>> good evening. >> good evening. >> the top stories from the gb news room. the princess of wales has announced that she's undergoing treatment for cancer. in a heartfelt video message to the public, princess catherine said she's well and getting stronger. the king says he's so proud for her courage and speaking as she did in a statement, the duke and duchess of sussex have said we wish health and healing for kate and the family and hope they're able to do so privately and in peace. the princess was admitted to hospital for abdominal surgery on january 16th and tests after the successful operation found cancen the successful operation found cancer, the type of which has not been disclosed . she said. to not been disclosed. she said. to anyone else who's battling the

disease, you're not alone . disease, you're not alone. >> it has been an incredibly tough couple of months for our entire family, but i've had a fantastic medical team who have taken great care of me, for which i'm so grateful . back in which i'm so grateful. back in january, i underwent major abdominal surgery in london, and at the time it was thought that my condition was non—cancerous . my condition was non—cancerous. the surgery was successful, however, tests after the operation found cancer had been present . my medical team present. my medical team therefore advised that i should undergo a course of preventative chemotherapy, and i'm now in the early stages of that treatment . early stages of that treatment. >> prime minister rishi sunak says the princess of wales has the love and support of the whole country, and the labour leader says his party's thoughts are with the whole royal family as they come to terms with the news. in an instagram post, princess catherine's brother james middleton said alongside a picture of the two children over the years we've climbed many mountains together as a family

will climb this one with you two. terrorgruppe the so—called islamic state has claimed responsibility on their telegram channel for the mass shooting. that left at least 40 people dead and over 100 injured. we have got an update on that death toll from local media, saying at least 62 have been killed, 60 of which are said to be in severe condition, according to the russian health . minister. russian health. minister. eyewitness footage shows people hiding whilst they can hear gunfire from inside the crocus city hall near moscow . at least city hall near moscow. at least three people dressed in camouflage opened fire. children are thought to be among those killed, according to russian media. they also say the gunmen are thought to be at large. video also shows a large blaze and smoke rising from the concert police been concert hall. police have been police trying police have been trying to contain billboard reading contain it. a billboard reading we grieve has been placed near to where attack happened.

to where the attack happened. england football manager gareth southgate has appeared to downplay nike's altered saint george's cross on the kit. the football association is standing by the redesign, despite criticism , including from the criticism, including from the prime minister. nike says changing the colours to blue and purple was a playful update ahead of the euro 2024 tournament. they also say it was never their intention to offend, given what it means to england fans. given what it means to england fans . southgate said there are fans. southgate said there are more important things to focus on, well, it's not been high on my list of priorities, but but, yeah, it depends which which bit it is because, i don't know if the debate is about the saint george flag needing to be on the england shirt, because obviously it hasn't always been, i think the most important thing that has to be on an england shirt are the three lions. >> it's our iconic symbol. it what it is, what distinguishes us. >> us. >> for the latest stories, you

can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen. or you can go to gb news. carmelites. now it's time for headliners . for headliners. >> thank you. tatiana. >> thank you. tatiana. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm lucas, and i'm joined tonight by jonathan colgan, who brings a real shaft of wit and louis shaffer, who bnngs of wit and louis shaffer, who brings a real waft of should be a great show, guys. >> oh, you're talking about my son here. he doesn't understand those big words. >> the father son team is back. >> the father son team is back. >> yeah, we're back. >> yeah, we're back. >> back. it's his day of the week where he gets me. >> even though it's breaching the court agreement. >> anyway, let's have let's >> anyway, let's have a let's move on have a look at the move on and have a look at the front tomorrow's front pages of tomorrow's papers. mail leads papers. the daily mail leads with. well and getting with. i am well and getting stronger every day. i am going to be okay. that's kate

middleton. they're talking about the that she has the tragic news that she has been diagnosed with cancer. the telegraph has. cancer came as a huge shock. the i we can says kate reveals she has cancer and has started chemotherapy . she has started chemotherapy. she the times has princess reveals her cancer and says i'm going to be okay. the express has kate. my be okay. the express has kate. my cancer came as a huge shock. and finally, the daily star with kate. i have cancer and that's the front pages . and let's have the front pages. and let's have a closer look at saturday's front pages, starting with the daily mail. and pretty much the only story of the day, louis. >> it is and it's bad. it's kate middleton. kate i don't know what her last name is. is it kate? you said it, but but but she's married , so why should she she's married, so why should she be called? but whatever it is, the princess of wales, she's 42. and she she she said that she had, has cancer and that she's

doing some kind of preventative thing because they, they i think they cut it out. they cut out whatever they cut out. and, it's horrible. it's even horrible for me. and i am totally i think one of the worst things about this country is the monarchy. you're not a royalist, not a royal. you know that . know that. >> we maybe we can leave the monarchy bashing for another day. i mean, this is a this is a tragic, tragic case, jonathan. i mean, she's young mother, mean, she's a young mother, regardless anybody's regardless of whatever anybody's political . no, of political affiliations. no, of course, mean, it's really sad. course, i mean, it's really sad. >> hopefully it's it won't >> and hopefully it's it won't be a tragedy. hopefully she'll make that's make a full recovery. that's what everyone's hoping it's what everyone's hoping for. it's from alone. i'm from this quote alone. i'm getting every and getting stronger every day and we're be okay. we're going to be okay. hopefully will be absolutely hopefully she will be absolutely fine, this is very fine, obviously this is very sad. it does that the sad. it does show that the british public, with all their sleuthing on the online stuff, they right that something they were right that something was that was up. they were aware that something seemed something wasn't as it seemed from photos and the from all those photos and the kind of secrecy and stuff. but now, know, it's come out and now, you know, it's come out and it's news and we all it's very sad news and we all just everyone. why just want everyone. well, why can't just want everyone. well, why cant be? can't everyone just be? >> well, think you're pointing

>> well, i think you're pointing it is that people thought it out is that people thought that something up and that something was up and something's so the people something's up. so the people who that something who thought that something was up not conspiracy up or not were not conspiracy theorists. were vile people theorists. they were vile people who guessing is the fact who were guessing is the fact that heard from her who were guessing is the fact th.three heard from her who were guessing is the fact th.three months. 1eard from her who were guessing is the fact th.three months. ofrd from her who were guessing is the fact th.three months. of course, her in three months. of course, you're going think that you're going to think that something's up, especially, you know, think about know, whatever you think about what? you want what? what's going you want to know? mean, did the did we know? i mean, did did the did we could discuss this. i guess we're not allowed to discuss it now. we'll discuss it later. did the royal family do the right thing the way handled thing in the way they handled what thing? thing in the way they handled whtthis ng? thing in the way they handled whtthis is.? thing in the way they handled whtthis is. this one these >> this is. this is one of these instances even instances where even though there the family, there are the royal family, they're figureheads they're the figureheads of britain. brand in many britain. they're a brand in many ways. also real people. ways. they're also real people. and this has got to be such a such an upsetting and private and shocking thing, i should imagine, you know , it'd be such imagine, you know, it'd be such appalling news to hear for you and your family. she probably just wanted privacy to deal with it. and on her own terms. >> this is going to upset like a great many people. and my great aunt, who's 90. it sounds like i'm doing a bit. she's like 94

