is expected to include manifesto is expected to include expanded marine protected areas and blue flag status for rivers . and blue flag status for rivers. leader sir ed davey is accusing the current government of failing to protect swimmers and wildlife from sewage discharge . wildlife from sewage discharge. and that comes as data from the environment agency has shown that a 54% rise in sewage spills took place last year. that a 54% rise in sewage spills took place last year . prince took place last year. prince william has praised rob burrow as the legend of rugby league, and he says with a huge heart, the former england international and charity fundraiser has died at the age of 41. he was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in 2019 before being awarded a cbe for helping to raise millions of pounds to promote awareness of the mnd condition. it came just two years after he retired from playing following a successful 17 year career, including eight grand final wins as well. he spent that entire career playing for leeds rhinos, who announced the news tonight saying he was

an inspiration to the entire country . north korea has country. north korea has launched what's being described as a bizarre barrage of balloons filled with rubbish, cigarette butts and suspected animal poo floating towards its southern neighbour . floating towards its southern neighbour. more than 700 balloons have been found so far in various parts of south korea, with chemical and explosive clearance teams being dispatched to recover debris . in seoul, the to recover debris. in seoul, the south korean government is calling it a dirty provocation from the north. however, pyongyang says it's in retaliation for defectors and activists who often send their own inflatables across the border . and own inflatables across the border. and finally, media mogul rupert murdoch has married again for the fifth time at the age of 93, tying the knot with retired russian molecular biologist elena zhukova at his california vineyard . these wedding photos, vineyard. these wedding photos, if you're watching on tv, were taken showing mr murdoch in his black suit with a yellow tie , black suit with a yellow tie, beaming alongside his new 67 year old wife. it comes after his previous brief engagement to

anne leslie smith, which ended a year ago. his global media empire began in the 1950s and includes the sun , the wall includes the sun, the wall street journal and fox news . for street journal and fox news. for the latest stories, sign up to gb news alerts. you can scan the qr code on your screen or go to gb news .com/ alerts. now, though, it's time for headliners i >> -- >> thank 5mm >> thank you sam. hello and welcome to headliners, your run through the next day's papers with three comedians. i'm leo carson . tonight i'm joined by carson. tonight i'm joined by paul cox, the people's gaman and louis schaefer, the people's schnitzel. how are you both doing? >> what does that mean? the people's schnitzel. >> i'm not entirely sure, but as i'm covered in carbs, that's what it is. >> schnitzel is. >> schnitzel is. >> what i'm more interested in is why you're dressed like you're running for the election

in uganda. i >> i asked you not to, not to mention it because i haven't thought it out. it was because it was because of paul. i shouldn't say what the reason is, is paul wore some outrageous jacket the last time you were on and you destroyed me. and so now this is my punishment. >> well, i think a lot of people right now are trying to adjust the vertical tracking on their television sets for that. and we let's have a quick look at monday's front pages. the times leads with tory vow to end abuse of gender laws by predators. the guardian has care agencies accused of exploiting foreign workers. the daily mail has sex is a fact of biology. the daily express has he inspired the nafion? express has he inspired the nation? rob burrow dies at 41 after motor neurone disease battle. the independent has nhs fails to carry out any actions urged by jimmy saville inquiry. and finally, the daily star has the bravest man in britain and those were your front pages . and

those were your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages. starting with the times, louis. >> the times. what are we talking about ? the >> the times. what are we talking about? the times tories vow to end abuse of gender laws by predators. which is which is what you should do . i mean, the what you should do. i mean, the predators. you can say we're going to any law . we're going to going to any law. we're going to say this guy cannot participate in bad knocked promises, more protection for women. it's a bit a little bit late in the game. >> so this is to stop. this is to stop, you know, male rapists going into women's prisons or women's changing rooms and perpetrating more crimes. i mean, it just seems to be like a good idea, but i guess people on the left would would say, well, how are you going to tell, you know, who are the male rapists? and how are you going to tell who are just the genuine like, women , female identifying men women, female identifying men like me? i mean, i'm a woman and i want to go in those changing rooms. >> you certainly are, leo. >> you certainly are, leo. >> and that's a very, very good point. but the truth is, is that

the people on the left, they think, well, they think that women are need protection, but these people are even more vulnerable. what is it? that's. what is that called where you battle. you're fighting over who's the most vulnerable one. and they think that that that people need who are having , people need who are having, being trans or whatever transiting themselves. yeah, they need more protection than women do. yeah. >> i mean, it seems like for for, aeons, for millennia, i mean, women have a sort of inbuilt biological instinct to know that men present danger. so to allow men into women's spaces which have for centuries been safe spaces for good reason. seems like a terrible idea. so it's sensible to put some safeguards on that. >> i think so, too, and i'm slightly disappointed by the way the times have framed this, because they say, can we, kemi badenoch will accuse sexual predators and activist campaign groups of abusing britain's equality laws. there's no accusation . the evidence is accusation. the evidence is there. this is. she's not accusing them. she's saying this has happened too many times. and even if someone goes, oh, it's only happened one. imagine if someone just says it's only happened once. yeah, like that's not enough. yeah. like, you

