favour. after the vote, the in favour. after the vote, the israeli prime minister benjamin netanyahu cancelled his planned visit to washington, saying the us had withdrawn from its consistent position . and in the consistent position. and in the united states, donald trump will go on trial next month. the first ever criminal trial of a former or current us president. separately he scored a significant victory today after an appeals court judge granted him an extension to pay a fine in ten days time, also reducing his liability for that fine from £360 million to £140 million. it also means the state of new york can't now seize his assets in a fraud case, during which he's been accused of inflating his own net worth . here, protest own net worth. here, protest groups save british farming and fairness for farmers of kent have driven their tractors into central london tonight to protest about what they're calling substandard imports and the dishonest labelling of food.

they also protested against low cost agricultural imports, saying it all amounts to a threat to food security. it comes after europe's farmers ramped up demonstrations across the continent, protesting against eu and national measures in their own countries . the ceo in their own countries. the ceo of boeing is to step down by the end of the year in a major management shake—up , following a management shake—up, following a raft of aircraft safety concerns , dave calhoun and other senior executives will step down after a series of scandals to hit boeing, including the apparent suicide of a whistleblower who'd reportedly raised concerns about the country's production issues . the country's production issues. the company has been under particular pressure to do something following the sudden blow—out of an aircraft fuselage at 16,000ft, concerning an alaska airlines boeing 737 max in january . here at home, sarah, in january. here at home, sarah, duchess of york, says she's full

of admiration for the princess of admiration for the princess of wales after her cancer announcement post on social media today, the duchess said she hopes kate will now be given the space, time and privacy to heal. the space, time and privacy to heal . the duchess added i know heal. the duchess added i know she'll be surrounded by the love of her family and everyone is praying for the best outcome. for the very latest do sign up to gb news alerts, scan the qr code on your screen or go to gbnews.com/alerts. now it's time for headliners . for headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners. i'm josh howie taking you through the newspapers of the near future with father, daughter comedy team chris, the wetton and his daughter lewis shaffer. that makes jonathan my brother . oh, makes jonathan my brother. oh, it's all gotten a little bit incestuous in here, hasn't it.7

>> and, well, it makes it makes us hanging out a little us hanging out together a little bit little spicy, bit exciting, a little spicy, a yorkshire accent. >> well, she's related, do. >> i can't even do an do.— >> i can't even do an i can't even a new york accent even do a new york accent anymore. sound all wonky. anymore. i sound all wonky. okay, but i love can i just say this? love cressida my daughter. >> that's really lovely, to know that, how about a colleague? >> could you respect me as a colleague? >> no. i don't think women belong in the workplace to the show. >> y. y to quickly. have show. >> to quickly. have you >> i want to quickly. have you got okay, let's got my mug? okay, right. let's have at tuesday's have a quick gander at tuesday's front pages. the daily mail fury at feeble rebuke to china telegraph secret court for speeding and tv fines must end. guardian israel isolated after un security council. financial times boeing chief calhoun to step down in shake up after door panel safety crisis. the eye. uk cabinet clash on how to fight china. spy threat and the daily star. vampires and zombies do walk among us. those are your front pages . krista watt of the

front pages. krista watt of the guardian gone with and am i going to get angry? >> haha. >> haha. >> well , we >> haha. >> well, we could have. >> well, we could have. >> well, we could have. >> we could do the other stories, but the main story is israel isolated after un security council demands gaza ceasefire, so, yeah, they voted and 14 other council members have all said , we want a have all said, we want a ceasefire. america's just said nothing. yeah and that's that's where we are. the text is a bit confusing. it demands an immediate ceasefire for the month of ramadan, leading to a sustainable ceasefire. but it also it's not dependent on also says it's not dependent on the hostages being returned. >> so it's okay for israel to be attacked on sukkot, which is where? seventh world. but but then, because of its muslims . then, because of its muslims. oh, we have to stop for ramadan getting back. >> and meanwhile . and meanwhile >> and meanwhile. and meanwhile it's calmed down. josh. okay. calm and meanwhile, it's calm down. and meanwhile, it's passover. before in passover. and never before in the the world has the history of the world has everyone hated the jews. like today. i feel like we've we've

been here before. been hated. no, we haven't been every single country has hated the jews and even country that normally even the country that normally hates can't even, like, hates the jews can't even, like, look look at saudi arabia look at, look at saudi arabia and egypt. i mean, they probably don't hate the jews , but saudi don't hate the jews, but saudi arabia is we're very close to being buddies. arabia is we're very close to beiithat's dies. arabia is we're very close to beiithat's arguably why this >> that's arguably why this this , this thing was launched because about because iran was scared about saudi arabia and israel making peace, but they don't have the strength to say, listen, we want israel as our friend, and neither egypt . neither does egypt. >> but they don't have the strength let to the strength to let the to let the palestinians go through their border israel. if border or even attack israel. if israel doing so badly. israel is doing so badly. >> this is the thing. >> well, this is the thing. there's questions whether there's questions as to whether this all, there, this is binding at all, there, david cameron, our foreign secretary, put out, i believe, an incredibly cowardly statement where his the final points. these are the four points. we want hamas gone. well, how do you think hamas, a terrorist organisation, are going to go? you can't just ask them nicely. >> for reasons >> you're asking for reasons this is your problem, josh. and i think i think i think i

understand where it comes from psychologically. i'm not going to it. i know, josh, to go into it. i know, josh, i have the same thing where you want fairness. that's most want fairness. that's the most important want important thing. you want people like do . you want people you like i do. you want people you don't want hypocrisy. that's the worst thing you can be. >> everybody wants it. >> well, everybody wants it. this is in the guardian. it's talking about 32,000 palestinians talking about 32,000 palyeah.ins doesn't >> yeah. which it doesn't qualify. these numbers qualify. where these numbers came from. yeah. >> hamas doesn't mention. wait wait calm down, wait wait wait wait. calm down, calm down. >> it doesn't say down. so >> it doesn't say calm down. so should do the garrick. should we do the garrick. >> no. for senior judges >> no, no, no. for seniorjudges are take are you taking are are you take are you taking are you taking over control of the show ? show? >> this is coming from the un, where employees took part in where un employees took part in october 7th tragedy. >> travis. well, you could vaguely call them us . vaguely call them us. >> oh, by the way, on a positive note, there is a little advert for, here shazia mirza, who's a good mine. she's got good mate of mine. she's got a tour on at the moment, and tour going on at the moment, and she's very. she's very, very. >> she's a muslim. josh >> and she's a muslim. and josh is saudi. wow. >> thank you much. that makes >> thank you so much. that makes everything what have the everything great, what have the daily with? no, no, no. daily mail with? no, no, no no. >> let her fit. let do >> let her fit. let her do her story.

