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for the headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at tuesday's newspapers i'm simon evans. joining me tonight we have naomi and formerjosh howie and man going his own way nick dixon. >> he was writing this stuff i don't know they've they've read about the internet. >> i don't think they've ever been there. >> former chad . >> former chad. >> former chad. >> yeah, yeah, i've seen photos of me. >> what were you, an mma fighter or something? >> hey, i was incredibly fit just lately. >> no, it's true. >> no, it's true. >> you did use to be. josh is getting a lot of fan mail since he took the beard off you. you're clinging into yours, nick. >> oh, yeah, because i don't want to have that experience. josh had. where you go. oh, that's my face. all men have it. you think there's something else underneath there ? underneath there? >> wait till your 50s. >> wait till your 50s. >> it's true, let's have a look at tuesday's front pages. >> the daily mail have 4 in 10 to quit private school . that's
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to quit private school. that's nearly 30% under keir's tax. >> the telegraph rafe pm. >> the telegraph rafe pm. >> state pensions will never be taxed. and, news about no mo may there as well. guardian global outrage after dozens killed in israeli air strike on rafah camp. >> the times city figures backed labour with call for new outlook and sunak attempting the cruyff turn there. >> by the look of it, the times city. oh, sorry, that was the previous one. >> and the star gordon is a moron. >> that is, i don't know which. gordon i think the chef. >> anyway, those were your front pages. >> yeah, it was, it was gordon ramsay. >> we've established that. >> we've established that. >> and it was sunak doing the cruyff turn kicking off this in—depth look, however, we're going to start with the telegraph . josh. yeah. telegraph. josh. yeah. >> they got a couple of interesting stories, first one briefly farage challenges sunak
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to debate on immigration and nigel farage. he says that if mr sunak refuses to debate him, it will prove that he can't stop the boats and that's not true. it doesn't prove any such thing there. and really, obviously rishi sunak has no, obligation. nigel farage to debate nigel farage nigel farage is not standing himself for a nation or a leader of a party that is also contesting the election. no that's true. he's is he still the chairman or president? honorary. honorary and but but and obviously to some extent a sort of de facto figurehead for it. >> but you're right. >> but you're right. >> yeah. no sort of legal obligation. but sunak wants lots of debates with keir starmer , of debates with keir starmer, one, i to i every week or something. but, keir starmer has just agreed to two because really it's his . all that can really it's his. all that can happenis really it's his. all that can happen is he'd say something stupid like , i like jeremy corbyn. >> yeah, well, one of those people is brilliant at debating which is nigel farage and one of them's rubbish. so it's not surprise. >> i mean, farage is fairly he's got a real he's a great
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broadcaster. obviously. >> he's got a real knack for simplifying, slowing down and sounding like he understands what's going on. >> and he's got his ducks in a row, which is exactly what starmer doesn't have, isn't it. yeah. and he lets the guest speak. >> just kidding . >> just kidding. >> just kidding. >> just kidding. >> just sort of be funny. no, he farage he does. >> he destroyed nick clegg in those debates. didn't he? practically won brexit on the spot. so yeah, of course sunak would get spanked as you said, there's no reason for him to debate farage. and i wonder, even though farage is our beloved colleague and a genius in many ways, i do wonder if he's just trying to get himself back in the spotlight because he admits he was wrong footed by, you know, with this snap election and reformer left kind of in a bit of a mess, lacking the infrastructure, looking like they might not really do much. so farage maybe trying to get himself back in and reform back at the centre. >> so that's you think if he waited till november, you think reform would be farage's , i reform would be farage's, i don't think we had a we had a private conversation with him. do you remember many months ago and he sort of was basically saying , no, he said he said, saying, no, he said he said, nick, god, i love your eyes. no.
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he was like, look, you know, he was very sort of noncommittal about it all. and like, whether it was worth going back into that day to day politics, i think that was the gist of what he but he did imply in a recent recently on gb news that he was wrong footed. >> in fact, he used that exact phrase and he said that he might have he wouldn't be ready to stand as a candidate. so as an implication, he might have stood, i'm not sure if he would have or not. >> the other big story here is pm state pensions will never be taxed. this is the, tory government's, plan b for the, for senior citizens to vote for them by giving them £100. this came out about five minutes ago, so we haven't had much time to read it. but it's something that we would quadruple lock. yeah. and labour will now be responding with these triple—a whatever . it's a bit like whatever. it's a bit like wilkinson sword versus gillette. isn't it. yeah right. we're going with eight blades. these going with eight blades. these go to 11. >> it's the spinal tap approach. like how much more can we defend the boomers and not care at all about the young ? about the young? >> maybe quadruple lock could be
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locked into american pensions . locked into american pensions. and maybe chinese pensions get stuck to the gold standard . yeah. >> in case young people, you know weren't sure if the tories didn't care about them at all. you have guess what? we're all about pensions. and you're going in the army. you know what i mean. it couldn't get much more of a of you. >> you get a quadruple lock, you you go and clean this wash, you go and wash his car. i mean, it does seem to be an extraordinary division in this regard because laboun division in this regard because labour, of course, are offering now the to vote 16 year olds, whereas tories are saying not only do you not get to vote, you don't even you don't even have your liberty. >> you're like, yeah, you may not survive. yeah yeah, yeah. it's quite, it's quite a i mean it's good to see some clear blue water. moving on to the times. yeah. so the times have city figures back. labour with call for new outlook . for new outlook. >> and this is 120 business leaders who've written a letter to the times, which the times is reporting on. and, and it is significant because it's people like executives or past and present executives from jp morgan heathrow, aston martin, jd sports, iceland and advertising giant wpp. and it.
