netanyahu to lay out how israel would achieve its six strategic goals, including the end of hamas rule in gaza today, he said leaving the government was a complex and painful decision. netanyahu responded on x, saying this is not the time to quit the campaign . this is the time to campaign. this is the time to join forces. mr gantz resignation comes a day after four israeli hostages were rescued in an operation which the armed wing of hamas said has also killed three other hostages . for the latest stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning that qr code on your screen, or you can go to gb news. carmelites. now it's time for headliners . headliners. >> hello and welcome to headliners, the show that gives you your first look at the next day's papers with three comedians. i'm stephen allan, joined tonight by the man they call the daddy because he's got

five kids, josh howie and a man. they call the gammon because he's bad for your blood pressure. it's paul cox . hello. pressure. it's paul cox. hello. doing well? both. yes. thanks, steve. you know what i was? i was looking in the mirror. yeah. toilet. just before the show, and i just thought i'd look really handsome today. and i just thought i'd look really handsome today . like it really handsome today. like it all came together. i just i just wanted to acknowledge that for the viewers. i know that louis shaffer is our resident sex symbol, but i just feel like i. look. tatiana, she's walking out the studio , she's nodding. she's the studio, she's nodding. she's agreeing. she's finding it hard to leave with me. she's like, yes, that's true. you are. just say, i just feel when you said it all came together, which bits exactly do you think came together high with the stubble with the. you know, i've cut my beard recently . i don't know, it beard recently. i don't know, it just feels like. wow. second question. in no way related. when was the last time we had the old optician check—up do you think it's to, okay. really just asking, just checking, just asking. just going to disagree with you . i think, you know with you. i think, you know what? as jack nicholson said, it's not how good looking you are. it's how good looking you think you are, right? which makes me extremely tasty . you

makes me extremely tasty. you are? well, that's why you call yourself a gammon. anyway, i think we just start where we started, right? let's take a quick look at monday's front pages. we start with the daily mail. my brilliant husband, michael , so mail. my brilliant husband, michael, so very nearly made it. the telegraph goes with macron trounced in right wing eu surge . trounced in right wing eu surge. the times says tories must embrace farage, says braverman the guardian macron calls snap election after surge from the right. the i labour yet to convince voters on key policy area poll shows and the daily star mystic veg betting england to win. those are your front pages. to win. those are your front pages . all right, let's start pages. all right, let's start with the guardian . josh thank with the guardian. josh thank you. oh look at this . two sexes you. oh look at this. two sexes now smouldering looking too much so on. yeah. someone left that fire alarm because he's smouldering over here. yeah. get that camera back. okay. so the guardian, they've got three,

four interesting stories, but we're going to do one in a second. labour pledged to create a pledge to create 100,000 nursery places, we're finally seeing some policies. yeah. manifesto this week , and, you manifesto this week, and, you know, the. it'll cost money, but they also put more people back at work, which will raise more taxes. so there's an idea there. i would have to say that providing nursery places to nine month old babies, you know, there is a real issue of, of how expensive it is to raise kids in this country. and that would be a big help. i also, if i'm honest, i think that there should be more support for people not to go back to work and to spend that time with their children, which i think is going to raise better, more well—rounded children in the long run. if you want to quit, just quit. josh why are you. i'm through. i'm through that phase now. but that's just a personal belief. i know that doesn't work. sense makes sense economically, but that's i think it has a long term impact on children. but anyway, let's move on to the other thing. gantz quits emergency war cabinet in israel. so we could be moving

towards an election and moving up the page there into actual elections. it seems like, rishi sunakis elections. it seems like, rishi sunak is a bit of a trendsetter. it's not just adidas trainers that he rocks. it's like everybody else is saying, what's rishi up to ? oh, rishi is doing rishi up to? oh, rishi is doing election. let's see it. yeah. so here we go. macron calls snap election after surge of far right. this is the guardian . so right. this is the guardian. so you can take that with a pinch of salt. but at the same time marine le pen isn't exactly centrist i would argue. yeah, and this is after the european elections and the, the macron's party was dealt a bit of a crushing blow, le pen's party had 30, whereas his party got about 15. and the socialists got about 15. and the socialists got about 15. and the socialists got about 15. he's more sort of centrist, so he's calling he's like, oh, well, we're really behind. so you know what we're going to do? let's do a rishi, let's call some legislative , let's call some legislative, elections. although you say do a rishi, he actually says, i can't pretend that nothing happened. yeah. that's what rishi did for ages. yeah. they ploughed on through two extra prime ministers. maybe. but, we'll see

what, impact this is. i don't really , because there's the really, because there's the presidential elections as well. he's got two more years on that to go. but if this is just i mean , it's strange to have mean, it's strange to have a politician kind of put their hands up and go. and it also is it a way is it a possibility of sort of calling the their bluff? what happens? a lot of times is the centrists and the socialists tend to gang together when it comes to the actual their country's elections. and it gets real with the right or far right getting into power, they tend to 90, getting into power, they tend to go, actually, you know what? let's let's keep them out. yeah. and we can remember what it was like to have those european elections on that far back in the past. was it, you know, when the past. was it, you know, when the meps were voted for you can you can do a protest vote in those elections because it didn't really make a difference and you would end up with huge amount of brexit party , eu amount of brexit party, eu members of parliament, and i'm not sure if that's how it works in france. there's lots of things i'm not sure about the parliamentary process in france, pronounced croissant, croissant on the wrong side and chocolate , on the wrong side and chocolate, all that sort of stuff, however, this does feel like a french