>> e’- y no, she doesn't want >> no, no, no, she doesn't want to that. she let her make to do that. she let her make peace move. is that what peace and move. is that what you were do? we're not were trying to do? we're not going to out. no more anger. going to get out. no more anger. >> what you the >> what do you think the strangest moments to >> what do you think the stra move moments to >> what do you think the stra move on. nents to me move on. >> listening to you >> i'm always listening to you because understand. because you don't understand. >> takes about five minutes >> it takes about five minutes to through his to actually get through his cortex, get through all meat. >> because i'm thinking the problem josh, right. >> f- f.- f.— >> that's not doing it. you've got choices. come on, daily mail. >> oh, okay. >> oh, okay. >> fury at feeble rebuke to china. is beijing hack. china. this is beijing hack. details 40,000 million, 40 details of 40,000 million, 40 million and spite an mp. million voters and spite an mp. but uk's response is care compared to taking a wooden spoon a gunfight of course it spoon to a gunfight of course it is. it's basically we're not punishing china. we can punish china. we're a tiny little island. we britain is. island. britain, we britain is. >> if we were jason bourne, can i, can i finish? >> can i finish my thought, please? sorry, sorry. can i finish a joke about it? doesn't matter. this is. you're not supposed to be funny. >> i apologise , i apologise. >> i apologise, i apologise. >> i apologise, i apologise. >> oh, i talk about elephant >> oh, i talk about the elephant giving a mouse. giving birth to a mouse. yeah, that's unexpected. giving birth to a mouse. yeah, that's unexpl'med. saying, >> special. i'm just saying, there good there are a lot of good metaphors there's a lot metaphors coming. there's a lot of be. of there could be. >> for the end and just

>> wait for the end and just want to that disney movie. want to see that disney movie. and just say it. my and then you just say it. oh, my god, this is. i wasn't expecting for you. i wasn't expecting for you. for you. i wasn't expecting for youi'm to be i'm going to >> i'm going to be i'm going to behave myself. >> behaving >> go. yeah. you're behaving yourself. it's my job to be misbehaved. job as the misbehaved. it's your job as the host the voice of reason. host to be the voice of reason. the point point is the point is. the point is britain is just a small island off the coast of america. it has no power anymore . it to do no power anymore. it to do anything china. can't very anything to china. it can't very well to china, we're not well say to china, we're not going to with you. it going to trade with you. it would the country into a would put the country into a super have super recession. so they have limited options. and i don't know this is true. anyway >> well, cresta, i mean what they've done, which is basically they've done, which is basically they've put two people, they've sort of put two people, they've sort of put two people, they've said to two people who work the, the hackers, oh, work for the, the hackers, oh, you are really bad. and you guys are really bad. and that's about it. they haven't done them. that's about it. they haven't dorit them. that's about it. they haven't dorit says them. that's about it. they haven't dorit says the them. that's about it. they haven't dorit says the foreignn. that's about it. they haven't dorit says the foreign office >> it says the foreign office summoned going to summoned these is going to summoned these is going to summon ambassador to summon the chinese ambassador to explain what happened. this is like out gigging and like when i go out gigging and people to ask me people come up to me and ask me to explain lewis's behaviour, i can't for that, to explain lewis's behaviour, i can' know? for that, you know? >> why not, that's an interesting thing, though . also interesting thing, though. also about timing here. about the timing here. some people that people are saying that it's because we have an election

coming to make sure coming up. we want to make sure that we have secure electoral facilities. if that's a phrase that's used . or the other thing that's used. or the other thing is that there seem to be a lot of, lot tory mps going, i of, a lot of tory mps going, i hate china more to prove their leadership. >> well, because rishi is not killing it, is he? sorry, rishi. same old thing, the prime minister the prime minister of the uk, sunak, has said the uk, rishi sunak, has said that uk would take measures that the uk would take measures and that just your heart and that just makes your heart sink. oh wishes measures again. >> maybe maybe, maybe the >> or maybe the maybe, maybe the british is going british government is going look, china. and not pay look, china. and not to pay attention fact that there attention to the fact that there are migrants coming are millions of migrants coming into country and that into the country and that the world coming to end. world is coming to an end. it's like like subterfuge. like it's like a subterfuge. >> lib dems weird >> and also the lib dems weird made up. i haven't thought about them for a while, and they made a good which a really good point, which is why cameron releasing why is david cameron releasing this 1922 this information in the 1922 committee? not committee? why is he not releasing and talking releasing this? and talking about this in parliament he releasing this? and talking ab0|be his in parliament he releasing this? and talking ab0|bequestioned1ment he releasing this? and talking ab0|be questionedamertheyhe releasing this? and talking ab0|be questionedamerthey can can be questioned and they can actually about what the actually find out about what the response right? response should be, right? moving telegraph, moving on to the telegraph, cressida, secret court for speeding fines must end. speeding and tv fines must end. >> so apparently you're going to

love this because it's about opening up and discussing things publicly, . there's publicly, so true. there's ministers are facing demands to have people being prosecuted for speeding, tv licence, those kind of offences and truancy, which is a crime, they can no longer be held behind closed doors. this is what's being pushed for , this is what's being pushed for, because apparently up till now they have been. and sometimes people very vulnerable. the people are very vulnerable. the kind into kind of people that fall into these apparently all these sets. apparently it's all women the licence stuff women with the tv licence stuff because the ones at because they're the ones at home, so people are saying it's not fair. >> i don't to pay for stuff >> i don't like to pay for stuff . well, i was allowed to introduce . i could interrupt introduce. i could interrupt that one for that. >> i'm trying to push back. but, you know. >> but statistically, it's true. you lunch. you owe me lunch. >> yeah. don't your >> yeah. i don't know your lunch, anyway, the point is, vulnerable it gives the vulnerable people, it gives the example. i shouldn't laugh 78 example. i shouldn't laugh at 78 year dementia, fined year old with dementia, fined for car insurance for not having car insurance when was in care and when she was in a care home. and the is, stuff gets when she was in a care home. and the through stuff gets when she was in a care home. and the through by;tuff gets when she was in a care home. and the through by;tuff magistrate, waved through by one magistrate, it decided under cover. it all gets decided under cover. but they do try and make this but if they do try and make this a bigger process, it's just going to have a backlog and

costs and, you know, maybe it's just as well one person's waving. well, i think the idea is to have some accountability here, because point of here, because the whole point of this up was this court was set up was because have too we because we just have way too we have huge backlog. have this huge backlog. >> there some simple cases >> there are some simple cases here be dealt with here that can be dealt with in the 90s, which here that can be dealt with in the a 90s, which here that can be dealt with in the a bit 90s, which here that can be dealt with in the a bit crazy, 90s, which here that can be dealt with in the a bit crazy, judy. nhich here that can be dealt with in the a bit crazy, judy. buth here that can be dealt with in the a bit crazy, judy. but if seems a bit crazy, judy. but if we journalists there, we have some journalists there, they job and be they might do theirjob and be reporting on the royal family. >> but it's a lie. it's a lie. first of all, the number of journalists have like plummeting journalists have like plummeting journalists don't report everything lie. everything and journalists lie. you these you can tell from these newspapers that were reading, they're of liars. they're just a bunch of liars. and country needs , and what this country needs, this great country. it's a this is a great country. it's a very, good country. but very, very good country. but but the lack of openness is the worst thing about this country. >> well, hopefully they're going to they're going to rectify that in this case anyway. let's finish this section with the star the star. star lewis the star. >> oh good news. the star. the star is vampire zombies do walk amongst us. this is a story that we covered the day. it we covered the other day. it says if you that that for says that if you that that for their valid reason , means their very valid reason, means why people like why vampires do

