, it looks red to me. and were you following all the all the with the photo shop? the farrago with the photo shop? yeah. does hadn't been yeah. yeah. does she hadn't been seen for a while . seen in public for a while. yeah. so them to then yeah. so for them to then release photoshopped image , release this photoshopped image, which apparently been photoshopped which apparently been phot(a�*|opped which apparently been phot(a composite of several

from a composite of several images, according to some youtube i watched. youtube videos that i watched. yeah >> well, she. yeah, because she, she, said she did the she, she said she did the photoshopping herself i think didn't she, she did like a bit of and i think got of that. and i think she got a lot of stick for it. i think like you know, she's no different instagram different from any instagram influencer. different from any instagram influeniphotoshopping long on and photoshopping it as long as didn't have like as the kids didn't have like emojis the eyes stuff. emojis for the eyes and stuff. i thought, yeah, she's got a bit of but, you know, yeah, it's >> but, you know, yeah, it's good see somebody, a good to see somebody, even a royal side hustle royal can have a side hustle that's getting involved that's exactly getting involved in side hustle. >> i mean, she did she didn't blame anyone else. she just said, it. yeah, yeah. said, i did it. yeah, yeah. sorry. you have feel sorry. yeah. you have to feel sorry. i think this i never understand. never truly understand. i've never truly understood this story. right lady to lady is unwell, needs time to recuperate. then recuperate. yeah. and then there's other stuff. there's all this other stuff. you've on tiktok, you've got big trev on tiktok, and the moon. she and she lives on the moon. she only lives on cheese now. and. and thoroughly i did and which i thoroughly i did believe and i am i'm believe as well. and i am i'm going to dm trev when i get going to dm big trev when i get home and look trev, home tonight and say look trev, what this? what on earth is this? >> don't know, i think big >> i don't know, i think big trevor's got point. think, trevor's got a point. i think, you we pay for the royals. you know, we pay for the royals. the they is put the least they could do is put live streaming cameras 24 hours the least they could do is put live stinaming cameras 24 hours

the least they could do is put live stin their| cameras 24 hours the least they could do is put live stin their hospital; 24 hours the least they could do is put live stin their hospital rooms,jrs a day in their hospital rooms, 100. that'd to see. 100. that'd be nice to see. moving news, adam, moving on to the eye news, adam, what have they got? >> yeah, the news, it's >> so, yeah, the eye news, it's been revealed top secret uk been revealed that top secret uk military have been military systems have still been managed, they're being managed, and they're still being managed, and they're still being managed this is managed by fujitsu. so this is the the it giant is the news that the it giant is the news that the it giant is the one that's been at the centre post office. centre of the post office. horizon. horizon scandal is still highly still managing a highly classified british military computer system. so this is obviously really interesting news. i mean, i was unaware of this, and i think the idea that the giant fujitsu is the japanese giant fujitsu is embedded military is yes, embedded in our military is yes, it's crazy to hear, you know. yeah, yeah, yeah. although in fujitsu's defence sort of pronounce them using the english i forgot. >> i don't understand unless you use the right terminology, phrasing i don't understand. >> defence. so fujitsu >> and the defence. so fujitsu uk, they took over an existing uk, they took over an existing uk company which was i think it was called international computers limited, which was basically a, a state run basically like a, a state run amstrad. so, so terrible in two ways. then, you know, i mean, so, they inherited this, this terrible lumpen, british company and that's where a lot of the problems have come from. you know, if you look at japanese

tech, it's, you know, usually a lot and slicker. has lot sharper and slicker. has anybody got a playstation anybody who's got a playstation five they've names five and they've got cool names like fujitsu not, you know, like fujitsu and not, you know, big computers limited. like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. computers limited. like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. whateverters limited. like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. whatever they imited. like fujitsu and not, you know, bigyeah. whatever they were d. >> yeah. whatever they were called previously. >> you like to another >> would you like to see another japanese company and japanese company come in and take toshiba or take over? maybe toshiba or mitsubishi? >> i. >> i. >> adam, please. >> adam, please. >> no, no, i think i think it's really i think it's really interesting. there is when i, when i found out that they were involved, there was a part of me that did die because you think of like fujitsu you of like fujitsu as, like, you know, compact camera. as know, a cute compact camera. as one cameras i got one of the cameras i got was a fujitsu, and then you realise they're involved in like british military like it's military and it's like it's the same thing you about same thing when you hear about samsung, oh, it's samsung, you think, oh, it's just korean just like an innocent korean company. and then you go, oh, they make tanks. you're they also make tanks. and you're like, yeah, of course. like, oh okay. yeah, of course. >> a lot of our mod >> and a lot of our mod contracts rely heavily on third party they contracts rely heavily on third party be. they contracts rely heavily on third party be. you they contracts rely heavily on third party be. you know they contracts rely heavily on third party be. you know what? we might be. and you know what? we couldn't them. couldn't just extract them. i know came out this know this story came out this yean know this story came out this year, but there's no way they could extracted time. could be extracted in that time. it would take years. there'd be literally us for the last it would take years. there'd be literalwe us for the last it would take years. there'd be literalwe got. us for the last it would take years. there'd be liteyeah, got. us for the last it would take years. there'd be liteyeah, well,us for the last it would take years. there'd be liteyeah, well,us for god ast >> yeah, well, thank god we

weren't dependent russian >> yeah, well, thank god we weren'well,3ndent russian >> yeah, well, thank god we weren'well, you nt russian >> yeah, well, thank god we weren'well, you know, russian >> yeah, well, thank god we weren'well, you know, eueurope tanks. well, you know, if europe had relied on russia as a suppuer had relied on russia as a supplier of tanks, that would have a terrible mistake. have been a terrible mistake. i mean, was a terrible mean, it was already a terrible mistake be dependent mistake to be dependent on russia oil, russia for gas and oil and oil, but yeah, that's at but yeah, that's, that's at least a is a friendly least japan is a is a friendly country. moving on the country. moving on to the express henri paul. what have they got on front cover? they got on the front cover? >> mps plot to topple rishi >> tory mps plot to topple rishi is just self—indulgence. and this mcvey. a this is esther mcvey. a colleague of ours insists the overwhelming majority of the conservative mps support rishi sunak and want to end this leadership positioning . and this leadership positioning. and this comes from esther, who we've met. i've met here. she's a lovely person and she's quite clearly standing behind rishi sunak here. she's saying she's the common sense minister, which i always find quite amusing. i mean, what does that mean in 2024? tweet me. what does that mean in 2024? >> do need a common sense, minister. >> that's a good point. >> that's a good point. >> actually, it makes a lot of sense. >> ? fair, we $— ? fair, we don't see >> to be fair, we don't see enough of her. literally enough of her. she's literally every pop up and eve ry 90 da . y sh e' d just p o p u p an d every day she'd just pop up and go. for common go. and now for the common sense. but clearly sense. yeah but quite clearly she's she a cabinet minister,