revolution. it does a little bit, and i think it does remove macron's, mandate to some degree, because she, as in she le pen, marine le pen is receiving double the amount of votes that his party is receiving. even if you put together the centrist party and the socialist party's result, she is still slightly ahead, so, so i think i think he's being shrewd. i assume he's confident with this calling this general election that he might get back in if he does it now, because it's there is a fag paper you can put between the two, it was not like in the uk. are you going to do an ofcom complaint? yeah si king. yeah. my god, what did i just encourage? also, i'm not an expert on france either, but i believe it translates to the pen. so they go moving on to the pen. so they go moving on to the times paul, a lovely bit of french there, tories must embrace farage as braverman . so? embrace farage as braverman. so? so, suella braverman. obviously formerly, of the conservative party cabinet has twice. yes, twice has said that the

conservative party needs to embrace nigel farage as senior tories begin discussing the future of the party in the wake of a torrid few days for rishi. now it has been a torrid few days for rishi, largely because he let starmer and farage stand in the photograph opportunity at d—day that he should have been there as the prime minister of there as the prime minister of the uk. now i really we'll cover that later, but irrespective of that later, but irrespective of that and irrespective of what you think of nigel farage, he's a shrewd and successful politician. he essentially made brexit happen without ever stepping a foot inside westminster as an mp. so she has a point. a lot of tory voters would agree with a lot of nigel farage's rhetoric and his policies. josh, is she saying they need to control him and silence him? which is what david cameron tried to do when he thought, i know also that little referendum . yeah, i think he referendum. yeah, i think he seems to be always sort of one step ahead of the tories. he's obviously splitting the vote now, that could be. absolutely. i mean, it was not looking good and now it's really not looking

good. yeah for the tories. and as she points out, there's not that much to do. certainly the right of the tory party and what reform are saying. so yeah they, they, they kind of do. but the question is do they bring them on board or how do they make peace? like what is the peace offering that they're going to. they would sort of what the leadership or are we talking, some ferrero rocher i don't know. it's immigration isn't it. surely it's immigration. that's the thing. and i think that's the thing. and i think that's the key topic of this election . the key topic of this election. but it won't change the result because it doesn't matter. it really doesn't matter what the tories offer that people are just deciding they want red instead of blue. now it's going to be the same sort of policies, but they've just had enough of this particular party. also, it may be where you work, but i think cost of living crisis is going to get quite a bit of mention as well. we might think it's the immigration, i would say for the immigration. i mean, our viewers may feel very different, but yes, i don't

think that is the issue of the action. what i think farage has done, though, has, has made it an issue of the election, not in terms of for the politicians . terms of for the politicians. and that's probably why he did exactly what he's done. yeah right. >> to the daily mail. >> to the daily mail. >> josh, what are they going with? yeah, it's very sad, my brilliant husband michael. so very nearly made it. this is doctor michael mosley. he was found, i think, 80 yards back from the hotel. he'd been out in the hot sun, grease, walking. and obviously that's incredible dangers to, to showing how you should be hydrated and, it's a weird one because he's become kind of famous for the health kick and doing these documentaries , you know, we were documentaries, you know, we were all, like, having a big laugh about it, remember? you were, like, really making lots of jokes about it before the show, and i said it just wasn't. yeah, come on. really, but, yeah, it's that. was that steve's career ?

that. was that steve's career? normally zoning jokes about that . he's fine. no, that's a good point. it's. look, it's, anyone dying ? but, of course, there's dying? but, of course, there's going to be a little bit of an irony here, but in terms of he i think he's 67, and i mean , think he's 67, and i mean, people seem more obsessed about i don't know if it's the media making it more like i said, but like the daily going through all the newspapers, they were just so many articles about him all day and i was thinking, was he that famous? and is it? it might just be because of this kind of irony of him being this kind of on a health kick and, and, and then obviously dying. yeah. that's we'll try and fit this one in as well. now do you want to do your joke. no. my joke. oh to do yourjoke. no. my joke. oh we've run out of time. no, but i will say that was so funny. this section with the star. paul. what have they gone with? mystic veg ? bet england to win. so this veg? bet england to win. so this is the asparagus. psychic tip. england will win the euro says the world famous. she is world famous, apparently, asparagus , famous, apparently, asparagus, which is by all accounts,