or something. and she and she's a massive fan. she was like, jonathan, you update me on jonathan, can you update me on how is? and i have to tell how kate is? and i have to tell her she doesn't watch tv. oh, right. >> right. well and nobody knows. >> right. well and nobody knows. >> i mean, here's i find that i've been totally distressed about this because i didn't know. me, because know. i mean, even me, because she's mother and got she's a mother and i've got children and you worry about them and you worry what's going to happen to those poor kids? yeah. and as as a human being. but at the same time, the way , but at the same time, the way, the way people are discussing it is kind of in the 1920s is kind of like in the 1920s where can't the big where we can't mention the big c. what is the c. yeah, yeah. what is the matter? it's cancer. everybody's got i every single got cancer. i live every single day to prevent cancer because i know what causes cancer. and in the future, they're going to have a discussion of what the real causes of cancer is and how to actually stop it from growing. >> well, hopefully, moving on. they've got more cheery news in the guardian. jonathan. >> yeah, this is very, very tragic. very sad and really very. you know, angry making. it's absolutely disgusting. so

dozens killed in attack on theatre in moscow, so yeah, absolutely tragic. so at least 40 people have been killed at a concert hall near moscow by gunmen armed with automatic weapons in russia's worst terrorist attack in 20 years. so this was this took place in a theatre . just people there for theatre. just people there for a night out. >> the last one was in a theatre as well. i believe. >> well, in russia was it? yeah. yeah, yeah. i mean, just very tragic just disgusting. and tragic and just disgusting. and apparently islamic state apparently the is islamic state have credit it. yeah. have taken credit for it. yeah. through telegram group , through their telegram group, which weird group to which must be a weird group to be like banter. and that be in like the banter. and that must horrible. but this is must be horrible. but this is genuinely disgusting. what genuinely just disgusting. what do this? do you do about this? >> like. well, you give them what wants, which a what the isis wants, which is a ceasefire palestine the ceasefire in palestine and the russians palestine. russians out of palestine. >> but russians, i mean, >> but the russians, i mean, this that you're doing a joke i >> -- >> are you making a funny little joke about this? >> it's massacre. was it attempted funny, a massacre joke? fact is, is why joke? well, the fact is, is why is isis at russia? because is isis mad at russia? because they're mad everybody . they're mad at everybody. >> who why is the islamic state mad at russia? has been mad at russia? russia has been bombing islamic state for

bombing the islamic state for ten in syria. what about ten years in syria. what about chechnya? what dagestan? chechnya? what about dagestan? i mean, a piece mean, i know there's a piece with chechen. heard of any of those? peace chechnya now, those? peace with chechnya now, but through , kadyrov, the but only through, kadyrov, the strongman still but only through, kadyrov, the st lotgman still but only through, kadyrov, the st lot of an still but only through, kadyrov, the st lot of chechen still but only through, kadyrov, the st lot of chechen nationalists:ill a lot of chechen nationalists and islamists who don't want that peace at all. and see, see kadyrov as an absolute traitor to chechnya. so they they want to chechnya. so they they want to destroy. they want to destroy russia. >> this just a prelude to >> this is just a prelude to what's going to come into every single country that that hasn't that's to come. that's going to come. >> been in for >> it's been in britain for decades now. >> yes, but i'm saying there's going to something we haven't going to be something we haven't had as horrible as, as had anything as horrible as, as as killed and russia is as dozens killed and russia is having an exit. >> come on. we've had we've had horrific attacks like that in >> come on. we've had we've had horrcountry:ks like that in >> come on. we've had we've had horrcountry:ks well. :hat in this country as well. >> where they've killed. >> not where they've killed. well, right. yeah well, maybe you're right. yeah >> mean, how much was >> the, i mean, how much was manchester? manchester was 20, 20 something. not that 20 something. i mean, not that obviously you know, not a competition. we're competition. we're not, we're not not competition. not it's not a competition. we're scoring the severity we're not scoring the severity of attacks in that way. of terror attacks in that way. >> murderous also >> murderous ideology and also western intelligence services warned putin warned russia that something was being planned.

>> they'd heard something because obviously western intelligence. what does western intelligence. what does western intelligence in russia is actually than russian actually better than russian intelligence in russia? so they warned he dismissed it as warned putin. he dismissed it as just, you know, propaganda, war mongering amongst the west. so he now looks like a complete idiot. they've made a statement yet? >> a pparently yet? >> apparently, no. >> apparently, no. >> what is he supposed to do? he's supposed to stop all gatherings, know, just gatherings, as you know, just because told him. because the americans told him. who the americans who knows, maybe the americans probably him that maybe probably warned him that maybe search maybe search people, maybe like stop people are walking through people who are walking through the ak 47. the streets with ak 47. >> mean, it's a country at >> i mean, it's a country at war. you'd think they'd already have it locked down. >> look israel a >> well, look at israel is a country at and they didn't country at war, and they didn't have locked down. is that is have it locked down. is that is that can you do about these that what can you do about these things? and you know what? it's america probably warned russia about stream going to about the nord stream going to be attacked. yeah. why did they. no. >> why would america give an advance warning. >> and so maybe america was involved in this thing. >> oh come on, i think that's i think that's pretty ludicrous. >> heard it here first. >> you heard it here first. everybody. >> right ? sorry.

>> you all right? sorry. >> you all right? sorry. >> well, moving on to the >> okay, well, moving on to the telegraph. what have they got? the front cover. >> lewis. well, telegraph has britain not a safe for migrants because the rwanda threat rules ireland. the irish ireland. and this is the irish court they're saying and, court and they're saying and, this is the, the high court of ireland. they're saying that it's unlawful to send immigrants to the uk because the risk of deportation to rwanda previously , it was said that britain was a safe place. and now they're saying no, because of this rwanda situation, which is similar to what the which is what the european court of justice . yeah, yeah. was saying. justice. yeah, yeah. was saying. and so, so it's i don't think you should go to ireland. you fall in love with somebody there. >> so are you are you saying that migrants, if migrants come through the uk and travel on to ireland, ireland won't send them back to the uk because the uk is not a safe, safe place . could we. >> yeah. could we just give people a boats. >> and isn't this going to solve the problem? >> we don't need to send anybody

to rwanda. we can send them to ireland. >> yeah, maybe that's a good idea because they'd be fleeing britain. that's actually brilliantly. yeah. >> the migrant crisis. >> ireland's. ireland's got a tiger economy. yeah. >> and it's considered a safe place. and you don't have to. it doesn't cost much money to doesn't cost as much money to send rwanda. the send them to rwanda. in the first all, is not first of all, this is not a migrant crisis. this is an immigrant crisis. nobody is. what's the big difference? because making because migrant they're making seem like people going seem like it's like people going in which every which way. no, they're coming here. no they're all coming here. no one's one's leaving to one's no one's leaving here to go somewhere they're go somewhere else. they're coming immigrate comes coming in. immigrate in, comes from which it's from him. which means in. it's in migration. in migration. so. >> so i'm getting a migration. >> so i'm getting a migration. >> just basically the use of the word migrant is a euphemism , word migrant is a euphemism, right. for, for everything's going to be all right. don't worry about. okay, people. >> well, i think we just solved the migration issue. thank us later, rishi. anyway, that's the front pages done. join us in part two as we dig into the papers with nike's dodgy england flag starmer under fire for flag and starmer under fire for working for islamic extremists.

