as of midday friday. a damage as of midday friday. a huge crane, which can lift up to 1000 tonnes, has now been put in place to start hauling debris out the water here. the out of the water here. the metropolitan police has arrested four people who are suspected of planning to disrupt the annual oxford—cambridge boat race on the river thames. the force says it was made aware that protesters may try to cause disruption, but that officers were able to swift action were able to take swift action to intercept the plans. the cambridge rowing team claimed a double victory today, with the men and women's teams winning the historic race on the river thames, but the rowers were warned not to jump into the water after winning their races, as is tradition, because of the high levels of e coli that have been detected in the water. the oxford rower leonard jenkins said he didn't want to take anything away from cambridge's victory, but that he and other crew had been very ill crew members had been very ill with some vomiting before the race and they didn't have much to give . summer is one step to give. summer is one step closer with the clocks going

forward. very shortly we will lose an hour of sleep with the time shifting forward at 1 am. the good news, though, is that it single signals the beginning of summer time , which of british summer time, which means longer evenings and brighter ahead . that's the brighter days ahead. that's the news for the latest stories. do sign up to gb news alerts. scan the qr code on the screen right now or go to gb news. common alerts time now for headliners . alerts time now for headliners. >> thanks, polly. hello and welcome to headliners and happy easter. i'm nick dixon, taking you through tomorrow's top stories for the next hour. and i'm joined by birthday louis i'm joined by birthday boy louis schaefer . yes, it's his schaefer. yes, it's his birthday. it's going to even birthday. it's going to be even more him and new boy adam more about him and new boy adam koumas. thanks. hello for doing the show again. adam. it's your second time. thank you. >> having back? second time. thank you. >> yeah,g back? second time. thank you. >> yeah, yeah.back.7 second time. thank you. >> yeah, yeah. you're welcome. and just we

and by the way, just before we start, a start, louis, i did get a present for you. doubled up present for you. i've doubled up with birthday, and with easter and birthday, and i've. you a. oh, my i've. and i've got you a. oh, my god. yes, i've got your special easter to open easter egg. do you want to open it.7 yeah, i want to open it it.7 yeah, i do want to open it even louis. even to even says louis. i even wrote to louis how is louis on the top. how nice. is that says? people louis on the top. how nice. is thatnot says? people louis on the top. how nice. is thatnot nice says? people louis on the top. how nice. is thatnot nice to is? people louis on the top. how nice. is thatnot nice to louis.»ple louis on the top. how nice. is thatnot nice to louis. oh, my i'm not nice to louis. oh, my god, it's beef jerky. >> go. >> there you go. >> there you go. >> there you go. >> there go . >> there you go. >> there you go. >> i would have i would have eaten i would have eaten the candy. i would have eaten the candy. i would have eaten it would eaten the candy. i would have eater been, it would eaten the candy. i would have eater been, this it would eaten the candy. i would have eater been, this is it would eaten the candy. i would have eaterbeen, this is betterrvould eaten the candy. i would have eaterbeen, this is better forld have been, this is better for you. not. not my you. but it's not. it is not my birthday today. no. it's the birthday today. oh, no. it's the 67th anniversary of my birthday . 67th anniversary of my birthday. i was not born on. which is? >> which is the same. >> which is the same. >> no, it isn't the same. it is the wasn't born today the day i wasn't born today i wasn't. that's probably over there. i wasn't born today. i was weren't born yesterday. there. i wasn't born today. i was born n't born yesterday. there. i wasn't born today. i was born 67.)orn yesterday. there. i wasn't born today. i was born 67. thisyesterday. there. i wasn't born today. i was born 67. this issterday. there. i wasn't born today. i was born 67. this is theiay. there. i wasn't born today. i was born 67. this is the best present i've gotten. yeah. present i've ever gotten. yeah. there . you see, i bought there you go. you see, i bought them myself. quite them myself. it cost quite a lot, actually. someone to lot, actually. i sent someone to get gave him a whole get it and then gave him a whole tennen get it and then gave him a whole tenner. no change. tenner. they had no change. actually. really actually. it's actually really expensive. this expensive. it probably is. this is £5 or something. is about about £5 or something. there go. don't don't there you go. don't say i don't do there you do anything for you. there you go. thought i'd do that. go. no one thought i'd do that. and not and i'm sorry, adam, it's not your i will get and i'm sorry, adam, it's not yomsomething i will get

and i'm sorry, adam, it's not yomsomething i vitl get and i'm sorry, adam, it's not yomsomething i vitl gtime. you something when it is time. let's the let's have a quick look at the front the mail on front pages. and so the mail on sunday attacks. epoxy sunday has rain attacks. epoxy over jibe at pm's wife. the overjibe at pm's wife. the sunday telegraph labour net zero plan puts uk at china's mercy. the observer has uk given legal advice that israel is flouting law in gaza. top tory so the sunday times as tories may be left with fewer than 100 mps. we're getting stuck into that in a minute. the sunday express new wonder prevent wonder jab will prevent dementia. and finally, daily wonder jab will prevent demeanyoneld finally, daily wonder jab will prevent demeanyoneld finaay, daily wonder jab will prevent demeanyoneld finaa good, daily star. anyone know a good, reliable, reasonably priced exorcist? that's what everyone's asking at easter and those were your front pages . all right, your front pages. all right, well, let's kick off with the sunday times and the latest. how badly will the tories lose peace? lewis yeah, well, it's good news because the tories are going to lose bad . well, it's going to lose bad. well, it's good news for somebody i don't know. not good news the know. it's not good news for the tories. might news tories. it might be good news for the but anyway so for the tories. but anyway so here's news is here's the news. the news is tories left with fewer tories may be left with fewer than but fewer than 100

than 98, mps but fewer than 100 mps. they come up with 98 and they told only 15,000 voters, which is they did something amazing. this is this new polling system . did you read polling system. did you read about this thing called mrp, which is multi—level regressive and regression and post—stratification polling technique , where they poll one technique, where they poll one guy and they ask him how many are going to be left? no, they do what they do. if you want to know, they of they instead know, they sort of they instead of looking for guy of polling looking for one guy who's 82 year jewish who's like an 82 year old jewish new green, new york guy who votes green, they take them all those things separately them separately and then compile them together they find together later. so they find men, find green voters, men, they find green voters, etc. compile and etc. they compile it later and do a kind of probability. then they a whole they do it for a whole constituency. be constituency. it's meant to be more they more accurate. and then they figure men are in figure out how many men are in this , how many poor this constituency, how many poor people in this constituency. this constituency, how many poor pdidle in this constituency. this constituency, how many poor pdid figurein this constituency. this constituency, how many poor pdid figure it.this constituency. this constituency, how many poor pdid figure it. you constituency. this constituency, how many poor pdid figure it. you know, uency. i did figure it. you know, i think i think i understood it. you didn't. could asked you didn't. you could have asked . it would been funnier if you didn't. you could have asked . it saidd been funnier if you didn't. you could have asked . it saidd me, been funnier if you didn't. you could have asked . it saidd me, louis,unnier if you didn't. you could have asked . it saidd me, louis, whyar if you didn't. you could have asked . it saidd me, louis, why don't you said to me, louis, why don't you said to me, louis, why don't you ? and then would you explain it? and then i would have explain have said, why don't you explain live would have been live on tv what would have been funnier you were

live on tv what would have been furnice you were live on tv what would have been furnice to you were live on tv what would have been furnice to me. you were live on tv what would have been furnice to me. so you were live on tv what would have been furnice to me. so draghi you were live on tv what would have been furnice to me. so draghi see were live on tv what would have been furnice to me. so draghi see how so nice to me. so draghi see how far it gets me, guys. why? why isn't he nicer louis? because isn't he nicer to louis? because there's no point. isn't he nicer to louis? because the there'sooint. isn't he nicer to louis? because the there's ooir incentive. >> there's no incentive. >> there's no incentive. >> . okay. should we >> there's no. okay. should we do the story? anyone to do the story? anyone want to talk how talk about the story? how ritchie's going destroyed? >> yeah. well, thought >> yeah. yeah. well, i thought what i thought was really interesting was interesting about this story was that like, might that it seems like, rishi might even seat , even lose his own seat, afterwards, i thought that was very i don't know. very interesting, i don't know. i think, as you said, nick, i'm sort of getting a bit of , sort of getting a bit of, fatigue when it comes to hearing about losing, about the tories losing, i think. of know think. i think we kind of know where where, where where the where, where, where the going i the polls are going to go. i think want change. it's think people want change. it's been i think been 14 years. i think even if they'd amazingly for they'd done amazingly well for they'd done amazingly well for the entirety of years, people the entirety of 14 years, people would something would still want something different because that's we live in a democracy that's kind in a democracy and that's kind of yeah, that does of what happens. yeah, that does tend to happen. >> details stood >> some, some details that stood out were that rishi takes out to me were that rishi takes too a because too long of a decision because he's listens to all he's too nice. he listens to all sides. prevaricates goes, sides. prevaricates then goes, oh, point. so oh, they've all got a point. so he have that cutting he doesn't have that cutting edge, leadership. edge, ruthless leadership. the other a claim edge, ruthless leadership. the othe he's a claim edge, ruthless leadership. the othe he's hungry a claim edge, ruthless leadership. the othe he's hungry due a claim edge, ruthless leadership. the othe he's hungry due to :laim edge, ruthless leadership. the othe he's hungry due to fasting that he's hungry due to fasting all time. yes all the time. yes >> is this intermittent fasting? he's doing, well, it's