bad things. it's just a way. >> basically, it's a real psychological condition. i don't want to interrupt you, but you just explaining it that just weren't explaining it that well. have to go to break well. and we have to go to break very quickly. >> but why ask me? then? >> but why do you ask me? then? why i here? well, that's just why am i here? well, that's just the the show. why am i here? well, that's just the you the show. why am i here? well, that's just the you have show. why am i here? well, that's just the you have ahow. why am i here? well, that's just the you have a psychological >> you can have a psychological condition to. condition that compel you to. that compel physical, that can compel physical, a physical, a physical do physical, a physical like i do because think blood. because i think blood. >> to tell you >> and i'm going to tell you something don't don't something i don't eat. i don't dnnk something i don't eat. i don't drink human but it looks delicious. >> you heard it here first, everybody. eat everybody. lewis does not eat human blood. >> i don't drink it. >> i don't drink it. >> don't drink. sorry, >> don't drink. i'm sorry, i don't drink. i apologise, i may, i mistake, may make i may mistake, i may, may make blood out of it. right. blood pudding out of it. right. that's front pages that's the front pages blundered. coming up. we go behind the fold for the gold of isis, telling

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christa wetton and lewis schaefer. >> i've never touched him. yeah exactly. >> i'm not pressing charges on her. >> that's very kind of you. onto the express, lewis. it seems like putin's obsession with reservoir dogs might have backfired. >> yeah, i was going to look up what that meant, but i guess it has to do with revenge, right in the middle with you. >> come on. the famous scene, getting off ferry. >> come on. the famous scene, get i ng off ferry. >> come on. the famous scene, geti haven't ferry. >> come on. the famous scene, geti haven't watched this. no, >> i haven't watched this. no, don't want to watch it. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> what does it say? what? it refers they've been refers to. they've been extremely brutal. refers to. they've been extrem

>> and, well, doesn't this show the difference between the uk and russia? because this would not play out well in the uk, would it? we're very . would it? we're very. >> what you mean police actually doing their job, capturing them pretty much . pretty much. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and cutting their ear off. >> and cutting their ear off. >> never toxic >> i've never said toxic masculinity but think masculinity before, but i think i've from russia in i've seen some from russia in the the last 24 hours. the last. the last 24 hours. it's mean, stating the it's i mean, i'm stating the obvious , but we would have an obvious, but we would have an absolute wouldn't we, if we absolute fit, wouldn't we, if we thought so. >> saying . yeah, >> you're saying. yeah, you're saying cut off saying that's toxic to cut off one ear, saying that's toxic to cut off one ear , but killing 140 one guy's ear, but killing 140 innocent people in movie innocent people in a movie theatre isn't toxic. >> well, we've got this kind of rule, haven't we? in our way, our way. the west's way of doing things where we. capture things where we. we capture people that have done bad things and hold them, we don't and we hold them, but we don't do it back. >> and has worked out >> and how has that worked out for it's a point one hit for us? it's a point one hit because the express says that they've been unable . to verify they've been unable. to verify they've been unable. to verify the reports, if anybody's watching from the express, i

would just like to say that there's this new website that, or platform called or social media platform called x formerly twitter that, x or formerly twitter that, maybe out. you might x or formerly twitter that, maysome out. you might x or formerly twitter that, may some videos ut. you might x or formerly twitter that, maysome videos on you might x or formerly twitter that, may some videos on there night x or formerly twitter that, may some videos on there that see some videos on there that might out it is might help you out here. it is slightly ridiculous though, isn't it's isn't it, krista, that, it's also is trying to say, also like isis is trying to say, like the brutal torture, like somehow kind like somehow they're kind of like a human organisation. human rights organisation. slightly 100.| -| m1- “ makes me . i have to >> i just makes me. i have to laugh because it makes me despair. it just goes. i mean, it's never lost all respect for isis. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's horrible. i don't like it. >> it's horrible. and also, of course, you have putin desperately trying to blame ukraine and just well, we were arguing about this earlier. >> i do think it's strange that they've captured four members of isis who are their trademark is not being there at the end of the job. >> but they didn't use >> yeah, but they didn't use explosives that's their >> well, yeah, but that's their thing, don't thing, isn't it? i don't know, it very strange to me if it seems very strange to me if i thought i was going to be captured by mr putin, i think i might wear a special belt. >> cresta telegraph might wear a special belt. >> a cresta telegraph might wear a special belt. >> a storyesta telegraph might wear a special belt. >> a storyesta an elegraph might wear a special belt. >> a storyesta an sms.|ph might wear a special belt. >> a storyesta an sms. sms has a story about an sms. sms app' has a story about an sms. sms app, hey, you know me. what i'm

sorry. the reason why it's so cute is. what are they saying that they said about they ? this that they said about they? this is what happens when you talk about non—binary stuff. it all goes out the window. >> oh, i see, very good. i thought you'd just lost the plot there. a plot, tory there. but it was a plot, tory msp police for recording. msp to sue police for recording. tweet people as tweet about non—binary people as hate the tweet said hate incident. so the tweet said choosing to identify as non—binary is as valid as choosing to identify as a cat. i'm not sure governments should be spending time on action plans for either . for either. >> very unpopular with with certain groups. anyway, this guy murdo fraser, who was reported somebody reported this tweet as a hate crime. that's what they were hoping for. didn't get hate crime status, but they did get a non—crime hate incident, which isn't the same thing. so it didn't meet the threshold of being a crime. but this is recorded against his name without his knowledge, and he's only found later when only found out later when somebody complained somebody else has complained again, know, it's not again, so, you know, it's not on. of course , on the 1st of on. and of course, on the 1st of april, we're going to have this

new legislation brought in where it no longer be. it it will no longer need to be. it won't to meet the old won't have to meet the old criteria being a crime, not criteria for being a crime, not we. oh, very good point. we. oh, well, very good point. yeah. it will now yeah. scotland. it will now be about the perceived hate. >> are they going to retroactively be. >> well, it's not the point is it. because currently there's 5500 of these non—crime hate incidents? yes. that's per year. so the point is that on april the 1st, if people carry on like this, the police are going to have an awful lot of work. well, they're going able to they're also going to be able to take further. take it further. >> they're have the >> they're going to have the legislation to be able to do that. different, that. guidance is different, isn't the, isn't it, lewis? between the, england scotland , england and wales and scotland, in that the guidance in the uk now is to not record these incidents and actually officially mark them down now because of what happened, there was an incident in 2021 where, the they got sued the police and that's why it changed. although for a while now the police were still carrying this stuff out. but scotland never implemented it. so this is what they do. if anybody's offended and they report you, name down

