a man in game, police shot a man in hamburg ahead of another euros match. this was the moment that shots were fired at the attacker, who was armed with an axe . officers say the suspect axe. officers say the suspect was also carrying a molotov cocktail, which he tried to light before approaching several people, including police officers. we now know the attacker is being treated for his injuries here. detectives have named the man they want to find in connection with a fatal hit and run in coventry on friday. dollars alexander's, who's 21, is wanted on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving. 12 year old keiton slater was hit by a black bmw just after 430 on friday afternoon. police are now urging anyone with information to come forward . the police officer, who forward. the police officer, who rammed an escaped cow in surrey, has been removed from his frontline duties while an investigation takes place. the ten month old calf, who is now

back with her owners, was running loose in staines on friday night when it was attacked by the vehicle. police say they've referred the incident to the independent office for police conduct politics, and the tories are being warned they face electoral extinction, with polling firm savanta saying time is close to running out for the prime minister and in a separate poll for the times newspaper, survation says the conservatives could have the lowest ever vote share under rishi sunaks leadership. they're predicting the party will win just 72 seats in next month's general election. it's also forecasting labour's on course to take 456 seats, surpassing the 1997 landslide and reform uk expected to get seven seats. ukraine has been told that the european union will stand by the country for as long as it takes to secure peace. the majority of 90 countries to take part in a two day summit in switzerland have signed that final declaration,

calling for nuclear plants and ports to be secured under ukraine's control for food not to be weaponized and for all prisoners of war to be released . prisoners of war to be released. those are the headlines. for more, you can sign up to gb news alerts. just scan the code on your screen or go to our website. now, though, it's time for headliners . for headliners. >> thank you. sam. hello and welcome to headliners. this is your nightly run through the next day's newspapers with three comedians. i'm leo kearse and tonight i'm joined by headliners legends. it's steve n allen and the man with more unsold calendars than milli vanilli is louis shaffer. >> but they're only on sold now. but they could be ordered. i'll put my got some there. >> everyone loves the calendar in june. >> don't we just go to lewis shaffer dot co.uk.co.uk.

>> no not even a.com. >> it's on. »- >> it's on. >> well you've bought new batteries for that sign i appreciate that. yeah. anyway that's the pleasantries out of the way. let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. the daily mail leads with has labour let the cat out of the bag on tax. the telegraph has labour net zero plans 1.5. in fact, that's a £45 billion tax black hole . the guardian has new calls hole. the guardian has new calls on starmer to discard tories two child benefits limit the times leads with go for the jugular. sunakis leads with go for the jugular. sunak is urged the i news has labour accused of watering down housing reform pledges. and finally, the daily star has the hangoven finally, the daily star has the hangover. that's all the people taking the day off sick tomorrow after the football and those were front pages . and let's have were front pages. and let's have a closer look at monday's front pages, starting with the telegraph. steve, what have they

got.7 >> got? >> well, i mean, down the bottom is a quick mention because this is a quick mention because this is public service broadcasting. i think listerine mouthwash may raise the risk of cancer, and it's to do with the bacteria in your mouth . apparently the cool your mouth. apparently the cool mint one's the bad one for you. really? so if you meet someone with bad breath, give them. tell them good news because they're likely to get the cancer raised there. >> i thought it would be the alcohol that would be raising the risk of cancer. >> no, they did a test and of all the flavours they found, the worst one and cool mint is the one to avoid because, well, if you wish to avoid it. so we should just use actually just carry on using whisky. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> that wasn't in the trial. so i guess it turns out it's fine okay. meanwhile you can be upset about this labour net zero plans £4.5 billion tax. black hole. this is according to claire coutinho, who says that starmer's net zero plan will leave the uk colder and poorer, at least in half of that. she understands the aim of stopping global warming. so i get well done. global warming. so i get well done . we would be colder than we done. we would be colder than we would have been if they stopped climate change. oh look, it's straight down the middle, isn't it? they half of people say, yeah, this is terrible. if you

stop the use of fossil fuels that will be the money that you need to spend to plug it. meanwhile, labour would say they're trying to create 650,000 jobs in renewables. and this is what i love about this. whenever there's an argument and the snp are involved, they think it's a really bad plan because this would take jobs from scotland and move them probably to like some research centre in china , some research centre in china, in china, the uk. you're even saying it in a trump way these days. >> china, china. >> china, china. >> but, yeah. so i mean , look, >> but, yeah. so i mean, look, of course the way to attack labour right now is to talk about tax all the time. yeah. >> and i mean, to be honest, this doesn't the plan to sort of stop north sea oil and gas, the green party and the labour party have gotit green party and the labour party have got it doesn't seem to make sense, like the idea of importing oil from saudi arabia, putting it in a boat and bringing it here is somehow more environmentally friendly than getting out of the ground in scotland. >> yeah, it kind of is, because it's coming from someplace else. and that's the whole that's the whole history of the climate change thing is about climate change. numbers are going down.