she's she as a cabinet minister, is standing behind rishi, as are a other people , a number of other people, another cabinet, a lot of them have got knives in their hands. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> or their back. yes, i >> or in their back. yes, i support i support rishi and. >> yeah. adam, this seems ridiculous . the >> yeah. adam, this seems ridiculous. the idea that it was floated last week that penny mordaunt could come in, she actually had a big, a big sword. she could if they want to seize her, rishi, that would be. i mean, you'd only sword mean, you'd only need one sword for that. like for that. it's not like everybody in senate would everybody in the senate would have a go. but but. so have to have a go. but but. so they were going to replace rishi with but it seems with penny morton. but it seems it ridiculous. we're in it seems ridiculous. we're in this are in this this or the tories are in this mess. yeah. because they keep replacing their leaders every two replacing their leaders every ton just it's just like >> i just it's, it's just like groundhog day . like just the groundhog day. like just the amount of the amount of sort of prime we've gone prime ministers we've gone through last sort of through in the last sort of yeah through in the last sort of year. just seems year. it just seems crazy. i mean, like, think know mean, like, i think we all know where election where maybe the election might take end of the take a turn at the end of the yeah take a turn at the end of the year. why not? let's have year. so why not? let's have let's get seven in. let's get seven more in. >> there's nothing there's nothing left to lose. >> so let's everyone a go >> so let's everyone have a go at the country. i want at leading the country. i want to get on that some point.

yeah. >> there are some people don't >> there are some people i don't want a go. just. i want to have a go. it's just. i just want that out there. just want to put that out there. >> it's mandatory. >> it's mandatory. >> mordaunt. no, she's >> penny mordaunt. no, she's from she can do from portsmouth. so she can do no wrong eyes. i can't see no wrong in my eyes. i can't see beyond no wrong in my eyes. i can't see beyyeah. she's she's >> yeah. well yeah she's she's a, statuesque. she's got a, she's statuesque. she's got a big sword. from portsmouth a, she's statuesque. she's got a bthat'srd. from portsmouth a, she's statuesque. she's got a bthat's three from portsmouth a, she's statuesque. she's got a bthat's three boxes�*n portsmouth a, she's statuesque. she's got a bthat's three boxes ticked smouth . that's three boxes ticked right what the right there. finally. what the daily star got on the cover. adam, washout on the easter adam, washout on the way. easter a now, basically, long a booster now, basically, long story it's gonna rain. story short, it's gonna rain. >> well, welcome to the daily star. >> i mean , that's that's what >> i mean, that's that's what i wouldn't expect. anything more from daily star. so that's. yeah, a huge story. >> yeah, is big news. and >> yeah, it is big news. and i think i think should think i think you should probably show more probably show a bit more seriousness than that, adam, because show. because we do on this show. okay? haven't rain before in this. >> this is this is the daily star. there will be boffins right the story. it's right in the story. yes. it's important to remember that. yeah. but this, this yeah. and this. but this, this is old storm. it's 400 is not an old storm. it's 400 miles long. don't how miles long. i don't know how they're measuring that's they're measuring it. that's a hell a tape. and, it's going hell of a tape. and, it's going to us, which means to come from the us, which means it's going to be really fat, loud. >> ell-- >> so it's not just the length, but you're but the girth that you're worried about . worried about. >> it's gonna be girth is

important. she said. >> okay. well that's it >> yeah. okay. well that's it for one. coming up. we've for part one. coming up. we've got warpath . the got trump on the warpath. the irish to migrant camps irish solution to migrant camps and on labour. you

welcome back to headliners with me, leo kearse and the people's game and paul cox and the croydon massive . adam coombes croydon massive. adam coombes kicking things off in this section with the guardian. and trump is channelling his inner genghis khan. could be worse paul genghis khan. could be worse paul. he could be channelling sadiq khan . sadiq khan. >> trump predicts bloodbath if he loses election and claims biden beat obama , joe biden tore biden beat obama, joe biden tore into donald trump's mental stability at a dinner in washington, dc on saturday, just as the former president was making verbal gaffes at a campaign rally in ohio, as well as predicting a bloodbath if he met defeat in november. >> and we actually have a clip

of him saying that at his campaign rally. >> let's have a look then. >> let's have a look then. >> oh, and you're not going to be able to sell those guys if i get elected. >> if i get elected, >> now, if i don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath for the that's going to be the whole that's going to be the least it's going to be least of it. it's going to be a bloodbath for the country. that'll the least it. but that'll be the least of it. but they're going to sell those they're not going to sell those cars. they're building massive factories. mine , he factories. a friend of mine, he just dropped that into just he just dropped that into he obviously about he was obviously talking about car and like, car manufacturing and he's like, oh, did i tell you oh, by the way, did i tell you we're gonna have absolute we're gonna have an absolute civil everybody's gonna die? >> god, i mean, the guardian, by the way, does read like the diary of a vexed teenager. >> yeah. they've tried to spin this in that it's donald trump that has these issues. now. there's lots of things you can label donald trump, but joe biden is the one that talks to his socks, doesn't, thinks mexico's in the middle east, sniffs children. you know , these sniffs children. you know, these things have all been seen. >> well, in fairness, his son sniffs worse things. yes, in the white house. yeah, yeah .

white house. yeah, yeah. >> and the white things, but i mean . yeah. do you think that mean. yeah. do you think that biden has got a leg to stand on here, which is a bit of a dodgy thing to say because he just fall over. yeah. but you know, with, with regards to, i think they're both actually. i mean, biden markedly biden is obviously more markedly and . yeah. you know, and noticeably. yeah. you know, suffering from mental deterioration. but trump well deterioration. but trump as well , he's not a young he's not a spnng , he's not a young he's not a spring chicken anymore. and spring chicken anymore. no. and he's some he's yeah he's making some gaffes. he he was he was gaffes. he said he was he was running barack obama or something. >> yeah. i just love >> yeah. yeah. so i just love the idea that you've got just two old guys who are like two old guys who are just like both moments of both having brief moments of lucidity, then they're lucidity, and then they're just in moment. he's in that moment. they go, he's losing the in that moment. they go, he's losingperson the in that moment. they go, he's losingperson just the in that moment. they go, he's losingperson just wakes the in that moment. they go, he's losingperson just wakes upthe in that moment. they go, he's losingperson just wakes up and other person just wakes up and goes, actually, pretty goes, oh, actually, i'm pretty confident, actually. you're confident, actually. but you're losing just losing your mind. and it's just it's to me. yeah, it's just hilarious to me. yeah, yeah. it'sjust. yeah. it's just. >> and yeah. it'sjust. >> and apparently biden said the same dug out same thing. somebody dug out a clip ago biden clip from years ago of biden saying a similar thing. >> when at those clips >> when you look at those clips from ago, jai jai jai jai from years ago, jai jai jai jai beau biden , joe biden, joe beau biden, joe biden, joe biden, jai , he should be.