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it seems like much like we had the ceo of boots switching across , he was even though he across, he was even though he was a bullingdon boy. >> there's this switch . you >> there's this switch. you know, there's this feeling like, oh, the tories are so incompetent. they're no longer the party of business. >> and it does admit that rachel reeves and sir keir starmer hate to call them, have been lobbying for this for generation, for ages or generations, but ages. and so finally, labour being seen as a party where they actually will be competent , but actually will be competent, but they're being seen as a party of competence and business generations of fruit fly, at least. >> yeah, i think there's a there's a possibility. it's just there's a possibility. it's just the strong horse thing, isn't it? you remember that the famous phrase when people see the strong horse and the weak horse, you just want to get you want to back the winner. the interesting thing is the sun hasn't backed labour this time, have they? not no. they're still sort of pumping out a few stories that are kind of slightly silly about does murdoch even run the sun anymore? i mean, he sort of moved on from a lot of stuff, isn't he? he may have divested himself. he's dating now. that's a good question. i think he has moved on on that front as well. but yeah. and that genuinely is a cruyff turn . incidentally, a cruyff turn. incidentally, i've just read the small print. i've just read the small print.
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i got it right. it's not bad, actually. much better than starmer punching that bag like he'd never seen boxing, ever. although it's really good at football . starmer. so maybe soon football. starmer. so maybe soon that's trying to get in on that soon. who actually looks a little bit like he might be on one of those pub football tables. it looks like he would be more about that size, wouldn't he? on some, someone's melted him a bit. there's also just another quick warning of civil unrest over new eu border rules. and this is france in particular because they have huge tourism issues basically now you're going to have to have your fingerprinted retina scans, i think is did they say retina scans here? am i imagining i'm right? i might have been watching mission impossible, but it's basically going to just create a huge backlog when it's introduced in september and, and it's going to affect tourism everywhere, and it's going to be a hoo—ha. yeah and then the guardian, josh, we have news from rafa . yeah. global outrage from rafa. yeah. global outrage after dozens killed in israeli air strike on rafah camp. making it sound, of course, like they were deliberately trying to kill civilians. no. is there a mention here that that that from there had rafa had been, tel aviv had bombed, been bombed by
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rafa? no. interestingly, not how interesting, this was a targeted attack on and they got two very senior hamas officials who were the ones who controlled that attack on tel aviv earlier in the day . and they make it seem the day. and they make it seem like this is like a missile guided missile. anyone who's actually seen into this knows that it was a very targeted attack. unfortunately, it seems like it was an ammunition dump, fire spread. and if you look at clips online, you can see munitions going off, hamas munitions going off, hamas munitions going off, hamas munitions going off. so you're saying the strike was because i think netanyahu himself has said that there was an error made? no, no, he hasn't said it's an error. he just said it was it's an accident in that it was they didn't intend for anybody for civilians to be killed. right. and it's interesting how it was published in different places like the bbc and whatever, like some places going with mistake . some places going with mistake. and he never directly said mistake, but they've done it in sort of quotation marks . sort of quotation marks. somewhat mishap. someone said accident. it's obviously a tragedy. civilians have died. this was tried to be avoided . this was tried to be avoided. but like i said, all i can say is i have seen for myself video
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whether that video has been doctored or not, i don't think it was. and you can see a fire spreading, you can see munition munitions going off in. it's a tragedy. anything you want to say on that ? well, not really, say on that? well, not really, because i mean, you know, after work with josh, but no, i'm just joking. >> but netanyahu did say something. unfortunately went tragically wrong was a phrase he used. the only problem for me, you know, if you are, even if you know, if you are, even if you are very on the pro—israel side, the rafa invasion is unpopular anyway. and then something like this happens. there's not much leeway for israel to do things like this because it's seen as well. >> it has to do it. they bombed their cities. i know you said i'm just giving them a tiny bit of balance was. yeah, yeah. i mean, it's like, what are you going to do? like it has to be said. >> i mean, in the context of the of the conflict so far, dozens is a slightly i don't know, it doesn't kind of outrage in this. >> i mean, we've been talking about tens of thousands killed already, haven't we. so dozens in a single incident and in a refugee camp, obviously, as you say , is every life is a tragedy, say, is every life is a tragedy, but it doesn't feel like it's going to tip the balance of particularly of women, of children. it's horrifying to see. and those tens of thousand figures have actually sort of
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come down to, well, 20,000 of them, 13,000 were hamas fighters. and so it's different. but see, of course it's a tragedy. okay, nick, we'll finish off with the correctly identified gordon ramsay. yeah. the chef i believe you called him, yeah. it's gordon is a moron . not my words, of course, moron. not my words, of course, but the stars words. and are they calling him a sick , sick they calling him a sick, sick man? there's no boffins for once or seagulls , but there is a chef or seagulls, but there is a chef and he's. he's basically done a full english on a pizza. so he's put a baked beans with worcester sauce and vodka. >> i don't recall that being part of the full english breakfast, but there's a black pudding and so on. but he's put it on a pizza, so people are outraged. >> i mean, you shouldn't even involve the pizza. just have a full english. i suppose that's a bit like a bloody mary. is it vodka? and. yeah, that's something to do with it. yeah, it's quite hard for me to even. i feel a bit sick reading it, to be honest. yeah. i mean, of all the things that don't really need innovation, the full, the full english is pretty much sorted, isn't it? but it might have been deliberately trolling. i mean, if you want to annoy an italian, all you've got to do is
