going to be the tory government for the of transparency and for the lack of transparency and more the foreign more lies because the foreign office received official legal advice that the israel has broken international humanitarian law and the government has not announced it. they're ignoring legal advice, government has not announced it. theytheanoring legal advice, government has not announced it. theythey completely|l advice, government has not announced it. theythey completely continue to and they completely continue to be complicit in the genocide that's happening

be complicit in the genocide that' king'sening be complicit in the genocide that' king's show of strength. with king's show of strength. the daily mail has 250 needless deaths each week due to agonising waits in a&e, and the daily star has some baffling account about elvis appearing in las vegas or something like that. those were your front

pages. that. those were your front pages . so that. those were your front pages. so we're going to kick off with the times on monday. paul off with the times on monday. paul, what have they got.7 >> paul, what have they got? >> some harrowing, but i guess not too surprising news. >> long waits in a&e kill 250 people every week . people every week. >> and this is pace. >> and this is pace. >> this is there are a million patients, that waited over 12 hours or more once they'd been admitted for a bed. >> and is this an issue with triage? is this so? >> they get so sorry, andrew. >> they get so sorry, andrew. >> come on. no. >> come on. no. >> come on. no. >> come on. so the point is, i think it is an issue with triage, triage them triage, but the triage gets them to point. then they to this point. and then they still the end of

encouraging to should be encouraging people to maybe, you know, not go in unnecessarily? queues down? i would totally with >> i would totally agree with that. the pandemic, that. but since the pandemic, it feels goes to a&e feels like nobody goes to a&e unless it's 100% right. unless it's100% right. necessary. it feels that way to me. >> okay, at the same time, every time i dial one, one, one, if i have some something you have some kind of something you want one, one, want to speak to, one one, one, they oh, go in. they always say, oh, just go in. >> you over the phone. >> so even it's something you

>> so even if it'ssomething you of do. so plan to it. and i sort of do. so plan to scrap non—dom tax status full scrap non—dom tax status is full of for super rich. so of loopholes for super rich. so this owning this is a story about owning a non—dom property. that's correct jonathan. excellent i remember that. with that. so this is to do with people who generally people who earn generally wealthy second people who earn generally wealthjthat second people who earn generally wealthjthat they second people who earn generally wealthjthat they don't second people who earn generally wealthjthat they don't sein.1d homes that they don't live in. and all these new tax and there's all these new tax proposals which apparently full of holes, and it's just a massive, beneficial scheme for

rishi. according to this, he stands to gain gain savings of £250 million. >> but that's very cynical. this isn't being implemented just to benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> that's what i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is|at's what i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it's what i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it not hat i would do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it not alwaysould do. benefit him, surely, isn't it? >> is it not alwaysouldcase >> is it not always the case that benefit these that the rich benefit from these things? i mean, they've got very, high flown very, very high flown accountants find loopholes. >> of course, mean, yeah, loopholes. >:isn't of course, mean, yeah, loopholes. >:isn't of cthese mean, yeah, loopholes. >:isn't of cthese dastardly'eah, loopholes. >:is people:these dastardly 'eah, loopholes. >:is people :the:they stardly'eah, loopholes. >: is people :the:they star< some 1, loopholes. >:is people :the:they star< some of rich people and they are some of them is their them dastardly, but it is their accountants. people accountants. there are people that manage their money. of course be course there are going to be loopholes. there'll be they'll know about the loopholes before the legislation is enacted in any way, shape or form. >> i met a woman told >> i met a woman once who told me job, job, me that her job, her whole job, was ways for rich people was to find ways for rich people to save money legally, but not morally. and she admitted that she said, this is evasion of tax evasion. she said, no, it's evasion. she said, no, no, it's not, it's not illegal. no. it's just sorts of just that there are all sorts of ways save money. ways that you can save money. like face in like what's his face in the shawshank on that like what's his face in the shawshjemmy on that like what's his face in the shawshjemmy yeah.n that like what's his face in the shawshjemmy yeah. when he prison? jemmy carr yeah. when he sort guy sort of know the guy, the guy in shawshank redemption, when he sort all sort of says, i can save you all that money if you just give that money to your wife as a gift. oh, yeah. and then he almost throws a he doesn't. and he saves a lot of and then ends

of cash. and then the guy ends up himself. yeah. up shooting himself. yeah. >> now my foot down