biden, jai, he should be. >> he's a sitar player. he's poles having one of these moments i think i am. >> there's nothing wrong with me. >> we'll be losing our minds by the end of the show. >> so he looks so lucid. doesn't he see these big rant scenes made in the 70s and 80s about whatever it might be? and you just think, where's that guy gone? the gone? that guy could win the election. was. gone? that guy could win the ele�*he n. was. gone? that guy could win the ele�*he was was. gone? that guy could win the ele�*he was also ;. gone? that guy could win the ele�*he was also a lot more >> he was also a lot more racist. yeah, no, he's quite progressive walker's progressive in walker's a democrat, but he's forgotten all of it. >> to of it. » to of it. >> to to joe. yeah it >> to be fair to joe. yeah it was okay to racist back then . was okay to be racist back then. >> the, the one thing that i loved about joe biden, it's a really good clip. haven't really good clip. you haven't seen. recommend you watch it. seen. i recommend you watch it. it's clip. just goes, it's a clip. and he just goes, the united of america is the united states of america is a that can summarised the united states of america is a one that can summarised the united states of america is a one theand�*i summarised the united states of america is a one theand thensummarised the united states of america is a one theand then he|marised the united states of america is a one theand then he justised in one word. and then he just goes then just goes bucha. and then he just says jinping mountains says, jinping mountains in the himalayas. and you're like, what? he saying ? what? what was he saying? >> it's like me trying to pronounce japanese company. pronounce a japanese company. anyway, got the telegraph pronounce a japanese company. anyw and got the telegraph pronounce a japanese company. anywand it got the telegraph pronounce a japanese company. anyw and it lookst the telegraph pronounce a japanese company. anywand it looks like telegraph pronounce a japanese company. anyw and it looks like the agraph now, and it looks like the tories strategy of being completely wet and effective socialist milquetoasts has backfired . adam. backfired. adam. >> yes. so this is the story from telegraph. tories are no

longer party of law and order, says 1 in 4 of its voters. so this is the story that 4 in 10 people believe that the conservatives cannot be trusted to crime rates, despite to reduce crime rates, despite the issue being of a historical importance to the tory brand. so yeah, basically just a yeah, this is basically just a tory of, a quarter of tory voters no longer believe that the conservatives party the conservatives are the party of order, and that's of law and order, and that's just not be surprised, just to not be surprised, i guess if think, you know, guess if you think, you know, they're back a lot of they're rolling back a lot of their stance and their tough stance and everything else, nobody seems to know what the tories actually for, this for, stand even going into this election, are even election, people who are even sort of labour, sort of supporters of labour, they're of saying, well, they're sort of saying, well, we know want support know we might want to support laboun know we might want to support labour. even know labour. we don't even know really they stand for. so labour. we don't even know realiisn't they stand for. so labour. we don't even know realiisn't surprising|nd for. so labour. we don't even know realiisn't surprising to for. so labour. we don't even know realiisn't surprising to me. so this isn't surprising to me. this seems to this just makes nobody seems to know on. yeah. know what's going on. yeah. >> paul, the seem to >> and paul, the tories seem to talk i mean, they've had talk tough. i mean, they've had 14 saying, oh yeah, 14 years of saying, oh yeah, we're going going to we're going to we're going to clamp crime. we're going clamp down on crime. we're going to going to the boats. to i'm going to stop the boats. nothing happens. nothing ever happens. >> little >> there's very little conservative tory conservative about the tory party . and that's the party anymore. and that's the problem. their speaks. problem. their history speaks. you , not 13 years, right. you know, not 13 years, right. people keep saying they don't think that we see this on this

channelin think that we see this on this channel in some way. but of course we see it. we live it every day. we're a we're in the society that's being created in the last 13 years, and it is shambolic. all all credibility is there's a huge gap in is lost. there's a huge gap in the political landscape now for someone to step in and become a conservative party and reform . conservative party and reform. i've not heard of them, leo, but i've not heard of them, leo, but i will do my research , yes, of i will do my research, yes, of course, like reform. but unless the tories are going to change dramatically, then we have a labour victory, because i don't think reform, for instance , are think reform, for instance, are going to be able to step up. yeah, we vote differently in a general election. you know, we sort of vote with this historic grandeur. it's labour, it's lib dem, it's the tories. now, unless we culturally change as a bunch of voters, it's probably quite clearly going to be a labour party that although we have seen, i mean, the tribal voting of a few decades ago where people would just be lifelong voters or lifelong labour voters or lifelong labour voters or lifelong tory voters, that is changing. >> and people are becoming much more they're floating between

the probably because the parties, probably because all the parties are pretty much identical. i was i was identical. now. i was i was shocked to see. telegraph shocked to see. the telegraph revealed earlier month that revealed earlier this month that police have failed to solve a single burglary in nearly half of all neighbourhoods in england and last three and wales in the last three years, which is shocking considering the same time considering at the same time the police going after police are now going after people for retweeting a limerick , for example. harry miller was was was. i don't think he was arrested , but he was he was he arrested, but he was he was he was questioned and had a non—crime hate incident, which is, you know, an orwellian terms for something that goes on your record is searchable by hr record and is searchable by hr departments rest of departments and all the rest of it . and, when we're it. and, you know, when we're the got time to, to the police have got time to, to persecute for tweets but persecute people for tweets but not burglaries. someone is seriously wrong at the head of government. >> yeah. very seriously. we we're living in a time now where it's all fantasy island stuff. yeah. you know, people, people make up stuff like, you know, a men's breast milk's delicious. and then and then and then it becomes policy. yeah, well, i

tasted some of yours. >> it is delicious. >> it is delicious. >> sorry. yeah. this was, i would say to my little rashers out there do buy the gammon's milk. it's available at all good, gammon shops. >> yeah. why do you never get pig >> yeah. why do you never get pig milk in the supermarket? anyway? telegraph and anyway? the telegraph now. and it looks the irish it looks like the irish authorities were about authorities were worried about a migrant getting in the way migrant camp getting in the way of paddy's festivities, so of paddy's day festivities, so they up into the they drove them up into the mountains and dumped there. mountains and dumped them there. paul mountains and dumped them there. paul, that's . paul, that's. >> that's policing irish police. clear migrants from campsite in dublin. so around 200 asylum seekers were moved from their camp outside a government office to another site , which was to another tent site, which was up in the dublin mountains and dubun up in the dublin mountains and dublin mountains. sounds beautiful. realise beautiful. i didn't realise there mountains. there were these big mountains. it it does sound cold. >> if i've just arrived from, i don't know, the middle east or something, i not to something, i might not want to go windswept irish mountain go to a windswept irish mountain in . in a tent. >> no, but i would. i'd pay good money. so ireland have become this kind of pin up now, haven't they, for the immigration chaos. and, you know, it doesn't matter where you're it's not where you're from, it's not ireland's problem. a kind ireland's problem. it's a kind of a problem across europe. and