somebody who can predict the future using asparagus. somebody who can predict the future using asparagus . wow. and future using asparagus. wow. and no one's scrutinised the process. the process . i don't process. the process. i don't really i don't think there's been any sort of double checking by scientific research. no boffins on the front page . no boffins on the front page. no boffins on the front page. no boffins at all. no seagulls, no boffins, no stephen allen checking it out. however, she has said it doesn't say how the asparagus told us, but the asparagus told us, but the asparagus has said england will win. steve so it might not be true. that's what you're saying? well, i would also say that her. her house smells. yeah, like like we. yeah. well, that's the front page is dealt with, but, coming up, rishi faces another d—day. she's not going to sue, is she? she's. she might. she might. rishi faces another d—day. and coming after

next. welcome back to headliners. i'm stephen allen , still here with stephen allen, still here with the very sexy josh howie. who's

been updating the autocue and paul cox, josh, to the guardian. it seems that rishi sunak doesn't always leave things early , which is a shame for some early, which is a shame for some tories. oh, nice. nice link , so tories. oh, nice. nice link, so sunak will absolutely , sunak will absolutely, absolutely. he will absolutely remain tory leader despite d—day blunder . remain tory leader despite d—day blunder. ally remain tory leader despite d—day blunder . ally says so. so that blunder. ally says so. so that means he's gone. he's gone . no. means he's gone. he's gone. no. you know what it is. the whole framing of that and this is in the guardian is the fact that they've had to call someone up to ask the question that then becomes the headline, this is the dark arts of journalism. and the dark arts of journalism. and the fact that someone even has to sort of quantify that is the point of the story. so that's that's really all it is. mel stride the work and pensions is like, no, he will, he will. and then that becomes the story because it's not like you went out into the world and said, no, he's that. he's obviously had a disastrous, week or so. it's not

great where you have to apologise for that five years, whatever it is, but i liked her, her, her sort of, little , what her, her sort of, little, what do you call it? little speech, little present. you know , the little present. you know, the way the. no, just the. okay, this is her comment on it. she said he's deeply regrets that he's he very i know him very personally, deeply. and he's deeply tragic. she's basically there's a lot of deepness that's been going on there in her statement. and, he's kind of beenin statement. and, he's kind of been in hiding for the last couple of days. we. yeah. we'll see. hoping for it to blow over , see. hoping for it to blow over, but i just think that people it's going to make journalists more angry. it's not like they're going to in two days time, they're going to suddenly not mention it. and in one election, boris johnson got in a fridge for a few minutes. and that's all people talked about for weeks. yeah, but this is bigger, isn't it? but the great thing about boris is introduced something equally ridiculous within an hour or two. so you just don't know what to talk about. but rishi here is a massive own goal is unbelievable

. it's the sort of thing that should never, ever happen. i mean , it's the 80th mean, it's the 80th commemoration of d—day. all he's got to do is hang around for another hour and get in the photograph. and it's done. now i you can kind of excuse him for, for maybe , but he's not making for maybe, but he's not making the decisions. and the reason i can say you can excuse him is because he can be very busy. he doesn't where he's going to be for one hour to the next, and perhaps he forgot, but he's got a whole team of well paid people that should have been able to advise him. but apparently they made the arrangement to have the interview with itv at that point interview with itv at that point in time. so i don't know who to believe . it's just they're believe. it's just they're inept, but there's more to this because it was claimed that this booking was made before he called the general election, which doesn't make any sense. if the thing he was doing was an interview about the election. well, i'll tell you what happened before they called the general election. depher day 80 years previously, it's been like 79 years of practice. and now for the 80th. could have sparked that one. but the interesting thing is, sorry, it's about the story is really the article is

about who's going to take over and that's yeah, they're like, is boris johnson going to be coming back or penny morton and really what we're seeing now is the most exciting of element of this national election is who's going to be the next tory leader. and that's really almost feels like what this election is becoming about. >> this is what happens with doctor who. >> you get towards the end of it and you just worried about who's going to be the next one. so watch still watch. i didn't watch still watch. i didn't watch doctor who. i had a girlfriend. 73 yards was oddly a good episode. i was i was going to diss the entire series, but it's doing all right. >> paul, the i paper, regardless of who wins, people don't think the election will improve things. >> so you finally spotted the pattern? yeah, exactly. labour yet to convince voters on key policy areas. poll shows. so this is in the eye news. i mean, it's like there are 9 to 10 paragraphs here of how explaining how tory policies are actually very popular. but the tories could never, ever get in power to deliver them . and then power to deliver them. and then in about paragraph 10 or 11 it says, despite labour's large polling lead, the and the expectation that the party will

lead the next, next government, there appears to be little optimism from the public that britain will improve significantly with sir keir in number 10. and for me this is disastrous for british politics. it doesn't matter which way you vote. you and i were discussing this and i always see, i always see, the tories , labour and lib see, the tories, labour and lib dems as a pyramid that just. and they change positions . you they change positions. you either have tories at the top, labour below. lib dems always tend to be at the bottom. they use them as and when they need to. over the course of 100 years. but the only the only change candidate at the moment is reform. now obviously a lot of people watching this on our channel are going to agree with that. but what the reason i say that. but what the reason i say thatis that. but what the reason i say that is every other colour is saying exactly the same thing using different words. reform. are whether you like it or not, and i'm not sure i like it. all colour of political parties, the colour of political parties, the colour of political party. yeah, yeah. just to double check. but but of course we know what we're getting is none of the above with regards to this, this vote. so whoever we for , vote we end so whoever we for, vote we end up with labour and we end up with the same mess. what we end