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just put anything on a pizza. yeah. anything. that's. they're not. that's not cheese and tomato on a pizza. and they will go mental. that's right. i i approve of the trolling aspect of it. definitely. that's part one tagged and bagged. join us in a couple of minutes for the next section . next section. >> is alan the key boom boom to reforms, hopes and what does keir starmer think he might be
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and welcome back to headliners. still with me, simon evans. still with me, simon evans. still here with josh howie and nick dixon . before we begin the nick dixon. before we begin the next section, a little announcement. we're hosting a night with the headliners live, and you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, leo kearse, josh howie and myself. for more information on that, scan the qr code on screen. you can see that right now in a fetching red or visit gbnews.com for more information. right, josh? let's crack on with
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the guardian and an alliance of allens is causing rishi some alarm in telford. that's very confusing. this article. yes, conservative mp lucy allan suspend for backing reform uk candidate alan adams. yeah, and she's been instantly kicked out . she's been instantly kicked out. but she was going to quit anyway. she's going to quit. yeah. she was just like woohoo to go reform as i'm out the door and, that's obviously a bit of a blow for starmer for, well, whichever one. so she is the sitting, yes , she is the sitting, yes, she is the sitting, yes, she is the sitting, she's the sitting mp for telford and she is recommending that the people of telford vote, vote for them. and it was, it was , it was it's it was, it was, it was it's interesting to see that the numbers for that, precinct. it was in two thousand and seven, 15. it was she had a majority of 730. yeah. then in 2017 it went to 720. but then with corbyn it went to like 11,000 nearly. so it was a massive jump. the interesting thing will be now, of course, whether this splits the vote, having the reform and the vote, having the reform and the conservative that will allow
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labour to sneak through or whether they're just going to get through anyway because everyone's just sick of them all. yeah. what do you think, nick? well, yeah. pretty extraordinary. i mean, what else can go wrong for the tories? of course, if she was backing the lib dems, the tories would all agree because that's basically what they are now anyway. just a bunch of lib dems. but reform that's still frowned upon. so you're not allowed to do that. so of course she's out. >> but yeah, i mean i think reform are in trouble. >> but obviously just another embarrassment for the tories isn't it ? i mean, it's hard to isn't it? i mean, it's hard to i mean what else could possibly go wrong. they are just peeling apart, you know, i can't think of anyone who really feels any who feels like their true heart of conservative. now, you're right. the sort of caroline nokes kind of constituency would be much more plausible if they were lib dem , and anyone who has were lib dem, and anyone who has any gumption about them appears to be going more and more towards reform and sunak just doesn't have that sort of gravitas, does he, to hold them together at this point ? that's together at this point? that's because he's so small. yeah. >> so it could be a good time to get in a dwarf planet. >> yeah. then they have an extra gravitas. yeah. the only hope there is a hope. small hope. that's the hope, nick. very small hope for conservative.
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actual conservatives to come in and revamp the party if it's really destroyed , then you have really destroyed, then you have a rump party you could maybe do something with. i guess , but. something with. i guess, but. well, this is i mean, i didn't raise it earlier, but this was at one point the talk about farage was not whether or not he would try and drill reform into a viable alternative, but whether he would take over the tory party. yes. >> which would be much more interesting. i mean, that looks like it would be the best course of action now, because reform, are they ever going to get it together for farage, badenoch, axis , nick. axis, nick. >> surprisingly strong. strong. excuse me . surprisingly strong excuse me. surprisingly strong statement of belief from the windsock in chief, in the telegraph. yeah good old, slippery starmer, i think, is what you're saying. yeah it's keir starmer. i'm a socialist who will put country before party. now, this is interesting because we know he is a socialist. as peter hitchens will point out to you , if you will point out to you, if you just ask him almost anything. he was a pabloite , which was a was a pabloite, which was a breakaway group from trotskyism, andifs breakaway group from trotskyism, and it's a very little understood group. and he wrote he was an editor of this socialist alternative's
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magazine, which it does mention here, but it doesn't mention the pabloite part. so the question with such people as starmer is always , have they abandoned always, have they abandoned their beliefs in favour of raw power, or do they secretly nurture them, or are there two even intertwined? is their goal always to get into power and, you know, establish these kind of left wing beliefs by the back doon of left wing beliefs by the back door. and what's quite disturbing is, he says, i believe that in order to change, you've got to do in order to escape a bad sentence. but he's talking about fundamental change. and he says we need to do things more radically than we had envisaged in the past. so more radically than the he's not saying that now, though. blair revolution well said that back in the day. so in 2020. well yeah. but this is the question does he does he has he really turned against that. and i suspect there is a third option. right. | suspect there is a third option. right. i mean saying abandoning is quite subtle wrong. like making him out to be a coward. he could have just rethought his position . no, no. and changed position. no, no. and changed his mind. no, i want him to have abandoned these views. >> but i'm saying, has he or is he going to be more radical than you can possibly peter hitchens
