headliners. but up next is headliners. but first, a look at the top stories at 11. the prime minister has said during his final big campaigning event tonight that he is still in the general election fight. rishi sunak insisted it's not over until the final whistle blows, adding the election is not a foregone conclusion . conclusion. >> it is our job, it is our duty >> it is ourjob, it is our duty to make sure that britain does not sleepwalk into this. and that's what i need your help with, because yes, many people may want to say the result of this election is a foregone conclusion, but i believe in my bones that it is not. and i think you do too . think you do too. >> and in his last general election campaigning event tonight, sir keir starmer has appealed to his supporters not to think that a labour win tomorrow is guaranteed. >> we are fighting for every vote and across the country there will be constituencies which will go down to the wire and therefore we will continue to fight until 10:00 tomorrow night, making the case. that change only happens if you for

vote it. but it is a huge opportunity for our country . opportunity for our country. this is the opportunity to turn the page and to move forward , the page and to move forward, and i want people to go out and vote for change and be part of the change that i think will bnng the change that i think will bring out, bring about such a different and better future for our country. >> well, millions of people across the uk will be casting their vote between 7:00 tomorrow morning and 7:00 pm on thursday, with the labour leader now emerging with a huge lead in the final yougov poll out tonight. before people cast those ballots, the new projections put labour on course to win 431 seats and the conservatives sliding to just 102. yougov's also put the lib dems on 74 seats and reform on three. and driving off in a pink cadillac to abba's tune take a chance on me, said davies. campaign ended in style tonight after a series of stunts throughout the campaign, the liberal democrats leader has said there is now no ceiling to his ambitions. before

the uk heads to the ballot box tomorrow. he had this last message for voters this is a chance to vote for something different . different. >> charles rae now, i believe this campaign has been great, but we have a special job to kick the conservatives out of government. and then to start repairing the terrible damage they've done to our country. >> ofcom will not investigate channel 4 news after reform uk claimed the broadcaster had used an actor in an undercover report. hundreds of complaints were filed about the programme , were filed about the programme, which showed andrew parker using a racial slur against rishi sunak.the a racial slur against rishi sunak. the regulator, though, has concluded the complaints didn't raise substantive issues under the broadcasting code and the white house is insisting that joe biden is staying in the race after a report in the new york times suggested the

president had told a key ally he's weighing up whether to drop out . yesterday, congressman out. yesterday, congressman lloyd doggett became the first democrat to call on the 81 year old to withdraw. earlier, joe biden admitted that he nearly fell asleep during last week's tv debate with donald trump . tv debate with donald trump. those are the latest gb news headlines. for now, i'm sam francis and up next, it's headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code , alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gbnews.com forward slash alerts . slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners. you'll look at the next stage newspapers with three top comedians. i'm simon evans and tonight i'm joined by a man who eats only meat. that's louis schaefer and one of the finest dog trainers around. that's count dankula. how are you both.7 >> i'm good. thank you for

asking. i eat only meat and i'm very healthy. except for today. i've eaten a lot of bad stuff, and i don't feel as good so. well. >> so n equals one, but still, it's worth knowing and count. how are you.7 >> how are you? >> i'm doing fine. >> i'm doing fine. >> how's your pug? >> how's your pug? >> he's doing great. is he? he's fine. he still does it. >> he does. excellent. have you. have you expanded his repertoire? can he do mussolini now as well? >> no, but we do actually have a black pug as well. and he does it whenever i say black power . it whenever i say black power. >> excellent. you can have a range of salutes to keep it fair. >> to keep it fair? >> to keep it fair? >> yeah. excellent. well, let's take a look at tomorrow's front pages. on this momentous day, we assume it's going to be momentous. the daily mail vote farage get them, i think it's supposed to mean, as you will get them rather than get them. the times labour set for biggest majority since 1832. the telegraph homeowners face council tax raid under labour. there's mark cavendish, who has just won his 35th stage. guardian starmer hails new age of hope as britain votes in

historic election. the express keeping it simple vote tory and the daily star. toodle pip as they say farewell to the cloud administration. those were your front pages . so let us begin front pages. so let us begin with the daily mail, louis. they are warning us. >> they are warning us. they're saying vote farage. get them and them is that's keir starmer and angela lansbury. can you give me at least a second? okay. you got to got to hit the names. yeah. because i want people to think this guy hasn't done his homework. i know exactly that, that we should. and this is if i were her, i'd be so furious. she looks horrible. i don't know if you can see what she looks like with her nose. and he doesn't look that great either, but. and they're saying. they're saying. so you should vote tory. so the daily mail, that's the newspapers are so political like so obvious. they can't even they're not even pretending that they're, they're well, you know, to be fair, on election day, i

think that's traditional, isn't it? it is, but it shouldn't be. it shouldn't be. there should be coven it shouldn't be. there should be cover. they should be newspapers. they're pretending that they don't care anyway. the truth is, this is even more reason why you should vote for reform. because because the fact is, is that we're going to get these people anyway. they're going to win. >> we are going to get these people anyway. and i do tend to agree with you, but it is notable, is it not count that the, if you put together the tory vote, the predicted tory vote and the predicted reform vote, they would be challenging laboun vote, they would be challenging labour. in fact, they would still be challenging them to possibly win . possibly win. >> but they're definitely not going to work together to happen. no, they're definitely not going to walk together. everyone is quite happy to walk together, to fight against the right, but the right aren't exactly prepared to do the same thing for each other. but i mean, to be fair, i wouldn't really want to work with the tories because i think they've been very damaged. >> do you think i mean, i don't i've never even we've not actually met before. we've not had you on although you've been on under a different administration, i think under andrew doyle's, stewardship. but what is your sort of historical, political loyalty? do you have any at all? well, won't answer. >> i know.