it's a problem across it's obviously a problem across the said this the world. i've said this a thousand this show in thousand times on this show in particular. it doesn't really matter you're or what matter where you're from or what colour skin is or any of colour your skin is or any of those things that can't take those things that you can't take any on the day any control over on the day you're people try and you're born. people try and build communities build build communities and they build it now, when it around an ethos. now, when you successfully build a community you keep adding community and you keep adding external elements that , that external elements to that, that are unfettered, that are different and that are not in tune, you don't end up with a cohesive society or community. and that's the problem we're finding all over the place at the moment. this is happening in ireland quite a lot. people are speaking up about it and ireland are having to do it because they're huge part the eu, they're a huge part of the eu, so they're to accept, so they're having to accept, whatever eu tell them to. whatever the eu tell them to. but that doesn't exempt but that doesn't make us exempt from a massive issue from we've got a massive issue of and trouble is the well, >> and the trouble is the well, in fact, we're in a worse in fact, we're almost in a worse position you know, not position because, you know, not being part of the eu, can't being part of the eu, we can't we can't of bargain we can't sort of bargain with them take them and say, okay, we'll take these going to these ones, but we're going to these ones, but we're going to the option is i think you give money and accept migrants in money and not accept migrants in the don't know if they don't

the i don't know if they i don't know get put know where they get put somewhere in the eu. somewhere else in the eu. >> guess i think i think >> i guess i think the, i think the problem have though, is the problem we have though, is that we no longer have that we, we no longer have identity. if it's a identity. like if it's a traditional if talk traditional identity, if we talk about means to be about what it means to be british or irish or french or whatever, becomes a problem. whatever, it becomes a problem. and then when you chuck the word immigration in that, it immigration in with that, it becomes bigger problem becomes an even bigger problem because something because you're seen as something derogatory . derogatory. >> yeah. well, i mean, there's i mean, traditionally irish mean, traditionally been irish people who are of colour. people who are people of colour. i lynott from thin i mean, phil lynott from thin lizzy a classic example. the lizzy is a classic example. the irish, them to irish, you know, hold them to their but i think we're their hearts, but i think we're seeing this unprecedented level of migration into ireland that's creating all this social conflict. adam. >> yeah . so, i mean, when i was >> yeah. so, i mean, when i was reading the story, one thing i thought was interesting was that saying of saying that the reason, part of the they them saying that the reason, part of th because they them saying that the reason, part of th because the they them saying that the reason, part of th because the original them saying that the reason, part of th because the original site them saying that the reason, part of th because the original site hadn is because the original site had come under criticism for becoming and becoming sort of squalid and have of rubbish strewn have a lot of rubbish strewn around and stench of urine, and they wanted importantly, they wanted a more importantly, make patrick's make way for a saint patrick's day which i imagine day parade, which i imagine would drinking would involve a lot of drinking and rubbish being and a lot of maybe rubbish being thrown and maybe thrown around and maybe hopefully urine. so

hopefully stench and urine. so like that's what i was imagining. >> they could combined the >> they could have combined the two. be great. two. yeah, that'd be great. >> get them all in. >> just get them all in. >> just get them all in. >> together. >> celebrate together. >> celebrate together. >> opportunity. >> missed opportunity. >> missed opportunity. >> interesting that leo >> but it's interesting that leo varadkar the he's the varadkar so he's the he's the irish leader. he he he said that saint who's patron saint patrick who's the patron saint patrick saint of ireland saint patrick was undocumented male migrant was an undocumented male migrant and saint patrick was an and saint patrick was not an undocumented migrant . saint undocumented male migrant. saint padraic was a slave who was taken britain. by, you taken from britain. by, you know, irish, irish slavers to and assume his gender so brazenly like that. >> yeah . is something i take >> yeah. is something i take great issue with. >> he's not having a great week. leo varadkar. so hopefully he's on the way out of the next election. and we've got the times now with good news for anti—semitic, communist morons in you're still going in islington. you're still going to to for you to be able to vote for who you want. jeremy corbyn's running, adam. this is a story adam. yeah. so this is a story that jeremy corbyn will run against labour, leaked email suggests so, yes. the one time party leader has inquired about printing election leaflets and says will continue his work says he will continue his work for north, this story for islington north, this story is quite close actually, is quite close to me, actually, because , living in croydon,

because, living in croydon, there's actually, i believe i've seen a multiple times his brother pierce corbyn handing around leaflets about like anti—vax illness as beau biden. >> isn't he . >> isn't he. >> isn't he. >> yeah, he's it's just old men handing out leaflets trying to stay relevant . on both. in all stay relevant. on both. in all accounts, i'm quite happy with it, honest. i don't know. it, to be honest. i don't know. it was kind interesting, like it was kind of interesting, like saying got, like, the saying that he got, like, the inquiry they were inquiry cost, they were inquiring cost of inquiring about the cost of 40,000 two, 2000 40,000 leaflets, two, 2000 posters, 500 round candidate stickers, i all i got and 500 lawn signs. it's not very eco friendly . friendly. >> maybe maybe it's >> maybe it's maybe it's planning fringe planning an edinburgh fringe show. in show. on my god, stick it in an email. this before in email. we've seen this before in london with ken livingstone, who was of the labour was booted out of the labour party then ran as an party and then ran as an independent candidate mayor party and then ran as an inde got dent candidate mayor party and then ran as an inde got in 1t candidate mayor party and then ran as an indegot in and ndidate mayor party and then ran as an indegot in and then|te mayor party and then ran as an indegot in and then was mayor party and then ran as an indegot in and then was allowed and got in and then was allowed back into the labour party, i believe. is he still in? i'm not even sure it was called red ken, but i think it was for other reasons. >> yeah, but i don't know if he ever into labour ever did go back into labour party. i don't he party. i don't think he did actually. mean, north actually. but i mean, north islington welcome jeremy islington are welcome to jeremy corbyn. for him for, corbyn. they voted for him for, for okay. and if that's for decades. okay. and if that's

who want to vote good who they want to vote for, good on them. haven't got an issue on them. i haven't got an issue with it. the only problem i've ever corbyn is that he ever had with corbyn is that he may in charge of this may have been in charge of this country, i have have country, because i have i have plenty of issues, with, you know, sort of prefect know, his sort of prefect student politics, this, this ideology that, you know, it's all free jam and sandals. no it's not jeremy. >> hamas and hezbollah are our friends. and they come for tea in westminster. and it's like, man, you're literally sowing the seeds of the fall of western civilisation, which is obviously , you know, possibly what a lot of these people want because, i mean, i know corbyn and other people on the, on the far left of the labour party or, you know, they used to be the far know, they used to be on the far left the labour party, have left of the labour party, have strong ties or had ties strong ties or had strong ties to the union. i'm to the soviet union. i'm not going that he's going to say anything that he's going to say anything that he's going but, no, going to sue me over, but, no, i'm sure he'd be happy with that. >> e- e— e fair. look, people >> to be fair. look, people should who they should vote should vote who they should vote for, we there's for, right? okay? we there's lots around george lots of people all around george galloway. you know, diane galloway. yeah. you know, diane abbott. i can't think any bad abbott. i can't think of any bad tory are there any , but, tory mps. are there any, but, you know, people do vote for who

they want to vote for and. absolutely right. i have no problem with that. as long as they're not in charge of the whole bloomin country. >> well, that's for >> okay, well, that's it for this section, but stay with us for order take this section, but stay with us for it's order take this section, but stay with us for it's union>rder take this section, but stay with us for it's union>rder and ke this section, but stay with us for it's union>rder and we'll down. it's union flag, and we'll have thrilling result have the thrilling result of the election in russia. putin election in russia. will putin manage in? it's manage to squeeze back in? it's all to