welcome back to headliners with me, leo kearse and lewis schaffer in his last ever show. and jonathan coogan moving on. we've got the times now. and rishi is hot under the collar about nike turning the england flag into some kind of pride flag. >> lewis, is that me or is that jonathan talking about this? >> lewis. >> lewis. >> that's you. that's me. okay well. oh yes it is. sorry, sorry about that. sorry about that. i don't off to a smooth start. i'm what do you call it when you can't read numbers, this is this is rishi sunak is, is chiming in and saying he wants the old fashioned the way we. i used to have it as a kid, the way my grandfather used to have it. >> yeah, because flags don't really change that much. >> no, they don't over time. well they should the pride flag because happened because because what's happened is, uniform, they're is, is that the uniform, they're making colourful. making it more colourful. and anything with is assumed

anything with colour is assumed to of gay or trans or something. >> well, it isn't the colours and the and everything of and the layout and everything of the flag, is that right? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> there's a game of halves, >> there's a game of two halves, i suppose. yeah. this guy. >> anyway, anyway , my feeling >> anyway, anyway, my feeling about guy is he's pretending about the guy is he's pretending like like he cares like he cares. like he cares because he's got to be like, gung ho. because this is one time the year it can. time of the year that it can. people can be proud to be english. and that's what's what's country. what's wrong with this country. basically, we're russia basically, we're like russia where sacrificed its where russia sacrificed its russianness the soviet russianness for the soviet union, this country union, and this country sacrificed englishness , or sacrificed its englishness, or a lot of the people for its for britishness and the truth is the truth is. thank god it's not a red crescent. >> yeah, well , give it a few >> yeah, well, give it a few years and i'm sure it'll be a hammer and sickle and some kind of multicoloured. have you got. you've got that written down. >> hammer and sickle. >> hammer and sickle. >> amazing, amazing. but i mean this is, is seen and this is, this is seen hammer and sickle. very good sickle. yeah. very good jonathan. seen a lot of jonathan. but i've seen a lot of people online criticising these, these comments about the, the flag that, are you flag saying that, oh why are you so upset about this, this flag

are you snowflake you snowflake , are you snowflake you snowflake, your right wing fascist that somehow you can be a snowflake? that's just your feeling. but i mean, with these people do a playful picture of muhammad, you know? it's like, how know? i mean, it's like, how come , how come things are come, how come some things are sacred some things are not? sacred and some things are not? and can't the english and why can't the english flag. not an englishman. why not that i'm an englishman. why can't english flag be can't the english flag be absolutely sacred for english people? absolutely sacred for english peowell, guess some ideologies >> well, i guess some ideologies are underpinned violent are underpinned with violent threats aren't. threats and some aren't. that's probably yeah english threats and some aren't. that's prob should yeah english threats and some aren't. that's prob should be. 'eah english threats and some aren't. that's prob should be. yes. english threats and some aren't. that's prob should be. yes. i english threats and some aren't. that's prob should be. yes. i mean,ish threats and some aren't. that's prob should be. yes. i mean, you flag should be. yes. i mean, you never i mean, what i, what never know. i mean, what i, what i think about this, like, i mean, it is the english flag. it has its colour. i've read the story. yeah just about i've seen the picture the first time. the picture for the first time. look, just come on. like, just do it. make it, make it. make it what it should be. it's red. it's a red cross, right? i think so, yeah . i mean, what, like so, yeah. i mean, what, like what? like, you know, what? like like, you know, i don't care, but i feel like i should pretend to, but i guess it's ism for it's a small micro ism for what's on at a bigger what's going on at a bigger picture. but don't care. but picture. but i don't care. but if do, fair enough. call in. if you do, fair enough. call in. that's what i'm saying.

>> basically. what is the what is flag of? it's a red is the flag of? it's a red cross. it's basically england saying help. yeah, saying we need help. yeah, that's what it is. >> also strip apparently >> and also the strip apparently cost something like £90, which is insane. like what's it made out shergar's pubic hair, out of? shergar's pubic hair, well, shergar, it's a horse. >> famous horse. >> famous horse. >> oh. okay. and it's missing . >> oh. okay. and it's missing. >> oh. okay. and it's missing. >> so that would make his hair even more expensive. >> yeah. you know what? you wouldn't believe how expensive stuff nowadays. really? yeah. stuff is nowadays. really? yeah. >> what was the football >> what was the last football kit how was it kit you bought? how much was it i paid? >> i paid i had a i paid, i have a sunderland reg varney kit that i bought for, i think i paid about £2 in a charity shop. yeah. >> i'd like to see them play in that game. >> go sunderland. >> go sunderland. >> anyway, times they're my >> anyway, the times they're my guys team. seems the guys they're my team. seems the military crisis military recruitment crisis might be down to lazy might just be down to lazy admin. jonathan. >> i the might admin. jonathan. >> done i the might admin. jonathan. >> done by the might admin. jonathan. >> done by a the might admin. jonathan. >> done by a company might be done by a company called fujitsu. heard of them fujitsu. have you heard of them fujitsu. have you heard of them fujitsu. so this is fujitsu. fujitsu. so this is a story in the times . army story in the times. army applicants give up after waiting six to join. tens of six months to join. so tens of thousands of young people are

withdrawing applications thousands of young people are wi'serve/ing applications thousands of young people are wi'serve ing applications thousands of young people are wi'serve in the applications thousands of young people are wi'serve in the armedlications thousands of young people are wi'serve in the armed forces1s to serve in the armed forces every year after waiting months to so i'm seeing stories to join. so i'm seeing stories mostly on tiktok about how they're going be, you know, they're going to be, you know, enforcing recruitment the enforcing recruitment to the army, there's to be army, how there's going to be this to get young men this big drive to get young men in. but tens of thousands of people applying they're in. but tens of thousands of peo getting applying they're in. but tens of thousands of peo getting through they're in. but tens of thousands of peo getting through because y're not getting through because it takes that's takes too long. that's completely that's completely insane. yeah, that's like to a doctor's like trying to get a doctor's appointment on the nhs. that's mental. just. on. mental. it's just. come on. yeah, volunteering , not yeah, they're volunteering, not volunteering. they get paid, but they're signing up and they still can't in. that's still can't get in. that's that's mad. yeah. >> and this, seems like >> and this, this seems like because we've that because we've been told that there's recruitment there's a military recruitment crisis. fair, crisis. i mean, to be fair, i really think there is, you know, across the west in america as well, particularly in america, people signing up people aren't signing up to fight we've had decades people aren't signing up to fightbeing we've had decades people aren't signing up to fightbeing hammeredad decades people aren't signing up to fightbeing hammered into acades of it being hammered into us. you with the saint you know, like with the saint george's cross being turned into a pride with a decades of a pride flag with a decades of being, you driven into our being, you know, driven into our heads any kind of heads that any kind of patriotism, any kind of nationalism and nationalism is disgusting and racist be banned and racist and should be banned and you're a terrible person if you if you like waving a flag, but surely joining military, surely joining the military,

you've prepared. you you've got to be prepared. you got your country so much got to love your country so much you're prepared die for it. you're prepared to die for it. >> not the point. the >> that's not the point. the point is, what jonathan said is that people show up and then that the people show up and then they wait year. and by the they wait a year. and by the time they've come their time they've come to their senses, they don't want to be in the military. don't the military. and they don't join the military. and they don't joirso and saying there >> so that and saying there aren't, know, people aren't, you know, people applying the military, oh, applying that the military, oh, we have enough we don't have enough men applying. like that's applying. it's like that's literally girl being literally like a girl being like, can't find a man. like, oh, i can't find a man. and having 30,000 matches on tinder. god's sake. tinder. yeah, yeah. god's sake. chris gunter grant shapps. that's joke. chris gunter grant shapps. thathat joke. chris gunter grant shapps. thathat is joke. chris gunter grant shapps. thathat is a joke. chris gunter grant shapps. thathat is a it joke. chris gunter grant shapps. thathat is a it isjoke. chris gunter grant shapps. thathat is a it is unbelievable. >> that is a it is unbelievable. >> that is a it is unbelievable. >> that's wonderful. the us. >> that's wonderful. the us. >> takers? >> why am i any takers? >> why am i any takers? >> schaffer me. you >> lewis schaffer on me. you should be. >> you should handling our >> you should be handling our military recruitment. i'd sign up if lewis schaffer up to fight if lewis schaffer was leading the. >> why get groupies? >> why don't we get groupies? >> why don't we get groupies? >> got to do it like the >> you got to do it like the russians do it. they don't even wait for people to. they go out there the and they there in the street and they say, look old enough. you're say, you look old enough. you're joining, getting this, getting this varne. >> army over yeah. >> anyway, moving we've got >> anyway, moving on. we've got the now. and look out, the guardian now. and look out, zuckerberg and trump is zuckerberg and musk. trump is going the latest social