report you, your name goes down on a file. >> yeah. and he's getting help from . who are they getting from. from who are they getting help? cpih union, speech help? cpih union, free speech union. i've actually me union. and i've actually mind me interrupting then. do you interrupting you then. do you know, asked for know, because i asked for your help, paid £29 for help, i paid £29 for a membership, think it's membership, and i think it's well worth it. free speech union. at the same time, i lied, i said i wasn't working to get the super discount rate. >> lewis, this isn't work. >> lewis, this isn't work. >> lewis. come on, it is. >> but this is. well, this isn't. guess it's not work, isn't. i guess it's not work, but any of you're but any kind of right. you're right. any kind of work. >> defend the scottish >> so to defend the scottish police, saying that this police, they're saying that this is for to is very useful for them to collate all information collate all this information because they can it provides them intelligence on them with intelligence on community tensions. yeah. yeah. that's the justification . that's the justification. >> so there's a lot of tension between the msps and they then people . people. >> and as i've said every >> and i like as i've said every single show, called police single show, it's called police scotland, is basically an scotland, which is basically an imperative , a hope that scotland imperative, a hope that scotland will do their job, which is please police scotland, it's intent rather than reality. >> right. thursday mail has a story for you, lewis, about the end of an era that you don't

even believe happened. >> well, that's actually true. i believe the era happened, but it wasn't. now is really wasn't. it wasn't now is really the . it's really the end of the now. it's really the end of the now. it's really the end of the covid era. routine lateral flows , lateral flows, i guess flows, lateral flows, i guess tests for patients being discharged from hospitals into care will be axed next care homes will be axed next week. i think they week. because i think they thought, you know what? we've killed enough of them. we don't we need to be worried killed enough of them. we don't we anybodyto be worried killed enough of them. we don't we anybody .> be worried killed enough of them. we don't we anybody . maybe.'ried killed enough of them. we don't we anybody . maybe. maybe we about anybody. maybe. maybe we haven't killed enough. we want more people to die . i don't more people to die. i don't believe that it kills. anyway, i think it's the flu. the flu does kill, the flu does kill. and that basically they're saying, don't the don't worry about covid. but the fact is, still giving fact is, they're still giving out vaccines . they're still out vaccines. they're still trying to get people to take covid i right ? covid vaccines. am i right? nobody's them, but they're nobody's taken them, but they're still trying to it. still trying to trying to do it. the everybody knows the fact is, is everybody knows i talk about this because i can't talk about this because i can't talk about this because i get too angry. them murderers, what they did during the covid thing was murder people by putting them in nursing homes. >> so i get all in trouble from you when i talk about hamas like this. but when it's your turn, you're allowed to just of

you're allowed to just sort of go off willingly. i'll tell you what kill people. what does kill people. >> because you're >> yes, yes, because you're supposed know josh, supposed to know better. josh, you. he they they you. he's totally. he they they such hypocrite. him. such a hypocrite. they love him. here. to hear i'm not here. i want to hear i'm not a hypocrite. hear from me. >> no, i want to hear crestor's point. >> come on, louis, seen and not heard, yeah. maybe not heard, seen, experts have that seen, experts have warned that axing the policy could have serious consequences. yes, it could for the manufacturers of these tests are. yes. and what i think's really awful about all the spending that's gone onto these tests, whether they work or and personally am more or not. and i personally am more interested people's symptoms interested in people's symptoms than their says. than what their test says. it's cost nhs this money that cost the nhs all this money that could been going to, you could have been going to, you know, asthma inhalers or cancer screenings whatever . screenings or whatever. >> and was at the nhs today >> and i was at the nhs today and great job for and they do a great job for certain things, not. certain things, exists or not. >> a virus >> the fact is there's a virus out there. kills, out there. it kills, particularly the elderly. so sending old people back sending old elderly people back to their care homes, this is what killed a huge amount of them. reliable. >> so why not look at this. >> so why not look at this. >> they are well, they're more reliable than no tests at all

because there's asymmetric there's asymptomatic. well i'm not into his not that's where i get into his territory not that's where i get into his terri ory know, but what. but >> i don't know, but what. but we know that, know, if we do know that, you know, if they've wouldn't send an ill they've i wouldn't send an ill elderly person to an elderly. >> but everybody >> yeah, but not everybody presents the presents as people can have the virus pass it on virus and still pass it on to other people would die other people who then would die from it. so it seems to like from it. so it seems to me like there here. i think there is a risk here. i think it's a minimal cost here to send sending people to, it's a minimal cost here to send senrknow, people to, it's a minimal cost here to send senrknow, to, people to, it's a minimal cost here to send senrknow, to, to zople to, it's a minimal cost here to send senrknow, to, to homes to, it's a minimal cost here to send senrknow, to, to homes to to, it's a minimal cost here to send senrknow, to, to homes to make you know, to, to homes to make sure safe , whether sure that they're safe, whether they're tested for flu or any kind of virus. >> i question what you say reliable to. >> i question what you say reli iole to. >> i question what you say relii wouldn't to. >> i question what you say relii wouldn't be 0. >> i question what you say relii wouldn't be happy. >> i wouldn't be happy. >> i wouldn't be happy. >> . they're not reliable >> then. they're not reliable because because because there's no i'm going to say this and i've said it every single time. there's probably i'm 95% sure no such thing as a virus . and it's such thing as a virus. and it's viruses do not kill and vaccines cannot work on something that does not. >> i personally believe that this is dangerous. it's a minimum amount of money and just say most. >> doctors your >> most doctors do. that's your job. say most doctors job. josh is to say most doctors believe there's a consensus that virus. >> e know what saying >> well, you know what saying that doctors obviously that most doctors have obviously passed because this passed off on this because this is they're doing. they're

is what they're doing. they're going send these people back going to send these people back to homes. think that that to the homes. i think that that was the great tragedy was that was the great tragedy dunng during that whole era, apart from lockdowns and whatnot, which but the which i disagree with. but the point is sending that if they had this actual ring of had done this actual ring of protection, which they talked about didn't actually do , about and didn't actually do, then a lot of people then there were a lot of people who would actually, they who would well, actually, they wouldn't be alive still, probably no. >> had stayed, if they >> if they had stayed, if they had hospital had stayed in the hospital longer, probably longer, they'd probably would have all have been dead anyway. all right. because the right. because because the number died number because more people died in from from being intubated. >> quite a serious story. now, in tuesday's guardian. so maybe it's better that go to it's better that we go to cressida . cressida. >> oh nottingham attacks ministers urged consider new ministers urged to consider new homicide category. so, killer valdo calocane was convicted of killing three people in nottingham, but he wasn't convicted of murder . he was convicted of murder. he was convicted of murder. he was convicted of murder. he was convicted of a lesser a diminished responsibility because of his paranoid schizophrenia, basically. so he's now serving a hospital order, which is different to prison. you go to a different building and the family families of deceased are not happy