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we've got the guardian now, with the news that muslim prisoners have been targeted with pepper spray. which is bad because it's dunng spray. which is bad because it's during ramadan and pepper spray counts as food. paul. >> yes. devastating stuff. muslim prisoners unfairly targeted with pepper spray says rights group. not a right group. not on the right. they're not right in 2022. the emoji, which is emoji even, which is the ministry of justice data shows 34% of those targeted with synthetic pava spray, which is pepper spray, were muslims who make up 18% of the prison population. okay but they also go on to say that christians who make up 46% of the population were targeted 43% of the time. this is in the guardian. so that's the context you need to know here. they've taken a bunch of statistics, they've swivelled it and skewed it for their own benefit. now this could be a very interesting story, but they've turned it into a race and religion story. yeah, for their own benefit. and that's

why nobody believes anything they say. and i know that's true of some of our other papers as well. but my goodness , this well. but my goodness, this story could have been told 15 different ways. well, they're putting the cart before the horse. >> i've seen this reported from the direction . so prison the other direction. so prison staff complained that staff have complained that they're more in they're getting attacked more in prison by, you know, because there's lot islamic there's a lot of islamic extremists prison . a lot of extremists in prison. a lot of the terrorists, population are thankfully put in prison where they can't commit terrorist atrocities. but in prison, they continue, they continue radicalising people, and they're attacking prison staff because it's not as if they're like, oh, i want to get out in good behaviour. they're like, no, i'm going to kill some infidels. so they're staff. going to kill some infidels. so theit's staff. going to kill some infidels. so theit's not staff. going to kill some infidels. so theit's not as staff. going to kill some infidels. so theit's not as if staff. going to kill some infidels. so theit's not as if the staff. going to kill some infidels. so theit's not as if the prisonaff. so it's not as if the prison staff are just like running up to muslims and being staff are just like running up to hey, muslims and being staff are just like running up to hey, whatlims and being staff are just like running up to hey, what religioni being staff are just like running up to hey, what religion areing like, hey, what religion are you? and spraying them in the face? doing this from face? they're doing this from the the prison staff the you know, the prison staff would we're doing would say, we're we're doing this to defend ourselves. and there's risk of there's an increased risk of threat from , from this threat from, from this particular population. and the guardian mention that guardian don't mention that element at all. adam. yeah. >> i mean, when i, when i read

this story, it sort of instantly sort of took me back to when i first got pepper sprayed in a nightclub in vodka ribs in sutton it sutton many years ago, yeah. it was because you're from croydon. yeah, it was, it was a gang. it was a gang thing. yeah, it was, it was a gang. it was a gang thing . no, i think was a gang thing. no, i think some bouncer just just snuck it some bouncerjust just snuck it in and pepper sprayed everyone. and i just happened, the way, and i just happened, by the way, pepper just. it's pepper spray. it'sjust. it's just very , quite intense. just very, very, quite intense. and it sort of away, and then it sort of goes away, and then when take and then i, when i tried to take refuge the refuge downstairs because the downstairs. then it smelt of sick , thought, me just go sick, i thought, let me just go back to the pepper spray. back up to the pepper spray. that have mixed that was better, i have mixed feelings about spray use feelings about pepper spray use in at one point in general. at one point i think, oh, it is quite, it's quite nasty having and quite nasty having it. and then i and i also think, well, salt and pepper only thing that pepper is the only thing that british like we british cuisine has. like we don't, take away that. don't, can't take away that. >> you >> adam, if you had worcestershire i have had worcestershire sauce i have had that. >> yeah. a lovely in paris. >> yeah. a lovely in paris. >> english mustard. >> yeah. a lovely in paris. >> not english mustard. >> yeah. a lovely in paris. >> not the english mustard. >> not in the eye. >> not in the eye. >> in the eye. no, no, not since, since university. since, not since university. maybe what we need. since, not since university. majmaybe what we need. since, not since university. majmaybe we nhat we need. since, not since university. majmaybe we needne need. since, not since university. majmaybe we need nerfaed. since, not since university. majmaybe we need nerf guns. that >> maybe we need nerf guns. that fire. mustard instead. fire. english mustard instead. yeah, it yeah, that's colman's make it patriotic. yeah, yeah. okay. moving got the moving on. we've got the guardian say they'll

guardian and labour. say they'll ban celebrities . ban nude fakes of celebrities. well, good luck rounding up all my pictures of alan titchmarsh . my pictures of alan titchmarsh. laboun my pictures of alan titchmarsh. labour. adam, tell us more. >> let just say i've seen >> let me just say i've seen your work that you've done with alan and i'm a big alan titchmarsh and i'm a big fan, so i the titch. fan, so yeah, i put the titch. yeah, big fan i think. yeah. so this is the story from the guardian. labour considers new defaecation ban and cross party pledge on al deepfakes. so for those of you who don't know what deepfakes are, i'm sure you guys probably know. but yeah, so basically modern day basically it's the modern day equivalent someone's equivalent of getting someone's head originally equivalent of getting someone's heai originally equivalent of getting someone's hea photo originally equivalent of getting someone's hea photo and originally equivalent of getting someone's hea photo and putting ally equivalent of getting someone's hea photo and putting alion of a photo and putting it on a on a naked body and then sort of making it real, but obviously making it real, but obviously making look very realistic, making it real, but obviously miking look very realistic, making it real, but obviously mi don't look very realistic, making it real, but obviously mi don't understand.3alistic, making it real, but obviously mi don't understand. i listic, making it real, but obviously mi don't understand. i mean, i, i don't understand. i mean, i think, i think it makes sense that obviously that this is, this is obviously getting think this is getting banned. i think this is something be something that needs to be tackled. i think the story tackled. and i think the story is a little bit sort of sensationalist. mostly also sensationalist. it's mostly also to tackle electoral misinformation . and obviously misinformation. and obviously the biggest danger, which would be pornographic be non—consensual pornographic images of, potential electoral candidates, be candidates, which would be probably the most, most horrifying, know, horrifying, you know, seeing comedy. yeah . who wants to comedy. so, yeah. who wants to see that? no. all the ugliest

people in politics are going to be a difficult, something. >> and i mean, this, this, this worries me. the fact that the fact that they're going after, electoral misinformation. because what they can do and what they've done before, like with the hunter biden laptop scandal, was completely scandal, which was completely legitimate, there was a laptop that hunter biden that revealed that hunter biden had doing all these had been doing all these nefarious highly nefarious activities highly illegal, some of them supposedly with with state money, which is a l with with state money, which is a , you know, felony. a complete, you know, felony. and was suppressed by, by the and it was suppressed by, by the democrat party working in concert with government agencies and with big tech, so those those stories were d—ranked and had a had a big effect on the election. and joe biden got in. obviously, that wasn't the only the only factor in the election . the only factor in the election. but this is, this this is a way of sort of sneaking in censorship through the back doon censorship through the back door. yeah. >> i mean, the story about >> i mean, the story is about notification, which is sexy. they should ban notification. you know, there are celebrities out there who don't want to be represented as as as nude