intermittent every year. once a yeah intermittent every year. once a year. it goes for, for that . was year. it goes for, for that. was that a joke? is it? it's a funny remark. yeah. it's a it's a, it's a point and the. yeah, the thing is, is that it's going to be a bloodbath, which means something different in this country than i guess it does in america. but at the end of america. but, but at the end of the day, the tories are screwed. and you are right. the problem with political system is with the political system is, is that a party can stay in that is that a party can stay in power for far too long, have far too much power while they're in power. there's no kind checks too much power while they're in pow balances; no kind checks too much power while they're in pow balances going nd checks too much power while they're in pow balances going on. checks too much power while they're in pow balances going on. and ecks too much power while they're in pow balances going on. and then and balances going on. and then once they're in for so long, people just so sick of them, people are just so sick of them, they just thrown out. yeah, they just get thrown out. yeah, and admitted in they just get thrown out. yeah, and article admitted in they just get thrown out. yeah, and article it's admitted in they just get thrown out. yeah, and article it's notdmitted in they just get thrown out. yeah, and article it's not aboutd in this article it's not about winning about winning anymore. it's about minimising seats minimising the number of seats they . yeah. how would they lose. yeah. how would you vote because vote for that? because we don't care. what mean about care. you know what i mean about their it's yeah their salaries. so it's yeah it's a losing. it's a losing strategy. all right let's do this express adam. strategy. all right let's do thisyes. express adam. strategy. all right let's do thisyes. so express adam. strategy. all right let's do thisyes. so this»ress adam. strategy. all right let's do thisyes. so this isss adam. strategy. all right let's do thisyes. so this is from adam. strategy. all right let's do thisyes. so this is from theiam. >> yes. so this is from the sunday express. new wonder jab will it will prevent dementia. so it says here millions of people could be spared the agony of living with alzheimer's, thanks to development to a development of a game changing , this this is

changing vaccine, this this is this is positively good news, in my opinion. i think i think, like a lot of the news is often quite negative. i think every now and again we get a breakthrough , about a new wonder breakthrough, about a new wonder jab that can people. jab that can help people. i recently watched this movie with anthony hopkins called the father. guys father. i don't know if you guys have it. it was have seen it. it was very interesting. talking about interesting. it's talking about somebody interesting. it's talking about somibody interesting. it's talking about som i body quite naive to what and i was quite naive to what having dementia you having dementia was like. you think, being think, oh, it's just being forgetful , it's actually forgetful, but it's actually quite disease quite a debilitating disease that it that a lot of people have. it affects a lot people, a lot affects a lot of people, a lot of population. i think of the population. so i think when like when you see something like this, it's great. and when you see something like this, anyone it's great. and when you see something like this, anyone who'sreat. and when you see something like this, anyone who's experienced i think anyone who's experienced living or has a parent or a grandparent has dementia or alzheimer's , they'll realise you alzheimer's, they'll realise you live with it too, because you're. >> so he's saying yes you're. >> so he's saying >> so all he's saying is, yes, adam, the alzheimer's is a really but that really bad thing. but that doesn't mean this is going to solve it. this isn't. it does it does. solve it. this isn't. it does it does . it does not. it doesn't does. it does not. it doesn't say it is, say that. what it says is, i tell you it's sorry. go on. tell you what it's sorry. go on. what says. basically, it's what it says. basically, it's trials of 140 people. they're looking for toxic protein . and looking for a toxic protein. and the truth is, is that it isn't alzheimer's is called type three

diabetes because it's based on hyperkalemic, hypoglycaemia . hyperkalemic, hypoglycaemia. it's based on too much sugar. sounds like you need it. it's based. yes. that's what happened to need the jab. to me. they need the jab. and so the of thing the chance of this thing happening zero. this the chance of this thing héaoening zero. this the chance of this thing héa coulda zero. this the chance of this thing héa coulda woulda zero. this the chance of this thing héa coulda woulda , zero. this the chance of this thing héa coulda woulda , shoulda1is is a coulda woulda, shoulda possibly. it's going to happen. they haven't done the research number one. it hasn't been peer reviewed. number two, they haven't done a big enough test. number it's not number three, it's not published. number four well they're saying it might be available years. available within five years. louis i mean it might be available. noah, it was available. so with noah, it was so funny about that. adam was so cautious. like, that's cautious. he was like, that's just opinion . i was like, just my opinion. i was like, what's about news? just my opinion. i was like, wh.has about news? just my opinion. i was like, wh.has to about news? just my opinion. i was like, wh.has to say, about news? just my opinion. i was like, wh.has to say, i'miout news? just my opinion. i was like, wh.has to say, i'm against news? he has to say, i'm against dementia and worried we'll dementia and he's worried we'll shoot then you did shoot him down. >> you completely shot him down. >> you completely shot him down. >> you completely shot him down. >> you said bad thing. >> you said it's a bad thing. >> you said it's a bad thing. >> i said, >> it's terrible. i said, because jew. that's because he's a jew. that's what i about not i don't like about him. not jewish. jewish. don't jewish. you're not jewish. don't out him as things isn't on out him as things he isn't on live do you deny trying out him as things he isn't on liv be do you deny trying out him as things he isn't on liv be careful?o you deny trying out him as things he isn't on liv be careful? nothing ny trying out him as things he isn't on livbe careful? nothing wrong ng to be careful? nothing wrong with introduce with being cautious. i introduce him son because like, him as my son because he's like, i you've got. him as my son because he's like, i you you've got. him as my son because he's like, i you can't you've got. him as my son because he's like, i you can't haveiu've got. him as my son because he's like, i you can't haveiu'vemany sons. >> you can't have too many sons. why >> you can't have too many sons. wh'would that be wrong? okay, >> would that be wrong? okay, we've person louis

we've got a new person for louis to the mail on to abuse. let's do the mail on sunday, louis on sunday, then. louis mail on sunday. this angela sunday. which is this angela rayner over jibe rayner tax hypocrisy over jibe at . her tone said mrs. at pm's wife. her tone said mrs. sunak returned to haunt her. i think she said something about her being rich and taking advantage the system. advantage of the system. i didn't. the non—dom didn't. yeah, the non—dom status and wasn't any and so on. she wasn't paying any taxes , right? but meanwhile 15 taxes, right? but meanwhile 15 years ago she bought a house under the margaret thatcher right to buy thing and then sold it just in too short a period of time and made a tremendous profit. and now she refuses to provide any of the details of it, which means that she's just as bad. it's a classic thatcherite, yeah. >> i mean, there's a few bombs, there's a capital gains issue with it. >> there's m >> there's the council tax discount . >> there's the council tax discount. did she, you >> there's the council tax discount . did she, you know, discount. did she, you know, unfairly claim it? did she breach law? and it is breach election law? and it is it is hypocrisy because she was she was really hammering sunak's wife. and even before that if you hypocrisy they you talk about hypocrisy they were over you talk about hypocrisy they wer partygate over you talk about hypocrisy they werpartygate hypocrisy. over you talk about hypocrisy they werpartygate hypocrisy. thisar the partygate hypocrisy. so this one be going one doesn't seem to be going away. get away away. you know labour get away with i think but it's with more. but i think but it's sort lingering. you sort of lingering. what do you think think