up with is four years of people going, well, do you remember 13 years of tories? yeah. but you say that. but you can only bring about change in a first past the post system by being the first past the post, and it yesterday the story was saying reform is going to be the actual opposition . like not opposition. like not technically. you'd have to have the second biggest number of seats in the house of commons for that to be true. absolutely true. but i mean, first of all, i'm a little bit shocked that to hear you have an opinion on doctor who . yeah. no, only that doctor who. yeah. no, only that it's just i've never heard you be so committed to, it winds me right up one side or the other. i'm just that's the closest. that's the most controversial thing that you've said. you really put yourself up. devils court episode was so bad. oh, the woke doctor who there. but so i can't i can't help mimic people. like, because , because i people. like, because, because i got paul next me now i'm like, but the thing is , i'm getting but the thing is, i'm getting big, big. my big hands. is sweating more. the point of this story is that , the point is, story is that, the point is, labour can't get any worse. i'm

that seems to be the gist of the labour's the totality of how they're selling themselves is vote for labour. it's not going to be as rubbish as i think that's the that's what they're kind of going for. we'll see that there's an incredible statistic here where 7% of, people in this poll predicted that there will be a conservative majority , and that conservative majority, and that just shows that we have some serious mental health issues within this country that need to be dealt with by the 11% are expecting a hung parliament. yeah. so maybe 18% of this country really needs some help. josh, the telegraph will vat on private schools stop all of those private school users from voting labour, which i'm sure they were going to do? yeah, of course they will. private school vat may swell, state school class sizes admit thornbury. now this is , emily thornberry, this is, emily thornberry, shadow education secretary and she has come onto gb news. she

did this morning. she came on to gb news. and this is this is part of the interview there. i think that is almost a news story in, in and of itself. we've have had labour politicians, but we're sort of slowly but surely that the, the more labour politicians that come on. and she came on the, camilla tomlin show and i just think that's a really good sign of, of not being a bunch of cowards and coming on and defending and fighting for their, for their or our positions or left wing positions as opposed to just leaving . i as opposed to just leaving. i just think it's a good sign. that's all i'm going to say as to what she was actually talking about. i kind of, disagree agree with her, but not that that that she's right in it probably will lead to larger states, but what she kind of she kind of dismissed it and was like, well, it's just going to be a short term thing. well, that short term thing. well, that short term thing. well, that short term thing is still going to have an impact on those

children. we know that larger class sizes leads to less attainment . and, whether you attainment. and, whether you agree with the policy or not, that's going to affect a fair amount of children . so that amount of children. so that that's scares me. it's, it's a it's a big bit i don't know why they're going all in on this and why they're making this such a big deal. because it's the one policy that is very much taxing the rich to give the money elsewhere. it's such an easy labour win. well, it's taxing the rich and also taxing taxing the rich and also taxing taxing the aspirant rich. i mean, you could argue that the system shouldn't exist in, in, in, in the, in a, in a, you know , i'm the, in a, in a, you know, i'm coming back to aspirant at some stage but plough on. i could do with one, i mean what i would say is you might go to one of those fancy schools that someone paid for, and you come back with aspirin. came to the middle one. all right. what's the word? aspirational aspirant might be? ineed aspirational aspirant might be? i need an aspirin. i had a coffee before the show. this ties a little bit too tight. i'm still reeling from how handsome i looked. that's what toilet. it is difficult when you're that good looking. josh, you might not like private schools, and you might dislike the fact that

people have sort of wealth and privilege. are able to obtain these privileged positions, such as private schools. however, they are aspirational, and a lot of people i even know, even i know people that are sending their kids to private schools at 20 and i am scum and at 20, 20, £4,000 a year, they are. they are aspirational for their children and they are. they are pulling their aspirin for their children, and they are pulling together the money to do that. so it's not just going to impact the very wealthy. it it falls into this kind of politics of envy position for me, you know, adam brooks of this parish, he contributed to this channel. he wrote a tweet about this today, and he called it spiteful. and i thought it was a really interesting word to use. it does feel a bit spiteful because it's spiteful against the people that they despise the most . people of they despise the most. people of money. and we're talking thornbury here and congratulations for coming on despise. i don't think that it is despised. i think that the whole point is not to exacerbate

the class system , and that the class system, and that giving this unarguably unfair advantage. now, of course, that's why people pay that amount of money, because they want to give their children an advantage. the question is what's fair? what's fair is for the most people and in this case, the i, what they're saying is that it's going to be these smaller, independent schools that are going to shut and places like eton, which is the true privilege, are really not going to be affected by it at all. is that fair? it's all it all. is that fair? it's all it all comes down to fairness at the end of the day. but i think that these schools should just eat it. i want a very angrily counter that i can no , i mean, i counter that i can no, i mean, i think someone made the point that the actual price of these things over the last ten years have gone up way more than inflation. so if anyone should pay inflation. so if anyone should pay the vat, it should be the school, not the parents. yeah. and why is it a charity? yeah, it's. well is it a luxury? i still don't like it, the daily mail. it seems the police in sweden have a hard time. they have to build the cases themselves. no, i'm thinking of ikea. this is actually a big hit piece from from the mail, steve. it really is. and it's something that's been brewing for a while,