of the deceased are not happy about this. so there's this idea that we should have two classifications of murder. first degree and second degree. >> like what they see at the moment. we have two. yes. so they're saying we should implement american method to implement the american method to three tiers, but the thing is, what's story is also what's behind this story is also that the family just didn't have a very good experience with the authorities. so, that's that's a slightly different issue. >> i would say the story is sort of about because they, they complain and the cps were found to have acted in accordance with the law . yeah, but that doesn't the law. yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean that justice was served. louis >> right. i think, you know, as a person who's involved in a criminal incident that, unless the unless the full punishment of law is meted out on this guy, the families are going to be unhappy. but this seems like it's a bit it's a bit like a nothing. well, no, because the point is, the law didn't exist. >> to be able to metre out justice. >> let me let me restate that

correctly . unless the guy is correctly. unless the guy is completely punished and put to death and then fries in hell, the families are not going to be happy. >> well, they're not going to be happy. and i think that's reasonable. whether the two things on yeah but things going on here. yeah but look, there's nothing with look, there's nothing wrong with we law to be precise. we want the law to be precise. that's fair. >> also, i mean, you >> yes. but also, i mean, you mentioned how how unrealistic ideas going to ideas of what was going to happen. >> well, i just it was already recommended in 2006 they recommended in 2006 that they have this third. >> yeah. tier, tier. >> yeah. tier, tier. >> and it was rejected by parliament. possibly they made a mistake. certainly in this case, i think going to a hospital is ridiculous for murdering three people. right. we're at the halfway with some cultural halfway point with some cultural madness way. for madness coming our way. ads for channel trans darts channel migrants, trans darts and bbc woman's hour porn backlash . backlash.

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welcome back to headlines and kicking off with tuesday's telegraph. lewis. and you'll be happy to hear it's not all about muslims. >> no, it isn't all about muslims. except this is another story. would calm down story. josh, would you calm down about anyway ? this about the muslims anyway? this is this is. this is some muslim lady who went to a tribunal to complain that the hospital she worked fired her because or worked at fired her because or didn't maybe didn't fire what she's saying. she was complaining, saying that she complaining, saying that she complaining because they made her sleeves and complaining because they made her a sleeves and complaining because they made her a muslimsleeves and complaining because they made her a muslim lady.es and complaining because they made her a muslim lady. andd complaining because they made her a muslim lady. and they she's a muslim lady. and they were being nasty her because were being nasty to her because she muslim. religious she was a muslim. religious discrimination, religious discrimination. and the tribunal judge , no, it's not, it's judge says, no, it's not, it's not because of religion. it's because there got to be some rules and whatever. and the truth is, i think and you know me, i think people should be respected. their religion should be i think the be respected. i think the perfect is to follow perfect solution is to follow the islamic principles and to not women work . not let women work. >> okay. >> okay. >> you can't fault the logic . it >> you can't fault the logic. it turns out what he was trying to say was, yeah, doctors

apparently i didn't know this, have to have their arms bear up to the elbow so they can wash their hands thoroughly. that's their hands thoroughly. that's the problem all way up. the problem all the way up. >> this woman. >> and this woman. >> and this woman. >> yes. thought she was out >> yes. she thought she was out of the designated zone. she of the, the designated zone. she wasn't. turns out, wasn't. but it turns out, apparently nhs have apparently the nhs have disposable sleeves for just this occasion. she could occasion. who knew she could have had a pair of whatever? they are disposable sleeves. but she didn't. it's a misunderstanding. all kicked she didn't. it's a misandarstanding. all kicked she didn't. it's a misand istanding. all kicked she didn't. it's a misand i think ng. all kicked she didn't. it's a misand i think she all kicked she didn't. it's a misand i think she justl kicked she didn't. it's a misand i think she just jumped off and i think she just jumped very quickly assuming was very quickly to assuming it was about religion. very quickly to assuming it was abobut religion. very quickly to assuming it was abo but they're ion. very quickly to assuming it was abo but they're not fashionable. >> but they're not fashionable. they're not fashionable. those sleeves. you're they're not fashionable. those sleeveof you're they're not fashionable. those sleeve of them you're they're not fashionable. those sleeveof them ? you're they're not fashionable. those sleeveof them ? yeah. u're they're not fashionable. those sleeveof them ? yeah. they want aware of them? yeah. they want to read them. >> no, i'm not aware of lewis schaffer coming up with all the behind the scenes. >> apparently was >> well, apparently this was after her fingernails had been criticised she had criticised as well, so she had to to it here. to relevant to it here. >> right. the british tourist board campaign board has a unique ad campaign crestor mail. the uk crestor in the mail. the uk sucks . sucks. >> yes, life will be hard. online ads target would be channel migrants warning uk immigration rules are tougher than you think, saying that it's that next to you you managed to get in, right? so yeah, apparently there's this new strategy to deter channel

migrants by creating social media videos telling them how hall on a saturday night, well, pretty much telling them how difficult it is to get work because people think they're going to arrive and just get a job, especially job, not that easy. especially without how scary. without papers, how scary. the crossing is, you know, because people are told that the boats are going to be much nicer than they are, and then they find out it's horrible dinghy it's just a horrible dinghy about that will make it about the laws that will make it difficult to stay and difficult for them to stay and the risks and so on and so on. >> so government's lying basically. >> that, but it's >> well, you say that, but it's a because apparently in a good lie because apparently in 20 nearly 20 2022, there were nearly 13,000 albanians coming illegally. they did one of these videos, and i'm not trying to say albanians are naive or anything like that, but they obviously believed it because the next year there were just 924. it dropped by 90. >> yeah, but they did. >> yeah, but they did. >> i don't think it was the video necessarily. that's been proven have caused as proven to have caused that as much as the two governments working and the uk much as the two governments workirable and the uk much as the two governments workirable to and the uk much as the two governments workirable to sendnd the uk much as the two governments workirable to send peoplejk being able to send people straight back to albania, at least knowing least them knowing that.

>> we need proper deterrent. >> well, a proper deterrent. >> well, a proper deterrent. >> interesting for >> what's interesting for me, lewis, know, are lewis, and you know, why are they targeting vietnam , which is they targeting vietnam, which is only 5% of these numbers? only a thousand people, opposed to, thousand people, as opposed to, iraq , iran, turkey, iraq, those iraq, iran, turkey, iraq, those are all about 10% each. why are they not? why are they going vietnam first? do you think we know why? >> we know why. you know why. i'll tell you why. >> we know why. you know why. i'll tell you why . because. i'll tell you why. because. because we don't want to say. because we don't want to say. because people are afraid in this country , there's this country, there's no openness. they're openness. and they're afraid to actually about the actually talk about what the real story is. the story is we're in people who hate we're letting in people who hate this to this country and who want to kill the in the country kill the people in the country that their religion does. and the truth is that vietnam ? i the truth is, is that vietnam? i know vietnamese at a vietnamese girlfriend i was younger, girlfriend when i was younger, well, i wanted her to be my girlfriend. she never she never became girlfriend. i was became my girlfriend. but i was a friend. >> she served you coffee once? >> she served you coffee once? >> no, she was a she was a woman . she was a woman. >> i want to hear about your. >> i want to hear about your. >> she was a woman. she was an actual person. i was just so in