think out of it. yeah i think i think out of it. yeah i think i think this just represents a think this is just represents a wider of, discontent. wider sort of, discontent. >> of, a lot people >> a lot of, a lot of people very angry idea of the very angry with the idea of the non—dom status and everyone's feeling the moment, non—dom status and everyone's feelcost the moment, non—dom status and everyone's feelcost of the moment, non—dom status and everyone's feelcost of living the moment, non—dom status and everyone's feelcost of living crisise moment, non—dom status and everyone's feelcost of living crisis we'reient, the cost of living crisis we're having, comments. was it having, certain comments. was it jeremy hunt who £100,000 is jeremy hunt who said £100,000 is not i think not enough to live on? i think there's a growing there's a there's a growing resentment feel resentment of people who feel like about getting like they're just about getting by, there's millionaires and by, and there's millionaires and billionaires. i think in the case partner, that we case of, sunak partner, that we just want to see everyone paying their own way. so i think that's, that's that is true. >> but can i, can i point out something said, i something what you said, which i think right, they're think is right, is like they're having her. why are they having a go at her. why are they having a go at her. why are they having a go at her. why are they having a her? it's having a go at her? because it's something learned about something called i learned about this school called this in, in at school called advanced socialisation, where you prepare yourself for the position you're going to be in. and the tories right now are everybody's they're preparing to lose. so this is the kind of thing that they would do . once thing that they would do. once the tories lose, they would they would it. they would pick would pick it. they would pick the head of housing for the. yeah. yeah, that's a good point. is that a good point. yeah it was a good point. they're preparing losers

preparing to be the losers in opposition they're opposition if they're even that i maybe so i mean maybe they get so obliterated not even the obliterated they're not even the second let's yeah second party. let's see. yeah let's daily then let's do the daily star then adam there. >> daily star with the >> the daily star with the headune >> the daily star with the headline never mind plumbers families putting out for families are putting out ads for devil banishers. so yeah, this is the idea there has been is the idea that there has been a 60% increase people putting a 60% increase in people putting out exorcists . i out ads looking for exorcists. i think this is a particularly funny love the idea funny story. i love the idea that you can just hire an exorcist today. like i wonder what their rates are. do they charge more over easter? is a particular holy holiday. yeah, i don't know. i'm very i couldn't find the full story in terms of seeing where this is being. i imagine this would be probably more yorkshire , i more prevalent in yorkshire, i think, where the highest, sightings of are found . sightings of ghosts are found. yeah, i don't know. i think you should be. i feel like you've probably been exercised once or twice. >> i am. well exercise is another word. yeah, that's that's i've never that that's a i've never used that word . well, i know i need an word. well, i know i need an exorcism flat. i've got exorcism in my flat. i've got some there and oh, some woman living there and oh, she's she's fainted. she is she's like she's fainted. she is satan. that's a joke. it's a joke. please let me back

suddenly. >> remember that she watches a show. back—pedal. >> change locks immediately? >> she does . she's like of >> she does. she's like one of these because >> she does. she's like one of theshates because >> she does. she's like one of theshates everything because >> she does. she's like one of theshates everything about3ecause >> she does. she's like one of theshates everything about it, ause she hates everything about it, right? everything about it. she's but she's one of those people. but don't . don't. isn't yorkshire don't. don't. isn't yorkshire where have most our where we have most of our listeners? we've got fine listeners? don't we've got fine people in yorkshire. i don't think dissing the think adam was dissing the people you people of yorkshire. no you weren't decent. people of yorkshire. no you werno, decent. people of yorkshire. no you werno, butent. people of yorkshire. no you werno, but there's, there's, people of yorkshire. no you wer no, a ut there's, there's, people of yorkshire. no you werno, a higherz's, there's, people of yorkshire. no you werno, a higher there's'e's, there's a higher there's higher account of you're saying account of ghosts. you're saying they're think, they're vexed up there, i think, i highest i think it was the highest levels of reported ghost sightings in or sightings were in york or yorkshire. want yorkshire. they just don't want ghosts ruining yorkshire. >> on it. >> they're on top of it. i approve that. they're approve of that. so they're anti—immigrant. is that what you're saying? anti ghost? that's that is you're saying? anti ghost? tifors that is you're saying? anti ghost? tifor part that is you're saying? anti ghost? tifor part one. that is you're saying? anti ghost? tifor part one. we've that is you're saying? anti ghost? tifor part one. we've done|t is you're saying? anti ghost? tifor part one. we've done tory it for part one. we've done tory pessimism coming we've pessimism but coming up we've got

welcome back to headliners. i'm nick dixon, still here with lewis schaefer, who i very much humouring on his birthday. >> and kumar , who's >> and adam kumar, who's smashing it so far. >> let's get into with the >> let's get into it with the observer . and keir starmer is in

observer. and keir starmer is in trouble with labour mps for possibly the country possibly not hating the country enough. lewis. yeah, you the enough. lewis. yeah, you hit the nail. know. nail. yeah, i don't know. you know you hit on the know you hit the nail on the head. should sitting here head. you should be sitting here anyway. faces anyway. keir starmer faces discontent mps reject discontent as labour mps reject union election flyers. and union jack election flyers. and the union jack is the union flag . it's not the union jack. a jack is something that goes on a ship. you know that? no ship. did you know that? no that's people always that's wrong. people always say that a that there was a thing, a rumour, a while ago that there was a thing, a rum

something like that, which is basically the same as london mps. they were saying that you put the you put the union flag on the campaign material and local people who hate this country, which you are right, don't want to pick it up because they don't think they don't think a it's a labour think it's a it's a labour thing. a labour. yeah. what thing. it's a labour. yeah. what do you think adam. to me starmer is being smart here. he's being tough. he's about the tough. he's thinking about the majority country. he was majority of the country. he was advised more advised in 2021 to talk more about flag. smarter. about the flag. dress smarter. he's following that. whereas a few people are saying, few people are sort of saying, oh bad can't get oh no, it's bad if you can't get behind the flag, if you if you're by the flag you're offended by the flag of the should the country. yeah should you even the country? the country. yeah should you evewell, the country? the country. yeah should you evewell, i the country? the country. yeah should you evewell, i thinkountry? the country. yeah should you evewell, i think especially with >> well, i think especially with the, with union jack in the, with the union jack in particular. mean that's, particular. like, i mean that's, that's one flag that that's that's the one flag that should think, should unite everyone, i think, especially living in especially if you're living in the you'd be the country, you know, you'd be proud shouldn't proud to have it. it shouldn't be as threat. it's be seen as a, as a threat. it's not not, at all, in my not it's not, at all, in my opinion, a divisive or. it doesn't make me feel particularly unsafe. >> well, that's what that's what you think. you think not you think. you think it's not divisive , but is divisive divisive, but it is a divisive thing because. the union thing because. because the union jack the ethnostate,

jack represents the ethnostate, maybe, or at least the state of britain and its anti team world. it's anti mass immigration which will dilute that. it's a specific thing. it is a divisive thing . and the union jack thing. and the union jack represents an ethno state. it represents an ethno state. it represents utilised represents by certain groups. but no it represents britain . it represents britain. it represents britain. it represents the united kingdom the and great britain and northern ireland. whatever it does, it represents . so what's does, it represents. so what's the problem with that? i have no problem with that. i'm pro gung ho, because we're about to check your visa status. yeah no, but at some point. at some point, what world wants to do is what team world wants to do is they want to obliterate the state. ethno states, who state. the ethno states, who runs the world, whether it's this country, whether it's germany . why does germany wants germany. why does germany wants team world? germany. why does germany wants taneah.rld? germany. why does germany wants tea to ah.rld? germany. why does germany wants teato me,d?you've if >> to me, if you've been if you're starmer, you've been listening been listening to blair, you've been having blair. having a little chat to blair. >> bit tougher, >> he's getting a bit tougher, he's getting smarter and he realises few realises this is just a few cranks care this. but cranks that care about this. but overall, the idea that the british is some sort of british flag is some sort of threat, it's not a majority position. of absurd

position. it's kind of an absurd position. it's kind of an absurd position are position to go. and you are totally right, because has totally right, because he has been and been listening to tony blair and tony blair's is what, you tony blair's thing is what, you know, what is like what nietzsche what is falling? nietzsche said, what is falling? you push. he's you must push. and so he's thinking , we you must push. and so he's thinking, we want to win this election big and by by us, like having this on the flag, we might we're not going to lose that many on our left, we'll that many on our left, but we'll gain of the right gain some of us on the right because they want to win so badly. the red wow. louis badly. the red wall. wow. louis schaefer quoting nietzsche on his birthday. no one saw it coming. let's do the sunday telegraph and calls to protect britain's buildings telegraph and calls to protect britaivirtual buildings telegraph and calls to protect britaivirtual vandalism. igs from virtual vandalism. presumably, we've given up on stopping vandalism. louis stopping actual vandalism. louis oh, this is me again. okay. yeah. you. i love you yeah. we love you. i love you andifs yeah. we love you. i love you and it's not because you're the first job. it's first day on the job. it's because anyway . because because we were anyway. because we. it's his birthday. we give because we were anyway. because we. it's extrairthday. we give because we were anyway. because we. it's extra story y. we give because we were anyway. because we. it's extra story .. we give because we were anyway. because we. it's extra story . yeah, ive him an extra story. yeah, protect britain's historic buildings from virtual vandalism. ministers urge. and this is this guy who is a minister in margaret thatcher's regime. his name is robert jackson . and he's against. he's jackson. and he's against. he's against. it should be against the law to put an image in pixels , not pixels in photons or