>> i'm going to put my foot down on that one. we're to move on that one. we're going to move on that one. we're going to move on one. this is, the on to this one. this is, the daily star. what pulitzer prize winning star winning story has the daily star got monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy monday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff.)nday? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, ay? winning story has the daily star got heavy stuff. so, elvis fans >> heavy stuff. so, elvis fans are all spooked up. king of rock and roll, haunting las vegas. so this a scientific study this is a scientific study that has come out showing that has just come out showing that the ghost of elvis haunts one of the ghost of elvis haunts one of the hotels where he famously, he died the toilet. there was died on the toilet. there was that was that didn't die that was that he didn't die there. in graceland. there. he died in graceland. >> graceland . so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> jarang graceland. so? >> so tell me this, because a

lot people i understand, lot of people i understand, you know, love elvis and they know, they love elvis and they want him alive. want him to be alive. >> alive. >> oh, he's alive. >> oh, he's alive. >> definitely alive? he's “e a “fia- elfifl— >> he's also a ghost. he's also a alive. he's one of a ghost and alive. he's one of those he was always very >> well, he was always very multi—talented. i mean, what do you this, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, this, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, they this, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, they don't, paul? multi—talented. i mean, what do youwell, they don't mention >> well, they don't mention boffins. and as soon as they >> well, they don't mention boffir mentions soon as they >> well, they don't mention boffir mention boffins,s they >> well, they don't mention boffir mention boffins, ithey >> well, they don't mention boffir mention boffins, i worry don't mention boffins, i worry that involved . that boffins weren't involved. >> as star always mentions. >> yeah, but they haven't done. you think they you see. so i think until they can boffins been can prove that boffins have been involved story, involved in this story, i'm dubious. do you believe in ghosts? there ghosts? i believe that there could be ghosts. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i wouldn't like to deny anything. i believe in the wonder world. wonder of the world. >> i saw

>> trumpism it is. and can you imagine 500 labour mps in in parliament the of the year? >> it's like nightmare. year? >> well, ke nightmare. year? >> well, it nightmare. year? >> well, it could 1tmare. year? >> well, it could beiare. year? >> well, it could be only because are because some of them are so incredibly progressive that they'd make us they'd probably make us all trans , and we'd have to trans, and we'd have to transition back as part of a new policy. >> of course, my view is that they're very regressive. they just call themselves progressive, you know? but well, of imean, progressive, you know? but well, of i mean, it depends which >> i mean, it depends on which way but of way you look at it. but of course, sunaks course, we had rishi sunaks easter today where he easter message today where he talked rebirth easter message today where he talki renewal rebirth easter message today where he talki renewal . rebirth easter message today where he talki renewal . and rebirth easter message today where he talkirenewal . and of rebirth easter message today where he

talki renewal . and of course,�*| easter message today where he talki renewal . and of course, he and renewal. and of course, he hasn't got a chance of any of those things. >> was he dressed as a rabbit? >> rabbit. >> no. see, that's the problem. >> why he's not winning. problem. >> yeah why he's not winning. problem. >> yeah he hy he's not winning. problem. >> yeah he is. he's not winning. problem. >> yeah he is. he's not wiras1g. strategist. >> it would work. >> it would work. >> it would work. >> it started work. >> it started to work. >> it started to work. >> do that. >> yeah, you could do that. what's behind this? what's the reason behind this? the policies the tories, their policies have just the tories. just been alienating the tories. >> not conservative. not >> they're not conservative. not conservative. >> they're not conservative. not conwelltive. that know, >> well there's that you know, there whole partygate there was the whole partygate thing. there was the whole partygate thinlockdown that been a the lockdown that there's been a sequence of things. and also because truss thing, you because the liz truss thing, you know, fact that keep know, the fact that they keep changing they're changing their leader, they're even talking about getting penny mordaunt rishi mordaunt in instead of rishi before election. mordaunt in instead of rishi beprparently election. mordaunt in instead of rishi beprparently electisn. >> apparently rishi is antagonising everyone because he's very hungry because of his fasting. read in fasting. that's what i read in that apparently he's that article. apparently he's justis that true? says that article. apparently he's just is that true? says the article. >> but was he to hindus fast at this time of year? >> it's, it's. >> no. it's, it's. >> oh, no, it's because of his. >> no. it's, it's. >> has no, it's because of his. >> no. it's, it's. >> has niregime,ecause of his. >> no. it's, it's. >> has niregime,ecause ohe?1. he has a regime, doesn't he? i do like the attempt to being progressive there, but yeah . progressive there, but yeah. >> but mean, it is >> yeah, but i mean, it is pretty mean, if tories pretty bad. i mean, if tories end just under 100, end up with just under 100, there's no point. you might as well. no point well. i mean, there's no point in the pie, is there? >> i also don't think this will happen. no, i really don't think this is a happen. it's not like