>> i know. >> when i was, when i was youngenl >> when i was, when i was younger, i was, i was a communist because we were all stupid when we were young. yeah. no, no. hoppy and libertarian wearing a libertarian hat. >> so would you feel there's no you don't feel represented on the potential on the ballot at all tomorrow? >> no, not not even a little bit. because it's all government and i don't want one. >> no, i mean, the closest would probably be reform. we would actually shrink the state a little bit for you, but yeah . i little bit for you, but yeah. i mean, what do you think, lewis, is it is it worth casting a protest vote in the hope that the tories register that they've lost more people to the left than to the right, than they have to the left? >> well, i don't think voting for reform would be a protest vote, i don't think i think if they get three, 4 or 5 seats, however many seats they listen, i don't, i don't vote. so i'm no, i don't vote. but the fact is, is when it's time to vote, people will vote. >> and do you have a postal vote in november? >> i may, i probably won't. we'll come back to that when we get inside. >> moving on to the express count dankula. we have, their view, which is very similar , view, which is very similar, although it's expressed in slightly more unambiguous terms.

>> yeah, it's just a directly vote, tory. and to be honest, no, i don't i don't think very, very many people are. i mean, there is a very good reason why there is a very good reason why the zero seats mantra is on, on, on the internet. yeah. because they've not done anything of note like for the last 14 years. they've just consistently ignored what everyone actually wants. and they're supposed to be a conservative party, but they're not exactly conserving much. >> i mean, to be fair, for the first, i suppose the first sort of eight years of that, what we had brexit, we had cameron and osborne, it seems a long time ago, but the massive majority that was won in 2019, that's, that's just been utterly betrayed. right. >> you're right. they've thrown it away. it's like you say, they haven't done much. they have done they've done a lot. they've been 4 million people in the past. whatever it is they have and that's it. >> so i mean nothing good. >> so i mean nothing good. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> they haven't. that's the problem with the british political system there. and the same thing in america. in a way, they're fighting over things that aren't the issue. this is the issue isn't the nhs. the issue is, as nigel farage says,

it's immigration. and once you have once you solve the immigration thing, then you can go to the nhs . but that's that's go to the nhs. but that's that's not happening. >> the only i mean, i've seen one person today, neil ferguson, niall ferguson, doctor or sir or whatever he is, economist and economic historian. really, saying that . and france, he saying that. and france, he says, faces this problem as well because at the moment, of course, there's a big swing to the right across europe that a lot of the right leaning parties depend on the pensioners for their vote, and the pensioners are the ones who want to maintain their standard of living without working. and that's where you need the migrants. that's now. i'm not sure that adds up. personally, i think a lot of the immigrants are actually a net drain on our resources. but even if you even if you were allowing that to be the case, that seems like a that's a recipe for like a downward spiral, isn't it? >> but the fact that you had to say that niall ferguson, this great professor guy right from scotland, whatever the country is from, he is from scotland originally. yeah. okay. the fact that you had to say that this is what the issue should be is like

if people say, oh, you know what, we have to have immigration in order to pay our bills. if they admitted this, but they haven't discussed this, it's not openly discussed. no, i'm with you. the tories are absolute bad. >> and their funding, if we got the daily telegraph and i doubt very much they've diverted from the what what do they say. >> no. because there are some newspapers that are going for, for keir starmer. yeah, i assume so. i don't know. i wasn't here when they chose these things. so i'm not taking responsibility. what are you saying. >> but the homeowners face council tax rate under labour. so that's obviously like a vote for tory rafe. >> yes. that's saying vote for the tories because it's going to be bad for for, when labour comes in and it probably will be bad because this is the issue. it's not just about left or it is about left or right, but it's about what's what's put in the whole thing, the whole thing of the left is a lot of things that people we don't like, and the whole thing and the right are things that they don't. but the, the massive problem that labour

are going to face, they have obviously created the sense that they are about to start distributing largesse as tony blair did in 97. >> but the difference is he inherited a very healthy economy under ken clarke and major's administration, even though it was a bit dull. they inherited health, good economic health. the finances are in a mess now and if starmer starts trying to borrow money or sell bonds, the markets will react every bit as harshly as they did to truss. so what's he going to do? >> well, i think it's going to be even worse when we're already in the midst of a cost of living crisis, which has shown no signs of slowing down. and then the first thing labour does is when they go in and go, here's more taxes. >> yeah, yeah, still, let's celebrate mark cavendish then king kev on the front page of the telegraph there, with an enormous codpiece, obviously only, a world class sprinting cyclist are allowed to wear those. he has won his 35th stage in the tour de france, and he won his first, 16 years ago. i think that's a record . and he's think that's a record. and he's beaten eddy merckx's world record for the most number of stage wins in the history of the toun stage wins in the history of the tour. so that's good news, right?