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angle usually. >> i mean, he is absolutely vehement that tony blair cultivated and curated but protected and hid his trotskyite views, and that he created a far more radical change at a constitution level in britain than anyone noticed at the time. i think the stormzy will be more of the same. i just think the scary thing is , i think any scary thing is, i think any politician who sort of came up in their teens and were he was joined the labour party young socialists as a teenager. i think any teenage politician is suspect. yeah, is just weird . suspect. yeah, is just weird. yeah, like especially if they don't renounce. although actually haig became okay by the end, didn't he? hitchens always points out, is he publicly has renounced it on many occasions, whereas these people never renounced it because it's too important to them . but let's be important to them. but let's be sorry one second. it's just in this speech. he gets it, though. he says people, you know, they still have questions about us. has labour changed enough ? do has labour changed enough? do i trust them with my money, my borders, our security? he's asking the questions that we're asking. yes. and i think that that's valid . and it shows that that's valid. and it shows that he gets what the issue is and he's trying to persuade people
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otherwise. that's, i think, a healthy position, whether he understands what a woman is. yeah, that is true. the snp's raise on debt could be their undoing. according to the i should say, the okay news, yeah, well, this is. yeah well, as you say, it's their it's their reasons for existence . and, snp reasons for existence. and, snp could lose votes by going too hard on independence. pollsters warn, 25% of their votes. 1 in 4, who voted yes in 2014 scottish independence referendum plan on voting labour. so if theyi plan on voting labour. so if they i know that they have to kind of seem to be be going for the independence vote, but at the independence vote, but at the same time they've got those votes anyway. so to push it too much, when i think what most scottish people really want to see is that their country is improved regardless of independence, it would then sort of the idea is it would turn them off, and, and i mean, the general impression that i have is that most people who are not
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absolutely sort of wed to the snp regard them as having focused far too much on independence and on trying to rile up westminster and create division and abrasion, and everything else has gone to pot. yeah, that seems to be the tone. terrible domestic. this piece, it is a strange sentence, isn't it? the snp going too hard on independence . it's kind of like independence. it's kind of like cookie monster going too hard on cookies. yeah, it's literally all they do. they do. but it is interesting. yeah. people are. they'd much rather at this point get the tories out. scottish people this is than actually have independence. they care more about schools, health, crime . the interesting crime. the interesting suggestion from the deputy leader keith brown, saying well a change can come once we win the election, then we can start negotiating for independence. so basically live, pretend you're not too bothered. >> we're not bothered about independence and then isn't it independence and then isn't it in your name, the nationalist party? no, no, no. >> then you win. then you try and get the independence thing is exactly what you say. but he says real change can come. they've already been in power. yeah they know that. so what before was the fake change when they ruined scotland? that was that was the fake change. but now they're going to do the real change. come on. you've been in power. we've seen what you've
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been up to and the voters don't like it. i mean, i suppose the only you know , to be slightly, only you know, to be slightly, devil's advocate for them is that they might say that at the moment, obviously, the polling doesn't suggest that there like, there's huge support for a referendum which might suggest they should focus more on domestic issues rather than constantly building towards a demand for might make them a better ruling party, i don't know. yeah, yeah, it might be conceivable . the fifth column conceivable. the fifth column now, nick, big talking point for the last few days, and i know you've already stuck your head over this parapet on twitter, so you might as well be hung for a sheep as a man. oh, yeah. i was getting called racist just this very day about i think so, yes. shocking scene. well, they said you wouldn't know anything about racism because you weren't for gb news. and i said, surely i'd know anything about it because you think gb news is racist and we just learn racist techniques all day. i know, destroyed them on that one. don't don't try and owen dixon on twitter, you won't win . some muslims want to win. some muslims want to challenge british values, says minister . so challenge british values, says minister. so the reason. yeah. the reason you're saying i was talking about it is because it was related to farage initially, and this is what this pertains
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to, but it's anne—marie trevelyan from the foreign office responding to the farage story, the controversy about him saying some fairly obvious things on the telly. saying some fairly obvious things on the telly . and this things on the telly. and this was on lbc radio, she said, you know, muslims are wonderful, peace loving, british muslims, community minded people. but there's a very small proportion for whom they want to challenge those values that we hold dear in the uk. and the question is what is the proportion? well, that's exactly it, isn't it? because trevor phillips, who was interviewing him and i liked trevor phillips very much, actually, i thought it was a decent interview, but he seemed to be sort of saying to farage, well, hang on, are you saying like the whole of, you know, all muslims? and he clearly wasn't saying that. no and then lots of people shared things of trevor phillips saying probably more extreme stuff than farage in the past or more, you know, on this not extreme, but you know what i mean. even the same thing, inflammatory, possibly . yeah. inflammatory, possibly. yeah. but the thing is, the mainstream media doesn't want to have the conversation. they turn the conversation. they turn the conversation from, not how many people have these beliefs, but to whether they're even allowed to whether they're even allowed to talk about it basically in public. that's what they're saying. but i think that's more disrespectful to muslims. i think there's nothing wrong with saying a certain number of muslims believe this. others