models. yeah, i don't mind. in fact, we've got to follow her, who often does me topless. and i'd like to. and i'd like to work. >> i'm looking. i'm looking forward to the inevitable nude poll after this show. you know exactly what's happening. just look on twitter. >> make it warm. keep it warm. that's all i'm asking you. >> you have to. you have to sort of. sort of like, imagine the motivation for these people who are of, are creating sort of, notification or deepfakes of, like, if you like, celebrities, like, if you are and you just close are that much and you just close your eyes and just it old your eyes and just do it old fashion, imagine someone fashion, just imagine someone naked. fashion, just imagine someone nakwe to bring back >> we need to bring back imagination. pleasure. imagination. yeah. pleasure. pleasure time. but also money that are going to be that the police are going to be deaung that the police are going to be dealing nude photos fake dealing with, nude photos, fake nude photos, instead dealing nude photos, instead of dealing with that we're with the actual crime that we're talking burglaries, with the actual crime that we're talking thefts, burglaries, with the actual crime that we're talking thefts, robberies. ., with the actual crime that we're talisol thefts, robberies. ., with the actual crime that we're taliso that's;, robberies. ., with the actual crime that we're taliso that's a robberies. ., with the actual crime that we're taliso that's a great bberies. ., with the actual crime that we're taliso that's a great bberiesand >> so that's a great point. and there big leap from this there is a big leap from this notification to the stuff you were about and stuff were talking about and the stuff were talking about and the stuff we very, likely to see we are very, very likely to see later this year in terms of the general election, of course. the election in the us. so all these things to me, this nanny state stuff, i always find a bit of a

worry . what are they trying to do? >> yeah, absolutely. we've got the meal now in a british fish and chip shop. is in trouble for flying union flag instead of flying the union flag instead of one of the two acceptable flags flying the union flag instead of on britain, two acceptable flags flying the union flag instead of on britain, the» acceptable flags flying the union flag instead of on britain, the pride 3table flags flying the union flag instead of on britain, the pride flag e flags flying the union flag instead of on britain, the pride flag orlags in britain, the pride flag or the palestinian flag. paul. >> unite. this >> yes. cameron's unite. this is going award going to get hairy, award winning fish and chip shop is ordered to remove the union flag . muriel, by council officials rules because it's inappropriate for the area. >> and we've got a picture of the actual mural, coming up. >> that's a muriel . muriel >> that's a muriel. muriel wasn't auntie muriel wasn't there ? there? >> where is it? there is. so it's. yeah. so it's a nice, nice, big picture on the wall, it's a guy apparently . it's it's a guy apparently. it's a recreation of a sign, that was there before us. very popular with, with the locals. well, not all of them, apparently, because somebody complained, and, he somebody complained, and, and he paid the local artist £250 to paint it. >> yeah, we should give him a mention. actually, his name is, chris. nancy. he's 65. he chris. chris. nancy. he's 65. he runs the golden chippy. and the reason we should that is

reason we should do that is because i want people to go to that shop. he wants that chip shop. yeah, he wants people to that chip shop. people to go to that chip shop. that's that's become big that's why that's become a big story. want for each fish story. but i want for each fish and chips well. look and chips as well. i'll look forward seeing chris. forward to seeing you, chris. but this story but look, this this this story is more greenwich is much more about greenwich council probably council saying this is probably not appropriate. however, there have precedents set have been so many precedents set . hate say this, but i'm . i hate to say this, but i'm going to it anyway. if that going to say it anyway. if that had george floyd holding had been george floyd holding a bag of chips, there's no way even wanted down, even if people wanted it down, they saying to take it they would be saying to take it down and this where we find down and this is where we find ourselves it's the union ourselves now. it's the union jack . it's and chips. it's jack. it's fish and chips. it's all got left. let us have it. >> yeah, i feel like i've seen this. i've seen this a few times. you know, people with union flags and the. and the palestinian protest, you know, they get dragged out by the by they get dragged out by the by the police. obviously the police would say, well, we're we're here to preserve the peace. you know, not that he's know, it's not that he's committed crime. and this guy committed a crime. and this guy chris. he's from cyprus , chris. kc. so he's from cyprus, but he's obviously a patriotic brit who's made this his country and feels passionately and

belongs here. so. yeah. what's what's the problem? i don't personally i don't is the problem adam. >> yeah. what is the problem , >> yeah. what is the problem, no, i mean, i think this guy's great. i mean, he's, he's he's cypriot. i'm a half cypriot myself, so i feel straight away. >> that's a good thing, isn't it? yeah. >> great stuff. i like him. i think i at the end of the think i think at the end of the day, this guy is probably. you know, it sounds it's know, i know it sounds it's rubbish that he's having get rubbish that he's having to get rid it, but he's end rid of it, but he's at the end of look, we're giving of the day. look, we're giving him he's got to do him publicity. he's got to do really the end of really well. so at the end of the day, a win win and he's the day, he's a win win and he's already done this before with a sign. wait to what sign. i can't wait to see what next he's doing. you know with fireworks everything else. fireworks and everything else. that'd down there for some >> so get down there for some cod a pickled the cod and a pickled egg. the telegraph latest telegraph now, and the latest corporate language corporate inclusive language guide says the corporation's own name yeah. name is offensive. adam yeah. >> this a very odd story >> so this is a very odd story by the telegraph. this is by the telegraph. so this is a widows. worm widows is widows. the worm widows is triggering says that owns triggering says bank that owns scottish a scottish widows. so this is a lloyds saying lloyds lloyds bank saying unnecessarily vivid terms should not warns against not be used and warns against referring pigs to be referring to guinea pigs to be inclusive vegans. i don't inclusive of vegans. so i don't know this this spurs off know. this is this spurs off crazy already. i mean it's

suddenly i said earlier like it sort of. it makes me sort of remember an peta campaign, remember an old peta campaign, which a lot which was like attacking a lot of, old sayings, like there was one that was saying instead of using words or the phrase using the words or the phrase kill with one stone, kill two birds with one stone, they to change it to they wanted you to change it to things feed two birds things like feed two birds with one these of one stone and these sort of things. and if you pronounce scorn then it doesn't scorn squad, oh, then it doesn't work. you to kill work. and then you have to kill the think , welcome on the birds. i think, welcome on board, adam. >> yeah, exactly. but then. >> yeah, exactly. but then. >> but then but then when you look into the story, you kind of just go, okay, why is it how has this come up? you know, and then i'm just you of go, oh, i'm just you kind of go, oh, it's it's been come up by i'm just you kind of go, oh, it's inclusion)een come up by i'm just you kind of go, oh, it's inclusion)een cbye up by i'm just you kind of go, oh, it's inclusion)een cby the» by i'm just you kind of go, oh, it's inclusion)een cby the bank, the, inclusion team by the bank, and oh, these just and you say, oh, these are just guys looking paid an guys looking to get paid an inclusion let's come up inclusion time. let's come up with something. >> trying justify >> they're trying to justify their salaries. going their salaries. yeah. going around of the around saying and some of the other paul, are other recommendations, paul, are ridiculous. so you're not allowed around ridiculous. so you're not alloazd around ridiculous. so you're not alloa headless around ridiculous. so you're not alloa headless because like a headless chicken because that who is a hypothetical well, who is a hypothetical chicken? there's no real chicken you talking about. it's you we're talking about. it's just a saying also sold down the river, is offensive because it