>> does anybody care about this? >> does anybody care about this? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> my cavendish won half . >> my cavendish won half. >> my cavendish won half. >> i mean i mean he was he was racing. >> he was racing before, what was his name. the guy who was our 2012 olympic team gb you remember the guy i, i remember there was a guy nobody cares about this really . about this really. >> it's bicycle riding. >> it's bicycle riding. >> so cycling is something you do when you're a wee boy. >> no, it's a massively supported, heavily sponsored, with commercial products , let's with commercial products, let's finish with the daily star then count. you get to read out the list of unflattering epithets they've applied to the tory party. >> oh, i can't believe the daily star is not saying nice things about the tories. i mean, obviously, they'll be very, very happy that the tories are going insane. toodle pip. and seeing the world clowns. and i never, ever thought i would see a day when i'm actually agreeing with the daily star. >> but they haven't got boffins on the front page for a change. anyway, those were your front pages. it all seems to be pretty much of a likeness. those, are done anyway. in part two we the latest on biden's doesn't sound quite right, does it?

and welcome back to headliners. i'm simon evans with me, lewis shay from count dankula. we have the telegraph to kick off now. biden might soon be dropping out of the race. maybe even the human race. lewis. >> yeah , this is because i was >> yeah, this is because i was going to say good news. >> we don't even know what kind of news biden is seriously considering leaving election race. he didn't say he's seriously considering he's he's out there and fighting speculation, isn't it? it's speculation. it's the times, the new york times, which is one of those newspapers, one of those things that seems like it's amazing but is just basically garbage. now yeah, i would say, i hate to say it, i was i read the new york times since i was seven years old. it was the family newspaper, so i believed it. i believed every single word. >> it is thriving commercially again after donald trump. he actually saved it, didn't he? he did save it. but. but i know what you mean. apparently the day after the debate, which of

course everyone saw and it was humiliating, it was just like a car crash doesn't even do it justice. it was. it was something. he had never seen anything like that before. three editorials, three separate editorials, three separate editorials in the new york times the following day, three of their separate high ranking political commentators. yeah, demanding that biden withdraw. yeah. so, i mean, they've completely thrown in their, you know, thrown their weight behind that idea. now they cannot get behind him if he is still in the race in november, they cannot conceivably backtrack on that . yes. >> they're easily the biggest say, hey, we don't like him. we don't like him, but we're going to have him. the point is, it's not their business who is running for president. he ran for president. he got chosen by his party or going to be chosen by his party. they can't just say we don't, you know, back out and they did the same thing with richard nixon at you know what? what do you. i didn't mean to history will be kind to richard nixon. >> what do you think , count? >> what do you think, count? >> what do you think, count? >> i wasn't born when richard nixon was in power. i don't believe nixon for one moment. >> but do you think that biden. there was a suggestion? i think that it was understood biden

would stand for a single term to defeat trump, to get rid of him, and then would. and while the democrats regrouped , as it were, democrats regrouped, as it were, it was definitely to make him run again because the guy, you know, not trying to be very mean, his brain doesn't work like it feels. >> it feels just sad now, like wheeling him out there. and he's probably pumped full of all kinds of drugs, like you and i, who spend far too much of our lives on twitter. >> we've seen the evidence for at least a couple of years, right? it seems like half the world was shocked by this, as if they hadn't been paying attention or they were. >> no. yeah, i think i think a lot of people were very, very concerned that a man who doesn't really know where he is half the time is in charge of the big red button that made people a little bit concerned. he's not fit to stand for president? >> no, he is fit to stand because he is totally fit to stand because he's not the one making the decisions his wife is making the decisions his wife is making the decisions for. barack obama is making the decisions. this is why this is why they don't want him. because they want it's basically expose the american political system as a joke. yeah. as that that he's not. so you think it's they're actually more comfortable with a

man who is clearly just a figurehead, a puppet of, you know, a very, very malleable. >> you could tell him anything. you could just set up a paper in front of him and go sign that, and he would do it. >> nine times out of ten. i would agree on the day to day running of the country, it probably doesn't matter. to be honest. it probably doesn't even matter that much. you know, if, if like half of the top, you know, it's an enormous machine of government and all the checks and balances, but there are 1 or 2 responsibilities. the president does literally have commander in chief in, you know, in terms of war, in terms of really making the big calls on foreign policy, like if china overnight move into taiwan, that actually does come down. and he will get one of his daily calls from barack obama, who's going to say , okay, this is the time to say, okay, this is the time you go for it, or this will. >> that's what they said, a paperin >> that's what they said, a paper in front of him and go sign this. >> that's why it's not that important. but the most important. but the most important thing, sorry, the most important thing, sorry, the most important thing, sorry, the most important thing is the fact is that they haven't said that barack obama is team left. world is the team world guy. >> onto the guardian now starmer says we won't rejoin the eu in