love with this girl. she was so beautiful. pure. they they they should any vietnamese person should let any vietnamese person they to into this in they want to come into this in they want to come into this in the hope that your ex will come over. >> oven >> that's what you're hoping? >> that's what you're hoping? >> i wasn't thinking that, but maybe somebody else age appropriate. >> wow. i really feel like we've not covered this story very well. >> we have covered it. the fact is, you're right that they that they're focusing on vietnam, which lovely people and they which has lovely people and they don't want to focus on these other countries. i don't want to mention are that have mention what they are that have people want us dead. people who want us dead. >> let's have some of the people want to stay . some come >> let's have some of the people want to stay. some come on >> let's have some of the people want to stay . some come on the want to stay. some come on the ratify it a bit. >> most them, some of it, >> most of them, some of it, some of it, some of it. all right, some of it. >> lewis, some guardian readers were polled guardian story. >> yeah, this interesting. >> yeah, this is interesting. josh 10 uk polled say josh and 6 in 10 uk polled say descendants of enslaved people owed formal apology. and this is a poll in the guardian. and you're right, right, to point this out . it doesn't say it's in this out. it doesn't say it's in the guardian, it doesn't say the guardian, but it doesn't say how the poll was produced. who produced the poll where did the

people come from? it could very well just be. maybe they got the mailing people mailing list of guardian people who and they say 56% say an who said and they say 56% say an apology for slavery should come from the from the british government for the way we treated the welshman called the canbbean treated the welshman called the caribbean on people who were enslaved. but then again, you have to remember that half of all nigerians are descendants of slave, capturers and slave sellers. am i allowed to say that people? is that why it is you don't know somebody? >> somebody's history just by looking at the colour of their skin and on top of that, it doesn't make sense. anyway, i it's just such a i hate these stories. there's slavery happening now. like instead of looking back because really an apology means we're getting towards money. >> that's what well, this is the interesting thing is, yes. denis o'brien, sorry to interrupt. i just to that the just want to say that he's the guy immediately goes for. guy he immediately goes for. he says, this great. people says, oh, this is great. people want start want an apology. let's start talking justice

talking about repertory justice like two very like they they're two very different things. i somebody one of the cab drivers that took me home the other day is from iraq, and he was talking about this, and he was talking about this, and he was talking about this, and he said in his country he said, they're slaves now. >> and was getting really >> and he was getting really passionate and passionate about this and saying, idea what saying, you have no idea what racism he they racism ism is. he said they use the and they think that's the n word and they think that's appropriate. and sorry to iraq. the n word and they think that's app sure ate. and sorry to iraq. the n word and they think that's app sure there'si sorry to iraq. the n word and they think that's app sure there's some to iraq. the n word and they think that's app sure there's some lovely]. i'm sure there's some lovely people well. the people there as well. but the point was making was he said, point he was making was he said, why the why aren't we talking about the slavery in the slavery that's happening in the world today now? >> add something? i >> and can i add something? i still haven't gotten reparations for family's enslavement for my family's enslavement in eqypt for my family's enslavement in egypt 4000 ago, egypt about 4000 years ago, yes. >> well , that's, i'm still >> well, that's, i'm still waiting that myself. yeah. louis, well done . louis, well done. >> did that throw you for a loop? josh? >> it's a little bit, though. yeah, because that was one of my jokes, trans darts news next. crestor in the mail. or as i call it, bullseye . nice balls. call it, bullseye. nice balls. >> we get a charge as trans darts star noah lynn van leuven, lewis tells me. >> i'm telling saying that wrong , i don't know. so this trans

woman wins titles against men and women in the same week. player reveals she suffered onune player reveals she suffered online abuse following victories as two female dutch team—mates quit in protest over her inclusion. so it's i mean, it's it makes me laugh because this person is competing in both teams, which doesn't seem very sporting sportsman, sportswoman, sportswoman, league woman in the first place. and you know, so the two women have quit. fair enough. i mean, this is the first time we've talked about darts, i think, isn't it? we've often about football and often talked about football and injuries and fists and injuries and bigger fists and all that's all of that stuff that's relevant because it's i mean, relevant because it's a i mean, men women's darts is very different. >> women's darts. the darts are a little bit lighter. the targets are a lot bigger. it's just a big red circle. >> well, i'm very small. >> well, i'm very small. >> can you hit the wall? >> can you hit the wall? >> i think there probably are differences in men and women in the way they play darts. >> i'd be surprised if women are much like josh. much more like josh. >> it's inappropriate. the fact

is, right. right is, you're right. you're right about it just it just about that. it just it just shows women good at shows that women are not good at anything. good. and anything. they're not good. and that's why it's embarrassing. >> he's going pause and say, >> he's going to pause and say, except yes. >> he's going to pause and say, exc�*start yes. >> he's going to pause and say, exc�*start complaining.es. >> start complaining. go to my go >> start complaining. go to my 9° my >> start complaining. go to my go my thing complain. go to my thing and complain. >> was a lewis schaefer >> there was a lewis schaefer code, yeah . and today about, code, yeah. and today about, professional sportswomen in the uk, 70% of them said they did not want to compete against trans women, biological males. they see it as cheating. and i don't know if you saw this. other part of it is that scarier than that is that they didn't feel like they were able to talk about it or complain about it. >> well, that's part of the big discussion people are having today saying, today where they're saying, you know, afraid to talk know, people are afraid to talk about things. i'm afraid to about things. i'm not afraid to talk because i'm an idiot. >> but you're not female >> but you're not a female sports person. >> that's really important. so is one of the women >> so this is one of the women that one the dutch women that left one of the dutch women biological women. she said if someone feel good the someone doesn't feel good in the body, they were in, body, they were born in, i encourage everyone to change that and be happy. i just don't think a think it's right for a biological man to throw for the women versa. it's either

women or vice versa. it's either mixed that's the mixed or not, and that's the thing. there's nothing transphobic in that. she's been very this person's very supportive of this person's transition, saying you transition, but she's saying you can't through male can't have been through male puberty and then into female. >> it is it is very no, it is negative because she's saying, i don't want you to play with me. and think that affects. and i think that that affects. >> what she's not saying is >> but what she's not saying is i you exist to i don't want you to exist or to have rights. i don't want you to exist or to havyou rights. i don't want you to exist or to havyou knowights. i don't want you to exist or to havyou know what. i don't want you to exist or to havyou know what bothers the >> you know what bothers me the most? can i this is so most? josh, can i this is so important. i hate idea important. i hate that the idea that she's she named that she's called. she named herself. lynn, i don't that she's called. she named herseiwhat lynn, i don't that she's called. she named herseiwhat her lynn, i don't that she's called. she named herseiwhat her original don't that she's called. she named herseiwhat her original name was, know what her original name was, but a cool but that's, like, such a cool name. i hate my name. lewis schaffer. hating my schaffer. i grew up hating my name, lewis schaffer. the fact is, if you change your is, is that if you change your name, you should have to pick the top name from the date you were born. >> well, i would for a dart >> well, i would do for a dart right now. lewis, the telegraph has a story about bbc woman's hour getting a predominantly male audience . yeah. male audience. yeah. >> this is the bbc's woman's hour and it says faces backlash over porn series . and so they're over porn series. and so they're doing a show all about porn, which i think is all right, but not at 10:00 in the morning.