whatever the co2 were going down, because we're having everything made overseas . it's everything made overseas. it's still being made for us. we're still being made for us. we're still paying for it. and the truth is, climate change is not a real thing . a real thing. >> but do you think, i mean, because we saw in the euro elections that people who voted in 2019 for green parties , all in 2019 for green parties, all of a sudden decided that, you know, green wasn't the big issue anymore because the economy was was doing badly. so they they rejected the green parties across europe, lost, i think about 20 seats, so do you think this election , steve, people are this election, steve, people are going to sort of be thinking less about green issues and more about, you know, how do i feed my kids? >> definitely . it's like you've >> definitely. it's like you've zoomed into maslow's hierarchy of needs. yeah, people do care about eco. we think the same thing happened in 2008. i remember it there was loads of news about, chickens that you didn't want to have battery farming. it was terrible . no one farming. it was terrible. no one wanted the bad chicken. it was always the free range. they had like secondary education. these chickens have had a good upbringing and then credit crunch happens. i will buy the cheapest eggs. yeah. and you just swap around your needs. and if, if you are going through

economically bad times, all of the oh, let's save the planet talk has to go into second place because you can't afford to plough on. yeah. >> and louis, do you think the argument for climate change doesn't really work in the uk because this is a terminally cold and rainy nation ? i mean, i cold and rainy nation? i mean, i just saw scientists, scientific experts apparently saying we had the hottest may on record. why have they been outside? i mean, can they sunbathe in 13 degrees drizzle? >> we've been lied to and i think you know what it is at the end of the day is that people realise we've been lied to and, you know, in the, in the voting booth, that's where they have some control until until it's taken away from us by people like you. yeah but the point is, is that we is that climate change is not a real enough thing for britain. >> i mean, maybe if you live in a on a, on an atoll, even then, half a foot above sea level, rising sea levels are a problem . rising sea levels are a problem. scotland is made up of mountains. >> no, it's like the mouldy bit worried right now. they got a sweat on. and don't sweat if you're in norfolk. that's the last thing you should do is add more moisture. they're gone.

>> come on. we can build walls that stop water getting and it'll be fine. anyway, moving on to the guardian now. lewis, what have they got ? have they got? >> the guardian has, has, has staggering inequality in schools, green spaces . and this schools, green spaces. and this is they did they ran a study and they found out that the schools that the private kids go to with all the money they've got a lot of land. but basically these private schools are in like the countryside. so of course they're going to have a lot of land in the countryside. it's like saying it's like saying there are more cows in the countryside than there are in the city. that's what this is. and this is because this is the guardian. they want to like. they they hate somebody else having a good time. what is what do they say about about christianity or something? is that somebody, somewhere is having a better time, better time than you? >> yeah. yeah. this is the politics of envy. steve shirley . politics of envy. steve shirley. >> well, i mean, this is the phrase politics of envy. just gets trotted out whenever the idea of taxing someone with more . no. but in general, on this station and everywhere. right. if you tax someone with more, you don't like the idea of that. let's reframe it as envy. but

this this is just obvious. this shouldn't be something to complain about. shouldn't be something to complain about . yeah, if you're complain about. yeah, if you're paying complain about. yeah, if you're paying for a school, you expect it to have loads more . yeah. and it to have loads more. yeah. and also we sold off all the playgrounds anyway in the 80s and 90s. who did that? well, the all the councils , that's the all the councils, that's the problem there. >> but who allowed them to do that? that's his question steve. >> well yeah. the government's the labour government . the labour government. definitely. yeah. i'm not in favour of this. i think it's always, always worth remembering that it's only 7% of school kids who go to these schools. at the moment, we seem to be talking about private schools like, oh no, how dare you attack the hard working majority, the silent majority, no, 7% is not majority. >> but it does seem weird that labour are attacking private schools and they're going to raise tax on them because basically , if you're sending a basically, if you're sending a kid to private school, you've already paid through the tax that you paid. you've already paid for a space in a state school , and then you're paying school, and then you're paying for another space that your kid's using and in private school. so then you're going to have to take your kid out of private school, but in state school. and then the taxpayer is going to have to pay to educate that kid. it's absolute

insanity. >> it's the most labour thing to do, though, because if you want a tax that will hit the top 7% so that your voters who tend to not have gone to private school. yeah, would be in favour of it, entail that because they're thick. >> and i see that i see that as somebody's bottom 93% are thick, the bottom 93, 93% are thick. and i can say that because i went to state school and i am very thick, i don't agree with that. >> i think one you're of you're one of the best people on this program. and after right now, after me, after me. so it's like it's like even in the area that i live in, which i don't want to say because it'll be political, but they're building on parks. they built on a beautiful park right in peckham rye. >> and also, isn't inequality good because it gives people something to strive for. if there's no inequality , you can't there's no inequality, you can't be better than other people. so what's the point in being alive ? what's the point in being alive? >> i agree with that. i'm against all public schools anyway because they don't. you know, it's not that those state schools state well, they're using the term private. you're against education aren't you? i'm against i'm against the government taking money and putting schools. and they give it gives them too much power.

>> let's remember, though, that michael gove once said he wanted all schools to be above average. >> yeah. who taught him that? anyway, moving on to the guardian now, lewis, what have they got in the cover? >> oh, no. no, this is, sorry, times . times. >> oh, yeah, to the times. go for the jugular. sunak urged , for the jugular. sunak urged, ministers say that personal attacks on starmer are your best bet. now, that's because they think there's absolutely no hope. there's the line that they said that you should go for damage limitation. i don't know how you particularly fight battles where you come from, but the best way to get your troops rallying up is to give them a speech that says, we're not going to win this, guys. we are absolutely going to get our bottoms handed to us. let's try and damage the limitation right now. that's what the ministers are saying. they reckon the best thing to do is personally attack starmer, go for attacks about his personality . starmer, go for attacks about his personality. no. starmer, go for attacks about his personality . no. are you his personality. no. are you kidding me? all we've done is had years of saying he's boring and people have gone. do you know what? maybe that boring is less offensive than other things. yeah >> and also attacking somebody on their personality. they've got to have a personality. >> vie louis they they do. and the truth is , is that the way