his lifetime. so this means he's only just started the rejoining process. thank you robert. >> imagine the brexit kind of feels like the american civil war, where the losing side keep re—enacting it and just won't shut up about it. re—enacting it and just won't shut up about it . like all these shut up about it. like all these years later it happened. we had a vote. get over it and move on. and i don't know why it's still such a hot topic. >> and it's just like, well, at least the civil war had some great battles and some heroic figures. you know , and there figures. you know, and there were some, some, some sort of individual stories of heroism and glamour. yeah. >> you know, you had cannonballs and milkshakes. you know, i can see how they could compare each other , but it's like i've other, but it's like i've watched the vote, like we had the vote. it happened, you know, i wasn't happy with the outcome of the scottish referendum, but we had a vote and that was it. i mean, i suppose it's interesting, isn't it? >> a lot of people would say the things that keir starmer does want to promise, does want to bnng want to promise, does want to bring about are would actually probably be easily , more easily probably be easily, more easily done under the eu. the kind of politics he prefers. yeah. and yet he feels that he absolutely cannot revive that corpse. now

and some people will actually find that frustrating . find that frustrating. >> he is saying that. but whether he believes it is something else, the fact is he's saying that to calm the conservatives, to calm the tory people who might vote for him. he's he's trying to calm people because everyone's in a panic. i was speaking to a friend of mine who said that he was in a state of dread over the. that was you? yeah, of dread over the election. sorry. whatever. and we're all in this to. everybody's in a state of dread over this. like he's saying, hey, don't worry about it. he might, you might, it might be the start. >> not my dread. i certainly i do. i am deeply concerned about some things he might do nothing to do with the eu. i don't have any concern about that. to be honest. >> right. but. and so what they're doing is he's trying to calm as many people in, in many ways as possible. >> daily mail now it's good news for all our many viewers watching from prison. lewis. >> yes. well love i love prison as an american, as an american, we got a lot of prisons there, and he would have been in prison already if it was if we had prisons, if you were in america, because there i think there are 2 million people in prison in

america, you know, how many people are in prison? >> very few for memes, though. mostly i think. yeah >> yeah, maybe, just maybe, like the war on drugs isn't it? >> is 80% of it, i think in america. >> yeah. well, those are, those are people who would have done other bad things. so that's true. they were probably. anyway. keir starmer admits labour will in quote unquote all likelihood continue releasing prisoners early amid fears jails will run out of space soon after the election. >> that sounds ominous and makes me concerned. why did it? what a strange thing to say. yeah, because. >> because that's what they believe. they believe that the people who are in prison generally are. they're people who would for vote labour. they're not. >> we need the most of the fringes. yeah. >> and there aren't that many there. >> to be fair, he is. all he's saying is that they won't change the tory policy. the tory policy has been to release people early because the prisons are overflowing. they have no solution. yeah yeah, they have no solution. >> but they're building some. they're building about 10,000 more prison cells now, which will bring it up to like 90 something. >> prison cells are a bit like

fat cells. they should just be able to expand depending on how many have the same number. but you can just expand them to i would say i would say jam people in. >> yeah. but they might have omicron rotation like submarines eight hours a day. i might be there with angela. >> daily mail. now the us say the ukraine is too corrupt to join nato. it's almost corrupt enough to host the olympics. >> yeah, yeah . >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> maybe not. no that's not, what do you think? 100 metre dash. they'd be running really fast. dash. they'd be running really fast . yeah, ukraine is too fast. yeah, ukraine is too corrupt to join nato. us says in a major to blow zelenskyy and a boost for putin. and basically, yeah, we've been saying that him a lot of money and strangely, a lot of that money keeps going missing. apparently there's been a few diplomats stopped at airports with just suitcases absolutely packed with money and everything. as well. and apparently it has been a problem, especially now with our war on when things do get very, very messy. >> i mean, they were i remember this and it isn't sort of

considered diplomatically correct or whatever to raise it. >> now, you know, now that the obviously the things have escalated, but before the war, before the invasion, there was an objectively accepted table of corruption of states around the world. and ukraine were considerably more corrupt than russia . it was it was understood russia. it was it was understood it was a it was closer to a failed state than russia by the standard united nations, which does not, of course, give russia the right to invade it . but it the right to invade it. but it should be no surprise to anyone that it's not. you know, there is always this attempt to portray the invader, a bit like kuwait when saddam went in, suddenly you're kind of, oh my god, poor little kuwait. you know. yeah. >> you want to know something ? >> you want to know something? >> you want to know something? >> it is a surprise. that's why it made the news. it is the news. it should be surprises. and the fact is, is that because because the united states has been sucking up to these people for so long, and i think this is what the problem is, is that nato was a military unit of the united states for many years. and i think what's happening now

is, is that nato is becoming more and more a military unit of, of europe. and i think that that's where there could be a problem is that we're no longer in the game. well, nato was the mechanism through which america guaranteed peace in europe. >> right? that was essentially it. it was america's america's might. >> that's what we said. but it was too. >> pax americana, they cannot join nato, like even immediate, not while the not while the earth is still steaming, you know, not while there's still dust in the air. you can't just join nato. >> i mean, you just that would automatically enter europe into the world, like tag wrestling. >> it's like if you can just make it to the ropes and suddenly in comes the rest of the world. >> it's like a cheat code, like you win the wall. >> i mean, but it is, it is. you can. they can change the rules. whatever they want to change the rules. we'll see. >> finally, in this section, the times with the weight loss drug that we've all heard about. turns out it makes you blind, which is bad news for those with