and now it's in the mail. so some people might, view it sceptically. but, which i think is like aspirin, not our audience. hey, guys. but, how sweden become a haven for mafia gangs and the eu's gun crime capital off the back of surging migration as murders surge. police and politicians say the nafion police and politicians say the nation is at crisis point. now. this is an exclusive. i was saying in the mail and it finds basically the uncontrolled migration and, poorly managed multiculturalism and neglect of localism, most importantly, leads to this thing. and it's led to it. it's a case in point where sweden, because they are a great example of this wider european eu experiment that we have seen, particularly on the left of politics, where they have tried their very best to make immigration look very inclusive in order to bolster the economy. and in doing so, and not controlling it and not taking into account local problems, people are now starting to vote with their eyes. they're looking at it. we're not getting people surge towards the far right as the

guardian might tell you. what they're doing is they're seeing that it they're doing is they're seeing thatitis they're doing is they're seeing that it is only the right that are talking about these issues and what and what the mail has discovered here is that it's just become this cesspit. now, you can talk, you know, that might seem like really strong language to use, considering we're talking about people of different ethnicity . but i don't different ethnicity. but i don't mean that. what i mean is there is just complete out of control in terms of, the people and the city and the crime. and it just doesn't seem to be a way of managing it. well, i just don't think it's got anything to do with ethnicity. and it's interesting the way they phrase it here. meanwhile, sweden's share of non—western population grew from 2% to 15% in just 20 years. that's huge. but the way they frame that is non—western. we're talking about cultural values here. there's it's a huge article. it's in a very and dense and certainly large, very much from the male, to really kind of get into it, much from the male, to really kind of get into it , we've, but kind of get into it, we've, but they've , we've, we're in a they've, we've, we're in a situation in the uk where our

government won't publish the data of the crime data and how it correlates to country of birth . and they they have that birth. and they they have that data and they very deliberately won't do it. and there are various people out there trying to force the government to reveal that data. and i feel like it's only when we can do aukus from a place of facts and evidence that that that change can happen for the better for everybody. and that's what is happening now in sweden, which is a very, very liberal country, because , as you say, there's the because, as you say, there's the murder rate has just shot through the roof, sorry. bad phrasing. i genuinely didn't, mean that, but we're going to have to have similar conversations here. and if we don't have these conversations in, in a, in a mature fashion, and if the left just leave it to the right to have it, then you're handing this topic over to the right to, to take ownership of it. and that is, i think, a risk. well that's it

for part two. but coming up, the milkshake thrower is milking something how. now. and do you have a cervix.

break. welcome back to headliners. paul the daily star now. and the woman who threw a milkshake at nigel farage is an only models fan. >> so what she did to him is not a million miles away from what she gets at work, right? >> raisi model who chucked milkshake on nigel farage claims she made 40 k since. hang on. well exactly. so she said thrown stuff at him every night. but why did we not? i mean, it's a good point, but we don't look like her, i guess, she said she got 2000. well josh does, josh does, of course, she says you've got 2000 more followers on each of her two subscription pages. her name is, victoria thomas bowen and victoria currently has two online subscription pages,

one that's charged at £6.29 a month and the other offering slightly more uncensored subscription is 1259 a month. that's the one i went for. yeah, that's the one. yeah. and you can, you can, you can, you can dial in and talk to her. sometimes she'll talk back. i mean, i understand, do you know what though? this is for me , all what though? this is for me, all this stuff. so i've got to be quite light about this stuff. she's attacked. she's attacked a politician who's on the campaign trail right now. i don't care if who that is. and i get i get quite annoyed about this because it's quite a serious thing for me. if you were out there as a politician and under a threat of attack, and it's very easy to undermine this if it, you know, we would, i would say we i may have laughed if that had happened to anybody. and, and you know, it's not that unamusing for some people that it happened to nigel farage, but it's quite a serious crime. and what's happened since is that she's been able to monetise this to her benefit by just selling subscriptions to people watching her nude on the internet. it's

the free market. it's the invisible hand, i mean , which i invisible hand, i mean, which i think is something you can pay for, but, yeah, it's what they want, isn't it? well, it's. she was charged with assault by beating, and there's a lot of beating, and there's a lot of beating going anyone. so. but, yeah, she was in jail for eight hours. she's now been charged, and for beating and criminal damage. and the question is , of damage. and the question is, of course, what should the punishment be? now, i agree with you, paul . this is you know, you, paul. this is you know, there is humour here somewhat . i there is humour here somewhat. i mean, she's fit and, you know, ish, i mean, if you like that type, she's no josh howie. no, no, of course not. but, but at the same time, this does. i mean, she herself says it wasn't a publicity stunt. she did actually . yeah. sorry. i meant actually. yeah. sorry. i meant to say publicity, but she was. she said, oh, she called. her mum was like, oh, i'm. i happen to have a there's nigel farage. and it happened before. that's the point. this stuff leads to what is it going to become a theme. and she that's it's not a good thing to encourage. and so that's the whole point of having sentences and people going to