going to be the latest social media billionaire. this could cause bloodbath facebook. cause a bloodbath for facebook. >> is unbelievable. >> yes it is unbelievable. well, good news because i always thought i think thought you know, i didn't think that trump be that trump could be a billionaire. he's the kind of person that for him to become a billionaire, supposed billionaire, he's supposed to be a billionaire. >> he was billionaire. >> he's supposed to be, but he's not. he's such a loser who knows how much he doesn't have to. >> but it's all this, you know, whenever, anybody's whenever, whenever anybody's a billionaire on billionaire is paper, it's on papen billionaire is paper, it's on paper. like assets. paper. yeah. it's like assets. they've got stakes in companies and don't actually, and stuff. they don't actually, they're like scrooge mcduck they're not like scrooge mcduck sitting on big pile gold coin. >> but even then, there are people on a big pile. people sitting on a big pile. there with real there are people with real assets, but there's something about that makes assets, but there's something ab0|think that makes assets, but there's something ab0|think the that makes assets, but there's something ab0|think the guy's that makes assets, but there's something ab0|think the guy's broke.nakes you think the guy's broke. nothing personal. you hate to say it. >> seen, honestly, i've >> i've seen, honestly, i've seen inside his house. i've seen, you not personally, seen inside his house. i've see|like,j not personally, seen inside his house. i've see|like,j know,: personally, seen inside his house. i've see|like,j know, i've sonally, seen inside his house. i've see|like,j know, i've seenly, but like, you know, i've seen video inside. he's got video footage inside. he's got a big porcelain gold leopard in video footage inside. he's got a big living.ain gold leopard in video footage inside. he's got a big living room.»ld leopard in video footage inside. he's got a big living room. h leopard in video footage inside. he's got a big living room. i mean, rd in video footage inside. he's got a big living room. i mean, that's his living room. i mean, that's that's got to be like, what, £230 from home depot? that's that's expensive thing. i've that's an expensive thing. i've seen wife. she looks seen his wife. yeah. she looks like she's she's a rich like she's she's she's a rich quy's like she's she's she's a rich guy's wife. all i'm guy's wife. yeah. is all i'm saying. yeah. >> she's the symbols.

>> she's got all the symbols. it's like, what they say in texas. all and no cattle. texas. all hat and no cattle. >> oh, no cattle. >> oh, no cattle. >> somebody who has appears got a and a big head. he appears. and so supposedly the can supposedly here's the story. can you get to the story, you let me get to the story, please? i'm going to be yelled at. is that he started at. is that is that he started a story called this company called truth social. yeah. got truth social. yeah. and it's got like followers something, like 12 followers or something, but $5 billion and but it's worth $5 billion and you somebody to actually you got somebody to actually kind in this kind of kind of buy it in this kind of leveraged whatever it's called. and which going to be and which means he's going to be worth billion. and it's not worth $3 billion. and it's not a real company, though, because the has no the company has really no assets, making assets, it isn't making any money, people willing to assets, it isn't making any monthe people willing to assets, it isn't making any monthe stockeople willing to assets, it isn't making any monthe stock ands willing to assets, it isn't making any monthe stock and that's'illing to assets, it isn't making any monthe stock and that's all1g to buy the stock and that's all that matters. well, yeah, jonathan, this like one of jonathan, this seems like one of these that gets these meme stocks that gets pumped then dumped pumped and then dumped because it's supporters are it's trump supporters who are pumping the value of this pumping up the value of this social media company, which obviously i obviously isn't worth the, i think, billion. obviously isn't worth the, i thirthe billion. obviously isn't worth the, i thirthe value n. obviously isn't worth the, i thirthe value is out now. >> the value is out now. >> the value is out now. >> but mike, gamestop stocks are worth moment, so worth nothing at the moment, so i'm those and buy i'm going to sell those and buy into this to the moon. we're going the moon everybody. going to the moon everybody. >> coin? >> which coin? >> which coin? >> yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> and he won't be able to >> and also he won't be able to sell his shares for at least six months after the after the

company becomes listed on the stock which time stock exchange, by which time the have probably the bubble will have probably popped the bubble will have probably popped this, this popped on this, on this, this pump dump . yeah. i mean pump and dump. so yeah. i mean good luck to him. he needs the money would help money right now. it would help him bond. but, but him pay off his bond. but, but yeah, doesn't look like it's yeah, it doesn't look like it's going to happen. moving on. we've telegraph now and we've got the telegraph now and labour announced law and labour have announced a law and order policy copying exactly what jonathan what the tories do. jonathan >> actually >> yeah. labour have actually promised policing promised a three tier policing system to overcome thank system to overcome the. thank you, yeah there was you, thank you. yeah there was a delayed laugh on that. i understand that well because everyone's complaining. there's a two tier police system and then labour want to do even then the labour want to do even better by a three tier better by having a three tier police think makes police system. i think it makes sense. the news, so sense. i don't read the news, so it'll have, men being it'll have, so white men being treated a certain way, muslim mobs being treated another way. >> what's the >> and then what's what's the third to be? third tier going to be? >> looking for maps, >> americans looking for maps, of course, minor attracted persons, know, persons, which are, you know, coming through the left, coming through on the left, yeah. a world we live in. yeah. what a world we live in. so let's get to the story, guys. keep up at home. labour matches tory to spend 4 billion tory pledge to spend 4 billion on prisons. labour has on new prisons. so labour has agreed spend the same amount agreed to spend the same amount as tories building new

as the tories on building new prisons to tackle the overcrowding and prison population . so emily population system. so emily thornberry, the shadow attorney general, the claim that general, made the claim that prisoners or criminals who've been convicted should not escape prison because there aren't enough prisons to house them. what? obviously. yeah, obviously that's the case. i mean, i don't want to go down the crazy american route where they have want to go down the crazy amthese route where they have want to go down the crazy amthese for|te where they have want to go down the crazy amthese for profitere they have want to go down the crazy amthese for profit prisons, have all these for profit prisons, which are almost seem like indentured servants. i don't know, yeah, know, i don't read, but, yeah, it's wacky. just it's wacky, it's wacky. just legalise be less legalise drugs. there'll be less space or better solution. space needed or better solution. oh, you're going to say kill him. kill him. oh god. kill him. >> that's the problem. >> that's the problem. >> is that that can't be your solution for everything. >> kill kill inside >> kill, kill kill, kill inside everybody. but enough of them. you kill enough of them. everything's going to be okay. >> but are you the canadian government? god's sake, stop getting to they getting everyone to know they want to themselves. want them to kill themselves. >> like lazy. is want them to kill themselves. >> argument ke lazy. is want them to kill themselves. >> argument i'veazy. is want them to kill themselves. >> argument i've heard is want them to kill themselves. >> argument i've heard made not an argument i've heard made not by whose opinion i'd by somebody whose opinion i'd really trust. >> the western exceptionalist western came western exceptionalism came about because, would, about because, we would,