even i'm not up for porn. i usually start around 11. >> well, it's the usual thing is that trying to justify that they're trying to justify everything camille paglia , who okay. paglia camille paglia, who i like, she says late phase societies are kind oh, societies are all kind of, oh, we're so sophisticated, there's nothing can talk nothing bothers us. we can talk about and i think about anything. and i just think , on. , come on. >> yeah, but porn is exists . it >> yeah, but porn is exists. it is part of people's reality. i didn't know that women knew what it was. this is interesting. >> they shouldn't be talking about this women. should about this on women. they should be know, be talking about, you know, the cooking cleaning . cooking and cleaning. >> i think you should. >> i think you should. >> failures of feminism, the >> the failures of feminism, the all the, you know, no, you don't want to be a ceo. you want to have a nice life. all of that stuff. but oh no, we have to talk about porn on women's hour because dying. because they're dying. >> dying. it's not. >> the bbc is dying. it's not. it's the state propaganda network. state doesn't network. and the state doesn't do anything. well, they don't pick well, they pick up the garbage. well, they don't trains. well they don't run the trains. well they it's the to be, it's time for the bbc to be, well, gone. >> they've. well, bbc radio four unfortunately have lost, 477,000 listeners. guess you shouldn't

have cancelled my sitcom. >> yeah, there you go. >> yeah, there you go. >> right. just the final section to go, and it's going to be epic monads, grey hair. and how to stop flatulence.

give me the cup. >> welcome back to headliners. >> welcome back to headliners. >> and let's get straight into tuesday's times. crestor for the ad. man and the moon. >> nice product placement on moon. offers giant leap for advertising. so so, there's a rover that's going to go to the moon , and engineers are going to moon, and engineers are going to offer brands the chance to test and advertise their products on the moon. so so that sounds a bit crazy. you might have something that you want to show off with no gravity. apparently there's special watches that have before , so, i so have done this before, so, i so yes, my omega speedmaster. yeah, i've got a watch that could go to the moon. that's that's a selling point, and you could advertise on there as well . so

advertise on there as well. so that's pretty exciting. >> that went to the moon >> that watch went to the moon in during during six faked moon landings . oh my god. landings. oh my god. >> okay, so the other thing in this story is that they're making a big point already about saying this is going to be a virtuous situation. it's all esg before we've even started . we're before we've even started. we're focused on making sure that the resources of the moon cared resources of the moon are cared for and preserved. and if you're going advertise a product up going to advertise a product up there, got you've got there, you've got to you've got to look the lunar charter, to look at the lunar charter, which you're going look which says you're going to look after earth. and after life back on earth. and oh, have the gall to criticise oh, i have the gall to criticise the, star trek creator's ashes being the, star trek creator's ashes beiioh , that was really tacky. >> oh, that was really tacky. but have nike up there, but if we have nike up there, it's to be really classy. it's going to be really classy. pathetic, louis, isn't it? also, they're selling advertising. is that. mean, what it that. i mean, is that what it takes nowadays for human endeavour pushed to the endeavour to be pushed to the next level? >> know something they >> no. you know something they when the american flag when they put the american flag on those six times, on the moon, those six times, it was was product placement. was it was a product placement. they advertising the united they were advertising the united states of america, which a states of america, which is a great which is the number one. we are number one. okay. >> to the telegraph. now,

>> on to the telegraph. now, crestor has our crestor again, has our restriction. restrictive immigration policy finally gone too far? >> monster josef fritzl will never be allowed in britain, says james cleverly, which does make me a bit worried because he's a politician, so does that mean he will be allowed anyway? apparently he's been interviewed. now, and he interviewed. he's 88 now, and he said he like to come said that he would like to come to uk he out. and to the uk if he gets out. and this being interpreted as this is being interpreted as what fritzl is coming to what josef fritzl is coming to the uk. cleverly says no the uk. james cleverly says no calm down, he wouldn't be allowed that anyone allowed in, he said that anyone who's committed those kind of offences would be refused . offences would be refused. >> yeah, but the thing is, here's the thing. the thing is, is you think about josef fritzl. hasn't been punished enough? hasn't he been punished enough? no, no, i'm not going there. why should he come to britain? >> well, the thing is, louis, do you think that. i mean, he says that he watched a shakespeare documentary. yeah. and i didn't realise that. i mean, i realise that. i mean, that's i mean, maybe immigration, that that's what's driving up immigration these immigration or all these shakespeare documentaries being shown the world. shown around the world. i personally watched you personally think he watched you and saw how well, elderly

monster doing . he thought, monster was doing. he thought, you know, if that guy could do it . it. >> and do you know what? why should he be punished? he's done one thing wrong. oh, only one thing. he's like. he's like hitler. he just did one thing wrong. should he be punished for the rest of his short life? oh, god. >> louis, i this is a comedy show. this is a comedy show. ofcom. ofcom ofcom express has a very on the nose story, though. for you now, louis. >> yeah , appealing to the grey >> yeah, appealing to the grey vote rishi sunak faces. prime minister curse of rapidly greying hair. he's only 43 and his hair hair went grey and he's , you know, it's. i think it looks good because women love a man with grey hair. because they know he's going to die soon and they're to get his money, they're going to get his money, but truth here's the but the truth is, here's the truth grey hair. a man's truth about grey hair. a man's hair grow go grey almost hair can grow go grey almost instantly stops instantly when he stops colouring it. and that's what happened. that's what happened to me. you should google, google louis schaefer and see me in grey hair. see me in black hair. >> has become obama famously