eyes bigger than stomachs. i guess. oh, yeah. >> well, which would you rather be? would you rather be able to eat as much as you want to or be blind? yeah, i mean, i have, i've been fat. and i know you want to eat. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> diabetes makes you blind though as well, doesn't it? >> it's either way, it's those who are diabetic who it enhances the risk. if you're already diabetic through overeating speeds up the process. >> yeah , it. >> yeah, it. >> yeah, it. >> but it multiplies the risk of this quite rare eye disease. but still, you know, nasty by seven times. you're seven times more likely to get it. >> yeah. so it goes from one person out of 10,000 to 3 people. yeah is it. >> i can't tell if it's that kind of number. >> you can't tell because it's written right down here or i'll find it myself. it says this, this, this thing, whatever it is , this, this thing, whatever it is, affects up to 1 in 10,000 people every year . so affects up to 1 in 10,000 people every year. so the risk remains low. it went up to three. the point is this the research was done from by harvard and it's harvard is one of those. now disrespected universities. it's

like they're they're i don't know how to they're horrible. >> a lot of people for them that are getting investigated for free speech stuff all the time . free speech stuff all the time. yeah. yeah. >> at harvard. so it comes out of harvard. it's wrong. >> secondly, it's so you're pro as rempe are you that surprises pro i'm not pro but we gave i lost weight the hard way. >> yeah okay. which is called not eating with a knife i've i've lost a stone in the last month. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and you know how hard it is. >> and you know how hard it is. >> have you. yeah. >> have you. yeah. >> yeah. are you sure? >> yeah. are you sure? >> through like, deliberate ploys. >> i'm getting divorced. oh. right >> your wife's keeping the stone , right? >> yeah. she took half my beard as well. >> your wife? >> your wife? >> we're at the halfway point. we have still to come. more women mps ever before, and angner angrier than ever. join us in the second

and welcome back to headline. as

we kick off this section with the eye news. and it's good news for lgbt and poc mps. bad news for lgbt and poc mps. bad news for people who don't like acronyms. >> yes , there's a record number >> yes, there's a record number of gay women and ethnic minority mps predicted to be elected. >> no one cares. literally no one cares. there's no like there's no direct link between lgbt stuff and governments operating well. yeah, right. you know, there's nothing that's just like there are people like everybody else, and when they go in there, they'll be just as dishonest as everybody else. >> what if they have been selected in order to fulfil a quota? would they still be as likely to be as good as anyone else or a d a d higher? >> so not brought into it on based on merits, which i think they should be for a very, very important position. >> a negative correlation. if it turned out that the more diverse governments actually perform worse, would you do you think anyone would flag that up? >> no, no one would. i would yeah , i definitely would. yeah, i definitely would. >> that's the service we provide

because you're against it to begin with. i'm wondering i want to say as well, do you not think it's a bit odd that women get bracketed? i understand that women were excluded from politics for a long time, but it's still odd to me to see the. do you remember how good things minority? ethnic. do you know what i mean? as if they're a sort of as if they're an outlier, as if they're some kind of weird hybrid or something? >> yeah. well, some as someone who used to be in an ethnic group. >> oh, i thought you were a woman. >> well, we could do this. >> well, we could do this. >> aslef is. he is. you want to be included in this, you say? well, am i included? i luckily am in the plus category or the plus sign of the lgbt plus ? i'm plus sign of the lgbt plus? i'm one of the plus. plus what? i mean, jews were in the 19th century, of course. >> is that what you're thinking of? >> or american or american? they listen when somebody says, we're going to put you in to make sure you get a place, of course you're going to say, okay, thanks a lot. >> is that a senior american? well a churchill was half american, of course, wasn't he? yeah. well that's. >> and so was boris johnson, right isn't he. yeah. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> the truth is the truth is i don't he can still be president. >> right. boris johnson, born in

new york, i think he was. >> yeah. i think he could be i don't care because i might even make me think about that. it's bad enough that he's opening his mouth in this country still. is that at the end of the day, i disagree with, you know, i think it should be. >> i mean, they've got even here, like 41% of mps are predicted to be women. imagine the nagging or when it comes to it or when it comes to votes like, are you voting yes or no? i shouldn't have to tell you. you should just know. could you could you just when we got to last the rest of the night. >> guardian. >> guardian. >> now back to america's presidential race where things are heating up, although not according to donald trump . according to donald trump. >> oh, yes, this is good news. there is a good news. it's nonsensical how trump is making climb at the latest culture war. and this is he's saying the climate change is rubbish, which is something i mean, i think you're going to agree with me. climate change is rubbish. yeah. >> i don't understand who i was. paying more taxes is going to change the weather.