pixels, not pixels in photons or whatever , on the side of the whatever, on the side of the wrong turn. but yes, well, whatever it is, what light protection. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> with projection on buildings , >> with projection on buildings, because it's not really statues or statues . right. as because it's not really statues or statues. right. as big ben, a statue. okay and it's a clock. >> it's a, it's a, it's a large clock. >> big ben is the clock. yeah. i was talking about the all souls have this statue of a christopher codrington and an incredible thing. they've said you're allowed to have you. have you're allowed to have you. have you actually seen what it is? i googled it, and it's just this constant light on it that has these weird and the these weird cracks and all the names . and obviously these weird cracks and all the nana s . and obviously these weird cracks and all the nana complete . and obviously these weird cracks and all the nana complete defilement ously these weird cracks and all the nana complete defilement ofsly these weird cracks and all the nan statue)lete defilement of sly these weird cracks and all the nan statue )let1 as efilement of sly these weird cracks and all the nan statue )let1 as umanz nt of sly the statue as, as umanz pointed out here. yeah, jackson and he's saying to point where he saying to the point where he couldn't vote for the conservatives they conservatives because they failed culture failed so badly in the culture wars. protect wars. they fail to protect things what do you things like this. what do you think, things like this. what do you thirwell, yeah, it seems >> well, yeah, i think it seems like when when you hear, like when you when you hear, like, virtual like, the terms virtual vandalism, it's vandalism, it seems like a it's a clever loophole by a very, very clever loophole by people vandalise, people who want to vandalise, but to but they don't want to particularly the particularly be breaking the law, mean , my

law, seemingly. i mean, my personal opinion is you shouldn't be able project shouldn't be able to project things onto any historic buildings whether big buildings, whether that be big ben recent, ben like we saw in the recent, recent weeks or any other anything like that. so i don't know. i mean, if you want to, if you really want to see something, virtual something, put some virtual goggles know, yeah, something, put some virtual gogglshocked know, yeah, something, put some virtual gogglshocked that know, yeah, something, put some virtual gogglshocked that it know, yeah, something, put some virtual gogglshocked that it was v, yeah, i was shocked that it was permanent well. permanent as well. >> it's >> you think, okay, it's a prank. do yeah. they're prank. they do it. yeah. they're destructive zoomers. they haven't cortexes destructive zoomers. they haven't this cortexes destructive zoomers. they haven't this is cortexes destructive zoomers. they haven't this is what cortexes destructive zoomers. they haven't this is what they xes developed this is what they like, permanent. it's like, but it's permanent. it's always permanent always there. it isn't permanent . it can be unplugged. they're saying illegal. i'm not saying it's not illegal. i'm not saying it's not illegal. i'm not saying it's not illegal. i'm not saying it's impervious to, like, attacks, but it's not permanent . attacks, but it's not permanent. it's like the death star has a permanent point of weakness. he says it seems like permanent, but hasn't been. question but it hasn't been. the question is, law out there is, is there a law out there which we don't know? is there a law makes law out there that makes it illegal? so, he's illegal? i think so, well, he's saying here, saying there, saying here, he's saying there, isn't jackson here is isn't he? robert jackson here is citing seven the citing section seven of the planning . if you want to planning act. if you want to know, it says no person shall execute executed execute or cause to be executed any works demolition of any works for the demolition of any works for the demolition of a its a listed building or its alteration or extension in any manner would affect manner which would affect its character. is an character. so clearly this is an alteration that affects its character. you've basically

alteration that affects its characteit you've basically alteration that affects its characteit with'e basically alteration that affects its characteit with'e lightally defaced it with a light projection that says the guy is evil. think pushing it. evil. i think it's pushing it. he's need he's probably right. you need some i hate to say some kind of law. i hate to say it. need a to say what it. you need a law to say what the best to start to do the best thing to start to do would get tough on would be to get really tough on this say, more this stuff. and say, no more of this stuff. and say, no more of this like you. this and just go fully like you. jack. doing this. and jack. we're not doing this. and he any votes . he wouldn't lose any votes. votes he's got to win so bad. yeah. no. all right. how about it's annoying. let's do the sunday batley grammar sunday times and batley grammar schools . appalling failure to schools. appalling failure to defend adam. yes defend their teacher. adam. yes >> so this is a story from the sunday times on how muhammad, cartoon teacher was under cartoon teacher was thrown under the school, the bus by his school, an official has revealed the official report has revealed the devastating impact of the row on his and how interference his life, and how interference from inflamed the from activists inflamed the situation. yeah, this a situation. so yeah, so this is a story a teacher who's been story about a teacher who's been in hiding for the last three years. depiction years. after showing a depiction of the prophet muhammad, and he's hiding sort he's had to be in hiding sort of, since then. i think when i read this story, i, i sort of cast my memory back to the story of charlie hebdo in 2015, salman rushdie was attacked in, 2022. and this is a story that seems

to be cyclical. it seems to come through every few years. and i think if i cast my memory back all the way to 2005, 2006, south park had an episode park actually had an episode about, depicting the prophet muhammad and how they weren't allowed to do it, and they depicted a in a very depicted him in a in a very particular way by putting him in a cartoon so you a cartoon costume. so you couldn't that it couldn't actually see that it was was this is was him. and it was this is just, know, for me just, you know, for me personally , i think it's very personally, i think it's very disappointing school disappointing that the school didn't back up the didn't sort of back up the teacher at the time. and think teacher at the time. and i think we decide society , we need to decide as a society, are we, secular or are we a christian country or do we respect certain faiths or not? because i think if we think about france, we'll know sort of their stance. they're very secular . i their stance. they're very secular. i think in uk we secular. i think in the uk we have haven't really decided. have we haven't really decided. are we against are we very secular in terms of secular in terms, in terms of afraid ? afraid? >> that's what we've decided. afraid. you afraid. louis, what do you think? think i think we're think? i think i think we're afraid. afraid. too afraid. we're afraid. i'm too afraid. we're afraid. i'm too afraid this . the afraid even to discuss this. the fact is, the fact is, i to fact is, the fact is, i hate to say it. we're doomed . we're say it. we're doomed. we're doomed. we're doomed. doomed. i think we're doomed. we're when people are we're doomed when people are afraid of this. and the truth

is, you followed the where is, is if you followed the where this is heading, is, is if you followed the where this is heading , the fact that this is heading, the fact that you. it's heading to a it's a bad place. now it's heading to a very bad place. well, luckily it's easter sunday tomorrow, which is a hopeful but which is a hopeful message, but louis we're doomed. but do louis says we're doomed. but do you what? i will one you know what? i will say one thing. controversial thing. this is controversial from perspective. from the muslim perspective. they're you would they're just acting as you would expect if they feel their prophet has been defiled. so that they would act as such. and i you know, okay, i say, hey, you know, okay, maybe christianity should have been tougher, been a bit tougher, but the school is what's really appalling because they've got no excuse. they not excuse. why have they not defended their teacher? that is surely they surely their job. so to me they have excuse. well you know, have no excuse. well you know, and presumably sorry on and presumably this sorry on your . your birthday as well. >> yeah. surely this would have been, this would gone been, this would have gone through some sort of a curriculum, might curriculum, or it might have must have been approved. i imagine he just didn't have a picture in his back pocket and he have approved. he must have been approved. >> it for >> he'd been doing it for a couple of years. so you couple of years. yeah. so you think. you know, think. but remember, you know, being in an organisation you don't know, they don't always defend people the way we think