know, like that's much more than enough. and if we've got laws that enable this abuse to take place, of course we should do things about it. now, this doesn't mean chucking trans people under the bus, but what it does mean is protecting biological women in in biological women in in biological women's safe spaces. yeah. and i, i find it very difficult to hear anyone who argues against that. now i know why they do. there are a lot of people very sensitive because they want to protect. usually they want to protect. usually they want to protect. usually they want to protect trans people . you very rarely hear people. you very rarely hear trans people saying this. trans people usually just want to get on with their lives. >> genuine trans people just want to get on with their with their lives, as you say. and also the, you know, genuine trans people can often pass and, you know, can use facilities without anybody raising any objections. it's when, you know, the new how do you know, how do you know when you get like, no, no, you've got male rapists suddenly deciding halfway through their trial. oh, actually, i identify as a woman. so send me to a women's prison. there's an obvious incentive there for them to get sent to a women's prison and start identifying. they're not they're not. >> so the question is, the

question i have for you is, how does this how does this help the tories get elected ? tories get elected? >> oh it doesn't i mean, that's that's a great question . that's a great question. >> that's the greatest question you've ever asked us. and so it doesn't does it. >> it doesn't. so why are they raising it at this time. why is the time leaving it as a as a legacy. >> you know, not not to prejudge the election. it could go either way. but it's unlikely . the way. but it's unlikely. the policy is unlikely to go one of the ways. but they're leaving a legacy. when outgoing governments sometimes do this, they leave laws and systems that they leave laws and systems that the next the incoming government will have to carry out. >> this isn't the law. it isn't the system. it's just somebody who's who maybe has a chance of being the you mccall. >> it they're going to update the equality act maybe. yeah. hopefully who knows. we'll see if they do. anyway, moving on to the guardian poll. what have they got on the cover? yeah. >> care agencies accused of exploiting foreign workers. >> quelle surprise. british social care agencies have been accused of exploiting foreign workers , leaving migrants living workers, leaving migrants living on the breadline as they struggle to pay off debt.

>> now this is in the guardian and the guardian here they it is almost as if they they're posting this as if they don't already know this is a problem and even worse for me, haven't been complicit in enabling this. >> now, this is so migrants are being they're paying thousands of pounds to agencies to get them work in the uk. of pounds to agencies to get them work in the uk . and then them work in the uk. and then when they come to the uk, they're finding there's no work in the agencies are basically fleeced them. >> well one of the reasons that we've had uncontrolled immigration or one of the reasons it started, is uncontrolled now because it's out of control. but one of the reasons it started and we saw this, i say this all the time. it started under the blairite labour government because they wanted to boost the economy. however, when you when it's uncontrolled in this way, you will end up with the cheapest possible labour and the people like the guardian are pretending they don't know that. of course they don't know that. of course they know that they've been complicit in that the whole way through, because they've done absolutely nothing to stop it, because they've not talked about it, and now they're talking about it like it's some

dastardly human problem. they've been involved in it all along. now, i think the conversation should be there should be better controls on immigration. and when people get here, if they, you know and are welcomed and are of assimilated themselves into our society, they should be given jobs worthy of any human being. >> but couldn't you wouldn't you consider that a form of exploitation, forcing these poor people to work to get a job? well, it's also exploiting british workers because, you know, with an untapped uncapped labour supply. >> yeah, there's nothing to it's anti—union. >> yup. right. it's anti—union andifs >> yup. right. it's anti—union and it's anti the british employee and the british person. immigration a little bit of immigration is good. it's like spices in a soup. they let louis schaefer come into the country. it's a it's a much better place because. but but if you have too many of me even i look at myself i think it's too much of. can you imagine too many lewises. yeah. it's >> i'd be on a plane for rwanda. >> i'd be on a plane for rwanda. >> it's wrong. >> it's wrong. >> moving on. we've got the

independent. what have they got independent. what have they got in the cover? >> oh, the independent nhs fails to carry out any actions urged by jimmy savile. inquiry you might remember jimmy savile. by jimmy savile. inquiry you might rememberjimmy savile. he was, he was, he was very poppy. he was very popular. he was so popular they let him just do whatever he wanted to do all over the nhs. they let him and i stayed in his hospital that he built. it was a magnificent, scary hospital. right. where is that stoke mandeville hospital? how old were you? i was just out of range. i said, jemmy, jemmy, are you here? are you here? jemmy? he seems like a lovely, a lovely guy. and this is this country has a lot of great things. i love england, not really, but i love england. but this country is like the home of paedos and it's like. it's like an america. they don't have paedos like this. they don't. they maybe have what's his name , they maybe have what's his name, jeffrey epstein. >> jeffrey epstein. jeffrey epstein. yeah. he's a, you know , epstein. yeah. he's a, you know, i mean, if you're going to talk, i mean, if you're going to talk, i mean, if you're going to talk, i mean, if you're going to talk paedophiles, i think, you know, you don't get the michael

jackson or jeffrey epstein level, in the uk, which is not capable of producing cool people like that. >> yeah, yeah . >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> i mean, i don't want to get involved in this because i don't know what i'm going to say. i'm going to try and say anything to just to be funny. and that could get me in trouble. but it says at 302 out of a possible 1400 recommendations over the period, which is 1967, to now. yeah, yeah. which is 1967, to now. yeah, yeah . 302, which i calculated to yeah. 302, which i calculated to be around about the 20% mark. just over. that is not any. there's still 20% of them. yeah but that's a vast majority. just to point out to the independent who've probably got no diane abbott to write this or something, but . something, but. >> well, that's a different that's looking at all these inquiries . whereas this, you inquiries. whereas this, you know, the headline is just specifically about the jimmy savile inquiry. specifically about the jimmy savile inquiry . and they've, savile inquiry. and they've, they haven't carried out any of they haven't carried out any of the actions recommended in it, although jimmy savile is, i believe, dead. so at least that one's taken care of, you know, don't let him near any hospitals which is probably the number one, recommendation . one, recommendation. >> well, they reburied him,