the truth is, is that the way politics is set up in this country, people aren't voting for starmer , they're voting for starmer, they're voting against the tories, i guess, and the people who are tour tories are also voting against the tories. so and rishi sunak is not one to sit there and attack somebody else because he's what do they call that when someone is just so horrible that they themselves are? yeah. >> because rishi isn't a sort of nasty guy. he's not somebody like trump who's really good at, you know, attacking people and coming up with funny nicknames like, rishi is a nice guy, to be honest , i like, rishi is a nice guy, to be honest, i don't like, rishi is a nice guy, to be honest , i don't know if like, rishi is a nice guy, to be honest, i don't know if he's a nice guy or not, but he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who is of a high enough point to say, hey, let's make fun of somebody else. >> yeah, trump more and more is becoming that guy who's up there, but rishi sunak is not. >> yeah, well , finally, let's >> yeah, well, finally, let's have a look at the daily star. lewis, what have they got on the cover. >> coven >> the daily star is this is the hangover because serbia because england beat serbia one nil. typical england. this is the football, not the war. 20 years ago football. i don't know, sir. i think we beat them in a war. no, america had to get in there. nato and nato. nato which is america still one nil. yeah, still one nil. but it's a

typical. and i know enough about football to know how things are donein football to know how things are done in this country. they went ahead one nil and they said we got to protect the lead. was it the first minute they scored a goal or whatever and they got to protect a minute, 13th minute, whatever it is, the 13th minute and we've got to protect. you should defend that. steve >> no, i do think it's the right strategy because how embarrassing would it be after all of the gloating we english have done for a couple of days now? yeah. if we'd have lost in the first game. no this was the right strategy. >> yeah. playing it safe. if only scotland could do that. anyway, that's the front pages out of the way. but join us after the break for labour's cross channel. migrant plan, bbc bias and the end of woke capitalism. see you

welcome back to headliners with me, leo kerr . still with steve me, leo kerr. still with steve n allen and lewis schaefer . allen and lewis schaefer. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> kicking off this section with the telegraph and keir starmer

is taking the opposite approach to rishi on illegal immigrants instead of sending them to rwanda. he's giving them amnesty. steve. >> yes, apart from that's the total opposite of what's happening. but let's let's not let a headline ruin a great story. >> so in fairness , like rishi >> so in fairness, like rishi says, he's going to send them to rwanda and none of them go to rwanda and none of them go to rwanda . so i should imagine keir rwanda. so i should imagine keir starmer says he's going to give them amnesty and none of them will get it. >> good news. so labour to consider rwanda migrants for asylum within weeks of taking power. and it says in the telegraph worth remembering that the tory party accused them of introducing amnesty. here's what's happening, right, that laboun what's happening, right, that labour, they don't like the rwanda plan , the bill that gives rwanda plan, the bill that gives you the actual rwanda plan means that you can't then process these people as asylum seekers. but there's a clause in it. section 30 means, and that's the section that gives us the power over our asylum policy, then means that you can process them . means that you can process them. they've got a plan to fast track the ones that are more likely to be a no straight into a no to get them sent home. so what you've got is a situation where a democratically elected labour

government could be using a tory law to speed up sending people home. yeah, they've rebranded it as amnesty for some reason, but just for balance, the great thing about this is labour's pushback is to say , well, the pushback is to say, well, the rwanda plan means these people, if the flights never take off, are forced to stay here indefinitely. you're offering them amnesty. so they're both accusing each other of amnesty in both being wrong. welcome to modern day politics. >> i mean, that's , that's >> i mean, that's, that's a surprisingly in—depth and on the nose analysis there, i do apologise. yeah, that's not what we're used to on this show. >> well, i'll put a, put a, like a poke in it. whatever. they're lying. oh i can tell they're lying. oh i can tell they're lying because they're politicians and they want to get elected. >> but, louis, don't you think that in all seriousness , keir that in all seriousness, keir starmer knows he's got to get a handle on this issue and especially with the rest of europe turning to the right and becoming anti—immigrant , becoming anti—immigrant, anti—immigrant and probably becoming a more hostile, environment for illegal immigrants. they're going to be looking to come to the uk just as immigrants look to go to

ireland when we introduced the rwanda scheme, that never actually really happened. so don't you think he's going to have to, you know, start sending people doing some sort of remigration ? remigration? >> he doesn't have to. we can let the people come in and stay . let the people come in and stay. it's very good. they want people to come in. so i don't think i don't think they're going to. >> but i think we want people we want people to come in if they can abide by british values. and one of those values is being able to form an orderly queue. and if you're jumping that queue, come in. that's not british. >> what is going to happen is let me tell you what it's going to happen is, is they're going to happen is, is they're going to continue to let millions of people into the country until the country is completely swamped and it's totally taken over by team world. and then once it's taken over by team world, then it's going to be taken over by team muslim , and taken over by team muslim, and then that's the end of the country. it's nice to know in england you were amazing . england you were amazing. >> i mean, you seem to have elaborated and extrapolated on that. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> because, yeah, because he's saying what steve is saying is they're going to come in and they're going to come in and they're going to be evaluated here. and some of the ones who