they should be defended or we should be defended . should be defended. >> it doesn't it doesn't put faith in the educational system. >> and people are saying the teachers aren't reluctant to work yeah, you'd work there now. yeah, as you'd expect, you'd expect, of expect, as you'd expect, of course. insane course. yeah. that's the insane thing. themselves course. yeah. that's the insane thithe themselves course. yeah. that's the insane thithe in themselves course. yeah. that's the insane thithe in that themselves course. yeah. that's the insane thithe in that sense.;elves course. yeah. that's the insane thithe in that sense. alles in the foot in that sense. all right, let's do the sunday telegraph. and the police are spending a huge amount on translation costs. i wonder why that yeah, that could be. louis. yeah, well, answer is in the well, you the answer is in the non—answer. it's, it's police . non—answer. it's, it's police. translation costs hit £19 million a year and, this is this is, of course, they've got to translate things. i don't even know why they have to translate things. it's like you don't speak english well, you know, get a lawyer your get a lawyer and have your lawyer your cousin lawyer speak. bring your cousin in there. why should. why should we have to translate? >> still >> i think that would still count as translation costs. you have hire lawyer. have to hire a lawyer. >> would have to. >> yeah. no, they would have to. yeah they would probably yeah i guess they would probably bnng bring your cousin in method. it's cheaper somehow. it's probably cheaper somehow. speaks english. well, speaks perfect english. well, that's do when that's what they used to do when they smacked in the they were being smacked in the face, interrogated. you know, they english. the they don't speak english. the truth is, as you say, immigration is the highest

immigration is up the highest it's ever been. i didn't say that. it's in the article, though. yeah, it's in the article. don't whether article. i don't know whether that's highest 745,000 that's true. the highest 745,000 was the stat given, wasn't it? yeah. migration yeah. new estimated migration and a third of this amount, a third is in london. yeah. yeah exactly. met police 6.4 million. roughly nearly 6.5 spent on these services . i can do it for these services. i can do it for free now, adam. >> yeah, i think first of all, like he said, it was london. it'd be weird if it was in slough, yeah . i'm slough, wouldn't it, yeah. i'm on belief of whichever on for the belief of whichever country should on for the belief of whichever country speak should on for the belief of whichever country speak the should on for the belief of whichever country speak the language ould on for the belief of whichever country speak the language that learn to speak the language that goes i was move learn to speak the language that gojapan, i was move learn to speak the language that gojapan, i i was move learn to speak the language that gojapan, i shouldi was move learn to speak the language that gojapan, i should be as move to japan, i should be encouraged. at least encouraged. or at least be si king not speak japanese, king not to speak japanese, saying that i do appreciate that it learn a language. it is hard to learn a language. i've studying spanish i've been doing studying spanish and the last two and duolingo for the last two years. i can't speak a single sentence. dismay , just sentence. to my dismay, just by having 700 streak, but having a 700 day streak, but yeah, i agree with you, nick. this is exactly i could this is exactly where i could help. you it could be help. and you know, it could be done there's a lot done for free. there's a lot of, there's, know, think even, there's, you know, i think even, like, very stages like, there's, very early stages of you in of ai where you can put in headphones speak in headphones and you speak in english, and can translate to english, and it can translate to a that's a native language. that's

technology focusing on. >> do stuff in real time. well, maybe our maybe it can just fix our immigration . just cut immigration problem. just cut straight get straight to the, you know, get rid middle can rid of the middle man. it can just anyway is just solve that. anyway that is it two. coming it for part two. but coming up, joe christians , the joe biden snubs christians, the ons snubs and the benefit ons snubs women, and the benefit system . it's system snubs farmers. it's a snubbing special.

welcome back to headliners let's get straight into it with the sunday telegraph. and if you're a woman you don't want a woman and you don't want a bloke toilet at work, bloke in your toilet at work, you're straight hr. adam >> yes. so this is the story from sunday telegraph, from the sunday telegraph, disciplinary action for ons female they object female employees. if they object to trans colleagues using their lavatories. and this leaked lavatories. and this is leaked documents reveal statistics. bodyis documents reveal statistics. body is subject to institutional cap buy. transgender cap to buy. transgender activists. gender campaigners allege . so yeah, this is really allege. so yeah, this is really interesting. this seems to be, this is obviously a conversation we've had over the last couple of years. it feels like the idea should, trans women and trans men to use other's

men be able to use each other's toilets? same sex? seems toilets? same sex? this seems to. interesting to. what's interesting about this documents this is this is leaked documents . and obviously, because it's for the office of national statistics, i think what's really interesting about this is that said the that they've actually said the decision, whether a trans woman or trans will be able or a trans man will be able to go the opposite toilet go into the opposite toilet would the would be is down to the transitioning employees themselves. decide . themselves. they get to decide. i don't know how i particularly feel about this . i know a lot of feel about this. i know a lot of places workplaces have mixed toilets . i places workplaces have mixed toilets. i think even places workplaces have mixed toilets . i think even here we toilets. i think even here we have mixed toilets, but everyone hates them . everyone hates them. hates them. everyone hates them. yeah, because nobody likes being. no one likes doing their business next to what? what the other gender is. so you know. >> exactly. i mean, it's a bit weird . mean, say from the weird. i mean, they say from the first transition, they first day of transition, they can facilities and can use these facilities. and there's a question of communication, discussion and education. i hear that word education. when i hear that word now i just wokeness now i just hear wokeness and also if a colleague also and they say if a colleague persists with unreasonable objections, like they don't want to with a man, to go to a toilet with a man, they to to a grievance they have to go to a grievance or procedures. or disciplinary procedures. well, you've been well, i understand you've been to of them. you what? to loads of them. you know what? that actually that struck me as actually reasonable it's reasonable. yes, because it's saying, hey, these are the rules. complaining . and

rules. stop complaining. and that's what they're saying to these people. saying, these people. they're saying, you once, you can you can complain once, you can complain twice, three times, you can complain once, you can compla more ce, three times, you can complain once, you can compla more .e, three times, you can complain once, you can complamore . it's three times, you can complain once, you can complamore . it's unreasonable. maybe more. it's unreasonable. it's like a child wanting candy. mummy, mummy , i want candy, i mummy, mummy, i want candy, i want sweetie, whatever you speak in want in this language, i want sweetie. and so at some sweetie. and so and at some point you look at the kid and you say, i've told you three times, you're not getting any sweeties you okay, but in sweeties and you okay, but in your , the kid is women your analogy, the kid is women and the sweeties are not wanting men in their bathrooms. no there is could be a woman . it's is could be a woman. it's a woman is a woman who goes and doesn't know when to stop complaining. wow so your misogyny is outweighed your anti sort of transphobia? no, it's not even misogyny. it is. it's saying this is the rules of an office. we have these rules, lewis . do not say that. you say lewis. do not say that. you say that again. we are going to fire you. that's the rule we should have. but we've not been strict enough on adam. is right? is enough on adam. is he right? is lewis way? no good? no. >> and that doesn't apply to this story. that applies to

everything lewis has got to say until the end of show, even. until the end of the show, even. >> god, blanket policy. >> oh my god, blanket policy. we brought he's boy brought his. he's a new boy and he's he's already he's already he's already sticking it to the old man. >> really? >> i love you, really? >> i love you, really? >> don't think you >> no, i don't think you do. i think i think i'm to speak think i think i'm going to speak to someone about him. yeah, yeah. complain. go through the grievance yeah. complain. go through the griehecke called . but then the heck it's called. but then they they me, they say, if they say to me, hey, comes, having hey, adam comes, we're having him on show. next time him on the show. the next time you adam kumis, you complain about adam kumis, we're to we're going to. you're going to get you. get a grievance against you. i have i see, have to live with it. i see, i disagree, but get your point. disagree, but i get your point. let's mail on sunday. and let's do the mail on sunday. and tomorrow is, of course, our special , here special holy day, both here and in united yes, it's in the united states. yes, it's transgender day of visibility. lewis. yeah, this is biden lewis. yeah, this is beau biden biden. outrageous! biden proclaims easter sunday as trans day of visibility as white house bans children from submitting religious themed easter egg designs. the truth is, is that he didn't declare it that it's always been that, that it's not always. but for the last five, ten minutes, ten minutes. but like last year, this was the day it just happened to fall on

easter sunday when they have when for 50 years they've had this event at the white house where they roll easter eggs and it's a it's a semi christian thing. it's not really a christian thing. and so there was so they to combine the was so they tried to combine the two to make everybody happy. no, they did. yes they did. they got rid of anything to do with easter. and they said deliberately it's day of deliberately it's trans day of visibility to white christians up to let you know your place, to let you know which side the far left biden administration is on. what think. on. that's that's what i think. yeah. that's true. that's true. the christians lowest lost the christians lowest they lost i if this was, i don't know if this was, deliberately attacked by by biden, but i think the idea of like eggs, chocolate eggs representing new life and rebirth and, you know, having a representing new life and rebiridentityyou know, having a representing new life and rebiridentity and (now, having a representing new life and rebiridentity and transitioning,a new identity and transitioning, i know if was i don't know if that was something good. i don't know if that was someth something od. i don't know if that was someth something deliberately or >> did something deliberately or not, very well, but they banned i only that they i mean, it's not only that they had they banned easter i mean, it's not only that they had rolls they banned easter i mean, it's not only that they had rolls that they banned easter i mean, it's not only that they had rolls that had banned easter i mean, it's not only that they had rolls that had religiouseaster i mean, it's not only that they had rolls this had religiouseaster i mean, it's not only that they had rolls this isad religiouseaster i mean, it's not only that they had rolls this is easter.iouseaster i mean, it's not only that they had rolls this is easter. yeah.ster imagery. this is easter. yeah. i mean, and then it says in the article, biden's a devout catholic. oh, yeah. he's so devout that bans religious devout that he bans religious imagery and brings in a trans day visibility on easter.