didn't they? they didn't let him even be buried in a hill. but i found it very weird here, as it says, that the public inquiry was led by lucy letby. and that was. oh, no, no, no, no , i think was. oh, no, no, no, no, i think it was less . it was less. >> okay, well, that's the front pages. out of the way. join us in part two for diane abbott. why donald trump will be taking a staycation this year and arrests at the tommy robinson

welcome back to headliners we've got the independent now, and diane abbott has ended the will. she won't. she? speculation and declared she will run for laboun declared she will run for labour, which is great because she's definitely in one of the top three most competent candidates. >> lewis, who i don't know the names of. and i'm going to get into trouble because there's something called i don't even know why we're discussing this, really, because i don't know. diane abbott declares she will run as a labour candidate and tends to win . she gets, of tends to win. she gets, of course, he had ted. everybody

runs. i guess they do. they intend to win. >> could you imagine if he didn't? >> well, i mean, yeah, like donald trump. he's a ted anyway. she's running for mp. she got mad at what's his name is keir starmer because keir starmer didn't want her around because she reminds him of the, of, jeremy corbyn and the trouble that he gave. >> yeah . well she was part of >> yeah. well she was part of the momentum lot. the starmer has , you know, to a certain has, you know, to a certain extent purged from the labour party. right >> and but keir starmer thinks to himself i'm like, well we might as well let her run. we'll stop everybody else, but we'll let her run because we're going to win anyway . to win anyway. >> well and also yeah, historically, you know, she's she's, she's got wapping majorities in that has she. >> yeah. yeah because it's london. it's like new york. it's like my town, new york. >> it's not. >> it's not. >> but, i know it isn't , but why >> but, i know it isn't, but why do you have to say sorry ? do you have to say sorry? >> just, i don't know, i just i >> just, i don't know, ijust i couldn't think of one comparison. >> that's why it's interesting, isn't it? i mean, there's always a candidate within, within major parties like this that are a little bit of a thorn in the side of the leader, she's a

legacy candidate . she has a legacy candidate. she has a history of winning in hackney. huge majorities, as you say, for us, the other people who are very good and i think chance to win, i think . win, i think. >> what are their names? >> what are their names? >> i think there's the one. there's the tory one, there's the reform one, labour and the raving liberal democrat party. yeah.i raving liberal democrat party. yeah. i also think they've all got an equal chance of winning and i've read the ofcom, policy too. yeah, but one thing i would say is if let's imagine if she does run and she does win, you know, fair play to her also gives us five years of new material. >> so yeah, because she is prone to making some hilarious gaffes, such as when she, when she put her shoes on the wrong feet. i think she had two left shoes, but unfortunately, yeah, one of her, one of her feet was left and the other one was right. like everybody. >> and there were two different shoes as well. >> and she also said that she, she said in a letter to the observer that the discrimination that jews face is, is basically the same as what gingers face, which i think, i think some people who remember the

holocaust might be offended by that. >> yeah, well, you don't know. i don't know what it's like to be a ginger, but, but the other side of it is that she didn't show up for that big vote on brexit. do you remember that? they were waiting for her? oh really? to appear for the big vote. and she never she never turned up and people were quite. and i thought to myself that's a sharon move. just like not turning up at this huge turn up probably, probably tripped over her shoes. >> anyway, we've got the independent now and trump's conviction mean means he's banned from a bunch of countries. thank god for zoom calls. paul. oh yeah. president. good point donald trump's felony conviction now means he's banned from a host of countries, including canada, which i don't think he was planning to go to anyway. and the uk, nearly 40 nations, 37 to be exact, including as the aforementioned canada and uk have strict policies when it comes to allowing individuals with criminal records to across their borders. barring any special accommodation. trump would be held against these two, which is amazing . slash hilarious when amazing. slash hilarious when you think that robert mugabe come here quite a few times. yeah robert mugabe pinochet , yeah robert mugabe pinochet, pinochet all been to london

probably more than donald trump on official visits. right? donald trump just made an accountancy admin error. let's and i'm not trying to belittle it. yeah, that's just what he's that's what he's been convicted of. and of course it'll get overturned. but when you make that comparison, don't say, of course we don't know what's going to happen. >> no, i don't know. >> no, i don't know. >> i do in a on appeal. >> i do in a on appeal. >> i do in a on appeal. >> i don't think it will be overturned. i mean, i don't know if you've seen the, the judges, but they're not from a demographic that's, you know, traditionally favourable to, to donald trump, so traditionally favourable to, to donald trump , so we've got four donald trump, so we've got four appeal court judges and they're all black women. so it almost seems. and the chances of that happening because only 1.5% of judges across the us are black women. the chances of that happening naturally is quite, quite rare. so it seems like, you know, this is all a sort of orchestrated political move to really sort of rub donald trump's face in it. >> yeah. and, and i think it's going to have the in this circle, everybody sides with donald trump. they don't like donald trump. they don't like donald trump, but they side with him. >> i don't side with donald