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believe this. >> there are plenty of legitimate criticisms, by the way, of secular neoliberal western society. >> i mean, yes, catholics are against abortion , but that's not against abortion, but that's not the normal view in the country. it's a really good point, isn't it, that the degree to which we can talk about any other religion and whether or not it's adequately reformed, whether or not it has confronted some outdated views or whatever? yeah, absolutely. and that's exactly i wrote exactly the same thing. what is this small proportion ? because if it is proportion? because if it is estimates of like 10% or 10% of a, you know, of a population of 4 million, is 400,000, that's a, that's a big number. larger people. how many. what is it 20. is that 800,000 and what other percentage is in that kind of grey area where they kind of support islamists? and i suppose , and also you would say quite how much how opposed are they to british values? i mean, you know, at any given moment, probably tens if not hundreds of thousands of teenagers are kind of opposed to traditional british values. they think, you know, the games . what are they? know, the games. what are they? well, we're here we're talking about being homophobic, being
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racist , you know, in terms of racist, you know, in terms of anti—semitism. yeah. anti—western being pro—hamas. yeah, these are anti western liberal democracy. also we have blasphemy laws in this country. we are supportive of free speech. that's part of the remit of being british. if you ask how many muslims would be happy that someone else was to draw a picture of the cartoon of the prophet muhammad, then we'll get a real idea of how many actually fit with modern liberal british values. the next door in the times now josh howie incentives have been announced to discourage children from claiming to be lonely. yeah. so yeah, children to be prescribed, fishing and museum trips to tackle loneliness. this has got, supposedly worse mentor child mental health under, covid. and this is seen as a cost effective way of, of for the nhs to kind of not provide therapy, but just getting kids out and engaged in life. and it seems like there's
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part of this is just recommending activities . yeah. recommending activities. yeah. and the other thing would be to have a kind of big buddy system where they could introduce them to different hobbies and make them part of a social network. i mean, i feel that's a good idea. i drove past a few weeks ago. i still keep thinking about it. a gang of small children, like, not like a threatening gang, but like 8 or 9 kids, a couple of them on small bikes. one of them had a, you know, had a younger brother, obviously , that he was. brother, obviously, that he was. do you know what i mean? this kids used to kind of just hang out , and it kids used to kind of just hang out, and it was so striking that you never see it anymore. it felt like i'd been thrown back into the 1950s. the nine gangs. yeah. benign gangs. that's what you want, isn't it? drug gangs? no, no , just i mean, that's kind no, no, just i mean, that's kind of what scouts was, in a way, to be honest. i mean, i know everyone has a view. i was a i was a scout and everyone thinks it's all dip, dip, dip. but to be honest, once it broke down, it was just like hanging out with some blokes, you know, secret seven, fabulous five, all that kind of stuff. famous five you need more secret plots. that's the problem. more young boys getting together in gangs and badges. you know , it is so and badges. you know, it is so difficult. you know, we both got
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kids when my son was, like, growing up, i was constantly going. i think it should just go down to the woods or the park or the common or whatever, and hang out with his mates. but if the other kids aren't going there, you're basically just sending your child alone and the woods aren't as safe as they used to be. but i get a group of friends together. go beat up a paedo. yeah, yeah . or a fisherman. yeah, yeah. or a fisherman. similar time as per the government instructions. anyway, that's part two over. hope you enjoyed it. part three is in the wings with glitching install security and the return of liz hurley in all the best possible taste. we'll see you in a couple
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we are so back. welcome back to headliners. nick it's bad news in the telegraph. for those of us who like to use work shy as a racist dog whistle. right. well not me, of course, but, yeah, it's young british workers game. the system to take more sick days than migrant staff. so
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people are noticing there's this pattern. they're saying, you know, if you're a non migrant, just a british person, you try and attach your sick day to the weekend and all these shenanigans and long term sickness has risen, after covid and the lockdowns and they're saying, of course, migrants, you know, work hard are pretty. you fairly typical thing that said quite a lot. i'm not that surprised that younger people which are being cited here are demoralised. i mean, you know , demoralised. i mean, you know, the system hates them, the country hates them, the government despises them, the media despises them. we have a broken country with apparently no future. then we had lockdown as well. we've got wokeness . as well. we've got wokeness. we've got, you know, the whole mental health. why? what would young people have to get excited about? and also, i believe there is a thing now where people work from home and then still call in sick is, you know, they phone in to just say just to let you know, even though i wasn't supposed to be all for the commute. yeah yeah. i'm not going to come in today. even though i was supposed to be working from home calling in sick. oh i'm calling. i won't even do anything . i am at home,
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even do anything. i am at home, but i won't be working, just so you know. yeah that really is. there's a kind of. i mean, i don't know, psychologically, it feels like it's really falling apart. yeah, exactly. but this is one person and he's an executive of a of a care home. and so it is all very anecdotal. there is this thing where sick days are at a ten year high last yean days are at a ten year high last year, but what it really sounds like because he's saying that, yeah. like because he's saying that, yeah . young people, particularly yeah. young people, particularly after young people, he's noticed some on social media and then they've been out all weekend. so what it seems really like is that younger people can't handle their alcohol as well. and that because they think enough, that's what we need to work on exactly is getting young people drinking in the workplace. earlier, more so that they can handle it. why they can't handle you. phase it. you build it up. you know why they can't handle their alcohol? it's testosterone right ? testosterone. right? testosterone. testosterone. yeah. and the crying disrupters. this is the problem . and then we want to problem. and then we want to turn them into functioning alcoholics by the time they're in the workforce. yeah, that's the plan. well, if all you got to do is move, i think if you start maybe ten, ten, 30, even