are evaluated we don't like are going to be kicked out. how many are going to be kicked out? 5, 10, 20. that means 80% are going to stay. >> are you doing that lovely thing of doing? i'm asking a question and i don't know the answer. so my guess must be true. yeah, right. >> exactly. i don't want to hear your answer. >> the point is, i mean, i guess, i guess recent history has shown us that louis guess is correct. people are allowed to come in and basically everybody gets to stay. i mean, even people who, you know, do horrific things, we even give the hamas chiefs council houses. it's insanity. >> yeah. and just as a reminder, the last 14 years, the people who are now making the argument all about we're going to be tough on on migration, well, you should have been tough for 14 years. i'll tell you what. we'll let you ignore the first four because that was coalition territory. but since then you really should have stepped up. >> that's a very good point. moving on. we've got the telegraph again. europe is going to use artificial intelligence to use artificial intelligence to filter out dodgy british tourists. >> well, this is one of those stories. british tourists may face lie detector tests when trying to enter the eu, but they're going to be i, i don't understand, i it's only lately

that i've finally begun to think maybe i is a bit dangerous, but they've been doing this for years. they look at people and they use another. hey. hi. you're black. we're not letting you in. that's that's sort of an ai thing they've used, but they haven't used that e that's just made that up. they used that al they do is making things up. they do. they used to look at people. they say, we don't like the way you look and we've got you on. i don't think that's ever happened, ever happened. it happened before . what's his happened before. what's his name? tony blair took over anyway, the point is , is that anyway, the point is, is that there's been these these plans, there's been these these plans, the what the europeans are doing, they want to say, look, we're still important. we're not going to let you into the country if you're british. >> so this is i mean, is this some sort of revenge for brexit? >> well, it's written like that, but this is a policy that the eu is going to have for people coming in from other countries. we've made ourselves one of those other countries. yeah, but we're britain, so we should get special better than those other countries. i don't know how much it's going to slow us down as well. basically, it's not even a lie detector. they've written that up as if somehow you'll be polygraphed up with all stuff strapped on your arm. it's just

like, you know, when you're trying to buy stuff and asda reminds you that they've got a camera looking at your face. so when you're filling in a form, it's going to do that. and if ai detects that you look a bit shifty, it will flag you to a human. okay, i mean, good, maybe i wouldn't pass, but i don't mind people checking on shifty people. >> yeah, i'm slightly worried about going on holiday now. well, the telegraph now and bbc apparently stands for biased bolshevik communists. steve this is a lovely story. >> tories accused bbc of leftie blairite bias over over laura kuenssberg panel. so the panel and it says here, which is supposed to represent the views from across the political spectrum. at andy burnham, labour mayor yeah, brian cox, big old lefty from succession, and nadine dorries. what how is she a blur like literally rishi sunakis she a blur like literally rishi sunak is more of a blairite than nadine dorries. the boris fan , nadine dorries. the boris fan, but she's been a critic of rishi, so some people have kicked off, even though ofcom says you need to represent the parties, not specifically the factions within the parties. to be fair though, to the bbc it is very difficult to find someone who likes rishi right now .

who likes rishi right now. literally people do polls every day, try to look for voting intention and they are rapidly running out of people who, like rishi. but yeah, people are accusing the bbc of leftie bias and their evidence is they employed nadine dorries . employed nadine dorries. >> brilliant. >> brilliant. >> i mean that's a pretty accurate summary. sorry. i'd just like to, you know, much as i'd like to find some bias in the bbc, it doesn't seem to have appeared here, but don't you think the tories would be doing better if they'd stuck with boris, no, because boris would eventually . boris lied to them. eventually. boris lied to them. he lied to the people. he's a politician . yeah, but he lied politician. yeah, but he lied way more. he lied in order to get brexit through. he told everybody that, you know, this covid lie scam thing. so he eventually they would have turned on him too. the tories are a dead party. it was time for the tories to go. they've been around for 14 years or whatever. and the truth is, the reason why they're talking about this is because the bbc has lefty blair out. lefty blair blairite bias. >> yeah, i mean, we knew that

already, but this doesn't seem to be the battle to bring them down. >> it doesn't. but they had nadine dorries on there. >> she's not even a particularly wet conservative. >> i don't even know who. >> i don't even know who. >> although there, there is . >> although there, there is. >> although there, there is. >> the point is, is that when you're sensitive from being beaten up, even, you know, the do you just hold up a spoon , a do you just hold up a spoon, a wooden spoon and people are going to be upset? yeah. >> this wooden spoon , can i vote >> this wooden spoon, can i vote for it? it sounds much better than anybody else on the election register. anyway, the telegraph now reporting on how the e56 telegraph now reporting on how the esg funding bubble has burst. that's basically woke finance that tries to make the world a better place but isn't very profitable. lewis. >> yes, this is this is something that i'm finding out about. is it basically is mark carney, who was head of the bank of england, and he arranged all of england, and he arranged all of his buddies, 450 finance companies to fight for at esg, which is called what is esg called what is environmental, social and governance? it's about like companies being super nice. and one of those things is about looking for a net zero of the climate change thing, which