jail is because then it will discourage it. and when you actually see, yes, of course, it seems somewhat comical, but yeah, that could have been any substance and it could be a much greater degree of violence that then inspired so you have the proceeds of crime act as well, don't we? which means surely if she's made this money by committing a crime, farage could be making some onlyfans money could anyway, and hopefully it'll be cash. hopefully demands it. cash, josh the express ageism doesn't get the same respect that other forms of discrimination get. >> i would say they should get down on one knee, but, never get back up again. down on one knee, but, never get back up again . very nice, back up again. very nice, ageism. now, the most widespread form of discrimination in the uk. now, i need to be careful with this story because we did a gig this week for headliners, fans and also going out this weekend and doing some gigs in manchester and leeds and meeting a lot of headliners fans. i will say that just as a general observation that you guys are old and i love it, i love it. it was yeah, i'm not old. old, not like great, not grandma, old,

but like retirees, early retirees, whatever . had some met retirees, whatever. had some met some great people, so i don't want to alienate our fan base. might be a bit late by now, but you think? you think so? but there i was saying monday. you guys know your old come on, you know you're old. they love. and by the way, they love it. they love it. people like so excited to talk about headliners and people are watching it on, you know, some of them watching on youtube and what it's like kids on youtube for them. they've got. yeah, exactly. so this is a push by independent age, age uk, the centre for ageing better and the centre for ageing better and the national pensioners convention, pensioners convention. they've all come together . all the old, the old together. all the old, the old groups have all come together in a super old wrinkly group. early meeting done by our for. a super old wrinkly group. early meeting done by our for . and meeting done by our for. and they're saying that there's the 13 million retirees out there , 13 million retirees out there, they need some representation now, what they don't mention is that they do have representation. they're called the tory party and they as long as they keep that triple lock in place, cheap shot . it's all place, cheap shot. it's all good.i place, cheap shot. it's all good. i know it was a cheap

shot, but it had to be done. but there are some real issues in terms of and one of the main ones seems to be accessing technology and in terms of iphone usage or smartphone usage, there's a big discrepancy. 95% of under 40s have a iphone or smartphone, and only 55. and when it comes to over 65, so there is a real, discrepancy there between abilities to like, get to entertainment, but also to access services, parking and whatnot. so, i don't know if they you guys don't don't tweet me. i mean, they're not going to tweet me. they're not on twitter. it's all fine. oh, don't be angry with me if i say i don't think there necessarily needs to be a special age sa, i think that there are definitely issues that affect older people and that should be addressed. but whether there needs to be a minister for it, see what the government says. well, i was there monday. i, i don't see age and these people that we met all every single one of them beautiful, especially the ones that come up and took

photographs of me. i thought you were especially beautiful. so keep, keep doing all that. they have the camera points in the right way. i think they did, no. anyway, this is a recent poll. found that 3 in 4 of those age 65 and over do not believe the society understands the issues facing the uk's 13 million retirees. now three out of four, 75. so i looked at the statistics in in 2021, the census show census showed that there was 19. over 65, 19% of there was 19. over 65, 19% of the population were over 65, which leaves 6% left, which i am assuming is probably the carers . assuming is probably the carers. so this is probably an actual problem because because most, most people don't know what it's like to be over 65 and therefore they don't know what comes with it. and we always have this image of people over 65 just living this dream because, you know, they've invested in property that they bought, watching headliners on repeat over and over. but there are problems for them. and, and prostate. prostate. yeah. you know, and all that sort of bedwetting i don't know. it must be, it must be more than just 6%

being the carers. they must be because some of the 19% will have forgotten what it's like to be over 65. so some of that you've got to include the. yeah, it's a good point, steve. i just i just thought it was very interesting because when i saw three out of four, i thought 75, that must include some of the over 65. but it doesn't necessarily just happen with your little maths thing. there. did the chief executive of centre for ageing better said ageism is one of the most widespread forms of discrimination in the uk. but she sort of said like ageism, it's one of the oldest. okay, sorry. i'm sorry, i'm sorry of an old theory, paul, the daily mail . mail. >> it turns out that calling women people with a cervix isn't trans friendly enough. i would just say to our viewers, strap in for this one top cancer charity. no, don't not, not strap on top. cancer charity apologised for his apologises for using the word cervix instead of trans friendly front hole . come on, come on. at least hole. come on, come on. at least say traditional entrance or