trump. but this is the interesting thing. it's really given a boost to donald trump's career. now people like me are coming out and batting for donald trump because we can see it and we see this in america. you know, people are people are really getting behind him. they've donated loads of money to his campaign. so this is actually the democrats are trying to bring him down, but it's giving him a huge boost. >> and you know that some people think, you know, that piers morgan thinks he's going to win because he's starting to back him now, as well as he and piers only ever tries to back the winner. he doesn't care who they are. the nuts and bolts of it are. the nuts and bolts of it are should he become president again, he will be welcome in the uk. there's absolutely no way he wouldn't be. well of course. >> why he's. can i ask you a question? why is paul so sure about everything? how do you get to be this? you're like an american level of i am delusional , american level of i am delusional, you american level of i am delusional , you see? delusional, you see? >> how do you think i got here? >> how do you think i got here? >> president can commute sentences, so i'm pretty sure fryston is list would be commuting his own sentence if he's still in prison. >> well, i like the idea that the that the independent, which really isn't the newspaper. it's just online independent. >> yeah. it's it says he's been

banned from a host of countries. >> he's not been banned. it just says if you committed this crime, we won't let you in. but he they haven't written a letter to him saying we're banning you because of this. yeah. number two is that paul mccartney, the great paul mccartney from the beatles he was kicked out of. he was like , in japan and he was was like, in japan and he was arrested and put in jail or whatever it was , and he went whatever it was, and he went back there. so stuff happens. yeah, he's sort of like the president. >> anyway, we've got the. >> anyway, we've got the. >> and why would you? i don't want to interrupt you, but i'm going to but most i'm not going to i'm not interrupting representative from the anc party. stop. stop talking while i'm interrupting . is that is i'm interrupting. is that is that why would he want to go visit canada or the like a rubbish version of america ? no rubbish version of america? no it's not, it's just i think it's been there. it looks similar, but it's not the same thing. >> they it's a rubbish version . >> they it's a rubbish version. that's exactly what i said anyway. >> lewis, sorry, i don't mean we've got the telegraph now and it looks like rubbish. >> left wing countries speaking of canada, are ganging up on israel. >> lewis well, that is true. according to this chilli to join south african south africa

genocide case against israel, which you know, you think that that south africa has nothing to get involved in. but now chile, which has even less than nothing. it's one of the longest coastlines in the world. i think chile is. chile is. yeah. what are the country has the longest coastline in the world. >> maybe norway. china? no, not china, it's not chile. >> it's probably argentina, isn't it? >> it's you know what you'd have to say . please define what it is to say. please define what it is a border, because it could be anything. it's >> imagine if that was anything to do with the story. >> no. yeah. it'sjust to do with the story. >> no. yeah. it's just it's just ridiculous. it's like, let's gang. it's basically there's a left wing government there. it's not pinochet like we used to love. yeah right. come on over. yeah. it's a it's a left wing thing. and that's what this is. these the chileans i don't think they hate the jews enough to care that much. i would guess, right there in south america. yeah, but they do hate the idea of israel being a state independent when they're fighting timor. all right? independent when they're fighting timor. all right ? they fighting timor. all right? they want to be part of the left is team world, and we're seeing, you know, the split the in countries supporting israel or

not supporting israel. >> it's sort of dividing along the sort of old geopolitical lines of, you know, the west supports israel and these other countries like russia. and interestingly, south africa has been bizarrely , sort of been bizarrely, sort of vehemently opposed to israel. and interestingly , the anc, who, and interestingly, the anc, who, have been the ruling party in south africa for 30 years, but that might be about to slightly change. but they just they just lost their majority in the election. but russia funds the anc through a manganese mine in south africa. so the anc get half of their funding from russia . so russia is obviously russia. so russia is obviously pulling strings in south africa. >> it's grandstanding isn't it? it's partisanship. we understand what's going on. and i mean, at the end of the day, chile and south africa is like harold shipman having a pop at fred west. yeah, i mean these aren't you know, that's not true. >> chile is a lovely country from what i've heard. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> pinochet was a that we're talking 40, 50 years. pinochet >> you know what was funny. we still remember mate. you know you can't take it away. >> you know what? i need you to

stop acting like you know what you're talking about. >> well, we've got the meal now, and there were arrests at tommy robinson's protest. but surprisingly , this time, they surprisingly, this time, they weren't tommy. maybe because the protest was actually about tommy being targeted with two tier policing. paul. yeah doubly interesting that wasn't it. >> police arrested several pro—palestine counter—protest posters as tommy robinson led a thousand strong march through london against two tier policing. so this the opposition to this, particularly on the day and since has been a group called youth demand and, good on them on x formerly twitter london's metropolitan police said that the protesters were already subject and this is the youth demand ones already subject to conditions not to leave the pavement. and a number of them have been arrested for breaching those conditions. so they weren't doing anything particularly bad. and they felt like they had to arrest them because they stepped off the pavement. >> it's similar to the saint george's day arrests, but you know, this time it's for the other side. >> yeah, well, you know what? there has been it's very interesting. right i'm not suggesting for a minute this is easy to police, but the police have found it very easy to

choose which ones they're going to smash over the back of the head of the baton. yeah. >> you know, they i think they've got a dulux colour chart that they hold up and. yeah, if you're if you're pasty enough, they feel they feel entitled. >> if your name's colin, you're going to get a whack. basically. no. >> but the thing that makes this interesting is, is basically they're being arrested for walking in the street, you know, meanwhile for like the last 7 or 8, what however long these demonstrations have been going on that they've been saying and doing horrific things and these are horrific people. >> it was so true because london has turned into this protest paradise now, isn't it, where you can you can demand anything you can you can demand anything you like as long as it's on a saturday afternoon. yeah and it's just every weekend now. it's like hyde park corner, but all over zone one. >> yeah. what's interesting is this. this protest has been smeared in the mainstream media to a certain extent. as you know, these racist thugs with their far right chants. and then i read on to see what this, this hate crime chant was. and they were singing, allah, allah, who the f is allah ? which, you know, the f is allah? which, you know,