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11 am. and work through till seven, is this drinking or. this is. yeah. well, drinking and working but yeah, same thing. basically have a straight whisky at lunch with the executives. yeah. they never pulled a sick day. they're like, i'm gonna go to work and get wasted , trebles to work and get wasted, trebles all round . josh, a minor glitch all round. josh, a minor glitch in otherwise promising new tech, or the first tiny back squeak of a new era of dystopian high street paranoia. yeah, indeed . street paranoia. yeah, indeed. innocent shopper is wrongly accused of stealing and frogmarched out of home bargains after new facial recognition software malfunctions , and they. software malfunctions, and they. theideais software malfunctions, and they. the idea is you walk in and it takes a photo and then it compares it to a bunch of other photos of known, offenders . photos of known, offenders. offenders. and in this case, this person was taken out and she's got a letter of apologising since. but she said she was crying and crying the entire journey home, which probably meant she probably could have just gone straight back out . her face was probably back out. her face was probably all puffy. yeah, she wouldn't have been recognised that time, but , this is the future and this but, this is the future and this is partly a failing of , the
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is partly a failing of, the police to, arrest and prosecute the 400,000. is it, steve, yeah. for 430,000 offences of shoplifting in the last year, and, this is what it doesn't say here. and there's another anecdote later is what ethnicity? she was. because we have covered in the past that this facial software is not equally good across all across ethnicities. yeah. that is a thing. certainly. does this strike you as anarcho tyranny? it's like on the one hand, there's half a million unsolved cases. and on the other hand, they like swoop on one woman and reduce her to. yes, you're right. it is. i was thinking it was good old tyranny. but you're right. it is a nakatani, as always, with the innocent and punished. and yes, the actual criminals are allowed to go free. and that is true. i feel like she deserves compensation. i feel like it's an overreliance on machines, an overconfidence in technology. as we saw in the post office scandal . oh, this post office scandal. oh, this can't possibly wrong. it's a machine. yeah. and then, i mean , machine. yeah. and then, i mean, while though we do need a crackdown on actual shoplifters ,
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crackdown on actual shoplifters, which is way out of control. so as long as they know it's definitely the right person and not just face recognition, but actually definitely the right person , obviously you should cut person, obviously you should cut the hand off. and would you. absolutely. but you should, like, pounce on somebody who is actually shoplifting rather than somebody who immediately, oh, you have to do it once. also, i would imagine the technology, it wouldn't have been impossible to just say, would you mind just stepping into the office so we can see if this is you? yeah. i mean, that would have been possible, wouldn't it? might have been on, certain . that is a have been on, certain. that is a genre i know the one you mean. yeah, yeah. moving on. that reveals a lot. nick well, it's relevant, actually. sadly, we're moving on. but staying with soft porn loaded is back, but only aimed at 35 to 55 year old men. so once again, i'm excluded . oh, so once again, i'm excluded. oh, really? i'm sorry to hear that. yes. loaded magazine returns to reassure men they can ogle beautiful women. yes, we are so back. as you were saying earlier, it's nature beginning to heal , earlier, it's nature beginning to heal, guys. but it's unfortunately it's a woman, though. i mean, if we're going to go laddish, why is it edited by a woman, danny levi? she's not just a woman as well. she's
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like an instagram fitness. i'm sure she's brilliant, but should really be a man. that's my only complaint. but i'm sure she's great. she'll just be a man. she'd be a bloke. a blokey, real bloke. yeah, yeah. but anyway , bloke. yeah, yeah. but anyway, liz hurley's been chosen as a cover star and they're going to have katie price recreating her nightie shoots. guys. doesn't have to be literally the same . have to be literally the same. same concept. it's fine. it's more like men , right? possibly. more like men, right? possibly. melinda messenger. liz hurley i mean, overloaded. you know who used to be loaded? editor by the way, do you know martin? yeah. martin daubney of this channel. yeah, yeah. so weird, we should ask him about this. anyway, the goalis ask him about this. anyway, the goal is to bring back all those things. 35 to 50 year old, 55 year old men are being cheated out of, like, cocaine and guns. no, it's not that. it's just looking at magazines. but she said a lot of us, it's easy to forget that. 30 years ago this month, loaded magazine launched . month, loaded magazine launched. it is quite easy to forget that it is completely forgotten it personally. but my overall point is that in hindsight, lads culture was quite quaint and benign. in hindsight, don't you think? because they're actually going less pornographic? she's saying there's loads of porn out there. this won't be about that. this will actually be more
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tasteful than most of the stuff on the internet, but it will have a kind of cultural element to it. so that's what we're missing, sort of relatively tasteful soft porn on the high street with some jokes in there. and it was quite inclusive, wasn't it? probably the major, like the major long term effect it had was that of legitimising women being drunk and ladettes and so on the whole zoe ball kind of stuff for that, that kind of stuff for that, that kind of stuff for that, that kind of created a space for that to happen in the male element was actually pretty sort of men. those drunk women sort of thought that they were men. yeah, that could be loaded. started the whole trans movie. yeah. loaded. new atheism trans that was the new loaded pendulum is swinging, distinctive british tv is under threat now. josh according to itv, although not here. it isn't, of course. no, of course not. no, gb news doesn't get more distinctive than that. distinctive british television risks disappearing , television risks disappearing, itv warns. yes. so this is, the somewhat , itv warns. yes. so this is, the somewhat, giving itv warns. yes. so this is, the somewhat , giving evidence to itv warns. yes. so this is, the somewhat, giving evidence to mps today. and it's quite interesting. itv actually made a