>> yeah. like well that's what they want to do. >> they want to just charge more taxes. it is not a it is not the climate is not the culture war climate is not the culture war climate is not the culture war climate is the full on war. it's the silo which says we got to destroy our country versus what donald trump is saying. he's saying, let people build and do what they want to do . what they want to do. >> and he says that, his power shower is no longer powerful . shower is no longer powerful. and he has to he can't wash his hands properly because he doesn't. >> it was his luscious hair that he said his luscious , flowing hair. >> i mean, you've got to say, he is at least amusing, isn't he? whether or not you like his politics, i love trump, i love trump, he's hilarious. >> don't say that. what do you say? that we're on tv. >> i love it's a great performance. i mean, in britain, i think you can definitely make the case again. whether or not you believe in it, that the race for net zero is extraordinarily masochistic because we contribute such a tiny amount to global warming, america does at least have a little bit more heft in that regard, although not that that has nothing. >> that's nothing to do with nothing to do with it. the fact is, is that the reason why britain is not burning as much

stuff is because we've let other countries burn the stuff for us and then ship it to us, and a case could be made if climate is so important, if co2 is so important that whatever little bit is done just because we're not the biggest country in the world, we still need to do our share. i don't believe this rubbish, but we'll move on to the daily mail with a win for anti—vaxxers. >> now, i am not an anti—vaxxer, but i will say i haven't had my penod but i will say i haven't had my period since i got my vax . period since i got my vax. >> it says a scientist awarded $700,000 after being fired for refusing covid vaccine. we are going to see so many more of them , but definitely going to them, but definitely going to see lots of them in the future. and about 20, 30 years after, you know what they do, where they wait until everyone directly involved in it has died and then they say, oh, that was bad, actually, or there's no one to punish anymore or bad 40 years, that was definitely going to happen. >> so this is a woman who, believed that she had religious grounds for refusing the vaccination because she is anti—abortion, and she believed that they use stem cells or

something from foetuses to make them to in the process, which is not entirely true, but i think there were some stem cells or something used at some point in the i think in the initial process of making them. >> don't quote me on this, making the base of the vaccine is used, but there's none of it. and the actual vaccine itself. >> so i suppose the question is, is this does that mean that this is this does that mean that this is a special enough case that it will protect them from anybody else who just refused to take the vaccine because they didn't fancy it? >> well, i don't know that, but this is tennessee. and remember, america has 50 states and 50 kind of supreme courts of 50 states. and this is in the state of tennessee, which is one of those donald trump type type states. texas and whatever, florida and tennessee, it's one of those states. it's memphis and whatever those cities are, nashville, nashville, and, you know, chattanooga. i think it's the place of chattanooga. and the place of chattanooga. and the and the truth is, is that i myself am i had a religious problem against taking the vaccine. i am deathly afraid of needles here. >> i'm sure .

>> i'm sure. >> i'm sure. >> needles. that's why i didn't take it. i would have taken it. >> i didn't take it because i don't trust giant pharmaceutical conglomerates who obviously profited massively from this . profited massively from this. >> isn't it 200 years after, you know , the scottish know, the scottish enlightenment, basically pointed out that superstition and cleaving to, you know, 2000 year old desert , theologies shouldn't old desert, theologies shouldn't be any way to organise it. and yet still, religion will trump other rational reasons for not wanting to. if you just say, i didn't think that they had, you know, explored the possibility that the vaccine was dangerous, i didn't want to take it. that won't be adequate. but because she can say it's a religious belief, the truth is, i can't speak for this woman, but i know it wasn't a 2000 year old religious thing that made her stop taking it. >> she just if it had been proven that this thing would have worked, she i guarantee you everyone would have taken it, to even count dankula would have taken no on to the guardian. >> now he's clearly not afraid of needles. whatever else he he's on to the guardian. and it

turns out women are furious. what have you done this time, louis? >> oh, yes. well, i'm a man. all the rage. women are furious. represented and repressing it . represented and repressing it. repressing it can ruin lives. this isn't news. this isn't news. and that's why everyone knew that it was a very. and this is this is one of those articles that genuinely. >> isn't it? it's a puff piece for some pop culture. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> is that what it is? the fact is, normally there are these huge articles on a sunday. you know, when they have to fill. >> this is a woman, she runs a therapy thing where you stand on motorway bridges and scream into the gale, or you scream the water, or you don't need a group for that. >> women scream at me all the time like it doesn't take much. well, women scream all the time. >> i have screamed today. incidentally, i was trying to fill in an online planning consent form and, and trying to fill in a little plan thing with some kind of rectangle to show where i. and i literally screamed at one point. >> so what does that mean? >> so what does that mean? >> you're a woman, i guess. yeah, i mean everybody, i'm in touch with my feminine side at least. >> but the difference, i think,

between men and women is we are told we cannot scream. you can't scream in the office. big boys don't scream. yeah, because it's dangerous. you can't you can't tell how dangerous this count dankula guy is. he is like , dankula guy is. he is like, scary. i guess maybe the difference is between his arms . difference is between his arms. look at the tattoos. >> the difference is between screaming and more like a kind of vocalised. >> more like a brian blessed roar. i think . oh, you know what roar. i think. oh, you know what i mean. if you try and give it a kind of welsh welsh male voice choir. >> yes, to let it out. whoa. >> yeah. and you are also. and you people don't know this about simon. he's super scary because you can't see his eyes. he's like, peering at you through, like, peering at you through, like, tiny little things . like, tiny little things. >> the lasers finally, in this section, does voting conservative make you fat? >> i'm going to hear tory backers more likely to be obese, study finds, but i mean, that's just because they can afford food. yeah >> like that's well, no, obesity is a sign of poverty these days, isn't it? bizarrely, though,