we all know. maybe you don't know that it's but i think it's i think it's bull. i think it's bull. you could say, look , i'm bull. you could say, look, i'm not going to engage with you on climate change. >> it's obvious bull. >> it's obvious bull. >> it's obvious bull. >> i mean, i want you to it was it was set up because obviously a lot of people with money, say, well, i want to invest in a way that's going to make the world a nicer place and not be penalised. then they set this up as a, as a sort of a marketing thing. so they're like, well, we're just we're not going to invest in, in weapons companies even though they're actually good now because of the, the war in ukraine. we're not going to invest in anything that's, that's polluting the world, any oil or anything like that, even though that's the thing that underpins the whole world economy. we're going to invest in things that are green. but because of the way the, you know, basically it introduces a layer of bureaucracy over all businesses that want to access this esg funding. that means that every advert is going to have , like, you know, a have, like, you know, a transgender, biracial couple, every, every, every company has to has to completely divest itself from any fossil fuels. and it's weird. so the way it

works is like tesla ends up having a worse esg score than than a tobacco company. even though tobacco companies make things that kill people, and tesla makes the technology that's going to apparently save the human, save the human race. >> yeah, it's very it's very bad. and the most important thing is they're not making enough money. these companies, it's costing them money to have to do all this stuff. yeah. and these companies don't make money. so they have can they have trouble getting investors at the. >> i was going to say they've underperformed less than just like a tracker of the ftse 100. >> yeah but good. let them have it. this is exactly the same as people can either buy a cheap coffee because that's all you can afford. that's all you want to spend on it. or really expensive coffee. that's fair trade and locally sourced and tertiary educated beans and all that rubbish. yeah, it's just the same if you want to not make as much money, because if you want to make loads of money in capitalism, get a psychopath to do it. they rise to the surface. if you want to do this esg stuff , you'll make less money. >> good luck. >> good luck. >> the issue was that these funds were making they were outperforming other funds for years, but it was a ponzi scheme because people were, you know, pushing, pushing money into

these funds and because they were doing so well, because so much money was flowing into the stock and the bonds that they invested in, it became a self—fulfilling prophecy. they, you know, the values went up because money was flowing in. now the money's flowing out. and as the tide goes out, we see who's not wearing any trousers. and, and also, you know, pension funds that have money put in these esg funds, pension funds have a legal obligation to provide maximum returns. so if they're invested in funds like this , that all of a sudden this, that all of a sudden aren't providing maximum returns or in fact invested for ideological reasons, then that's a real problem. >> for making money is not ideological . yeah, exactly. ideological. yeah, exactly. >> exactly. greed is good. anyway, moving on. we've got the guardian now with good news for anyone who's committed a crime in the uk. steve. yep, people should not wait two years to be tried inside the crown court crisis . there's tried inside the crown court crisis. there's a it's tried inside the crown court crisis . there's a it's basically crisis. there's a it's basically a couple of case studies of how bad are crumbling court system is to add to the category of crumbling nhs and literally crumbling nhs and literally crumbling schools. so we're

doing really well. it's badly run. the system's failing. the story, the article gives you loads of examples of why defendants missed their trial date, including one of them who missed the court date because he was arrested and in jail. just send him down. i can save you some time there. that feels like you can cut that corner. but there were like video links. it didn't work because people aren't good at it and it relies so heavily on it. and even the ones who do actually turn up get given a court date in like 2026. and they point out this is terrible for the victims. it's also terrible because you'll end up with loads of people who actually are criminals walking the streets for two years free, and the flip side is people who would be found innocent on remand for two years of their life being locked up for something this is an absolute mess, but i don't have any solutions for it. >> i have a solution to it. there's a very easy solution, which is kill, kill, kill people. they've got to kill. there's too many, too many. first of all, it's done by the government. >> you start with the judges , >> you start with the judges, the judge. >> we should have less judges. we should just the reason there's too many criminals in this country. why is there too many criminals ? because they've

many criminals? because they've let people come into this country and do bad things. and they're not being punished. and they're not being punished. and the shocking thing is, is this is in the guardian . the is in the guardian. the government is not the government. whatever you call the state apparatus here, the blub team world, team world, it's the people who run the government are ill. they can barely do this. and this is the only job that we ask them to do that and defend our borders. >> so just as a little recap, people coming from other countries that make us want to kill, kill, kill, i'm on board. so how you've convinced me. >> no, there are exceptions. >> no, there are exceptions. >> so you've got a very buckley esque solution to that. very interesting japanese thing. no, it's the el salvador is locked up. he's locked up all the gangsters and remarkably , the gangsters and remarkably, the crime rate has gone down. >> yeah, hugely. >> yeah, hugely. >> so , i mean, it seems to work >> so, i mean, it seems to work somehow. anyway, we're at the half way point, but stay with us to find out what albanian criminals are doing in scotland and what happened to policeman who ran over a cow. see you

welcome back to headliners. we've got the times now. revealing how the green party went from plants and ecology to trans ideology. lewis. >> yes. this is this is news of the green party and this is, you know, they had they had to go someplace where people actually voted green vote green and they didn't want to go to the other one. so they went to bristol. yeah. >> or maybe brighton or brighton. >> they go to brighton or bristol or the other place up there, and they don't want to go to the other place because they want the green party to be like a replacement. >> or what's the story? >> or what's the story? >> the story is, is the green party is nice, it's nice. >> is it nice ? >> is it nice? >> is it nice? >> it is nice. »- >> it is nice. >> are you sure it's nice or is it just trying to virtue signal and trying to be nice. trying to look nice. >> that's what everybody's trying to do. i'm trying to be nice. >> i'm not trying to look nice. >> i'm not trying to look nice. >> it says. it says he. it says they have a problem with the green party because it's it doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman for the for the left, for the, for. you know, there are lots of left wing people who i don't know what i'm saying for any, any