day of visibility on easter. come on. >> maybe he'll pay for it in the in election. in the upcoming election. >> is the thing >> well, this is the thing i think going to in think we're going to see in hell fire. going to say fire. i was i was going to say hope. so go on. i mean, there are a lot of trans people who are very visible. they're usually like six foot guys with adam's that's not, adam's apples. oh, that's not, isn't it? mean, there is that isn't it? i mean, there is that they're joke . they're visible. that's a joke. joke. that's a joke. but also they're visible the they're quite visible in the sense stop hearing sense that we never stop hearing about don't about trans activism. i don't even blame the poor trans people, trans people, but they sort of trans activism lobby. i don't know what stop what it is. we never stop heanng what it is. we never stop hearing so it's like hearing about it. so it's like 300, 365 days a year. do they hearing about it. so it's like 300, another; a year. do they hearing about it. so it's like 300, another day? ar. do they hearing about it. so it's like 300, another day? can)o they hearing about it. so it's like 300, another day? can christians need another day? can christians have one day? right? no, they can't . can't. >> they can have the calendar though. have the calendar. calendar good one. calendar is a good one. >> calendar. >> the calendar calendar. >> the calendar calendar. >> there's no >> what do you mean? there's no gregorian calendar? >> what do you mean? there's no gregoricalendar. calendar? roman calendar. >> the nobody . oh, oh, >> they have the nobody. oh, oh, but they don't even call it that anymore. no, you're saying like. like christian before the like christian era or before the christian that what you christian era. is that what you mean? okay, well, it's a disgusting outrage and we all agree. do the ai and agree. let's do the ai and deliveroo and just riders. deliveroo and just eat riders. many questionable visa many have questionable visa status, have been grassing each other home office to other up to the home office to try and reduce competition. did

somebody adam? somebody say just deport adam? >> i was kind of hoping you'd be singing that bit. oh no. somebody just say. yeah. so this is the, the eye is a story from the, the eye news. deliveroo riders reporting each home in each other to home office in illicit worker turf war. so. yeah. so this is this is really interesting, isn't it? because i think we that, companies think we know that, companies such , uber eats and such as deliveroo, uber eats and just eat, they are almost like a breeding ground for people who maybe might not have the right to work in this country. and they're able to under the they're able to work under the under the radar, through these, through these companies. now, what's interesting about this is it's not actually the drivers who legitimately it's not actually the drivers wh

so yeah, but wasn't it the drivers who initiated all of this when they wanted. >> they didn't want to be under the yoke companies like the yoke of the companies like deliveroo and just eats. and they we want to be we want they said we want to be we want to be independent contractors on our own and not be told when our routes should be. so that's that. that's what happened is they became independent, which allowed them to give away their shifts. well i've, i've heard, i've heard that, but i've also heard that a lot of, a lot of the drivers similarly with uber, uber drivers they've uber drivers as well, they've wanted actually more rights. >> pay, >> they've wanted sick pay, they've of more they've wanted sort of more rights, which these companies aren't the aren't doing. the i think the long and short of this story is it could be fixed with something long and short of this story is it co simple,ixed with something long and short of this story is it co simple, which th something long and short of this story is it co simple, which is something long and short of this story is it co simple, which is like ething very simple, which is like a face recognition. whenever face id recognition. so whenever you a job, you hold up you accept a job, you hold up your phone to your face and say, right, person who it right, this is the person who it says . that would be simple. >> who's gonna that? >> who's gonna monitor that? it would companies. would have to be the companies. >> do that. >> the apps would do that. >> the apps would do that. >> the companies, the >> no, but the companies, the companies said, we want more stuff. said, want stuff. the people said, we want more. you just said, we more. like, you just said, we want more stuff. and said, want more stuff. and they said, you what? you're on your

you know what? you're on your own. we don't. so we don't have to you stuff. to give you more stuff. ultimately these companies are not actually not going to want to actually solve problem because solve this problem because whilst is going on, they're whilst this is going on, they're able with paying able to get away with paying a lot employees lot of their employees very well because because lot of their employees very well beca gave because lot of their employees very well beca gave away because lot of their employees very well beca gave away the because lot of their employees very well beca gave away the controluse lot of their employees very well beca gave away the control .se they gave away the control. we've got to move on to just i mean, just want to one mean, i just want to say one thing. use these, thing. i don't really use these, but is a service that but maybe this is a service that people have people just shouldn't have if it has people have has to be like, if people have to little and get to be paid so little and get into wars to try and into the bidding wars to try and deport maybe deport each other, maybe we shouldn't a shouldn't have access to just a burger at 2 am, know, burger at 2 am, you know, anytime. i just maybe anytime. i just wonder, maybe it's have it. it's just we can't have it. >> i would agree with you, but after drinks, after a couple of drinks, i might not. >> anyway, maybe >> right? right anyway, maybe i've maybe i've come out. maybe i'm a socialist let's do socialist or something. let's do the and the sunday telegraph. and farmers are farmers claiming benefits are being a being told their job counts as a hobby. last thing you hobby. that's the last thing you want hard day of want to hear after a hard day of milking milking want to hear after a hard day of milkinmilking milking want to hear after a hard day of milkin milking clarify] louis. milking louis. clarify there, and these people there, well. and these people are valuable farmers claiming benefits. told their farms or hobbies to get jobs and this is this is the this is an inherent problem because the farmers who don't make enough money are told to get real jobs by these

horrible, you know, by the benefits people because because their income is incredibly variable and it's very similar to what we do as comedians. you know, one month have a really know, one month we have a really great and the next month great month. and the next month we make nothing. we have we make nothing. so this is happening is, is that is what's happening is, is that it's impossible. but it's almost impossible. but unlike and i hate to say this, but i think unlike farmers, we are incredibly replaceable and not integral to society. >> and , you know, all the >> and, you know, all the comedians could disappear tomorrow and we'd be fine. >> i hope many of them will, yeah. >> i mean, look , well, can do. >> i mean, look, well, can do. >> i mean, look, well, can do. >> i need to defend that. that's a thing. putting a horrible thing. you're putting us out business. out of our us out of business. out of our own. i love i love. we own. no, no, i love i love. we found out in covid how pointless comedians was , comedians were. i mean, i was, oh, they've taken my entire oh, they've taken away my entire job. i've moved job. and that's why i've moved on of commentary job. and that's why i've moved on you of commentary job. and that's why i've moved on you don't of commentary job. and that's why i've moved on you don't even:ommentary job. and that's why i've moved on you don't even have entary job. and that's why i've moved on you don't even have to tary job. and that's why i've moved on you don't even have to be' and you don't even have to be funny. brilliant. funny. it's brilliant. but, yeah, seasonal. yeah, it's obviously seasonal. there separate there should be a separate category i don't there should be a separate categcyou i don't there should be a separate categcyou to i don't there should be a separate categcyou to eat i don't there should be a separate categcyou to eat food»n't there should be a separate categcyou to eat food , 't know, you want to eat food, maybe should farmers maybe we should treat farmers properly. at the properly. or maybe, maybe at the end of the year we find out how much money you made and if you made money, you've got made a lot of money, you've got to the that to give back the money that you received and received for benefits and that

that doesn't now. you that doesn't happen. now. if you have month , you get your have a bad month, you get your benefits. next month benefits. but if the next month you fortune , you don't you make a fortune, you don't have to pay back some the have to pay back some of the fees supporting. fees we should be supporting. it's farmers. it's definitely respect farmers. unless to up unless you all want to end up eating gates synthetic unless you all want to end up eating let's gates synthetic unless you all want to end up eating let's do es synthetic unless you all want to end up eating let's do the ynthetic unless you all want to end up eating let's do the sunday meat. let's do the sunday telegraph. always meat. let's do the sunday telegdon't always meat. let's do the sunday telegdon't mess always meat. let's do the sunday telegdon't mess with always meat. let's do the sunday telegdon't mess with the /ays said, don't mess with the president of guyana. adam. >> you're always saying president of guyana. adam. >> yes,)u're always saying president of guyana. adam. >> yes, always. vays saying president of guyana. adam. >> yes, always. always'ing that. yes, always. always unprompted, yeah. so is unprompted, yeah. so this is from telegraph . from the sunday telegraph. guyana's president scolds bbc presenter for climate change lecture. so irfan ali rebukes stephen sackur during heated interview where reporter challenges leader on the impact of the country's oil industry. so a very so this was this was a very interesting interview. i actually the actually watched it. it was the it idea of , obviously, it was the idea of, obviously, guyana's basically they've got a lot of oil. and this is going to be this is great for news the country. they've got an incredible amount of wealth. and over next decade over the over the next decade they're going to be that. they're going to be using that. that's great for the that's going to be great for the country. were the country. and they were the interview slightly interview seemed to be slightly skewed going to skewed towards are you going to be responsible and are you are you really want you sure you really want to utilise to the full extent utilise this to the full extent because climate?