basically kill 1 to 3% of our population every year because they'd be thieves or witches or whatever it was. so we'd pick we'd pick the people who were performing least in society, like , you know, like a like a like, you know, like a like a corporation going through and doing a, you know, a decimation, of headcount and strength in of its headcount and strength in society. so maybe there's something in what you're saying. according to you and another crazy person i met. >> well , there's i think there's >> well, there's i think there's a short story about how they have the. it's called the raffle , the lottery where they kill somebody so, that somebody every year. so, so that is. it's cool. the >> oh, it's cool. the astrazeneca, the joke. joke. that's a joke. ofcom don't at me. >> should i be proud that my son is way funnier? i don't even get it. >> you're a joke. >> you're a joke. >> you're a joke. >> you should make me look good for the last few years. >> all right? yeah. >> all right? yeah. >> moving on. we've got the telegraph now. and it's not just sadiq khan who worked for terrorists. it's. starmer now terrorists. it's. starmer is now having defend his choice of having to defend his choice of clients. yes. clients. lewis. yes. >> this is keir starmer >> well, this is keir starmer and this is he was head and this is when he was head of the criminal prosecution

service. extra service. he made a couple extra bucks defending in, in bucks defending somebody in, in german . german court. >> i don't know, i don't think it was while he was head of the cps. i think it was prior to that. so he was he was a criminal, before the cps. >> yeah, i believe so, i believe so, i don't know, i had trouble understanding this, but anyway, he was a lawyer and he, he defended his, his battle terrier. >> that's the actual name. >> that's the actual name. >> tv's his buffer, his. >> your tv's his buffer, his. but hizbut tahrir. hits. but hizbut tahrir. tahrir hits. but hizbut tahrir. tahrir hits. but i don't see the name. >> aggressive. >> sounds aggressive. >> sounds aggressive. >> and which they describe >> yeah. and which they describe as organisation as an anti—semitic organisation that and that actively promotes and encourages terrorism. labour. >> aren't they so nice guys? >> aren't they so nice guys? >> yeah, i hate to say it, but, you know, aren't they? >> no . but this particular, >> oh, no. but this particular, this particular group, is like some love, some love jews. >> and then are there any out there that love jews that are fighting for jews saying, there that love jews that are fighting forjews saying, hey, fighting for jews saying, hey, we're not in favour of killing all the jews. >> i'm sure there are some islamist groups from the river to almost the to sea maybe from

the river to just down the road. yeah but i'm sure i'm sure there are. let's speculate on, you know, the nature and the motives of all, all islamist groups. but this particular islamist group, you know, was , and still is an you know, was, and still is an advocate of jihad and all the rest of it banned in pakistan, aren't they? >> the whole group is actually it's sort of it's group a non—grata, whatever the phrase is. yeah. in like seven different countries. >> so i'm learning so much tonight. >> yeah, group on i think you didn't take latin like your dad did. >> no, no. and you took a latin actually not going there. so yeah. so basically the interesting thing here is, yes , interesting thing here is, yes, this group is obviously very, very problematic anti—western . very problematic anti—western. yeah. but the way the law works is everyone needs to be defended with the same rules. >> yeah. and also keir starmer in his defence, he's made the point that he, as head of the cps prosecutor, did a lot of very nasty people and a lot of terrorists as well. yeah, he's a bit in jimmy savile, but we bit slow in jimmy savile, but we won't him for that. won't criticise him for that. i

think that's, that's been debunked, yeah, mean, but debunked, but yeah, i mean, but i with sadiq khan, sadiq i think with sadiq khan, sadiq khan a human rights lawyer, khan is a human rights lawyer, seemed carve out a very seemed to carve out a very particular just particular niche. just representing, islamist representing, hardcore islamist terrorist. i mean, i'm sure he represented other people as well, but i mean, that said, you know, like lawyers represent , if know, like lawyers represent, if you're a if you're a criminal lawyer, you represent all kinds of , all kinds lawyer, you represent all kinds of, all kinds of people. and i think he makes the point that it's like being a doctor. yeah. it's like when a patient's brought into the hospital, you don't check their morals before, you operating on them. you know, operating on them. you just so it's just operate on them. so it's the as same a lawyer. the same as same being a lawyer. so let's let's cut, cut, cut, cut some slack here, okay. and sadiq as well, anyway moving on. that's part two out of the way. but still to come, comedians push back against holmes's hate crime law. has hollywood crime law. and has hollywood made racist against robots? made us racist against robots? find a moment

welcome back to headliners. we've got the mail now in britain's descent into a lawless, communist, poverty stricken hellhole is having an impact on the nation's children. jonathan >> oh, who could have thought it? leo. so let's read the headline. nearly a quarter of children now have a mental disorder. figures suggest nearly 25% children in england now 25% of children in england now have disorder , have a probable mental disorder, according to report from the according to a report from the office national statistics. office of national statistics. so having spent three consecutive days on tiktok , i consecutive days on tiktok, i can confirm this is true. they are mental, but didn't we do something a couple of years ago that may have caused this, didn't we? >> lockdown? >> lockdown? >> yeah, we locked down the kids. >> we locked all the kids inside, away from their friends for a disease, really affect them. >> yeah. well and then we did about years then we, about two years and then we, interrupted learning and interrupted their learning and their development, and now we kind expect them be okay. kind of expect them to be okay. yeah felt a bit weird that you yeah i felt a bit weird that you have to defend. >> have to go against for ofcom. >> i agree with them. so you're going to have to go against it for ofcom reasons. i'll do it. >> i'll say you're totally

wrong. i think it's i think lockdown was totally necessary. yes, some people were affected, lockdown was totally necessary. yes,alreadyeople were affected, lockdown was totally necessary. yes,already it'sle were affected, lockdown was totally necessary. yes,already it's showne affected, lockdown was totally necessary. yes,already it's shown that cted, but already it's shown that people it. people are getting over it. there's momentary blip, there's been a momentary blip, but that we're still but the fact that we're still alive and people are still alive and most people are still alive and most people are still alive indicative that it alive is indicative that it was totally are these children? >> why are these children? why are so depressed? are these children so depressed? >> are they so >> then why are they so depressed? they're so depressed because future. because they have no future. because they. because they have no the richest no money. because the richest people the world have all the people in the world have all the money and have no chance of money and they have no chance of kids because you kids need money for because you need get girls. if need money to get girls. and if nobody has money, they can't nobody has any money, they can't buy a house. >> you need a house to >> and you need a house to get a girl. got a without house. >> you need money to buy house. >> yeah, but you don't need a house to get a girl. >> not everybody is. oh, it's just us. not everybody is six foot two inches tall. >> i'm six foot six. thanks very much. >> yeah, exactly. so there you go. you got four extra inches on. >> on me. >> on me. >> anneliese tall until you're tall and you're arrogant. and most people aren't arrogant. it's just us. >> chad's the top 20. >> chad's the top 20. >> we've got the telegraph now. and hate crime could and humza's hate crime law could kill comedy. some comedians

kill comedy. but some comedians are yeah, are pushing back. louis. yeah, pushing is good news. good >> well, this is good news. good news. there's cup available news. there's my cup available at schaefer .co.uk at the at louis schaefer .co.uk at the merch this is a new this merch store. this is a new this is a new law. this is we're involved in this thing is a new law cancelled? it says telegraph cancelled joking hamas cancelled forjoking about hamas y cancelled forjoking about hamas y hate hate speech y hate hate hate hate speech zealots are killing comedy. and what is that's coming what happened is that's coming in on april 1st. scotland which is in the which is an occupied territory of england . territory of england. >> it's not it's a come on. it's a provincial economic zone . a provincial economic zone. >> okay. >> okay. >> england. >> england. >> yeah. well, you thought about it more than i did. and they basically say, no more hate and they want the police to go in and police comedy clubs and acting things to prevent hate from spewing out. and this station is just spews hate . yeah. >> well, this i mean, this hate speech law, hate crime law is i mean, it's just shocking, jonathan. and it says that, you know , if anybody perceives that know, if anybody perceives that somebody else is saying something that could be stirring up hatred and they define up hatred and they can't define what stirring up or hatred is.