some. i mean, this is by the way i should give hole is where you put a vhs. this is ridiculous. the canadian cancer society recognised that many trans men and non—binary people have mixed feelings about or feel distance from the word cervix. who cares? a furthermore, according to the canadian cancer society, again, anyone with a cervix, regardless of gender or sexual orientation , of gender or sexual orientation, should get regular cervical cancer screenings or pap smears by the age of 25. this is extraordinary times . honestly, i extraordinary times. honestly, i don't know. it doesn't matter where you come down this debate and please do give some balance, steve. but somebody with a penis doesn't need to go and have their cervix checked. honestly, don't waste your time. the there's no one else pointing out there's no one else pointing out the fact that the cervix isn't the fact that the cervix isn't the hole. yeah. no. yeah. >> badly named. what are you doing? >> i mean, i know that's not the big issue you've got, but you need the hole to see the cervix. look, i know i have to get to the cervix, if that's what

you're asking. i remember i've seen it written on the wall at waterloo . steve. i know, mate, waterloo. steve. i know, mate, but yeah, this is. >> it's an interesting take, isn't it? >> well, i mean, it just shows that canada is becoming one of the most backward countries in the most backward countries in the world when they can't even refer to bodily science and allocate the right organs to the. can't wait for the textbooks though, like fig 1.2. and they've got to call it. i mean it's so it's so disgusting and women out there . women i and women out there. women i mean how despicable able to have their, private parts referred to as a front hole. it's just it's incredibly offensive . and that's incredibly offensive. and that's the whole movement really summed up in that the desire to be kind and welcoming ends up then offending and being more offensive to the vast majority. so it's totally ridiculous. by the way, it's not just canada. a couple of months ago, there was ovarian cancer action in the uk said, can men get ovarian cancer 7 said, can men get ovarian cancer ? no. that's it. no that's it for part three. all tied up and

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welcome back to headliners. josh to the telegraph . young people to the telegraph. young people don't watch football. it's almost as if it's boring seeing other people run around on grass for ages. yes. how gen z could throw tv football into an existential crisis. so this is, younger audiences shunning live broadcasts. and this is going to be the first time where it's going to we're going to kind of see this , that the younger see this, that the younger generation's watching habits bear fruit. and this is a scary time for mainstream media like itv and bbc. they've they've spent a lot of money on the football. and the question is, will younger kids be able to tear themselves away from tiktok and whatnot? i was at a i went to a football match because my son forced me to. i'm not a

football fan, but we went and what was mental to me was to see how many people were watching the match on their phones whilst they were at the game and they'd spend, you know, £75 for a ticket because you get the replays on your phones. i think, it is an interesting time for legacy media, i don't think the business model for football is not a problem for football. this is a problem for legacy media. the business model doesn't rely on television. it relies on licensing and advertising. so basically, as long as you've got the licence , you can watch it. the licence, you can watch it. so you can license it anyway. you can license it on tiktok. you can license it on tiktok. you can license it on instagram, and that will draw the advertisers in what we've seen at places like itv, for instance , is that they have dropped advertising by 8% in the last financial year, which has meant they've got to try and find savings of £50 million. and we know that because , people are know that because, people are turning away from legacy media in the sense that they don't need to watch on television anymore, there's no need. people don't traditionally sit down as a family at 5 or 6:00, after they all get back from the mine

or wherever you guys worked up and watch television , it just and watch television, it just doesn't happen anymore. and whether we like that or not is irrespective. so i don't think football, for instance, i think football, for instance, i think football and sport is just as popular as has always been. the medium in which we watch it through will be different. i think. fair enough. let's move on to josh. we're looking at the telegraph, and you don't have to be mad to work in pakistan's only gay club. no, wait a minute. you do? yeah. this is really interesting, man detained in mental hospital after trying to set up pakistan's first gay club. he's not mental. he's. but pakistan, it is illegal to be gay, and he he's he's trying to set up a club in abbottabad, which is where osama bin laden was found and killed. and it's quite a conservative area, i think he was going to call the club a bottle. good. okay that's absolutely superb. i wonder why you like. we've definitely got to make sure we do that story, because you had that gem ready to go, didn't you? but, but it's a really interesting thing in

muslim countries because , muslim countries because, there's obviously a huge amount of homophobia, but there's still going to be the same number of gay, same proportion of gay people. and i'm talking like real gay people, as opposed to the fake lgbt, the shia plus that seems to have taken over the west, where they're not actually gay at all, but they, you know, people pretending because they once kissed a girl that they're bi or whatever. but. perry. yeah. katy perry, and, but they have something in muslim countries, if i remember correctly, called gay thursdays where they, they can then have lots of gay sex on thursday, and then they sort of on friday. that's when you atone for your sins. so you can then that's what i heard was that the nightclub plan? he feels like you might have overlapped. oh, okay. well anyway. but they got local politicians, got wind of this , and we're like, this is this, and we're like, this is insane. and we're gonna kill lots of people and be. you know, the point is that they're not exactly, massively enlightened when it comes to , homosexuals. when it comes to, homosexuals. they're saying they're going to douse the building with petrol and set it on fire, and then added at the end, free palestine disco inferno , the, paul will