as a as a british person, that's just ridiculous british irreverent humour. that's not football. >> you football is football. terrorist songs. you know we've sung. we are three. none of them. well, he's from the anc. he might have done. but we, you know, generally people have sung much worse songs, particularly in sectarianism in scotland , you in sectarianism in scotland, you know, and sectarianism at some of the protests, the anti—israel protests, where people have been chanting horrific, you know, genocidal calls for jihad and for israel to be exterminated and then, bizarrely, you've got, you know, these supposed left wing anti—racism groups that are then aligned with these people chanting genocidal chants. >> i just i can't it doesn't nothing makes sense . nothing makes sense. >> it's a very good point because because these people who are attacking, you know, allah, allah, whatever it is , is allah, whatever it is, is they're the same people who don't believe in god themselves. who, who support the lack of belief in god. and then they're making a big deal about this thing. >> yeah. and it's interesting that it comes the same weekend as there's that tragic stabbing in germany where an islamist , in germany where an islamist, attacked a political rally and

ended up killing a policeman. sadly, as he died, he's died. >> absolutely no idea . and. oh, >> absolutely no idea. and. oh, that's not good. >> yeah. not good and not a nice note to go into the break on, but we are at the halfway point coming up. we've got more trouble for stormy daniels female on bbc comedy and more immigration spending.

welcome back to headliners.

we've got the mirror now. and donald trump's accuser, stormy daniels, is getting death threats. paul >> yeah. stormy daniels inundated with death threats as she says it will never end for me, supporters of disgraced former us president. this in the mirror, by the way . so hence the mirror, by the way. so hence the wording, former us president donald trump have aimed death threats at stormy daniels after her testimony in court helped bnng her testimony in court helped bring about his guilty verdict . bring about his guilty verdict. well, i mean, it's not right . bring about his guilty verdict. well, i mean, it's not right. i don't condemn it. i know none of us three do condemn it. she's kind of put herself. i don't want a victim blame here at all. i'm desperately trying not to. so this is the bit. this is the bit where i begin to victim blame. yeah, she kind of put herself in the centre of the target. now she has gone to court. she clearly has a vendetta . now. many, many would vendetta. now. many, many would argue for very good reasons , but argue for very good reasons, but she clearly has a vendetta against trump. >> well, and also she owes them, i think, $620,000. yes. of legal

fees that she was ordered to pay- >> however , it's really difficult. >> it feels like it feels like actually she's become a pawn in the democrats political game. >> that's with a w. >> that's with a w. >> yes, yes. on this occasion she has become a pawn in the democrats political game and they are milking her again. >> that's metaphorical, isn't it? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's metaphorical. video we can we can google i think it's available, but, we'll put a link in the comments. >> yeah, but genuinely, though, i think she's now found us having a very difficult position. she said she . okay, position. she said she. okay, i'm getting flashbacks to the urana story from last night. now, over to you, leo. leo labuschagne. all over, all over. >> lewis. lewis. she said this. >> lewis. lewis. she said this. >> she said nobody would ever want to publicly say that. that she had said that they had sex with trump. and then she spent quite a long time , you know, quite a long time, you know, telling people in various court cases and magazine articles that she did have sex with trump and, you know, telling people in quite some detail why did she

have sex and why who would want to have sex with her? >> i know what's going on. there's the other side of the thing. she was a porn star, so nothing wrong with that. but. but she's not the. the thing about this, this piece of her, she's was interviewed by the mirror and, because she got at trump, she's like a hero of the left. she's like, what's what's the what's the short woman who does the, what's her name? who's now, like, 28 years old, but she's monica lewinsky. no the other one. the other one, ann widdecombe. no. you know, the one shaun woodward yoda. greta thunberg. greta thunberg. greta thunberg. greta thunberg. greta thunberg is short for me. >> i would we've got to get a toenail from that greta thunberg. >> she's a short woman. >> she's a short woman. >> that's what she she is. she's like a she's a short. she's a short. i think we're being short. i think we're being short. women like being short anyway , it said this, it said anyway, it said this, it said this. the her said the courage and determination of stormy displayed throughout this 18 year saga will undoubtedly leave a lasting legacy . they they want a lasting legacy. they they want her to be a hero. and if you're going to put yourself up for being a hero, people are not going to like you. look at tommy robinson or whatever , all these guys. >> yeah, i mean, i think that's

the first time stormy daniels been compared to tommy robinson . been compared to tommy robinson. but anyway, moving on. we've got the telegraph now, and despite having his own social media called truth social, trump has joined tiktok and immediately got more followers than biden. >> yes , yes, that is totally >> yes, yes, that is totally true. we he the app he tried to ban because he was owned by the chinese people who was what they were doing with the information, and they're still owned by china and they're still owned by china and china , china. and the truth and china, china. and the truth is that they got it. says he got 450 followers in like ten hours or something. so who knows how many millions he has. i don't check, i don't get it's too agitating for me. yeah, i've got enough problems with the other ones. i'm a i'm a certain age, i can't get any new ones. but but he's. so why shouldn't he be on. he's got to spread his message. >> yeah. and also i mean it's interesting that so many people have, have followed him on tiktok more than biden. and there's also footage of a ufc match. big ufc match. oh, man. 100,000 100,000 people all chanting, we want trump. >> we really? by the way, that was in the bronx. >> no, that wasn't in the bronx.