yeah. then and there doesn't need to be a victim. there doesn't need to be any evidence. there just needs to be the perception. varne. so it's i mean, it's just can be hatred mean, it's just it can be hatred and hatred against any group like, as like, characteristics such as age, disability, religion, like, characteristics such as age, diorientation,gion, like, characteristics such as age, diorientation, transgender sexual orientation, transgender identity in sex, characters. >> that's my whole act. that's my whole act gone. what else have i got? but what's interesting about this article is it's basically about all of our bodies. you've got simon evans mentioned there. you've evans mentioned in there. you've got mentioned in there. >> why why my son? why why are they mentioned in article. they mentioned in this article. oh, a big show. oh, because we have a big show. >> unleashed goes >> comedy unleashed goes to scotland . scotland. >> yeah. on it? >> yeah. who's on it? >> yeah. who's on it? >> you. >> yeah, you. >> yeah, you. >> i'm on it. »- >> i'm on it. >> yeah, you lewis is on it. >> unfortunately, i said yes because me and >> unfortunately, i said yes balways me and >> unfortunately, i said yes balways say me and >> unfortunately, i said yes balways say yes me and >> unfortunately, i said yes balways say yes to me and >> unfortunately, i said yes balways say yes to the me and >> unfortunately, i said yes balways say yes to the guy. and >> unfortunately, i said yes balways say yes to the guy. i and i always say yes to the guy. i don't want to be there. first of all, it's none of my business whether your business. yes, whether it's your business. yes, it business. but it isn't it is my business. but it isn't my business. i'm not scottish. i'm barely british. i'm not even british. >> barely american. >> you're barely american. >> you're barely american. >> american. why >> i'm barely american. why should should i should i? why should i get involved this? involved in this? >> it's interesting. well,

because need to push back because we need to push back against authoritarian thoughts anywhere against authoritarian thoughts anycrime laws? yeah, anywhere in against authoritarian thoughts any world. .aws? yeah, anywhere in against authoritarian thoughts any world. .aws done], anywhere in against authoritarian thoughts any world. .aws done an nywhere in the world. i've done an underground show in a literal islamic got islamic caliphate. and i've got to be honest, feel less at to be honest, i feel less at risk of state persecution performing an islamic performing in an islamic caliphate where comedy is illegal dead illegal than a than a dead performing last i performed performing last time i performed in the venue cancelled in glasgow, the venue cancelled it. no way talk about it. that's no way to talk about bethnal green. last time i performed glasgow was performed in glasgow it was a sold venue sold out show. the venue cancelled and they said, cancelled it and they said, you know , we can't it go ahead. know, we can't let it go ahead. hate speech could occur i'm hate speech could occur and i'm like, hate definitely like, hate speech, definitely will then after some will occur. and then after some negotiation, they it negotiation, they allowed it to go stewards either go ahead with stewards either side stage, making sure side of the stage, making sure i didn't say anything was didn't say anything that was a hate crime. >> oh my but the point is >> oh my god. but the point is this i, i think that that's fine, but but it's not my business weather scotland. i am punishing i'm punishing scotland because i'm not bringing my edinburgh show there and losing thousands of pounds , whereas previously you pounds, whereas previously you punished your punished scotland by taking your show. my show there show. thank you. my show there and i like the way it's called. it's always called police scotland. my favourite. scotland. it's my favourite. it's not like it's called. it's not like scotland department, scotland police department, police it's an police scotland. it's like an

imperative. an instruction. imperative. it's an instruction. it's telling. it's not do your job, don't arrest leo kearse. do yourjob. yeah. your job. yeah. >> and their training is sad. like literal performances of plays i mean what are they going to do. raid like a pantomime. because you know somebody misgendered cinderella i know she didn't but do but you she didn't but but do but you should bite. >> everybody should buy tickets for thing. this is going to for this thing. this is going to be 1st. going be be april 1st. you're going to be the is going to the show. who else is going to be? you going there? be? are you going up there? >> i'm going to be up there, who else is going to be josh howie josh howie doing frank sinatra josh howie doing a frank sinatra is on does covers is going to be on he does covers of sinatra songs, but of frank sinatra songs, but dressed as hitler. >> funny, hateful. >> very funny, hateful. >> very funny, hateful. >> but it's so it's so funny. it's really, really time it's really, really nice time with things be >> sometimes things can be hateful and funny and very funny, let's let's not stop funny, so let's let's not stop more comedy news this time. it's the with a comedy the guardian with a comedy hypnotist going jail. hypnotist who's going to jail. jonathan, my jonathan, when i snap my fingers, up tell fingers, you'll wake up and tell me story. me the story. >> i'm not asleep. i'm just >> oh, i'm not asleep. i'm just a bit high, so, comedy hypnotist jailed for identity theft and stealing of stealing explicit images of women. a comedy hypnotist who women. so a comedy hypnotist who overturned a ban on performing

his show given an his stage show has been given an eight sentence, for eight month prison sentence, for identity theft and stealing explicit images of so, explicit images of women. so, obviously, this a very obviously, this is a very despicable thing to do. the guys are and i read this are wrong. and i read this article. i'm actually quite disappointed had disappointed because i had nothing hypnotism. nothing to do with hypnotism. i thought was going to be thought it was going to be a very of elaborate routine very kind of elaborate routine where he hypnotises he where he hypnotises them and he gets what? he just gets them to what? he just hacked yeah, he hacked, hacked them? yeah, he hacked, which don't really which and i don't really understand why did it, understand why he did it, because he because it sounds like he had quite lucrative job as hypnotist. >> so why would you need to make money on the side? hacking women, stealing their images, the the photos? >> they're also free photos. yeah. >> who buys, illicit >> who buys, like, illicit photos? beach photos photos? like nude beach photos or of women you can or whatever, of women you can download an infinity. believe me , i've done it. that's news to me. i'm dedicating my life to it. there is. so. there are so many photographs. videos too. >> i'm not going to defend this guy, and i'm not going . it's guy, and i'm not going. it's just the fact that the fact that he's making money off of it kind of invalidates it. is that what you're saying? because let's say he wasn't making money off of