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loss on the, mr bates versus the post office, which was a big success, made a big cultural impact, obviously, with its subject matter, but it still lost £1 million because no one wants to buy it abroad, no , i wants to buy it abroad, no, i mean, that feels like that's really obvious. they must have realised that was going to be the case, right? well, i guess so, but they're i don't know if they did. i think that they probably hoped more countries would buy it. yes. so i mean, they could have overdubbed it with the spanish or something. yes. well, i think it's america. just the subject was so, so specific. so the idea is that thatis specific. so the idea is that that is , a risk where that the that is, a risk where that the programs they make are going to be sort of. yeah, broader to appeal to that kind of international market, if that's where they're getting a lot of their budget from, because production production has gone up a lot. i feel they should be able to do both, really. itv is able to do both, really. itv is a big company. i remember though i was quite annoyed when i do feel, i mean, i know he ultimately committed a fairly serious offence, but jeremy clarkson was in the crosshairs of the left for a long time, wasn't he, before they finally, you know, got rid of top gear and because they got rid of top geanit
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and because they got rid of top gear, it made millions for the bbc. top gear, it was easily their most profitable show overseas. yeah they've lost him now. and so consequently the bbc itself is like far less able to defend itself in the long term . defend itself in the long term. the left completely shot themselves in the foot. unlike this is all they've got to defend himself. what would you say? unlike clarkson, you can always defend themselves when they're straight. right? but. but when you said that he did commit a fairly serious. i thought you were about to say savile. but you . but you weren't savile. but you. but you weren't clarkson. clarkson just punched a catering who hasn't a young runner. and when they say punched and i suspect it was more of a cut. i've seen you punch people here almost every week. oh, well. lower level. so you've got to maintain a certain amount of hauteur , haven't you? amount of hauteur, haven't you? but seriously, top gear was an absolute gravy train for the bbc. they were mad to cancel that and the itv as well. you know, that was a tremendous thing. they did the post office, drama and it got them a lot of good publicity . it elevated good publicity. it elevated their status. i think the sort of esteem they were held in. but you've got to make other things that are just popular. right. well, but i mean, i guess they'd argue that it was a loss leader,
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but i think that they're trying to get money from the government to get money from the government to kind of subsidise stuff like in france , where they put a lot in france, where they put a lot of government, a lot of tax money into making french product niche product to preserve their culture. i don't like that one. i call my agent, which was tremendous. if i was itv, i'd make a drama with a thinly veiled gary lineker committing all sorts of bizarre. i don't think i've actually watched it since home and away. that's it for part three. just the crazy stuff to go. we have the dawn of the living dead. sorry, dawn of the living dead. sorry, dawn of the living dead. sorry, dawn of the living night nanny and, spider—man . spider—man. spider—man. spider—man. wherefore art thou, spider—man? we'll see you in a
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and welcome back to headliners. josh, the mail now and a return to traditional british values of decorum , grace and modesty in decorum, grace and modesty in women's dress. sadly, it's in nigeria. yes. so this is someone we haven't talked about? i think , on the channel. well, not the channeli , on the channel. well, not the channel i say on the show. on the show for a long time we've managed to avoid, meghan markle. we do not want nakedness in our culture. nigeria's first lady slams the influence of some american stars on country's women in speech weeks after meghan and harry's visit, so they've tied that visit together and try to make it a story about meghan markle. but it isn't. but it isn't at all. and it's a sort of very desperate stuff from the male. i don't want to be too hypocritical here, but, she's just talking about young nigerian women, and how that
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there , but she wasn't referring there, but she wasn't referring to meghan markle at all. when she brings up meghan markle, it's to say that they they the reason they came was for a or she calls it authentic . oh she calls it authentic. oh something we have to take home with us. so basically she came for authenticity. and then someone later on one fashion expert said they were stunning clothes, but she could have been more modest. and it's like, what? that's an outrage or whatever, like, but this the, the nigerian lady, the premier, the nigerian lady, the premier, the lady's, the first lady, first lady. she is concerned that young nigerian girls are picking up on sort of american instagram and youtube. you know, the films and all that stuff and losing their modesty. and whereas men are still dressing in, suits and whatnot and, that's a fair enough thing, but i just want to say by the end of the article, it gets really desperate in terms of trying to get something on meghan and harry where they're like, they wouldn't they weren't on an aeroplane. and it was owned by this guy who there was a fraud, but they didn't know anything about it. and then they were like the royals were furious because it looked like a royal