the bronx had like 12 people there, but the rest of them, no, it was it was in a district in new york, though the particular it was in new york. no so the idea it wasn't 100,000 then there's no station. >> okay, let's we'll have that debate off air, but it was it was definitely in new york somewhere, and there was definitely 100,000 people. i don't know where exactly. i'm sure the viewers will let us know. however, the idea is that this is very much a democrat area, right? this is the place where they convicted trump. get 100,000 of them who are going to, arrest me or something. yeah, we don't know any of the details. lots of them cheering for trump. well, that's very interesting. >> they can google it and tell us on louis schaefer. com louis schaefer.com. >> unbelievable. >> unbelievable. >> .co.uk or trump's basically said if you can't beat them join them. >> you know he tried to ban tiktok. the courts in the us said no you can't do that. so he's gone. all right i'll join him then. because there's hundreds of millions of people on tiktok as soon as trump joins any social media platform, it's any social media platform, it's a huge boon for the platform. it's a huge boon for him, and it's now a campaign tool for him. >> and it's interesting he's not back on twitter. i thought he'd

rejoin, especially now that he needs this as big a voice as possible. >> yeah, i think he's been i think true socials to similar. >> and he was he's making a huge it's a money he's making money. >> if he goes as long as he's there it's worth millions billions billions. and if he's not there so he can't do it. >> oh yeah of course. well anyway, we've got the times now and female comedians are moaning that there aren't enough women on panel shows. luckilly tonight i identify as a woman . so this i identify as a woman. so this show is meeting the quota, pal? >> yes, i'm really looking forward to doing this. >> female comedians sian bbc panel shows willy waving machismo, which, by the way, i think is a scottish comedian . think is a scottish comedian. >> i don't know, >> i don't know, >> a senior executive anonymous , >> a senior executive anonymous, said that she and this senior executive from the bbc anonymously said this panel shows are essentially three hours of willy waving machismo. there he is again , and one there he is again, and one upmanship joke telling. it's not a great environment for many female comedians to do their best material because they have,

because they have very blokes down the pub feel to them now. it's unfortunate this because , it's unfortunate this because, you know, this is a panel show with four guys on the moment and i wouldn't say there's been any willy waving here tonight yet or any machismo actually. >> and it's more three guys behind a set with a canister. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> this is exactly that. the sort of people i will willy wave if you're interested, please do, do you know what we all know really good female comedians. and we all know. and the ones we know would be able to handle themselves in this situation. i don't know if you should go about changing things. look, if he's outdated, it will go out a date. yeah, okay. it will do. so create something and make it women only and see if it beats that and they see a taskmaster. >> this was a new format that was created a few years ago, and it's been a great platform for women because they, you know, it doesn't have that sort of combative banter so women can shine on it. >> yeah. and so maybe they should change the whole thing to help me do better at some of these things. i mean, i have a

hard time with this willy waving quy- hard time with this willy waving guy. i mean, i have a hard enough time dealing with with you guys, so it's not easy for anybody. there's lots of people. it's not that women aren't funny. women are funny. it's just men aren't listening. we don't care. we don't care about it. van—tam. >> fair enough. >> fair enough. >> well, we've got the meal now with calls for the bbc to become the paralympics of broadcasting. >> louis. yeah, same kind of thing. bbc has urged to increase disability representation across the channel after strictly come dancing , singh signed blind dancing, singh signed blind comedian chris mclaughlin , who comedian chris mclaughlin, who we've worked with. have you worked with him? i have worked with chris. >> lovely guy, top work, great comedian. >> he's a great comedian, lovely quy- >> he's a great comedian, lovely guy. he's blind, not that people want to see blind people, you know, and they don't want to see me with my grey hair. they don't. they want to see. >> well, you can't really tell that he's, you know, obviously references. yeah, but you wouldn't know. >> you wouldn't know i don't know, i don't watch these. i don't watch the bbc. i won't give them any to money watch the bbc. >> a comedian could pretend to be blind or have some sort of disability to, you know, we're weeks away. >> are we from someone

identifying, i think you're already pretending to be a woman. >> you know, just do one thing at a time, so, so basically , i at a time, so, so basically, i mean, the fact is, is that there's always been disabilities on the tv. they got old people on the tv. they got old people on strictly come dancing, disability . they've got they've disability. they've got they've got people with no training . got people with no training. >> that's not a disability. >> that's not a disability. >> they've got white people . >> they've got white people. >> they've got white people. >> that is in 2024. that is a huge no. >> it's a white because white people can't dance. >> oh i get it. >> oh i get it. >> oh i get it. >> oh yeah i've seen the film i, i should have, i should have tested out the, the one joke i've thought of in like weeks. >> i wrote that down as a we are sort of charging towards just pushing for anything here. >> and like every time you sort of give an inch, they want a mile, right? okay i mean, it's going to get to the point where i personally want to see this blind ski jumping. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> why not? okay. most of us are going to enjoy it. just get it on the go. it's great that chris is doing this. >> he's gonna tweet and saying that there was a blind ski jumper eddie the eagle. >> yeah. he had he had he had bottle bottom who used bails to,