it. he just wanted to it. let's say he just wanted to see videos. i think that's creepier. >> that's still illegal, right? >> that's still illegal, right? >> you can't. that would take someone's private nudie photos. >> yeah, i think that's the bad bit. >> what i found interesting was that had recently sued that he had recently sued a local who was denying that he had recently sued a loca the who was denying that he had recently sued a loca the rightwho was denying that he had recently sued a loca the right too was denying that he had recently sued a loca the right to perform nying that he had recently sued a loca the right to perform forng him the right to perform for publicity. yeah, yeah. while this while this trial must have been proceeding. wow >> oh, so when you googled him, it comes up with that rather than the. >> well, it just shows you can't fight city hall. we've got the telegraph now with an interesting trend in hollywood to have nameless, faceless nationalist villains to avoid any controversy. lewis. >> has >> yes, hollywood has depoliticised bad guys for fear of causing offence . this is what of causing offence. this is what the crown the crown producer says. and i've been on the i've been. his name is andy andy harries. i have met him probably possibly or seen him in the background or something. i don't know, because i've been in the crown. six. >> anecdote. mean, >> great anecdote. i mean, when you're doing graham norton, maybe with one. maybe we'll open with that one. but us the story. but tell us the story. >> the story is, is that the guy was speaking at at something of the broadcast press guild

awards, says that they awards, and he says that they can name the bad guy, and can never name the bad guy, and it's like, that's news. we know that can't name the bad guy. that you can't name the bad guy. they the bad guy. they used the bad guy. >> i remember watching true lies and the 90s. you either and stuff in the 90s. you either have an islamist guy have like an islamist guy or a guy posh english accent. guy with a posh english accent. that kinds of that was the two kinds of baddies had in hollywood. baddies they had in hollywood. >> when truth was we >> have when the truth was we had kinds of bad guys, but had other kinds of bad guys, but you weren't allowed to label the bad guys. >> yeah, but now, jonathan, i mean, i did watch maverick, the >> yeah, but now, jonathan, i mea top did watch maverick, the >> yeah, but now, jonathan, i mea top did vthingmaverick, the >> yeah, but now, jonathan, i mea top did vthing with rick, the >> yeah, but now, jonathan, i mea top did vthing with tom the new top gun thing with tom cruise, i was where cruise, and i was like, where are they bombing? is this china? is iran? never say is this iran? they never say where actually bombing. where they're actually bombing. yeah, yeah. >> like it's like, it's the >> like it's like, oh, it's the enemy. just the enemy enemy. it's just the enemy country. we who it is. country. like we know who it is. you have say, we you don't have to say, but we know who is. who is it? know who it is. who is it? scotland. was iran. scotland? scotland. it was iran. scotland? yeah. i don't know, yeah. it's iran i don't know, it's just scotland's got oil. it's just scotland's got no oil. i mean, even like the village, like, just just make it a straight white guy. we've got to have nameable even like have a nameable enemy. even like jaws. now, can't just be like jaws. now, i can't just be like the adverts. >> the ad, because the >> yeah. the ad, because the only. only you see only. the only time you see a straight white guy in an advert

now is if it's a baddie, you know, oh, there's an advert for domestic abuse or alcohol addiction gambling paid addiction or gambling or i paid my advert don't knock it. >> that advert don't knock it. yeah. problems. yeah. my gambling problems. >> well, pay your mortgage. >> well, you pay your mortgage. >> well, you pay your mortgage. >> on. we've got >> moving on. we've got the telegraph again. and apparently films the terminator have films like the terminator have made against robots. made us racist against robots. jonathan. called jonathan. yeah. someone called him giant. him an iron giant. >> economy. no. >> drain on the economy. oh, no. there that's the best i there we go. that's the best i got. i was rushed, hollywood has made geek scared of ai. made a super geek scared of ai. piers ministers. so the piers tell ministers. so the house of lords was movie house of lords was told movie depictions the depictions of ai such as the terminator, have basically terminator, etc. have basically made terrified of ai. made everyone terrified of ai. now be elon musk, now let's be honest, elon musk, our lord and saviour, has given mass about the perils mass warnings about the perils of yeah, really believes of ai. yeah, he really believes in legislation about it. and, you know, certain restrictions in developing is in developing agi, which is artificial general intelligence. look, and he's look, if he's scared and he's instrumental building a bunch instrumental in building a bunch of things like grok and he of ai things like grok and he worked openai. yeah, there's worked in openai. yeah, there's reason be afraid. this stuff reason to be afraid. this stuff is sublime. it's so is it's sublime. it's so exciting. so interesting. exciting. it's so interesting. you it kind of paves the you know, it kind of paves the way all kind of crazy way for all kind of crazy technologies to come. it's technologies to come. but it's also terrifying. >> it's racist against >> and also it's racist against white like google.

white people like google. gemini, try and make it and gemini, you try and make it and they they they show the code they do. they they show the code and they on if you google and they add on if you google like, you the founding like, you know, the founding fathers , it adds code on the fathers, it adds on code on the end saying and make all end saying and make them all non—binary , feminist people of non—binary, feminist people of colour, majority and all colour, global majority and all that stuff. so then you that sort of stuff. so then you get, know, can't get it get, you know, you can't get it to show a white guy. >> well, that's what's good about it's ridiculous. so about it is it's ridiculous. so when see it, you know, it's when you see it, you know, it's ridiculous. and so it's like and they do even things to make they do even more things to make it more ridiculous. it even more ridiculous. actually, there's a, there's a law place to make law being put in place to make every ai generated person every single ai generated person have six fingers to let have at least six fingers to let the people know that it's ai generated. oh no way. >> i see what you mean. yeah, well, one that was a joke to go. oh, that was a joke. i didn't know that was a joke. that's how good your jokes are, louis. sometimes people don't laugh. anyway, section left to go anyway, one section left to go with a vaccine the way. with a new vaccine on the way. do you really

>> welcome back to headliners we've got the metro now, and there's a new vaccine. who better to tell us about this than resident professor of vaccinology, doctor louis schaefer? >> yes, that is true. i'm unlicensed, but i am. i'm an oncologist and a virologist uk scientist. so this is perfect for me. are creating the world's first lung cancer vaccine. scientists are aiming to create a vaccine against lung cancer. oh, have they created oh, against? have they created the vaccine? no. how far along are they not? not very far. do they have a name for it? yeah, it's called lung vax. can you smell the money they're going to make? because what it is, is they're going to give it to anybody who smoked. and they people to think, oh, people are going to think, oh, am i, going to be okay am i, i'm going to be okay because, do because, because and do you think going to encourage think this is going to encourage people smoke. people to smoke. >> vape again. >> can we vape again. >> can we vape again. >> it's not going to encourage them smoke. going to them to smoke. it's going to it's going to make people feel a lot they're going to lot better. they're going to think, i've got to take it whether going or whether it's going to work or not. what chance do i have? >> do you think this is a

conspiracy big tobacco to conspiracy from big tobacco to make cigarettes? make people buy more cigarettes? >> that's leo >> i think no, that's what leo just said. it might be. it's all conspiracy. fact the conspiracy. the fact is, the right now, we've been cancer is in and these horrible in the news, and these horrible people causes people have no idea what causes cancen people have no idea what causes cancer. how to people have no idea what causes canc cancer. how to cure cancer. >> well, i think got >> well, i think they've got a rough idea because 72% of lung cancers caused smoking. cancers are caused by smoking. >> apparently that not true. >> apparently that is not true. >> apparently that is not true. >> mean, as much as as >> apparently that is not true. >> as mean, as much as as >> apparently that is not true. >> as mean as; much as as >> apparently that is not true. >> as mean as i'duch as as >> apparently that is not true. >> as mean as i'd love|s as >> apparently that is not true. >> as mean as i'd love tors >> apparently that is not true. >> as mean as i'd love to get much as much as i'd love to get my from a comedian , my cancer data from a comedian, i might also go with the scientists at cancer research. >> , is big. they're >> yeah, that is a big. they're good shops where good at charity shops where i got this tie from. i got my good to see you supporting the cause research uk. >> jonathan, jonathan this >> but jonathan, jonathan this is is great thing. is a this is a great thing. i mean, vaccine that can cure mean, a vaccine that can cure cancer probably work cancer will probably work on other if works. other cancers if it works. >> fantastic. fantastic. yeah. i mean it doesn't i'm going to say he wouldn't let me get any of my vaccines as a kid . i one of vaccines as a kid. i one of them, i was like, daddy, i'm going to thailand. i don't want to get rabies. he's like, walk it yeah, walk. it off. yeah, walk. >> don't go to thailand. go to cancer research. get your ties there cause cancer. cancer research. get your ties the|associated cause cancer. cancer research. get your ties the|associated withse cancer. it's associated with cancer. it's associated with cancer.