that appears to be fair. >> and a lot of the cheaper stuff that's out there that most people have to go for because it's all they can afford. there is just a bunch of over processed rubbish in it that just makes you stop. >> i looked into this though i was slightly interested because previous research and studies have suggested that men who men, at any rate, who go to the gym and put on muscle are more likely to be right wing. that like, you know, kind of, lifting. do you even lift, bro? and all that kind of culture? thatis and all that kind of culture? that is a right wing thing. so this seems to go against it. and when you read into it, it says that, you're bmi, bmi, bmi1% higher is that correlates with being a voting tory though. >> one point higher. >> one point higher. sorry. >> one point higher. sorry. yeah one point out of so from 24 to 25. >> so everyone's just one twinkie away. >> so from being right wing tiny and be your bmi actually goes up if you put on muscle, right. >> rather than losing fat. so it could easily be the same thing. these people could actually be in good shape. they're just more dense because they've got more muscle. >> well, you actually pointed

out the problem. we'd have to see. we haven't seen the study. you've got to drill into it. and i don't know what it means. >> well, it says don't tell us. we're just asking patients how they vote. and that's that's news you don't want for the doctor. imagine getting imagine getting diagnosed as tory. i'm tory units of alcohol this week. >> mr d'aquila , may i ask? and >> mr d'aquila, may i ask? and they all lie. >> everybody lies. >> everybody lies. >> just the final section to go with i sza medieval is joe biden's yard sale? we'll find out

break. and welcome back to headliners for our final section. under a tory government. we jump back in with the times with a story about one of biden's, biden's, joe biden's childhood paintings. lewis. >> oh, sorry. oh i get i get the joke. it's a joke. yeah, it's a joke, all right, because you make you you and your jokes. >> he's very old. you see.

>> yeah, i get it, i get it. so this is a cave painting from 52,000 years ago. is the world's oldest story. it's the oldest cave painting. it's a painting. and it's in an island of sulawesi, which is the island between borneo and papua new guinea. >> so probably not actually an ice age. in fact, i was probably wrong about that in the earlier interview, because i would imagine they stayed ice free even during that period. >> oh, i hadn't even thought about that. yeah, well, it was probably, it was probably some kind of bridge or something. this is before they were growing rice in the thing which people think is forever. but it's only a couple 50,000 years ago they were in indonesia. yeah. >> and that was when they were supposed to come out of africa. they must have gone straight there. i think it was. >> there was estimated 70,000 years ago, they think is when they first arrived. yeah. >> you know, they found a hobbit there didn't they. >> do you remember. no. the island of, god near bali, there's komodo. i can't remember what it's called . what it's called. >> is this the mysterious? what are they called again? the denisovans. the little homunculus. >> denisovans? no, that's that's a different one. i think. oh, they're nepalese. yeah, yeah, yeah. and. oh, god, it's called the island of frodo or something like that. >> and frodo . yes.

>> and frodo. yes. >> and frodo. yes. >> so this is not even big news. i don't know why this is in the newspapers. >> well, i think it's because i'm quite. i quite like cave paintings and stuff. and it sounds like this is quite a complex. i've seen a number of cave paintings in france. i did one of those ones where you do a mile long walk in darkness, holding your little lantern like a dolphin. you know, they are absolutely amazing, but they are by and large, just representations of animals. this one apparently is like a tableau. there's some there's some men gathered around a pig, a pig, some men gathered around a pig, a pig, which they've cut. >> so basically it says, and they were, they were, they said it's an impression of a bunch of hunter gatherers, but it says nothing about gathering any food. it'sjust nothing about gathering any food. it's just hunters. nothing about gathering any food. it'sjust hunters. it's food. it's just hunters. it's a guy with a pig. maybe he wasn't hunters. maybe the pig walked in and killed himself a very few paintings of, like, fruit and nuts. >> yeah, yeah , i think the >> yeah, yeah, i think the reason i think the reason it's important is it's probably the earliest example of human emotional expression. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i think maybe it was an early david cameron induction. right. >> do you know what i thought about making that joke? >> but i thought i've done too much tonight. but yeah. >> floris, anyway, it is the

island. it came back to me. flores, the isle of flores. worth a visit onto the independent now. and a 1300 year old french sword has been lifted from the stone. i checked sword listings on craigslist, i guess. >> yeah, well, i say, well , >> yeah, well, i say, well, technically, whoever pulled it out is now the king of france. yeah, which is not the best job to have considering what happened to the last one. >> but but yeah, you say that. >> but but yeah, you say that. >> but but yeah, you say that. >> but napoleon said he saw the crown of france lying in the gutter, and he picked it up. that was so, you know. >> no. yeah >> no. yeah >> maybe he had a good run, but did he technically get killed by wallpaper, though? yes. so yeah, not exactly that legendary, but yeah, it was, it was. >> we all have our kryptonite. >> we all have our kryptonite. >> yeah. or arsenic, but, it's called the girardeau sword from rocamadour in southern france. and apparently it's based on this old legend. where there was an old knight called roland, and apparently he was fighting against a bunch of saracens. and to make sure the saracens wouldn't get his sword, he threw his sword for kilometres and