because of the climate? and i think across as think that it came across as incredibly patronising and i think, quite rightly, that the president of guyana shut him down. and as we nobody down. and as we know, nobody likes being lectured famously. greta, dare you ? yeah, no, greta, how dare you? yeah, no, nobody likes it. it was very cheeky. >> i can't believe you're suggesting the bbc were patronising. yeah, i mean, patronising. but yeah, i mean, i also we've of also feel we've lost a bit of moral authority. track moral authority. we lost track in the you quite often in the west. so you quite often see with julian see this now, like with julian assange there foreign assange, there was a foreign leader. who it leader. i can't remember who it was sort of dressing was now, gave a sort of dressing down well, you guys was now, gave a sort of dressing downassange, well, you guys was now, gave a sort of dressing downassange, so ell, you guys was now, gave a sort of dressing downassange, so youyou guys was now, gave a sort of dressing downassange, so you can'tjys have assange, so you can't judge us. can't us. they're saying you can't judge climate because judge guyana on climate because they're zero. they've been they're net zero. they've been looking what they're net zero. they've been looyoui what they're net zero. they've been looyou i lewis? what they're net zero. they've been looyoui lewis? vit's do you think, lewis? well it's the how the problem is, is one is how british interviewers interview people, which is which is they play people, which is which is they play the devil's advocate because this incredibly stupid idea of balance that ofcom regulates, it's like for balance, i have to say it's a great idea that ofcom does it. it's like in america they sit there, they you have an there, they can you can have an entire or entire entire program or an entire channel that says thing channel that says one thing because another channel because you have another channel that when that says one thing. so when this name, this guy, what's his name, sackun this guy, what's his name, sackur, his job sackur, goes in there, his job is point his finger at the is to point his finger at the suv-

is to point his finger at the guy. whether he believes it or not, got he's got to say, not, he's got he's got to say, what about and it just got what about this? and it just got on case. and the truth on the guy's case. and the truth is, the important is, he's the most important point that guyana was a point is that guyana was a british colony, and the venezuela wants half of guyana with where most of the oil is. okay. well, it's the adversarial style is what you're referring to. lewis and it's going to get adversarial in the last part. but three but that is part three destroyed. the destroyed. but coming up in the final does rude final section, trump does a rude post. britain builds a robot army lizzo the music army and lizzo quits the music industry, i know hit industry, which i know will hit our viewers

soon. welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into it with the sunday telegraph. and lizzo says she's quitting the music industry. it's a huge loss for the degenerate garbage . john the degenerate garbage. john lewis. sorry, i couldn't, is it out of that? sure. i don't know. i'm not a i'm not a i don't know her that well, so i can't say i'm not a big fan, but lizzo quits, quits quotation marks quits, quits in quotation marks a headlining beau a day after headlining beau biden fundraiser. but she hasn't quit. what she's quit. they don't know what she's quit. they don't know what she's quit. she just says, i'm about to quit or quitting. i'm quitting . and she's like, she's quitting. and she's like, she's like, my ex—wife is saying, i'm divorcing divorcing divorcing you. i'm divorcing you. and never really you. and she never she really means she she's means it then. but she she's ex—wife. she must have at some point. i eventually point. no, i eventually i divorced and was divorced her, and there was a huge mistake because saying, divorced her, and there was a hugshe istake because saying, divorced her, and there was a hugshe must because saying, divorced her, and there was a hugshe must be. :ause saying, divorced her, and there was a hugshe must be. because saying, oh, she must be. because when a man i'm divorcing you, you man says i'm divorcing you, you think, oh, she's gone to she's filed already , but filed the papers already, but she hadn't filed. the woman says filed the papers already, but sh

end. i'm divorcing you you end. i'm divorcing you if you continue line, continue along this line, so lizzo's divorce the music lizzo's gonna divorce the music industry, right? if they continue mean to her continue to be mean to her because they. because they're mean but she's mean to her. but what she's saying sued , saying is she's been sued, accused of harassment, a accused of sexual harassment, a hostile environment , hostile work environment, basically all the stuff that we men of all the time. men get accused of all the time. so i haven't been accused of that. you haven't? no i'm not ehhen that. you haven't? no i'm not either. but the point, look, i mean, she said she's starting to feel like the world doesn't want mean, she said she's starting to feelinke the world doesn't want mean, she said she's starting to feelin it,the world doesn't want mean, she said she's starting to feelin it, so world doesn't want mean, she said she's starting to feelin it, so \hope doesn't want mean, she said she's starting to feelin it, so \hope she's 't want mean, she said she's starting to feelin it, so \hope she's okay. |t me in it, so i hope she's okay. i'm to do anything i'm not going to do anything silly. lizzo to be silly. i don't want lizzo to be depressed, though. obviously i don't music don't depressed, though. obviously i don'the music don't depressed, though. obviously i don'the body music don't depressed, though. obviously i don'the body positivity, don't like the body positivity, positive positivity positive body positivity nonsense unhealthy nonsense because it's unhealthy and unrealistic. >> i what's >> yeah, yeah. i think what's really this really interesting about this story with lizzo, it's, she's she's got a litany of, litany of accusations up against her. as you briefly mentioned, louis, she's been accused by former staff members that she's creating work creating a toxic work environment. been, environment. she's been, sexually inappropriate. >> and also, we don't know, allegedly, , allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. >> yeah. also allegedly >> yeah. but also allegedly fat shaming, is really shaming, which which is really interesting. i mean, from lizzo because very brave ,

because lizzo is very brave, it's not nice. yeah, but it's not nice to bully her. so i completely agree with that. >> why not? maybe she should be bullied fat. i lost, i lost like almost a quarter of my weight. >> and you could you could lose a louis. a bit more. louis. >> probably. and was to >> probably. and it was due to being you're being fatter on tv. you're you're and you called you're seeing me and you called me fat, lost a lot. and me fat, and i lost a lot. and now put half back on. now i've put half of it back on. well, let's start calling me fat again. no, i'm not again. it's the. no, i'm not going to because i can't risk sharing pictures sharing horrible pictures of me, which help. sharing horrible pictures of me, whithere help. sharing horrible pictures of me, whithere is help. sharing horrible pictures of me, whithere is something. sharing horrible pictures of me, whithere is something to be said >> there is something to be said though are though about like if you are going in the spotlight, going to be in the spotlight, part know, you're going to be in the spotlight, part to know, you're going to be in the spotlight, part to someiow, you're going to be in the spotlight, part to someiow, jonline. going to get some heat online. so handle heat, so if you can't handle the heat, get kitchen. so if you can't handle the heat, get well, itchen. so if you can't handle the heat, get well, yeah,. so if you can't handle the heat, get well, yeah, i so if you can't handle the heat, getwell, yeah, i guess so if you can't handle the heat, get well, yeah, i guess that's >> well, yeah, i guess that's what us. what happens to all of us. i just mute everyone. the just mute everyone. let's do the mail donald trump mail on sunday. and donald trump is for sharing is in trouble for sharing an inappropriate joe inappropriate image of joe biden. doesn't like biden. it doesn't sound like something adam. something trump would do. adam. >> nick. >> no, absolutely not. nick. it's character it's very out of character for the president. slash the former president. slash reality star. yeah, this reality tv star. so yeah, this is mail on sunday, is for the mail on sunday, former president donald trump posted a video on social media that of that contains the image of a hogfied that contains the image of a hogtied president biden hogtied president joe biden painted tailgate of a painted on the tailgate of a passing truck. now, as soon as i read this, i thought, me go