disco inferno, the, paul will look at the times and women are better at sport during their penod better at sport during their period so that levels the playing field during that trans issue thing. yes, it certainly will. i'm i'm sharper and more focused. why women can play better on their period. athletes say that their experience backs up, backed up by a study that shows women's accuracy , mental shows women's accuracy, mental agility and reaction times are heightened while they are menstruating, and who would argue with them ? is what i would argue with them? is what i would say. no, i mean, this is really interesting. i mean, it's really interesting. i mean, it's really interesting. and from the perspective that women's sport is now much more at the forefront of things, it's it almost feels it is, though, isn't it? it's almost as if women's sport didn't exist until the lionesses done quite well in the lionesses done quite well in the world cup. it was. it's been around for a very long time, but there has now been a university study to prove this to be true , study to prove this to be true, and they didn't expect to see it, but they need to do a study on the men of partners who are on the men of partners who are on their periods, how they're doing. >> can you do this in 45 seconds, josh, pagan pagan prisoners allowed ones, tarot

cards and alters, but not nudity. that's the telegraph . nudity. that's the telegraph. this is a breakdown, really, of the religious affiliation. in our prisons. and now pagans are the fourth biggest religion in. and i didn't know this, but they're saying it might be a right wing thing. i didn't know there was a sort of correlation between pagans. everything's right wing. josh. well, yeah. including religion and. but they're allowed ones. but i would say i wouldn't want ones to be in print like that. could be a shiv. the nudity feels less threatening than, say , can you threatening than, say, can you really play with the wand if you're not nude? steve well, i mean, i could answer that in a very separate thing. and there's , got a video to show you later, but so, sadly, we've run out of time again, the show is nearly oven time again, the show is nearly over, so let's take a quick look at monday's front pages once more. the daily mail goes with my brilliant husband, michael, so very nearly made it the telegraph. macron trounced in right wing eu surge, the times tories must embrace farage, says braverman and the guardian. macron calls snap election after surge of far right. the i goes

with labour yet to convince voters on key policy areas, poll shows and the daily star. mystic veg bet on england to win. if you listen to vegetables, that's all we've got. time for. thank you very much. to my guest, josh howie and paul cox. josh will return tomorrow even sexier with andrew doyle and nick dixon . and andrew doyle and nick dixon. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. have yourself a good one. until next time . time. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boiler rachel ayers sponsors of weather on . gb news. sponsors of weather on. gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather from the met office. so plenty of rain around for many of us overnight tonight, but there will be some dner tonight, but there will be some drier and brighter interludes to start on monday. this frontal system sinks its way south and eastwards overnight sunday and into the start of monday, but high pressure is never too far away. out towards the southwest, those frontal systems bring

areas of rain that have affected northern ireland today across parts of wales, central and northern parts of england, through the early hours of monday morning, generally turning drier across northern ireland and parts of scotland, where it's likely to turn chilly under those clear spells. perhaps a touch of grass frost in places, but a much milder start across much of england and wales, and quite a damp start too, as that area of rain slowly pushes its way south and eastwards through the morning. for scotland, though, despite a chilly start, there will be plenty of sunny spells through the morning across the very far north. plenty of showers though, pushing their way southwards as we go towards the afternoon. but for southern parts of scotland, northern ireland, even northwestern parts of england, plenty of sunny spells to start the day. wales will also see some sunshine through the morning , but for much of england morning, but for much of england it's generally a cloudier start to the day and that heavy rain could cause some disruption dunng could cause some disruption during the morning rush hour. that rain continues to push its way eastwards as we go through the rest of monday morning and in towards the afternoon, but closely followed by plenty of heavy showers pushing their way southwards , these perhaps southwards, these perhaps turning quite persistent across

parts of scotland. and they could be quite heavy in places. the best of the sunshine across parts of wales and southwest england. but temperatures still disappointing for the time of yeah disappointing for the time of year. only 18 or 19 degrees in the south and around 10 to 12 degrees further north. tuesday generally starts a little bit dnen generally starts a little bit drier, though there will still be plenty of showers around, particularly across parts of scotland and along eastern coast as well, and generally a bit of as well, and generally a bit of a cloudier day, particularly as we head towards the afternoon . we head towards the afternoon. the showers perhaps not quite as heavy in eastern parts of england as they're going to be on monday, but still some showers around on wednesday as well. there is further outbreaks of rain likely on the way through wednesday and thursday, but temperatures slowly on the rise looks like things are heating up. >> boxt boilers spot of weather on

asa as a conservatives today pledged to recruit 8000 new police officers. labour pledges to help working parents by creating 3000 new school based nurseries . new school based nurseries. tributes are flowing, flowing for tv doctor michael mosley after his body was found after a four day search in greece . four day search in greece. >> a night of election bombshells in europe as emmanuel macron calls a snap french election as right wing parties surge and in the sport this morning, harry kane called the loss to iceland a nice wake up call ahead of the euros. >> it may well be. it was a wet montreal as max verstappen won the canadian grand prix yesterday and carlos alcaraz becomes only the seventh player in history to win grand slams on three different surfaces as he

won the french open yesterday. >> hello,