could it could be linked to slavery and penetrate testing penetration, which is a software software testing particularly problem. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> anything pervy could be, you know , testing. know, testing. >> let's not take away penetrating penetration testing. yeah, i don't know what i said, but i mean, they they make no suggestions of what we said they do with these phrases. but instead widows, you instead of widows, what are you supposed to say? >> yeah, see separated from >> yeah, i see separated from what, their dead husband. yeah. they that's a word for it. they see that's a word for it. >> it's not people who identify as someone with a dead husband. it's. it's a widow . it doesn't it's. it's a widow. it doesn't mean anything. it it does. it does mean it does mean something . it means something. >> it means the thing that it means just honestly, people, if you an inclusion team, you work an inclusion team, don't go to work tomorrow. >> don't get on the train, stay at home, save us all. >> or if you work in inclusion, you're part of the problem and you're part of the problem and you like, just quit. you need to be like, just quit. you're get as you're going to get as soon as javier milei takes over the uk, you're going to get fired anyway. so it now anyway. afuera. so do it now yourself. moving we've got

yourself. moving on. we've got the and putin has the mirror now and putin has been with an been re—elected with an incredible 142% of the vote. that's that's just how popular he is that. >> yeah, absolutely. >> yeah, absolutely. >> i think well, the, i mean actually that's that's great russian maths. so yeah, this is a story by the mirror, vladimir putin secures another tum as kremlin in latest exit kremlin leader in latest exit poll don't think poll results. i don't think anybody that coming, i think anybody saw that coming, i think this is very interesting because , obviously there's we've recently had, his first fiercest critic, alexei navalny, has recently sort of died in arctic prison last month under very sort of suspicious circumstances. i think we all know what happened there. yes. >> you had a bad cold. >> you had a bad cold. >> adam had a bad cold for the second time. the first time was on the plane. i don't know. i think this is this is russia is always a very interesting country to me because they are the opposite in the uk in the sense that we, you know, they've had leader, vladimir had one leader, vladimir putin, for many decades. we for so many decades. and yet we just through leaders sort of just go through leaders sort of like other every other like every other every other week. interesting. week. so it's interesting. >> you're saying >> so what you're saying is you'd dictatorship you'd like to see a dictatorship

in the uk. >> t“- e think that's >> absolutely. i think that's that's most important thing. >> that's that's what we're all hearing. yeah mean, what hearing. yeah i mean, what a relief it must be for putin though. must have all though. he must have spent all weekend over this. can weekend sweating over this. can you putin head? you imagine a putin head? i don't his party don't even know what his party is. it's a party is. i assume it's called a party for yeah, but it's i for putin. yeah, but it's i assume it's something of that ilk. must have been there all ilk. he must have been there all weekend thinking, on, come weekend thinking, come on, come on. somebody send out the guards with guns to make their vote. make voting for me. make sure they're voting for me. there a there a really there was a there was a really interesting, quote from one of the did the exit poll. the guys who did the exit poll. >> a voter, and it >> it was like a voter, and it was his name is dmitri. sergienko. cast his sergienko. and who cast his ballot he said, ballot in moscow. and he said, and i'm going to do it in and i love i'm going to do it in and i love i'm going to do it in a accent, because a russian accent, because i think, i think, think i'm think, i think, i think i'm allowed he just allowed to do that. he just goes, said, am happy goes, he just said, i am happy with want with everything and want everything is everything to continue as it is now. and that's something i'd say i was at gunpoint, say if i was at gunpoint, you know, just. >> it's exactly what you'd expect. >> another thing, eu >> another funny thing, the eu president, or president, charles michel or charles says charles michel, he probably says because in the eu, he because he's in the eu, he, he tweeted putin but before the vote took place, congratulating him on his victory , which he was

trolling. >> yeah. oh yeah. >> yeah. oh yeah. >> he was trolling. yeah. he hadnt >> he was trolling. yeah. he hadn't just mistimed great work , hadn't just mistimed great work, scheduled it wrong or or wishing him luck. >> i don't know. >> i don't know. >> we'll be back in a moment for the final section with the guy behind the disastrous willy wonka event , behind the disastrous willy wonka event, christian nightclubs and a warning for jake for his fight with jake paul for his fight with mike

welcome back to headliners the metro. now and the guy who organised the disastrous willy wonka event says it ruined his life. cheer up, mate, in a few months, you can put on a disastrous lapland experience called willy wonka. >> event organiser says his life is ruined. the organiser of now notorious emerge live experience. it was not my event, had said had said the viral pubuc had said had said the viral public backlash over the cheap sets and depressed looking actors has ruined his life. i'm

really pleased actually, just on that point that the depressed looking actor, she has come out and she's making it a little bit of a career for herself because she didn't deserve that whatsoever. you know, she was the only one who tried to do anything fun anything to make that thing fun for because man for anyone, because this man created he created a dystopia for kids. >> like a hellish dystopia >> yeah, like a hellish dystopia for kids. >> and said and charged the parents, £35 to get in. now he's saying was going to use the saying he was going to use the profits from it to pay for a lavish wedding. he's been unable to that. of course. you know to do that. of course. you know that's what talking about that's what you're talking about . a train and you . if you rob a train and you have a holiday planned in marbella, you can't complain to the judge. you can't go. i was going on holiday for six going to go on holiday for six years with that money. >> proceeds this. yeah. >> my proceeds from this. yeah. >> my proceeds from this. yeah. >> do he he the guy he >> you can't do he he the guy he just a couple of candy just put up a couple of candy canes. yeah. and said, welcome to willy wonka experience and his . and immediately, of his family. and immediately, of course, it became what it was. yeah i don't have any sympathy for it. the guy got it massively wrong. and he needs cheer up wrong. and he needs to cheer up i do you have any

sympathy? >> i mean, personally, i'd pay £35 to go along and watch those children crying. £35 to go along and watch those chi| exactly, ing. £35 to go along and watch those chiiexactly, exactly my point. >> exactly, exactly my point. i saw that. >> i thought that would be hilarious. just like little kids crying. i'd pay. i'd pay double that don't know, like that easily, i don't know, like he said, he said he wanted to do, have a lavish wedding, you know, everything know, and everything else. >> know, if he's willy >> but, you know, if he's willy wonka, it's anything to go wonka, if it's anything to go by, probably have been by, it probably would have been a wedding. a lavish wedding. >> one the a lavish wedding. >> weddings one the a lavish wedding. >> weddings in one the a lavish wedding. >> weddings in history. he worst weddings in history. >> liked go on >> i would have liked to go on to that, be honest. to that, too, to be honest. >> know what i mean? >> you know what i mean? amazing. >> i would have got caught in the part though. the chocolate part though. >> the star now with >> we've got the star now with an from the latest freak an update from the latest freak show jake an update from the latest freak showversus jake an update from the latest freak showversus mike jake an update from the latest freak showversus mike tyson.jake us paul versus mike tyson. tell us more, paul versus mike tyson. tell us mo yeah, i mean, first of all, >> yeah, i mean, first of all, who doesn't like to see celebrities punched in the celebrities being punched in the face mean, i see face for money? i mean, i see that every day, this is that every day, see, this is yeah, from the daily yeah, this is from the daily star, jake paul putting on star, jake paul putting life on the tyson warns the line versus mike tyson warns ex—ufc champ tyron woodley. so this exclusive this is supposedly an exclusive for ex—ufc champion. for the ex—ufc champion. tyron woodley deserves woodley says jake paul deserves credit mike tyson, credit for taking on mike tyson, but warned former opponent but warned his former opponent that putting on that he's putting his life on the against the boxing the line against the boxing