green party candidates that are watching, could you explain what the difference is between a man and a woman? i should explain women are trouble. men are. men are trouble too. but there's a different kind of trouble. man doesn't bore you to death to be for hours before we try and do that in this show. >> yeah , i guess so. >> yeah, i guess so. >> yeah. no. what's the difference with the green party? i don't know, back in the day, the green party was like about the green party was like about the environment , but now it's the environment, but now it's moved into now it's an alternate left party, but it's also a pro guys. it's the most pro gaza party. and i think it's bothering some. well steve. yeah. >> because this, this sort of makes me confused because the green party is lewis says, used to be just willy cardigans and recycling and ecological issues, green issues. and now it's trans rights and radical islamism as well, which they don't all seem to fit together. >> no. and i think i talked about this once before, saying they might change their strapline to green peace be upon him. >> but i green peace the opponent. >> greenpeace be upon him or be upon him. >> yeah, let's not overanalyze

that. >> i think i'm going to get in more trouble if we spend longer on it. >> is that like a biblical reference? >> let's not draw a picture. >> let's not draw a picture. >> the but the. this article mainly just looks at the first two, doesn't it? the eco versus the trans groups not necessarily fitting well within the party, but every other party is an uncomfortable coalition of people who don't quite get along but want to try and get the votes. so maybe it just means the greens are evolving into more of a mature party, because you've always had a schism through the middle of labour, one through the middle of the conservatives and look, they've got their own now. >> so they're now basically a radical communist party for students. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> if that can fit in a poster. moving on. we've got the telegraph now, and i'm sure you saw the footage of a police officer bravely saving the pubuc officer bravely saving the public from a bloodthirsty, rampaging cow by running it over with his police car. well, apparently he's in trouble for that. steve. >> yeah . police officer who >> yeah. police officer who rammed cow removed from front line duty . sorry. removed from line duty. sorry. removed from front line duty, too soon. too soon, is it? do we know if the cow is okay? surrey police, started an internal

investigation after the. it says after it was reported, we all saw the footage. if you've not seen it, i'll tweet it to you. tweet me and i'll got it. okay. here we go. let's narrate. what's happening here is the cow who comes out there and oh, just about to attack someone. oh, so we don't show the actual bit? >> no, no, because it's horrific i >> -- >> we're showing the worst. >> we're showing the worst. >> why are we showing the worst bits of the video? >> it needs to be narrated by michael burke in like 999. it was then things got worse. >> or by david attenborough showing the natural predator of the cow, a police car. >> he's when the police attack the cow, so what happened? i mean, so the cow was sent flying. she was sent flying. it was a calf sent fly flying, then parked on top of to be pinned down. many online said it was terrible. one said, why didn't they use a tranquilliser dart? it's very difficult to fit those on the front of a marked car, i always say, why didn't you use a tranquilliser dart? >> as if everybody's got loads of tranquilliser. if somebody had tranquilliser darts, i'd be like, why have you got those? why are you going with that? >> on the way to that nightclub ,

>> on the way to that nightclub, however, lisa townsend, the police and crime commissioner for surrey, urged people not to speculate on what had happened without understanding the full facts . the cow had a knife. the facts. the cow had a knife. the cow had been reported to the prevent program. he was probably some sort of terrorist of some sort. >> the colour of the cows. >> the colour of the cows. >> well, it's. >> well, it's. >> yeah, but at the end of the article i love this as well. it says more than 30 people have been killed by stampeding cows in the last six years. yeah, well, people have been killed by the police. let's not get numbers into this. you're not going to win. >> well, you know what? you're very right. i walked in on that. that park by mudchute . you know, that park by mudchute. you know, mudchute farm. mudchute. do you know mudchute mudchute the dlr right there. right where the thing is . and i got hit by hit thing is. and i got hit by hit by a car when it was quite scary. cows are dangerous. but when i see it, i just i just see dinner and, they shouldn't be killed that way. >> yeah. and when the stampede . >> yeah. and when the stampede. that's a herd we used to. i grew up in the countryside. we used to get them to stampede towards us for a laugh. you know, it was our version of new kids on the block riding the subway trains. but you've got to have a herd of them to get killed. you can't get killed by one cow.

>> i think you could get killed by one if you're maybe a baby or a child. >> i respect this police officer because the amount of police resources that went into trying to stop this escaped cow and like, he was like , well, let's like, he was like, well, let's just give the taxpayer value for money and stop this cow now because he's sitting there all day long wishing he had a gun , day long wishing he had a gun, like like real cops. >> but the thing is, it happened in feltham , which is which is in feltham, which is which is the last stop on zone six, right? it's pretty close into the city. >> so superb knowledge of the london public transport network. anyway, the cow is fine. it just got a grazed leg. apparently they're indestructible. anyway, we've got the express now and a university has said it's problematic to be white and heterosexual. well yeah, it is if you're trying to be cast in an advert. >> lewis. >> lewis. >> yeah, it is, because , as >> yeah, it is, because, as a person who is who is problematic, even if i wasn't white or heterosexual, it's this is the university of liverpool . is the university of liverpool. and they paid somebody. they basically want everybody to be on the same page, which is promoting diversity and decolonisation and all that stuff. and, but people at the university of liverpool and this is just another story .