it's coral . it's correlated. >> associated related care anymore. we've got the anymore. anyway, we've got the mail now, and apparently viagra will make you live longer. shut up.the will make you live longer. shut up. the downside it'll be up. the downside is it'll be a hard jonathan. that would hard life. jonathan. that would have a joke . have been a great joke. >> yeah. don't do it again. >> hey. yeah. don't do it again. >> hey. yeah. don't do it again. >> will it again. you >> so i will do it again. you know what? >> let's start again. >> let's start again. >> we've the mail now, >> so we've got the mail now, and viagra will make and apparently viagra will make you longer. downside is you live longer. the downside is it'll jonathan it'll be a hard life. jonathan boom. viagra. boom. because it's viagra. >> what i'm talking >> nice. i like what i'm talking about. joking. about. it's good. good joking. that's a joke. so viagra that's a great joke. so viagra might you live longer, might make you live longer, scientists but scientists discover, but they admit got idea why. admit they've got no idea why. so men prescribed the impotency drug found to be 15% less drug were found to be 15% less likely to die during the course of study , which examined 40 of the study, which examined 40 years we know why years of data. now we know why men live longer because their wives are happy and upset. men live longer because their wives are happy and upset . women wives are happy and upset. women are the biggest cause of death in men, as he would tell me every night before bed. >> i expecting louis to say >> i was expecting louis to say that , but his >> i was expecting louis to say that, but his has said it. that, but his son has said it. that's incredible. >> yeah. no one had an >> yeah. no one has had an erection our house for 20 years. >> that is. that totally >> that is. that is totally true. is that men who have the energy and the money take

energy and the money to take viagra, you're more in viagra, probably you're more in the willing the game, they're more willing to live. >> also em.- gm.- >> and also today's episode is sponsored com. so sponsored by bluetooth. com. so please headline as please use the code headline as a for 20% discount.com a checkout for 20% discount.com and ofcom. >> we're selling stop selling stuff the show please. stuff in the show please. >> but most of the stuff that is it. i mean that was a joke. although i think was mugs although i think there was mugs actually sale. they are. actually are for sale. they are. i i think viagra because i mean i think viagra because viagra was actually originally invented medication invented as a heart medication because it dilates, it dilates your, because it dilates, it dilates your , blood vessels. your, blood vessels. >> people take nitrous oxide . >> people take nitrous oxide. and so it's good for you. you should everybody should take a little bit of viagra. yeah, a little bit of viagra. yeah, a little bit. >> there's some good medical advice there. we've got the mirror and biggest mirror now. and the biggest student nearly a quarter student debt is nearly a quarter of still, worth of £1 million. still, it's worth it that degree in history it to get that degree in history of whatever they of tampons or whatever they teach. lewis. of tampons or whatever they tanes, lewis. of tampons or whatever they tanes, lewi you've missed >> yes, because you've missed the and i'll show uk the point. and i'll show you uk highest uk has the highest, highest uk has the highest, highest highest. student loan highest uk highest. student loan debt is revealed as one person owes than £230,000 pounds. owes more than £230,000 pounds. wow, right. which sounds like amazing . it sounds like that guy amazing. it sounds like that guy is ripping off the system, but

you know where the money is going. it's not going into his pocket. going into the pocket. it's going into the universities. dodgy universities. >> like went >> like like you went to understand concept of understand the concept of education. for university. >> but the point is the university making just university is making is just giving to left giving money to these left leaning university leaning team. world university employees . and may the employees. and it may be the students getting some of it. students are getting some of it. yeah, it's all a big scam. yeah, but it's all a big scam. lewis schaffer is the university. it's a game. >> let's try and fit this last one in. and the final minute the guardian now and never mind artificial intelligence. dogs are becoming intelligent jonathan. >> well lastly has always been one smart biatch. and i can say that because she's technically a female dog. i looked it up. that's all good. so dogs can understand the meaning nouns. understand the meaning of nouns. new finds , so dogs can new research finds, so dogs can understand certain we've understand certain words. we've scanned their brains so things like ball sit i mean, like ball or sit or. i mean, that's a verb. >> i mean, surely we already knew this, because if you tell a dog most the time, dog to sit, most of the time, it'll sit if it knows if it's been trained. >> yeah. so there's this. there's hardly news. this there's this hardly news. this is nine. there's this hardly news. this is i1ine. there's this hardly news. this is i guess that's not a noun. >> i guess that's not a noun. that's a verb. they

that's a verb. so they understand nouns as well. >> getting >> oh, god, they're getting smart, there so >> yeah. so there you go. so they've gotten smarter. >> this >> i did actually see this documentary about this really smart basically could smart dog who basically could like, mysteries. smart dog who basically could like,him mysteries. smart dog who basically could like,him and mysteries. smart dog who basically could like,him and his mysteries. smart dog who basically could like,him and his friendsteries. smart dog who basically could like,him and his friends drove and him and his friends drove around van. was like it around in a van. it was like it was crazy. >> oh, this is a joke. this is you're talking about, like, the munch the scooby, munch bunch or the scooby, scooby one. scooby doo. that's the one. >> know that? and >> how do i know that? and that's my frame. that's not even my time frame. >> your intelligence level, though. >> very good. this has >> very good. i think this has been good show. i think been a very good show. i think i want to shout out for my son. i'd like him to get more. >> over. so let's >> sure is nearly over. so let's take look take another quick look at saturday's pages. to saturday's front pages. sorry to interrupt, lewis. daily mail interrupt, lewis. the daily mail has. and getting has. i am well and getting stronger i'm going to stronger every day. i'm going to be okay. telegraph be okay. the telegraph has cancer as shock. the cancer came as a huge shock. the i has kate reveals she has cancer and has started chemotherapy. the time says princess reveals her cancer and says i'm going to be okay. the express has kate. my cancer came as huge shock. and finally the daily star has kate. i have cancer and those were your front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you so much to my lewis schaffer and my guests, lewis schaffer and his jonathan coogan. josh

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frequent showers initially across scotland, northern ireland, northern and western england as well as wales. but they'll develop just about anywhere through the morning. >> downpours, hail >> some heavy downpours, hail and in and hill and thunder mixed in and hill snow across parts of wales, northern scotland . northern england and scotland. >> and it's scotland where it will coldest with that wind will feel coldest with that wind peaking near gale force later in the the far north and the day across the far north and temperatures of just eight celsius, but further south, 9 or 10 degrees, and with wind 10 degrees, and with that wind feeling more like 6 or 7 celsius. sunday starts off less windy, but it will still feel cold on the north sea coast. some brightness. first thing, a touch of frost here and there. the cloud will build and then a few showers will develop into the afternoon, but nowhere near as many as saturday. but the next area of rain comes in from the west later. that's going to dominate things monday, dominate things on monday, a damp many. clearing to damp day for many. clearing to showers tuesday . showers on tuesday. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on

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