you know, echo the locate where the ground was. >> yeah. actually i'm sorry. i'll probably get an email about that later. but i mean, how far do you push it. yeah it's great. >> well when you talk about representation, i mean, obviously we need sort of fair representation on tvs. we should, you know, reflect the population. but, i mean, how many what is the proportion of disabled people? i mean, it's obviously not sort of 5050. >> well, it doesn't match the disabled parking bay spaces, does it? we know that every time you go into a supermarket now, they're so terrified that they've got 40 spaces that are for disabled people, with 30 on the outside. for the rest of us, 500 of which are taken up for women with children or whatever the spaces are called. so there's been an overreaction. i'm not suggesting, thank god, with my adhd diagnosis, i can park right outside the door. exactly. yeah. oh, straight through it. what? >> what? >> what? >> don't worry. what are you. >> don't worry. what are you. >> you weren't concentrating. >> you weren't concentrating. >> what are you saying about. >> what are you saying about. >> i was just making a joke about, like. well, a lot of people now are getting diagnosed with adhd or autism or whatever, you know, whatever made up mental condition . so they can

mental condition. so they can then have something interesting about them that gives them some victim points. every comedian is getting adhd diagnoses because everybody has got adhd, especially if you're a comedian. if you could do a proper job, if you could do a properjob, you'd be a then there'll be people without adhd going on the tv. >> they'll say, i don't have adhd, and then they're going to have to have room for it. i'm with. and also, who are you with? >> you don't know who you're with? are you doing who you are? >> also , if you get diagnosed >> also, if you get diagnosed with adhd, you get prescription grade medical nhs speed. yes, amphetamines from the nhs , which amphetamines from the nhs, which is a ridiculous incentive for people to go out and get diagnosed. yeah, i don't want to encourage people to do that. anyway. the guardian now with a call for taxpayers to dig deep to pay more for immigration, how about the guardian pays for it this time? paul? >> yeah, here we go. guardian and immigration. let's see what they come up with. now. immigration must be matched with investment in uk infrastructure to ease pressures. net migration has benefits but has done nothing to address downward trend in per capita per capita gdp. interesting. >> amazing . that's the guardian. >> amazing. that's the guardian. >> amazing. that's the guardian. >> that's the guardian. can you imagine? right so what the

guardian failed to understand is that uncontrolled immigration is detrimental. so we're at a point now . it's all it's all detrimental. so we're at a point now. it's all it's all very detrimental. so we're at a point now . it's all it's all very well now. it's all it's all very well and good because they make a point and they say imagine that dunng point and they say imagine that during the election campaign, rishi sunak announced that by 2038 he expected migration to boost the population by 3.7 million. what would your response be? well, it would be. it depends on what what you introduce . yeah. introduce. yeah. >> you know, look at them. >> you know, look at them. >> yeah. exactly. yeah. and the idea that it can all be uncontrolled and the higher the number the better. it's not a score that you can't go. oh we've now got 80 million people in the country, 60 million of them can't work. but who cares? you know, it's all about controlling the quality now and also the integration as well. >> and this this seems to suggest that this article suggests that it's going to cost a lot of money to integrate people and make sure that there's enough homes and enough infrastructure for them. >> but the question is, it's going to cost money, but why? why do we have immigrants? why did i come to this country? it was a huge mistake. >> you're already in a better country.

>> i was in a better country than this. >> people normally come here because they can't get into america. >> it was escaping. >> it was escaping. >> it was my first wife. she she like, lied to me. the truth, the truth is, is that immigration can help a little bit. yeah, but a lot of times it doesn't help. they ask about rishi sunak 3.7 million. how many millions of people did tony blair let into the country that they that there's not no mention there's no mention of tony blair. so i don't know. i don't know what i'm saying. >> i'm saying part three. done. join us in the final section for male housewives. ugly and angry lesbians. like my

welcome back to headliners. we've got the telegraph now, with the reversal of traditional gender roles as women go to work and men stay home. although i'm not sure how much housework they're getting done with this, i am, and i do a lot of housework. >> this is the lewis schaffer story. this is what's happening in the telegraph. and they're complaining that the women, when

women do work, when women work, they have to go to, they have to go to school and do it. they're in education, they're in health care, they're in in retail. so they've got to go. but men can do work anywhere. and last week they had the icelandic women went on strike and nobody noticed. nobody noticed because nobody cares . nobody cares. >> and it was like 80 or 90% of the total working women in iceland as well. >> yes. so that kind of backfired and it backfired because the truth is and women i mean, i've been in enough women's houses in this country and trying my best. >> and the fact is, women , women >> and the fact is, women, women in this country don't are not house proud anymore . more. house proud anymore. more. >> okay, well, well, maybe just not the ones who let you in their house. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> we've got the daily mail now with the latest sign that our society is dying. we're finding ugly people, attractive people . ugly people, attractive people. >> we are. thank god for that. how hot rodent men became hollywood's sexist. sexiest. not sexiest, sexiest heartthrobs. gen z fans are going wild for actors with unusual features, including barry keegan , kieran