university of liverpool and this is just another story. remember, this is this has been a weekend, so there hasn't been anything that interesting happening. >> what do you mean? a cow was hit by a police car. >> that's a cow . that's why we >> that's a cow. that's why we did the story. what else? what are the stories of that? interesting. >> we should have just done an hour on that. yeah. >> the truth is, is they want more people to negatively view because it's a universal city. >> so of course they hate, you know, white people and heterosexual people. >> yeah. to actually say it out loud, like you need to find the problems with white and heterosexuality within the syllabus. i feel really sorry for, straight white women who must be like, oh no, i thought it was the men we hate. oh, no, us too. but sorry, ladies, you've been included. >> yeah, and you started this whole thing off. so now enjoy, enjoy. reap what you sowed . enjoy. reap what you sowed. moving on. we've got the times now, and albanians have taken over the one industry that scotland excels at. drug dealing i >> -- >> yeah, inside the cannabis factory. how are albanians ? took factory. how are albanians? took over drugs in scotland. so this starts with a story of someone who managed to find, like a cannabis growing house because a

cat smelt of drugs. yeah, and i mean, if i found a cat and it smells of cannabis, i just presume the cat was a user because they lay around all day. they only wake up to have snacks. cats are natural cannabis users, but no , they cannabis users, but no, they trace it down. and here's the problem. there are albanian drug gangs. yeah, they used to just import smuggle the stuff in and now they've realised they're growing it. what are the downsides of that? well, it uses a lot of electricity because they've gone to scotland where there's no light. the fools . there's no light. the fools. you're trying to grow something in an area with no sun . the in an area with no sun. the message here is about migration because these are taking work away from the lowlife scumbags who would grow drugs in this country and sell them . what are country and sell them. what are they meant to do now? >> yeah, and also the message is about not having a cat at work. if you have a smelly drug. >> i don't think that's the message. the message is, is that they've taken over. there could be english people. and what happens when these albanians, scottish, when these albanians or british people , whatever, or british people, whatever, they're not even british. sorry. when the scottish would just stop interrupting me. >> we're part of britain. yeah

we're now most, most scottish people don't think that they're scottish . scottish. >> most of them think that they're just british. >> most scottish people think that they're british. >> they don't. they was literally a referendum that asked that. >> and what did it say? 60% said they they didn't think they were british. >> no. >> no. >> because the remain remain won the referendum . so most scottish the referendum. so most scottish people think that they're british. and if they don't think that they're british, they can they can google it and find out that they are british anyway, here's the point. >> i'm not going to argue with you. my ex—wife is scottish. the truth is, there's been plenty of immigrants to this country that completely take over the market. all the uber drivers , you know, all the uber drivers, you know, all the all the hotels in america are all owned by indian people. headliner, panellists, headunen people. headliner, panellists, headliner, all american jews. so this is at least somebody is doing the work. >> so you're glad that somebody growing that vital marijuana crop in scotland, number one, we're not paying. >> we're not paying immigrants from morocco like we used to. >> i'm worried that, this means because this this drugs den, this cannabis growing factory

was discovered because the smell drug dealers are going to move to on odourless drugs such as fentanyl. and that's been deadly in america. around 70 to 100,000 people are dying a year in america from fentanyl. >> do you think, do you think because they found one, one of these places? no. >> i think a broader trend , >> i think a broader trend, fentanyl is eventually going to make it to the uk. >> i think i think steve can explain this to you. i don't know where that came from . where know where that came from. where did it come from? >> well, i'm not going to explain any of your points. yeah. >> i don't even know what my point is. my point, my career, my point is, is we're what does it have to do with anything? the fact that that is this going to drive people away from fentanyl? >> no, i mean, cannabis is it's a low value drug compared to other drugs . other drugs. >> fentanyl you can fit a lot into, you know, a rubber glove, glove and stick it into an orifice and quite moorish. it's very moorish. and, it's odourless. it's much smaller. it's much more deadly , and it's it's much more deadly, and it's got a much higher street price. so i think drug dealers are

going to be like, why are we messing around with this smelly plant when we could be selling fentanyl? and then the entire western world is going to go to hell because people don't die from pot, generally speaking. yeah, they just get lazy and listen to bad music. yeah. anyway, that's part three in the bag, but stay with us for the final funniest section where we find out how your brain can help you get over a break—up. see you in a

welcome back to headliners. we've got the times now. and for any white people worried that ethnic minorities get special treatment, the good news is white people are now an ethnic minority . minority. >> steve. yeah. >> steve. yeah. >> global majority. the new buzzword . what it says about our buzzword. what it says about our world. so previously previously on talking about these issues. the phrase bame has been actually it other phrases before that 1970s. actually it other phrases before that 19705. oh actually it other phrases before that 1970s. oh let's not go there to say there are phrases

that we can't broadcast . lewis that we can't broadcast. lewis still uses them, but, so black, asian and minority ethnic. the problem with that was and there was a whole report that looked at it and suggested we should stop using it, because what it doesis stop using it, because what it does is groups too many diverse people into one generic term. right? it's effectively offensive . it's quite racist offensive. it's quite racist itself. let's not use that phrase. so now we have a global majority. the group is even more people into one term. look at that. doubling down on making the same error . yeah. and this the same error. yeah. and this if anything i mean some people say it basically means non—white. that's not true. it also includes jewish now because that's been used quite a lot. so global majority means not white or jewish. global majority means not white orjewish. and it's also or jewish. and it's also pointing out the numbers game isn't it. yeah. the fact that there's what am what am i, am i am i in the global majority . am i in the global majority. >> me no you're in the non you're in the minority. >> me i'm in i'm in the white minority i think so yeah. >> is that what is that what you just said. yeah. you're a minority. yeah. >> it's a, it's a problem basically. because then there's the term global because that's, that's what they have in that's they think it's, they think it's