kilometres, and it wedged itself in the rock, and it became part of the legend of this town. and of the legend of this town. and of course, someone's nicked it and some roland. >> so basically , basically it's >> so basically, basically it's someone who said, this is i can't you can't believe this story. the whole story is. so i'm glad someone took the thing because it didn't get thrown into the thing. it was all it was all. >> no, it was there was pictures of it. >> disenchanted world, are you. this is great stuff. this is see, you get students that have got all the traffic cones like in the dorms. >> like these guys have just got an ancient, legendary french sword. >> you would think, even if it can come out, that the french would have, like, secured it somehow, though , wouldn't you? somehow, though, wouldn't you? yeah, yeah, you would think that. but obviously they've got it secured already. >> the fact that it was in a stone, maybe it was climbing. it could be pulled out. >> yeah. the times are discussing which facial hair suggests a man is ready to settle down, presumably once he rids himself of his free moustache rides. yeah, well, he's got a beard, too, >> the facial hair. hair? that'll tell you that a man is ready to settle down. what's the big answer? not shaving it. it's growing a beard. that's so. so

you're halfway there. even you're halfway there. even you're on the way back out. >> i was clean shaven when i married . yeah, and i've been married. yeah, and i've been trying to grow my beard. >> yeah, because it's manly. because. because that's what women say . what is facial hair? women say. what is facial hair? it's a secondary sexual characteristic. it says to a man that you're a man, which is why women don't like to have it and men like to have it, but it's very much a fashion thing, isn't it? >> because i do remember when beards came back in this was maybe about 2003 or something. i very specifically remember i was sitting in edinburgh during the fringe and there was a massive french connection store, and they had like you know, three story high model posters and there was a man with a beard. and it was kind of shocking. it was jarring because it had been so long since i'd seen a fashion model with a beard. and then, you know, within a six months, they were everywhere. you know, which made them more popular and brought them back. >> hamsters. oh, hipsters. oh, yeah. >> hamsters. they never went away. >> they always had them. they've always. >> if you've got a beard, you're telling a woman, i'm a guy. so that's the answer. the answer is this is they. this is the. it

just shows that not just american and british universities waste money. this is this is the university of silesia. and the university of padova. >> but in the 1960s, growing a beard meant you weren't ready to settle down. it meant you were a hippie, right? that was completely different. signalling. >> yeah, it was a sign because people had people didn't have beards until the 1960s. >> that's all what we think it is. none of it really matters anyway. i think that's my view. >> we're not very mixed on facial hair anyway, so thank you to the metro. >> now, never mind the quality. feel the width. >> why why was i given this one a forget about the size of a penis. what about vagina length? something we apparently don't talk about enough. >> i love like i shouldn't be talking about it. >> we should not be. >> we should not be. >> we should not be. >> we shouldn't know what time is it like? >> can we talk about this? >> can we talk about this? >> i don't want to like, expose the naivety of my back, but i don't believe that ever came up. no, this is not conversation. >> what was she like? did she do this? did she? i never know that. would never, ever come up. >> yeah, we're happy to be

there. we don't care about the what's going on there. >> camille paglia has written a great book, 30 years ago called sexual personae, in which she explores the different sexual like, personae of men and women in drama. and she says, the interesting thing about women is they're sexual . they're sexual they're sexual. they're sexual organ is all hidden. it's all out of sight. this is the defining characteristic. don't destroy that mystery. >> yeah. no. yeah >> yeah. no. yeah >> with that, have i given you enough to publish? no >> it'sjust enough to publish? no >> it's just it's just mostly like what they're talking about , like what they're talking about, like, you know, having intercourse and stuff like that and having, like, i mean, from experience, they don't like it when you hit the back like, no. >> so when can we not discuss that? >> i want to keep doing it because it makes lewis uncomfortable. >> the tone. can we manage it? a celebrity with the fastest growing social media of all time is the scientist responsible for cracking cold fusion? >> no it's not, no it's not. there's a woman named hayley welsh. she's. i didn't even know who this woman was . she? i also who this woman was. she? i also want to. i don't want to discuss it. i don't want, you know, i just realised i'm too old to be. >> do you have anything about

this girl? i think she's actually quite sweet and innocent. >> it's a meme fad. the way. the way memes work is, you know, they come in, they're funny for two, maybe three weeks, and then they die and disappear. that's. that's where it should have happened with my nazi pug video. but it's not what happened. >> what happened to that, rich man north of richmond guy as well, isn't it? she's like the kind of fellatio version of that she does. >> she does strike in the iron while it's hot and trying to sell merch and do a podcast and all that, like the sweet girl, the show is over. >> let's take another quick look at thursday's front pages as we go into the election. the daily mail vote farage get them. that's the warning. the times labour set for biggest majority since 1832. the great reform bill since you ask telegraph home owners face council tax raid under labour guardian. starmer hails new age of hope as britain votes in historic election. the express vote tory and the daily star toodle pip to the clown shoes of the tory administration. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, lewis schaffer and count dankula. we're back tomorrow at

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