including barry keegan, kieran culkin and jeremy allen white, all of which i don't know other than kieran culkin because he's macaulay culkin's little brother, the reign of the golden retriever heartthrobs. i mean , i retriever heartthrobs. i mean, i don't know why everything's associated with animals, but it is. i'm going here. is apparently oven is. i'm going here. is apparently over. instead, women long for someone who is loyal, uncontroversial, unconventionally attractive, with sharp eyes and angular faces. >> that's what's in now. >> that's what's in now. >> that's what's in now. >> that's . well, i don't believe >> that's. well, i don't believe it is, because any woman you we know women . lewis has met a know women. lewis has met a couple. yeah. they all they really want is like a nice fella. >> no, that is totally not true . >> no, that is totally not true. >> no, that is totally not true. >> you really believe that? >> you really believe that? >> oh, my god, that's why i put all my chips on. they don't want all my chips on. they don't want a nice one. >> you've seen too many disney films. >> do you know what? something's wrong when i'm doing much better than he is. they don't want that. sorry to interrupt you , that. sorry to interrupt you, but i'm going to interrupt you. is. the fact is, is the word. why do they like these guys who are dangerous and scary and bad boys? they're rodents. they didn't use the word rats. rodents. it somehow sounds better because. because this is a wild world. we're about to be

killed. we're at wars from every different. and we need a man who's strong and looks like he can chew through electrical wiring. >> yeah, we've got the daily mail again . and a lesbian dating mail again. and a lesbian dating app mail again. and a lesbian dating app is using technology to stop women like me from using it. >> lewis. yes, this is it's called lap . and this woman, called lap. and this woman, jenny watson, who created it, and they have this lap for women to meet people to lesbians to meet each other. and i feel i feel bad for women that they have to go through it. men have been going through for centuries. well, they have to try and exclude men from this app try and exclude men from this app because men are identifying as women to try and, you know, say to lesbians, look, you've got to have sex with me now. yeah, but the truth is, i wasn't listening. the truth is, i'm sorry. the truth is, is that this is this is transphobic. it's saying we can spot you as a as a man. yeah. >> the computer, the computer can do it. >> but if you went up to somebody and you said, i think you're a man, that that's transphobic. yeah. >> that's a hate crime. >> that's a hate crime. >> that's a hate crime. so >> that's a hate crime. so this woman is like so proud of herself. look, we got a computer to do it. she doesn't realise

the trouble that she's in. am i right ? right? >> yeah, well, women like me are gonna be outraged. exactly. >> i've matched with leo a couple of times on bumble, and i was outraged. look, this is probably a good thing, i'll tell you for why? because there are lesbians out there. we've almost forgotten the whole gay culture. men who are sexually attracted to men. women who are sexually attracted to women. right? that's what they like. you know, as soon as we got to the point where what do they like? they like they like, people of the female sex. and as soon as we arrived to that point in our society where the majority of people did , they changed all the people did, they changed all the rules again and said, anyone can be a woman unless you squeeze this one in. >> finally, the sun now with news that will give hope to horny pensioners everywhere, rupert murdoch has found love at the age of 93. do you think this time it's for keeps? louis, i actually do think it's for keeps because he's about to die, so it's got to last. >> obviously, he's 93 years old. he's got more. it's only a 26 year age difference. at his age, that's not very much. he's like 67. nothing wrong with 67. i'm 67. nothing wrong with 67. i'm 67. i would , i would i would 67. i would, i would i would think she looks better than you. she does look, look more like

the 93 year old list. because if i wore a dress like that, i'd look good with the schmata. >> you're not entirely unlike that dress from what you're wearing now, and she's got probably . probably. >> i don't know who the photographer is, but the photographer is, but the photographer is, but the photographer is probably a very. look at him. >> how many wives has he had now ? >> 7- >> lovely ? >> lovely couple. 7 >> lovely couple. i've got to be honest. anyway, that's the show nearly over. so let's take another quick look at monday's front pages . the times leads front pages. the times leads with tory vow to end abuse of gender laws by predators. the guardian has care agencies accused of exploiting foreign workers. the daily express has he inspired the nation? rob burrow dies at 41 after motor neurone disease battle. the independent has nhs fails to carry out any actions urged by jimmy savile inquiry and the daily star has the bravest man in britain. and those were your front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you so much to my guests paul cox and lewis schaffer, and we are back tomorrow at 11 pm. when lewis will return with simon evans and jonathan colgan. and if you're

watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. goodbye >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello and welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. well, we've seen plenty of fine weather over the weekend. however, this week is going to be turning more unsettled and a little bit cooler for today though we have had high pressure dominating the weather over the uk, but we have had this frontal system move into the northwest and a slight squeeze on those isobars too. so turning damp and rather windy, it is gradually going to be clouding over from the north through into the evening, staying clearest for longest across the south, and we will start to see some outbreaks of rain and drizzle continue to move their way into northwestern areas. so turning a little bit cooler under the clear spells in the south. but for most, a rather mild night and most places not dropping below double digits . so to places not dropping below double digits. so to start on monday, there will be a little bit of brightness in the south, but as i say, we'll gradually cloud

over through the course of the morning, staying largely dry though. however, we will start to see some rain and drizzle move its way into northwestern england, northern parts of wales and quite a cloudy picture across northern ireland and northwest scotland. still, with that rain and drizzle but brightening up through the morning across parts of aberdeenshire. and there will be some sunny spells across the northern isles, but plenty of showers in between. those spells of sunshine overall on monday, it's going to be a rather cloudy picture still, with those spots of rain and drizzle in the northwest , but by the time we northwest, but by the time we reach the afternoon, it may brighten up a little bit across central and southern uk. but most of the sunshine is going to be across scotland. however, quite a blustery day on offer there, so that will just take there, so that will just take the edge off the temperatures a little bit. but in those sheltered spots where you catch the sunshine, it should still be feeling warm. now as we head into the tuesday, we are going to see a bit of a change further rain moving in from the northwest. quite blustery and plenty of showers behind two. however, it will still be staying dry across the south and southeast and still feeling warm

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