icon. what's important to icon. now, what's important to note a bit note about this? i'm a bit passionate this because i passionate about this because i do is tyron do watch the ufc is tyron woodley fought jake paul woodley has fought jake paul himself fought himself twice. yeah, he's fought himself. jake paul himself. he's fought jake paul twice, and in the second round and the time fought and the second time he fought him, get knocked out in him, he did get knocked out in the round. the sixth round. >> jake paul by jake >> so jake paul by jake paul, which reason why >> so jake paul by jake paul, whic saying reason why >> so jake paul by jake paul, whic saying oh reason why >> so jake paul by jake paul, whic saying oh jake reason why >> so jake paul by jake paul, whic saying oh jake paul'sl why he's saying oh jake paul's a tough and everything tough guy and everything else. >> but got to get himself >> but he's got to get himself knocked because own knocked out because his own reputation the line. yeah reputation on the line. yeah and in your, like do you in your, in your, like do you think jake paul is credible think that jake paul is credible as a fighter? as a, as a fighter? >> i think think is >> i think he, i think he is credible as a fighter. >> but his, his thing is >> but his, his biggest thing is the that he's, he always the fact that he's, he always goes about being ex—disney goes on about being an ex—disney sort star and sort of child star and a youtuben sort of child star and a youtuber. so he plays on the fact that a youtuber, fact that i'm just a youtuber, but he's actually quite competent. >> is a good boxer within the >> he is a good boxer within the arena he is partly created. arena that he is partly created. yeah. know, he yeah. you know, if he if he stepped mike tyson when stepped in with mike tyson when mike get mike tyson was 27, he'd get demolished. he be mashed demolished. he would be mashed up, a stain on the up, he would be a stain on the floor. it just. and you know, up, he would be a stain on the floorgoing;t. and you know, up, he would be a stain on the floorgoing to and you know, up, he would be a stain on the floorgoing to bei you know, up, he would be a stain on the floorgoing to be okay. know, up, he would be a stain on the floorgoing to be okay. mike he's going to be okay. mike tyson's to kill him in tyson's not going to kill him in the ring, but he's still going to face pummelled by. to get his face pummelled by. >> yeah i've seen i've seen footage mike tyson's sparring

footage of mike tyson's sparring . and i think it could be nice for tyson to finish his for mike tyson to finish his career killing paul. career by killing jake paul. that's i'm saying. we've got that's all i'm saying. we've got the and dog owners want the mail now and dog owners want the mail now and dog owners want the get paid leave to the right to get paid leave to care sick animals. how care for sick animals. how about, as compromise, get about, as a compromise, they get about, as a compromise, they get a some bricks ? a sack and some bricks? >> adam well, i think yeah, i think the sack and bricks would be idea, luckily be a good idea, but luckily in our are our country, our rivers are filled sewage to filled with enough sewage to kill so you wouldn't kill any animal. so you wouldn't sack not needed. sack the sewage? not needed. not needed. yeah story is needed. so. yeah this story is from the mail, saying we from the daily mail, saying we want , paternity leave. want paternity, paternity leave. half dog owners the half of dog owners demand the same as parents when same rights as parents when getting time off work to care for their animals. is for their animals. this is a very middle class problem, i think. very middle class, come think. very middle class, i come from a family where the pet insurance scoffed upon, and from a family where the pet irknowice scoffed upon, and from a family where the pet irknow friends scoffed upon, and from a family where the pet irknow friends who ed upon, and from a family where the pet irknow friends who didn't»n, and from a family where the pet irknow friends who didn't even d i know friends who didn't even give pets names. they give their pets names. they simply cat and dog. simply called them cat and dog. so, you know, the idea of getting leave is funny getting paternity leave is funny to me. i would kind of like you. also, it says one in every ten so—called all so—called dog parents. we all know the in 10. it's the ones know the 1 in 10. it's the ones who have dogs as an who have the, dogs as an emotional support animal, isn't it? >> yeah, absolutely. well, it's

all nonsense and the show is nearly over, so let's take another look at monday's nearly over, so let's take anotipages. look at monday's nearly over, so let's take anotipages. the)k at monday's nearly over, so let's take anotipages. the dailymonday's nearly over, so let's take anotipages. the daily mailay's nearly over, so let's take anotipages. the daily mail has front pages. the daily mail has sunak allies rage at penny. the times with this is our times leads with this is our bounce tells bounce back year, sunak tells critics. says critics. the guardian says watchdog condemns nhs culture of cover ups. the express has tory mps plot to topple rishi is just self—indulgence . that's esther self—indulgence. that's esther mcvey, the eye news has revealed. top secret uk military system still managed by jujitsu and finally the daily star easter booster. and those were front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and adam koumas. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. with simon evans. if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. goodbye >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers , sponsors of boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> hello there. welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast from the met office. well, for the week ahead is remaining changeable across the country, but for the most part it's going to be fairly mild. so as we end

this weekend, still got low pressure in charge. this weather front here will bring another spell of rain as we go through the course of the night ahead of it. does largely dry and it. it does turn largely dry and clear, across parts clear, especially across parts of and wales, some mist of england and wales, some mist and fog forming a few spots and fog forming in a few spots and fog forming in a few spots and in behind. it does then turn and in behind. it does then turn a bit drier and clearer for the end the night across northern end of the night across northern ireland. all of us it is ireland. but for all of us it is going to be a mild night, temperatures not falling much lower than around 5 to 7 degrees. so we do start the day off with some sunshine across eastern parts of the midlands, east anglia, lincolnshire away. but west will but the cloud further west will spread its way that little bit further eastwards. any rain on it will slowly peter out, so not actually lot of rain arriving actually a lot of rain arriving into east anglia then behind into east anglia and then behind it turn drier and it it does turn drier and brighter. some good spells of sunshine developing before then. the next band of rain arrives in the west. mild temperatures potentially reaching 17 degrees in the south—east tuesday. a rather grey and damp start. plenty of spots of rain around

as the day goes on. we will see some bright spells across parts of northern ireland, scotland, maybe northern england too, and still remain in a fairly mild wednesday . thursday stays fairly wednesday. thursday stays fairly changeable, quite wet, potentially on wednesday, but all the time temperatures for all the time temperatures for all of us in double figures. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on .

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