global. but it's just germany and france taking over. >> i was surprised i don't know why you're talking about germany and france, but i was surprised to, to learn that, that white people , i thought, you know, people, i thought, you know, most people were white because i'm looking at britain. i'm looking at europe, i'm looking at america, which actually isn't mainly white anymore, but actually white people are only 8, 8% of the global population , louis. >> which wouldn't be a problem if the rest of the people stayed where they were supposed to be staying. >> well, no, but i mean, the problem is that you know, why? why do people hate white people so much? you've got these university courses that are saying we need to abolish whiteness, and we need to have no white people left. it's like, well, can't we can't we have some? can we like, protect just some? can we like, protect just some cockneys like, you know, like, can unesco go in and preserve them as a world heritage site or something? >> well, as a person who grew up under the thumb of white people. yeah. and now i am the thumb. okay. is that is that white people were bad and now we're now we're you're good. and what what can be done, the fact is,

is that is that those who aren't busy being born are busy dying. and i think white people are not being born. they're dying. okay. yeah. that's the answer to the question. >> and we've got the express now, an american soldiers are going to be used as guinea pigs for lab grown meat. to be honest, it's probably the least weird thing. they've been used as guinea pigs for louis. >> yeah, well, this is this is the pentagon slammed over woke plan to use us troops. did you say this already as guinea pig? they're growing. they're trying to grow lab grown meat. and this company called bio made. or however it's pronounced , they've however it's pronounced, they've received an additional $450 million as money from the us government to grow lab grown meat. and the truth is, it's unsustainable. lab grown meat. it can never taste as good. it won't be as good because it's not the real animal that was that was alive before. someone who eats a 95% diet of meat and cheese. and someone would have said this , though, before we

said this, though, before we started having factories make our food back in the days when food came from farms, it all tasted better. >> it was better . tasted better. >> it was better. yeah. and yet we let factory, and this is what they call it, lab grown meat by they call it, lab grown meat by the time we're all eating it, it will be factory produced meat because labs are processed and it'll be full of all kinds of junk. >> yeah, like all the stuff that's made in factories now. >> yeah. so it'll just be another slice of ultra processed food, which it's all very well saying people won't eat it. that's what people would have thought before we started having factories churning out the stuff that we do. stuff? >> i didn't say they wouldn't eat it. i'll say they'll eat it. but the truth is it's going to kill them. >> well, the good news is you can cheer up if you have your brain electrocuted. louis. >> oh, this is good news. this is good news. which is? which is in the journal of psychiatric research , which this comes out research, which this comes out of the out of the university of zanjan in iran. so it comes out of iran. the idea if someone's being really sad because they're they lost their loved ones because of love, something they love because of heartbreak, not because they had a car crash,

right? is that for a £4 headset for just a few minutes a day, forjust a few minutes a day, they can have electricity drilled into their brain . yeah. drilled into their brain. yeah. and they can feel slightly better. they did this with they've done this before with electric shock therapy . electric shock therapy. >> yeah. as a sort of last resort for depression and things. yeah >> yeah. so my research is just watching one flew over the cuckoo's nest and it all turns out fine there doesn't it. yeah. so yeah. why not i mean, don't spend the money. just do that thing where you get cheap shoes on a carpet and then just. >> yeah. and then touch a tap. anyway the show is nearly over. so let's take another quick look at monday's front pages. the daily mail leads with has laboun daily mail leads with has labour. let the cat out of the bag on tax? the telegraph has labour net zero plans £4.5 billion tax. black hole. the guardian has new calls on starmer to discard tories two child benefits limit the times has go for the jugular. sunak urged . the i news has labour urged. the i news has labour accused of watering down housing reform pledges. and finally, the

daily star has the hangover after the football. and those were front pages and that's all were front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests. stephen lewis simon evansis my guests. stephen lewis simon evans is back tomorrow at 11 pm. with josh howie and cressida wetton and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. good night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello and welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. we're expecting heavy showers on tuesday, but by the time we reach midweek, there'll be plenty of dry weather around, even some sunshine across most of the country for the weekend, though, we have had low pressure draped across the uk, which is generally brought an unsettled picture. plenty of rain and showers , and it's this low showers, and it's this low pressure which is pushing this area of rain into northern parts of england by the time we reach this evening, generally clearing across scotland with a few showers creeping into the north, but across central areas and in the south. plenty of clear

weather overnight , the south. plenty of clear weather overnight, which means it's going to feel a little bit cooler. may even start to see some mist and fog develop by the time we reach monday morning, and then across the north, generally milder where that cloud sticks around. so to start on monday, then we are going to start to see some showers feed in across scotland , which is in across scotland, which is pretty much the setup for the rest of the day. a little bit dner rest of the day. a little bit drier across northern ireland and parts of northern england, just some spots of rain and drizzle, mainly across hills, but elsewhere across central areas of the uk. southern parts of wales and down across the south coast, there'll be plenty of bright sunshine to start the day. generally, though, monday is going to be quite an unsettled day. plenty of sunny spells and showers . the odd spells and showers. the odd shower could be heavy at times as well. in the northeast may even hear the odd rumble of thunder, but generally across the south and southeast it's going to be largely dry and we'll even start to see some sunshine by the time we reach the afternoon. and that's where it is generally going to be warmest highs of 22, maybe even 23 celsius, depending on how much sunshine we see. but

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