but did you go to oxford? yeah, but yeah, wasn't, i didn't yeah, but i wasn't, i didn't row. know , i mean i wasn't row. no i know, i mean i wasn't saying what's the guy. >> no i'm not saying just >> no i'm not saying that. just you must support oxford then surely. >> well didn't really >> well i didn't really i

remember i didn't remember the eights and i didn't really, everyone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing everyone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to everyone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to thezryone remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to the river; remember the eights and i didn't realigoing to the river and remember the eights and i didn't ndidn'tng to the river and remember the eights and i didn't ndidn't really to the river and remember the eights and i didn't ndidn't really to thithatzr and awful? >> you're your tower >> you're in your ivory tower reading or whatever? >> you're in your ivory tower readiwas or whatever? >> you're in your ivory tower readiwas reading. or whatever? >> i was reading. >> i was reading. >> i was reading. >> i lived putney one >> i lived in putney at one point, kind of, you point, so it was kind of, you know, walk down. know, tradition to walk down. >> suppose >> yeah, i suppose ijust, i think teams, you know, think more teams, you know, broaden out bit. think more teams, you know, bro what's out bit. think more teams, you know, bro what's the bit. think more teams, you know, bro what's the guyt. think more teams, you know, bro what's the guy who shouts instructions? >> cox. nice. all >> called the cox. nice. all right. let's move on now to right. next let's move on now to monday's mail. >> kogan is so immature . >> kogan is so immature. >> kogan is so immature. >> yes. the mail, apparently swastikas are anti—semitic now. >> political correctness gone mad, isn't it? >> yes, it is. political correctness gone mad. fury over absolutely gobsmacking footage showing met officer showing met police officer telling jewish women that swastikas need to be taken into context and might not be anti—semitic . anti—semitic. >> what sort of context do you need?i >> what sort of context do you need? i mean, unless you're saying you're talking about the old indian symbol, saying you're talking about the old of indian symbol, saying you're talking about the old of course, symbol, saying you're talking about the old of course, the bol, saying you're talking about the old of course, the nazis because of course, the nazis stole the swastika. >> that's a reverse. >> that's a reverse. >> it's the it's the reverse. but it's the same. >> i actually i mean, don't >> i actually i mean, i don't want to undermine all police officers, don't believe officers, but i don't believe this officer have this police officer would have been where swastika this police officer would have been from. where swastika this police officer would have

been from. no, /here swastika this police officer would have been from. no, iiere swastika this police officer would have been from. no, i don't swastika this police officer would have been from. no, i don't think stika came from. no, i don't think that would have entered his mind. i think we've a mind. i think we've got to a point are so point now where where we are so avoiding the elephant in the room we're telling room that we're telling everybody that everything needs context , so nobody knows what context, so nobody knows what right and wrong is anymore. even the that employed . the people that are employed. and to sure we understand and to make sure we understand what are, it what right and wrong are, is it just i mean, we're seeing the footage on screen now. footage there on screen now. >> the police don't >> is it just the police don't want to arrest certain people because they don't want to be accused things. and accused of certain things. and that even includes apparently,