>> it has become obama famously went beautiful black hair went in beautiful black hair came was white as well, came out. he was white as well, it's almost like people in middle might start to lose middle age might start to lose pigment in their hair. yeah, yeah, but boris johnson did well because he's he's got that kind of hair. of white hair. >> you couldn't necessarily >> so you couldn't necessarily tell the difference. >> so you couldn't necessarily tellright. fference. >> so you couldn't necessarily tellright. well1ce. >> so you couldn't necessarily tellright. well1c suppose people >> right. well i suppose people then equality isn't >> right. well i suppose people thebecause equality isn't >> right. well i suppose people thebecause nowequality isn't >> right. well i suppose people thebecause now they're' isn't >> right. well i suppose people thebecause now they're coming it. because now they're coming for men's well , for the men's looks as well, because i'm sure like nobody ever asked, how's winston churchill looking ? he wasn't a churchill looking? he wasn't a back in the day. no offence, know. >> well, he did his well. >> well, he did his job well. well, yeah. >> but a good point. >> fine. but a good point. i don't know what else is rishi going to have done, what else? we, i mean, his varicose veins fixed. >> has he got shorter ? >> has he got shorter? >> has he got shorter? >> his, i don't know. >> his, i don't know. >> has he got shorter? we shouldn't really be judging his. >> well, i wasn't don't say we white man. i didn't say that about him. well, whatever. >> i dye my hair right. finally, mel, cresta is going to blow us away with this one. oh, sorry . away with this one. oh, sorry. >> no, it's not funny, because they don't know what the story is going to be when they watch

it in reverse. >> it'll be really funny. >> it'll be really funny. >> farts are always fun. look. yeah, truth about holding in yeah, the truth about holding in wind how train wind and how you can train your body farting. a top body to stop farting. a top dietitians on how dietitians expert guide on how to flatulence, to beat excessive flatulence, it's dietician. it's not it's top dietician. it's not lewis writing this. it's some woman from scotland, she woman from scotland, and she takes you through all the stuff you kind of know about beans , you kind of know about beans, and she says if you're not eating enough fibre, then you've got start slowly, get got to start it slowly, get things won't smell as things going. it won't smell as much, it amazingly, she much, but it amazingly, she says, red meat causes a really bad smell. >> the biggest cause of farting. >> the biggest cause of farting. >> lewis. yeah, and really, we put this story in and a very unsubtle way to give a little message to you. the message, which is, no, not true. which is, no, it's not true. i don't. my breath is horrific, but i don't. i listen, if i farted, i would say this is a but no, the point is, is that carbs plant, plant material causes farting because it's nondigestible fibre is non—digestible. it has no nutritional value. it's not. and so that's what happens. that's why when you eat a big bowl of

spaghetti, you feel bloated, or plates of rice or any that plates of rice or any of that bread . it blows you red meats. bread. it blows you red meats. >> didn't get a look in in here. she through vegetables. she she goes through vegetables. she goes meat. talks goes through meat. she talks a lot dairy. apparently some lot about dairy. apparently some people are affected by that. most yeah, she most aren't. yeah, but she doesn't talk about doesn't actually talk about carbs because she's vegan. carbs because she's a vegan. >> vegetarian . they're lies. >> vegetarian. they're lies. they're just like, look at how great louis schaefer looks from eating meat. 95% plant eating meat. 95% meat. plant based foods. they rip your kishkas out and they give you cancen kishkas out and they give you cancer. did you just make that up? no it's totally true. >> it causes. >> it causes. >> we need more yiddish so they can google it. they can get back to me at louis schaefer .co.uk story for people in they can order. they can. that's the heart. josh. josh, here's your cup. here's your cup. josh, i got them. here's your cup. five seconds. give me the here's your cup. here's your cup. no, no i was gonna give you the other one. was gonna give you the other onethis one i told you which one >> this one i told you which one i louis. that's so many. i wanted. louis. that's so many. >> cups are available. tuesdays available at louis male fury at feeble rebuke.

>> that's china. >> that's china. >> that's china. >> that's why he didn't give you that cup to china. >> telegraph secret court for speeding and tv fines must end. guardian israel isolated after un security council. financial times boeing chief calhoun to step down and shake up after door panel safety crisis . the i door panel safety crisis. the i uk cabinet clash on how to fight china spy threat. daily star vampires and zombies do walk among us. that's it for tonight show. thank you to, louis and chris. show. thank you to, louis and chns.the show. thank you to, louis and chris. the headliners is back tomorrow at 11 pm. you're watching it 5 am. stay tuned for breakfast. >> they cost a fortune. that's why i didn't give it. >> outlook with boxt >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news. good evening to you. the rest of this week we'll be prepared for further heavy downpours and temperatures, staying around about or a little bit below average. low pressure is well and truly in control of our and will be for the

our weather and will be for the rest this week. these weather rest of this week. these weather fronts been making for fronts have been making for a pretty soggy day for much of the uk . the across scotland uk. the rain across scotland falling the hills falling as snow over the hills that continues in the east through the night. elsewhere, it does turn a little bit dry air staying fairly cloudy and some staying fairly cloudy and some staying chilly. staying fairly chilly. temperatures down into single figures, not far a freezing in northern scotland and small wintry showers coming into the northern and the western isles as we go into tuesday. still a bit more snow over grampians bit more snow over the grampians , although that should ease further to come further showers though to come on coast of scotland, on the east coast of scotland, central scotland central and southern scotland looking drier looking a little bit drier compared will be compared to today. it will be a wetter though, the wetter day though, for the southeast as that rain moves in through tuesday and that spreads into midlands and rain again through tuesday and that spreads int(northernlands and rain again through tuesday and that spreads int(northern ireland. d rain again through tuesday and that spreads int(northern ireland. butin again for northern ireland. but something bit brighter something a bit brighter in the southwest south and southwest and south wales, and for eastern to some for eastern england to some glimmers sunshine. but it is glimmers of sunshine. but it is going to feel pretty chilly, particularly across scotland , particularly across scotland, where rain and hill snow where the rain and hill snow continues wednesday and continues into wednesday and then elsewhere. it's bands of showers moving in. be prepared for some heavy downpours on

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move house, lose their jobs and move house, lose theirjobs and their bank accounts . as britain their bank accounts. as britain surrendered to the mob and is our government hiding how many immigrants and asylum seekers are in prison for violent and sexual offences? nigel farage is on that. >> plus new pampers are poonami proof with a revolutionary stocking protect pocket to help prevent leaks at the back . prevent leaks at the back. >> so you'll never fear a poonami again . poonami again. >> should parents be banned from sending their children to school wearing nappies? and is it okay to torture terror suspects like the russians? i've got all of tomorrow's newspapers today with my panellists, top columnist carole malone, trade unionist andy mcdonald and daily express political editor sam lister. and i'll reveal what on earth is happening here. get ready britain here we go.

it's time to kick the extremists out of britain. next. >> first the news. at 9:01. and our top story tonight. the deputy prime minister accused china today of being responsible for two malicious cyber campaigns targeting the electoral commission databases containing the names and addresses of 40 million registered voters were visible to chinese hackers in 2021 and 2022. but the government says it didn't affect the outcome of local elections at the time . local elections at the time. oliver dowden also said that national cyber security support will help political parties make sure they're protected from foreign influence. in the run up to the election . to the election. >> this is the latest in a clear pattern of hostile activity

originating in china, including the targeting of democratic institutions and parliamentary organs in the united kingdom and beyond . beyond. >> oliver dowden, now the former isis bride shamima begum, has lost her initial bid to challenge the removal of her british citizenship at a supreme court. miss begum left the uk nine years ago at the age of 15, to to travel syria and join the islamic state terror group. her citizenship was taken away in 2020. last year, miss begum lost her first appeal against the decision to revoke her citizenship on national security grounds at the special immigration appeals commission. she had asked the court of appeal for permission to take her case to the supreme court, but it has now been refused in the united states. donald trump will go on trial next month, the first ever criminal trial of a former or current us president. separately, he scored a significant victory after an