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toun because it looked like a royal tour. it'sjust because it looked like a royal tour. it's just like it was like, come on dudes. nick a rare showing for the feet on headliners a handy innovation for new parents. this or yet more huxley and disconnect and alienation. what do you think? it doesn't feel like an obvious feet story, but it's night . feet story, but it's night. nannies awoke perk too far, so now apparently you've got these night nannies all show up at 9 or 10 pm. and leave at 6 or 7 am. they'll do tasks like a.m. they'll do tasks like feeding the hand that rocks the cradle, changing and soothing babies so the parents can sleep. they basically outsource being a parent. ideally, just get someone else to marry the person for you have the kid. >> you don't even need to do any of life really anymore. >> you can just sort of check out, completely outsource it all. but it is. i mean, the thing is, there's always been this kind of service available if you're wealthy enough . this if you're wealthy enough. this story seems to be saying that in certain certain circumstances, your firm will pay for this because they've noticed your performances is suffering because you're not getting enough sleep. right? so it becomes a sort of work perk. rather, i think, i think wealthy people have always had nannies
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that help them go through the night. it is exhausting otherwise. i mean, you know, i can see why people would do it, but it's a work perk. but it's a work perk for super rich people. yeah. who are like the maybe if you're paternity leave coincides with a really crucial pitch meeting where you're the only. you know, i think that's i still imagine you're a high earner to get this kind of service, but i think i totally disagree with these whole like, mummy, these these whole like, mummy, these these whole like, mummy, these these whole night nurse things. i think that's a special bonding time. i think you should suffer. i think it makes you a better parent. and the woman say, i think that's something that your wife should do. you're not you really are going with it . wife should do. you're not you really are going with it. i, i you know, i agree with you. although i don't know if i did my fair bit, but i do very clearly remember there was a bottle of remy martin on the mantelpiece, which was my treat. after i if i had been up. yeah. >> and you get it down and then i would have a little nip of that of the brandy. >> and i remember that very firmly and i also remember, i can't remember my child. i don't remember her name. but, remy, you've always been my favourite. and but there was also i
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remember there were certain cds that would listen to if she was, like, troubled and we would just, you know, try and get all those one time together. yeah. it's true , exhausting though. it's true, exhausting though. true. also, josh, menopausal women across about some almond chocolate bars. i expect this will blow over soon. but this is the telegraph. yeah. haaland and barrett insulting women with its menopause. chocolate bars that have. they contain menopause almonds , which are special type almonds, which are special type of almonds that are angry and forgetful , and yes, there's forgetful, and yes, there's a £3, 79 dark chocolate snack. the idea, of course, that it actually alleviate anything to do with the almond flush is, is utterly ridiculous. and people who are criticising this say basically if you're perimenopausal and suicide risk does go up considerably during that time. get to the nhs and get some gel , get some that time. get to the nhs and get some gel, get some hrt and it will sort you out. hrt is a game changer. yeah, this menopause campaigner is calling it a ridiculous money making product. say what you like about
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products. they are quite often intended to make money. they make it. yeah, they shouldn't prey on a particular medical condition though. finally, josh, we're going to do all the stories you've got 20s . china's stories you've got 20s. china's kim kardashian has literally broken the internet. yeah china's kim kardashian banned in crackdown on online influencers flaunting their wealth. and this is, he's a jewellery dealer. he walks out the house with like, £1 million on him, and they basically pulled his, his social media accounts, along with a bunch of other super rich people. and they're saying, this is because china, it's bad for social societal cohesion . when social societal cohesion. when you've got more unemployed people, they don't want to be showing this kind of massive division of, i remember this happening 20 years ago when china first started going up. they would occasionally have a kind of they'd mow the grass, you know, the top. they take the tops off the but this is much more higher, higher visibility because it's millions of followers . million. though the followers. million. though the show is nearly over. let's take another quick look at tuesday's front pages. the for mail in ten to quit private school under cash tax. the telegraph . the cash tax. the telegraph. the pm's state pensions will never be taxed. the guardian global
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outrage after dozens killed in israel's airstrike on rafah. the times city figures back labour with call for new outlook and the mirror. you can end tory chaos, starmer tells voters. and finally , the daily star. gordon finally, the daily star. gordon is a moron. those vie are front pages. excuse me, i've got the hiccups. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, josh and nick. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. with some other people. if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. if you've joined us for your last program of the evening, you've joined us for your last program of the evening , sleep program of the evening, sleep well. it's time for a remy martin. i'll see you in the morning. good night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather from the met office. so there's been plenty of showers around for many of us today. and there's further rain expected over the next couple of days, all thanks to low pressure situated out towards the west of the uk, slowly moving its way towards us
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and isabel webster campaign chaos says retiring tory mp lucy allan is suspended for backing reform while the prime minister tries to shift focus to his economic credentials, declaring the state pension will never be taxed . taxed. >> keir starmer gets personal, declaring himself a socialist who will always put his country first as labour sets to show off their business credentials . their business credentials. >> humanitarian heartbreak in rafah as world leaders condemn the israeli air strike on sunday, which killed 45 people, now described by benjamin netanyahu as a tragic mistake . netanyahu as a tragic mistake. >> and president biden has intervened to keep prince harry's visa documents secret . harry's visa documents secret. >> and in the sport this
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