read this, i thought, let me go see video. it was very see the video. and it was a very quick which think he quick video, which i think he must on. if he did must have posted on. if he did probably truth probably posted it on truth social, couldn't on social, i couldn't find it on twitter, i there is. oh yes, twitter, i there it is. oh yes, there you go. >> yeah. so classic president trump. i think the reason why this is made news is because it's not presidential behaviour. but then all donald but then as we all know, donald trump, usp is not being trump, his usp is not being presidential or the way we'd expect be president. expect to be president. >> video . and what we >> got the video. and what we see though is actually it's just a truck, pickup truck or one of those big american cars passing by. of flags those big american cars passing by. they've of flags those big american cars passing by. they've got of flags those big american cars passing by. they've got that flags and they've also got that picture biden. it's like picture of biden. it's like trump, created trump, like went and created this was this on photoshop. yeah, it was justyeah. and trump's clearly >> yeah. and trump's clearly just just, posted just he's clearly just, posted this trump just he's clearly just, posted this and trump just he's clearly just, posted this and it's trump just he's clearly just, posted this and it's somethingp he 2024. and it's something that he finds all finds particularly they're all calling it simon. finds particularly they're all caliremember n. griffin with >> remember kathy griffin with the . the decapitated head. >> what i going to say nick. >> what i was going to say nick. exactly. say exactly. i was gonna say 2017. that that arguably that was that was arguably a much more, and grotesque that was that was arguably a much iof re, and grotesque that was that was arguably a much iof her and grotesque that was that was arguably a much iof her holdingand grotesque that was that was arguably a much iof her holding up grotesque that was that was arguably a much iof her holding up donaldjue image of her holding up donald trump's head. i don't know, i think either you either sit on the fence of all of these things are they're all

are fair game, or they're all offensive. you can't can't offensive. you can't you can't pick offensive. you can't you can't picior maybe, maybe he left out >> or maybe, maybe he left out the part the tweet which was the part of the tweet which was fbi. please arrest these fbi. please, please arrest these people. maybe that's what was people. maybe that's what he was going but he , you going to put in, but he, you know, pressed wrong button know, pressed the wrong button with okay. with the coffee thing. okay. yeah all right. i think it's a nothing burger. let's the nothing burger. let's do the daily star and is the answer to our recruitment crisis. daily star and is the answer to otterrifying recruitment crisis. daily star and is the answer to otterrifying robotitment crisis. daily star and is the answer to otterrifying robot army. crisis. daily star and is the answer to otterrifying robot army. louis. a terrifying robot army. louis. yeah, well, this is one of those stories. army. it is. it's stories. robot army. it is. it's the same kind of story. robot army equipped with machine guns to aid uk military recruitment crisis . and they show a picture crisis. and they show a picture of a of an army of like , maybe of a of an army of like, maybe something out of star wars, right. they looked a lot like star rubbish prequel. star wars. the rubbish prequel. and were, you know, this is star wars. the rubbish prequel. and we're vere, you know, this is star wars. the rubbish prequel. and we're going ou know, this is star wars. the rubbish prequel. and we're going to know, this is star wars. the rubbish prequel. and we're going to solve. this is how we're going to solve our crisis, is number crisis, which is number one, they anything they don't have anything like that. doing tests that. they were doing some tests , some battleground thing. they don't could be don't have that. it's a could be maybe, possibly it's a camp story. it's not real story . story. it's not a real story. it's not a real story. it's all a thing to say. we don't have enough soldiers , and the enough soldiers, and the soldiers be paid more enough soldiers, and the soldier�*than be paid more enough soldiers, and the soldier�*than £20,000aid more enough soldiers, and the soldier�*than £20,000 ad more enough soldiers, and the soldier�*than £20,000 a year.e enough soldiers, and the soldier�*than £20,000 a year. free money than £20,000 a year. free room and board and and room and board and food and everything okay adam,

everything you get. okay adam, anything on this? >> briefly, i i actually >> briefly, i think i actually think think this think the opposite. i think this is where we're going to think the opposite. i think this is heading.nhere we're going to think the opposite. i think this is heading.nithink,e're going to think the opposite. i think this is heading.nithink, like going to think the opposite. i think this is heading.nithink, like with| to be heading. i think, like with with to find with the struggling to find recruitments think recruitments on there, i think it ring true the it does sort of ring true of the irobot bot and the terminator thing. we've thing. but like we've been seeing what seeing videos from what boston dynamics were, these shockingly realistic sort of movements of humans . and i think it's humans. and i think it's inevitable. a lot of countries, especially developed especially the developed countries, be countries, are going to be having countries, are going to be havthey're going guys, >> they're going to have guys, do they're going to do you think they're going to have up like have real guys dressed up like that? going to maybe that? they're not going to maybe how have how inefficient it is to have have mechanical have that kind of mechanical thing. a lot thing. it's not it's a lot easier to put a have a drone or to just to throw in that to throw just to throw in that whatever it is, a robot, a throw it, throw bots. now okay, we didn't have time to get on to the clocks going forward, but do you opinions in you have any strong opinions in oh i think oh my god, totally, i think i totally think you cannot totally do. i think you cannot mess nature and mess with mother nature and that's is that's what our society is doing. absolutely. happy birthday lewis show is pretty much adam well. much over. thanks adam as well. let's quick look at let's have another quick look at sunday's front so the sunday's front pages. so the mail has rain attacks. mail on sunday has rain attacks. hypocrisy over jibe at mail on sunday has rain attacks. hypocrisy overjibe at pm's mail on sunday has rain attacks. hypocrisy over jibe at pm's wife . the sunday telegraph has labour net zero plan puts uk at

china's mercy. the observer uk given legal advice to israel is flouting law in gaza , top tory flouting law in gaza, top tory says the sunday times tories may be left with fewer than 100 mps. the sunday express new wonder jab will prevent dementia. and finally, the daily star . anyone finally, the daily star. anyone know a good, reliable, reasonably priced exorcist? those were the front pages. that is tonight's thanks is it for tonight's show. thanks to lewis on his birthday. and adam tomorrow to lewis on his birthday. and ad11n tomorrow to lewis on his birthday. and ad11 p.m. tomorrow to lewis on his birthday. and ad11 pm. if tomorrow to lewis on his birthday. and ad11 pm. if you're tomorrow to lewis on his birthday. and ad11 pm. if you're watching|orrow at 11 pm. if you're watching 5 am, then of course, stay tuned a.m, then of course, stay tuned for breakfast. have great for breakfast. have a great easter bless . easter and god bless. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> hello there! welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast from the met office. we're looking ahead for the rest of easter. i think the best of the sunshine going to be sunshine really is going to be reserved more northern parts reserved for more northern parts of south, of the country. for the south, especially as we come into easter monday. it's looking at very wet . so out there at the

very wet. so out there at the moment, we've still got low pressure that's pressure in charge and that's bringing of bringing in another band of heavy more heavy showers across more southwestern of the southwestern parts of the country that will spread its way towards ireland as towards northern ireland as we end the night. elsewhere. plenty of that's of clear skies, so that's a perfect recipe for a fairly chilly night. a touch of frost across scotland with some misty low cloud just beginning to move in across parts of the east. so we do start easter day off on a fairly sunny note across many central parts of the country. the cloud across the east will gradually just spread its way a little bit further westward. so for many central and eastern parts of england are rather grey. afternoon to come with some spots of rain brighter further west and especially so for scotland and northern ireland. of sunny ireland. here a mixture of sunny spells and scattered showers, temperatures sunshine temperatures in the sunshine reaching 14 or 15 degrees into easter monday. a pretty wet picture for a lot of england and wales. some of the rain will be quite heavy, could turn brighter later on down towards the south—west, again best later on down towards the so the -west, again best later on down towards the

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a record low, with even the prime minister predicted to lose his seat. >> and with clocks springing forward an hour to mark the beginning of british summer time, we'll looking at the time, we'll be looking at the best to feel fresh this best ways to feel fresh this morning . morning. >> good morning. it was a thrilling day of premier league action yesterday, as manchester united six minutes united took the lead six minutes into time, for into added time, only for brentford equalise . we look brentford to equalise. we look ahead to the manchester city v arsenal game, of course, later on and there cambridge on and there was a cambridge double varsity boat double in the 169th varsity boat race . race. >> it's morning. the clocks have sprung forward overnight, but for some of us, especially dunng for some of us, especially during easter monday, the weather is certainly looking weather is certainly not looking very all. find very spring like at all. find out information with me out all the information with me in a little bit . in a little bit. >> good morning to you. >> good morning to you. >> i'm stephen dixon and i'm dawn neesom, and this is breakfast on gb news. >> and just to remind you , it is >> and just to remind you, it is 6:01. just