’ a march where have been on a march where there have been anti—semitic made. >> t- >> of course. yeah. >> of course. yeah. >> the other day >> of course. yeah. >> the the other day >> of course. yeah. >> the pub:he other day >> of course. yeah. >> the pub in other day >> of course. yeah. >> the pub in cornwally >> of course. yeah. >> the pub in cornwall that >> of course. yeah. >:being e pub in cornwall that >> of course. yeah. >:being disqualified nwall that >> of course. yeah. >:being disqualified from that is being disqualified from the pub year award, the hole pub of the year award, the hole in the wall pub because it has an swastika armband from the an old swastika armband from the actual was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift was to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift from to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift from a to an old swastika armband from the actlpub as a gift from a soldier the pub as a gift from a soldier who is bringing back his spoils of victory . you know, it wasn't of victory. you know, it wasn't endorsing the nazis, it was celebrating triumph over the celebrating the triumph over the nazis. and they had this museum room at the back, and it in room at the back, and it was in a they were a glass cabinet. they were nominated year. nominated for pub of the year. but out and but everyone's freaked out and said, can't do it.

said, no, now you can't do it. now have the prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext have the prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext there ie the prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext there thate prize. said, no, now you can't do it. nowcontext there that gnieget >> well, cornwall, you can't get much that's much further, right? that's true, there true, and the context there is clear it's not promoting the nazis on a march where lots of people are saying anti—semitic things. context kind of. you don't really, know , i mean, don't really, you know, i mean, we didn't see the whole thing. >> i always want to try and

we didn't see the whole thing. >> i alwa israel|t to try and we didn't see the whole thing. >> i alwa israel|t to try arquite guardian, israel have had quite some time to revive the evidence. and, you know, i when l, evidence. and, you know, i when i, when this when this story first came out january, december time in terms of the unrwa story, it looked it looked nailed on there were they nailed on that there were they were were at least hamas were there were at least hamas supporters . and supporters within unrwa. and it's, it strange to

it's, it's it seems strange to me in that time they've me that in that time they've never been able to produce any cast iron. and the reason it seems strange is because obviously, majority of obviously, the vast majority of the in unrwa are doing a the people in unrwa are doing a very job. you these very worthy job. you know, these are are aid agencies. are these are aid agencies. these people are trying are these are aid agencies. th help people are trying are these are aid agencies. th help people..e are trying are these are aid agencies. th help people..e we're; trying to help people. so we're not saying everybody in there. saying that everybody in there. so we're people that could be giving aid. now here now, i'm now if josh was here now, i'm sure to say sure he'd have something to say to love to see. it'd to me, but i'd love to see. it'd be good to see. >> there's been a few >> you know, there's been a few allegations like this. like like with there with journalists being there when hamas broke through the fence , almost colluding. i mean, fence, almost colluding. i mean, this stuff, know, this stuff, you know, there's always be some dodgy always going to be some dodgy figures various institutions, figures in various institutions, irrespective where you go. irrespective of where you go. jonathan, any thoughts about this? >> well . what i found most >> well. what i found most striking was that they said, the idf said 11. that's not an insignificant number. no that's that's like you that's substantial. so like you say, this can be say, i mean, if this can be proven, mean, proven, then i mean, well, israel to, find israel are looking to, find another agency to provide aid and stuff . so it's not just and stuff. so it's not just saying we don't provide there are other agencies don't want to work with guys. yeah. work with these guys. yeah. >> okay. we're move on

>> okay. we're going to move on now guardian. now to monday's guardian. and in the red chilli

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because, the separatists up therthe yeah.|ave,,,,,go away. rolling. yeah. >> like bowling. just think of rawhide this rolling rolling rolling rawhide this rolling rolling rollrolling. sorry. joanne is her >> rolling. sorry. joanne is her name jk yeah. to you . but to me, name jk yeah. to you. but to me, joanne serious, but no, what i'll say is it's for her to be arrested. could at least start the craziness we're the end of this craziness we're in because to in at the moment. because to arrest jk rowling would be the beginning of the end for this absolute. >> maybe. maybe i fear because we're doing our comedy show there tomorrow to mark the day. i fear that if we were arrested, jonathan, it might not matter so much. >> i'm too pretty to go back to prison. >> can't , i know i'm with you. >> i can't, i know i'm with you. i'm going to that hellhole. >> no, done hellhole. >> no, no, no, i've done my time, i am out. >> no, owe few